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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:04She packed up the kids and the puppy and left
00:00:06Packed them up? Why?
00:00:07She followed you to Atlantic City
00:00:08She knows about your other woman
00:00:10Things went from bad
00:00:11Put your hands where I can see them
00:00:13To considerably worse
00:00:14Man, she's good
00:00:16Looks like the insemination was successful
00:00:18Oh my god
00:00:19And even the good news
00:00:20She's the priority now, she's the mother of my child
00:00:23Came with a catch
00:00:24Given any thought to stay at my place?
00:00:25I think I'm gonna have to pass
00:00:27No, I'm stronger than people give me credit for
00:00:29But sometimes once you accept the truth
00:00:31You discover that you're capable
00:00:34Let's just get out of here
00:00:35Of accomplishing
00:00:36I'd like to admit myself for psychiatric observation
00:00:38I'm about to have a nervous breakdown
00:00:41Almost anything
00:00:42It's a fact of life in every neighborhood
00:00:47People move in and people move out
00:00:50Although very few of them
00:00:53Pack up and leave at 2 o'clock in the morning
00:00:55But it wasn't the first time
00:00:59That Betty Applewhite had tried to leave
00:01:01In the middle of the night
00:01:02It had happened once before
00:01:04In Chicago
00:01:06The same night
00:01:09One of her sons tried to break up
00:01:10With his girlfriend
00:01:11A young woman
00:01:14Named Melanie Foster
00:01:16Are you kidding
00:01:18You cannot dump me
00:01:19I do not get dumped
00:01:21If anyone is getting dumped here
00:01:22It's you
00:01:22However you want to spend it
00:01:23It's fine, okay
00:01:24I just want out
00:01:24I just want out
00:01:25Okay, Matthew
00:01:28Maybe I am a bitch sometimes
00:01:30But there are advantages
00:01:31To dating someone like me
00:01:33And I know
00:01:34That you know
00:01:35What I'm talking about
00:01:36Melanie
00:01:37My mother is in the other room
00:01:38Are you crazy?
00:01:41Clearly
00:01:42We can't have a serious discussion here
00:01:44Why don't you meet me
00:01:45At the lumberyard at 9
00:01:46Melanie
00:01:47It's over
00:01:49Well, even more reason
00:01:50For you to show up
00:01:51No one can say goodbye
00:01:53Better than I do
00:02:14Well, it's about time
00:02:19Caleb
00:02:22What are you doing here?
00:02:24Where's Matthew?
00:02:25I got here first
00:02:26I know a shortcut
00:02:28Does Matthew know
00:02:29That you're here?
00:02:30No
00:02:30He doesn't want to be
00:02:34With you anymore
00:02:34What does it have to do
00:02:36With you?
00:02:37See, I thought
00:02:38Maybe
00:02:41I could be your boyfriend now
00:02:43What?
00:02:46I love you
00:02:47Oh, God
00:02:49Please
00:02:49Tell me someone
00:02:50Put you up to this
00:02:51No?
00:02:52Because if you're serious
00:02:53It's too pathetic
00:02:56What the hell
00:02:58Are you doing?
00:03:02Get off of me
00:03:03Get off of me
00:03:04Bella?
00:03:17Bella?
00:03:17Bella?
00:03:17I love you
00:03:17Oh, my God.
00:03:48Yes, a year had come and gone since the Applewhites had left Chicago, and Betty thought they could again slip away in the middle of the night.
00:03:59Once we move, how's Maddie going to find us?
00:04:02Caleb, I think it's just going to be you and me from now on.
00:04:10Oh, put your hand! Put your hand up!
00:04:12But as she soon discovered, it's not that easy to slip away in the suburbs, because in suburbia, once the neighbors hear you're going, they all insist on showing up to say goodbye.
00:04:39Bye-bye.
00:04:47¶¶
00:05:16They must use the road they will take in life.
00:05:19And for a special few, that road would lead to Wisteria Lane.
00:05:25They all arrive the exact same way,
00:05:29driving up in their overloaded trucks,
00:05:33bringing with them their expensive antiques and ordinary dreams.
00:05:41I remember the first moment I saw each of them.
00:05:45I met Susan Meyer the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
00:05:49Okay, break time's over.
00:05:51She seemed so delightfully confident, I couldn't help but feel intimidated.
00:06:01That feeling quickly passed.
00:06:04Oh, help!
00:06:06Can anybody hear me?
00:06:08Julie?
00:06:09I need you to try to unlock the door.
00:06:11Oh, what am I saying?
00:06:12She's two.
00:06:13Okay.
00:06:13I need you to unbuckle yourself and try to find a neighbor.
00:06:19But don't cross the street.
00:06:20Just tell the neighbor that your mommy's stuck in a big truck.
00:06:24Oh, yes!
00:06:25Oh, my God, I have a genius baby.
00:06:28Oh, hi.
00:06:29Hi.
00:06:31I have a normal baby.
00:06:33I'm Mary Alice.
00:06:34I live across the street.
00:06:35Susan Meyer, thank you so much.
00:06:38If my husband had had to rescue me, oh, I just...
00:06:41I would have never heard the end of it, he thinks I'm a total klutz.
00:06:43Oh, please, that's what neighbors are for.
00:06:45Well, welcome to Wisteria Lane.
00:06:48When you're finished unpacking, why don't you come over for a cup of coffee?
00:06:53Oh, wow.
00:06:54I have a neighbor who just asked me over for coffee.
00:06:59I'm sorry, you must think I'm a lunatic.
00:07:01No, no, no, I don't.
00:07:02I think you're charming.
00:07:05Your baby looks like a genius to me.
00:07:07Oh, she is.
00:07:09And we're going to be so happy here.
00:07:12Look at your new home.
00:07:18You're not going to walk me into a wall, are you?
00:07:20Of course not.
00:07:21But when you see it for the first time, I want you to get the whole impact.
00:07:26Ta-da!
00:07:26Okay, now I know it's a little more cramped than we're used to,
00:07:31but we can't stay at Bree's forever.
00:07:32She's going to be coming back from the spa vacation soon.
00:07:34Besides, it's going to be fun.
00:07:36Why are you doing this to me?
00:07:38I get good grades, I don't do drugs, I've never come home pregnant.
00:07:41Honey, I'm trying my hardest to stand on my own two feet.
00:07:45I've got six book proposals in the works.
00:07:48I'm going to try to supervise the rebuilding of this house,
00:07:50but you know, I can't do it without your support.
00:07:53And I want you to be proud of me.
00:07:56Fine, let's take a look inside.
00:08:01Oh, yeah, that's my girl.
00:08:04So, is there anything you should prepare me for?
00:08:07No, no, it's all good.
00:08:10But you should know that your bed doubles as the dining table
00:08:12and the toilet's in the shower.
00:08:17Honey, look.
00:08:18I bought us matching golf outfits for our lessons tomorrow.
00:08:21Yeah, about that, I can't go.
00:08:22I've got to pick up trash on the freeway.
00:08:24I'm sorry?
00:08:24I have to do my community service.
00:08:26It's part of my parole, remember?
00:08:28Oh, okay, well, we'll just call the country club and cancel our lessons.
00:08:32No, no, no, I mean, I'm paid already.
00:08:34Might as well go without me.
00:08:35I don't want to go alone.
00:08:36It was your idea in the first place.
00:08:37And I'd love to be there with you, too,
00:08:39if I didn't have to scrape slushies and condoms off Route 57.
00:08:41Look what's the big deal.
00:08:42Just go take this stupid lesson.
00:08:44Fine, if you feel that way about it.
00:08:46I'm sorry.
00:08:47All right, I'm just a little on edge today.
00:08:50Oh, would you look at this crap?
00:08:51He has been doing that all day.
00:08:59Ralph has a little crush, so?
00:09:00So can I get a gardener who isn't trying to sleep with someone in my house?
00:09:04You pay six bucks an hour.
00:09:06It's all about the perks, honey.
00:09:07Susan, have you talked to when I...
00:09:16Um, no.
00:09:17Have you tried herself?
00:09:19Yeah, she isn't picking up.
00:09:20Do you know where she is?
00:09:21Uh, no, I'm sorry.
00:09:23Susan, I think you do.
00:09:25I really don't, Tom.
00:09:28Is everything okay?
00:09:30Yeah.
00:09:31Yeah, we just had a fight.
00:09:33Listen, if you talk to her, would you please ask her to call me?
00:09:47Hello?
00:09:49He was just here.
00:09:51I think you should call him.
00:09:54I can't.
00:09:55I can't.
00:09:56I'm sorry.
00:09:56I just can't.
00:09:57Mom!
00:09:58Yeah, hang on.
00:09:59I'll call you later.
00:10:01Okay, bye.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:03Where's Danny coming?
00:10:04I want to show him my dive.
00:10:05He's not coming, sweetheart.
00:10:11But you could show me.
00:10:12Mom!
00:10:22You have to talk to Noah.
00:10:23But he creeps me out.
00:10:24Who cares?
00:10:25This is my life we're talking about.
00:10:27I need a big-time lawyer in my corner, and where else are we going to get that kind of money?
00:10:31Noah's not going to give me a dime if he knows it's for you.
00:10:33But he hates your guts.
00:10:34Tell him it's for you.
00:10:36Tell him you want a car.
00:10:37Tell him you're ready for him to buy your love.
00:10:39Trust me.
00:10:40Dying men are nothing if not sentimental.
00:10:42Why do you need so much?
00:10:44What do you like?
00:10:45And I thought only guilty men needed expensive lawyers.
00:10:47Felicia has obviously been planning this for months.
00:10:50Who knows what other kind of evidence she's planted?
00:10:52With my luck, they'll open up the Martha Hooper murder again.
00:10:55Try to nail me with some DNA.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:56You swore to me that you had nothing to do with that.
00:11:01I didn't.
00:11:04Look, why are we arguing?
00:11:05I'm your father.
00:11:07Do what I'm telling you to do.
00:11:08You're not my real father.
00:11:13You ungrateful.
00:11:15I rescue you from that miserable junkie.
00:11:17I give you a home, a life worth living.
00:11:19And now you're making me beg for one lousy little favor?
00:11:21I need the money, Zach.
00:11:27If you won't do it for me, at least do it for your mother.
00:11:33After all, she killed herself trying to protect you.
00:11:35I met Brie Vandekamp the first day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
00:11:53There are certain people who, when you meet them,
00:11:56can't help but make a delightful first impression.
00:11:59Hello, I'm Brie Vandekamp, your new neighbor.
00:12:02Is this your frog?
00:12:03Brie was not one of them.
00:12:05Yes, why?
00:12:07Well, it seems that my son stole it from your yard.
00:12:11Oh, well, I don't mind.
00:12:12If he likes it so much, he's welcome to keep it.
00:12:14Well, don't tell him that.
00:12:16If he doesn't feel guilty, he'll never learn shame.
00:12:19Hey, what's going on?
00:12:21Oh, um, this is our new neighbor.
00:12:23It seems her son accidentally took my garden frog.
00:12:26Please don't make excuses for him.
00:12:28That is exactly what his father does.
00:12:30Rex!
00:12:35This is my husband, Rex.
00:12:37Hi.
00:12:38We're not weird.
00:12:39We just seem like we are.
00:12:39And this is my son, the criminal.
00:12:45Go on.
00:12:48I'm sorry I stole from you.
00:12:50Just so you know, my mom did teach me right from wrong.
00:12:53So my actions should in no way influence your opinion of her as a parent.
00:12:56Wow.
00:13:00Was there anything you'd like to say to my son?
00:13:03Feel free to be harsh.
00:13:07No, I'm good.
00:13:10Well, now that we've finished with all this unpleasantness, I want to assure you that we are going to be good neighbors and, I hope in time, great friends.
00:13:20That sounds lovely.
00:13:21Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
00:13:26It was Rex, Andrew, and what was your name again?
00:13:29Bree?
00:13:32What?
00:13:33You're Bree Vandegamp, right?
00:13:35Do I know you?
00:13:37Orson Hodge.
00:13:38Uh, Susan's dentist friend.
00:13:40We met after her house burned down.
00:13:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:13:44I didn't recognize you.
00:13:45Small world, huh?
00:13:47Yes, uh, excruciatingly so.
00:13:49What are you doing here?
00:13:52Well, three or four times a week I visit my, my friend.
00:13:57And what about you?
00:14:00Oh, I just thought it'd be a lovely place to take a nice long rest.
00:14:05Um, listen, I told my friends that I was, um, I was at a spa, so if you run into Susan, I'd...
00:14:10And your secret is safe.
00:14:11And seriously, I am not like these other people.
00:14:15I can tell.
00:14:16A real lady always stands out in the crowd.
00:14:20Well, that was very sweet.
00:14:23Enjoy your rest.
00:14:24Bree Vandegamp.
00:14:32Boy, do I feel for you.
00:14:35Trying to convince your friends that you're still normal when you're surrounded by a bunch of loons.
00:14:40You too?
00:14:41Oh, please.
00:14:43Dr. Barr goes out of his way to make me feel like a complete psychopath.
00:14:46I think he's crazier than the patients, actually.
00:14:52You know that, um, that woman in the wheelchair?
00:14:55What's her story?
00:14:56Yeah, she's a kooky one.
00:14:58She hasn't spoken a word since she got here.
00:15:00She just sits there all day long waiting for your friend to come and visit.
00:15:02He talks to her for hours, but I don't even think she can hear him.
00:15:06Oh, hi.
00:15:18You said to stop by for coffee sometime.
00:15:21I got coffee.
00:15:23So I can't believe you caught me spraying for ants.
00:15:26I must look like a wreck.
00:15:27Actually, you look kind of sexy.
00:15:30You've got to be kidding.
00:15:31The way you're taking charge, it's impressive.
00:15:34They're just ants, and they're tiny.
00:15:36Of course, they do outnumber me.
00:15:38No, you said you wanted to handle things yourself, and you're making it happen.
00:15:42It's good to see.
00:15:44Thanks.
00:15:46Even if it does mean you're not in the market for a relationship right now.
00:15:50Oh, did I say that?
00:15:52You certainly implied it.
00:15:55Well, sometimes I say things I don't mean.
00:15:58I blame it on my frequent exposure to ant spray.
00:16:01What the hell is this?
00:16:04Carl, what do you want?
00:16:07Well, I can't believe you're forcing our daughter to live in a house with wheels.
00:16:11I think we need to talk about this.
00:16:12Okay, it's temporary.
00:16:14And if you don't mind, I'm having coffee.
00:16:16Oh, it's okay, Susan.
00:16:18Hey, sorry, I don't mean to chase you out, buddy, but this is really a family thing.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24No, I understand.
00:16:25Cool.
00:16:25Cool.
00:16:25I'll call you later.
00:16:43You've got a great swing.
00:16:44You just need a little help around the greens.
00:16:46You know what they say, dry for show, hot for dough.
00:16:49Am I right?
00:16:49That is so true.
00:16:51All right, I'll see you out there.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:55Make me something strong.
00:16:56I have nine more holes with that guy.
00:16:58Jim, it was just an hour ago that the road crew working here on Route 57 saw a member of their own killed by oncoming traffic.
00:17:06The victim was a Hispanic male in his early 40s who for years was a prominent businessman in the area.
00:17:11Police aren't releasing a name until the next of kin can be notified.
00:17:14We, of course, will keep you updated on any late-breaking development as this tragic story unfolds.
00:17:19Reporting live from Route 57, this is Craig Suyumines.
00:17:22Back to you.
00:17:33Mrs. Suyumines.
00:17:35Why are you home?
00:17:39Carlos is dead, shall we?
00:17:41No, please don't kill him.
00:17:43No, you don't understand.
00:17:44He's already dead.
00:17:46There was an accident.
00:17:48He's all over the highway.
00:17:48No, he's in the kitchen.
00:18:03Hey, babe, why are you home so early?
00:18:05Honey, you're not dead.
00:18:08Who said he was dead?
00:18:09The police, they called me.
00:18:12What are you talking about?
00:18:13Honey, they didn't know all the details, but a witness said that they saw you run into the carpool lane to pick up a lawn chair that had fallen off some truck and then a bus hit you right in front of the road crew.
00:18:21Why aren't you with the road crew?
00:18:23I paid Ralph to go in my place.
00:18:27What?
00:18:29Carlos, they had your name.
00:18:32Oh, no.
00:18:33Poor Ralph.
00:18:33Why are you back all sweaty?
00:18:38I was working on a treadmill.
00:18:39Is it?
00:18:41For God's sakes, Gabrielle.
00:18:43Ralph just died and you're worried about my feet?
00:18:46I mean, what the hell's wrong with you?
00:18:50Sorry.
00:18:50Sorry.
00:18:50You must find that very peaceful.
00:19:07Why would you assume that?
00:19:08Because that's all you've been doing for three sessions.
00:19:11I still don't know anything about you, except that you rake in remarkably straight lines.
00:19:16Is that what you're doing, asking me all those ridiculous questions about my childhood trying to get to know me?
00:19:20Well, here's a clue.
00:19:21I'm not crazy.
00:19:23I just have a few issues.
00:19:24And psychotherapy is how we help you deal with those issues.
00:19:27What kind of treatment did you think you were going to get?
00:19:30Honestly, I was hoping that you'd medicate the hell out of me.
00:19:32You don't need anything stronger than what I've already prescribed for you.
00:19:35I have aspirin at home that packs more of a punch.
00:19:38It says here, your husband died, you had a boyfriend who killed himself, and you suffer from alcoholism.
00:19:45That's a lot of trauma for one year.
00:19:47What about your kids?
00:19:52They're fine.
00:19:55Andrew is backpacking through Europe, and Danielle is away at cheerleading camp.
00:20:00What's your relationship with them like?
00:20:04What do you mean?
00:20:05Are you close?
00:20:07Do they share things with you?
00:20:08What do you feel about them?
00:20:14You know, I really don't have time for this nonsense.
00:20:16Are you going to give me some serious drugs or not?
00:20:20No.
00:20:21Fine.
00:20:21Then I'm going back to my room.
00:20:22No, Bree, I can't force you to open up to me.
00:20:24But I can make it easier for you to focus on your problems.
00:20:28And how are you going to do that?
00:20:30I'm going to tell the orderlies to confiscate all your personal items.
00:20:33I committed myself voluntarily.
00:20:36When you signed those papers, I became responsible for your well-being.
00:20:40And I will help you in any way I see fit.
00:20:42I don't need that much help because I am not like your other patients.
00:20:45Oh, sure you are.
00:20:46I just don't know it yet.
00:20:47I don't know it yet.
00:20:47I don't know it yet.
00:20:47I don't know it yet.
00:20:49I don't know it yet.
00:20:51I don't know it yet.
00:20:52I don't know it yet.
00:20:54Your son confessed to the murder.
00:21:01We've got it on tape.
00:21:02My son has the mind of a child, Detective.
00:21:05He confessed to sinking the Titanic.
00:21:09This letter was sent some months ago to the Chicago police,
00:21:13saying the person they arrested for the Melanie Foster murder was innocent.
00:21:16We have a hunch you wrote it.
00:21:18Really?
00:21:18I didn't know hunches were considered evidence in a court of law.
00:21:23They aren't.
00:21:24But this is.
00:21:29We found some of the assailant's DNA on this jacket.
00:21:34Now what we need is a matching sample.
00:21:37You by any chance recognize the jacket?
00:21:42It's not Caleb's.
00:21:43You can try and deny it, but...
00:21:48No.
00:21:50You don't understand.
00:21:54That jacket belongs to my other son.
00:21:57And out of nowhere, he just attacked me.
00:22:24My brother's never been violent.
00:22:27I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt you.
00:22:28But he did.
00:22:32Let me just take you home.
00:22:39This has been pretty traumatic for me.
00:22:42I think that you should come over for the next few days so we can talk it out.
00:22:45We broke up, Mel.
00:22:46It is not my job to hold your hand.
00:22:51Well, maybe I shouldn't go home right away.
00:22:55Maybe I should go to the cops first.
00:22:57The cops?
00:22:58I was attacked.
00:23:01It's my civic duty to report it.
00:23:03Don't you think?
00:23:03Mel, I just told you that Caleb did not mean to do what he did.
00:23:06Okay?
00:23:07Melanie, please.
00:23:08Excuse me.
00:23:09You.
00:23:09Mel, you cannot tell anybody about this.
00:23:11I can tell who I want.
00:23:12Get your hands off of me.
00:23:13We're talking about my brother here.
00:23:14Your brother is going to go to jail for the next ten years.
00:23:17So I say, let go!
00:23:23Hey, Melanie!
00:23:24What?
00:23:26You leave my family alone!
00:23:28Go!
00:23:47We all met Lynette Scavo the day she moved on to Wisteria Lane.
00:24:09We quickly decided she would be our friend.
00:24:12Mostly because we were afraid to have her as an enemy.
00:24:16Russian roulette with you too!
00:24:18He's in there!
00:24:21Hi.
00:24:22Hi.
00:24:22Hi.
00:24:23We just wanted to come welcome you to the neighborhood.
00:24:26But we could come back later.
00:24:29No, wait.
00:24:30Actually, wait.
00:24:30This is perfect.
00:24:31You know why?
00:24:32Because we need some impartial judges.
00:24:34That?
00:24:34Let's suppose your husband begged you to get pregnant.
00:24:37Begged you.
00:24:37And out of the goodness of your heart, you agreed.
00:24:39Even though it might derail your career, you agreed to a baby.
00:24:42A baby.
00:24:43Singular.
00:24:43We just met these people.
00:24:45Then, then, you go in for an ultrasound and you hear two heartbeats.
00:24:48Then, and only then, does your husband tell you that twins run in his family.
00:24:53I didn't think it was that big a deal.
00:24:54Your family had eight sets of twins over three generations.
00:24:57Not to mention your relatives in Kentucky with triplets.
00:25:00Triplets.
00:25:01So, I ask you, do I not deserve to punish this man severely?
00:25:05Well, actually, I think that twins are genetically determined by the mother.
00:25:09What are you, a scientist?
00:25:12No.
00:25:13No, I write children's books.
00:25:15Um, we, uh, just came over to introduce ourselves, but we can, um, do that at another time.
00:25:21No, wait.
00:25:21Please stay.
00:25:22It's okay.
00:25:22We're okay.
00:25:23We're okay, right?
00:25:25Hey, don't want to freak out the new neighbors.
00:25:27I'm sorry that you saw my panic attack.
00:25:31I won't let it happen again.
00:25:33Especially since this is my last pregnancy.
00:25:35Right.
00:25:36You're the boss.
00:25:36I'm just your love slave.
00:25:38Oh.
00:25:40Well, don't encourage them.
00:25:42Honey, clearly our new neighbors can sense that you have been gifted with a phenomenal husband.
00:25:48Hey, let's go!
00:25:50Let's go, let's go!
00:25:52Guys?
00:25:53Could you come here for a second?
00:25:54We need to have a serious talk.
00:25:56Okay, we have had a great vacation, but tomorrow we're going home.
00:26:08Except we're not going to our home.
00:26:12We're going to go stay with Grandma.
00:26:15Is Dad going to be there?
00:26:17No, Dad is not going to be there, but he, he is going to come and see you guys all the time.
00:26:23We are still going to be a family.
00:26:27It's just, we won't be living in the same place anymore.
00:26:35So, sir, any questions you want to ask me?
00:26:43Can we go swimming now?
00:26:48Yeah!
00:26:49Yeah!
00:26:51Janet, go!
00:26:53Mike, what a surprise!
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16How's it going?
00:27:17Good, good.
00:27:17Good, man.
00:27:18Just came in to get a new battery for my watch.
00:27:21So, what you doing?
00:27:26Oh, just buying something for my grandma.
00:27:28It's her 90th birthday.
00:27:29Here we go.
00:27:31This will sweep her right off her feet.
00:27:32It's elegant, and she can build on it for anniversaries.
00:27:37Lucky grandma.
00:27:39You dog.
00:27:41You're going to ask Susan to marry you, aren't you?
00:27:42I didn't say that.
00:27:43Man, I'm cool.
00:27:44As far as I'm concerned, Susan's old news, so...
00:27:47Mazel tov.
00:27:49I don't suppose there's any hope of you keeping your mouth shut about this, is there?
00:27:53I wanted to surprise her.
00:27:54Oh, trust me, brother.
00:27:55She'll be surprised.
00:27:56And not just by how small that rock is.
00:27:58Look, I know it's an expensive car, but I need one.
00:28:09So, can I get the money?
00:28:12You're a lousy liar, kid.
00:28:15I read the papers.
00:28:16I know what happened to your father.
00:28:19My guess is he's in the market for a fancy lawyer to get him some rich man's justice.
00:28:25Please.
00:28:26Paul Young put Deirdre in a box.
00:28:30My daughter.
00:28:31Your mother.
00:28:34So we're clear.
00:28:36I don't write checks to monsters.
00:28:39Why can't you just give me the money?
00:28:41You're dying.
00:28:42You don't need it.
00:28:42I do.
00:28:44Don't cry, Zack.
00:28:45It pisses me off.
00:28:46Well, you said all of this was going to be mine, so when do I get it?
00:28:52Empire's a highfalutin' word, but that's what I've built.
00:28:55Unfortunately, an empire can only be ruled by an iron fist and a strong gut.
00:29:04I wanted to give it to you, Zack.
00:29:09I'm starting to have my doubts about you.
00:29:13So what?
00:29:15Are you cutting me off?
00:29:18I don't have any use for weakness.
00:29:23Get out.
00:29:24I don't have any words.
00:29:32I don't have any use for use.
00:29:35I can imagine, I won't have any use for us.
00:29:37What, are you gonna kill me?
00:30:07Prove you're a tough guy?
00:30:14See, that's why I can't give you the keys to the kingdom, kid.
00:30:20No balls.
00:30:37We met Gabrielle Solis the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
00:30:44We met Gabrielle Solis the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
00:31:02We were all excited to get a glimpse of a successful New York model.
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:09We saw more.
00:31:11Hi there.
00:31:13Than we bargained for.
00:31:16I'm Mary Alice.
00:31:18This is Susan, Lynette, and Bree.
00:31:21Welcome to the neighborhood.
00:31:23Well, I am Gabrielle Solis.
00:31:25Would it be better if we came back at another time?
00:31:28Oh, no, no, I was just changing out of my sweaty clothes.
00:31:33I didn't realize moving was such great cardio.
00:31:36Hey babe, we haven't tried it in the kitchen yet.
00:31:39Honey, uh, I think it's time to unpack the pants.
00:31:45Right.
00:31:46It's nice to meet you ladies.
00:31:50Let me guess, newlyweds?
00:31:55Four months.
00:31:56And I've been dressed like this for two of them.
00:31:59He's insatiable.
00:32:12Hey, what are you doing?
00:32:14I'm trying to have sex with you.
00:32:16Now?
00:32:17Babe, it's kind of late.
00:32:19You don't want to have sex with me?
00:32:21You always want to have sex with me.
00:32:24You wanted to have sex with me an hour after your hernia operation.
00:32:27I'm a little preoccupied.
00:32:29A good man died today.
00:32:31Don't take it personally.
00:32:34Stop.
00:32:35No.
00:32:36Xiamai said the strangest thing to me.
00:32:47When I told her you were dead, she said please don't kill him.
00:32:51Oh, poor kid.
00:32:56Oh, I really need to get her some English lessons.
00:33:10Julie, what are you doing?
00:33:12I'm trying to sleep.
00:33:14Morning, ladies.
00:33:15Carl, what are you doing?
00:33:18I've got a little surprise planned for my girls.
00:33:20So just sit back and relax.
00:33:23We'll be there shortly.
00:33:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:29Turn my house around.
00:33:32Latte?
00:33:39How's this right, ladies?
00:33:45My gift to you.
00:33:47You bought us a house?
00:33:49Let's have a look around.
00:33:50There's three bedrooms, gourmet kitchen, if you want this one.
00:33:54There's a guest house in the back that you could use as a studio.
00:33:57There's a pool.
00:33:58A pool?
00:33:58Really?
00:34:01What's the catch?
00:34:03There's no catch.
00:34:04It's yours, Susie.
00:34:05Yours and Julie's.
00:34:06No strings attached.
00:34:07I can't accept this.
00:34:09I just, I got to get out of this mess on my own.
00:34:14This is not charity.
00:34:15I owe you.
00:34:17For everything I've done over the years, all the heartache I've inflicted on you.
00:34:23Consider it payback.
00:34:25Mom!
00:34:27There's a pool and a jacuzzi.
00:34:28At least no one can drive off with it while you're sleeping, huh?
00:34:37Hey, it's Susan.
00:34:38Just wanted you to know I left the electrician in your house.
00:34:41I hope you're having a great time at the spa.
00:34:45Bree.
00:34:46Hi, it's Betty.
00:34:47I'm sorry to leave this on machine, but the police have evidence that implicates Matthew
00:34:52in the murder of Melanie Foster.
00:34:54We have to find them, Bree.
00:34:55We have to find them and get Danielle back.
00:35:03You let go of me right now.
00:35:04Hey, hey!
00:35:05What's going on here?
00:35:06I am trying to leave and these morons won't let me.
00:35:09Do you know that you can be arrested for kidnapping, for detaining someone?
00:35:12Why do you need to leave?
00:35:14Because my daughter is in danger.
00:35:15Something happened at cheerleading camp.
00:35:17Okay, there's no camp.
00:35:18That was a fib on my part.
00:35:19I found out that she ran away with a boy, and the boy is a murderer.
00:35:23A murderer?
00:35:24I can tell by your tone that you don't believe me.
00:35:26Bree, let's talk about this in my office.
00:35:28I don't have time for therapy, you quack!
00:35:30Now let me out of here!
00:35:32Let go of me!
00:35:33You idiot!
00:35:33Let go of me!
00:35:35You know that I committed myself voluntarily.
00:35:37You can't do this to me!
00:35:38No!
00:35:39Bree, please, don't struggle.
00:35:44If anything.
00:35:45It happens to my daughter.
00:35:47So help me, God.
00:35:49We're only trying to help.
00:36:06Mr. Young, you'll need to come up to the house to sign some legal documents.
00:36:10What for?
00:36:12Noah Taylor's will called for an immediate transference of his entire estate to you upon
00:36:16his death.
00:36:20So everything's mine?
00:36:22That's correct.
00:36:30Hi, Dad.
00:36:31So, did you have any luck with your grandfather?
00:36:34Yeah, I talked to Noah.
00:36:35He's not going to give us the money.
00:36:37Damn it, Zach.
00:36:38Sorry?
00:36:38Go back and talk to him.
00:36:40No, I don't think he's going to change his mind.
00:36:42Terrific.
00:36:43Am I going to see you tomorrow?
00:36:44No, I can't come tomorrow.
00:36:46What about Monday?
00:36:47Next week's bad for me, too.
00:36:49I'll call you when I know.
00:36:50Zach.
00:36:52Zach!
00:36:52Is there anything I can do?
00:36:55Give me a new phone with a different number.
00:37:00And fill in this stupid link.
00:37:09Help me.
00:37:11Be careful with those.
00:37:26I'll be the last of the crystal.
00:37:28Hey, what's going on?
00:37:30Oh, hi.
00:37:31Um, we're just moving.
00:37:33Hey!
00:37:34It's the plumber!
00:37:35You come over to help Susie move into her new house?
00:37:38New house?
00:37:39Well, she didn't tell you?
00:37:40I bought a place for my girls.
00:37:43You let him buy you a house?
00:37:44Uh, well, he's not moving in with us.
00:37:47After that speech about wanting to go it alone, and after I offered to let you stay with me?
00:37:51To be fair, you just had a spare room, and this is a whole house.
00:37:55Hey, no offense if you're not using your back.
00:37:57You're just in the way.
00:37:59You saw me buying that ring, and you just had to cut me off.
00:38:02You bought me a ring?
00:38:04Susie, let me handle this.
00:38:06The man's got to protect his family.
00:38:09Uh, Mike, about that ring.
00:38:11Put that box down.
00:38:12What?
00:38:12You're going to hit me, huh?
00:38:15Oh, my God!
00:38:17What are you?
00:38:18Stop it!
00:38:19Oh, that's enough!
00:38:20Get off!
00:38:21Go!
00:38:22Go!
00:38:22Oh, my God!
00:38:24Oh, stop!
00:38:25That's enough!
00:38:26And that ring, that was for me, right?
00:38:29Not now.
00:38:30Oh, my God!
00:38:32Oh, my God!
00:38:34Carl, are you okay?
00:38:36Oh, are you okay?
00:38:38Let me see.
00:38:39Oh, my God.
00:38:45Can you sit up?
00:38:57Charmaine, do you have a second?
00:39:00This is probably silly, but it's been bothering me.
00:39:03When you said, please don't kill him, did you mean Carlos?
00:39:06Ralph dead.
00:39:08Not Mr. Solis.
00:39:09I know.
00:39:10It's just you said kill, not dead.
00:39:13And I'd have to be pretty angry to kill someone.
00:39:16So, I guess my question is, do I have a reason to be angry at Mr. Solis?
00:39:20Oh, please.
00:39:21Oh, please.
00:39:24So much laundry.
00:39:29Charmaine?
00:39:30How did you rip your panties?
00:39:34I fall down.
00:39:43Since here, Dr. Pater examined Sal May last week, and everything was fine.
00:39:47Yeah, I know.
00:39:48It's just she's been having pain down there.
00:39:52So, if you could take a peek, it'd make me feel so much better.
00:39:54Of course.
00:39:54Um, and doctor, uh, while you're down there, could you check if she's still a virgin?
00:40:01I'm sorry?
00:40:02You don't even have to say it out loud.
00:40:04If you see Hyman, just give me a thumbs up.
00:40:05Dr. Oletch, MRI 6, Dr. Oletch...
00:40:40What's this now?
00:40:47I want to swim.
00:40:48Well, we already swam. Now it's time to pack.
00:40:50Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?
00:40:53Dad will let me swim.
00:40:56Well, Dad's not here, so I decide, and I decide no.
00:41:05Oh, poor, what are you doing?
00:41:07Hey! Hey, get down off that right now! I mean it!
00:41:10Okay! Okay, okay, Porter, just stop, all right?
00:41:13Just come on inside, and we'll forget the whole thing.
00:41:16No!
00:41:16No! No!
00:41:18No!
00:41:19No!
00:41:19No!
00:41:19No!
00:41:19No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:20No!
00:41:21No!
00:41:21No!
00:41:22No!
00:41:22No!
00:41:23No!
00:41:23No!
00:41:24No!
00:41:24No!
00:41:25No!
00:41:25No!
00:41:26Daddy!
00:41:26Daddy!
00:41:27Daddy!
00:41:27Hey, guys, come on. Come on.
00:41:29God, I missed you so much.
00:41:31You too, Munchkin.
00:41:34Where's Porter? Is he okay?
00:41:36He broke his arm. They took him up to x-ray.
00:41:39Hey, guys, why don't you look after your sister for me, okay?
00:41:41Mommy and Dad need to talk.
00:41:43I got nothing to say to you. I just called because I had to.
00:41:46Whatever you saw, I can explain it.
00:41:48I am not interested, and if you want to keep those fingers, I would move them away from
00:41:50my body. Thank you.
00:41:51Lynette, I am not cheating on you. I never have, and I never will.
00:42:09I saw you with that woman.
00:42:11Her name is Nora. I met her 12 years ago. I met her before you. She was a dancer on a cruise ship. We had a one night stand. I haven't thought about her in years.
00:42:17Then why are you going to Atlantic City every other weekend to visit her?
00:42:21I have another child, Lynette.
00:42:28What?
00:42:30She got pregnant from the one night stand. Nora raised a kid without ever telling me. I only just found out about it. That is why I have been going back and forth. I am not having an affair.
00:42:40The little girl's name is Kayla. She is 11 years old. I know I should have told you about this sooner. It is just that I wanted to take a paternity test to be sure. And I am definitely the dad.
00:42:47Why did she wait so long to contact you?
00:42:54Why did she wait so long to contact you?
00:42:55She said she wanted to raise the kid alone. I guess she has changed her mind, honey.
00:43:01Baby, I am so sorry.
00:43:08Not ready for that yet.
00:43:09Okay.
00:43:10You have no idea how badly you scared me?
00:43:11I am so sorry.
00:43:12I had already let you go.
00:43:15Dad! I got a blue cast!
00:43:18I changed her mind, honey.
00:43:21Baby, I am so sorry.
00:43:23Not ready for that yet.
00:43:25Okay.
00:43:28You have no idea how badly you scared me?
00:43:33I am so sorry.
00:43:34I had already let you go.
00:43:42Dad! I got a blue cast.
00:43:45Hey, buddy. You sure did. That's pretty cool.
00:43:48Hey.
00:43:55Bitches, can we go home now?
00:44:05Yeah. Going home.
00:44:18Have they rang up your prescription yet?
00:44:20I'm getting it right now.
00:44:21Good. Add that on.
00:44:23You're dyeing your hair Honey Wheat Blonde?
00:44:26Oh, it's not for me.
00:44:28It's for Danielle.
00:44:30That hair is going back to the color God intended.
00:44:33You actually think she's going to sit still as you towel this through her hair?
00:44:36Oh, I will tie her down if necessary.
00:44:39I'm also thinking of checking her body for piercings while I'm at it.
00:44:42You're overreacting.
00:44:43She's just going through a phase.
00:44:45That's what girls her age do.
00:44:46They also get pregnant and become drug addicts.
00:44:49And that color hair is the gateway.
00:44:53Would you please add that to our bill?
00:44:56I'm telling you, Bree, you're going to have to stop riding them so hard.
00:44:59I am trying to ensure that they turn into responsible adults.
00:45:03Trust me, Rex. In the end, we will be rewarded.
00:45:07How can you be so damn sure of yourself all the time?
00:45:10Why is my certainty a flaw?
00:45:12I know what I'm about, I know my values, and I know what's right.
00:45:16Why shouldn't I stay the course?
00:45:18Am I right, Mr. Williams?
00:45:20My mother always took a firm hand with me, and I thank her for it.
00:45:23Exactly. And look how well you turned out.
00:45:27Look, you're a good mother, but there's a limit.
00:45:34You have got to relinquish some control, or else you're going to regret it.
00:45:38Excuse me. Do you have the time?
00:45:57Yes, just after 8.
00:45:58Oh, I was afraid of that.
00:46:00Afraid of what?
00:46:01Well, I'm only supposed to be restrained until 7.
00:46:04You see, I have a problem with sleepwalking.
00:46:06They just tie me up so they don't wander off and hurt myself.
00:46:10Yeah, well, I'm sure a nurse will be in here soon.
00:46:12One can only hope.
00:46:14Of course, if a doctor gets here first and sees that someone forgot to release me,
00:46:20I'm sure they're getting in a lot of trouble.
00:46:22Lady, I can't let you out of your restraints, I'd get fired.
00:46:24Oh. Well, I certainly would not want that to happen.
00:46:32What's your name?
00:46:33Alfred.
00:46:34Oh, does anybody ever call you Alfie?
00:46:36No.
00:46:37And why should they?
00:46:41So, um, Alfred, I was wondering if you could maybe loosen my restraints.
00:46:49They're incredibly tight, and I'm sure there are no rules against making me more comfortable.
00:47:00Do you think I'm stupid?
00:47:02I beg your pardon?
00:47:03Two seconds after I loosen these little restraints, you'll try to scratch my eyes out and make a run for it.
00:47:08Well, I'm not falling for it, you psycho little bitch.
00:47:12In fact, I hope they keep you tied up for the next month,
00:47:14because I'd get a real kick out of watching a prissy little whack job like you lying in your own filth.
00:47:20Know what I mean?
00:47:26Oh, are you alright?
00:47:27Oh, yeah.
00:47:29I'm a little hopped up on pain medicine, but, um, I chipped my tooth on the salad shooter.
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:34Oh, you know, you should, um, call my friend.
00:47:37Uh, Orson.
00:47:38He's a dentist.
00:47:39I'm sure he'll see you right away.
00:47:40Thanks.
00:47:41So, about that ring you bought, is there anything in particular you'd like to ask me?
00:47:49Nope.
00:47:50Not as long as Carl's got you wrapped around his finger.
00:47:53Hey, that's ridiculous.
00:47:54Carl doesn't have me wrapped around anything.
00:47:56You accepted a house from him, and you're nuts if you believe he doesn't have an ulterior motive.
00:48:01He's Carl.
00:48:02He's playing me.
00:48:03But that house is gonna be a great place for my daughter to live.
00:48:07And when he makes his move, he's gonna realize that I was really playing him.
00:48:14So, about that ring.
00:48:17I just don't want to get deeper into this and suddenly realize your heart's somewhere else.
00:48:22Mike, my heart is in the exact right place.
00:48:26I can't have this conversation.
00:48:28Now my tooth is throbbing.
00:48:30Of course.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32You don't even want to know what my answer would have been?
00:48:48Can we please get out of here?
00:48:50This place is gross.
00:48:51And, God, I'm starving.
00:48:53Yeah, I know, but we don't have any money, remember?
00:48:55That's why we should go to my house.
00:48:56I know the combination of my mom's sake.
00:48:58Okay, I told you a thousand times.
00:48:59It's way too risky.
00:49:00No.
00:49:01Anything you should know before you embark on this little adventure?
00:49:04I can get pretty bitchy when I'm not fed.
00:49:13Listen, I hope I'm not out of line here, but did you ever spend any time in prison?
00:49:17What, you can tell from my teeth?
00:49:20Jailhouse dentistry.
00:49:22Unmistakable and not pretty.
00:49:24Yeah, I did a little time in Kansas a few years back.
00:49:27You were a prison dentist?
00:49:29Uh, during dental school, we did freebie work on some of the poor guinea pigs behind bars, so no offense.
00:49:34You know, I had the feeling when I first saw you in the movie theater that we'd met before.
00:49:38I don't think so.
00:49:40No, I'm pretty sure.
00:49:41I think I know you.
00:49:42Any chance I was one of your guinea pigs?
00:49:45No.
00:49:46The only prison work I did was back in Virginia.
00:49:49Your diploma says you graduated from Minnesota.
00:49:53I'm licensed in three states.
00:49:57Open wide, please.
00:49:59Don't talk.
00:50:00I wouldn't want to hurt you.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:04Carlos, you promised you'd come home today.
00:50:11I don't care what Tanaka wants.
00:50:14Rallying around this stupid house all by myself is not what I signed up for.
00:50:17No, no, no.
00:50:18Don't hang up on me.
00:50:19I'm not done yelling at you.
00:50:21utilities and dursuities and vestsicles.
00:50:44Oh, listen.
00:50:46Hi, this is Elise.
00:50:47How are you?
00:50:48The best you've ever had.
00:50:50ever had what's so funny me and my friend Justin had this bat so you could lose
00:51:07a virginity first a summer at Bible camp guess I beat him to the punch you were
00:51:14virgin so it didn't show no no I mean I guess it was a little weird when you started naming the
00:51:23American presidents in order yeah I wish you hadn't heard that I was just trying to no no you
00:51:30were good just if it comes up in school Paul Revere was never a president oh thanks I had a really
00:51:41awesome time Mrs. Solis oh well good I'm glad because this can never happen again why the only
00:51:48reason I did this is because I was angry at Carlos now thanks to you I'm not angry anymore well you
00:51:54should be I mean the guy's never around hell he's probably off having his own affair right now
00:51:59I seriously doubt that how do you know because Carlos doesn't have an adulterous bone in his body
00:52:04what we just did he could never do for him sex isn't just sex it's a sign of intimacy it's the way
00:52:13he shows love you know instead of talking and listening and spending time with me
00:52:20what was that for thought you needed a kiss
00:52:30well since this is our last time I guess we can make the most of it
00:52:37like all good mothers Gabrielle had purchased several top-of-the-line baby monitors
00:52:55she had planned to use them to keep a close watch on her newborn child
00:53:01that plan was about to change so I'm gonna go shopping and then I'm gonna see my trainer and
00:53:15I'll definitely be gone for like three hours okay well I gotta go have fun
00:53:31oh yeah sorry if I'm making a mess it's okay
00:53:50motion park supposed to be messy I wish Gabrielle could cook like this have you
00:53:55ever tried her enchiladas one time they make me sick
00:53:58Mike still hasn't seen the invitation
00:54:08oh he will and he'll meet you for a romantic motorhome rendezvous
00:54:12and you'll propose you'll accept and you'll both live happily ever after
00:54:16you really think that's what's gonna happen
00:54:18it's my deepest hope
00:54:20oh there he is
00:54:22we're it
00:54:46holly that's a good name no way Pamela I said I wanted penny
00:54:56oh Lynette eight hours of grueling labor
00:54:59it's not fair neither stretch marks but what are you gonna do I've only known one penny in my whole
00:55:06life and she was a slut isn't your aunt named penny
00:55:09yeah yes sir our daughter is officially named you may go now all right I'll let
00:55:16you win this one but I get to name the next one
00:55:19you promised me we'd stop at four remember you wanted four kids I wanted one and
00:55:26somehow we compromised on four can we please stop now Lynette you're hurting me I
00:55:32I will stop as soon as you promise okay I promise
00:55:40honey I didn't mean upset you I just you've been so happy
00:55:46sweetie sometimes when you're at work and I'm home alone with three young boys I'm not so happy
00:55:51and now I'm gonna be alone with four kids each one is a blessing yes but I don't think I can take any more
00:55:59blessings more blessings could make me lose my mind do you understand yeah thank you
00:56:08honey that really hurt
00:56:13did it hurt for eight hours no okay then
00:56:19I must have been crazy agreeing to this
00:56:28honey you're gonna feel differently once you meet Kayla she's a sweet
00:56:31smart little girl plus it'll help you get past your resentment and Nora
00:56:35I don't
00:56:36here goes
00:56:38hey you
00:56:44you must be Lynette
00:56:57and then you must be Nora
00:56:58I guess it'd be weird if we hugged
00:57:01probably
00:57:02where's Kayla
00:57:04oh she didn't come
00:57:06we got into this huge fight and I was like
00:57:08I just couldn't stand to look at her face on that long plane trip so I dumped her at the neighbors
00:57:12hey come on you got me
00:57:15so in a way Kayla is doing great
00:57:26she's so pretty
00:57:28she's so smart
00:57:29she's practically the star on her soccer team
00:57:32I have the cutest picture
00:57:33you know we wouldn't need a picture if you'd actually brought her like you promised
00:57:37oh gosh I'm sorry
00:57:41you know but I just haven't had much time to get away on my own since um
00:57:45I've been taking care of your kid for the past 11 years
00:57:48super dad
00:57:49okay sorry sorry sorry sorry
00:57:50I know it's been hard you've done an amazing job
00:57:53thank you I think so too
00:57:54apology accepted
00:57:56anyway I wasn't sure that I wanted Kayla here if we were going to talk about business
00:58:00business?
00:58:04I was hoping that we could talk about child support
00:58:08since I've got like 11 years coming to me right?
00:58:12you never told me I had a daughter
00:58:14my lawyer thinks that I have a very good case
00:58:16we can't afford this
00:58:17we have four kids
00:58:19Tom just lost his job
00:58:20that bankrupt us
00:58:21I'm the bad guy I know
00:58:23when he's the one that knocked me up and abandoned his child
00:58:26how could he abandon her if he didn't even know she existed?
00:58:30that doesn't let him off the hook
00:58:31you know you better do right by me
00:58:32unless of course you want to be known as Mrs. Deadbeat Dad
00:58:35just take it easy
00:58:36are we just going to keep talking louder?
00:58:43is that the plan?
00:58:44you want to just keep raising your voice?
00:58:45because that's how you get what you want
00:58:47right?
00:58:48you make a scene
00:58:49you throw a tantrum
00:58:50and everyone gets scared and backs off
00:58:51well I don't work that way lady
00:58:53I don't care that my husband was so phenomenally stupid
00:58:55and or drunk to actually have sex with you
00:58:57I'm not going to let it ruin my life
00:58:59am I talking loud enough for that to get through to you?
00:59:08I'm just going to pay the bill
00:59:09Carl we've been through a lot together
00:59:15we will always be connected by Julie
00:59:17but I know why you bought me that house
00:59:20and I'm not moving into it
00:59:21Susie come on
00:59:22Carl we are not getting back together
00:59:24not ever
00:59:25you need to just stop and realize that it's over
00:59:28I'm going to marry Mike
00:59:31so I need you to sign these
00:59:34because I have to be divorced first
00:59:37Mike popped the question
00:59:40no he was going to
00:59:41but then you clocked him in the mouth
00:59:43with a salad shooter remember
00:59:44actually I'm going to pop the question
00:59:47to him
00:59:48tomorrow night
00:59:49guess it cuts down on the suspense
00:59:54knowing he bought you a ring
00:59:55you would think so
00:59:57but
00:59:58no it doesn't
01:00:02this is a lot to ask
01:00:03for a man who still loves you Susie
01:00:05I know
01:00:05but if you really do
01:00:08love me
01:00:10you'll let me go
01:00:12okay Susie
01:00:19I can do that
01:00:21well you know where to find me
01:00:24if it doesn't work out
01:00:25oh shut up
01:00:26I don't see another way to make this work
01:00:32we've got to dip into the pensions
01:00:33I don't like the sound of that
01:00:36well it's that or the kids college fund
01:00:37we'll write Nora one big check
01:00:41and in return she'll sign away her claim
01:00:43for the back child support
01:00:44if we're lucky she'll take the bird in the hand
01:00:47okay what are we talking about
01:00:48how much
01:00:48we need to show her we're serious
01:00:51thirty thousand
01:00:53are you kidding thirty
01:00:54if she takes you to court
01:00:55we'll lose
01:00:56and end up paying eleven years of child support
01:00:58all at once
01:00:59we could lose the house
01:01:00we are screwed
01:01:01we are just plain screwed
01:01:03Tom
01:01:04I am trying very hard
01:01:07to be strong right now
01:01:08and you melting down
01:01:09is not helping me
01:01:10I'm sorry
01:01:13I know
01:01:14we're using up a huge chunk
01:01:15of our savings
01:01:16but if it keeps that crazy woman
01:01:17out of our life
01:01:17it is the best money
01:01:18we have ever spent
01:01:19we will be okay
01:01:23hey there
01:01:26I was surprised to hear
01:01:30you wanted a session
01:01:31well there's nothing like being
01:01:33tied to a bed
01:01:34to change a girl's mind
01:01:35what do you want to talk about
01:01:38anything at all
01:01:40as you said
01:01:41I
01:01:41I have a lot of issues
01:01:43well I assumed as much
01:01:45when you told the ridiculous story
01:01:47about your daughter
01:01:48running off
01:01:49with a murderer
01:01:49saw right through that
01:01:52did you
01:01:52I'm a trained professional
01:01:54Brie
01:01:54the human mind
01:01:56is my playground
01:01:57well I'm glad
01:01:59that you're having fun
01:02:00I'm sorry
01:02:01I don't mean to be flip
01:02:02but you came here
01:02:04because you were troubled
01:02:05and then you refuse
01:02:07any help we give you
01:02:08things were
01:02:10falling apart at home
01:02:11and I just
01:02:12I just needed a place to rest
01:02:15that's all
01:02:15I think there's more to it
01:02:17than that
01:02:18do you
01:02:19I think it has to do
01:02:21with your kids
01:02:21you don't want to talk
01:02:23about them
01:02:23why is that
01:02:26probably because I'm ashamed
01:02:29ashamed
01:02:31my children
01:02:33were my life
01:02:34they were the reason
01:02:35that I got up in the morning
01:02:36so to have failed them
01:02:37as a parent
01:02:38you think you failed them
01:02:39as a parent
01:02:39well my son is a sociopath
01:02:40and my daughter hates me
01:02:41enough to have run away
01:02:42from home
01:02:43I'm certainly not going
01:02:43to get mother of the year
01:02:44anytime soon
01:02:45if your kids were here
01:02:46right now
01:02:47what would you tell them
01:02:48I would beg
01:02:49my son Andrew
01:02:50for forgiveness
01:02:50for having given up on him
01:02:51and I would tell my daughter
01:02:53not to worry
01:02:53that I have a plan
01:02:55to protect her
01:02:56and just what is that plan
01:02:58I would beg
01:03:28So I've got everything ready to go.
01:03:41Flowers, candles, Elvis Costello, CD, all queued up.
01:03:44Who has the ring?
01:03:45He does.
01:03:46So wait, you're going to get down on one knee, pop the question, and while you're down there, dig in his pocket?
01:03:49What if you pull out his keychain?
01:03:51I'm going to have to find a way to force it on my finger.
01:03:55Sorry, that's Penny's baby monitor.
01:03:57It's always picking up weird frequencies.
01:03:59No, no, no, no, don't turn it off.
01:04:01Oh, move over.
01:04:02My knees hit a dashboard.
01:04:04I move seats back.
01:04:06Oh, yeah.
01:04:09Oh, yeah.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:40Are you done with my husband?
01:04:50Good.
01:04:55I have a little project for you.
01:04:58Okay, Gabby, can we please talk about this?
01:05:01You were the one that gave me permission, remember?
01:05:03You said go have sex with somebody.
01:05:05To have meaningless sex, Carlos.
01:05:06Not to sleep with the woman who's carrying our child.
01:05:09What does it matter?
01:05:10Look, we're even.
01:05:11You had an affair and I had an affair.
01:05:13I had a reason to.
01:05:14You were never here.
01:05:15I've been here, Carlos.
01:05:17I have tried so hard to not be selfish
01:05:19and to put your knees above mine.
01:05:21I mean, for God's sakes, look at me.
01:05:23I have agreed to be a mother for you.
01:05:26Look, Gabby, you have every right to be mad at me.
01:05:28So I'm going to go and check into a hotel room
01:05:30and let you cool down, but we are going to work this out.
01:05:32Forget the hotel, Carlos.
01:05:34Get a lease.
01:05:35Get a lease.
01:05:35Get a lease.
01:05:35Get a lease.
01:05:36Get a lease.
01:05:40I can go now, too.
01:05:46No, you can start dinner.
01:05:48What?
01:05:50You're not going anywhere.
01:05:52Not as long as you have my baby in your belly.
01:05:54I don't know what that meant, but I didn't like the tone.
01:06:04So just remember, I am the boss of you
01:06:06or else I'm going to make this the worst nine months of your life.
01:06:09Hi.
01:06:18Hi.
01:06:19Did you get the check?
01:06:20Yeah.
01:06:21I wanted to talk to you about that.
01:06:23Do you have a minute?
01:06:26Tom!
01:06:27Tom!
01:06:29I'm not the type of person that can't keep things bottled up inside.
01:06:33Really?
01:06:34So I'm just going to have to get this off my chest.
01:06:36You made me feel really bad about myself yesterday at the restaurant.
01:06:42My sincerest apologies.
01:06:44You treated me like some sort of mercenary,
01:06:46like the only reason I came here was to extort money from you.
01:06:49Well, to be honest, first we bought you pie,
01:06:52then you tried to extort money from us.
01:06:53See?
01:06:55There it is again, Lynette.
01:06:56That mean streak.
01:06:58All I want is what's best for my child, for Tom's child.
01:07:01As the mother of 80% of Tom's children,
01:07:04I don't think it's in their best interest
01:07:06for you to drive us into bankruptcy.
01:07:07Of course it isn't.
01:07:11There.
01:07:13I signed the waiver that the lawyer sent over with the check.
01:07:20And I'm not even asking for any back child support.
01:07:22That's, that's, that's great.
01:07:25See, Lynette?
01:07:26See?
01:07:27It's not all about money.
01:07:28It's not even a little bit about money.
01:07:30It's about family.
01:07:32Because we're all a big family now.
01:07:36Sort of.
01:07:37Which is why I took all the money that you gave me
01:07:40and I put it all down
01:07:41on the sweetest little two-bedroom house
01:07:44over on Arden Drive.
01:07:48Arden Drive over by the mall?
01:07:50Like five minutes from here, Arden Drive?
01:07:52It's perfect.
01:07:55I could drop Kayla off here anytime
01:07:57so she can play with her new siblings.
01:07:59She can spend time with her dad.
01:08:01Well, to be clear, how are you going to live?
01:08:04How are you going to pay the mortgage?
01:08:05You don't have a job here.
01:08:06What is your problem with me, lady?
01:08:09I don't understand.
01:08:11You don't know me.
01:08:12You don't know what I can do.
01:08:13And yet you just always, just,
01:08:15just, just,
01:08:16always on the attack.
01:08:20It's ugly and you should work on that.
01:08:21Here's what I think.
01:08:25I think that we should all work on this
01:08:27because I don't want every Christmas to turn ugly
01:08:29just because you and I don't get along.
01:08:34Yeah, that would be a shame.
01:08:35You don't know me.
01:08:49Let's go.
01:08:50I don't know.
01:09:20See, I told you she wasn't home.
01:09:24Her car's not even here.
01:09:27You said the safe was upstairs?
01:09:35Dammit, my mother must have changed the combination.
01:09:40Okay.
01:09:41Wait here, I'll be right back.
01:09:50You did it.
01:10:03You killed Melanie.
01:10:05You put your jacket on her body.
01:10:09I saw it, Matthew.
01:10:11The police showed me the pictures.
01:10:14No, you weren't there.
01:10:15You don't know what happened.
01:10:17Oh, God.
01:10:18Caleb hurt her.
01:10:20And Melanie threatened to bring us all down because of that.
01:10:22So your solution was to make your brother think he murdered a girl?
01:10:25And to make me think it?
01:10:26What other choice did I have?
01:10:28I knew that you wouldn't hand Caleb over to the police.
01:10:31I knew that you would protect him.
01:10:33I would have protected you.
01:10:34Well, I really couldn't count on that.
01:10:36Oh, my nephew.
01:10:36You don't love me as much as you love Caleb.
01:10:40You never have.
01:10:44Perhaps.
01:10:45But it's because he's needed me more.
01:10:48You are always going to find love in the world.
01:10:51Don't you understand?
01:10:53He was only ever going to get it from me.
01:10:55You know, I know you believe that.
01:11:00That's why I was trying so hard to forgive you.
01:11:04Who knows?
01:11:07Maybe one day I will.
01:11:089-1-1.
01:11:25What is your emergency?
01:11:27I need the police.
01:11:35See, I told you she had cash.
01:11:38Danielle, I don't know what you're planning, but I need to talk to you right now.
01:12:03Give it up, Mom.
01:12:03We're leaving.
01:12:05I'm calling the police.
01:12:08Do you remember that girl, Melanie Foster?
01:12:14Matthew was the one who killed her.
01:12:17I know you don't want us to be together, but that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
01:12:22His mother told me what happened.
01:12:23It's true.
01:12:29Let's go, Danielle.
01:12:29Mom, please move.
01:12:40No.
01:12:41I gave up on your brother, and I'm not going to make that mistake with you.
01:12:44You don't have time for this.
01:12:48Where did you get that?
01:12:50What are you doing?
01:12:52Move away!
01:12:53Danielle, I want you to get out of the house now.
01:12:59He's a killer.
01:12:59Shut up!
01:13:00Don't point that at my mother!
01:13:01Danielle!
01:13:03I'm serious.
01:13:04Go.
01:13:05What's wrong with you?
01:13:06I'm going to shoot you!
01:13:07Matthew, stop it!
01:13:08If that's what it takes to get my daughter...
01:13:21Stop it!
01:13:22...to see who you really are...
01:13:24Stop pointing that at my mother!
01:13:26Then fine.
01:13:29What are you doing?
01:13:31Do it.
01:13:32Stop!
01:13:32Stop!
01:13:38Stop!
01:14:02Mom!
01:14:03Mom!
01:14:05Mom!
01:14:06Mom!
01:14:06Mom!
01:14:07Mom!
01:14:07Mom!
01:14:08It's okay, baby, baby.
01:14:10Ah!
01:14:11Ah!
01:14:12Ah!
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:14Ah!
01:14:38Ah!
01:14:54Ah!
01:14:57Oh!
01:14:58Ah!
01:15:00Oh!
01:15:01Oh!
01:15:02Oh!
01:15:04Oh!
01:15:05Hey, it's just me again.
01:15:13When you got the invitation, I thought that you gave me the thumbs up, but I guess if
01:15:19that was actually some other type of finger gesture, well, I apologize for leaving me
01:15:27all these messages and wasting your time.
01:15:35I don't know.
01:16:05This is the street where I used to live, and these were the people with whom I shared
01:16:18my life.
01:16:21I met them the day they moved in, and I saw what they brought with them.
01:16:33Beautiful dreams for the future, and quiet hopes for a better life.
01:16:43Not just for themselves, but for their children too.
01:16:46If I could, would I tell them what lies ahead?
01:16:54Would I warn them of the sorrow and betrayal that lie in store?
01:16:59No.
01:17:00From where I stand now, I see enough of the road to understand how it must be traveled.
01:17:09The trick is to keep moving forward.
01:17:12To let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down.
01:17:16And keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon.
01:17:23Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road.
01:17:28Shocking surprises we didn't see coming.
01:17:33But that's really the point, don't you think?
01:17:36Lorsen.
01:17:37Hey.
01:17:38I wanted to come by and see how you're doing after your great escape, and these are for
01:17:43you.
01:17:44How sweet and unexpected.
01:17:49Do you want to come in?
01:17:54I'd love to.
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