00:03I've never wondered why the cops even bother to ask people if they committed a crime.
00:09They've heard every denial and excuse in the book.
00:12But every now and then, there's someone like this.
00:16Okay.
00:17Police in Florida arrested a 35-year-old man, Christopher Chiafalo, this week.
00:24And they showed him some video of a burglary at a Cuban restaurant.
00:34Christopher looked at it for a while with them as they were showing him.
00:39And he said, oh, yeah, I broke into the business a while back.
00:45I thought that looked familiar.
00:47Yeah, that's me.
00:48You got me.
00:49You got me.
00:51Oh, wow.
00:52That's me.
00:53That's nice.
00:53They love that.
00:56Don't do that.
00:57Do not.
00:59The video of him trying to break into whatever this thing is that he has is terrifying because he's using
01:05a gigantic knife.
01:07I just keep waiting for him to cut himself to pieces by mistake.
01:11That's generally what most idiots do.
01:13Yeah.
01:14But, yeah, you got me.
01:16He's not a liar.
01:17He's not a liar.
01:18Hard to deny that's him.
01:20Yeah.
01:20He walks right in front of the camera many, many times.
01:24Honest thief.
01:25Yeah, he is.
01:25If there's such a thing, yes.
01:27He's an honest thief.
01:28Yeah, he's it.
01:28Yep.
01:29He can't get into that register, though.
01:31He's having a hard time.
01:32No, he's taking them home to wherever home is.
01:36Wherever home is, whatever street.
01:40Yep, see?
01:40I knew it.
01:41He's just like, I'm getting out of here.
01:43Yeah, I'll just take them to go.
01:44I got to figure this out on the road.
01:45I'll bust into them later.
01:50Goodbye.
01:51Bye.
01:51Bye.
01:51Bye.
01:51Bye.보
01:51remembering
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