00:00Ah, fuck the fucking yard, man. I've done all the other fucking loading bays, fucking...
00:06I don't know what he wants it over there for. Anyway, it's a derelict fucking building,
00:09a butt crack. Fuck's sake. Anyway, not two in the fucking yard. It's two out. Anyway,
00:15I'm going to have a one fucking... A one, a one, a one, a one, a one fucking, a one
00:21fucking paper fucking... Head fuck, head zonker. Oh yeah, fuck it. I need this, man. Fuck it.
00:29It's a derelict, man.
00:36Lovely on the old larynx.
00:40God alive, I tell you, man. I'm fucking off on this next fucking bus now. Fucking ten to four.
00:45Fuck it. Fuck the yard. Fucking bellend. Squatting off, fucking wherever the fuck he's going
00:52all the time. And I'm stuck with this crap. Fuck off. And I'm telling you, I'm telling
00:58you, if he don't fucking pay me in a full fucking day, he's going to have my fucking
01:03sausage finger stuck right up his bum ring. No, no, no, no, I won't do that. I'll shove
01:10it straight into his fucking eyeball. The stupid bellend.
01:18I'm just going to get my fucking bum bag off.
01:24I saw the light as I sat by her window.
01:29I saw the flickering shadow of love on the blind.
01:34She was my woman.
01:39I set the nape in my hand and she laughed no more.
01:47Why, why, why, dee la la.
01:54Why, why, why, dee la la.
02:04Yeah, man. Bit of Tom Jones, man. The old Welsh fucking warbler. Yeah, it kicks me back
02:10at, man, when, you know, when me pops, you know what I mean, when me pops, they feel
02:14the singers, man.
02:16I never saw fuck on anybody, do I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bit of killing joke, man, you
02:21know, bit of Jazz Coleman, man. Bit of John Lydon, Public Image Limited, man. Yeah, you
02:26know, Sex Pistols, you know what I mean, that sort of shit, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck
02:31Tom Jones. Fucking old ponce. Yeah, I'm talking about fucking Wales, anyway. I fucking, you
02:38know, said to Brian last night, I said, Oi, Brian, I said, what's the best, what's the
02:41best thing to ever come out of Wales, mate? You know, he said, the stupid, moronic, fish
02:46god, bellend. He said, that cannibal guy. I said, what, what, what, what? I said, what
02:53are you talking about, man? I said, who's the best, most famous person to come out of
02:57Wales, man? He said, apart from me, innit? You know what I mean? He said, that cannibal
03:03guy, man. Annabelle Hector. I said, that's not his name. I said, Anthony Hopkins is his
03:15name, you bellend. I said, he's not from Wales, anyway, he's from Talbot. That don't count.
03:20Anyway, he said, dickhead, I tell you, you stupid fish god bellend. You should fuck off
03:26the fish god, that stupid nutbag. Yeah, fuck it, anyway. Just finish me fucking one skinner
03:34off. I tell you, man, it's fucking had enough effect already, man. I feel a bit fucking
03:41woozy, man. I can't handle this shit no more, man. 12-inch crap. I don't know what I do
03:46anyway, man. I'm fucking stupid enough with the crap. Yeah, man, yeah. Oh, well. Not long
03:56before the bus. Yeah, fuck it. Let's get on out the fucking way, let's do it. Fucking
04:03again tomorrow now, nine o'clock, man. Up in fucking, that, what do you call it, a fucking
04:09garden. More like a war zone in Beirut. Fuck's sake, man. I've got to do all the fucking
04:13hand-cutters, man. Bellend. I tell you what, I don't spend fuck all on tools either, Ponce.
04:20I'm going to kick his face in, I'm going to kick his fucking neck, and he's going to spin
04:24his head fucking round again, because it's Italian, man. Fuck. He's going to get the
04:33shit out of me. Even though I've been mum since 1982, I don't give a fuck no more, man.
04:41I'm going to stay in Pakistan, man. Make me do this crap on a Sunday. Oh, fuck this anyway.
04:51I'm going to go have a drink of fucking energy drink, it tastes like rancid piss, and then
04:58I'm going to cut his butt open, man. Fuck it.
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