00:00Fuck's sake, man. Fucking, I don't know, my life's fucking coming to now, man. Fuck's sake,
00:09no fucking work, no money in the old pocket. Fuck's sake, man. You know what I mean? Fucking,
00:17you know, here I am, fucking, you know, the best thing since jazz fucking cure, man, man.
00:23You know what I mean? Here I am, just doing errands for the, you know, my fucking lovely
00:27lady, man, while she's in bed, laid up, with a bun in the bloody oven, man. Oh, I tell you,
00:34man, what the fuck is going on, man? You know what I mean? Fuck's sake, man. You know, I'm
00:38the leader of a fucking chop notch fucking punk rock fucking hardcore fucking punk band,
00:43man. What the fuck is going on, man? I just fucking give up this shit, man. You know what
00:49I mean? Fucking the bell end, man. Fuck's sake. Don't know what's fucking going on anymore in
00:54my life, man. Just a bloody knob end. Yeah, man. Fuck's sake. Oh, there we go, man. Over the
01:03fucking shop. What the fuck was this now? I tell you, man, depressing fucking dump. Yeah, yeah,
01:21it's starting to fucking rain again, man. Summer be fucked. I tell you what,
01:27fucking hell, I'm giving up on my fucking lovely holiday dreams now, because Brian keeps popping
01:32up in them all the fucking time. What's the fucking point of fucking everything, man? Just
01:38give up. Well, anyway, anyway, yeah, tonight's the fucking night, man. You know what I mean?
01:46Another gig up the fucking, another, my second gig up the fucking land in their arms, man. Well.
01:55One and a half gigs, actually. You know, only got halfway through the last fucker,
01:59ended up bloody carted off in the fucking paddy wagons, man. Ah, fuck's sake. Yeah, well, well.
02:07Anyway, I got to go over fucking my mate's Brent shop now. Get fucking wallpaper bloody paste,
02:15man. Do the boys' fucking bedroom fucking art. Ah, fuck's sake, man. Yeah, well, you know,
02:22I got to get it done before the fucking, you know, the young one comes again. You know what I mean?
02:27Kid number four, man. Ah, fuck's sake. I don't know what I'm fucking doing with my life anymore,
02:32man. Yeah, yeah, fuck me, man. I can't even remember doing anything with her, man. Fuck's
02:39sake, how the fuck did that happen anyway? Fuck's sake, I'm always too fucking bell-ending tired,
02:44man. Well, it must have happened somewhere along the fucking line, man. Ah, anyway.
02:52Yeah. Anyway, let's get over fucking Brent's fucking shop. Pick up the bloody wallpaper
03:00fucking paste, man. Ah, another day at the grindstone again, but not getting fucking paid
03:06for it, man. Ah, fuck's sake, anyway. Yeah, I fucking give up. Well, well, well, fucking hell,
03:12at least I got tonight to look forward to, man. You know what I mean? Rocking up in the fucking
03:17Langeiner Arms, man. Yeah, yeah, guaranteed a fucking packed fucking, you know, a packed venue,
03:22man. Yeah, well. So fat fucking Dave keeps fucking, big Dave keeps saying anyway, the pillock.
03:29Yeah, probably be no fucker there, man. Yeah, well, anyway, as long as I get paid,
03:34I don't give a flying fuck, man. You know what I mean? Your pockets are fucking bare, man.
03:40Fuck this. Anyway, I've left fucking Brian, you know what I mean? Sorting out the fucking
03:50boys' fucking bedroom. I'm telling you, I'm fucking telling you, you better have fucking
03:55done it by the time I get back, because I haven't got time to piss about, you know what I mean?
04:00I need that room fucking, you know, moved to, you know, get the stuff out so I can fucking do the
04:07bloody wallpapering, man. And I'm telling you, if he hasn't done what I fucking said, I'm going to
04:13put my fucking size nine boot straight into his fucking conk, and I'll twist it around the back
04:19of his fucking head, man. The stupid, moronic, bellend, penis-faced pillock. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
04:28man. Oh, God. Why can't we have some fucking sun, man? Miserable fucking dump. Welsh fucking
04:35valleys. Fucking hell. Enough to drive you a fucking barmy, man. Drive you a fucking insane.
04:43You know what I mean? Oh, God. Why was I ever born in this bloody pit of a place, man?
04:51Oh, God, it's the most boring place on earth, man. For fuck's sake, nobody ever fucking does
04:55fuck all up here, man. The most exciting thing is fucking people robbing fucking gardening tools
05:02from people's sheds, man. That's about the most exciting thing that ever happens around here, man.
05:07You know, what happened to a few, you know, fucking murders and things, man.
05:10Only ever had fucking two or three up in my whole fucking life, man.
05:18I'm telling you one thing, there will be one if he hasn't done that bedroom by the time I get back,
05:21the bellend, butt-hole, butt-crack. Yeah, well, oh, fuck's sake. Anyway, let's get this done.
05:28Get back the fucking house and then fucking, yeah, yeah, get ready for fucking tonight, man.
05:33Yeah, yeah, get ready for fucking tonight, man. Yeah, the lads are fucking waiting, man.
05:39You know what I mean? Nutsack Barry's going to pick us up in the van later and we'll be off
05:44ready to fucking set up, ready for nine o'clock tonight, man. And then it's going to be all
05:49out fucking punk rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anarchy in the UK, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking,
05:58you know, let's get the fucking place banging, man. You know, belting out some fucking tunes,
06:02isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, anyway, I can't fucking wait till tonight, man.
06:06This is getting me fucking tits, man, just sitting up fucking around doing fuck-all, man.
06:10You know, nutsack. Anyway, let's fuck off now. Let's get this fucking done before I have a
06:16fucking poking the bean off my fucking lovely lady, man. Miserable bugger. Oh, God.
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