00:00Well, back from the fucking chores I had to do at the shop for my bloody lovely lady, man.
00:10Everybody's still in fucking bed, man. The fucking lazy buggering butthole buttcracks.
00:17Fuck's sake, man. I'm the only one that gets up. Fuck's sake. Lazy belling buttholes.
00:25Well, anyway, I've been upstairs to check, see if Brian's done the fucking room like I fucking said, man.
00:32Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he has done what I asked, yeah. Basically, you know what I mean? Walked in, you know what I mean?
00:45You know, I'll show you a pic now. I'll show you a photo I took of him working in the bedroom now, man.
00:52You know, this is what I got to fucking put up with all the fucking time, man, you know what I mean?
00:57Yeah, yeah. It's on the computer, you know, so I can show you on my phone because I can't, you know, I'm videoing at the same time, man.
01:03Yeah, look at this, man. This is a pic that I, you know, caught him when I went in the room, in the bedroom, in the boys' bedroom, man.
01:10You know, yep, yep, yep, yep. Watch this now.
01:22Yep.
01:26This is what I got to put up with every fucking day, man.
01:35He's the same when he was in work, man. Everywhere you look around, you turn around, you see his bloody butt crack.
01:43Fuck's sake, man, the bell end. Can't you tell his ass is hanging out?
01:48Fuck's sake, man, dickhead. Stupid fucking creep.
01:53Ah, fuck it, anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, anyway, I had to fucking, I just had to, man.
01:59I, you know, I just whacked my size 9 boot straight into his butt crack, man.
02:07He landed on his nut.
02:10He said, what was that? I said, well, you went, did I?
02:16I said, yeah, well, I don't appreciate walking into the bloody bedroom, man, and seeing that.
02:23He said, I don't know what you mean, man.
02:28Your fucking butt crack straight in my fucking vision, man.
02:32You bell end. Keep your fucking trousers up, man.
02:37Yeah, he just never fucking listens, man.
02:41Sick of the sight, man. You know what I mean? I got it all the time, man.
02:45Turns me guts.
02:47Yeah, well, at least he did what I fucking asked for once, you know what I mean?
02:51So the bedroom's all ready to fucking wallpaper, man.
02:55Ah, fuck's sake. No, no, I'm not doing it today. No, no, no.
03:00My lovely lady, they're all in bed. No, I'm, why should I bother?
03:04Anyway, I got a gig to get to tonight, man.
03:07So I need to, you know, limber up.
03:10Get a little bit of a practice session with the lads when they turn up.
03:14Oh, actually, they'll be turning up soon.
03:16So we can, you know, get ourselves into shape for tonight, man.
03:20Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure the old, you know, the old vocals are in order, man.
03:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure everything's up to scratch.
03:27Yeah, well, you know what I mean? Of course we will be, you know what I mean?
03:31You know, we don't need practice, really, but, you know, we are, you know, top notch, man.
03:39Fuck it, anyway, you know what I mean?
03:44Anyway, this is me fucking life, man.
03:46No jobs, no work, no coinage in the old empty butthole in pocket, man.
03:56Well, at least we get some cash for tonight.
04:00Well, I hope, anyway.
04:03Well, we never got paid before, so I'm not holding my fucking breath, man.
04:07Yeah, well, strange things have happened, ain't they?
04:10Yeah, man, you know what I mean?
04:14This is so fucking boring, man, I'm telling you, man.
04:17For fuck's sake, man, I don't know what the fuck's happening, man.
04:20Me life's just turned into a miserable fucking mess, man.
04:25Yeah, I can't get rid of them pair of bellends, man.
04:35You know what I mean? Sprawling on me settee and the bloody undies all the fucking time, man.
04:42You know what? I can't stick this no more, man. I'm going to have to move out, man.
04:46I'm just going to have to fuck off.
04:49Well, actually, when I go up to the Long Island Arms tonight, I'll have a word with the two Daves, man.
04:57See if they've got a spare room upstairs, man.
05:01You know what I mean?
05:02Well, anything's got to be better than this, innit?
05:04You know what I mean?
05:06Fuck's sake.
05:08I suppose I could always pop back and forth just to see the lovely lady and the fucking kid number four when he pops out.
05:17Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, man.
05:21I don't remember doing anything with her for a long time, man.
05:29I'm too busy for that all the time. How did that happen, man?
05:32I didn't get it.
05:33Oh, well, anyway.
05:36God.
05:41Yeah, well, fuck this.
05:44I'm going to go and have a fucking back of stick and another coffee.
05:49Fuck it, man.
05:50Nothing else to fucking do with her till tonight, man.
05:52You know what I mean?
05:53I've just got to wait now for Barry the shop to pick up the lads.
06:01They can all pile in the house then until we're set up.
06:05You know, have a bit of a bish-bash-bosh on the old fucking guitars and drums and go and get the old vocals going again.
06:12You know, get everything shaped for tonight, man.
06:15Yep, yep, yep, yep. That'll wake them up, won't it?
06:17Bell ends.
06:18Yeah, well, they don't want to piss me off too much, I'm telling you.
06:21I'm fucking telling you.
06:22And I've got to get Brian up there tonight for some reason.
06:25I don't know, the two daves want to see him for some fucking thing.
06:27Anyway, he can lunk our gear at hand.
06:30You know what I mean?
06:31He can be our roadie tonight.
06:33Well, he's not getting paid anyway.
06:35He can fucking suck my fucking peanut.
06:40Dickhead.
06:41Oh, fuck this, man.
06:42Let's go and have a fucking buck of stick.
06:45Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
06:47I just don't know what everything's coming to anymore, man.
06:50Fuck it.
06:54Oh, God.
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