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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Exactly what is it you hired me to do?
00:05Someone sent that note to my wife, and I need to know who.
00:07Some secrets were discovered.
00:09After my mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana.
00:12Who's Dana?
00:12What are you doing here?
00:13Some secrets were uncovered.
00:15You can be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
00:17Don't worry about it.
00:18I'm not letting her out of my sight.
00:20And some secrets...
00:21Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
00:23How do you cream it all in?
00:24We're shared.
00:25It's ADD medication.
00:30It means different things to different people.
00:39In suburbia, it means keeping up with the Joneses.
00:42On Wisteria Lane, that means keeping up with Brie Vandekamp.
00:47Everyone knew Brie had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood.
00:51And no one begrudged her this.
00:53No one that is, except Martha Huber.
00:56Who's own lawn paled in comparison.
01:01No matter how carefully she trimmed.
01:05Or how lovingly she watered.
01:08Or how generously she fertilized.
01:12The grass was always greener on the other side of the fence.
01:17Hello, Victor.
01:22How are you today?
01:24Out jogging again?
01:26Would you like a slurp from my hose?
01:36Victor?
01:38Victor?
01:38Victor?
01:40Don't worry.
01:42I'm going to get an ambulance.
01:43Then one day, Mrs. Hooper finally got the chance to mow down the competition.
02:05Help!
02:06Somebody help!
02:07What happened?
02:12He collapsed on your hydrangeas.
02:14Call 911.
02:15Call 911.
02:15Call 911.
02:15Call 911.
02:16Call 911.
02:17Call 911.
02:30Call 911.
02:30Yes.
02:31Mrs. Hooper understood the first rule of competition.
02:35In order to win, you have to want it more.
02:40Call 911.
02:42Call 911.
02:42Call 911.
02:42Call 911.
02:43Call 911.
02:43Call 911.
02:44Call 911.
02:44Call 911.
02:44Call 911.
02:45Call 911.
02:45Call 911.
02:45Call 911.
03:45So, what did everybody think?
03:51Their own problems have become absorbing enough.
03:54I thought the character of Madame Bovary was very inspirational.
03:59Inspirational?
04:01She poisons herself with arsenic.
04:03Really?
04:04You didn't read until the end?
04:06I stopped after page 50.
04:08Am I the only one who read the book?
04:10I saw the movie.
04:11It was really good.
04:12Ladies, I'm sorry, but what is the point of having a book club if we don't read the book?
04:18More wine?
04:19So, uh, Reba, Emma, and Lori, why don't you girls come to the kitchen and help me with the snacks?
04:26Sure.
04:27I will be right in.
04:33God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them.
04:35Okay.
04:36So, Lynette said that you found Zach.
04:38He's at a rehabilitation center.
04:40And Julie snuck in and actually talked to him.
04:42Did he say anything about his mother's suicide?
04:44There wasn't enough time, but he did say one thing that was kind of mysterious.
04:47He said something happened to someone named Dana and that he could never, ever talk about it.
04:51Who the hell's Dana?
04:52That's the mystery part.
04:53I figured Dana has something to do with what Mary Alice was trying to hide.
04:57So, somebody found out Mary Alice's secret and sent the note.
05:01So, who the hell is that?
05:06Stationary is partial number 17, 100% cotton.
05:09It's made by Cypress Office Products.
05:12They have stores in 12 cities, including yours.
05:15Let me trace that postmark back to your local post office.
05:17Meaning?
05:18Meaning that the blackmailer is probably someone you know.
05:22A neighbor, milkman, pool boy, soccer mom.
05:27Soccer mom?
05:29Mr. Young's sometimes evil drives a minivan.
05:33I had this gig once.
05:35Tracking down this PTA mom was hell-bent on landing her daughter a spot on a parade float.
05:41Fed antifreeze to half the homecoming committee.
05:47Did you catch her?
05:48Mr. Young.
05:52The people who hired me didn't hire me to catch her.
06:01Wow, honey, what?
06:02This place looks spotless.
06:04Thanks.
06:05Hey, so listen.
06:07I have come up with this killer idea for the Spotless Scrub campaign.
06:11Great.
06:11You want to run it by me?
06:13No.
06:13I'm good.
06:14But thanks.
06:15Okay.
06:16Well, that's the thing.
06:18You know how whenever I pitch in the boardroom, O'Rourke and Hennessey always teared my ideas
06:21down in front of the partners?
06:22Yeah?
06:22I invited the partners and their wives over so I could pitch to them here.
06:26And I thought maybe we could make a formal dinner for six.
06:28We could sit.
06:29We could...
06:29And when exactly would this formal dinner take place?
06:31Uh, day after tomorrow.
06:33Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
06:35It's short notice.
06:36I just...
06:36You think?
06:36How am I supposed to pull off a formal dinner with no warning?
06:39I don't know.
06:40Bree Vandycamp does this kind of thing all the time.
06:41I...
06:42And what did you say?
06:45Well, I'm sorry.
06:46I didn't mean it like that.
06:47That's...
06:47You know what?
06:47Forget it.
06:48I'll call and I'll cancel.
06:49Just don't worry about it.
06:50No, no, let's do it.
06:54Really?
06:57Yeah.
06:57It's good for your career.
06:58I'll pull it off.
07:00Yes.
07:01Honey, thank you so much.
07:03You know what?
07:03I promise.
07:04I land this account and I'm going to buy you something awful pretty.
07:10Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a recipe for success.
07:20Unfortunately for her, she was missing the secret ingredient.
07:38Yeah?
07:39It's me.
07:40Don't turn around.
07:41My mother-in-law can see you.
07:42I hate that she's always watching us.
07:44So meet me at the motel in an hour?
07:47Done.
07:48Uh, I've got plans.
07:51So cancel.
07:53They're with Danielle.
07:53We're going to the movies.
07:55That sounds like a date.
07:57Yeah.
07:59Well, I have a problem with you seeing other girls.
08:01Well, I have a problem with you having a husband.
08:03I guess we'll both have to learn to deal.
08:18Don't even try to make it up to me by talking dirty.
08:31Hello?
08:32Hello?
08:32Mr. and Mrs. Van Kemp.
08:54So, your son decided to entertain some of his friends yesterday by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.
09:00This was the Johnson boy?
09:01Yes.
09:01He broke the boy's nose.
09:03Because of our no-tolerance policy, your son may face expulsion.
09:06You're going to ruin his whole future over a little roughhousing?
09:08Rex, this was practically assault.
09:11Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe marital problems.
09:17Is that relevant?
09:18Our marriage is disintegrating.
09:19Of course Andrew was acting out.
09:21He has every right to be angry.
09:22If Andrew's angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker.
09:26All I'm saying is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.
09:30So does Andrew.
09:31Blaming his actions on our problems, which are not so serious, does not help him.
09:35Our problems are serious.
09:37Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
09:39Bree, I've gone to an attorney.
09:41You're going to be served with divorce papers later today.
09:44You went to an attorney?
09:46Yeah.
09:47And a good one, too.
09:48Well, he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a scent to your name.
09:54Bring it on.
09:57Perhaps detention is the way to go.
10:00Mom, you're getting too dressed up.
10:01I know, but I want off really sexy.
10:04I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11.
10:06Hmm.
10:07How about midnight?
10:08All right, but no later.
10:09You know how I worry.
10:11So, you, uh, got protection?
10:13Oh, my God.
10:14We are so not having this conversation.
10:17We are, because I enjoy being an only child.
10:20Are you finished?
10:21Almost.
10:23You know, I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again.
10:26Okay, you can leave now.
10:29Yeah.
10:33What do you think?
10:33Trying too hard?
10:34Yeah, well, what do you know?
10:37It's 80 degrees outside, and you're wearing fur.
10:48Hey, Mike.
10:49Hey, Edie.
11:07Wow.
11:08Good hello to you.
11:09You look so pretty.
11:11I hardly recognize you.
11:13Oh, this?
11:15Well, I have a date.
11:16Right now.
11:17With Mike.
11:18We kissed.
11:21FYI.
11:31Ooh, love the jacket.
11:33Good choice.
11:33Um, look, Susan, I'm really sorry, but I've got to cancel.
11:38I have an unexpected house guest.
11:41Coming through.
11:42Oh, sorry.
11:43Hi, I'm Kendra.
11:44Susan.
11:46I'm going to run to the car and get my stuff.
11:48I know how this looks, but there's nothing between us.
11:55Kendra's just an old friend.
11:57Old friend?
11:58Yeah, you know.
11:59Yeah, yeah.
12:00No, actually, no.
12:01I don't know.
12:02So, by old friend, you mean college pal, bowling buddy, saved you from drowning?
12:06It's hard to explain.
12:08Could you give it a shot?
12:09Yeah.
12:11Mike, I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower.
12:13Look, I promise I'll make this up to you.
12:21And you look amazing.
12:24Mike, where are these towels?
12:30Thanks.
12:30Thanks.
12:30Hey, how was your big date?
12:40Mike had to reschedule.
12:42Oh, because of the hot girl with the suitcase over there?
12:47Gosh, how devastating for you.
12:49F.Y.
12:50I just want to move this place fast.
13:01I'll do whatever we have to do.
13:02Well, that's good to know.
13:04You do realize that you're going to have to disclose the fact that your wife killed herself in the house.
13:08I am?
13:09Oh, yeah.
13:11Legal crap.
13:12And people get really freaked out by suicides.
13:15You can't blame them.
13:16Hell, I got the willies just standing here.
13:19Is there any way to get around it?
13:21Off the record?
13:24You could say that she shot herself in the living room and then crawled out back to die.
13:31Well, I'm just saying.
13:35Oh, I got to go.
13:36I'll call you tomorrow.
13:39Edie, wait!
13:53Paul had always known Edie Britt was capable of doing anything to close a deal.
14:01But now he realized she was capable of so much more.
14:08Hey, Danielle.
14:09Hey, Mrs. Solis.
14:12Oh, Danielle.
14:15Remember when you said you wanted to be a model?
14:17You remember that?
14:18That was, like, last summer.
14:19Well, as it turns out, Perfect Modeling Academy has an opening for their summer program.
14:23Would you like me to sponsor you?
14:24Would I?
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25It's, like, one of the best schools in the country.
14:27You would do that for me?
14:28I sure would.
14:29I would so love to go to New York.
14:31Oh, and I would so love to help you get there.
14:34Hey, Jordana.
14:43Hey, Linda.
14:44How are you?
14:45I look a little tired.
14:48Is everything okay?
14:49Actually, I'm getting ready for a dinner party tomorrow night.
14:51Six people.
14:52Sounds fun.
14:53Big fun.
14:54Say you didn't have any of your kids' ADD medication that you could spare.
14:58Just to get me over to home.
15:00Tina!
15:01Don't push your sister.
15:02Gosh, Lynette.
15:05I'm really running low.
15:07I need all my energy I can get.
15:09My sister Elaine and her kids are flying in town for a week.
15:13Yeah, that's exciting.
15:14I wish my sister would visit more often.
15:16Yeah, sisters are great.
15:18Yeah.
15:18Just three or four pills.
15:19I'm really hitting a wall here.
15:21Yeah, the calm down can be a real bitch.
15:24I wish I could help.
15:27I'm not going to forget about this, Jordana.
15:29What's that supposed to mean?
15:30It means come World Scout cookie time.
15:32Don't bother bringing her now, little Tina, because we won't be home.
15:41What's all this about?
15:44You both know that your mother and I have been unhappy for quite a while.
15:47After a lot of soul-searching, we've decided that it would be better if we got divorced.
15:51But whatever problems your father and I may have,
15:53it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very much.
15:57I've got a question.
15:59Go ahead, sweetheart.
15:59Ask whatever you want.
16:01Can I live with Dan?
16:03I mean, come on, Mom.
16:04Let's face it.
16:04We drive each other crazy.
16:13Is that what you would prefer, Danielle?
16:15To live with your father?
16:16I don't really care as long as I have my own bathroom.
16:18Um, all this, um, wine is, uh, giving me a headache.
16:28Six weeks in the suburban jungle and this is all you got?
16:44There are over 300 families in this subdivision.
16:47It'll take time to check them all out.
16:49Dad said last time he saw you, you were ready to quit.
16:51Well, I changed my mind.
16:53Well, this is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.
16:56Are you afraid of the old man burning through your inheritance?
16:58Are you afraid of the old man burning through your inheritance?
16:59That's not funny.
17:01Mike, here's the thing.
17:03What?
17:05Dad can't chase ghosts alone.
17:07If you stop, he'll have to accept it's over.
17:10Let me have my father back.
17:11Mike, if I quit, he'll just hire somebody else.
17:14Not if you tell him there's nothing here to find.
17:17Well, I can't do that.
17:23What happens when your girlfriend finds out you're not just this sweet, neighborly plumber?
17:32You're lying to her, Mike.
17:39Oh, here it is.
17:42Great.
17:43This will keep the crab dip warm.
17:44It took forever to shell the little buggers, but it'll be worth it.
17:47You shelled your own crabs?
17:49Okay, I don't want to bet in, but are you doing too much?
17:51Because you look exhausted.
17:52Oh, I'm fine.
17:53I just need some coffee.
17:58Oh, my God.
17:59Look at this embroidery.
18:03Dana, where did this come from?
18:06Paul Young's garage sale.
18:11Dana.
18:15Wow.
18:17Dana was a baby.
18:26Surprise.
18:28No way.
18:29Yep.
18:29No way.
18:30No, it's all yours.
18:31You're the keys.
18:32Rex, what's this about?
18:34I went and splurged a little.
18:36Oh, Danielle.
18:37Here's your present.
18:39Luggage?
18:40Yeah.
18:41It's to take with you to the Perchick Modeling Academy.
18:43I'm footing the entire bill.
18:44You mean that I can really go to New York?
18:46Wait, wait a minute.
18:46What's all this about a modeling academy?
18:48It's my new career.
18:49Mrs. Solis is sponsoring me.
18:50Who is she now?
18:51And when were you planning on telling me?
18:52She told me, and I think it's a great idea.
18:55Don't you two see what he's doing?
18:56He's trying to get you on his side.
18:57He's trying to buy your love.
18:58Oh, for God's sake.
18:59Don't be paranoid.
19:00A car?
19:01A modeling academy?
19:02You should have discussed these gifts with me first.
19:05I'm sorry, kids, but we cannot accept them.
19:07Dad, you can't let her do this.
19:09Brie, we just told the kids we're getting divorced.
19:11Isn't it time to spoil them a little?
19:13I said no.
19:15You know what?
19:16They're my kids, too, and I can give them anything I want.
19:20There you go.
19:21Thank you, Daddy.
19:22Yes.
19:30Did you offer to help Danielle get into modeling school?
19:50What?
19:51Uh, yes.
19:53No.
19:53Um, is that how she heard it?
19:56Yes.
19:57Gabrielle, did you or did you not offer to sponsor her?
19:59I just wanted to help out.
20:01It's in New York, for God's sakes.
20:03Why on earth would you suggest that?
20:06It's her dream.
20:07And don't you want her to be happy?
20:09No.
20:10And in the future, I would appreciate you keeping your ridiculous ideas to yourself.
20:15Brie!
20:23John.
20:27John!
20:27You're so jealous of Danielle, you try to ship her off to New York?
20:30I'm not jealous.
20:31I just don't like to share.
20:33Well, you know what?
20:34I quit.
20:35The yard, us, everything.
20:36Oh, don't be that way.
20:38What's the point if we can never be together?
20:40You know, an hour here, an hour there?
20:41I don't want us to end on a bad note.
20:46Carlos has this black tie thing tonight.
20:47I could slip...
20:48Miss Solis!
20:49John, please.
20:51All we had was so special.
20:55I think it deserves a proper goodbye.
20:59We'd, um...
21:00We'd still be over, though.
21:02Of course.
21:03I knew this play date was a good idea.
21:18Oh, yeah.
21:19Thank you for suggesting it.
21:20Your boys are the only ones I know who could tire out Timmy.
21:25Yep.
21:26He's a feisty one.
21:27Hey, word on the street is, um, you've been medicating Timmy?
21:31Oh, yeah, for his ADD.
21:33The pills have been a godsend.
21:35I bet.
21:39Can I use your bathroom?
21:39Can I use your bathroom?
21:57As Lynette swallowed the stolen medication of an eight-year-old child,
22:02she vowed she'd never again sink to such depths.
22:09Anytime soon.
22:20Well, looks like you've got your blackmailer.
22:24Is it time to bring in the police?
22:27That's not really an option for me.
22:31Before my wife shot herself,
22:33we lived a life that I was proud of.
22:36We loved each other.
22:37We had values.
22:38We went to church.
22:40We gave to charity.
22:41We were good people, Mr. Shaw.
22:43Oh, I believe you.
22:46That's why it's so incomprehensible to me
22:48that Edie Britt would try to destroy us.
22:52Well, you've suffered a great loss.
22:54Before your pain healed,
22:55that's gonna take some time.
22:57I can't wait.
23:01I need help now.
23:06For five grand, she's hurt.
23:09Ten grand, she's gone.
23:10Mom, what's going on?
23:24Oh, I'm throwing you out.
23:25I've separated all your things into two sides.
23:27This side is yours, Danielle, and the other one is Andrew's.
23:37Okay, you've lost it.
23:39Where are we supposed to live?
23:41Darned if I know.
23:42Danielle, everything in the north quadrant of your side
23:44is clothes and books and such,
23:45and the south side are miscellaneous items.
23:48Mom, this isn't gonna work.
23:49Okay, I'm not giving up my car.
23:50That's a smart idea,
23:52because you're probably gonna have to sleep in it for a while.
23:55Mom, you can't stop us from going back inside the house.
23:58Oh, no?
23:59That's not Mr. Conlon, the locksmith.
24:01He's been very helpful today.
24:03Of course, I could give you the new keys,
24:05which would mean you'd have to adhere to my rules,
24:07which include giving back your father's gifts.
24:09Okay, fine.
24:16You win.
24:16I won't go to New York.
24:22I'm out of here.
24:28Oh, hello.
24:30Welcome.
24:30I'm Edie.
24:31How do you do?
24:32The open house in the suburbs?
24:34This is beyond kitsch.
24:35Just behave yourself.
24:36This is one of the houses on the street
24:37I've had a hard time getting into.
24:39God, I wish you would let this go.
24:41I'm taking you out for drinks tonight.
24:42There's this cowboy bar called the Saddle Ranch.
24:44You need to see.
24:44Why?
24:45It's the last place anybody ever saw your sister.
24:52Susan.
24:53What brings you here?
24:55I just wanted to say goodbye to Mary Alice's house
24:58before somebody else moved in.
25:00Aw.
25:01That sounds almost plausible.
25:04I beg your pardon?
25:05Oh, come on.
25:06We both know why you're here.
25:09And the answer is yes.
25:11They are having sex.
25:12No question.
25:14You know what you're talking about.
25:15They're just friends.
25:16Think so?
25:17I overheard them say that they're going to Saddle Ranch tonight
25:19for drinks and dancing.
25:22So friends can do that.
25:24Oh, my God.
25:26I just want to slap and shake you.
25:33Where did you say they were going tonight?
25:35I don't know why I let you talk me into coming here.
25:47There is obviously nothing going on between them.
25:50Where are you going?
25:50I'm going to the bathroom and I'm going home.
25:52I don't want Mike to catch me here.
25:54It's only been ten minutes.
25:55She could be waiting to make her move.
25:57Oh, come on.
26:01You're not going to beat a girl like that by knocking off the room.
26:03It's not a competition.
26:05The hell it isn't.
26:07Good night, Edie.
26:10Suit yourself.
26:11But for the record, I was rooting for you to land him.
26:15And why would you root for me?
26:18Well, I figured it would be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her.
26:22She seems like fun.
26:23Just take some antacid.
26:28It's not those kind of cramps.
26:30This is a business dinner.
26:32It's important.
26:35Relax.
26:37You and I can go alone.
26:39Gabriel can stay here and get better.
26:42Fine.
26:44See you in a couple of hours.
26:45Okay.
26:47Take good care of Carlos.
26:49Oh, I always do.
26:53Oh, God.
27:13Mike!
27:22What a small, small world.
27:26Yeah, it sure is.
27:27I caught Edie hiding in the back.
27:29No kidding.
27:30Is she here?
27:33Yeah.
27:34Yeah.
27:35She said, um, the jig is up, and then she went to ride the bull.
27:38Oh, and she said you two came together.
27:40Oh, well, yeah.
27:41We did.
27:42Uh, I just thought she left.
27:44Are you following me?
27:46What?
27:46Now I just came here, you know, with Edie.
27:51We just love to ride that bull.
27:54You ride the bull?
27:56Yeah.
27:56Yeah, it's a real rush.
27:58Come on, Susan.
27:59Give me a break.
28:00Yeah, you know, if you give me a break, I did not follow you here.
28:03And even if I had followed you here, it's just because you've been so secretive about Kendra.
28:06Kendra and I are friends.
28:07And I came here to ride the bull.
28:09Woo!
28:11We got another way to ride the bull!
28:18Okay, little dog.
28:20You're up.
28:21Oh, fine.
28:23I'm a doggy.
28:23She's a hot dog.
28:28Oh, whoop!
28:33Oh, whoop!
28:34Oh, whoop!
28:35Oh, whoop!
28:36Oh, whoop!
28:37Oh, whoop!
28:38Oh, whoop!
28:39Oh, whoop!
28:39She's a hot dog.
28:41Oh, yeah.
28:42I'm here to ride the bull.
28:44Uh-huh.
28:46Check it out.
28:47Woo!
28:47Okay.
28:49Yeah!
28:50Woo!
28:51Baby!
28:53Woo!
28:55Woo!
28:56Yeah!
29:01Andrew, you promised you'd stay with your mother.
29:05That's why I gave you the car.
29:07Dad, she wants me out.
29:08She put all my stuff on the front lawn.
29:10This is ridiculous.
29:11I'm going to call her and I'm going to smooth all this out.
29:14You're going home.
29:14No, Dad, why?
29:16Now I can live with you without feeling guilty.
29:18It'll be perfect.
29:19It'll be like her own little bachelor pad.
29:23What?
29:23Son, that's not going to happen.
29:26Why not?
29:27Andrew, you know, these last few months have been incredibly difficult for me.
29:34There are a lot of things that I've got to work out for myself, and I can't do it if
29:37you're living with me.
29:38I'm sorry.
29:40I don't care.
29:41All right?
29:42I'm not going back there.
29:43I don't think you have a choice.
29:45But, Dad...
29:46Oh, come on now, don't...
29:56Peace?
30:02Yeah, it's me.
30:05Do you still have your fake ID?
30:07Yeah, I've got to go home and kiss my mother's ass, and I'm not going to do it sober.
30:11It's more than I needed to know.
30:22He was in shock.
30:23He was totally shocked.
30:24He says, Congressman, this was a campaign.
30:26This was not the vote, and you voted already.
30:28That's what it was.
30:29I love that one.
30:31Oh, the dessert's looking wonderful.
30:34Lynette, do you need any help?
30:36I got it covered.
30:36No problem.
30:37Okay, Scavo, you're up.
30:39Let's hear this genius idea of yours.
30:41Okay.
30:45Okay.
30:47The single greatest obstacle facing Spotless Scrub is a lack of visibility.
30:51We need to concentrate ad spending in places where women spend the majority of their time.
30:56For example, large chain grocery stores.
31:00Picture Spotless Scrub ads on the side of every mother's shopping cart.
31:05Interesting.
31:06Oh, you know what would be even better?
31:08Dry cleaning bags.
31:09What?
31:10No, really, hear me out.
31:12Put a big Spotless Scrub ad between a woman and her cashmere sweater.
31:15I guarantee you'll get her attention.
31:16Honey, honey, that's great.
31:17I'm in the middle of a thing here.
31:18Oh.
31:21She's got a point.
31:22I would notice that.
31:24And those dry cleaning bags hang in our closets forever, and so it is like constant advertising.
31:28Exactly.
31:30You know, maybe there's a way that we can work that in, but this is kind of a fantastic idea.
31:35Can we go nationwide with this?
31:36Why not?
31:37Start by targeting the top chain, then branch out from there.
31:40Boom, boom, boom.
31:41Mass saturation.
31:42Oh, do you know what else would be a great idea?
31:44Here's the thing.
31:44While Annette was commanding everyone's attention, Susan was trying to remain inconspicuous.
31:52Everybody's looking at me, aren't they?
31:55Just the slapstick fans.
31:56Oh, God, why couldn't I have just been knocked unconscious?
32:01Beer?
32:03Absolutely.
32:06Oh.
32:07Ow.
32:09Ow.
32:10Ow.
32:13Susan, this is Kendra.
32:15We've been introduced.
32:16No, this is Kendra.
32:17We've been friends for years.
32:19She's here on a visit.
32:19She's leaving tomorrow.
32:21That's it.
32:22It's true.
32:23I have no designs on this man whatsoever.
32:27I'll be right back.
32:31Sorry about the misunderstanding.
32:33Me too.
32:34So, how long have you two been seeing each other?
32:36Well, you sort of interrupted our first date.
32:39But up until then, smoking hot tension.
32:43Sounds pathetic, I know.
32:45No, I think it's good to take it slow.
32:47You'd be smart to be careful.
32:52Any particular reason?
32:54Look, Mike's a wonderful guy.
32:56Really?
32:57But you should ask him why he moved to Wisteria Lane.
33:02It's one hell of a story.
33:05Here, I got some ice.
33:07Here you go.
33:09Thanks.
33:09Well, it's been fun.
33:22Thanks, guys.
33:23See you later.
33:25Hey.
33:27Good evening.
33:28Good evening.
33:30Have a seat.
33:31I can't get used to this whole closure thing.
33:38I love long goodbyes.
33:49Wait around the corner.
33:51I'll be right back.
34:01Smile, Gabriel.
34:02Well, that's it, then.
34:18What are you doing?
34:21What are you doing?
34:25She had a camera.
34:26We've got to catch her.
34:30This is so nice.
34:31Your husband's going to kill us.
34:32Come on.
34:36Leave me alone.
34:38Give me that camera right now.
34:39Shut up.
34:39I'm not kidding, old woman.
34:40Stay away from me.
34:41Don't touch me.
34:42Don't touch me.
34:42Don't touch me.
35:11No.
35:29No, you go home.
35:31I'll take care of this.
35:33And you were never here.
35:35Go.
35:37Go.
35:37Go.
35:42Did you see that?
35:44Guy came barreling around the corner and just hit her.
35:47Do you have a cell phone?
35:47Yeah.
35:48Call 911.
35:49911.
36:11As Juanita teetered dangerously close to the white light,
36:30Lynette and Tom were headed into a black hole.
36:33I was just participating.
36:35Your participation was supposed to be limited to making dinner,
36:37not making my ideas look bad.
36:40Yeah, well, maybe you need better ideas.
36:43I'm sorry.
36:43I'm sorry.
36:44I didn't mean that.
36:45No, no, no, no, no.
36:46We both know that your career was going so much better than mine
36:49before we had kids.
36:49You never let me forget that.
36:51That is not fair.
36:52You are always competing with me.
36:54And judging by tonight, you know what?
36:55You still are.
36:56Tom, I am sorry about tonight, truly.
36:58But these days, if I'm competing with anyone,
37:01it's the Brie Vandicamps of the world
37:02with their spotless kitchens
37:03and their perfect kids who throw fabulous parties
37:06where nothing ever goes wrong.
37:07I try so hard to keep up, but I can't.
37:09Lynette, that's not my expectation.
37:10And when you work on a picture,
37:12you bring the partners over,
37:13I am reminded of a world I left behind
37:15where I was the winner
37:16and people tried to keep up with me.
37:18I can't go back.
37:19I can't win where I am.
37:21I am stuck in the middle,
37:22and it is really starting to get to me.
37:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
37:25For your information,
37:26I thought you threw an amazing dinner party tonight.
37:28I was thrilled.
37:30I don't know how you pulled it all together.
37:32Yeah, well...
37:36And whether you believe it or not,
37:38everyone who knows you
37:39thinks that you are a great wife and mother.
37:42No, they don't.
37:43Yes, they do.
37:45Especially me.
37:48Thanks.
37:52What's wrong with your eyes?
37:54Nothing.
37:55I'm tired.
37:58Turn around.
37:58I want to look at you.
37:59I'm fine, really.
38:03Mom, what's going on outside?
38:12Right there.
38:13I don't...
38:14Oh, my God.
38:18Thank God you're here.
38:19Will you go take care of Gabrielle?
38:20I have to go home for a minute.
38:22All right.
38:26Oh, Andrew.
38:27Thank God you're back.
38:28I need your help, honey.
38:30There's been an accident.
38:33Andrew?
38:39Mama?
38:44Andrew?
38:50Rex, you need to come home.
38:52Something's happened and we need you.
38:53I need you.
38:53I need you.
38:58I need you.
38:59I need you.
39:00I need you.
39:00I need you.
39:04Competition.
39:05Competition.
39:06It means different things to different people.
39:09But whether it's a friendly rivalry
39:10or a fight to the death,
39:13Cheers.
39:14The end result is the same.
39:18There will be winners
39:19and there will be losers.
39:23Of course, the trick is
39:32to know which battles to fight.
39:38You see,
39:39no victory
39:41comes without a price.
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