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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back for super wild card weekend. We got the whole gang. We got Ashley, we got Hannah, we got Stu, we got Jerry, we got myself, and let's just start here, boys.
00:41Clean slate. Yeah. Listen, we're getting wild. It's wild card. Clean slate. You're looking at the board. There's no chalk. There's no erasing. It's perfect.
00:57What I did this year was bad. Doesn't matter. Can you win in the playoffs? All that matters. All that matters. I'm going to go undefeated this year in the playoffs.
01:06I hope you do. I've decided that I'm going to go undefeated in the playoffs. I hope you do. I mean, but listen, it would be remiss if we didn't start the show with something.
01:14Oh, okay. And this has to be started. Okay. I have given out the Barstool special 18 weeks, including last week where we didn't even have a show.
01:24Yeah. And I have either gone 2-1 or 3-0, 15 out of the 18 weeks. Give us the whole thing. Week one. Winner.
01:34I won week 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Then I went oops. Then I won week 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
01:41No, you just did. You did 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
01:45And then week 7 was oops. Okay. 7 was oops.
01:47Right. And then I won week 9, 10, 11.
01:51Oh, excuse me. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. I think I went oops.
01:5613, 14. And then I won 15, 16, 17. And last week I went 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0.
02:06So, I mean, that is unprecedented.
02:09Unprecedented.
02:09That's unbelievable. I remember in 2023 when I did the show, I won 10 straight 100 diamonds on Sunday night.
02:17That is when I was giving out all the games to Dave Portnoy and he didn't bet them, even though he was losing millions of dollars.
02:23You were betting them. You were betting them. Matter of fact, I told our CEO at the time, Erica, to quit her job.
02:30Because why don't you just bet $500,000 to $1 million on the games?
02:33And she quoted the tweet and put it out there.
02:37But it was right, Erica. You would have made $10 million betting with me.
02:41It's a bad time, Stu.
02:42So, 15.
02:43Bad timing.
02:44Bad timing, Stu.
02:46Company went under.
02:49Bankruptcy.
02:51Erica's company?
02:52It's bad timing.
02:53She should have, honestly, she should have just gone with you.
02:57At my games.
02:57Yeah, with you.
02:58Shout out, Erica.
02:59Shout out, Swiss.
03:01We're personal friends.
03:03Shout it out.
03:04Wait, what?
03:05Swiss.
03:06Oh, okay.
03:06You're personal friends.
03:07That's her new hubby.
03:08Yeah, yeah.
03:09That's her hubby.
03:10Yeah, yeah.
03:10If they ever had another child, she guaranteed, I'll name it Stu.
03:14Oh, okay.
03:14But tubes are tied, so it's never happened.
03:16Okay, all right.
03:17Shout out, Erica's tube's tied.
03:18All right, so anyway, I have won 15 of 18 weeks.
03:24Going 2-1 of 3-0.
03:25Had to be said.
03:26That is unprecedented.
03:27Had to be said.
03:28I mean, had to be said.
03:29Now, again, we don't...
03:31What the fuck are you drinking, Ryan?
03:34Are you drinking dirt?
03:36What the hell is that?
03:38What are you drinking?
03:39It's, it's, uh...
03:41You got a bottle of shit.
03:42It's orange.
03:43It's orange.
03:43Ugh.
03:45Dude.
03:46I just looked down.
03:47I was just like, this guy's drinking diarrhea.
03:49You sure are not.
03:50Taste it.
03:50No, I'm not tasting that diarrhea.
03:52You're not tasting it.
03:53Are you having a colonoscopy and putting it in there?
03:56Jerry, taste it.
03:56Let me taste it.
03:57Let me taste it.
03:58It's orange.
03:59It's orange.
03:59It's orange.
03:59It's got no alcohol, right?
04:00No.
04:01I hope not.
04:03Ryan's just getting fucked up in the middle of the day.
04:05It's rich.
04:06It's rich.
04:06It's rich.
04:06It's rich.
04:06It's rich.
04:07It's rich.
04:08It's rich.
04:10Oh, it's a lot.
04:12That's good.
04:12Yeah.
04:13It's good.
04:13Okay.
04:14That's good.
04:15Okay.
04:15Wow, what is that?
04:17Diarrhea.
04:17No, it's two orange sugar packets.
04:20Two orange sugar packets.
04:21It's watermelon energy.
04:24He hacked it.
04:24Wow, yeah.
04:25He hacked the system.
04:25Sorry, Stu.
04:26I didn't...
04:27No, no, no.
04:27It's okay.
04:28One of the camera guys is drinking diarrhea.
04:30No, no, no.
04:30I just saw it.
04:32I lost off.
04:32How does it make you feel?
04:33Great.
04:34It's good.
04:34It's very good.
04:35All right.
04:35Well, because you look like you're an anorexic, so I don't know what's good.
04:38I mean, I don't know.
04:38I mean, the wind blows, and you're fucking being whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
04:41You know, you're 40 pounds, so.
04:43Okay.
04:44Shout out anorexia.
04:45All right.
04:46So 15 of 18 weeks winning is unprecedented.
04:49I've never done it.
04:51Unprecedented.
04:51I've made people thousands, hundreds of thousands, and millions.
04:54Yep.
04:54Okay.
04:55So this week, I just want to say, there's not enough games for me to go 3-0, 3-0, 3-0.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Get ready to learn under, people.
05:01Stu's going to say, I don't really like this game.
05:03I'm coming with my one and only wild card playoff game of my career.
05:11Wow.
05:12You're going to give it out today?
05:13Wild card playoff game of my career.
05:16You're giving it out on the show?
05:17I'm giving it out on the show, and you can get it right now at StuFiner.com, StuFiner.com.
05:23Go there right now and pay me, because I've earned your money.
05:27Pay me, because I've earned your trust.
05:29Pay me, because I've earned your respect.
05:31Okay.
05:32That's number one.
05:33Oh, that was just one.
05:34I have several things.
05:35I mean, I have 30 minutes here.
05:36I'll try to count.
05:37Yeah, yeah.
05:37Go for it.
05:37I'll try to mush it to 10.
05:40I'm going to be 65 years old, January 31st.
05:45Okay.
05:45Next week, either Tuesday night or Wednesday night, I'm throwing the biggest fucking party
05:51for myself.
05:51I'm paying.
05:53I'm paying.
05:53Not you're paying.
05:54I'm paying.
05:55And we're going to eat somewhere.
05:57We're going to drink somewhere.
05:59And we're going to dance somewhere.
06:01So everybody, Barstool Chicago, you're all invited.
06:05Everybody in the state of Illinois, you're invited.
06:09Every surrounding state that touches Illinois, you're invited.
06:13Name them.
06:13Every, why embarrass me?
06:16Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
06:18I have no, I have no idea.
06:20Wisconsin, Indiana, Georgia, Siberia, Cog.
06:27I have no idea.
06:28Every country is invited.
06:30And then two weeks after that, on my actual birthday, January 31st, I'm throwing a banger,
06:36a banger in Manhattan.
06:39We're going to clubs, we're dancing.
06:41I'm drinking 10 Grey Goose martinis and seeing what's happening.
06:45Okay.
06:45Okay, so I'm getting it out of the way.
06:47Everyone's invited, on my dime, everywhere.
06:49So you're throwing two different birthday parties in different cities.
06:54I just want to explain something to you.
06:55That's some chick energy.
06:56I've cut out 99.9% of the people in my life because I just got no time for them.
07:03Right.
07:03And I don't want to hear people's problems.
07:04And everybody just complains.
07:06And in your 50s and 60s and 70s, your life sucks because your life has passed you by.
07:10You're not Stu Finder.
07:12You're not Dave Portnoy.
07:13You're not Barstool Big Cat.
07:14So you have a lot of regrets?
07:15I don't have time for regrets.
07:17Right.
07:17If you're not coming to me with positivity, I don't want to hear your fucking problems.
07:20Right.
07:21I've heard your problems my entire fucking life.
07:23Right.
07:23From my teens to my 20s to my 30s to my 40s to my 50s to my 60s.
07:28I've given you money.
07:30I've lent you money.
07:31And then when you couldn't pay me back, I said, I don't want the money.
07:35But I don't got to talk to that.
07:36Give us a name.
07:37Give us a name, yeah.
07:38Can't.
07:39One name.
07:39I'm not a rat.
07:40One name.
07:44Brian.
07:45Brian, you.
07:46Paul.
07:47Son of a bitch, Brian.
07:47Nick, you stumbit.
07:49That's a 40,000.
07:51Brian, Paul, and Nick.
07:52Because your wife fucked around on you.
07:54Because you never ate her ass.
07:56Wait, was that Brian, Paul, or Nick?
07:58It was Nick.
07:59Okay.
08:00Damn.
08:01All right.
08:01So my relationship with people here, even if I just see them in the hallway and I say
08:07hello, or if I'm head over heels in love with you, Hannah, or if it's anything, my relationship
08:16with Chicago, you are my family.
08:18I love that.
08:19This is my family, right?
08:21Okay.
08:21So I want to have a party and spend it with my family.
08:25I love that.
08:25Then in New York, I can have those hanger-ons and those scumbags, low-life pieces of shit.
08:31Brian Paul's mix.
08:32And I've seen in high school or in my 20s, 30s, coached their kids, and I hated them
08:37then, and I hated their kids then, and I hate their kids now.
08:40We should do a party here in the gymnasium.
08:43We could do that, too.
08:44That'd be incredible.
08:45If you want to do that.
08:46Dan, that'd be good.
08:47Let's go.
08:47Nope.
08:48Come on.
08:48Why?
08:49I'll get you two to play.
08:50I'm personal friends with Bob.
08:51Well, everybody will do Ubers.
08:52I'll get you two.
08:52All right.
08:53All right.
08:53All right.
08:54If you get you two to play in the gym, party's on.
08:56I can't do that.
08:57Okay.
08:58Thanks for calling me out again.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00Big Cat's name looks stupid.
09:01I'm sorry.
09:03Showing I'm full of shit.
09:05But anyway, so we're going to have two major parties.
09:08That's number one and number two.
09:10Okay.
09:10Okay.
09:11Then number three.
09:11Oh.
09:12I had the craziest fucking dream.
09:14Oh, this is good.
09:15No, no, no.
09:16I always want to hear about other dreams.
09:17I don't know if anyone's...
09:18I don't know.
09:18Okay.
09:18I'm going to wrap it up really quick.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21I had this craziest dream.
09:21I saw a video where Tom Hanks was doing an interview in 2003.
09:27And the interviewer all of a sudden squirted him with a water gun.
09:30Right in his fucking face.
09:31And he was really fucking pissed about it.
09:32Is this the dream or real?
09:33No, I saw that live.
09:35So then I went to sleep.
09:35And that night, I got in a fight with Dave Portnoy over...
09:38It was the weirdest thing.
09:39Me and Sandy are in his Miami fucking pad.
09:41Okay.
09:41Having dinner.
09:42And of course I'm flirting with his 25-year-old because who wouldn't?
09:44You know what I'm saying?
09:44Who wouldn't?
09:45Yeah, you're fucking sucking your dream.
09:46So he fucking...
09:47And we're snorting cocaine.
09:48Am I allowed to say it?
09:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:49Okay.
09:49We're snorting lines.
09:49And Dave always said he's going to snort me.
09:50And all four of us are fucking naked.
09:54We're naked.
09:54In the club.
09:55No, and it's the fucking kitchen.
09:56We're naked.
09:57Snorting coke.
09:58And then all of a sudden...
09:59Listen, listen.
10:00He's such a bitch.
10:01He got a bloody nose and he threw me and Sandy out.
10:03And he threw us out wearing no clothes.
10:05So then all of a sudden, I get angry.
10:06I immediately start tweeting.
10:08We're going to the wall with Dave Portnoy!
10:09And I make an announcement.
10:11It's SWG.
10:13SWG.
10:13You know what that is?
10:14No.
10:14No, you don't know.
10:14It's called Stewie Water Guns.
10:16So every...
10:16I call to order.
10:17Every world leader in this country.
10:19Everybody here.
10:19Every time you see Dave Portnoy, you squirt him in the face with a water gun.
10:21It was all the dream.
10:22Stewie Water Guns.
10:22And then I woke up.
10:23All right, so we're not doing that.
10:25I immediately had to go to the bathroom.
10:26Yeah.
10:26I don't know what...
10:27And I peed and that was it.
10:28But we're not shooting with water guns.
10:30No!
10:31It was a dream.
10:31All right, good, good, good.
10:32No, it was a dream.
10:33And you were naked.
10:34Me, Sandy, Dave, and his 25-year-old were naked.
10:38Okay.
10:38And can I say something right now?
10:39Yeah.
10:40My penis is bigger than Dave's.
10:41Oh, it was great.
10:42My penis is bigger than Dave's.
10:44Okay, great.
10:45We good?
10:46I have something else, but I won't.
10:47Oh, yeah, go ahead.
10:48No, no, no.
10:48Hank made me wrap it up, so now I'm stunned.
10:51Do it.
10:52Okay.
10:54I really had to pull your...
10:55Now, listen.
10:56Hank, don't fucking...
10:57Don't do this, because I was going to go, and now he fucking made me run.
11:01Don't do this, Hank.
11:01Okay.
11:02All right.
11:02All right.
11:03You're going to cut it?
11:03Why are you just cutting it?
11:04Oh, no.
11:05You can't cut it.
11:05It's second to last...
11:06Yeah, let's see what it is.
11:08Okay.
11:10I reached out to an agent, because I said to myself, I said to myself, why negotiate with
11:17Dan or Dave, who are two better negotiators with me?
11:21Yeah.
11:22I'm not a good negotiator.
11:23When I'm getting a contract, why...
11:25Like, if I had cancer, am I going to say, hey, Dan, help me with the cancer?
11:28No, you're going to say, go to a doctor.
11:30What?
11:30Let's say, if either of you two got a sexually transmitted disease or chlamydia, you're going
11:35to go to a doctor, right?
11:36If you got a brain tumor, where are you going?
11:38You're going to a doctor.
11:39So, if I'm negotiating for a $25 million contract, that's my number, right, by the way.
11:43Five mil.
11:44Five mil.
11:45Okay?
11:46I have an agent.
11:47The agent is going to do a forensic audit on me in general, how many views I get per day,
11:54how many people use my face per day, how many people use illegally my face to advertise
12:00products that I'm not involved with, that I'm not making money.
12:04Not saying Barstool does.
12:06I'm just not saying Barstool doesn't.
12:07And then, what we're going to do right now is we're going to see what my net worth is.
12:12But the first thing they said to me is, when I met the agent, okay, he said, would you leave
12:17Barstool?
12:18And I said, absolutely not.
12:20Wait.
12:21Wouldn't the question be, would you join Barstool?
12:22No, no, no, no, no.
12:24Because the way they wanted to do it is they want to shop me to other entities and then have
12:30a contract saying, well, if you don't do this, Stu's leaving.
12:33Got it.
12:33Then they said-
12:33That's a bad idea.
12:34Then I said, no.
12:36Okay.
12:36Then they said, would Dave allow you to take the show with you like he's allowed all these
12:42other people that have taken their-
12:43I'm like, absolutely he would, but I don't want to go.
12:47Okay.
12:48That's the bottom line.
12:48Okay.
12:49Okay.
12:49That's the bottom line.
12:50So I just want to-
12:51Then he said, Stu, we need you to do a live stream independent of everyone.
12:57You're better than everybody.
12:58Everybody would watch you for 10 hours on Saturday and Sunday, every night over anything.
13:03I said, I don't know if I want to work that hard.
13:05You better get me big money.
13:06Then he said, we need a podcast.
13:07I said, why do a podcast?
13:09The best podcast in the world is part of my take.
13:11The second best is spitting chicklets.
13:14The third best is chicks in the office.
13:17So then they said, well, what would your name be?
13:19I said, well, I guess it would be a part of my cum or spitting cum or dicks in the office.
13:27Okay.
13:27You know what I'm saying?
13:28I mean, you have Big Cat and Whitney, you have UNPFT, and then you have Fran and Rio.
13:32He's running out of gas.
13:33Three best.
13:34Running out of gas.
13:35I said, you better get me $25 million, $5 million a year.
13:39He said, I'm going to.
13:41So I just want to say, we don't need to negotiate no more.
13:43Great.
13:44My agent will be calling you.
13:45Oh, great.
13:45Perfect.
13:46That's the bottom line.
13:47Old business done.
13:48Ready to roll.
13:49You got a little-
13:51I got cum in the middle of my mouth.
13:52Yeah.
13:53What's the agent's name?
13:55What agency?
13:56It's Jimmy Sexton's assistant's cousin.
14:02Okay.
14:02All right.
14:03Nice.
14:04Nice.
14:04I look forward to these contracts.
14:06That's all I got to say.
14:07All right.
14:07Let's get to some picks.
14:08This is a gambling show, after all.
14:09Super wild card weekend.
14:12Clean slate.
14:14Let's go perfect.
14:15Let's start with Rams and Panthers.
14:17Saturday afternoon, the Panthers are 10.5-point underdogs.
14:22The over-unders, 46.5.
14:24The Carolina Panthers got into the playoffs because the Atlanta Falcons beat the New Orleans
14:29Saints, the saddest division in the world.
14:32Ashley, I'll start with you and the weather.
14:34In North Carolina, it's going to be 70 degrees with rain.
14:37Rain.
14:38Ooh, I think last time they played was rain.
14:40Hannah.
14:41This season, Carolina is 8-0 against the spread after a straight-up loss, covering the spread
14:46by 10.4 points per game, the most wins without a loss against the spread for any team this
14:51season.
14:51This one confuses me, folks, because I think they're begging you to take the Panthers.
14:57Panthers, 10.5 in a playoff game, 10.5, that's a lot of points.
15:05Panthers shouldn't even be there, to be honest.
15:06But they are a trash team.
15:08All right, so, Stu, tell us first.
15:09Under?
15:11I mean, obviously, you have two elite teams playing right now in the NFL.
15:16Yeah.
15:16Okay, only two.
15:17Who?
15:18You have the Seattle Seahawks, and you have the LA Rams.
15:21Okay.
15:21Everyone else is far and below them.
15:23For the AFC to win the Super Bowl this year would be an anomaly, because they just don't
15:29match up.
15:30You saw Seattle destroy San Francisco.
15:32They took them apart.
15:34They barely even could score in a key game at home that would have given them the no-one
15:38seed and a bye, and Frisco couldn't do anything.
15:42So, Seattle is elite.
15:43Even if Sam Donald falls on his head, turns over the ball 10 times, it doesn't matter,
15:48because you can't score on that defense.
15:49Right.
15:50That defense is 10 times better than the Houston Texans' defense.
15:53I just want to say that right now.
15:56So, if it plays to form, where I'm not going to commit to who I'm using in the game because
16:01I've got to sell it, and people are going to, you know, millions of dollars are going to
16:03be on my opinion on the game.
16:04How many picks are you going to give us today?
16:06I don't know.
16:07The Rams could absolutely blow out the Panthers.
16:10Okay.
16:11God forbid the Panthers turn over the ball.
16:14This game could be like 45-0.
16:16Yeah.
16:16Now, if the Panthers are going to spring the upset, Bryce Young has to not turn over the
16:23ball, and they have to be able to run the ball.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:26Okay?
16:27If the Rams put pressure on Bryce Young, the game's over.
16:30Yep.
16:30Okay.
16:30I think the Panthers know they cannot allow.
16:35The Rams can go up and down the field for 500 yards.
16:38They just cannot allow touchdowns.
16:40Right.
16:40The Rams will be able to hold the Panthers under any circumstance, not scoring touchdowns.
16:46I think this is a very good play under, under, under, under, under.
16:50Oh, okay.
16:50This is not coming.
16:51Great job.
16:51Great job handicapping.
16:52Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
16:54Shout out under!
16:55Jerry.
16:56Listen, my gut initially was like 10 and a half at home.
16:59This is all Panthers.
17:01But no, it's not.
17:02Same!
17:02This is a rout.
17:03This is a rout.
17:04The rain's not bothering me.
17:06Devontae Adams back.
17:07Who's covering both these wide receivers?
17:10Nobody.
17:11Nobody.
17:11And the Rams' D-line's going to eat Bryce Young up.
17:13He'll turn the ball over probably two times.
17:16They just can't match up with this team.
17:17They don't have enough weapons.
17:19Their defense isn't good enough.
17:20No defense is really good enough to really stop the Rams.
17:23I'm going to take the Rams.
17:23Minus 10 and a half.
17:24I agree, Jerry.
17:25That's exactly how I thought about this game.
17:27I was like, oh my God, this is Panthers.
17:29Easy.
17:29Plus 10 and a half.
17:30Do it.
17:31Do it.
17:31Do it.
17:31No.
17:32No.
17:32Rams.
17:33Rams minus 10 and a half.
17:34I know it's a big line.
17:35You're on the road.
17:36All that shit.
17:37I think they kill them.
17:38I think they kill them.
17:39Especially because they lost to them earlier.
17:41I think that helps the Rams, not the Panthers.
17:43Yeah, for sure.
17:44Oh, yeah.
17:44The fact that the Rams know, hey, we lost this game.
17:46Had the Panthers outright over the Rams.
17:48Shout out me.
17:49You did.
17:49You did.
17:49You did.
17:50Shout out me.
17:50You did.
17:51Okay.
17:51Now, can we also say just quickly, Puka Nakua is making a case for the best receiver ever?
17:56He's very good.
17:56Not this year.
17:57He's very good.
17:58Ever.
17:58He's very good.
17:59Okay.
17:59Okay.
18:00Yeah.
18:00Saturday night.
18:01Packers at Bears.
18:03Oh, boy.
18:04Am I nervous about this game.
18:05Over-unders 45 and a half.
18:06Bears are plus one and a half.
18:07I think I'm going to go to this game.
18:09You better go to this game.
18:10I haven't decided yet.
18:11What do you mean?
18:11You have to.
18:12You have to.
18:13What?
18:14Can I go to Steelers playoff game?
18:16Monday night?
18:18You're already taking.
18:19Fair.
18:20Fair.
18:21Fair.
18:21You earned it.
18:23I'm not going to.
18:23You earned it.
18:24I haven't earned a Steelers playoff game.
18:26You're right.
18:26You earned it.
18:27I would like you at the game, actually.
18:30I'll cover the stream.
18:31I'm going to handle it.
18:34I'll handle it.
18:35I'll be on the stream.
18:37I'll handle it.
18:39Monday night.
18:40That was a very funny slip up right there.
18:43If you do a mincey Monday night.
18:45Especially given the conversations we had right before this.
18:47I'll handle it.
18:48I'm going to.
18:49We had a lot of conversations before this.
18:51I'm going to.
18:51Doing the things we don't want to do, but having to do them.
18:54Fair.
18:54Can I say something?
18:57Jersey Jerry has so much mincey in him.
19:01You have no idea.
19:02He is that manipulative lowlife scumbag.
19:07Part of him that mincey is like.
19:09There's nothing really redeeming and likable about mincey.
19:12There's 90% likability about Jerry.
19:14But the 10% you don't like about Jerry is Ben Mintz.
19:17Yeah.
19:17Okay.
19:17It's a Ben Mintz.
19:18And I'm not.
19:19Am I being gut level?
19:20No, no.
19:20You're being gut level.
19:21Am I spot on with that?
19:22You're spot on.
19:23Am I being.
19:23Spot on.
19:24Yes.
19:24Spot on gut level.
19:25Fair.
19:25Spot on gut level.
19:26All right.
19:26Shut up for being real, Jersey.
19:28Love you.
19:29Ashley, what do you got?
19:30In Chicago, it's going to be 34 degrees chance of snow.
19:34Chance of snow.
19:34Love it.
19:35Love it.
19:35Hannah.
19:36Teams to play on their second consecutive road game or later in the playoffs are 32 and
19:4062 straight up over the last 20 years, including 25 and 53 straight up when they are listed
19:45as underdogs.
19:46Ooh, that's against the Packers.
19:47Although the Packers did rest starters week 18.
19:49Guys, I'm very nervous about this game because it's a true coin flip game.
19:55I really believe that.
19:57I think this is, I mean, we've played twice this year.
19:59Both games came down to the last possession.
20:01I think the last four times the Packers and Bears have played, it is two and two and all
20:08four of the games came down to the last possession of the game.
20:12It's crazy.
20:13We had a block field goal in Chicago last year.
20:15We had a made field goal in Lambeau last year.
20:17We had the Caleb Williams interception earlier this year.
20:20Then we had the Caleb Williams, the DJ Moore touchdown later this year.
20:23So two and two.
20:24I think they've scored the exact same amount of points and all four games have come down
20:28to the last play of the game.
20:30I'm taking the Bears plus one and a half, obviously, but I am nervous.
20:36I am nervous.
20:37Jerry.
20:38Listen, I'll say this.
20:41Josh Jacobs hasn't done a thing this year.
20:44I don't expect him to do anything in this game.
20:45Well, he did rest, so.
20:47Well, he hasn't really done much this year.
20:50I don't see a world where the Packers go into Soldier Field and put up more than 21 points
20:56on this Bears defense this week.
20:58I don't.
20:58I don't.
20:59You know our defense sucks.
21:00No, no.
21:00But so does the Packers defense.
21:01But listen, the defensive line has been showing life.
21:05They've been showing a little bit of life on the Bears' side.
21:07Yes, they have.
21:09They've been.
21:09They've been solid.
21:11What game?
21:12The Lions game.
21:14They were pretty fucking solid.
21:15Lions played all their.
21:16We had a couple sacks.
21:17We had.
21:17We had.
21:17They played all their starters.
21:19But the Niners game was.
21:20But that's a shootout, though.
21:22But we had no pass rush.
21:23Okay.
21:24Yeah, but that's a shootout.
21:24You know you're going into that game.
21:26Defense doesn't matter.
21:26That's a shootout type of game.
21:27Okay.
21:27Listen.
21:28Shootout.
21:28My X factor in this game.
21:30This.
21:30I'm not.
21:30There's no such thing as you can't take this.
21:32But I think the X factor in this game right here.
21:36Nashawn Wright.
21:38Nashawn Wright.
21:39Is that his name?
21:39How do you pronounce the name?
21:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:41But what are you about to say about him?
21:44Listen.
21:45Jordan Love in these spots.
21:47Okay.
21:47Do you think he's a good cornerback?
21:49Nashawn Wright?
21:50Yeah.
21:50I think he's tall.
21:51I think he's lanky.
21:52I think he has size.
21:54I think he's going to have two batted balls.
21:56And I think he's going to have an interception this game.
21:59Okay, because I love him.
22:00He's played great this year in terms of takeaways.
22:02Yes.
22:02He's burnt toast in coverage.
22:03Listen.
22:04Christian Watson is going to be locked the fuck down this game.
22:08He ain't doing a fucking thing this game.
22:10Okay.
22:11Romeo Dobbs, what are you doing?
22:13Nothing.
22:14Okay.
22:15Zero.
22:15Nilch.
22:16This is all bears to me.
22:18I think it's zilch.
22:19Zilch.
22:19Is it zilch or zilch?
22:21Zilch.
22:21I said zilch.
22:22You said nilch.
22:23I said zilch with a Z.
22:24Let me see.
22:25We'll run it back.
22:26Zero.
22:27Nilch.
22:29Nilch.
22:29I said zilch, okay?
22:31This is all bears.
22:32This is bears by a touchdown.
22:34I mean, the real.
22:35I'm telling you right now.
22:37Right is not who you.
22:38Kyler Gordon.
22:39If Kyler Gordon can play in this game, I feel a lot more confident about the Bears.
22:42Come back to this tweet.
22:43Come back to this segment.
22:45Two batted balls and a pick.
22:47And a pick.
22:48Deshaun Wright.
22:48Remember the name.
22:49Remember the name.
22:50Remember the name.
22:51That's my X factor this game.
22:52Okay, so what's your pick?
22:53Bears.
22:53Bears.
22:53Let's go.
22:54I love the Bears.
22:54Stu.
22:55I think Stu's likes the Packers.
22:57I mean, the line is telling you the Bears have no prayer at this game.
23:00They have no shot.
23:01They shouldn't even show up.
23:02I mean, Jordan Love is elite right now in the playoffs when he's had his back against the wall.
23:08And it has a healthy team.
23:10If he had a healthy team this year, it would be Seahawks, Rams, and Packers.
23:15Three teams that are the odds-on favorite to win the Super Bowl.
23:18Obviously, the Packers have insane, inhuman, unprecedented injuries.
23:23Every side of the ball.
23:25Incredible.
23:26Only team to be injured this year.
23:28So, Jordan.
23:28That's one fact.
23:29Jordan Love.
23:29The only team that had injuries.
23:32Insane injuries to key players.
23:33The only team that had injuries.
23:35They have seven starters.
23:36I understand.
23:36I said that.
23:37We're agreeing.
23:38There's 22 starters.
23:39There's no other team that's had injuries.
23:40No, no, no.
23:40The sarcasm is spitting in my face.
23:43He's spitting on me.
23:44He's too good.
23:44He's too good.
23:45He's Stu.
23:45You're as if you're a Nazi.
23:46I'm a Jew.
23:47I am a Jew.
23:48You're a Jew.
23:49It doesn't make sense.
23:49He's a Stu.
23:50Stop.
23:51Jordan Love.
23:52Jordan Love.
23:53Jordan Love.
23:53Jordan Love.
23:53Jordan Love.
23:54If you get playoff Jordan Love, I mean.
23:57We're in trouble.
23:58The Bears are not scoring.
23:59They're not scoring.
24:01They're not scoring.
24:03Stop saying.
24:04If the Bears defense comes to play.
24:06Because there's nothing to do with Caleb Williams.
24:08Has nothing to do with Ben Johnson.
24:10Has nothing to do with the Bears running game.
24:12Has nothing to do with the Bears offensive line.
24:14This is all the monsters of the midway.
24:17It's all about the Bears defense.
24:19Can the Bears defense stand on their fucking head and sack Jordan fucking Love and put him
24:25on the fucking sideline with an injury because he's not playing healthy.
24:29Then the Bears win.
24:31But regardless, this game goes under, under, under.
24:36There's no points scored in this game.
24:38Under.
24:39You can take a piss.
24:40You can take two poopies.
24:42You can make franks and blankets.
24:44You can make bagel bites.
24:46You can make a rib roast.
24:47Because you're not going to miss anything.
24:49There won't be any points scored.
24:51Okay.
24:51I think the Bears are going to win.
24:54It's just, I'm so nervous.
24:55You're praying.
24:56It's everything.
24:56It's everything.
24:57You're praying.
24:58Sunday.
24:58We'll take a break after this next game.
25:00Bills and Jags.
25:01Jags are plus one and a half.
25:03Over, under is 52 and a half.
25:05I'll start with you, Ashley.
25:07In Jacksonville, it's going to be 63 degrees with a chance of rain.
25:11Hannah?
25:12Josh Allen is 0-4 straight up and against the spread.
25:15And Buffalo has lost eight consecutive playoff games outright on the road.
25:19Their last win came back in 1993.
25:21I hate this game.
25:22Wow.
25:23I hate this game.
25:24I mean, this game.
25:25Because I think, like, here's, let's talk it out for a second.
25:28Let's go.
25:28Share gut level.
25:29I think the Jags are a better team than the Bills.
25:31Much better.
25:32They are.
25:32Much better.
25:33And I want to take the Jags.
25:36Prolific offense, underrated the entire year.
25:38And all they've done, Liam Cohen, and all they've done is just flourish.
25:42But, with that said, if Josh Allen decides to be Superman, which he is very capable of doing
25:49and has done in the playoffs before, the Bills win easy.
25:54That's where I'm scared.
25:55Will Josh Allen be Superman in this game?
25:58Can we agree this is probably the worst Bills team led by Josh Allen we've seen in the playoffs?
26:03Absolutely.
26:04Not even a question.
26:05I think probably the first year, maybe.
26:07But, yeah, yeah.
26:07They were not solid.
26:09People just didn't know how great they were.
26:11That's fair.
26:13Who's up?
26:14I'm taking the Jags.
26:15Only because I think the public is going to smash the Bills.
26:22I think they see that spread.
26:23Minus one and a half.
26:24Nobody believes in the Jags.
26:25They're never talked about in the media.
26:27They're like, oh, the Jags, yeah, they're a good team.
26:29So what?
26:29Nobody talks about them.
26:31The Jags are fucking good.
26:32They're really fucking good.
26:33Trevor Lawrence is playing at an elite level.
26:38This is a chance for him to give a big fuck you to everybody in the media.
26:43I'm going to take the Jags.
26:44Okay.
26:45Josh Allen does scare me, though.
26:46Stu, you like the under?
26:48Well, I mean, first of all, there's two lines that fucking stink like poopy.
26:54Like a loose poopy.
26:56Like a hot molten poopy.
26:59First of all, it's this game.
27:01How are the Bills a favorite in Jacksonville?
27:05What did Hannah just say?
27:07They've lost eight straight road playoff games.
27:10What did Hannah just say?
27:12Yeah.
27:12All the stats are against Buffalo here.
27:15Jacksonville's playing incredible.
27:16All they do is cover every single number.
27:18Sounds like poopy.
27:19Trevor Lawrence is having an elite year.
27:22How is Jacksonville, from the odds maker's standpoint,
27:26not strong enough to be a favorite and a prohibitive favorite?
27:29I made Jacksonville in this game five and a half.
27:33Wow.
27:33I'm off by seven points.
27:35Wow.
27:36How is that?
27:36Seven points?
27:38Wow.
27:38How can they make Jacksonville a one and a half point underdog?
27:42I think the odds makers, and I disagree, and the numbers show it right now,
27:46and all the offshore money shows it, direct opposite.
27:49Really?
27:49Everyone is on Jacksonville.
27:51Really?
27:52Everyone is on Jacksonville.
27:54Rightfully so.
27:55They're a better team.
27:56They're a much better team.
27:57They had a better season.
27:58Trevor Lawrence right now is the hottest quarterback in the NFL.
28:02He's number one.
28:03He's better than everybody.
28:05And they can't be our favorite at home in a playoff game after Buffalo,
28:11just like you said, had a subpar year.
28:13I think the line is showing you the Jaguars can't win this game.
28:19But, of course, this is a game-time decision.
28:21And, again, Big Cat, you're right.
28:23Under, under, under, under.
28:25Love the under in this game.
28:26I don't know how.
28:27Bills will just run the ball, run the ball, run the ball, run the ball, run the ball, run the ball, run the ball.
28:32Jacksonville is going to have to bend but not break.
28:34They're going to have to hold the Bills to field goals instead of touchdowns.
28:37Under, under, under, under, under.
28:40I'm going to back my guy.
28:41I'm going to take the Bills minus one and a half.
28:43If I don't like it, but it also makes me think I do like it because I don't like it, if that makes any sense.
28:48I, I, I, I see this and I say, Jags, what the hell?
28:52This is, he is stealing plus one and a half.
28:55Josh Allen, Superman.
28:56Superman, Josh Allen.
28:58The run starts now.
28:59Bills minus one and a half.
29:00Okay, we're going to take a break.
29:01When we come back, we have three more games.
29:03Then we'll get to our mortals.
29:05Back right after this, Barstool Sports Advisors.
29:07Let's get wild.
29:17Let's get wild.
29:18Let's get wild.
29:20NFL wild card playoffs.
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31:35So here's what we're doing.
31:36We have three more games, and we're going to mix in our mortals.
31:39If your mortal comes up, you say you're mortal.
31:4349ers and Eagles.
31:4449ers and Eagles.
31:45The over-under is 44 and a half.
31:47The line is plus 4 and a half for the 49ers.
31:52Hannah, I'll start with you.
31:54Brock Purdy has made 51 career starts in the NFL.
31:57He has been an underdog just four times.
32:00The 49ers are 0-4 straight up and against the spread in those games,
32:03failing to cover the spread by 12.3 points per game.
32:06That would have been the best stat of all time.
32:08That was an incredible stat.
32:09That's an incredible stat.
32:11Holy shit.
32:11That's an incredible stat.
32:12I've missed doing this for a couple of weeks.
32:14Ashley.
32:15In Philadelphia, it's going to be 45 degrees with a chance of rain.
32:19Is it raining everywhere in the world?
32:21It's raining.
32:21There's too much rain.
32:22There's too much rain.
32:23But I thought when it rains on the East Coast, it doesn't rain on the West Coast.
32:26Yeah, that's true.
32:28That's exactly how weather works.
32:31Whoa.
32:31Daisy.
32:32Jerry.
32:34Yes.
32:34Go.
32:36This is my I don't know game.
32:38This is your I don't know game?
32:39Yeah, this is my, like, Will Compton pro football football show brain dead moment.
32:43Like, I don't – this – I want to take the Eagles because the 49ers can't sack the quarterback.
32:49But then I look at the 49ers and I'm like, they got weapons all over.
32:55Shanahan, four and a half is a ton of points.
33:00I'll take the four and a half.
33:01I don't love it, though.
33:02I'm going to take the four and a half.
33:04I think it's a field goal game.
33:05Okay.
33:06You like that?
33:07I don't love it.
33:08You don't love it?
33:09No, I don't love it.
33:10I don't.
33:10I just – I think the Eagles are fucking good.
33:12They are good.
33:13Their defense is good.
33:14Good, and their fucking offense can move the ball.
33:17I don't know.
33:18This is a tough game to pick.
33:20Stu.
33:25Let me say something right now.
33:28The Super Bowl champion, Philadelphia Eagles, have been neglected, disparaged, shamed, beat down by the public and the odds makers all year.
33:43They're like, we don't see anything, Jalen Hurts.
33:47Hey, where's your O-line?
33:49Where's all MVP last year, Saquon Barclay, been?
33:54Where's their defense been?
33:57Well, it shows up here.
33:59It shows up now.
34:01And it shows up in a big fucking way.
34:03And the wave and the energy and the intensity and the performance that the Philadelphia Eagles – mind you, open your fucking ears out there!
34:15The world champion, defending world champion, Super Bowl champion, Philadelphia Eagles are going to show up in such a big fucking way here.
34:24First of all, shout out Mr. Big.
34:27I'm not allowed to say his name.
34:28Yeah, yeah.
34:28Let's go.
34:29Good job.
34:29Okay, that's who he's shouting out.
34:33Mr. Big.
34:35Shout out Saquon Barclay, who is a personal friend of me, Sandy, and my family.
34:41Shout out Nick Sirianni.
34:45Oh.
34:45Shout out Nick, I love you.
34:47Shout out Big Dom.
34:49I've hung out with you, Big Dom.
34:50We've been in a golf cart together.
34:52We've shared Gut Level.
34:54We've shared Angela's Pizza.
34:56We've shared their sub.
34:58We've shared family stories.
35:00And you've told me how much you love me and I love you.
35:04Shout out the Philadelphia Eagles, who are going to piss all over the San Francisco 49ers.
35:09Can I break this game down for a couple of seconds?
35:11Oh, yeah.
35:11I made this game.
35:13Pick them.
35:14Pick them.
35:15Pick them.
35:16Pick them.
35:17And all of a sudden, they opened the game two and a half, and in one second, the game
35:22went to Eagles three and a half.
35:23And then, an hour later, it went to four and a half.
35:27But 75% of the money worldwide, shops, suckers, public, it's all on the Niners.
35:34It's all on the Niners.
35:36They still don't believe that the Niners suck dick, because they look at their record.
35:40They look at their schedule.
35:40Yeah, they've cut a couple of snafus lately, and the Seahawks pretty much exposed them.
35:45They didn't expose the Niners.
35:47They exposed the fucking injuries the Niners have had.
35:51They're not the Niners.
35:52They can't rush the passer.
35:53They can't stop anyone.
35:55And if they can't score, they're dead.
35:58My mortal for the show, my wild card mortal, as of the filming of this show,
36:05filled out the Eagles, let's go Seaguan, let's go Seaguan, let's go Seaguan, Barkley.
36:11Barkley has an issue.
36:12This is your mortal.
36:13And it's my mortal.
36:14It's your mortal.
36:15Seaguan runs wild.
36:16Three touchdowns, 300 yards.
36:19It's crazy.
36:20Okay, my mortal's in this game, too.
36:22Mm.
36:23And here's a little thing I know about myself.
36:27When I see a game, and I love the under, you can almost guarantee it goes over.
36:35And that is why this number's actually dropped.
36:37I think it opened at 46 and a half.
36:39It's gone all the way down to 44 and a half.
36:40Everyone's hitting the under.
36:42The Eagles' offense is dog shit.
36:45The Eagles' defense is very good.
36:47I'm going over 44 and a half for my mortal.
36:51I think that the 49ers can score on anyone, except maybe the Seahawks, but they know each other.
36:57And I think the Eagles' offense is going to have an explosion in this game.
37:01I think the Eagles' offense is going to show up, show out, and they are going to do dirty, nasty work to the 49ers' defense.
37:09I'm talking nasty.
37:11Nasty boys.
37:12They're going to get nasty on it.
37:13Anal?
37:14What?
37:15Anal?
37:16Anal.
37:17Anal.
37:17Cock in face.
37:20Eyeball.
37:21Ears.
37:21Skull fuck.
37:22Nose.
37:22Skull fuck.
37:23Skull fuck.
37:25Foot shit.
37:26Foot shit.
37:26Have you seen the TikTok?
37:27Nasty with a poochie outfit.
37:29Have you seen that?
37:29No, what is that?
37:31You like that?
37:31We're going to get nasty with a poochie outfit?
37:33Nasty with a poochie outfit?
37:34Nasty with a poochie outfit.
37:36What is that?
37:36Alabama Barker.
37:38What is it?
37:39I like that.
37:39What is it?
37:40There's a viral TikTok, she said, nasty with a poochie outfit.
37:42Oh, okay.
37:43So let's get nasty with a poochie outfit.
37:45Nasty with a poochie outfit.
37:46I love it, I love it.
37:48All right, Sunday night football,
37:49Chargers plus three and a half.
37:51Over-runners, 46 and a half.
37:52Getting nasty with a poochie outfit.
37:54I love that one.
37:56Ashley, what's the weather gonna be like
37:57in Foxborough on Sunday night?
37:59It is gonna be 36 degrees and rain.
38:02Oh, more rain.
38:03Can I try to complete a pass to Anthony?
38:04Yeah.
38:05Well, of course.
38:06Hannah?
38:08Oh!
38:10Two were my fault, that was yours.
38:11Right.
38:12Hannah?
38:13In the last three seasons,
38:14teams coming off a road game in Denver
38:16are seven and 18 against the spread,
38:18including one and seven against the spread this season.
38:20Mm.
38:21All right, so here's this game to me.
38:23I think, I don't actually know what the Patriots are
38:27because they were dominant this year,
38:29but they only played one team with a winning record,
38:31or only beat one team with a winning record.
38:33So, I don't know what to make of them.
38:36The Chargers offensive line stinks.
38:38The Patriots defensive line isn't elite.
38:41Drake May is elite this year.
38:43I think no matter what though,
38:45this is a field goal game.
38:47I think you get three and a half,
38:48I'm taking the three and a half,
38:49I'm taking the Chargers.
38:51Justin Herbert's gotta win a playoff game eventually.
38:53He's gotta, he's gotta.
38:54He's gotta win a playoff game eventually.
38:56He's gotta.
38:56Right?
38:57Yeah, he's gotta.
38:57I think it's gonna be a tight game.
38:59The Chargers defense is very good.
39:02I'll take Chargers plus three and a half in this game.
39:04Jerry?
39:05I'm gonna take the over in this game.
39:06Oh?
39:07I'm gonna take the over in this game.
39:08You know, I think Justin Herbert shows up a little bit.
39:10I think that passing offense gets going.
39:11Uh, Drake May has already proved this season.
39:14They put up a ton of points.
39:15Forty-six and a half.
39:17I feel like it's a little bit low.
39:18I know it's a playoff game.
39:20I'm gonna take the over.
39:21Forty-six and a half.
39:22Okay.
39:23Stu.
39:24Under.
39:25I made this line.
39:26Let's go take the under.
39:27Patriots eight.
39:29Patriots eight.
39:30Wow.
39:31Patriots eight.
39:32Wow.
39:33The Chargers are not that good.
39:35They really.
39:36They've beaten some good teams down the stretch.
39:38They have beaten some good teams down the stretch.
39:41I agree.
39:42But they play a boring brand of football and I think that their offensive line sucks.
39:48I think it sucks.
39:50And I think even though the Patriots are a paper team where, not that they're not a great
39:54team, which they're not.
39:56Not that they're not a good team, which I don't even know if they're that.
39:59But they beat whoever the NFL schedule put in front of them.
40:03Not only did they beat them, they covered them, they smashed them, they routed them.
40:07Against poor teams, they put you out of your misery very, very quickly.
40:10You know, like the Jets, like the Dolphins, you know, it was a joke.
40:15The way the Chargers are gonna win this game is not on Justin Herbert's arm.
40:20Because he cannot stay in the pocket.
40:22He cannot be protected.
40:24He's still not healthy.
40:26You know that.
40:27He's not healthy.
40:28So they're gonna run the ball.
40:30And the Patriots are very, very capable of running the ball all day and twice on Sunday.
40:36I think the line is very, very small.
40:38So I think the public is gonna just bet the Patriots like it's free fucking money.
40:42I mean, I made the game eight.
40:43I think my line is closer than their line.
40:46You know, I'm gonna do something that is very surprising.
40:49I'm gonna go under, under, under, under, under in that game.
40:52Let's bet the under.
40:54Okay.
40:54All right.
40:55Last game.
40:56Very exciting.
40:57Monday Night Football.
40:58The Pittsburgh Steelers are in the playoffs.
41:00That was an incredible Sunday Night Football game to end the season.
41:03What a fluke.
41:04The Steelers are plus three at home.
41:07Over under is 39 and a half.
41:09What's the weather like in Pittsburgh on Monday?
41:12In Pittsburgh, it's gonna be 31 degrees and cloudy.
41:15Okay.
41:16Gold.
41:17Hannah?
41:18Under Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh is 23 and 5 straight up and 16 and 12 against the spread
41:22on Monday Night Football, including 12 and 1 straight up and 7 and 6 against the spread
41:27when that game is at home in Pittsburgh.
41:29Mmm.
41:30Monday Night Football.
41:32I'll get, I'll get out of the way.
41:33I am gonna take the Steelers plus three.
41:35I do not think the Steelers are better than the Texans.
41:38I just think that there's something about Mike Tomlin, the voodoo, Aaron Rodgers, whatever
41:42the fuck's going on, and if you've watched the Texans this year, elite, elite defense.
41:48One of the best defense in the league, if not the best.
41:50Yes.
41:51Their offensive line does stink.
41:53So I think this is going to be a low-scoring game, and when you get the Steelers in a low-scoring
41:58game, they hang around, they hang around, hang around.
42:01Alligator blood.
42:02Yep.
42:03Plus three Steelers.
42:04Stu, why don't you go ahead and then we'll have Jerry finish us off.
42:07Um, I have to ask a question here.
42:09Yeah, please.
42:10Am I allowed to smash the mugs here so we haven't done it in like a month?
42:15Nah.
42:16You don't want, okay.
42:17I've been overruled.
42:18Um.
42:19Wait, Stu, can I ask a question?
42:21Yes.
42:22You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna let Hank do that to you?
42:26To be honest with you?
42:27He just made you a bitch.
42:28I am, I am Hank's bitch on the show.
42:29You ain't a bitch.
42:30No, you ain't a bitch.
42:31No, no, no.
42:32I want five years, 25 million.
42:33Oh, Stu is it.
42:34All right.
42:35Hey, I, my number's five years, 25 million.
42:37Never meet your heroes.
42:38Cause I thought Stu Feiner wasn't a bitch.
42:41Hank just told you not to do it and you said no?
42:42I do my own podcast.
42:43Okay.
42:44I might not get for the year 129 million views like Pardon My Take.
42:48I might not get 85 million views like Spittin' Chicklets.
42:53I not, might not get 28 million views like Chicks in the Office, but sure as fuck I'm getting
43:0020 million views.
43:01Okay.
43:02Stewie bitch.
43:03So I listen to Hank.
43:04Hey.
43:05I respect Hank, big cat.
43:06That's fine.
43:07I'm, I'm going over your head cause he's in charge here, not you.
43:08Okay.
43:09All right.
43:10You make the big money.
43:11Yeah, yeah.
43:12He's in charge.
43:13No, you're right.
43:14We haven't, we haven't done a mug in a long time and Hank says no.
43:15Correct.
43:16So you don't do it.
43:17Correct.
43:18Just do it.
43:19Just pick it.
43:2022 straight on Monday night and I've covered 19 of 22.
43:25Okay.
43:26That's number one.
43:27Number two, the Texans offensive line might get CJ Stroud killed.
43:33So an Aaron Rodgers cannot stay in the pocket.
43:36Wait, time out.
43:37Time out.
43:38You guys smell that?
43:39What?
43:40I smell bitch in here.
43:42No, I farted.
43:43No, I smell bitch in here.
43:45I farted.
43:46I farted.
43:47Smash the muggy bitch.
43:48Smash the muggy bitch.
43:49Smash the muggy bitch.
43:50Just pick the Steelers.
43:51Smash the muggy bitch.
43:52Smash the muggy bitch.
43:53I'm going under.
43:54Ah.
43:55Going up.
43:56Listen, I'm going to have over $15 million bet because of my opinion on this game.
44:00I'm not a fucking picking on a fucking Wednesday morning.
44:03I love you.
44:04A game Monday night.
44:05Under under under under.
44:06That my customers are going to pay me hundreds of thousands for.
44:08And you won't smash them.
44:09I'm true to myself.
44:10And you won't smash the mug.
44:12I will not smash it.
44:13Ha ha ha.
44:14I'm true to myself.
44:15I'm true to five years, 25 million.
44:17I'm worth it.
44:18And I want to say something too.
44:20If something crazy happens, my live stream will outdo any stream.
44:28You could bring everybody that's ever worked for bars.
44:30Don't put them on a stream.
44:31When I go live on my live stream, I will out viewership you by a mile.
44:37I'm saying it now.
44:39I'd like to add the under on my card.
44:41I'm saying it now.
44:42Under 39 and a half.
44:43I'll add the under.
44:44Riding with Stu, okay.
44:45Yep.
44:46All right.
44:47So I have the Steelers plus three and the under.
44:48Yep.
44:49Stu and I both have the under.
44:50Cool.
44:51Jerry?
44:52First get the total out of the way.
44:54I'm going to, I'm going to, can I say something about this game real quick?
44:58No.
44:59First use the total.
45:00I love the under in this game.
45:01I love the under in this game.
45:07Yes.
45:08He ain't no bitch.
45:09That's a living legend.
45:11He ain't no bitch.
45:14Thank you, Stu.
45:15For a second there.
45:16You're the best, Stu.
45:17For a second there, you were dead to me.
45:18Just so you know, for a second there, watching, watching Hank push you around like that.
45:22Only.
45:23You were dead to me.
45:24Only like a puppy dog.
45:25You were dead to me, but now you're back.
45:27I love you.
45:29Okay.
45:30Hank, respect.
45:31I still held my own.
45:32Yep.
45:33Okay.
45:34Jerry?
45:35Yeah.
45:36Pittsburgh, Monday night, they don't lose that game.
45:38But here's why.
45:39Listen, this game, Texans have an elite defense.
45:42Yes, they do.
45:43One of the best pass rushes in football.
45:45Their secondary is great.
45:47But CJ Stroud, in the cold, is a loser.
45:51He's never won a game in the cold in the NFL when it's under 35 degrees.
45:58Wow.
45:59They've never won a game like that.
46:00They've got to travel to Pittsburgh.
46:02And listen, the Steelers, do they have the best offense?
46:04No, their offense isn't really good.
46:06But one thing that's slept on with the Pittsburgh Steelers, and I'm going to tell you this,
46:09that offensive line is playing well.
46:11Mm-hmm.
46:12They're playing well.
46:13Aaron Rodgers is not getting hit.
46:14He's not getting sacked.
46:15He doesn't turn the ball over.
46:16CJ Stroud is going to give the defense a pick or two.
46:19That's a guarantee.
46:20This is all Steelers this game.
46:22And listen, people are going to be like, oh, this is a biased pick.
46:24Yeah, it is.
46:25So what?
46:26So what?
46:27So what it is.
46:28So what?
46:29I believe Aaron Rodgers, the storyline, the Mike Voodoo magic.
46:31Listen, up and down season, this is what they do.
46:34In the playoffs, they lose nonstop.
46:36I think that changes.
46:37I think that changes.
46:38This Monday night, I think the Steelers win this game outright.
46:41And they prove to the NFL, hey, we're here.
46:44We are here.
46:45Yes, Stu.
46:47Can I ask you something?
46:48Yeah.
46:49Will the priest.
46:50We want.
46:51Yes, we want.
46:52That blessed.
46:53Yes, yes, yes.
46:54We're begging for it.
46:55No, is he coming back again?
46:57We hope he is.
46:58No, but you don't know for a fact.
46:59We don't know yet.
47:00Why wouldn't he?
47:01Here we go.
47:02He should.
47:03He has to be.
47:04Can I say something to all you Steelers fans out there not to step on Jerry?
47:06I will have Rabbi Shmuel come there and bless the field.
47:11I know it's an Irish Catholic and basically a Catholic city,
47:15but I will have a rabbi come if they don't pay for the priest.
47:19Shout out to Stu Feiner.
47:21Don't say Jews are cheap because I just offered.
47:24It's got to cost me like $200, $250,
47:29because I'm going to get a deal.
47:31Going to the Super Bowl.
47:33Here we go.
47:35Steelers.
47:36Here we go.
47:38Pittsburgh's going to the Super Bowl.
47:41Here we go.
47:43Yeah!
47:44Oh, I love this game.
47:46Marshall Sports Advisors, Super Wild Card Edition.
47:49Wait, he didn't say it's his mortal .
47:51Yes, that is my mortal.
47:52Oh, that is my mortal.
47:53You weren't saying it yet.
47:54Why are you stepping on him?
47:55Why are you throwing the rings?
47:56Actually, can I do a P-word for a mortal?
47:58Yeah, P-word.
47:59Whatever you want.
48:00P-word it.
48:01That's Hank though, because he's the boss.
48:02My P-word is my mortal is a parlay.
48:06Okay.
48:07And it's a three-leg parlay.
48:09Okay.
48:10It is Steelers money line.
48:12Mm-hmm.
48:13DK Metcalf touchdown.
48:15Mm-hmm.
48:16Jalen Warren touchdown.
48:17Wow.
48:18That's going to pay a lot.
48:19Got to pay a lot.
48:20Great job.
48:21And you have the under.
48:22And you got the under.
48:23Make it a four-leg parlay for the mortal.
48:25Make it a four-legger for the portal.
48:27But just explain to him, Big Cat, in advance, that if he loses one of them, it's a loser.
48:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:32So he can't come in here and whine like a bitch about, hey, but I hit the other three
48:36or the other two.
48:37Now, fuck that.
48:38Steelers money line mortal.
48:39That's it.
48:40That's it.
48:41I saved you.
48:42Here we go.
48:43See, I got you back.
48:44All right.
48:45We'll be back next week.
48:46Is next week the finale?
48:48Next week's the finale.
48:49Divisional round.
48:50See you then.
48:51My birthday party.
48:52Five years, 25 mil, baby.
48:55Pre-stream stew or all stew.
49:02Happy 2026.
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