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00:01Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the
00:17source, Stu Biner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
00:32It is week four.
00:34One, two, three, four.
00:35Four in the NFL.
00:38I'm here with Stu.
00:39I'm here with Jerry.
00:41The lovely Hannah.
00:42Hi, Hannah.
00:43And Rico Bosco on weather.
00:45Shout out, weather Rico.
00:47Weather Rico.
00:48Weather Rico.
00:48Rico.
00:50Rico Suave.
00:51There's not a green screen behind you, Rico.
00:54They can, man.
00:55Quig's is magic.
00:56You can do it.
00:56Yeah, can you do it?
00:57You can do whatever you want.
00:58Yeah, you can do it.
00:58All right, all right, all right.
00:59You can do that Viking row.
01:00How do they do that row?
01:02Oh.
01:03How do they do that?
01:04Do something with that.
01:04What do you just do?
01:06Make sure you do something with that.
01:07All right, week four.
01:08We are back.
01:09Week four.
01:09So much to talk about.
01:11A lot.
01:11Go ahead.
01:12So much to talk about.
01:13Go ahead.
01:14First of all, nine straight primetime winners.
01:18That was, I knew you.
01:19Seven straight primetime parlays in the NFL.
01:23Yep.
01:23I was hoping you'd bring that up.
01:24StuFyner.com.
01:24I mean, Monday Bears and under.
01:26Sunday Broncos and over.
01:28Thursday Falcons and over the last three.
01:30So we've won.
01:31So long.
01:32Thursday, Sunday, Monday.
01:32Thursday, Sunday, Monday.
01:33Thursday, Sunday, Monday.
01:34What about the people who watch this show and say, hey, Stu, you and Big Cat are 0-3, both
01:39on mortals.
01:40We, this is where you got to win.
01:41I'm going to address that.
01:42I'm a man of addressing things.
01:44Okay, yeah, you are.
01:44I, I look at things in the mirror and I say, I face, trace, and erase.
01:49All right.
01:49Also, also.
01:51Wait, wait, wait.
01:51100.
01:51Time, time, time, time, time.
01:52I look in the mirror and I face, trace, and erase.
01:56What's the trace?
01:58Face your problems, trace back to what you don't want to feel good or bad about, and just
02:03purge them and erase them from your mind and start with a clean slate.
02:07Oh, I like that.
02:07Face, trace, and erase.
02:10Oh, okay.
02:11Bosco, you should try that.
02:12Yes, 100,000 all in max best bet two weeks ago, Louisville, on Saturday, Florida, Florida
02:18killing Ole Miss.
02:19I haven't lost.
02:20Wait, we're talking Saturday now?
02:21I haven't.
02:22Oh, no.
02:22I'm talking, I've swept Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and now we're Wednesday.
02:28Listen, listen, listen.
02:29All I'm doing is winning, but let me say something to you.
02:32First of all, first of all.
02:33Okay, this is first of all.
02:35Everything before that.
02:36Operation Mincemeat last night, a play, a musical, Chicago Broadway, doesn't get no better.
02:42It was unbelievable.
02:43You must see that.
02:44Tonight, we're going to Jekyll and Hyde.
02:47Again, I'm bringing Steph, because I love Steph Ann.
02:49Love her.
02:50She's running a marathon.
02:51She is.
02:51Shout out, Stephanie.
02:52And I'm bringing Hannah.
02:54Wake up.
02:54Hannah.
02:55So it's Steph, Hannah, Sandy tonight for Jekyll and Hyde and Stu.
02:59Let's go!
03:01Let's go!
03:03Do you need, like, a life alert button or something when you go out with Stu?
03:06Let me address this, because I asked Rico if I was going to be invited to his 40th birthday party
03:11with remiss.
03:12Of course, Rico stepped back.
03:14He never answers me immediately, because he has to think, because he's nervous when he hangs out with me.
03:19He said yes, but the writers have been sending me a lot of clips where I shredded Rico.
03:26Wait a second, Rico, first of all, how bad did I shred Dave?
03:30Pretty bad.
03:31Okay, so when I shred you, it means nothing, correct?
03:34Grow up.
03:35Correct?
03:35Oh.
03:36Does it mean nothing?
03:38Peter Pan.
03:39Wait.
03:39Just saying.
03:40It's not a hit talk.
03:41Just grow up.
03:42All right.
03:42Peter Pan.
03:42Peter Pan.
03:43What does Peter Pan mean?
03:44I don't know.
03:44I told him to grow up.
03:46Oh, okay.
03:46Because what you're saying is right.
03:48You know what you're saying?
03:48So listen.
03:49Stuart's performative, Rico.
03:50He's performative.
03:51It's all performative.
03:52All right.
03:52They were getting one, sir.
03:53My top five in bar store.
03:55Not women.
03:57Not women.
03:57Not women.
03:58Not women.
03:59Not women.
04:00Men.
04:06Top five men.
04:08It's Big Cat.
04:09That was cut.
04:10PFT.
04:14Dave.
04:15Jerry.
04:17Ryan Whitney.
04:18Biz Nasty.
04:19So those are the best five.
04:21Those five pay the bills for 90% of everybody doing their nonsense.
04:25Then we go my top five.
04:28All on the spectrum.
04:30It's the top five without the top five.
04:33Got it.
04:34All right.
04:34It's the second five.
04:35It's the top five without the top five.
04:35You could also just say it's six through ten.
04:38Jersey Jerry.
04:39Yep.
04:40Frank the Tank.
04:42Tank?
04:42Ben Mintz.
04:44Rico Bosco.
04:46That's it.
04:46Wait.
04:47So that's it.
04:48What was that for?
04:49Hank's a producer.
04:51Hank comes into content and does fabulous.
04:54And if I had a vagina, Hank could have it.
04:56And if I had daughters, Hank could marry them.
04:58But I don't have either.
05:00But so that's my top.
05:02That's my five.
05:03And then my top five.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Okay.
05:05I just want to say that.
05:06Yeah, yeah.
05:07Okay.
05:07Enrico.
05:07I said to cats, by the way.
05:09I said.
05:10Oh, cut that.
05:11No, no.
05:11Cut that.
05:12No, no.
05:13We're allowed to say his name.
05:14Cut it.
05:15Cut it.
05:15We're allowed to say his name.
05:16No, you're not.
05:27We're allowed to say his name.
05:29We're allowed to say his name.
05:33You cannot say Kenny's name.
05:34I don't like angry Rico.
05:37He's AI.
05:38What?
05:38He doesn't smile.
05:39He's never smiled.
05:40No, he doesn't.
05:41When I see him smile, my dick gets hard and my face smiles.
05:44And I look at my PayPal account, which is like in the millions.
05:47I love it.
05:48It just flows together.
05:49All right, that's it.
05:50That's all I got.
05:51I'm ready to roll.
05:52Ready to win on the show.
05:54Have not won a mortal this year.
05:55Me and Big Cat.
05:56Last week's first Barstool special won with the Giants and the over with the Jets.
06:01We're ready to roll.
06:03I owe John.
06:04That's it.
06:04Speaking of mortals, I owe Jerry four GP.
06:08Four.
06:08I also just want to say real quick, Jerry, when I sat down today, he said the reason why we're
06:14losing is because you keep picking the hardest games.
06:16Yes.
06:17Now, I'm picking the games that I think the majority of America are excited for.
06:21Okay.
06:21We have games that are, you know, it's good team versus good team.
06:25It's maybe the Steelers, whatever it may be.
06:27But there's a reason why I'm picking these games.
06:30Fair.
06:30But what you're saying is there are a bunch of easy games.
06:36Yes.
06:36So why don't you give me those picks?
06:38Yes.
06:38So I think we had an idea here.
06:39Why don't we do the show, right?
06:41And then the other five games, we'll just rattle them off real quick and see how we do.
06:46Perfect.
06:47An alternate.
06:48It doesn't count.
06:49It doesn't count towards the record.
06:50No count.
06:50But there's just no way.
06:52That was a good idea.
06:53We're not doing that.
06:54I want to see Jerry.
06:55We're not doing that.
06:56I'll do it solo.
06:57I'll do it solo.
06:58No, no, no.
06:58I do want to see Jerry.
06:58No, we're not doing that.
06:59No, no, no, no, no.
07:00We're doing it just because I need to see Jerry.
07:02Because Jerry is basically saying that I am picking games that are hard.
07:05As if there's like a few games that are just so hard you could never win.
07:09And then there's like an easy mode of NFL games that we just aren't paying attention to.
07:14Yes.
07:15This is an impossible card.
07:16Give me the easy mode.
07:17Go look right now.
07:18No, no, no.
07:18You've got to rattle them all off.
07:20Yeah, do it fast.
07:20I'm going to look.
07:21I'm just going to look and rattle them off.
07:23Easy mode picks.
07:24So none of these.
07:25What are you going to do?
07:25None of these.
07:25Five fucking favorites?
07:27No, no, no, no.
07:28Go ahead.
07:29Hold on.
07:29I need five plays and they have to be straight bets.
07:31Okay, Colt Tech Commanders.
07:32That's not on the card.
07:33No, no.
07:34Give me the five picks.
07:35Colts.
07:36Minus three and a half.
07:37Okay.
07:39Jets, Bears on here.
07:40I'm taking the under.
07:41Forty-two and a half.
07:42Okay.
07:43That's two.
07:44Tennessee, Ravens.
07:45All day, Tennessee, plus 11 and a half.
07:47Okay.
07:47That's three.
07:48Is Jacksonville on this card?
07:50No, they're not.
07:50Give me Jacksonville, plus two and a half.
07:52Okay.
07:53Last pick, Packers, Bucs.
07:55Give me the Bucs, plus three and a half.
07:57Okay.
07:58Don't believe it.
07:58So here's what we're going to do.
07:59That's five.
08:00Here's what we're going to do.
08:02Five picks there.
08:03Yep.
08:04If you get four out of five right, you get to decide what games go on the card.
08:10Next week.
08:10Yep.
08:11Done.
08:11100%.
08:12Deal.
08:12Deal.
08:13Love that.
08:14Four out of five.
08:15If you go two wins or less, so two or one win, I now get four GP.
08:22We reverse the GP.
08:24All right.
08:24So it goes from you getting four GP to me getting four GP.
08:27So it's not a double or nothing.
08:28No, I'm just flipping it.
08:29It's a flip.
08:30Yeah.
08:30All right.
08:31I'll give you three.
08:32Three and two.
08:33Three's fair.
08:33Three and two.
08:34Three are positive.
08:35If you go under 500, you get to decide the card next week.
08:38Correct.
08:38If you go under 500, I get four GP.
08:41Done.
08:42Love that deal.
08:43And what do I get?
08:44You didn't want to be in on it.
08:45Oh.
08:46You get to come.
08:47Seven free 10 with my new seven free 10.
08:49You get to come back on this show and tell us how you've won every single bet that you
08:53didn't give out here.
08:55Fair enough.
08:55Okay.
08:56Fair enough.
08:57Now, can I?
08:57Wait.
08:57I didn't do my health.
08:59Oh, yeah.
08:59The health out there.
09:00We didn't do the health.
09:00You know which one GP right now?
09:03What time's the house called?
09:04Twelve.
09:05Yeah.
09:05Yeah, I get GP.
09:06Yeah.
09:06I mean, run one.
09:07Run one.
09:08Yeah, run one.
09:08All right.
09:08While he's ordering a pizza, quick.
09:10Two seconds, Hank.
09:11Two seconds.
09:11Where do we go, man?
09:12What?
09:13Where are you going?
09:13Okay.
09:14Yeah, yeah.
09:14That was great pizza.
09:15My, uh, went to the heart doctor.
09:18Four heart, uh, four heart tests.
09:21Perfect.
09:21My heart is like a 25-year-old Olympic athlete.
09:24He said, congratulations on your heart.
09:26Congratulations on your penis.
09:27I get that all the time.
09:29Okay, that's number one.
09:30Uh, number two, uh, I'm on the Manjaro shot.
09:35I took it Saturday.
09:36So, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
09:38Day five, the only thing is I'm scared to eat.
09:41So, I'm not eating.
09:43Are you fasting?
09:44No, but I'm not eating a lot.
09:46Oh, okay, got it.
09:46What do you mean you're scared to eat?
09:48I don't want to feel sick or queasy or nauseous or have diarrhea.
09:52You don't want to have diarrhea.
09:53And that's the side effects.
09:54You don't want diarrhea.
09:54So, I feel great.
09:55I'm going to look great.
09:56I'm going to feel great.
09:57At 170, I'm going to start fucking strange.
10:00Ready to roll.
10:02I'm happy you're healthy.
10:03Oh, Jesus, he just doesn't have pizza right now.
10:051030, probably.
10:06No, I just looked.
10:07Really?
10:08Thanks a lot, Joe Biden.
10:09All right, where do we want?
10:10That's not Joe's fault.
10:11Easy on Joe.
10:12Where else do we get you?
10:13Are you a Republican?
10:14I don't vote.
10:14That's how they get you.
10:16Who gets you?
10:18Dave says he's a Democratic Republican.
10:22That's what he says.
10:23Do you know not even the president runs this country?
10:25Did you know that?
10:26Who runs it?
10:27I think I do, but that's besides the point.
10:29You vote, next thing you know, you're paying taxes.
10:32No thanks.
10:32Who runs this country?
10:35To big families.
10:37Who?
10:38Mafia.
10:39Are you talking about the mafia?
10:39No, no, no, no.
10:41Protestants run this country.
10:42Protestants.
10:43Rockefellers.
10:43Jews and Protestants.
10:45Jews have the bank.
10:47Protestants have the Jews.
10:48Oh, I got it.
10:48All right, we got cheap.
10:49Yeah, I love that.
10:50We got cheap.
10:51Yeah, yeah, I went to the wrong one.
10:53All right, hold on.
10:54One sec.
10:55You know what?
10:55You intro the game.
10:56I'm going to order the cheap.
10:58What's the game?
10:59There you go.
11:00Jerry, you do it.
11:01Jerry or me?
11:02Jerry.
11:03Jerry, I said Jerry.
11:04Is your name Jerry?
11:04All right, here we go.
11:05Sorry.
11:05Can you hear?
11:07That was really rude of me.
11:08I'm sorry.
11:08All right, son.
11:09That was mean.
11:09No, no, that was mean.
11:10You had an edge about you.
11:11No, no, that was mean.
11:12That was mean.
11:13I will find my time to shred you.
11:14You want to go?
11:15Not now.
11:16Want me to intro?
11:16I can do the intro.
11:17I'm a puppet.
11:19Okay, go.
11:19I think I can do a good intro.
11:20Go.
11:20Okay, go.
11:22All right, Sunday, October 4th, 1 p.m.
11:24We got the Rams at the Eagles.
11:27This is going to be a good one, boys.
11:28Let's first head over to Rico with the weather.
11:31I love that.
11:34It's a good thing I'm hoping.
11:35Spread of the game kind of happens.
11:35Come on, you got to say the spread and everything.
11:37All right, all right.
11:37Run it back.
11:38What are you doing?
11:38Cut that.
11:38Run it back.
11:38Cut that.
11:39Cut that.
11:39Cut that.
11:40All right.
11:403, 2, 1, go.
11:41All right, Sunday, October 4th, 1 p.m. Eastern.
11:44We got the Rams at the Eagles.
11:45This is going to be a great game, guys.
11:46I'm really excited.
11:47Yeah.
11:48The Rams minus three.
11:50Eagles plus three.
11:51Before we get to our picks, let's head over to the over-under, dude.
11:57Run it back again.
11:57We're on time.
11:583, 2, 1, sound for speed.
12:00All right, Sunday, October 4th, 1 p.m. Eastern.
12:03We got the Rams at the Eagles.
12:05Boys, this is going to be a great one.
12:06This is going to be a great one.
12:07Rams minus three.
12:09Eagles plus three coming off the loss versus the Bears against the case night.
12:13Over-under 43.5.
12:14Before we get to our picks, let's take it over to Rico with the weather.
12:19Thanks, Jerry.
12:20I mean, nice and clear in Philadelphia, 68 degrees,
12:23which coincidentally is the same amount of people who showed up to somebody's birthday.
12:27Oh, who?
12:29What?
12:30Oh, who?
12:31Who?
12:31Who's the shot at?
12:32In Philadelphia.
12:33That was a...
12:34Oh, Yorgo's third floor.
12:35You're still thinking about him, dude?
12:38That's...
12:39Living rent-free?
12:40Yeah, dude.
12:41That's...
12:42I haven't...
12:43I thought he wasn't even around.
12:45Yorgo's third floor ended that guy.
12:46He's still...
12:47You killed him already.
12:48Yeah, you...
12:49That was over.
12:50Sometimes, yeah.
12:51So you're still thinking about him, do you?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Just because you're dead, you've got to poke and make sure.
12:57It's beneath you to even mention.
13:00What are you doing, man?
13:00Move on.
13:01It's beneath you.
13:03Move on, girl.
13:03Leave Down Syndrome Spectrum people alone.
13:07Living in the past.
13:07Leave them alone.
13:08Living in the past, dude.
13:09What?
13:09Sleeping Down Syndrome Spectrum people lie.
13:13I can't say it.
13:13Come on.
13:13Leave them lie.
13:14Come on.
13:15All right.
13:15Hannah.
13:16Hannah.
13:17Hey, Jerry.
13:18What?
13:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:20Thank you, Rico.
13:21Appreciate it.
13:21We're going to take it over to Hanno with some snacks.
13:23What did Rico say for the weather?
13:25No idea.
13:26You weren't listening.
13:28Something about zero people at the birthday party.
13:3168 degrees.
13:3268 degrees.
13:32Which is one above?
13:3469.
13:35No.
13:36But...
13:37And one below...
13:3969.
13:40Stu?
13:4072.
13:4169, favorite, unfair position!
13:43Wait, what was the weather?
13:4468?
13:45Shout out, when I'm 170, I'll be 69 and bitches all fucking day!
13:49Where was the Nidoo line in there?
13:51All day!
13:53It's 68 people show up to his birthday.
13:55Oh, that's how many did?
13:5668 degrees.
13:57Yeah, one above...
13:57Oh, I didn't know that was an official stat.
13:5968.
13:59It's 68.
14:00I thought that's pretty good 68.
14:01I have to be confused with 98 degrees.
14:03Wait, hold on a second.
14:03Take a time out.
14:05Take a tee.
14:05Take a tee.
14:06I'm back.
14:0768 is pretty good.
14:08Like, 68 people to show up and do a party?
14:10Yeah, that actually is a lot of people.
14:12Holy shit.
14:13Like, if I do a party right now, I don't know 68 people.
14:15That's a really good point.
14:1768 people.
14:18I don't have 68 friends.
14:19Oh, me neither.
14:20Holy shit.
14:21He doesn't either.
14:22Like, I...
14:23He doesn't either.
14:24What would be the number that would, like, if I said, like...
14:2760 of them were paid.
14:29Participants.
14:30Stop, Stu.
14:30Hold on.
14:30They were paid to get there.
14:31Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu.
14:33Like, if I said, like, uh...
14:36I think even, like, I was going to say 15.
14:3815.
14:3815 would be, but I still would be kind of like, that was fine.
14:41That's good, yeah.
14:4268 is a...
14:42People want to be on the barstool feed.
14:45What are you talking about?
14:46Stu, 68 people at a party party.
14:47There were 68 people!
14:50I don't know, man.
14:51That's a lot of people.
14:51And it's literally ain't going to have 68 people.
14:53That's a lot of people.
14:54Well, Rico will be there.
14:55He's so obsessed with them.
14:56Take it easy.
14:57You literally can't stop thinking about it.
14:58It could be a...
15:00We haven't talked about the guy for...
15:03Dig him up!
15:04Take it easy.
15:05Dig him the fuck up!
15:07Don't.
15:08This is...
15:09It's real!
15:10Stop, stop, stop.
15:11You gotta do some.
15:12Dig him up!
15:13We need to get back in control of this.
15:15Hannah!
15:17Rams have historically struggled...
15:19Sorry, Jeff, that was too far.
15:21Hannah.
15:21That's all being cut.
15:22What did you just say?
15:23It's got to be cut.
15:25Why does it have to be cut?
15:27You're on a real show now.
15:28It's a real show.
15:31If you make fun of dead parents, that's fucked up.
15:32Nothing gets cut!
15:34Everything gets cut.
15:36Everything gets cut.
15:36You get cut.
15:37You have no idea how much shit you do gets cut.
15:40We have hours and hours and hours of stew footage that got cut.
15:45When I stop doing this show, I release behind-the-wall, pay-per-view, stew uncut.
15:52Sure.
15:53I would love that.
15:54Hank, how much business can we write?
15:57Uncut stew.
15:59It'd be the last thing we ever put out.
16:01Why?
16:02Because that would be the end?
16:03Yeah.
16:05Oh, yeah.
16:06You've said some shit.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Am I allowed to put the Dave...
16:13More shit.
16:14All right, Hannah.
16:16Rams have historically struggled when facing the Eagles.
16:19They are 0-4 straight up over the last five seasons and 1-10 straight up and 2-9 against
16:24the spread dating back to 2005.
16:26Okay, boys, listen.
16:28Yes.
16:29Sometimes in life...
16:30Right.
16:30...you have to just say to yourself, I might be a sucker, but suckers sometimes win.
16:36And that's what I'm doing in this game.
16:38I might be a sucker.
16:39I'm taking the Rams minus three.
16:41That might be a really stupid play.
16:43I actually think it is the sucker play because we all saw...
16:46Well, it's 100% the sucker play.
16:48Okay.
16:48So, but sometimes the suckers have to win a couple times.
16:52They do.
16:52Otherwise, they won't keep coming back, right?
16:54Yeah.
16:54Suckers win 45% of the time.
16:56So, this is one of the 45%.
16:57That's my, that's my, that's my 45% on the sucker.
17:00There we go.
17:00Yeah.
17:00Sucker.
17:01Yeah.
17:01Yeah.
17:02I'm 40%.
17:02I'm less than a sucker.
17:0442%.
17:05I'm going to take the sucker pick.
17:06I am.
17:07I actually have been very good at not taking the sucker picks week to week in college and
17:12NFL.
17:13But every now and then, I just want to, it's like taking a warm bath.
17:16I just want to be like, hey, you know what?
17:18I saw the Eagles suck.
17:20The Rams, I think, are good.
17:21I'm just going to take the Rams.
17:22It's a sucker pick.
17:23I'm going to lose.
17:24But I'm going to enjoy watching the game.
17:27Jerry.
17:27I'm going to take the Eagles.
17:29I just, listen, the offensive line is very worrisome.
17:32I just don't see a world where they're that bad.
17:35Jalen Hurts didn't look good.
17:37Devontae Smith looks great.
17:38Barkley maybe lost a step.
17:40But, at home, a must-win game.
17:43McVay.
17:44Oh, it's must-win for the Rams.
17:46Why?
17:46Rams are one and two.
17:48Yeah, but they're a juggernaut.
17:50They're going to win 12 games this year.
17:51They're fine.
17:52They're fine.
17:52Eagles are in a little trouble.
17:54We'll get to that with the next game.
17:56But, I'm taking the Eagles here.
17:58I don't love it, but I'm going to take them in this spot at home.
18:02Coming off that loss to the Bears, they're definitely embarrassed.
18:05I'm going to take the Eagles.
18:07Stu.
18:10Primetime parley, King.
18:11Oh.
18:13Nine straight NFL primetime winners.
18:15Seven straight primetime parlays.
18:19God, am I great!
18:21I'm going to sit on my laurels and just how about everyone suck my fucking dick.
18:27I've got to use the Eagles here because there's no way they could even be competitive in this game.
18:32The Rams are, like, potentially the Super Bowl champions.
18:37Everybody's crowned them already.
18:39This line is way too big.
18:41This is a big game for the Eagles here.
18:44Love the Eagles plus the points here.
18:45Love them.
18:46It's an overlay.
18:47Everybody's like, Dan here.
18:49No, I know.
18:50I'm saying I'm an idiot.
18:52Dan here do.
18:52I'm, no, I'm.
18:54You're not an idiot.
18:55This is a sucker play.
18:56Your pimp is the sucker pimp.
18:57Right.
18:57But sometimes the suckers do win.
19:00Yes.
19:00And we just discussed it, 45%.
19:03So.
19:04Rico.
19:04I'm going to try to time it.
19:05Rico.
19:06You know what I'm trying to do, Stu?
19:07I'm trying to catch the falling knife.
19:09Woo!
19:10Nice.
19:10Woo!
19:11Nice.
19:13Makes me want to have a vagina.
19:14He kind of looks like a lesbian.
19:17Does he?
19:17Those glasses are lesbian glasses.
19:20Yeah, we love all people.
19:21Everybody can pick a winner.
19:22I didn't say it in a bad way.
19:23Exactly.
19:24I didn't say it in a bad way.
19:25Why'd you assume that?
19:25I love lesbians.
19:26I do, too.
19:27I love lesbians.
19:28Yeah.
19:30Subarus, Birkenstocks.
19:31Lesbians.
19:32How do you feel about lesbians?
19:34Okay.
19:34Cowboys.
19:35You like them, too?
19:35Yeah.
19:36Cowboys and Texans.
19:37Cowboys and Texans.
19:38Over-unders, 48 and a half.
19:39The Texans are minus 2 and a half.
19:41Stewart, I'll start with you.
19:44Texans opened 0-3 last year, made the playoffs.
19:47I guess they're opening 0-3 this year, making the playoffs.
19:51Their stand will be now to piss on the Cowboys.
19:53Oh.
19:54Cowboys are in trouble.
19:55They're in a lot of trouble.
19:56Where people touted them to have a good year,
19:59I don't know what they were watching.
20:00I don't see it.
20:01I don't feel it.
20:02It's never happening.
20:04Texans, for some reason, cannot get out of their own way
20:07to start the season.
20:08This is back-to-back 0-3 starts.
20:11That's crazy.
20:12With that lineup.
20:14That's psycho.
20:15That's psycho.
20:16They have a psycho defense.
20:17Yep.
20:17They have a shit offense.
20:19Mm-hmm.
20:19And they're very conservative.
20:21CJ Stroud explodes here.
20:23Play him in all your props.
20:25It's all Texans.
20:26Easy money.
20:27Hey, what's the stat here today?
20:29Jack Prescott is 6-0 to the over and 6-0 to the first half over
20:34against AFC opponents since the start of last season.
20:37Give it to me.
20:38Wow.
20:38First half over, over.
20:40Give it to me.
20:41Oh, damn it.
20:44Damn it.
20:44Do we have that on camera?
20:46That was amazing.
20:48I broke her fucking nose.
20:49I broke her fucking nose.
20:52But I'm taking it tonight to Jekyll and Hyde.
20:55Rico, what's the weather going to be like in Houston?
20:5883 degrees in that nice, expensive dome.
21:03Shout out, Dump.
21:04Shout out to Dome.
21:05Shout out, Dump.
21:0683.
21:06Get in Dome.
21:08Which is...
21:08Sorry, Hannah.
21:09Almost the amount of people that were at Jeff and Deuce's birthday party.
21:12I know.
21:12Take it easy.
21:13Sorry.
21:13It's okay.
21:14Eagles.
21:14I would never do that.
21:16I feel terrible.
21:17What are you doing?
21:17What are you about...
21:18Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. My toy up.
21:19Hey, can everyone shut up?
21:20It's Jerry's moment.
21:21I'm talking to my toys.
21:22I'm talking to her parents.
21:23I know, but Jerry's moment, okay?
21:25Listen.
21:26I don't do this often on the show.
21:28I mean, I don't do it often.
21:30This isn't immortal.
21:32This is a mega max.
21:34Mega max.
21:34I mean, this is a mega, mega, mega max.
21:37Mega max.
21:38Yes.
21:38When he sits cross-legged and puts his hands over his ears.
21:41Mega max.
21:43Both teams in a must-win here.
21:45Texans at home.
21:46The defense from the Texans has been off lately.
21:50The offense is horrible.
21:52The defense has not lived up to the hype.
21:54I'm taking the better quarterback here.
21:56They've been pretty good.
21:57Yeah, but they haven't been up top three, four.
22:00You know what I mean?
22:00Okay.
22:01I'm taking the Cowboys here.
22:02I'm taking the better quarterback.
22:04Listen.
22:05I said in the beginning of the year, I know it's early.
22:07The Cowboys come week eight, nine, ten.
22:10You're going to look up and you'll be like, oh, wow.
22:12This might be the team to beat in the NFC.
22:14I'm taking the Cowboys plus two and a half.
22:16I love it.
22:17Mega max play.
22:18Not my mortal.
22:19Mega max.
22:19Okay.
22:20So, I got the over first half and over in the game.
22:22You have the Texans.
22:25You have the Cowboys.
22:26Cowboys.
22:27All right.
22:27Next game.
22:28Great one.
22:29Broncos at 49ers.
22:30Broncos plus three.
22:31Over-under is 46 and a half.
22:33I will start with weather in Santa Clara on Sunday.
22:37Santa Clara, nice and beautiful.
22:3974 degrees and sunny.
22:41Nice.
22:42Good job, Rico.
22:45Hannah?
22:45The Broncos are 4-0 straight up with Ron Torbert officiating over the last four seasons.
22:51Oh, that's Stephen Chase's favorite ref.
22:53I need help here.
22:54What a nerd, by the way, to be like, this is my favorite ref.
22:57Who has favorite refs?
22:58Nobody.
22:59No, Stephen Chase.
23:00Yeah.
23:01It's fucking crazy.
23:02What's the Bucs record?
23:040-3.
23:040-3, yeah.
23:06Oh.
23:06Oh, Bosco curse.
23:07That's right.
23:08Bosco curse.
23:09He still hasn't said nothing to you.
23:11See?
23:11No, it actually got even worse because Bosco then talked to someone else like a child because
23:15Bosco is a massive hypocrite.
23:17And then Stephen said, why are you talking to someone like a child?
23:19And then ratioed him.
23:20Oh.
23:21So it's gotten more.
23:22So maybe the curse is done?
23:24No, no, no.
23:24I'm saying it's gotten more.
23:26Oh, deeper, deeper.
23:28Che ratioed Bosco.
23:31Oh.
23:32On Twitter.
23:32Yeah.
23:33And you definitely know that Bosco saw that and got it.
23:35I didn't see it.
23:36You saw it?
23:37Yeah.
23:37It's framed in Dan's house, so I saw it.
23:39I didn't see it.
23:40I would never let you over my house.
23:42That joke makes no sense.
23:44I'll check it out if it's there.
23:45Okay.
23:46When are we going?
23:47You are welcome.
23:49Absolutely.
23:49Yes, I'm so excited.
23:51I'm bringing some shit for the kids.
23:53No, you didn't like us.
23:54The gorillas.
23:55The gorillas coming out.
23:56You didn't like that I said that.
23:58Oh, I'm joking.
23:58You can come over, Bosco.
23:59I've actually invited you over.
24:01Yeah.
24:01I've actually said you could sleep over.
24:03What do you think about, uh...
24:04Year one.
24:05I did.
24:06I said you could sleep over.
24:06What do you think about being a close friend again?
24:08I would love to be a close friend again.
24:10All right.
24:10We're getting some less.
24:10No more secret dinners?
24:12What about the gram?
24:14What?
24:14The gram.
24:14It's been four or five years.
24:16What?
24:16Close friends.
24:17Grab a Coke?
24:18I took you off close friends?
24:19Rightfully so.
24:21Oh.
24:21I'm asking to get back in.
24:23That's a fair ask.
24:25That's a fair ask.
24:25That's a fair ask.
24:26I didn't even know.
24:27Bad for the, you know, company.
24:29This is why I love you, Bosco.
24:30This is why I can never quote you.
24:32The fact that you know, like, the date that I took you off close friends.
24:34Wow.
24:35I know the year.
24:36Bad year.
24:37Yeah, you were on drugs.
24:38Bad year.
24:38You were on drugs.
24:39Yeah, bad year.
24:40Bosco is back on close friends.
24:42Wow.
24:43Biden and Bosco.
24:43That's huge.
24:45It's massive.
24:46That's huge.
24:47Hold on, Bosco.
24:48I need to grab it.
24:48Shut up.
24:49Bosco's back on close friends.
24:51Oh, Bosco.
24:52I'm just never going to post anything on that again.
24:55Okay.
24:56Come on.
24:58Broncos 49ers.
24:59I respect it.
25:01Bosco, what's the weather?
25:02Uh, Carolina.
25:05No.
25:05Yeah, we were doing everything.
25:06What are we doing?
25:07Broncos.
25:08Well, yeah.
25:09Against two.
25:10Oh, did we do that?
25:11Yeah, we did it.
25:12Yeah, 74 and Sonny.
25:13All right.
25:13Hannah.
25:14Next game's in Vegas.
25:15The Broncos are 4-0 straight up with Ron Torbert officiating over the last four seasons.
25:20That's right.
25:21Then I said, Che, who the fuck is that?
25:24And then you said, and then you were like, Che, oh, and then Bosco said, oh, Boxer 0-3.
25:30Brain frog.
25:30That was brain frog.
25:31That was big brain frog.
25:32Big brain frog.
25:33Big brain frog.
25:34Ribbit, ribbit.
25:35I need help.
25:36I need help here.
25:36I love the Broncos in this game.
25:38Is he good?
25:39Is Bo Nix good?
25:40How does he keep winning like this?
25:42Watch the second half.
25:43Yeah.
25:44He's made big throws, yeah.
25:46I don't care.
25:46Did you watch him play?
25:48What do you mean, is he good?
25:49I can't get a read.
25:50I can't get a read on him.
25:51What do you think, he's Drake May?
25:53No.
25:53No, no.
25:54I think he's better than Drake May.
25:54No, no.
25:55I mean, Drake May's the worst quarterback in the NFL.
25:57Yeah, yeah.
25:57Biggest fraud ever.
25:59Biggest farce ever.
26:00Shut up, Hank!
26:02I like the Broncos so much.
26:03I'm taking the Broncos plus three.
26:04I'm also taking the Broncos team total over 22 and a half.
26:0749ers defense is bad.
26:0949ers offense, you cannot say anything bad about them.
26:12They are the best offense.
26:13They are incredible.
26:15They are non.
26:15They are just so, so good.
26:17They've had three negative or four negative plays all year.
26:21Incredible.
26:22Brock Purdy's playing that out of his mind.
26:24I just think the Broncos might be able to get one stop that the 49ers can't.
26:28So I'm taking the Broncos plus three and Broncos over 22 and a half.
26:32Stu?
26:34Hannah, are we ready?
26:35Yeah.
26:36I don't want to hit you square in the nose and break your fucking face.
26:39Whoa.
26:40It's okay.
26:41Nice job.
26:42Thank you so much.
26:45Boo-boo.
26:47Oh, that was gross.
26:48What do you mean I hit her in the face?
26:50I broke her fucking nose.
26:51She's bleeding profusely.
26:53If it wasn't paper.
26:55I banged her right here.
26:56The girl was, I don't know where she was.
26:58She was in La La Land.
26:59In TikTok land.
27:01Let me show my boobies.
27:03You know, Jesus Christ.
27:05You're on this show now.
27:07We don't care about your 10 million TikTok followers.
27:10That's fair.
27:11You're right.
27:11Actually, we do because that's why she's on this show.
27:13What do you mean?
27:14I don't care.
27:15He has a big brand.
27:15I just bumped Han- I just bumped Fran.
27:18No, no, no.
27:19We're not talking about it.
27:20I'm saying Hannah has a big-
27:21Fran!
27:22Is a big content creator.
27:23That is- that's good for the show.
27:26She's the greatest ever.
27:27Right, but that's good for the show.
27:29Of course it's good for the-
27:30Okay.
27:31We do care that she has-
27:33No, I'm being profaned.
27:34Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
27:35Why are you stepping on me?
27:35Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
27:37You don't have a relationship with her.
27:38I'm sorry.
27:39She came in your office and you farted in her face.
27:41She asked me to fart.
27:43You farted in her face.
27:45That did happen.
27:46Boss man.
27:46That did happen.
27:47That did happen.
27:48Boss man.
27:48I can't say anything about that.
27:49That did happen.
27:50What game are we using here?
27:51I love the Broncos over the 49ers, but let me tell you something right now.
27:55I would not be surprised if the 49ers smacked the Broncos.
27:58Broncos are a prolific second-half team.
28:02The key in this game will be, are they going to go down so bad in the first half-
28:06I agree.
28:06That they won't overcome their deficiencies and inadequacies in the first half.
28:11I think they'll have a big second half.
28:13I think they'll cover.
28:14I don't know if they'll win.
28:16Broncos.
28:16Broncos.
28:17Give her Broncos.
28:18Shattered Hannah!
28:19Oh, thanks.
28:20Jerry, what are you doing here?
28:21I do like the Broncos.
28:22I'm with you guys, but I think the Broncos' defense is going to come to play this game.
28:26I think this is a big under game.
28:28I think Purdy's going to struggle a little bit against that defense.
28:31And I don't think, you know, the Bo Nix can put up back-to-back 30-point games.
28:36So I'm going to take the under in this game.
28:38I actually love this game.
28:39Okay.
28:40Wait, you just said before that, you said I need help.
28:42Because I asked if Bo Nix is really good.
28:46I can't get a read on the guy.
28:48Jerry, I don't think we're ever going to get an answer to that.
28:50I can't get a read on him.
28:50That's the point.
28:51I don't think we're ever going to get an answer to that.
28:53Because, like, if he'll go a half, like, shit, and then he'll go a half.
28:56Yeah.
28:57I don't think...
28:57He's like Caleb Williams last year.
28:59Second half, Caleb closed like a motherfucker.
29:01But I think...
29:02So Bo would close him like a motherfucker.
29:03I think it's okay to just be like, we don't know about Bo, but I don't...
29:07It's not like a...
29:07I don't think he's bad.
29:08Right, right.
29:09Yeah.
29:09I have no problem betting on him.
29:11Yeah.
29:11If you ask me, like, is Bo Nix really good?
29:13I don't know.
29:13But that's kind of the fun about it.
29:15Yeah.
29:15That's true.
29:15That's kind of the fun.
29:16All right.
29:16When we come back, we've got two more games, and then our mortals.
29:24Ready to roll.
29:25Ready to roll.
29:26Ready to roll.
29:28Nine straight.
29:30Nine straight.
29:32Nine straight primetime NFL winners.
29:36Seven straight primetime NFL parlays.
29:40Absolutely unbelievable.
29:42Bears and under on Monday.
29:44Then Sunday and Thursday.
29:47Broncos and over.
29:49Falcons and over.
29:50And listen, listen, listen.
29:52Sunday night parlay.
29:54Sunday night parlay.
29:56I'm going to sweep the board.
29:59Side.
29:59Total parlay.
30:01Sunday night.
30:01Only 99, 99, 99.
30:04First Barstool Special of the year wins.
30:07Two and one.
30:08New York Giants over in the Jets' Lions.
30:12Two and one.
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30:26Three Best Bets.
30:2869.
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31:20It took me forever.
31:21Oh, yeah.
31:21It took me forever.
31:22I apologize for that.
31:23Shout out.
31:24And I got three.
31:25Yeah.
31:26Hank, you're at two?
31:28Three.
31:29Three?
31:29Oh, wow.
31:30No, Hank, you're at three.
31:33Okay, you're at three.
31:34Wow.
31:35That's a man of honor.
31:36When are we cashing in a lunch?
31:37A breakfast, lunch, dinner.
31:39Breakfast?
31:39It was breakfast.
31:42We'll do it.
31:43Yeah, we'll do it.
31:44Sometime in October?
31:44Yeah, maybe Wednesdays are tough because we do pick them and then we do...
31:48Well, you're here on Tuesdays, so I don't know.
31:50Oh, then you go right to...
31:51When do you get here on Tuesdays?
31:53One o'clock.
31:53All right, we'll figure it out.
31:54We'll figure it out.
31:55Maybe we'll do it.
31:55Maybe we'll do it Wednesday.
31:56Maybe we'll mush...
31:59Push...
31:59I said mush.
32:00Push, pick them.
32:00Mmm.
32:01We'll push, pick them, and we'll do a breakfast.
32:03Okay.
32:03That sound good?
32:04Yes.
32:05Okay.
32:06The 3-0 Chiefs.
32:08You like that?
32:08We're just making plans on the show?
32:10That's the show.
32:11I would like to be on pick them.
32:12Oh.
32:13I won't give any picks, but I can like to be on it.
32:15You would like to be on pick them.
32:17I'd like to be on pick them.
32:19That'd be great.
32:20You want to have them on?
32:21Yeah.
32:23Oh.
32:24Okay.
32:25From the bottom of my heart, thank you, because that hurt you.
32:27You died inside just now.
32:28Yeah.
32:29You hate me.
32:29You know that.
32:30That's not true.
32:31Oh, he hates all of us in this room.
32:33Performatively, I respect that you said I could come on and bit your tongue.
32:37That's the thing you...
32:38I love Rico!
32:39The thing you've got to understand about Rico is he kind of hates everyone.
32:43Of course.
32:44Can I talk to the riders one second?
32:45Yeah, please.
32:46Riders.
32:47Still keeps me going.
32:48I want you to do a go...
32:49Riders.
32:49Put it on SAP button.
32:51Hit your button.
32:52Riders.
32:53I would like you to open a GoFundMe account for Rico, because what he really needs, he doesn't
32:58need your help.
32:59He doesn't need you attacking people on social media.
33:01You know what he needs?
33:02Your money.
33:03Yeah.
33:03He needs your money.
33:04He does.
33:04He doesn't want to worry about his mortgage.
33:06He doesn't want to worry about his future.
33:08Riders, open a GoFundMe and put $50,000 in the account.
33:12I agree.
33:12Then, send it to Rico, and then I'll respect you.
33:15Otherwise, you're...
33:18Whoa, losers.
33:20No, you're pussies.
33:21No, no, you're pussies.
33:23You're big, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:26Behind the fucking burner.
33:28You're a big shot.
33:29How about open a GoFundMe for Rico, put $50,000 in it, send it to Rico, and then I'll respect
33:38you.
33:38Otherwise, I don't respect you.
33:41I'll match the $50,000.
33:43I'll match it.
33:44Okay.
33:45You put $50,000 in a GoFundMe, send to Rico, I'll send Rico $50,000.
33:49Okay.
33:50All right.
33:51No fucking way.
33:52Chiefs Raiders.
33:53Chiefs Raiders.
33:54Oh, no.
33:55Chiefs Raiders.
33:56Raiders plus four and a half at home.
33:583-0 Las Vegas Raiders versus the 3-0 Kansas City Chiefs.
34:02Can you believe it?
34:03This is the game of the week.
34:04The game of the week.
34:05Chiefs at Raiders.
34:07Raiders might be back.
34:08Chiefs we know are back.
34:09Over-under is 47 and a half.
34:11Bosco, I'll start with you, and then I'm going to say this right now.
34:14Hannah, what'd you go on stats last week?
34:17I'm like 11 and 6, I think.
34:18Okay, I'm taking whatever Hannah says in this game.
34:20That's what I'm doing.
34:21I don't know this game.
34:22I don't like this game.
34:23I keep being wrong about the Raiders.
34:25Whatever she says.
34:26Okay, Bosco.
34:2788 degrees in Vegas, but it is a dome, so nice and sunny.
34:3188, 88 like my pool that closes October 1st.
34:34Dome, 88 degrees.
34:35Closes October 1st.
34:37Is it stated 88 or did it?
34:38No, it's 88.
34:39That's tomorrow, right?
34:40Exactly.
34:40Not 89.
34:41That was disgusting.
34:42It was disgusting.
34:43Ugh.
34:44Sorry.
34:45Ugh.
34:45All right.
34:46We're referring to when the yak came to my house and the pool was 89.
34:49It was the grossest pool I've ever been in in my entire life.
34:53Yeah, you can't have that.
34:53And then everybody had the yak peed in my pool.
34:55It like boiled us.
34:56Yeah.
34:57It was fucking crazy.
34:5789 is too hot.
34:59Uh, Hannah, what's your pick?
35:02The Chiefs are 11 and 2 to the under in division games over the last three seasons,
35:07going under the total by 6.4 points per game.
35:10I love it.
35:10Under 47 and a half.
35:12Easy, easy, easy.
35:14Fuck.
35:14Jerry.
35:15Yeah, I'm not going to take the sucker play here because I think the sucker play is the
35:18Chiefs, you look at this game, you see, oh, Mahomes versus Kirk.
35:22Raiders are good.
35:24Raiders are a good football team.
35:25Kirk's been playing out of his mind.
35:27I think he leads the NFL in touchdowns.
35:29That might be a correct stat.
35:30I'm taking the Raiders plus four and a half at home.
35:32I think they come out to play.
35:34What happened?
35:35None of them.
35:36Oh.
35:36Yeah, Raiders.
35:36Stu got me.
35:37Stu got me.
35:37Raiders.
35:38I got big cat.
35:38Got me real good.
35:39And then I profess my love for Hannah again.
35:42Yeah.
35:42Like, I didn't even know.
35:43Why do you add the ER to everything?
35:45Hannah, you say.
35:46I come from Brooklyn.
35:47I'm not smart.
35:49Oh.
35:50Yeah, guerrilla.
35:50I have onset Alzheimer's, onset dementia, onset something, diarrhea, if you really want
35:56to know.
35:56Dementia.
35:57Dementia.
35:58Dementia.
35:58Don't make fun of me.
35:59I'm not.
36:00I just ask a question.
36:00Don't make fun of me.
36:01He'll fuck you up.
36:02I'm more with less.
36:03I'm not smart.
36:04Yeah, okay.
36:05That's a real strength.
36:05I'm just super funny and a great fuck.
36:07That's it.
36:08That's all I got in this world.
36:10And you pick winners.
36:11My dick, my balls, and my tongue.
36:13And you pick winners.
36:14And I pick winners like nine straight.
36:16Not on the show.
36:17Seven straight primetime parlays.
36:19Never on the show, but you pick winners.
36:20I did.
36:21We hit the Barstool special.
36:23Giants and over in Jets.
36:25Literally not on the show.
36:26Literally not on the show.
36:28That's not on this show.
36:29The Barstool special's not on this show.
36:31Well, how about the 70,000 I wrote last week because of the show.
36:34Sure as fuck is on this show.
36:36Cha-ching PayPal.
36:37Cha-ching Zell.
36:38You want to be me.
36:40All right, what's your biggest thing?
36:41You're dying to be me.
36:42You're on your knees begging to be me.
36:45You ain't me.
36:46Stu, you got to win.
36:47You're never going to be me.
36:48I'm going to fight for the little guy here.
36:50You got to win.
36:50Because you can't come here and say, I have not lost.
36:53You fight and I can't.
36:54You fight and I can't.
36:54You fight and I can't.
36:54I can't.
36:54Pay me and make your money.
36:56Pay me and save your money.
36:57The way it works is.
36:58I'm going to win on this show.
36:59You usually come in.
37:00I'm going to win on this show.
37:01Yes, you usually are good at mortals.
37:03You're good at winning.
37:04And you win.
37:05And then everyone's like, oh, OK.
37:06It's OK.
37:06But when you come here and you have a dogshit record and you haven't won a mortal.
37:10And you're like, well, guess what?
37:11All my other picks have won.
37:12No one likes that guy.
37:14You know who likes that guy?
37:15Who?
37:15My wife.
37:16Because my bank account is growing.
37:20Like my penis.
37:21That was a good one.
37:22All right.
37:237-3-10.
37:25OK, go.
37:26Pick.
37:27What game is this?
37:29I think the Chiefs, again.
37:31I only have one pizza in the hole.
37:32This is, I got to stay more locked in next year.
37:34I think the Chiefs, again, are performative.
37:36I don't think they're as good as their eye test.
37:39I think they're performing well.
37:42But the substance is not actually there.
37:45Who are they playing for?
37:46Brady Scramble.
37:47Brady Scramble.
37:48Brady's look great.
37:493-0.
37:50Who's their quarterback?
37:51Kirk.
37:51Kirk Cousins.
37:52Kirk Cousins is a great, great quarterback.
37:54He's playing amazing right now.
37:55How is Ashton Gentry doing running the ball?
37:57Not that great.
37:58He's not really that good.
37:59He could be a bust.
38:01I don't know what's going on with him.
38:02But who's their best defensive player?
38:03Max Crosby.
38:04Max Crosby is anchoring one of the most ferocious defenses on third down you've ever seen.
38:11It's all Raiders.
38:12It's all Raiders.
38:14It's all Raiders.
38:15He's right.
38:16Okay, last game.
38:18Sunday Night Football.
38:18I only look stupid.
38:20Sunday Night Football.
38:21I look stupid.
38:23Lions, Panthers.
38:24Panthers plus 3.5.
38:25I think it's the first time we've been on Sunday Night Football in like 10 years.
38:28Over under is 50.5.
38:30Yeah.
38:30Yeah.
38:31Rico, what's the weather going to be like in Carolina on Sunday?
38:34All right.
38:34So it's a night game, Carolina.
38:36It's going to be high humidity and 71 degrees with a 45% chance of rain.
38:42Okay.
38:42Oh!
38:45Wow.
38:46That went exactly like you thought it would.
38:48Yeah.
38:49Yeah.
38:49That was good.
38:50All right.
38:51No, no, no.
38:52It was good.
38:52That was good.
38:54He's wet.
38:55Cold?
38:56A little bit.
38:56A little cold?
38:57A little cold?
38:57Yeah.
38:58You look good in that shirt.
38:59Well, he's making women wet.
39:01So now he actually is wet.
39:04Shout out wet.
39:04Yeah.
39:05Shout out.
39:06Shout out Rico makes you wet.
39:08Now Rico makes you wet.
39:09Makes you wet.
39:11Dating back to last season, the Lions are 0-6 straight up and against the spread in their
39:15last six games after a straight up win.
39:19What do we got here?
39:20Oh, well, Stu, why don't you go ahead and get yourself out of the way?
39:23All right.
39:25Sunday night.
39:26Sunday night.
39:27Cy total.
39:28I'm the primetime king.
39:30Nine straight primetime winners.
39:34Thursday, Sunday, Monday.
39:36Thursday, Sunday, Monday.
39:38Thursday, Sunday, Monday.
39:39Can I ask a question?
39:40Yes, sir.
39:41You've won nine straight?
39:42Nine straight primetime winners.
39:43Why didn't you mention that?
39:44Seven straight primetime parlays.
39:46Seven straight primetime parlays.
39:48Bears and under.
39:49Monday.
39:50Sunday, Broncos and over.
39:52You can't break them.
39:53Thursday, Falcons and over.
39:55I am a robot.
39:56I only can say nine straight primetime parlays.
39:59When you start going with your promo, you can't stop.
40:01My penis is hard at steel and titanium.
40:04Have your wife sit on my penis.
40:07All right.
40:07Listen.
40:08Nine straight primetime winners.
40:10Seven straight primetime parlays.
40:13All I do is win.
40:14It's the hottest NFL streak ever.
40:16Sunday night.
40:17Five.
40:18Harder parlay.
40:18Only 19.
40:20I'm the man who's got the under 69 favor number.
40:2315, 15.
40:23I love you.
40:24Payday.
40:25Payday.
40:26You're going to win a friendly.
40:27Payday.
40:27Payday.
40:28I'm happy to win for three more.
40:29You have a payday.
40:30Payday.
40:30Payday.
40:312Fighter.com.
40:322Fighter.com.
40:332Fighter.com.
40:36I'm taking the over in this game.
40:37Over 50 and a half.
40:38A lot of points.
40:39Over 50 and a half.
40:40Yeah.
40:40Lions defense.
40:41They can't stop nobody.
40:42They can't stop nobody.
40:43Neither can Panthers.
40:44No.
40:45Neither can the Panthers.
40:46I think I'm with you.
40:47Okay.
40:47I think I'm with you.
40:48Okay.
40:48I'm going to take the over too.
40:50Sunday night.
40:50A lot of points.
40:52Stu, how many of you won in a row?
40:55Nine straight primetime winners.
40:57Seven straight primetime parlays.
40:59Monday night Bears and under.
41:01Sunday night was Broncos and over.
41:04Thursday night was Falcons and over.
41:06Nine.
41:07Nine straight primetime.
41:09Nine.
41:10Nine eight.
41:11Seven straight.
41:20When we come back, we have our mortals.
41:22Back right after this.
41:38For making me number one at Cameo.com.
41:43And listen, listen, listen.
41:44You book me now at Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
41:50Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
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42:01Who's doing great?
42:02Who's doing poorly?
42:03Who shocked the world with an unbelievable great or poor performance?
42:08How about a bachelor party?
42:10Going to Vegas.
42:11Going to Nashville.
42:12Going anywhere you want.
42:14I'll do the bachelor party.
42:16Make it perfect.
42:17How about you just got married?
42:18How about you having a baby?
42:20How about you want to announce your wedding party?
42:23It's your birthday.
42:24It's your anniversary.
42:26Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
42:30Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
42:32Let me make your dreams come true.
42:34Let me make a Cameo for you.
42:36Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
42:40You can't break him when he gets into his flow.
42:44I am so waiting for pancakes and omelet, my fruit, and like eight cups of coffee.
42:51It's going to be great.
42:52I have to poop immediately after I eat now.
42:55I'm averaging seven poops a day on this fucking shot.
42:58Oh, my God.
42:59Yeah, that's a lot.
42:59It is a lot.
43:00So you're not eating.
43:01A lot of poops.
43:01Not eating.
43:02No, no.
43:02A lot of poops.
43:03But light, light, though.
43:04No, I'm eating medium.
43:06Medium.
43:06I haven't gone to light yet.
43:08Medium.
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43:54I am dogshit at mortals.
43:56I need to win a mortal.
43:58I don't know why I keep losing all my mortals.
44:00I was up 11 points in the fourth quarter.
44:04Saints over Raiders.
44:06Me too.
44:06And it fell apart.
44:07Me too.
44:08So I'm going to go with someone that I actually trust.
44:10Someone I actually trust in my life.
44:13His name is Joe Kuhl.
44:15Joey Burr.
44:17Burr.
44:18Bengals.
44:18Big Burr.
44:19Minus two and a half.
44:20At home against the Jaguars.
44:22Listen.
44:22Jaguars look incredible.
44:24Outside of one bad quarter in Denver, they look like the best team in football.
44:28I think you're actually getting, though, a nice little discount because of that.
44:32And because the Bengals just lost to the Steelers.
44:34If you watch that game against the Steelers, those two special teams plays in the fourth
44:38quarter changed the course of that game.
44:40I think Burr played incredible.
44:42Yeah.
44:42The offense was incredible.
44:43Incredible.
44:44Incredible.
44:45Off the punt and a roughing the kicker.
44:48Yep.
44:48Both those changed the game.
44:50I'm going to take the Cincinnati Bengals minus two and a half of the Jaguars.
44:53Stu, what do you got?
44:540-3 on mortals so far.
44:56Yep.
44:57Started slow.
44:58That's tough.
44:58It's so bad.
44:59What are you?
45:00What are you, hot shot?
45:01I'm the mortal king.
45:02What are you?
45:02Two and one.
45:03Mortal king.
45:04I thought you were going to be bragging about being one and two.
45:06No.
45:08Go ahead.
45:09Finish.
45:09Does it hurt knowing he's doing what you do to us all the time?
45:14No.
45:14Oh, you're not.
45:15When your picks are dog shit, you go like eight and six in mortals, you're like, I'm the
45:21mortal king?
45:21That's my whole segment coming up.
45:22Yeah.
45:22Right now he's hitting 66%.
45:24Yeah.
45:25And we're hitting zero.
45:26Yeah.
45:27He's allowed to put his dick on the table.
45:29Like that.
45:30That's flag, 15 yards.
45:32Big cock.
45:33Big cock, JJ.
45:34No, definitely not.
45:35No, I wish.
45:36I've seen it.
45:36You haven't seen it?
45:37That cologne video, remember?
45:38I thought it looked like a Coke cake.
45:40No, he was rock hard in that one, too.
45:43It was long.
45:43It's not thick at all.
45:45Oh, it's long?
45:45It's like, I don't know.
45:46Cologne interviews?
45:47Like, uh...
45:48I think this is actually probably it.
45:51Maybe a little less.
45:51Yeah, I was going to say.
45:52Maybe like, yeah.
45:53Hold on.
45:53Let's do the top.
45:55Yep, there you go.
45:59Oh, come on.
46:01Yeah, yeah.
46:02That's fair.
46:03Yeah, like right there.
46:04Yeah, that's not bad.
46:05Well, you're chewing still.
46:07I don't want to see.
46:08I'm good.
46:08Yeah, I don't swing that way.
46:10When you do get dementia for real, you are going to start just...
46:12Oh, yeah.
46:13Like, that is going to...
46:14If I put my penis on his tape, people would go, I can't fucking believe he has a big penis.
46:17Yeah.
46:18That's what people are going to say.
46:19Yeah, you know they'd say it.
46:20That's exactly what...
46:21That's the only thing they do.
46:22Shout out, big penis.
46:23Ask your mother.
46:24All right, go.
46:27I'm going to use the Packers here.
46:29I don't know why.
46:29They look fucking terrible.
46:31The Bucs have not covered in like three years.
46:3412 straight.
46:3412 straight non-covers.
46:37Something wrong with that Buc team.
46:38They just gave the quarterback 151 million.
46:41It looks like a bad move here.
46:45I'm going to go Packers.
46:46Okay.
46:46Who and Love has to show up.
46:48I mean, on paper, they're a great team.
46:50Love Packers.
46:51Shout out, Rico.
46:53What's wrong with the Bucs?
46:54Shout out, Rico.
46:55Oh.
46:56Give him a little...
46:59Rico sprinkled his poison.
47:01Riders.
47:01Will you be in the cave?
47:03Sprinkled the poison on the Bucs.
47:05Cave on Sunday.
47:05Oh, hell yeah.
47:06You're back.
47:06Boss has been great in the cave.
47:07Let's go.
47:08Love that.
47:09Jerry.
47:09Is there any shot that we get the Riders to put up $50,000 in a GoFundMe for Rico?
47:15I honestly think he'd have to die, and even if he died, I don't think they would...
47:18Why?
47:19None of your Riders have millionaires, billionaires besides me?
47:24We have...
47:25Am I the richest?
47:26Two billionaires on the roll of that.
47:28Right.
47:28The Rapoli guy.
47:29I'm calling him up.
47:30Yeah, we don't say names.
47:31I'm calling him up.
47:32I'm asking for $50,000.
47:33Who's the other one?
47:35Two.
47:35Who's the second guy?
47:36Elon Musk.
47:37Shout out Elon.
47:38He's the Riders.
47:39Who?
47:40Dave Matthews.
47:40Oh.
47:41Oh.
47:41Dave who?
47:42Is that who's a billionaire?
47:44Dave Matthews?
47:44The Dave Matthews?
47:46Dave Matthews?
47:46I don't think he's a billionaire.
47:47Wow.
47:48All right.
47:48So those are my first two calls for Rapoli Matthews.
47:50Okay.
47:51$50,000.
47:51I might be able to write you half a million.
47:53I know.
47:53You were tight with me.
47:54Riders!
47:55Ride with me.
47:57Money talks, Riders.
47:58Not words, not harassment.
48:00Money.
48:02Who's going to open the GoFundMe?
48:04You, I think.
48:05Me?
48:06But would it go to me and I get taxed on it?
48:08I don't know.
48:09Can I open it under your name?
48:11No.
48:11You do that, I'll call the cops.
48:13Really?
48:13Yeah.
48:14What if I write you $50,000?
48:15I got enough tax problems.
48:17I don't need.
48:17What do you mean?
48:18You pay money on it.
48:19On debt?
48:20Yeah, I do.
48:21I do.
48:22No, but if you make $50,000, you'll pay like $20,000.
48:25I mean, just.
48:26All right, done.
48:28Mortal Kings is getting disrespected.
48:30Yeah, Mortal Kings is getting disrespected.
48:31Heist out.
48:31Heist out.
48:32Let's go.
48:32You know, for years on this show, I've been dog shit at mortals.
48:35I promised the people this year I'm going to be different.
48:37I'm going to be coming prepared.
48:38I'm going to win this year.
48:40Two and one.
48:4166%.
48:42For years, I've gotten disrespected.
48:44Shut up, you idiot.
48:46You suck.
48:47Your mortals suck.
48:48My whole card doesn't matter, okay?
48:50All the picks I gave you today, throw them out the window.
48:53Doesn't fucking matter.
48:54They're dog shit picks anyway.
48:56This is the pick.
48:58This is the mortal.
49:00Packers, Bucs, take the over.
49:03Take the over in this game.
49:05I'm going to be three and one.
49:07Come back next week.
49:08Same scenario.
49:09Whole card doesn't matter.
49:11Mortal.
49:12Packers, Bucs, over 39 and a half.
49:14Wow.
49:14Okay.
49:15Great show.
49:17Barstool Sports Advisors.
49:19I think we might be going for season of the year this year.
49:21It's been just banger show after break.
49:23Really good season.
49:23This one's a little different.
49:24Last week was just chaotic.
49:25This one, we were kind of all over the place, but I had some very, very good laughs.
49:29Hank, don't make it look good.
49:30Hank will make it look good.
49:31Thank you, Hanky.
49:32And he'll drop out when you said the slur.
49:34Hank, by the way, do you see every winning video, which I've had like 12 straight days
49:40with a winning video, how Aria eats.
49:42Martial Sports Advisors.
49:43Aria eats Hank.
49:43We will see you next week.
49:45He eats you.
49:45Hank.
49:46You see that when I scream, Hank.
49:49Hank, it's the greatest dog toy ever.
49:51Shout out dog toy Hank.
49:53See you next week.