00:04Dave, did you choke on a strawberry?
00:06I did.
00:06He did, yeah.
00:07In a studio?
00:08Yeah.
00:08And did you talk saved you?
00:09He didn't save me.
00:10He made it worse.
00:12No, I saved him.
00:13No, he didn't.
00:13Is he alive, Lise?
00:14He has tried to anally penetrate me while I was choking.
00:17I gave you the hind lick maneuver.
00:19No, you did not.
00:20You made me choke more.
00:22No.
00:22Because I panicked that you were going to touch me with your finger.
00:24Is he alive, Lise?
00:26Yes, he is.
00:26Is he still here?
00:27Not because of you.
00:29Not because of you.
00:30It worked, whatever I did.
00:31You took advantage of my panic situation to be sexually suggestive.
00:36I got around behind you, and you are alive today.
00:40That's what the Heimlich is.
00:41No.
00:42The Heimlich is not place your penis on a man's back and gyrate.
00:45That's not the Heimlich.
00:48He's alive today because of me, Jason.
00:50I am not.
00:51He had nothing to do with it.
00:52He made it worse.
00:52You were so panicked that you wouldn't let him save you?
00:55No!
00:56He made it worse.
00:57He was thrusting into me.
00:59He was terrified.
00:59He was so scared.
01:00He was terrified.
01:01Oh, it was the worst.
01:02Choke on something.
01:03He coughed it right up, and he lived.
01:05Can you choke on something?
01:06No!
01:07I want to see that.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:09It was one in a million.
01:12That's when we instituted the Chuck Can Never Save Dave initiative.
01:16Yeah.
01:17He's no longer allowed to try to help.
01:19He saved you, it sounds like.
01:20He didn't.
01:21My eyes lit up like Christmas morning.
01:25I didn't do anything but just sat there and laughed.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:28Lisa would die.
01:29Lisa laughed, Chuck thrusted, and I thankfully was able to.
01:33Lisa and I would be hugging each other and like the people in that video.
01:36Yeah, exactly.
01:37God.
01:38Felt like hours.
01:39What a moment.
01:41Chuck's gyrating on Dave's back.
01:42That really, he was trying to fight for his back angle, you know, but I was moving pretty
01:47quick.
01:47I love in my mind, though, that you saved him.
01:50I did save him.
01:51In my mind, I did, too.
01:52Yep.
01:52I don't know.
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