00:04Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
00:09Go. Who's this?
00:12Oh, okay, you're gonna like working for me.
00:14What's your name?
00:16What kind of name is Brindy?
00:19Whatever. Stop talking!
00:22Alright, from now on, your name is Joan.
00:25You can pick your own last name.
00:29Hey, there you are. Uh-oh, it's my boss.
00:32Alright, here's a list of things for you to do today, man.
00:35This is gonna be so great. Thank you so much.
00:37Alright, I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine.
00:46Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins.
00:50Teach me how to spell vitamins.
00:54Wear in my new jeans.
00:57You realize what you are, don't you?
00:59What?
01:00You're his bitch.
01:02No, no! No!
01:05Wait, you didn't just sit on my Kit Kats, did you?
01:08No, there was a little dip in the market and I lost $13 million.
01:13But the Kit Kats are alright.
01:15What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
01:17I can't call my office, they'll kill me.
01:19I can't call my clients, they'll kill themselves.
01:22Alright, now my chest hurts.
01:24What?
01:25My chest hurts.
01:27Ugh, and now I can't breathe.
01:30Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?
01:32Well, if I were, would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?
01:35Yes.
01:36Then yes, that is what I'm having.
01:38Oh my God!
01:45Come on, Phoebs, it's not that bad.
01:47You know, most people would be excited if they didn't have to work for a couple of weeks.
01:51Yeah, most people don't like their jobs. I love my job.
01:53I've been not working for three hours and I'm already going crazy.
01:57I miss Joan.
02:00Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow it down.
02:04I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die.
02:09But you're not gonna die.
02:10I mean, you are going to die.
02:12But...
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