00:01Hey!
00:02Hey!
00:03Ooh!
00:04What a great table!
00:06Where, where did you get it?
00:08Guess...
00:10Um...
00:10A flea market?
00:12Oh!
00:12I see!
00:13I knew, I knew you would get it on the first guess.
00:16Isn't it cool?
00:17It's an apothecary table!
00:19Wow!
00:21Oh, you could just imagine that this is where they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
00:26You know?
00:26Yes.
00:27Oh!
00:28You can almost smell the opium.
00:32Almost.
00:33Oh!
00:34How much was it?
00:35It's only 500 bucks.
00:36500 bucks at a flea market?
00:38Oh, okay.
00:39See, I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new?
00:43You know, like back then.
00:44Oh, no.
00:44Yeah, no.
00:45I mean, it was at a flea market, so it was, you know, it was like a dollar.
00:50Dollar?
00:51And fifty?
00:52So, you know, like, it was like one and fifty dollars.
00:55Oh, okay.
00:56Oh, they gave you the old time pricing.
00:58Yeah.
00:58Huh?
01:00Well, what period is it from?
01:02Uh, it's, it's from your, like the days of your, you know?
01:06Yes.
01:07Yes, I do.
01:08Oh, it's just perfect.
01:11Oh, good.
01:11Wow, I bet it has a great story behind it, too.
01:13Did they tell you anything?
01:14Like, you know, where it's from, or?
01:16Oh, yes, that I know.
01:17This is from, uh, White Plains.
01:20White Plains.
01:21White Plains.
01:22Well, it sounds like such a magical place.
01:29Hey!
01:30Hi!
01:31Oh!
01:32Oh, my God!
01:34You like it?
01:35Oh, my God!
01:36It's my newest lawful carry table.
01:39Well, Stevie's gonna be here any second.
01:40She cannot see this.
01:42Oh, why not?
01:42She'll, she'll love it.
01:43It's the real thing.
01:44No.
01:44I gotta let Pottery Barn.
01:47I know you did.
01:48I bought the same one.
01:49And if she sees your table, she's gonna know that I lied to her.
01:52I told her that ours was an original.
01:54Why did you do that?
01:55Because she hates Pottery Barn.
01:57She hates Pottery Barn?
02:01I know, I know.
02:02She says it's all masquerade.
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