00:02one morning amber and i are up of course before the rest of the family so we go out to
00:06this little grocery store to go shopping and this lovely little lady old like northern michigan lady
00:14she's dressed this was like the third so she's all dressed in red white and oh yeah oh she's ready
00:20yeah oh yeah day before an american visor on oh hell yeah 250 baby yeah we're celebrating yeah we were
00:29kid rock playing oh yeah so she's my like lovely old looking lady like you know like a betty white
00:37type right yeah yeah so i like i excuse myself out of the way so she can pass me to
00:42go into the grocery
00:43store like after you ma'am and she does she doesn't really acknowledge me fine whatever and then you
00:50guys oh this happened
00:56she farted lisa she farted from the entrance to the hot dog bun section at the back of the bakery
01:08it was the longest
01:11you fart i've ever heard come out of a human lady in my life and she didn't care and she
01:21didn't turn
01:21around and she didn't hide it she just i was like never are you hearing this it was crazy
01:33do you think any poop came out oh okay did she stink i had so many questions after this
01:41were you
01:41don't know
01:41si
01:42don't you don't know
01:42thank you
01:42don't know
01:42it's him
01:42don't think that it is
01:42You
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