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00:30I'm having a heart attack.
00:31You are gonna come through this operation just fine.
00:33Hello?
00:34Rex passed away about 10 minutes ago.
00:37I'm so sorry.
00:39Mr. Delfino took my dad away to kill him.
00:41Now I'm gonna kill Mr. Delfino.
00:46It was an accepted fact among the residents
00:49of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor.
00:54People had seen her drunk at Sewing Bees.
00:56The Department of Motor Vehicles.
01:02And the First Methodist Church.
01:06Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't.
01:10Then one night, in a moment of despair,
01:13she challenged God to quench her never-ending thirst.
01:20Luckily for Ida, God was listening.
01:26Ida, Ida, Ida.
01:40Ida, Ida, Ida, Ida.
01:52Zack, listen to me.
01:52Now!
02:02You're not so tough now, are you?
02:07Mongo, no!
02:08Mongo!
02:09Mongo!
02:09Mongo!
02:13It was at that moment,
02:21it occurred to Ida,
02:23God may work in mysterious ways,
02:26but he isn't particularly subtle.
02:51It had been a year since my death and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
03:06It had been a year since my death and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
03:20Children had learned new games.
03:25New neighbors had moved in.
03:30Old houses had been rebuilt.
03:32Oh, look, guys, twice.
03:33Okay, Craig, what's going on?
03:34Let me see.
03:35And fresh tragedies had occurred.
03:37In one house,
03:39a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing.
03:44But until the time was right,
03:46she would wait.
03:48And life, as it tends to do,
03:51would go on.
03:53I look like hell.
03:54I need a hairbrush.
03:56Yeah, um, that's not gonna help.
03:58Susan,
04:01Officer Romsloff is here for your statement.
04:04Zach Young do that?
04:06No, she fell.
04:07Bit her lip.
04:08It was an accident.
04:09Okay.
04:10So, um, walk me through what happened.
04:12I don't know, I don't know.
04:13I can feed a dog.
04:15I'm sorry?
04:16Feed the dog.
04:17Uh,
04:18and I turned around,
04:20and there was Zach Young,
04:21and that's Zach with an H,
04:23pointing a gun at me.
04:24The doctor said keep that in.
04:25You gotta understand,
04:26Zach's had a tough time.
04:28He's got an emotional issue.
04:29Oh, I think he's crazy.
04:30Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody.
04:32Uh, hello?
04:34Uh, he was waiting there
04:35for you to come home so he could kill you.
04:37Is that what happened when you got home?
04:39Kid took a shot at you?
04:40Actually, Susan fired the gun.
04:41Okay, no,
04:42that's because I was wrestling it away from Zach
04:44so that he wouldn't shoot you.
04:47Oh,
04:48what?
04:49Can we do this later?
04:50She's kind of a mess right now.
04:52Yeah.
04:52Yeah, I think I can fill in the rest for you.
04:54I'd appreciate it.
04:55Uh, you'll feel better, Mrs. Meyer.
04:57All right.
05:00Ow, that hurts.
05:02I'm gonna get you more ice.
05:03Okay.
05:06I'm telling you,
05:07Susan really flew off the handle
05:08when she jumped the kid.
05:09So you were saying
05:10this is more of a domestic squirt?
05:11Definitely, yeah.
05:12Are we required to press charges?
05:14Well, we're not really required,
05:16but something you should really consider
05:18when a handgun is involved.
05:19John,
05:42how did you get in here?
05:44I don't know where you keep the key.
05:45Mimosa?
05:48No, I'm pregnant, you jackass.
05:50I made yours with seltzer.
05:51Do you have any idea what you've done?
05:53The little stunt you pulled yesterday
05:54in the courtroom
05:54could get Carlos sent away
05:55for eight years.
05:57Yeah, I thought you might be
05:58a little mad about that.
06:00But once you calm down,
06:02you'll see that it's just the two of us.
06:04It's gonna be awesome.
06:05You brought luggage?
06:10He's gone.
06:11We don't have to stick around anymore.
06:12We can have a real relationship.
06:15So what's best for the three of us?
06:16The three of us?
06:17How exactly does that benefit Carlos?
06:19I'm talking about my baby.
06:21You don't know what's your baby?
06:22I don't even know what's your baby.
06:24And I don't want to know
06:24because it doesn't matter.
06:29So what?
06:30You don't love me?
06:31Well, up until the point
06:32that you told my husband
06:32we were having an affair,
06:34I was quite fond of you.
06:35Since then,
06:36not a fan!
06:44Hey.
06:45Hey.
06:46Oh, why on earth
06:47would you let them finger paint
06:48before breakfast?
06:50It's my job to clean that up now,
06:52so it's my call, right?
06:56You're right.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58Hey, I thought the meeting
06:59wasn't until one.
06:59Oh, I have a thousand things
07:00to do before that.
07:02Borrow a decent scarf from Bree,
07:03buy a lipstick I don't hate and...
07:05Mommy, mommy, look!
07:06No, no!
07:07No, nobody touches mommy, okay?
07:09I love you,
07:09I love your finger painting,
07:10but if you touch me
07:11with those messy hands,
07:12I will cut them off.
07:13Go on.
07:14Off you.
07:15Good.
07:15It's okay.
07:15It's a little nervous.
07:18Who, me?
07:19I've been out of work
07:20for seven years.
07:21I'm a woman of a certain age
07:22in a business that values youth
07:24above all else.
07:24Why should I be nervous?
07:25You are experienced.
07:27You are brilliant.
07:29You are going to nail
07:30this job interview, okay?
07:33Oh, no, I can't.
07:34You're very, so...
07:36Yeah.
07:37Here.
07:38Hi.
07:40Oh, my cell phone.
07:41Lynette, hi.
08:01It's Bree.
08:02I do hope I'm not calling
08:03too early.
08:04Hmm?
08:06Oh, of course you can borrow
08:07that scarf.
08:08I'll press it for you.
08:08Um, I have, uh, some news.
08:12Rex died.
08:15I thought they were
08:16going to operate.
08:16What happened?
08:18Apparently, Rex's heart
08:19just gave out.
08:21Oh, my God.
08:23So, when can we see Bree?
08:24She said she was going to call.
08:26She's got a lot of things to do.
08:28Planning for the funeral,
08:29that sort of thing.
08:31She's not that busy to me.
08:38Hey.
08:39Hey.
08:39What are you doing out here?
08:41Oh, I'm just waiting for, uh,
08:43Rex's mother.
08:43She's going to be here any second.
08:45Honey, we are so sorry.
08:47Oh, do one of you drink, uh,
08:49soy milk?
08:50I was cleaning out the fridge
08:51this morning,
08:51and Rex is the only one
08:53who drinks it.
08:54I just bought it on Friday.
08:55I'd hate to throw it away.
08:59What a waste.
09:02Aw, sweetie.
09:04Honey, you can let it out.
09:05No, no, I can't afford
09:06to fall apart right now.
09:08Why?
09:09You're about to find out.
09:13Bree!
09:14Stop, stop here.
09:15This is the house.
09:16Is that...
09:18Yes, that is Rex's mother.
09:27I can't believe it.
09:30It's like some hideous nightmare.
09:32My life is over.
09:34My life is over.
09:36It appears there's a seven-year gap
09:54since your last position.
09:55Would you take some time off?
09:57I was a stay-at-home mom.
09:59I wish it had been time off.
10:01Boy or girl?
10:03A girl.
10:03And three boys.
10:06Four kids.
10:07Yeah, of course,
10:08they won't get in the way
10:08of the job
10:09because my husband's
10:10staying home with them
10:11from now on.
10:14I knew I could never
10:15do both jobs justice.
10:17That's why I chose
10:17not to have a family.
10:20I didn't want to be
10:20one of those kind of women,
10:22you know,
10:23sloughing things off
10:24onto coworkers
10:25because of a pediatrician
10:26appointment
10:27or a dance recital.
10:28I get really neurotic
10:30about putting people out.
10:31With all due respect,
10:34Nina,
10:35it won't be an issue.
10:36I can leave home
10:37at home.
10:37And it's not going
10:38to break your heart
10:38to leave those sad
10:39little faces behind?
10:40Are you kidding?
10:42This office is paradise.
10:44Grown-ups talking
10:45about grown-up things.
10:47No screaming,
10:48no vomiting,
10:49no boogers under the table.
10:50You're going to have
10:50to drag me out of here
10:51kicking and screaming
10:53weekends, holidays,
10:54whenever.
10:57All right,
10:58Ed wants to make
10:59the final decision,
11:00so I will bring you
11:01back tomorrow
11:01at 3 for a follow-up.
11:04Well, that sounds great.
11:06Lynette, be early.
11:07Show me something.
11:10Okay.
11:12No way.
11:13Dad did not have
11:14a teddy bear.
11:14He most certainly did.
11:16Oh, that was too little.
11:18Your father never went
11:19anywhere without him.
11:24Here's your tea, Phyllis.
11:25Oh, look, Bree.
11:30This was the tie
11:31that Rex wore
11:31when he graduated
11:32from prep school.
11:34I think you should wear it.
11:37You know, for the funeral.
11:40Phyllis, that's an orange tie.
11:42Well, those were school colors,
11:43green and orange.
11:44Well, um,
11:45he's being buried
11:46in a blue suit.
11:49Maybe he could be buried
11:51in a different suit.
11:52I don't think so,
11:53but thank you, though.
11:56Well, you, uh,
11:58you kept Dad's
11:58old comic books?
11:59Oh, yes, I kept everything.
12:01Look here.
12:04I even kept
12:05the dirty magazine
12:06that he hid
12:07under his mattress.
12:09He didn't think
12:10I knew about it,
12:11but I did.
12:14Well, it looks like
12:15Dad was in a big press.
12:17Oh, yes.
12:18That's why I was surprised
12:19when he married your mother.
12:20Oh, yes.
12:20That's why I was surprised
12:21when he married your mother.
12:22Oh, yes.
12:25So you're just not
12:30going to talk to me,
12:31is that it?
12:34Fine.
12:36I don't need to talk.
12:43Okay, yes,
12:44I had a little affair.
12:45It wasn't the best thing
12:46to do,
12:46and I'm not proud of it.
12:47But it's not the worst
12:48thing that could have happened.
12:49Nobody died.
12:50Oh, don't be such
12:52a martyr, Carlos.
12:54Okay, it takes two people.
12:56How many times did you
12:57go off on your little
12:58business trips
12:58and leave me alone?
13:00See, so technically
13:01you cheated too.
13:02It's just your mistress
13:03was your work.
13:05No, okay,
13:06that was a stretch.
13:07I'm sorry.
13:07Carlos, wait!
13:08Come back!
13:09Look, I want to start over.
13:11We're going to have a baby.
13:13Isn't that what
13:13you always wanted?
13:16Carlos, wait!
13:17I said I was sorry
13:18and I love you.
13:19What more do you want?
13:22I want a paternity test.
13:32Mrs. Applewhite,
13:33hi, I am Brie Van de Camp
13:35and this is my daughter, Danielle.
13:37Hello.
13:38Hi.
13:38Hey, I'm Matthew.
13:39This is my son.
13:41Hi.
13:42I would have been over sooner
13:43to introduce myself,
13:44but I'm afraid there's been
13:45a death in my family.
13:47My dad.
13:47I'm so sorry.
13:49I lost my dad too.
13:50I know what you must
13:51be going through right now.
13:53Anyway, I'm afraid
13:54that my visit
13:54has an ulterior motive.
13:56The organist at our church
13:58is on vacation
13:58and Edie Britt mentioned
14:00that you used to be
14:01a concert pianist and...
14:02I would be honored
14:03to play for you.
14:04Why don't I bring
14:05some sheet music over later
14:06and we can play
14:06in some selections?
14:08That's just a huge weight
14:09off my shoulders.
14:11Oh, these are for you.
14:12Oh, how sweet.
14:15Bree, we widows
14:17have to stick together.
14:20Bye.
14:29Pretending your father's dead?
14:31Don't you find
14:32that a little morbid?
14:33I just thought I could help
14:34recover his story, okay?
14:34Just, you know,
14:35win him over.
14:36Oh, sweetie.
14:38I know you meant well.
14:41But in the future,
14:42you leave your cleverness to me.
14:55Since when are we protected
14:56by Dorset security?
14:57We're not.
14:58It's a deterrent
14:59in case Zach comes back.
15:00I told Mike I didn't sleep last night,
15:02so he got me this sign.
15:03That guy is so supportive.
15:04You know he's out right now
15:06in a ride-along
15:06with the police
15:07searching for Zach?
15:08Really?
15:09Yeah.
15:09He's determined
15:10to see that kid behind bars.
15:12So tomorrow at school,
15:13I want you to let everybody know
15:14that we've got this new
15:15expensive security system.
15:16Mom, um...
15:16Just work it into the conversation.
15:18You know, put the word out there.
15:19I've got to tell you something.
15:20Emphasize the motion detectors.
15:21Mom, stop.
15:22Stop.
15:22Listen.
15:22What?
15:23What is it?
15:24Yesterday,
15:25I overheard Mike telling that cop
15:26that he didn't want
15:27to press charges against Zach.
15:29He made the whole thing
15:30sound like it was your fault.
15:32My fault?
15:36Hi, uh, I need a paternity test.
15:44Well, we'll just schedule you
15:45for an exam.
15:46Oh, no, no.
15:47I don't need to take a test.
15:49I am just trying to reassure
15:53my husband of what I know
15:54is true in my heart.
15:56So if you could just
15:57slip me someone else's
15:58test results,
15:59I can make my own.
16:00I got Photoshopped for Christmas.
16:05Oh, come on.
16:07You look like a fun-loving girl.
16:09I am sure you've been
16:10in a couple hairy situations
16:11of your own.
16:12Just because I choose
16:15to express myself
16:17doesn't mean that
16:17I condone adultery.
16:19Sorry.
16:37Paternity test results?
16:38I know.
16:41I'm in the same situation.
16:43Really?
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:44I just found out
16:45that Clegg screwed up
16:46and gave me an egg
16:47that belonged to some lesbian.
16:50It was supposed to be
16:51implanted in her lover.
16:52And now,
16:53my husband's freaking out
16:54because he thinks
16:55that our baby's
16:55going to be gay.
16:58Okay.
16:59We're in slightly
17:00different situations.
17:02But do you want to get
17:03a cup of coffee
17:04and talk about it?
17:05Yeah.
17:06That'd be nice.
17:07Thanks.
17:07Those girls
17:09have to stick together.
17:10We shouldn't let
17:11a stupid piece of paper
17:13ruin our life.
17:14Yeah.
17:22Obviously,
17:22I've known Rex for years,
17:24but when it comes
17:25to writing a eulogy,
17:26I like as much input
17:27from the family
17:28as possible.
17:29Oh, well,
17:29what kind of input?
17:31Oh, he means
17:32anecdotes,
17:33little stories.
17:35Isn't that what you mean,
17:36Reverend?
17:36Well, yes,
17:37but also...
17:38I thought that you
17:39might need some help,
17:40so last night
17:41I stayed up all night
17:43and tried to remember
17:44funny things
17:46and moments
17:47that said so much
17:49about Rex as a person.
17:51Hi.
17:51How many pages
17:52do you have there?
17:54Fifteen.
17:54Well, you're hardly
18:03going to have to write
18:03anything at all,
18:04Reverend.
18:05Some of those anecdotes
18:06are just priceless.
18:08Phyllis,
18:08these are all things
18:09that happened to Rex
18:10before he went to college.
18:12So?
18:13Well, don't you think
18:13it'd be nice
18:14if the Reverend
18:14devoted part of the eulogy
18:15to his life
18:16after he was married?
18:17Oh, well, yes,
18:18of course.
18:19The Reverend
18:20will mention
18:20that part of his life.
18:22He's going to do
18:22more than mention it.
18:23That's the part
18:24he'll focus on.
18:24In fact,
18:25I think three anecdotes
18:26from Rex's childhood
18:27is more than enough.
18:28Uh, that seems fair.
18:33Well, whatever you think
18:34is appropriate.
18:36Fine.
18:36I just thought
18:37if we were going
18:37to focus on a time
18:39in Rex's life
18:40that we might as well
18:41focus on the happiest time.
18:47Let's talk flowers.
18:48Now, I know
18:49lilies are traditional,
18:50but I think I can get you
18:51a deal on some white roses.
18:54Reverend,
18:54if you don't call her
18:55on that incredibly
18:56insensitive comment,
18:57I'm going to lose it.
18:58I'm sure she didn't mean it
18:59the way it sounded.
19:00I knew exactly
19:01what I was saying.
19:02Ladies.
19:02The happiest time
19:03in Rex's life
19:04was not his childhood.
19:05He loved being a husband
19:06and he loved being a father.
19:07He may have loved
19:08being a father,
19:10but your marriage
19:11was a disaster.
19:13Phyllis,
19:14is there something
19:15you'd like to say?
19:17You made the last years
19:18of Rex's life miserable,
19:20and now he's dead.
19:23And he'll never
19:24have another chance
19:25at happiness.
19:29You are no longer
19:30invited to the funeral.
19:32What?
19:33You're not serious.
19:34Oh, yes, I am.
19:35I am going to hire security.
19:37And those security men
19:38are going to have sticks.
19:39And if you so much
19:40as set foot in that sanctuary,
19:41they will be instructed
19:42to beat you
19:43with those sticks.
19:44Marie,
19:45this is your grief talk.
19:45Reverend,
19:46if you don't back me up
19:47on this,
19:47so help me,
19:48I will pull the funeral
19:49out of your church.
19:50Bree.
19:50I am not kidding.
19:52I will go non-denominational
19:53so fast,
19:53it will make your head spin.
20:07Susan.
20:08I heard what happened
20:09with Zach.
20:11How are you doing?
20:12Fine.
20:12Is Mike here?
20:13Inside.
20:14Geez,
20:15he must have been terrified.
20:16I mean,
20:17he put poor Felicia
20:17in the hospital.
20:19Did he pistol whip you?
20:20No.
20:21Oh, come on.
20:22You can tell me.
20:23Did he slap you around?
20:25No.
20:26Well, don't get me wrong.
20:27I'm thrilled that you're okay.
20:28It's just that
20:29when someone holds
20:30someone else hostage,
20:31they usually
20:31rough him up a little.
20:34It wasn't like that.
20:36Oh.
20:39Not even a little kicking?
20:40Edie.
20:41Someone to see you.
20:45Well, hey,
20:46how's it going?
20:46Good.
20:47So there's a rumor
20:47going around
20:48that you don't want
20:48to press charges
20:49against Zach.
20:50Is that true?
20:52Yeah.
20:55Wow.
20:56Um,
20:57I find that
20:58confusing.
21:00Look,
21:00we make a big deal
21:01out of this.
21:02He ended up
21:02going to prison.
21:03He held a gun
21:04to my face,
21:05so I'm thinking good.
21:07I've been to prison.
21:08He couldn't handle it.
21:09Who cares?
21:10I care.
21:12Well, you should
21:12care more about me.
21:13I'm your girlfriend.
21:14We're moving in together.
21:15He's just a neighbor.
21:16You don't even know Zach.
21:17I know enough about him
21:18to know that deep down
21:19he's a good kid.
21:19Mike, he wanted
21:20to kill you.
21:21But he didn't.
21:23You never asked me
21:24why Zach wanted
21:24to shoot you.
21:25Aren't you curious?
21:27Does it matter?
21:28Zach said you kidnapped
21:29his father
21:29so you could kill him.
21:31I didn't kill Paul Young.
21:32I didn't think you did.
21:34Now tell me
21:34why Zach does.
21:35Yes.
21:35I found some evidence
21:43that suggested
21:45that Paul murdered Deirdre.
21:4716 years ago,
21:48Deirdre had a baby
21:49and Paul and Mary Alice Young
21:51kidnapped him
21:51and raised him
21:52as their own.
21:53Deirdre tracked him
21:54down here to Wisteria Lane
21:55and demanded her baby back.
21:56So Paul killed her?
21:59Actually, it was Mary Alice.
22:00Oh, my God.
22:05Mike?
22:06I answered your phone.
22:08It's the police.
22:11Yeah, Delfino.
22:13You did.
22:15Okay, I can be there
22:16in 20 minutes.
22:21Zach's dead.
22:24They want me to come
22:25identify the body.
22:26Okay.
22:30Thanks for coming down.
22:42Since the kid's father
22:43is missing,
22:44we didn't know
22:45who else to call.
22:48So,
22:49you folks ready?
23:00It's not Zach.
23:07You're sure?
23:09He had a gun
23:09in my face
23:09for six hours.
23:10I know what he looks like.
23:29Can you give us a minute?
23:30Sure.
23:41Zach is your son,
23:43isn't he?
23:44Yeah.
23:46I'm pretty sure.
23:49How long have you known?
23:52Paul Young told me...
23:55Deirdre got pregnant
23:57before I went to jail
23:58and told me she had an abortion.
24:03I guess she lied.
24:05I see.
24:09When I took Paul out to the desert
24:11and I was so angry,
24:13I just wanted to hurt him.
24:16The way they hurt Deirdre.
24:18And then when he told me
24:21that he and Mary Alice
24:22had taken care of Deirdre's baby,
24:24my baby,
24:28that rage just went away.
24:31Hey.
24:34Get me from doing something
24:35really stupid.
24:40Wow.
24:41I'm gonna take a cab home, okay?
24:55Mom, Grandma's leaving.
24:57All right?
24:57You have to talk to her.
24:58No, I don't.
24:59If you heard the things
25:00that she said to me...
25:01Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch,
25:02okay?
25:03But she's family,
25:04so that makes her our bitch.
25:05Let her say goodbye to Dad.
25:09She went out of her way
25:10to be cruel to me.
25:11I don't want her at the funeral.
25:13Mom, if you don't let Grandma come,
25:14I will never forgive you.
25:16Did I ask for your help?
25:20You know Dad would warn her there.
25:22It's true, Rex and I
25:35did not have the perfect marriage.
25:37But for 18 years,
25:39I tried my very best.
25:41And for that,
25:42I am entitled to your respect.
25:46Of course you are.
25:48Of course I respect you.
25:50Well, then why did you
25:52say those things to me?
25:54I guess I thought
25:56it would be easier
25:57to be angry at you
25:58than to be angry with Rex.
26:02I mean, what was he thinking?
26:05Leaving me?
26:10I do want you
26:12to come to the funeral.
26:13Oh.
26:15You don't know
26:16what that means to me, Bree.
26:20Someone should get my luggage.
26:31Okay.
26:31Let's get out of here.
26:33Tom?
26:33Yeah?
26:34Tom?
26:37What's the matter?
26:38My back.
26:39I threw it out.
26:40I was holding Parker upside down.
26:42Okay.
26:43Come on.
26:45Give me your feet.
26:45Oh.
26:46How's that?
26:48Is that better?
26:50Honey, can you push the interview?
26:52Because I don't think
26:53I'm going to be able
26:54to take care of Penny like this.
26:55Don't do this to me.
26:55I don't have time
26:56to make a phone call.
26:57And I promised that woman
26:58I would not let the kids
26:59interfere with this job.
27:00But that was a stupid promise.
27:03Remember that time
27:04when you were away in Tucson
27:05and I had 104 fever,
27:06but I still managed
27:07to take the kids trick-or-treating?
27:08Oh.
27:09Oh.
27:09Honey, I don't think
27:11that's helping.
27:13Tom, being a mom
27:15is like being an ER doctor.
27:16There are no days off,
27:18so get up.
27:19Get up.
27:21Okay.
27:24Jeez, are you crying?
27:27Just a little.
27:29I'll be fine.
27:30Just go.
27:30Just go.
27:31Oh.
27:35Oh, for God's sakes.
27:36Give him hell, honey.
27:42You.
27:53Hi, Mrs. Scavo.
27:55You can wait inside.
27:56They'll be right in.
27:57Great.
27:58Listen.
27:59Stu.
28:00Stu, you look like a bright,
28:02responsible young man,
28:03and I bet you just love kids.
28:05Am I right?
28:06Ed Ferrara,
28:18Lynette Scavo.
28:19Thanks so much
28:19for having me in.
28:20Nice to meet you.
28:21Please, sit.
28:21Great.
28:24We're gonna have
28:25to make this quick.
28:27I gotta leave
28:28in five to catch a plane.
28:30I got Celtic tickets
28:30on the floor.
28:34It was a great resume.
28:35I see you worked
28:37with the Donahues.
28:39I snaked the Oslo candy
28:40count from them last year.
28:43So, you've done
28:44a lot of copy work?
28:45I have.
28:46But when I moved over
28:47to Sen and Simmons,
28:48I got to do
28:50a broader range
28:51of campaigns.
28:52um, T, uh, V,
28:59and, uh, radio,
29:02uh, billboards.
29:08Could you excuse me
29:09for a minute?
29:10What is it?
29:11What's going on?
29:13I have no idea.
29:14I have no idea.
29:16I have no idea.
29:17I have no idea.
29:17I have no idea.
29:18I have no idea.
29:19You have no idea.
29:19You have no idea.
29:19Come on.
29:21Hi.
29:22Guys, I'd like you
29:23to meet Penny.
29:24She gives me
29:24all my best ideas.
29:25You brought your baby
29:26to the interview.
29:27It won't be
29:27an ongoing thing.
29:28You bet it won't.
29:29I mean, it's fine.
29:31Any chance we'd get
29:31the little lady
29:32to be quiet?
29:32Not until I change
29:33her diaper.
29:34Could you just give me
29:35two minutes?
29:36It's all right.
29:36Well...
29:36Then watch me multitask.
29:43Here's how I see it.
29:44You guys run
29:45a really good shop,
29:46but if you want
29:47your agency to go
29:48to the next level,
29:49you have to focus
29:49on two things.
29:50First, you've got
29:52to win some awards.
29:53Do some PSAs,
29:54pro bono stuff,
29:55whatever it takes,
29:56because whether
29:57they admit it or not,
29:59clients care about
30:00what's in their trophy case.
30:01Two, your website.
30:03It's the first thing
30:04a client's going to look at,
30:05and it's hard to navigate.
30:06There's no site map.
30:07It just wasn't built
30:08for people who grew up
30:09without computers.
30:10There.
30:11And third.
30:13I don't have a third.
30:15Yeah.
30:16So that's it.
30:20Okay.
30:21You're in.
30:22Seriously?
30:23Yeah.
30:25Take the office
30:25across the hall.
30:26I gotta run.
30:30Well, all right.
30:36Okay, obviously,
30:37I'm gonna clean that up.
30:40Here it is
30:40in black and white.
30:42It's your kid.
30:50What?
30:50Why aren't you smiling?
30:52It's not enough.
30:53What, do you want
30:53a Father's Day card?
30:54You knew the one thing
30:55that I demanded
30:56was fidelity,
30:57and you still went out
30:58and screwed around
30:58behind my back.
30:59And you knew the one thing
30:59I didn't want was a child,
31:01and you still tricked me
31:02into getting pregnant.
31:02It's not the same thing.
31:03Damn straight.
31:04What you did was worse.
31:09We're not very nice people,
31:10are we?
31:11No, we're not.
31:13Ah, when we got married,
31:14I thought we were
31:15gonna be so happy.
31:17Me too.
31:22Look on the bright side,
31:23at least we're still rich.
31:25Thank God for that.
31:34So, it occurred to me
31:37that I was really rude
31:41at the morgue.
31:45When you told me about Zach,
31:47I was so busy freaking out,
31:48I never actually
31:50congratulated you.
31:52Congratulated me?
31:53I know how much
31:54you've always wanted
31:55a child,
31:55and now you have one.
31:58Thanks.
31:59Obviously,
32:00it was quite a shock.
32:03But it's the good news,
32:04any way you slice it.
32:08What's wrong?
32:10So, naturally,
32:11you'll be wanting to
32:12have a relationship
32:14with him,
32:14and that takes time.
32:16A lot of time.
32:17Susan.
32:17And out of all
32:19the mixed-up teenagers
32:20in the world,
32:22Zach is just the one
32:23kid that I can't be around.
32:26I can't have Julie
32:28around him.
32:30So, uh,
32:31what I'm trying to say
32:32is...
32:34We can't move in together.
32:36I am so happy for you.
32:38Really, you have a child,
32:40and that is good for you.
32:41Isn't that any way?
32:42No.
32:43No, I'm...
32:43I'm so sorry.
32:45I'll, um,
32:48I'll see you around.
33:15I'll see you around.
33:45Today, we've come together
34:05to celebrate the life
34:06of Dr. Rex Van de Kamp.
34:08What is he playing?
34:09Life filled with love,
34:11laughter,
34:12and most...
34:13I loved him an hour ago,
34:13when he was wearing
34:14Rattlerine.
34:16But it's what Rex
34:17would have wanted.
34:19He loved that prep school.
34:22But whichever coat
34:23he was wearing,
34:24Rex always brought
34:25an irresistible enthusiasm
34:26and a single line
34:27of determination.
34:28So, as we mourn
34:29the passing
34:29of Rex Van de Kamp,
34:31we give thanks to God.
34:34For we do not grieve
34:35as those who have no hope,
34:37but as those
34:38who place their trust
34:39in God.
34:55Wait!
34:56Do not close that coffin.
34:59Give me your time.
35:14Give me your time.
35:17What?
35:18Give me your time.
35:22Give it to her.
35:23Give it to her.
35:24Give it to her.
35:54Give it to her.
36:24Give it to her.
36:54In order to keep her from taking Zach away.
36:56Oh, my God.
36:59I mean, I knew Mary Alice had killed herself over something big, but wow.
37:05Can you imagine living with that guilt?
37:08Isn't it bizarre that Paul and Mary Alice had the secret all these years, and we didn't even know about it?
37:14Well, not really.
37:16I mean, what do we actually know about our neighbors?
37:19We can tell if they keep their lawns nice or they take their trash cans in.
37:23But when they do those things, we stop asking questions, because if people are good neighbors...
37:29We don't really care what happens behind closed doors.
37:33It had been one year since my suicide.
37:37Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
37:39And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane.
37:42There were new flowers, new houses, and new neighbors.
37:47The kind anyone would want, living right next door.
37:53Is that another hymn?
37:59I know, it's silly.
38:01Playing those songs today at the funeral just got me in the mood.
38:05This is your grandmother's favorite.
38:08Did you remember Butter?
38:09I make up this tray every night.
38:11Of course you do.
38:12I'm sorry.
38:13Oh, look.
38:16You added a flower.
38:19That'd be nice.
38:23How did I get so lucky to have a child like you?
38:26You really do try to think of others.
38:28That flower.
38:29It's a small act of kindness you thought no one would notice, and yet you did it anyway.
38:34It says a lot about how you were raised.
38:35Well, I guess you did your job.
38:39I guess so.
38:47I'll get the tray.
38:49You take the gun.
38:50Don't go.
39:10You trick you for days?
39:12Youard.
39:13You're the proxies.
39:13You're the proxies.
39:14It's awesome.
39:15You're the proxies.
39:16It's so strange.
39:17Got a lot.
39:17My mom's dad knows.
39:17It really is a lovely gesture.
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