00:00Mmm, God's sake. Well, I've done over the fucking yard and that's all I'm fucking doing over there.
00:06Fuck it. If it's not good enough, he can fucking kiss my fucking butthole.
00:10Anyway, come with me now. Come with me now. Let me show you this, man.
00:14Fucking nuts. Butthole bellend.
00:17Dickhead.
00:19Right, come up here with me. I'm in a chill. Look at this now.
00:22Unbelievable, man.
00:24Right, yeah.
00:27He wants me to do all this today now, right?
00:30Look at it. Look at it. Look, look, look.
00:35See that? See that? Look at it.
00:38Look at it.
00:40Fuck me, man. The Amazon's gonna fuck all on this.
00:44Look.
00:55Oh, my God. Unbelievable, I tell you, man.
00:58He expects me to do all this today, right?
01:01I've done the yard. That took me four hours. The butthole.
01:04And he expects me to do it with...
01:07What can I... What can I...
01:11Not even a fucking petrol scrimmer, man.
01:14The fucking butthole.
01:16Fuck this pillock.
01:20I'm not doing it.
01:22Nope, I'm gonna sit by her now.
01:24I'm gonna smoke me fucking back of stick.
01:27Cough me fucking lungs up and just sit the fuck on me arsehole.
01:31Fucking butthole all day, man.
01:33I ain't doing it. Bollocks, man.
01:35Fucking dipshit. Motherfucking fuckhead.
01:41He expects me to do all this today with them tools, man.
01:45The fucking hand shears, man. The bellend.
01:48He's a fucking moron, I'm telling you.
01:54I think he's just taking a piss now, man. You know what I mean?
01:57Fuck me, I've known that man since 1982, man, when I was...
02:01Just started work, man. 16, man.
02:04And he's doing this to me, man. The butt crack.
02:07Arse wipe. Fuck's sake, man.
02:09Ah, fuck it. I give up. I'm not gonna do shit.
02:12I'm just gonna sit on me bum bag.
02:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:19Fuck me, man, I tell you.
02:21Stupid creep.
02:23Should have stayed in fucking Pakistan.
02:25Bellend.
02:27This is what we get for friendship, man.
02:30Fucking...
02:32Yeah.
02:35Yeah.
02:37I wish I was... I wish I was...
02:39I don't know, just not me, man.
02:41Butt crack. Ah, fuck it.
02:43I'm gonna have a fucking... I'm gonna smoke me fucking...
02:46Back of the stick and fucking cough me fucking lungs up
02:48and then fuck off home.
02:50Fuck this shit, man. Enough's enough.
02:54God fuck's sake.
02:56Dickhead.
02:58I'm gonna go home now in a minute and I'm gonna fucking...
03:01I'm gonna cross a fucking noggin
03:03right in the middle of his fucking beak,
03:06stick my sausage finger in his fucking leg hole
03:08and fucking spin his head round.
03:10Fuck him just for the fucking hell of it, man.
03:13Just cos I'm a nice guy.
03:15Fucking dick brain.
03:17Fish god. Piss pot.
03:19Fuck's sake.
03:21Fuck this shit.
03:25God.
03:27I should have just been...
03:30Never born, man.
03:32God, why do I have to live in this dump?
03:34Fuck's sake.
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