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00:09uh doesn't matter how old you get in some cases okay you still keep pervin oh yeah they do a
00:1979 year old man in florida has been arrested for uh being outside holding his water hose
00:27in his right hand and his personal hose in his left just out here watering the lawn
00:36this old guy oh my come on don't mind me fellas are you kidding me right now 79 he was
00:44caught
00:44holding his genitals while watering his lawn at least he's the out there perv and he's not like
00:50the secret perv you just know it you're like oh okay we live next to him yes oh so you'd
00:56rather
00:56that he'd be like be you get like the heads up instead of he's in the basement doing weird
01:00stuff yeah and he acts like normal out in the oh yeah yeah oh yeah just a nice old man
01:06yeah but
01:07meanwhile he's fondling himself there he is uh our good buddy oh no sheriff grady judd wants to tell
01:16all about it point out that this event happened at the suspect's house on sunny wood circle you got
01:28that oh boy this is gary golter boner joke it was sunny one yep real bad one and he was
01:36watering his
01:37grass oh my god with a hose in his right hand oh no and he had his crank in his
01:45left hand
01:51he keeps getting wilder and wilder this guy wow grady judd keeps getting wilder and wilder
01:59i don't even know how to say this but he was doing this in front of 16 and 13 year
02:05old girls oh boy and
02:07we don't like it no of course so we arrested him look at the video of him though yeah it's
02:13almost
02:14like he doesn't know what he's where he even is i mean i'm sure that's what he's gonna say yeah
02:19like he that's a weird move though hose in one hand like man you are you can multitask
02:24can you water and jerk
02:28try it today jay either go home and see if you can i don't know i can water and jerk
02:39ambidextrous the old water and jerk
02:43i love setting it up like some kind of uh obstacle course quick water and jerk you know
02:49the water water what do you think makes his plants grow so yeah yeah he's got that special
02:58formula no no no i mean it would be wild if he was peeing on stuff well i know you
03:07just we just
03:07talked about this right that gardening show that you were the board op for for years that was his
03:12biggest advice you're in it right but he wanted you to mix it with coke and a whole bunch of
03:17other
03:17stuff and human hair and everything and into a bucket this guy might just be like a there's a
03:23mark on his lawn he pees a little bit on it he's trying to make his lawn look lovely he
03:33doesn't seem
03:34like he knows anyone's around i mean you should you're right outside on your front lawn you're
03:40right he doesn't seem to be looking no he's literally looking down at where he's spraying
03:45and possibly peeing on it
03:51i'm trying to see the double stream why would you think he is a double oh he actually does
03:56have a double stream because one's hose one's yes yeah i get you okay he literally legitimately
04:01has two streams because he definitely is watering what a weird it's a weird thing yeah i don't know
04:09if that time to go to a home yeah he might not oh yeah might not be fully i don't
04:15know with us
04:15you never know well they busted him they must think he's with it yeah well yeah his glasses so he
04:21can
04:21see good yeah i need mine you can see this old florida burb and if you want to see the
04:29video of him
04:29click on the video of grady judd in the middle of it it's up at daveandchuckthefreak.com
04:33you know speaking of piss yeah i didn't read the details on this but i this is weird to say
04:41okay
04:41this could be the only way i'd ever be into like golden showers
04:46okay this is the same buckle up here we go buckle up it's finally happening
04:52here we go finally admitting it he's curious yeah he's piss curious i am piss curious
04:59this is troubling there's some sort of maple syrup urine disease it makes your make it makes your
05:07urines be like maple syrup well that's not good so you want to be penis like maple syrup no
05:16why don't you just have maple syrup yeah why don't i smell that on your lover i'm a canadian of
05:21course
05:21i've done that already lease you've already poured syrup on my lover yes what if i filled myself up
05:27with maple syrup and then you allowed me to pee it all over you no not you you idiot someone
05:33i'm
05:34actually attracted to you're into this i'm not into this i'm just saying it intrigued me well lease
05:42write it down yeah what's the date you know i'm not into piss six eight clarification don't pee on me
05:51don't try to pee on me oh wow we got people trying to teabag jason and pee on dave i'm
05:56just saying
05:57i was like someone peed on you no at an event chuck they were like i had pancakes this morning
06:06um yes maple syrup urine disease is a thing it could be fatal um there are many culprits that
06:13can change the smell of urine like asparagus or brussel sprouts which can cause a rotten egg smell
06:18or a fishy odor due to an sti oftentimes health conditions are the cause of unusual smelling pee breaks
06:25including maple syrup urine disease but this one's a possibly life-threatening condition oh no
06:32yeah she hates it it's a rare genetic order it's a metabolic disorder that disrupts where'd i go here
06:40how the food breaks down and results in death if left untreated my god dave it causes amino acids to
06:47build up along with their toxic byproducts so you're resulting in urine earwax or sweat that smells
06:55like maple syrup or burnt sugar so you almost have to pee in a cup and make amber smell it
07:00because
07:00you might be nose blind to it oh no all the yep all the piss lovers love me now oh
07:08yeah you're
07:09you're the champion one of us one of us that's what they're chanting they're chanting let's relax i'm not into
07:14piss
07:15piss lovers listen dave loves it i do not love it um it sounds like you do i'm not i
07:24just you're very excited about it
07:25is there maple syrup coming out but it's piss i don't know
07:31you just said i'm piss curious i'm not piss curious maple syrup curious i don't know man
07:38you're into feet you're into pee i'm not into either i'm gonna have to make a little event
07:45okay all right now piss fast not another one you nailed it he started foot fast and only one creepy
07:55guy is yeah oh that's right friday we got yeah yep that's amazing that's like a thousand percent
08:02legit they do not follow us because of the show they do not that is a foot person that is
08:10a legit
08:10is that because you made that thing and put it out yes and they were responding and they were like
08:14can you let me know what the deal is with foot fest we should set him up just tell him
08:20it's somewhere
08:21that one guy yeah yeah let's sell him some tickets yeah you could make some money off him i guess
08:27but
08:27then he's gonna come after you one ticket oh yeah that's all right it's unbelievable like that
08:31that made my whole weekend i was like yes this guy literally excited about it it's real and i just
08:38know he was staring at your foot come on because i used your actual foot oh he touched himself oh
08:44yeah for sure one thousand percent he's like where's this dave guy gonna be uh this lady said when i
08:51was
08:51breastfeeding i would take fenugreek and it made my pee and sweat smell like maple syrup i mean i don't
08:57know you're gonna write that down and buy it yeah okay shake hold your horses over there lisa relax on
09:06this yeah amber amber's drinking oh like fenugreek shakes all day and all night come on it was
09:16slightly intriguing for a moment now i know why dave's in the pool all the time look at that see
09:22you don't even want to be pissed on you want diseased pissed on no not disease yeah oh my god
09:27death
09:28this disease someone on the verge of death to pee all over you that's what i hear it's not well
09:34you
09:35heard wrong a-hole oh my god death piss on me please no death piss you guys have to ruin
09:43everything
09:45you told us you want to be peed on no i want hot maple syrup piss right that's not any
09:51better
09:52it's awful all right i'm digging a hole i can't i know yeah you can't you're drowning in the pee
09:58now
09:58someone said just like i was dave's mom i just said out loud david that's enough you don't like pee
10:07yeah he does he's imagining that pouring all over his face right now i'm really just having a time
10:12with maple syrup that's what's going on oh i can understand i'm really having a time with it i can
10:16it's good i love it i found a really good one and i just so it's not good for you
10:21though it's not to be
10:22honest the good stuff is runny like pee you know like to me the good stuff is a little bit
10:29more
10:29runny than so he was lotioning his legs in here uh-huh yeah shows over if we show up and
10:36he's
10:36pouring the oh yeah shows over yeah yeah we'll write it down okay wait till i bring you some of
10:42mine dave okay that's enough what do you have real what do you have syrup what do you got my
10:47brother and
10:48i make it oh you make it what get out of town you make your own maple syrup yeah i
10:53mean my brother
10:54does 85 90 of it but i'm there for it well like you tap a tree and make your own
11:00syrup yeah he's got
11:01a bunch of trees tapped in his yard shut the hell up man come on he's big into it is
11:07it good yeah it's
11:08really good yeah i like it wow i got a scale of one now aunt jemima what are we talking
11:14i don't know
11:16maybe i i like a seven oh damn i'm gonna taste your syrup man oh i bet he says that
11:24to all the guys
11:25now i gotta piss it on you that's okay that's why ryan was hired yeah now we know maple syrup
11:34no
11:36we're gonna need to drug test you can we pee in this cup he kept calling me back just one
11:41more time
11:41drink this come back in 10 minutes
11:46yeah all makes sense it's all coming together oh my goodness let's get this thing out here
11:53would you stop making stupid posters for stupid things i can't wait to see this one but ryan you
11:59better bring in some of that syrup dude we got to try your homemade syrup yeah i will okay you
12:04guys
12:04know your syrup so you'll be able to judge it yes all big time i'd hate to i mean i
12:10don't like
12:10if it sucks my brother made it okay yeah right because if i i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna sell
12:16you i mean and but you don't care whatever you're not selling it or anything it's just your own home
12:21syrup i never thought of making my own maybe i'll get out there and tap a tree who knows if
12:29it's good
12:29tap a tree yeah oh you just got it oh did he put together a poster he ai'd a poster
12:37already for
12:37a celebration of summer okay that is ridiculous who's that supposed to be in the middle it doesn't
12:43it's not about you i mean it's dave fieri oh wow it's funny piss fest 2026 chuck yeah piss wiser
12:51dave hunters piss fest okay oh my god get out of town is that man doing a slip slide of
12:57piss yeah
12:59yes of course no work no worries just piss
13:06that's ridiculous and then people have water guns full of it yep piss wiser
13:14you're a child it's it's on there but it says it's the king of rehydration what's in your cooler
13:21dave oh look at the right back there's people in the pool beer goes in piss comes out
13:28it's unbelievable stuff yeah look for piss fest 2026 coming soon coming soon
13:34dave hunter's dave hunter's piss fest 2026 wait do you see how many guys reach out then
13:39hey i heard about this piss fest how about dave hunter's maple syrup fest now that's something i
13:43can get behind i don't know if you would have started it that way yeah but instead you said you
13:47know i'm sort of thinking about being getting golden showers i didn't i really whatever let's get to this
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