00:01How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon?
00:04It's going to break his heart. He's going to think I don't love him anymore.
00:06Well, you don't.
00:07Yes, I do.
00:09Good, good. I was just testing you.
00:12Hi.
00:13Oh, hi, hi.
00:14You know, we were just talking about bacon.
00:16No, we were talking about tennis.
00:19Tennis is more believable.
00:24Hey, hey.
00:25Hi.
00:27Oh.
00:38Are we going to talk about what you guys did last night or?
00:44What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing, nothing happened last night.
00:47Uh-huh. Ross invited us all to watch.
00:53Rach, we weren't going to miss our friends getting married.
00:55Oh, who got married?
00:59You did?
01:01What?
01:03Wait, hello? We didn't get married?
01:05We didn't get married?
01:06That's ridiculous.
01:12Wait, wait, wait, wait. I remember being in the chapel.
01:15Oh, my.
01:15They would not let us get married when we were that drunk?
01:18They let you get married when you're drunk.
01:20Most people getting married in Vegas are drunk.
01:23No, I'm drunk right now.
01:27I can't have a mimosa with breakfast. I'm on vacation.
01:31What are you guys going to do?
01:32Oh, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?
01:35Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one.
01:40Now, this one's free, right?
01:42Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.
01:45Lap it up, but the joke's on you, because we don't need to get divorced.
01:50Okay? We're just going to get an annulment.
01:52An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer here.
01:58Oh, oh, that's your thing.
02:01What?
02:02Your thing, your thing, you know, that you're the guy who gets divorced.
02:06Oh, yeah, I've been there.
02:08That's not my thing.
02:10I do not love getting divorced.
02:13Yes, you do. This is your third divorce.
02:16But you love divorce so much, you're probably going to...
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