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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04As one affair ends
00:05We don't have to stick around anymore
00:06We can have a real relationship
00:08Another begins
00:10Idiot
00:10I had asked her if she'd like to live together
00:12And she said yes
00:13And yet another
00:13This is Rex's mother, Phyllis
00:15Flames, this is Joe Flannery
00:16Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend?
00:19Is exposed
00:20And it's not gonna break your heart to leave those sad little faces behind?
00:23And while some people can't wait to get out of the house
00:26Others are being kept there
00:27Against their will
00:30Which one is Rex's headstone?
00:40I always forget
00:40It's right down this row
00:42Oh, oh yes
00:44That's right
00:46Over the years
00:48Bree Vandekamp had grown increasingly concerned
00:51Over her mother-in-law's forgetfulness
00:53Oh honey
00:54Did I forget to take the pins out of that dress?
00:57Her lapses had become more frequent
00:59Sweetie, didn't I tell you I was gonna paint that chair?
01:04More glaring
01:05Oh dear, didn't I mention I waxed the floor?
01:11And more dangerous
01:13Yes, Bree was worried about Phyllis's faulty memory
01:18But she was more than happy to remind her
01:20Especially when it came to the important things
01:24So have you given any thought to when you might be ending your visit?
01:29What?
01:30Have I become a burden?
01:32Is that what you're saying?
01:33I was simply asking when you were planning to leave
01:37There was no agenda behind the question
01:39Oh, I...
01:41I don't know
01:43Why don't we play it by ear?
01:47Yes
01:48Let's
01:49What on earth?
01:54Oh my god
01:55What happened?
01:58It looks like someone dug Rex up
02:00Well, I got that, but why?
02:02Why would they do that?
02:04I don't know
02:06Unless...
02:09Unless what?
02:11Maybe this has something to do with that insurance investigator
02:15Insurance investigator?
02:18He came by asking all sorts of questions
02:21I don't know what you're talking about, Phyllis
02:23Maybe you were at the store
02:24Anyway, he was very suspicious
02:28Suspicious?
02:29Oh, yes
02:30He has a theory that Rex didn't die of a heart attack
02:33He thinks he was poisoned
02:36It was in that moment Brie could finally see the truth
02:40Did I not mention that?
02:42Her mother-in-law's memory was fine
02:45It was her soul that was faulty
02:59But, in-law's memory
03:04Is there
03:08Moved
03:09Not
03:10No
03:11How
03:11Is there
03:12Pure
03:14Never
03:15providers
03:16ид
03:18I
03:19How
03:21They
03:23Believe
03:23They
03:23Did
03:24The
03:26People
03:26By
03:26Back
03:28Astero
03:28dramatically
03:29Pride
03:29The parties took place on the front lawn of 4347 Wisteria Lane
03:34every Sunday afternoon.
03:36Chloe Pendergast would bring the tea set,
03:39which was appropriate since she was the hostess.
03:44Brittany Christ provided formal attire from her mother's closet.
03:49And Marissa Ann McKay invited the additional guests,
03:54some of whom hadn't been to a party in years.
03:58Of course, it never occurred to the three young girls
04:02that while they were busy playing out their fantasy,
04:05one of the older girls in the neighborhood was engaging
04:09in a fantasy of her own.
04:28There was nothing Gabrielle enjoyed as much as shocking.
04:35And even when she couldn't afford to take anything home,
04:38she took satisfaction in looking at the merchandise.
04:42And even when she couldn't afford to take anything home,
04:44she took satisfaction in looking at the merchandise.
04:48And even when she couldn't afford to take anything home,
04:51and even when she couldn't afford to take anything home,
04:55she took satisfaction in looking at the merchandise.
05:00Hey, Susan. What's going on?
05:02Hey, Susan. What's going on?
05:04It's Carl's weekend to have Julie.
05:06And they're always back by 6.
05:08That's our custody agreement, back by 6.
05:10Then it's after 6.
05:11It's like 6.15.
05:12Well, see, there you go.
05:13I'm sure they just forgot.
05:14Well, I have a court order,
05:16and they're always back by 6.
05:17That's our custody agreement, back by 6.
05:19Then it's after 6.
05:34It's like 6.15.
05:35Well, see, there you go.
05:36Well, I'm sure they just forgot.
05:38Well, I have a court order.
05:40Well, I have a court order. It's out of my hands.
05:43Yeah, it'd still be nice if you gave him a grace period.
05:46Oh, I'm being nice. I could have him arrested.
05:48I mean, don't get me wrong.
05:49I am all for Julie spending time with Carl.
05:51He is still her dad, and she loves him.
05:54But...
05:55But he's with Edie.
05:56I mean, she's not exactly the maternal type.
05:59I wouldn't be a good mother if I wasn't concerned.
06:01I mean, who knows what passes for a kid-friendly good time in there.
06:04Drugs, porn, smoking.
06:10Doesn't sound like they're having an orgy in there.
06:22Well, obviously they saw us coming.
06:30Whoo! That's a strike.
06:32Hey, guys!
06:33Hey, Molly.
06:34Hey! Look who's here!
06:35Parker, guess what I got?
06:37What?
06:38School supplies.
06:40School supplies?
06:41Yeah, and the best part of it is...
06:44I got you a really cool backpack.
06:49Whoa! Look at that. Pretty neat, huh?
06:52Whoa! Thanks!
06:53So, on your first day of school, you and your dad can find your cubby and you can hang it up.
06:58You're not taking me?
07:00Actually, your dad's gonna take you to school on your first day.
07:02Yeah, just me and you, big guy. I'll be right there to hold your hand.
07:05But I thought Mommy was taking me.
07:07Yeah, well, honey, I have to work.
07:09Mommy's boss is a mean, mean lady.
07:11And if I miss work, I'll lose my job and then we won't have any money to buy food.
07:17Honey, you gotta believe me.
07:19If I could be there, you know that I would.
07:21All right. I didn't know it was that important to you. I will talk to my boss and I will see what I can do.
07:37Thank you, Mommy.
07:41Wow, I don't want to rain on your prey, but he just totally manipulated you.
07:46Well, hey, when a kid's that good, you gotta give him his due.
07:51An autopsy? Detective Rex died of a heart attack.
07:54Well, there were some anomalies in the doctor's report.
07:58Anomalies? What anomalies?
07:59Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to discuss this any further with you.
08:06Am I a suspect?
08:07I didn't say that.
08:09Well, if I am, you're wasting your time.
08:11I loved Rex and anyone who knows me will tell you that I was incapable of hurting him.
08:16You sure about that?
08:21You talked to Phyllis.
08:22I can't. I can't discuss the case.
08:24She's my mother-in-law. Of course she said horrible things about me.
08:28Ma'am, blow your voice.
08:29She blamed me for every problem that Rex and I ever had.
08:31So there were problems with the marriage?
08:32Well, it was a marriage. Of course there were problems.
08:35May I record this just so there's no confusion over your statement?
08:38No, you may not record this.
08:40So you refuse to make a statement?
08:41I'm not refusing anything. All I'm saying is stay away from Phyllis.
08:44She's a raving loon.
08:46Ma'am, perhaps you'd be more comfortable with an attorney present.
08:50You want a statement?
08:51Fine, I'll give you a statement.
08:54My husband died of a heart attack. I loved him very deeply.
08:59And your mother did a lousy job.
09:01To Bree's way of thinking, there were two kinds of people in the world.
09:06Those who were useless before their morning coffee.
09:10And those who weren't.
09:11What's going on?
09:15Don't rush me, Bree.
09:16I'm an old woman.
09:17Don't rush me, Bree.
09:18I'm an old woman.
09:19Don't rush me, Bree.
09:20Don't rush me.
09:21Don't rush me.
09:22Get her out of here.
09:23I will tell you one thing.
09:25You wouldn't be acting this way.
09:26You wouldn't be acting this way.
09:27You didn't feel guilty about something.
09:28Don't rush me.
09:29Don't rush me.
09:30Get her out of here.
09:32Get her out of here.
09:33I will tell you one thing.
09:34You wouldn't be acting this way if you didn't feel guilty about something.
09:39What's the occasion?
09:40Uh, our anniversary.
09:58Alright.
10:03What's the occasion?
10:05Uh, our anniversary.
10:07Oh, right.
10:09How could you forget our anniversary?
10:11You sit in a cell all day long staring at a calendar.
10:13What's the big deal? Our marriage was a sham anyway.
10:16Oh, we're not doing this again.
10:17In real marriages, wives are faithful.
10:19Yeah, and husbands remember anniversaries.
10:21So I guess we're even.
10:23Are you equating forgetting our anniversary with cheating on me?
10:26You are clearly determined to ruin this special date for us.
10:29What is wrong with you that you don't feel guilty?
10:31I feel tons of guilt, so back off.
10:33You never even apologized.
10:35I apologized a million times.
10:37Yeah, but you always followed it up with an excuse.
10:39I was lonely. You weren't home enough.
10:41A woman needs to be loved.
10:43A woman does need to be loved.
10:45And since you didn't give it to me, I had to find it elsewhere.
10:49So that's what the teenager was doing in our bedroom.
10:53Filling you with love.
10:55Say what you want.
10:57But John Roland loved me like no one ever has.
10:59Not as a trophy or as a possession, but for me.
11:02He loved me.
11:04No, he really did.
11:07Let me count the ways.
11:10Gently, savagely, frequently, upside down.
11:18Is there a problem here?
11:20No, it's our anniversary.
11:24We're just reliving the good times.
11:36That's an amazing car. Aston Martin, right?
11:38Uh-huh. Brand new.
11:39Limited edition.
11:40A little anniversary present from my husband.
11:42He's very generous.
11:44More than he knows.
11:45I'm sorry, what?
11:47I'm singing at church for the family Follies.
11:49Edie's going to accompany me on guitar.
11:51She's really good.
11:53So you and Edie are going to be an act?
11:56Is that a problem?
11:58No. No.
12:00I mean, I'm a little surprised that you didn't ask me to accompany you first.
12:05On what?
12:06You don't play an instrument.
12:08I play the piano.
12:09You know that.
12:10How would I know that?
12:11I've never seen you play.
12:12Well, I played in high school.
12:14So the last time you tickled the Ivories was sometime in the late 70s?
12:17It was the early 80s.
12:19Well, I'm not going to argue with you.
12:22You want to do the show with Edie?
12:24And I think that's super.
12:28So she's really good, huh?
12:30She knows her guitar.
12:32Apparently, there are a lot of musicians in her family.
12:34Sort of like the Von Trapps.
12:36Hmm.
12:37Except, you know, her brother Odid.
12:41All I'm asking you is to go out and play a little bit of ball.
12:44Is that such a big deal?
12:45Matthew, you are such an excellent player, darling.
12:47The people will want to be your friend.
12:49Then the next thing you know, God knows who will be wanting to drop by and calling.
12:54Speedy, we need to keep a low profile.
12:56Yeah, I know.
12:57But I have got to get out of this house sometime.
12:59I'm going crazy here.
13:00Okay?
13:04Wait, wait, wait.
13:06What?
13:07Wait, wait!
13:08Come on!
13:09Come on!
13:10No!
13:11What is it?
13:36Um, my daughter is singing a song at church
13:39and I want to accompany her on the piano
13:41and I haven't played in years.
13:42Oh, you were just so amazing at Rex's funeral the other day.
13:45I was wondering...
13:46I don't give lessons.
13:48Oh.
13:49Oh, okay.
13:52Oh.
13:53You have a little, uh, on your...
13:57I'm baking cherry pie.
14:01Excuse me.
14:02What happened to maintaining a low profile?
14:13If you keep being rude to everybody,
14:14they're going to start whispering about us.
14:16You're right.
14:18We do want to fit in.
14:27Lynette!
14:28Check it out.
14:28Jason's mouth.
14:36Stu, isn't that the new video conference setup?
14:39Yeah.
14:39Isn't the resolution fantastic?
14:46Hey, Nina.
14:47Mm-hmm?
14:48Uh, about tomorrow morning...
14:50Mm-hmm?
14:51You know how the first hour of the morning meeting
14:54is always so slow?
14:55Because I've got this thing...
14:57Good God, this is not about your kids again, is it?
15:01I know.
15:01I promised I wouldn't do this.
15:03But Parker really needs me to be there
15:05on his first day of kindergarten.
15:07He's so freaked out I can't be there.
15:09I'm sorry.
15:09How is this my problem?
15:12Because we can't escape the fact that I have kids.
15:15I love my job, but to be fair,
15:17there's got to be some balance.
15:19Okay.
15:19How about the people that don't have the kids?
15:22Did you ever consider that they might need
15:24a little more balance in their lives?
15:25Hmm?
15:25Like maybe they want to go see a matinee,
15:27or perhaps they want to come in a little late
15:29after a big crazy night out,
15:30or maybe they just want to get a haircut,
15:32which I myself have not been able to do for two months.
15:35So, no, this is about fairness
15:37to the people who are childless by choice.
15:39Okay?
15:41Okay.
15:42Good point.
15:42Ann, I'm sorry about your hair.
15:50I can see why you're upset.
15:55Open wide.
15:56Not now, Stu.
16:00Hang on a sec.
16:02I don't understand.
16:04This system is going to let Mommy be with you
16:06on your first day of school.
16:07Well,
16:08the resolution is fantastic.
16:12The next day,
16:21Gabrielle decided to cheer herself up
16:24with another round of window shopping.
16:29But this time,
16:31she was taken aback
16:33by what was on display.
16:34So,
16:36I like to go.
16:40Let's go.
17:10Let's go.
17:40Let's go.
17:43Mrs. Tillman.
17:45Mr. Delfino.
17:46I heard you were back from the hospital.
17:49Wrote you these.
17:50I can't tell you how long it's been since I got flowers from a handsome man.
17:54I mean, I could, but I don't want your pity.
17:57Where are you off to?
18:02I'm going back to Utah for a few weeks.
18:05The recuperation is taking longer than the doctors anticipated.
18:08Speaking of my attack, have they caught young Zachary yet?
18:12No.
18:13Actually, that's why I'm here.
18:15So the flowers were just a ruse.
18:18Figures.
18:18I'm trying to find Zach before he gets in any more trouble.
18:21Do you know any friends that he might have, anywhere he might be holed up?
18:24I know you were close to him.
18:26Funny thing.
18:27Since he beat me and threw me down the stairs, we just don't stay in touch like we should.
18:30Since when do you care so much about Zach Young?
18:36It's complicated.
18:38I'll bet.
18:40I'm sure he's out there somewhere trying to find his father, which I trust you made impossible.
18:47No, I let Paul go.
18:50I couldn't go through with it.
18:54That was a mistake.
18:56He will spend the rest of his life running from the police.
18:59I think that's punishment enough.
19:01Zach is the only connection that Paul has with his dead wife.
19:05At some point, he will run back here looking for him.
19:10I don't like to be negative, but you really should have killed him.
19:24At the risk of ruining a lovely evening, I have some unpleasant news.
19:28The police dug up your father today.
19:34What?
19:35Why?
19:36Well, apparently they want to do an autopsy.
19:39They don't think that he had a heart attack.
19:40They think that somebody was poisoning him.
19:42Who would have poisoned Daddy?
19:44Well, apparently I'm a suspect.
19:46Well, they always look at spouses first.
19:52It has something to do with statistics.
19:55It's just a formality.
19:56I'll be clear it in no time.
19:57Would you two please stop looking at me like that?
20:02Obviously, I did not kill your father.
20:03I loved him deeply.
20:04Yeah, but you and Dad had a lot of problems.
20:07Everyone knows that.
20:08Yes, we had issues, but I would never have hurt him.
20:10What about the night Daddy had a second heart attack?
20:13You must have loved him a lot to make the bed before taking him to the hospital.
20:15I was in shock, Danielle.
20:18You know that.
20:21Andrew, surely you don't think I murdered your father.
20:24No, you didn't.
20:26You're not capable of murder.
20:29That wasn't a compliment.
20:32It takes guts to kill somebody.
20:38Thank you so much for changing your mind about helping me.
20:41I really appreciate it.
20:42I'm happy.
20:43And I'm sorry if I seemed rude before.
20:48I was having a bad day.
20:56It's good.
20:57It's really good.
20:58You might want to lay off the pedal.
21:01Really?
21:02Oh, I thought it made it sound more professional.
21:04It doesn't.
21:05Well, your son really likes to play his hip-hop music loud.
21:15The good news is it drowns out the sound of the dryer.
21:22March your fingers, Susan.
21:23Let it shine, shine, shine.
21:42Let it shine.
21:44Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt.
21:49I knocked, but I guess you guys didn't hear me.
21:51No, we heard you.
21:52We were just hoping that whoever it was would go away.
21:55I'm still hoping that'll happen.
21:57What's up, Mom?
21:59Well, I have good news.
22:00I've been taking piano lessons with Betty Applewhite, and, uh, well, I just thought maybe I could join you guys.
22:07You know, like a trio.
22:08Doesn't that sound fun?
22:09I don't do trios.
22:10But thanks, anyway.
22:13Well, I don't mean to be technical here, but this show, I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing.
22:18And I hate to point out you're not family.
22:21No, but I have talent.
22:22And to most audiences, talent trumps family.
22:26Well, what makes you so sure I don't have talent?
22:29Hmm.
22:30Just a hunch.
22:32Yeah, well, we've all seen your talent, which is a nice way of telling you...
22:36Why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?
22:38Guys!
22:38Oh, come on, be honest.
22:39You didn't want any part of this until you found out that I was involved.
22:42That is so not true.
22:43Oh, yes, it is.
22:45It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you.
22:47She did not pick you.
22:49It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it.
22:51Well, now she knows.
22:52And if she had it to do over again, she'd pick me.
22:54No, she wouldn't.
22:55Well, why don't we put it to a test?
22:57Julie, who would you rather have play with you?
22:59Oh, no.
22:59No, no, no.
23:00No, it's okay, honey.
23:01Who do you want to be with you in the family talent show?
23:05Yes, who do you want with you in front of all of those people?
23:09And remember, it's church.
23:10They are going to be judging you.
23:16Okay.
23:17Well, first of all, you both suck.
23:20But if I had to choose, I guess I'd pick my mom.
23:28Sorry, Edie.
23:29Fair enough.
23:32I'd like my pitch pipe back, please.
23:40It was you, wasn't it?
23:41Hello, John.
23:43Long time no see.
23:44One of the neighbors saw an Aston Martin driving away.
23:47And what do you know?
23:49Well, someone had to tend to the yard.
23:51You were busy elsewhere.
23:53You saw us?
23:54Yes.
23:55And I have to say, she's old enough to be your mother.
23:57Hell, she's old enough to be my mother.
23:59Joan's only 41.
24:00Joan?
24:01You're calling her Joan?
24:02Why shouldn't I?
24:03She's my friend.
24:03I know your friends.
24:04And I have a hunch you don't do to your friends what I saw you doing to that wrinkly old lady.
24:08Okay, so you caught me doing it with somebody else.
24:11What's the big deal?
24:12You're supposed to be in love with me.
24:14What?
24:15How many times did you say it?
24:16How many times did you whisper in my ear, you're the only woman I'll ever love?
24:19I don't know.
24:20A bunch.
24:20So were you lying to me?
24:21Were you just trying to get me into bed?
24:23No, of course not.
24:24I loved you, but we broke up.
24:26Yeah, like five minutes ago.
24:28Haven't you ever heard of a mourning period?
24:30I know it seems quick, but I have feelings for her.
24:34In fact, I think I may be in love with her.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:41What's the matter?
24:42Is it the baby?
24:43No.
24:46Oh, no, no.
24:47It's me.
24:49I am beyond stupid.
24:53You're not stupid.
24:55Oh, no, I am.
24:57Yesterday, I was still fantasizing that it could work with you.
25:00That a one-bedroom apartment might be cozy.
25:02Mrs. Solis, please.
25:03Oh, my God.
25:04I almost love my husband for someone who calls me Mrs. Solis.
25:15So are you upset because you want to get back together?
25:18Because I can break up with Joan.
25:22That's okay, sweetie.
25:23I'm good.
25:23So this is it for us?
25:36Because I really feel like we should end it better than this.
25:39Actually, John, given how stupid both of us have been,
25:42this is an entirely appropriate ending.
25:45Mrs. Vandekamp, what can I do for you?
26:01I would like to submit myself to a lie detector test
26:04to eliminate any uncertainty about what happened with my husband.
26:07Are you sure you don't want a lawyer present?
26:09I'll waive all that.
26:10My only stipulation is that I want my children
26:13to be able to see me answer the questions.
26:16I think we can accommodate you.
26:19Is your name Bree Vandekamp?
26:21Yes.
26:22Were you married to Rex Vandekamp?
26:25Yes.
26:26Did you and your husband temporarily separate last year?
26:30Yes.
26:31Did you kill your husband?
26:33No.
26:33No.
26:33Do you know a man named George Williams?
26:43Yes.
26:44During your separation from your husband,
26:46did you have a relationship with Mr. Williams?
26:49What does that have to do with anything?
26:51Just yes or no responses, please.
26:53Well, I'm not going to respond to something
26:55that's none of your business.
26:58Mrs. Vandekamp,
26:59if you want us to take this polygraph seriously,
27:01answer the questions we ask.
27:03Okay.
27:07Who's George Williams?
27:09He's our pharmacist.
27:12During your separation,
27:13did you have a relationship with Mr. Williams?
27:16Yes.
27:18Are you in love with Mr. Williams?
27:21What?
27:22Are you in love with Mr. Williams?
27:25No.
27:26Um, I was thinking of something else just then,
27:34so why don't you ask me the question again?
27:38Are you in love with Mr. Williams?
27:40No.
27:46Did you see that?
27:48Yeah.
27:50I saw it.
28:04Hello, Susan.
28:05Are you ready for your lesson?
28:07Yep, I am.
28:08I think I'm going to make another push
28:09for using that pedal.
28:11I think it adds grandeur.
28:14I want to talk to you.
28:16I'm busy now.
28:18I cannot believe you kicked Edie
28:20out of Julie's performance.
28:21I did not kick Edie out.
28:23Julie made that call.
28:24Because you played the mom card.
28:26Well, it is a family recital,
28:28and Edie is not family.
28:29One day she could be.
28:30Oh, don't even joke like that.
28:32How about your plumber slash convicted murderer, huh?
28:35He seems to keep popping up at family events.
28:37It was not murder.
28:38It was manslaughter.
28:39And that's totally different.
28:40Mike and I aren't even living together,
28:42and he cares about Julie.
28:43Well, so does Edie, huh?
28:44She was really looking forward
28:45to performing with Julie.
28:46If you think Edie Britt cares about anybody
28:49other than herself,
28:50you are living in a fool's paradise.
28:51You don't know her the way I do,
28:53and the only reason she's interested in Julie
28:55is to mess with my head.
28:58That's both crazy and self-absorbed.
29:01That's a twofer.
29:02Way to go.
29:05Whether you choose to believe it or not,
29:07they're both great together.
29:09And if you don't believe me, ask Julie.
29:21I'm sorry you had to witness that.
29:25Oh, that's okay, hon.
29:28I have lived my share of family knock-down drag-outs.
29:31Well, I hope it wasn't as ugly as me and Carl.
29:34You'd be surprised.
29:36Parker?
29:37Honey?
29:38Can you hear me?
29:39Tom, why isn't he talking?
29:41Um, honey, there are a lot of kids here.
29:42He's a little stressed.
29:43Parker, say hi.
29:44Say hi.
29:45Mommy?
29:45Oh, hey, honey.
29:48This is so exciting.
29:49Your first day of school.
29:51You're going to make so many friends.
29:53Lynette, staff meeting now.
29:56Uh, right.
29:57Yeah, I'm going to be right there.
29:58Now, now, now, now!
30:00Steve, this coffee is cold.
30:05Honey, I'm going to be right back.
30:07Mommy?
30:08Where are you going?
30:09Right back!
30:10Mommy, come back!
30:13Okay, let's turn to page five.
30:16Damn, I forgot my prospectus.
30:19Any extra copies?
30:20No?
30:20Oh, I'll be right back.
30:24Hi, I'm back.
30:25How's he doing?
30:26Um, honey, he's upset because he wanted to show you his coffee.
30:29When you left, I...
30:30Oh, honey, I'm here.
30:31I'm here.
30:31You can show me your coffee now.
30:33Nina found extra copies.
30:34She wants you back now.
30:36Okay.
30:36I'll be back in two seconds for you.
30:39Mommy, mommy, don't go!
30:42So the big issue here is second quarter billing.
30:45Where are you going?
30:46Ladies room.
30:47No.
30:48Nina, nature is calling.
30:49Lynette, hold it for ten minutes.
30:51We have to get through this.
30:59What I'd like to do is trade out the invoicing structure.
31:04Let's take a look at our graphs on page ten, please.
31:08Lynette had been struggling to balance her career and her family.
31:12She finally saw an opportunity to tip the scales in her favor.
31:18We have clients with invoices on the shorter-term campaigns.
31:21I say we bill on delivery.
31:23Yes!
31:24Bill on delivery!
31:25Yes!
31:27Are you having a seizure?
31:29No.
31:30No, I'm just...
31:31I'm very excited.
31:32It's a really good plan.
31:35Yeah.
31:35Now, what happened on the Berman account is that they were sent duplicate bills by Tina and Ron in accounting.
31:43And I'm not pointing any fingers, but Tina, Ron, about walking in and seeing all my lines lit up with this run to...
31:49Ow!
31:50Hot!
31:51Hot!
31:53Help!
31:54Stu!
31:56And that's why we packed you extra cookies so you could share with all your new friends, remember?
32:01Uh-huh.
32:02I think we're good to go now, honey.
32:03You're going to be great, Parker.
32:06Mwah!
32:06I love you.
32:07I love you too, mommy.
32:08Mwah!
32:23Bree!
32:24Hi!
32:24What can I do for you?
32:25Well, for starters, you can help me prove to the police that we didn't conspire to kill my husband.
32:31Okay.
32:32So because of the anomalies in Rex's blood, the police started to wonder if I'd been poisoning Rex.
32:37That's absurd.
32:38Lots of things can cause high potassium levels, renal failure, low sodium.
32:41Well, that's why I took the polygraph to prove to them that I was innocent.
32:44Obviously you passed.
32:47Sort of.
32:48Well, I think the police now have a different theory, which is if I wasn't poisoning Rex on my own, then maybe you were helping me.
32:59You're kidding.
32:59No.
33:00That's why I need you to take the polygraph, too.
33:02W-what?
33:05It's the quickest way to prove to the police that they're wrong.
33:08I don't understand.
33:09We're just friends.
33:10Why would the police assume that people in a platonic relationship would want to murder someone?
33:15During the test, they asked me some questions about you and us and whether we had a relationship, and I said, yes, because it's true.
33:29And then they asked me something else, something I hadn't considered.
33:34Which was?
33:36They asked me if I loved you.
33:41What did you say?
33:43I said no.
33:47Oh.
33:48But according to the polygraph, that wasn't exactly true.
33:55Well, I don't know if that means anything.
33:58The polygraphs aren't completely reliable.
34:01I think perhaps the machine picked up on something, something that I wasn't aware of.
34:11Wow.
34:12That's why I need you to take the test and answer the detective's questions, because I'm not going to know exactly how I feel until we put this behind us.
34:19But then once we do, we can move on.
34:28Can those Ciccarelli sisters dance or what?
34:31Wow, look out Broadway.
34:33Now, don't forget that we will have cookies and juice set up in the basement after we're done here.
34:37We want to see you all there.
34:39And for our next act, please welcome the musical stylings of Julie and Susan Myers.
34:44I'll be right back.
35:12Oh, um, I'm just going to need a couple of seconds, so feel free to pray.
35:18The other day, when I saw you making music with my family, I got a little jealous, and I went a little crazy, and I pushed you out.
35:29Seeing you sitting here today, well, I can see how much you care about Julie, and she comes first.
35:38And it should be you up there playing with her and not me.
35:41So, I'm sorry.
35:44Thank you, Susan.
35:52How convenient that you decided this after I showed up without my guitar.
35:59Well, like I said, I'm sorry.
36:01I wish it could be you up there.
36:03You know, I play piano.
36:04And so, let's all welcome Julie Meyer and her Aunt Edie.
36:12You did a good thing.
36:19Yeah, well, I try it.
36:21Give me a break.
36:46This thing has, like, 90 flats in it.
36:48Oh, Julie.
36:51Stop it, your lovingness.
36:54No.
36:56Not at all.
36:57Let it shine, shine, shine.
37:01Let it shine.
37:08Open it up, let's wait.
37:09So, they said you needed to see me.
37:22What is it?
37:22What's going on?
37:27I've been thinking, you know, about everything that happened with John.
37:36And, and, and, and, and, um, I was really selfish and stupid.
37:51And I'm sorry.
37:55I really am sorry.
37:57That's all I had to say, really.
38:15You know what?
38:17That is the best anniversary gift that you've ever given me.
38:24Really?
38:24Yeah.
38:29Actually, the one you gave me is really nice, too.
38:38Everyone enjoys a game of make-believe now and then.
38:41Of course, the ways in which we play can vary greatly.
38:46Sometimes we tell ourselves work won't interfere with our family life.
38:51Lynette, staff meeting now.
38:52Yeah.
38:56Sometimes we imagine certain relationships to be more meaningful than they really are.
39:07Occasionally, we put on a show.
39:09As if to convince ourselves our secrets aren't really all that terrible.
39:14Yes, the game of make-believe is a simple one.
39:20Did you know Rex Vandicamp?
39:22Yes.
39:24Did Mrs. Vandicamp ask you to poison her husband?
39:27No.
39:30Did you poison Rex Vandicamp?
39:32You start by lying to yourself.
39:35No.
39:35And if you can get others to believe those lies, you win.
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