00:00Oh, bloody hell. Let's have a bloody baco stick. Yeah, yeah. Let's get a bit of baco
00:17down your windpipe. Wake me up a bit. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Not bloody lighting again, man.
00:26Fuck's sake. Let's get on the bloody cooker then.
00:35Ah, that's better, man. Fucking acetate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck me, man, I tell you.
00:47Well, no work again. That's about four weeks I've had no work for again now, man. Fucking weather,
00:55you know, dry, sunny, you know, good to do all this shit, you know what I mean? And Barry,
01:02he's a no-show. Fuck him. Anyway. Ah, bollocks, who gives a fucking nut sack? Yeah, well, well.
01:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway. Fucking dickhead, penis-headed little pillock Brian's back from
01:20fucking back on farm, yeah, you know what I mean? After running away, you know what I mean?
01:32You know, he thought he was ending up going to fucking China or fucking Dover, you know what I
01:36mean? But no, no, no, no. He's taken me back down on that fucker big time, man. Made me look like
01:41Bellingham in front of fucking Arranca and every fucker, man. Fucking dickhead. Well, he's back.
01:47He's fucking back anyway, man. Aggravated the fuck out of every bugger, man. Sitting on my
01:53bloody settee again, man, in his underwear. Oh, fucking his wife runs, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:00I've had it. I've had it. Yeah, well, anyway, you know what I mean?
02:05He's a penis-headed little bellend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, anyway. He'd be out of my face today,
02:12anyway. He'd bring his gun and fucking mumbles, you know, down the Swansea, you know what I mean?
02:16Fishing, you know what I mean? Okay, okay, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23I don't give a fuck what he does, man, as long as he gets the fuck out,
02:27you know what I mean? Gets out of my fucking bloody personal space, man.
02:31Bellend. Nutbags, smelly-arse nut sack.
02:38Nice cup of coffee, man, with my fucking back of stick. Yeah, well, anyway, at least I'll have a
02:44bit of a, you know, a nice, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have a bit of a nice day today, because
02:51he's taking his bloody orbit missus with him, man. Yeah, so, you know, yeah, he can fiddle
02:58around with his tackle, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, you know, at least I'll have a bit of
03:04peace, won't I? You know what I mean? My little lady's off down the fucking hospital again later
03:08in this afternoon now, man. Yeah, so I'll just have a, yeah, stuck with the fucking kids then, man.
03:15Kid two and three, yeah, you know what I mean? I don't know what kid one's doing, he's fucking
03:18sprawled out in bed, fucking lazy bellend butt crack. Yeah, anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:28I'll have some peace today, yeah, yeah, somewhere. Yeah, well, no fucking work, man.
03:35My fucking pockets are fucking bare, man. Fuck's sake, man, moths in the fuckers, man. Yeah,
03:41fuck Barney and his stupid bellending work anyway, man, he can piss off. Dickhead.
03:48Should have stayed in Pakistan. Useless bellend. Nutsack, yeah.
03:56Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, well, anyway, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bugger off and just have a fucking,
04:02finish my coffee in my fucking back of stick, man, you know what I mean? Chew me up.
04:07Yeah, get me along with working, man, you know what I mean? Yeah, well, he's just gone out the
04:12fucking door now with his fucking lump of a fucking missus, man, off to fucking Mambas fishing.
04:21Yeah, well, probably come back with fuck all, you know what I mean?
04:25Yeah, whatever, you know what I mean? If he does catch anything,
04:30at least that's his grub for the fucking day anyway, because he's not having my
04:33bellending grub anymore, man. Don't bloody pay a bean towards any of it, man, the lazy,
04:40godforsaken little cockhead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, man, fuck this,
04:47anyway, I'm gonna fuck off and finish my fucking back of stick, man, you know what I mean? Yeah,
04:52well, I got the fucking peace and quiet, man. Fucking sick of him in my fucking face all the
04:58fucking time, sitting in his underwear. Yeah, well, anyway, I'll fucking see you later, man.
05:07Fuck it, anyway.
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