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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors are back. It is week seven.
00:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!
00:37In the NFL, we are here with Ashley. We are here with Hannah.
00:43We are here with the one and only Stuart Finer, your source, and then Jerry.
00:50I'd like to bring up some more.
00:51Hold on, let's think of D real quick. What was that about?
00:54Well, you look like...
00:55Five and two last week, the mortal hit.
00:56You look like a killer in the court, Jerry.
00:58Five and two last week, the mortal hit.
01:00Jerry, I guess, is here again.
01:02We're not talking about performance. We're talking about you in general.
01:05You don't carry the gravitas as Angela.
01:07You want to talk about it?
01:08Don't talk about it.
01:09Get this out of the way. Go.
01:11All right, did you fuck the fans?
01:14Because my son, Ryan, Sunday morning, what I do is...
01:17It's the greatest life possible I have, but everyone knows that already.
01:20But let's not talk about me for a second, because I'm going to talk a lot about me.
01:24We want all my sons, Sean, Alex, Ryan, John Allen...
01:28This is not talk about you, right?
01:29No, no, I just want to set the stage.
01:31So every Sunday morning from 10 in the morning, or really it's 9.30,
01:36because we have the away game out of the country, until the Sunday night game.
01:40My family pulls in the games.
01:42Now, they might not necessarily pull in what I need,
01:45because they play props all the time, around the clock.
01:48First thing fucking Ryan says to me is, fucking Jerry fucked me.
01:52I'm like, what?
01:53Really?
01:53How did Jerry fuck you?
01:55Tell him to get in line.
01:56Tell him to get in line.
01:57How did Jerry fuck you?
01:57He goes, I've been following his fucking props, kids' hits,
02:00and he doesn't fucking post them.
02:01What a scumbag.
02:03Well, listen.
02:03No, no, no.
02:04My son Ryan said, what a scumbag.
02:07Well, can I give a note?
02:09Can I give a note?
02:09Time out.
02:10Can I give a note to Ryan?
02:11Yeah.
02:12He's got to, Ryan's got to, I'm talking to Stu right now.
02:15Ryan's got to understand that when you follow Jerry, you're going to lose.
02:20But then Jerry, at like 5 o'clock at night, is going to say,
02:23oh my God, I just hit a $30,000 parlay.
02:26And we're all going to say, wait, what?
02:27We didn't have it.
02:28And he goes, oh yeah, it was something else I just threw in at the last second.
02:31Let me ask something.
02:32By law, in his contract that he signed with Human Resources,
02:36is he not allowed to hide things?
02:38Isn't his whole, exact, every bet he makes through DraftKings has to be white?
02:45He did it again on Monday night.
02:47He did it again Monday night.
02:49Listen.
02:49No, but what's the matter with you?
02:51No, no.
02:51It's not in any.
02:52It's in the group.
02:53Stuart.
02:53Who's in the group?
02:54I'm not in the group.
02:55My son's not in the group.
02:57Big Cat obviously is not in the group.
02:58Stuart, listen to me right now.
03:00On Sunday, he fucked me so hard.
03:02And I said to him, Jerry, you do not place a parlay without sending it to me from here on out.
03:07That's going to screw me in the long term.
03:09I understand that.
03:10But I'm sick of it.
03:11I'm sick of Sunday, Jerry giving me a pick, it losing, then Jerry being like, oh my God,
03:16I just won $30,000.
03:17No, no.
03:18That's the worst thing in the world.
03:19I'd rather you fuck Sandy than do that to me.
03:21Stu, I said.
03:22No, no.
03:22That is the lowest thing you can do as a man, as a bro.
03:26You're not a man.
03:27You're a boy.
03:27Can I explain something to you?
03:28Let's say you fucked everybody, but at least you gave it to Big Cat.
03:31When you lose $50,000, who's bailing you out?
03:33Big Cat.
03:33When you need to make $8,000 a fucking week, who'd you got off?
03:37Big Cat.
03:37Get a little closer.
03:38Get a little closer.
03:39You're a fucking boy.
03:39This man owns you, but he's giving you the life of Riley.
03:46What does that mean?
03:47It's a good life.
03:48It's a good life.
03:49That means that JJ is bulletproof because of your-
03:52Life of Riley?
03:52Who's that?
03:53Who's Riley?
03:53The life of Riley.
03:54There was a show of Riley that everything he did-
03:57When was the show?
03:58In the 50s, 60s.
03:59Sorry, I should have known.
03:59Everything he touched turned to gold.
04:01Okay, time back in.
04:01So you had the life of Riley.
04:03Time back in.
04:03Okay, so listen.
04:05Listen, you're a man of honor.
04:08You can't go back to that crackhead jersey.
04:12Yeah, you are.
04:13Me, me, me.
04:14Don't.
04:14Selfish.
04:15Selfish.
04:15This man has done so much for you.
04:17In front of your back, behind your back, and even things that you would never share.
04:23Time out.
04:24Time out.
04:25That's an unbelievable Rose Bowl tie.
04:27Okay.
04:28Holy fucking shit.
04:291993.
04:30Oh my God, that's beautiful.
04:32Dallas, when Dallas blew out Buffalo on my birthday, me and Sandy were at the Rose Bowl,
04:37and oddly enough, we were at the Ritz-Carlton, and my room was right next to O.J. Simpson
04:42and Paula Barbierre, and he was drunk the whole time, and we had this special room where
04:46it was like a Viennese room where all the high rollers could sit.
04:49He shook my hand.
04:50His hand's four times the size of me.
04:52Yeah.
04:52My hand.
04:52So when he killed that person, I knew it was true.
04:54Two people.
04:55Rose Bowl.
04:55Shout out Rose Bowl.
04:56Okay, back to it.
04:57Yes.
04:57You're a scumbag, and you need to fucking start acting correct.
05:01Yeah, well, I got a plan.
05:02Can I say something?
05:03I have a plan.
05:03I have a plan for this.
05:04I think less of you right now.
05:06That's fair.
05:06I expect you to.
05:07On Monday night after I gave him this whole speech on Sunday, what happens?
05:10He did it again.
05:11I said, send me all the parlays.
05:12He did it again.
05:12He sends me all the parlays.
05:13I come out to take a piss.
05:15He goes, I just hit a crazy touchdown.
05:16All right, your honor, what the fuck?
05:18He goes, oh, I put it in the bathroom.
05:21I don't give a fuck.
05:21I was taking a shit.
05:23I don't give a fuck.
05:24If you make a fact, you send it to me.
05:26Text him.
05:28If I was naked in the bathroom rubbing one out, and I had the relationship you and Big Cat
05:33should have, because you're a phony, by the way, I would text him.
05:36I have a new plan.
05:36I have a new plan.
05:37All right.
05:38I'm an advisor now.
05:39Yeah.
05:40I'm officially an advisor now.
05:41Up 70 grand the last two weeks.
05:43Great.
05:45There is no paywall with me.
05:47This guy paywall.
05:48Paywall.
05:48You're going to have to pay for his picks.
05:50Paywall.
05:50I'm starting a new Twitter page.
05:52Great.
05:52No Payroll Jerry parlays.
05:54Who came up with that idea, by the way?
05:55Stu.
05:55Okay, thank you.
05:56Awesome.
05:56And we're going to have to follow the page, and I'm going to have the page text you every
06:01play.
06:02Love it.
06:03No.
06:03Yes.
06:04Why?
06:04That's good for the people.
06:06You have to text me every play.
06:07All right, individual text.
06:08Dolly.
06:09Shake his hand like a man.
06:10Straight bets.
06:10Dolly.
06:11Live bets.
06:11No, everything you do.
06:13Everything you do.
06:14He's going to be broke.
06:15I don't care.
06:17Listen, hear the man.
06:18He can't be broke.
06:19He makes $50 million a year almost.
06:22No, inequity.
06:22Yeah.
06:23That's a wild swing from two and a half last year.
06:25No, no, no.
06:26Well, when the company's sold down the road, you'll get between $50 million and $100 million.
06:29We're never selling again.
06:30But anyway, I want every pick.
06:32I do not.
06:32Here's the thing.
06:33I'm a man of honor.
06:34Yeah.
06:34I will not complain if the pick loses.
06:36Okay.
06:36Hear that?
06:37Okay.
06:37So when are you going to stop taking my picks?
06:39Never.
06:39Because I'm having 10, 12 parlayers.
06:41Don't care.
06:42They all lose.
06:43Don't care.
06:43When you retire.
06:44Don't care.
06:45Don't care.
06:45Okay.
06:46The only time I complain.
06:47It's the choice you bear.
06:48The only time I complain is when you text me and you say I have an insider tip.
06:52And then I find out 10 hours later I know the insider.
06:55It's a kid who's been asking for a job for the last five years.
06:58He's not a fucking insider of anything.
07:00That was hand up.
07:00That was hand up.
07:00But it used to be his crack dealer.
07:02That was hand up.
07:03That was on me.
07:03He told me he had a fucking inside tip.
07:04I fucked up.
07:05I fucked up.
07:05I'm a fucking kid that I fucking know.
07:07I fucked up.
07:08I fucked up.
07:09All right.
07:09All right.
07:10All right.
07:10Old business.
07:10Yeah.
07:11Old business.
07:11All right.
07:11We're good.
07:12So you're going to text me every play.
07:13If you win a play, I have won that play.
07:16Correct.
07:17Yes.
07:17Done.
07:17Live bet everything.
07:19Everything.
07:20Yeah.
07:20Okay.
07:21Listen, I'm betting because your parlays are so fucking stupid.
07:24You're going to love Thursday there.
07:25I'm betting them responsibly.
07:28Yeah.
07:28Okay.
07:29Okay.
07:29Got you.
07:30My units are usually thousands of dollars.
07:32I'm putting like $100 on it.
07:33I don't give a fuck.
07:34Okay.
07:34I just want to see a green ticket.
07:37I just want to see a cash ticket.
07:39Okay.
07:39When you cheer, I want to cheer.
07:40Okay.
07:41Fair.
07:41That's camaraderie.
07:42That's friendship.
07:42I love that.
07:43I love that.
07:43You're right.
07:44That's friendship.
07:44You're right.
07:45From now on, I got your back.
07:47Love that.
07:47I got your back.
07:48In front of my eyes, you grew up just now.
07:50Yeah.
07:50That was big.
07:51And I feel good about it.
07:51That was big.
07:52That was big.
07:52I'm sick of just, I want to celebrate with my friends.
07:55I agree.
07:55I don't get to celebrate with my friends.
07:56I agree.
07:56Listen.
07:57Can I put the Thursday night parlay on the show?
07:59No.
08:04The other day, talking about how you don't, how don't, you don't mute me on the show.
08:08You just muted me.
08:09The show comes out on fucking Friday.
08:12Not the Thursday show.
08:15What?
08:16Thursday night football.
08:17Of course, you could do whatever you want on that.
08:19It's the Thursday play.
08:20We can't have that in the show.
08:21Not on the show.
08:22It's a separate segment.
08:23But say it anyway.
08:24I'm saying the segment.
08:26Yeah, you could do whatever you want on Thursday.
08:28What do you, you produce the show, Hank.
08:29You want to put a Thursday pick.
08:31No, no.
08:31He's talking about on the segment.
08:32No, I didn't want a Thursday pick on the Thursday clip we do.
08:36Yeah, you can do that when we do that.
08:38This isn't that.
08:39I know.
08:39I'm getting permission.
08:41Jesus Christ.
08:42Say it right now anyway.
08:43Steelers defense to score.
08:45Okay.
08:46Steelers money line.
08:47Aaron Rodgers 250 plus.
08:49It's plus 2,600.
08:51Okay.
08:51Love it.
08:51You got it.
08:52Locked in.
08:52Send it to me.
08:53You got to send it to me.
08:54Yes, I will.
08:54And everybody, all our viewers will see if that's true.
08:57Yeah.
08:57I have to address all business because.
09:00Let's talk about you now.
09:01Okay, because rightfully so, you bet my Tiger game eight days ago.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Which I'm over.
09:08And it hurt you.
09:09I'm over.
09:10Leading into the Tigers, I won five straight days in a row.
09:14That hurts.
09:14When you say that, that hurts.
09:15Then I lost the Tigers.
09:16But I just want to say.
09:17I'm a mush.
09:18Since you undress me on this show.
09:21Yep.
09:22I've won seven straight days.
09:23I love that.
09:24By the way, remember.
09:25Seven straight days in a row.
09:27And I've won 12 of 13 days, by the way.
09:29And you've got all the games.
09:30You've got all the games.
09:31I do.
09:31PFT's got all the games.
09:32The undressing, by the way, Stu, just because I feel like we're missing the lesson from last
09:36week.
09:36The undressing had nothing to do with the pick.
09:38It had everything to do with the 24-hour heads-up text.
09:40Totally understand.
09:41Okay.
09:41And then I just want to say something.
09:43The only reason I sent the text the day before is because it was a four o'clock post.
09:48And I never used the four o'clock post.
09:51You're right.
09:51Okay.
09:51So it wasn't like this was the game you bet your career on.
09:55You kind of said that.
09:56It was a day before.
09:58No, no.
09:58It was the game of the year.
09:59Yeah.
10:00You said the game of the year.
10:01I'm loading up.
10:01No, no, no.
10:02Get ready to load up.
10:03But it was.
10:04But can I explain?
10:05Games of the year are never as strong as 25-dimers, 50-dimers, and 100-dimers.
10:12Be cool.
10:12Look at it.
10:13So I guess that's on me.
10:13Wait.
10:14Hold it.
10:14I didn't understand that.
10:15Wait.
10:15Oh, no, no.
10:16Because I'm trying to explain it now.
10:17Yeah, explain to me.
10:17Okay.
10:18Rate the place, please.
10:19Game of the year, I charged $500 for it.
10:23Okay.
10:24$25,000 all in max best bet.
10:26Like we had Falcons.
10:27Wait.
10:27I want to make this.
10:28I need to write this down.
10:30All right.
10:31Start with the top.
10:32What's the number one play?
10:33$100,000 all in max best bet.
10:35I charged $5,000 for that.
10:38Dimer all in.
10:38That is bigger than game of the year.
10:40$5,000 max bet.
10:42All right.
10:42What's second bet?
10:43$50,000 all in max best bet.
10:45$50,000 all in max bet.
10:47That we won this week.
10:48That we won on Saturday.
10:49Okay.
10:50And that we won last Sunday.
10:51Okay.
10:51Okay.
10:52$25,000 all in max best bet.
10:53$25,000 all in max bet.
10:55And that's all the...
10:57And I charge $1,000 for that.
10:58Okay.
10:59$50,000, I charge $2,500.
11:00Okay.
11:01And all the other games are $55, $99.
11:05Okay.
11:05So wait.
11:05What's under $25,000 all in max bet?
11:08That's game of the year?
11:09Game of the year.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Correct.
11:12Because I have like 30 games in the year a year.
11:14Okay.
11:15What's under game of the year?
11:17$20,000 all in max best bet.
11:21Okay.
11:22What's under that?
11:23$10,000 all in max best bet.
11:24$10,000 all in max bet.
11:26And then the rest are mediums and light, which are just for fun.
11:29So what's under $10,000?
11:30That's medium?
11:30Medium.
11:31And then light?
11:32And then light.
11:33And then anything else?
11:34And game of the month?
11:35Game of the month is just basic money grab, where I know I can write $20,000.
11:39And then I got you by the balls, and I've won eight days in a row.
11:42All right.
11:42So you know what, Sue?
11:43I'm going to apologize to you.
11:44I didn't understand the system.
11:46Now I understand the system.
11:46But it's my fault for not clarifying it to you.
11:49So I just want to take...
11:50This is the funniest system ever.
11:51I just want to take full responsibility.
11:53Okay.
11:54Let me just say something.
11:55Forget about that I've won seven days in a row, 12 to 13 days.
11:57Forget about it.
11:58Forget about I'm 18 and 12 on the show.
12:00I'm going to bring it up.
12:00Forget about that.
12:01Here's what I want to say.
12:03I came prepared with the greatest notes ever.
12:06My whole show is kissing Dave Portnoy's ass today, sucking his dick, sucking Big Cat's
12:12dick, being grateful to Barstool, because I had such an amazing four weeks.
12:16I'm dedicating this show to Dave Portnoy.
12:20I'm dedicating this show to Big Cat, because they actually are not my performative, I'm going
12:26to get angry at both of them and make believe that they work for me and make believe that
12:31they owe me their life.
12:32I'm talking from the heart, from the soul, like I would talk to my wife and my children.
12:36I just want to say...
12:37I have an incredible attitude of gratitude, because the last four weeks for me have been
12:46epic.
12:47The last week has been one of the greatest weeks of my life financially.
12:53Wow.
12:53Financially.
12:54You're talking a six-figure week I made for me.
12:58Now, I want to say, it's because of Dave Portnoy.
13:03It's because of Dan Katz.
13:07It's because of them letting me into their lives.
13:11When Dave hooked me up in 2016, I was retired.
13:15I was happy making...
13:16You had a gun in your mouth.
13:17What?
13:18I have what?
13:18You had a gun in your mouth.
13:20No, that was 2007.
13:21Oh, sorry.
13:222007.
13:24I already was...
13:25When Dave caught me, I already figured out the internet.
13:28Won 70% of my major place 2012, 13, 14 for free.
13:34What year did you figure out the internet?
13:362012.
13:37Wow.
13:38Okay.
13:38When it put me out of business in 98, it took me 12 years.
13:4312 years to figure it out.
13:44Correct.
13:44Yeah.
13:45I was in foreclosure seven of those 12 years.
13:47I couldn't afford water for my kids.
13:49Water?
13:50I was so broke and so lost and in such a depressive state that I used to take a Poland Springs
13:59water, go to the sink, fill it up, close it up.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:03I didn't believe it was Poland Springs.
14:04You would drink tap water?
14:06My kids drank it.
14:08Everyone drank it.
14:08I couldn't afford it.
14:09Couldn't afford it.
14:09When you have no money coming in, when your bills are 40,000 net a month and you're not
14:14writing money, how do you fucking pay?
14:16Were there times in that 12-year period where someone tried to tell you about the internet
14:21and you're like, nah, that's a fad?
14:23No, no, no.
14:23Because when I had no money and I didn't have the confidence to do my performative nature
14:28so that I was useless.
14:30Right.
14:31I was almost like walking around like I was a lobotomy, like I was on Tracetone.
14:34Plus, also, I had to make believe that everything was okay.
14:37Right.
14:38Plus, I had to spend 200,000 a year on entertainment, making believe everything's okay.
14:44When I get to 200,000, borrowed it.
14:46My food bill, 3,000 a week, never goes away.
14:48Now it's 5,000 a week.
14:50Borrowed it.
14:51So, I was borrowing.
14:52Never goes away.
14:52So, I just want to say, Dave, I know I give you a hard time.
14:57I know I ripped you a new ass performatively four weeks ago.
15:01He fucking was upset about it.
15:02He didn't see it.
15:03He was upset at the pizza, at his pizza thing he had in Brooklyn.
15:09People came over to him.
15:10And there's, no, Stu Fine is on my shit list now.
15:12Don't tell me.
15:13He watches everything.
15:14What?
15:14He says nothing, but he watches everything.
15:16I don't think so.
15:17I just want to say, David, that was performative.
15:19That's why I could say anything about you, Dave, because I would die for you.
15:23I love you.
15:24I respect you.
15:25Dan, I love you.
15:26I love you.
15:27I respect you.
15:27I love you.
15:27I'm never in this position right now without you.
15:30I love you.
15:30I'd be stuck making a half a million a year, $700,000.
15:33Now I'm able to make $1.5 to $3 million again because of Barstool, because of Dave Portnoy,
15:39because of Dan Katz.
15:40And I never, ever, ever want ever coming out of my mouth again that they don't pay me.
15:45Because the commercials on this show are worth millions of dollars in hard-earned money that
15:51goes into my bank that I pay my family.
15:53We're going to be able to go to Greece, France, Spain, Barcelona, Bali, throughout the world
15:58because of Dave Portnoy.
15:59So I just want to say, Dave, I dedicate my life to you.
16:01I dedicate this show to you.
16:03Forget about performative nature where I get angry and make believe that I own you.
16:07That's performative.
16:09This is from the heart.
16:10God bless you.
16:10I love it.
16:11God bless you.
16:11I love you, Steve.
16:12And everyone here, I just want to say thank you for helping me in my life because I've
16:15been on the balls of my ass.
16:17I know what it is to want to put a gun in my mouth and kill myself for years on end,
16:22not days, weeks, or months.
16:23Here's what I say to you also.
16:26I got hundreds of emails and texts about thanking me for pumping you guys up.
16:31This is on the bone.
16:33I want to put a little meat on the bone.
16:35Stu, when you have a bed day, what do you do?
16:37Every day, I get on my knees and I pray.
16:39I also do a reading assignment.
16:41I write all my feelings on a piece of paper and then I burn the paper.
16:43I also write, I also do a writing assignment, write all my feelings down, burn the paper.
16:51You're like a CIA agent.
16:53Pray, read, and write because you get away with the, you let the feelings go.
16:58No one's ever seen none of those feelings.
17:00Whatever is bothering you.
17:01So I just want to say, put meat on the bone.
17:03Stu, give us some stuff to help us.
17:06I know the words inspire us.
17:08Do reading assignments of what will help you.
17:11Do writing assignments.
17:12Get everything out.
17:13And also, pray for your enemies.
17:16People that live rent free in your head, how do you cleanse your head?
17:20Pray for your enemies.
17:22I know it's counterintuitive what you want.
17:24You want to kill your enemies.
17:25No, no, no.
17:26No.
17:26Pray for your enemies.
17:28And those three things will help you.
17:30Reading assignments, writing assignments, praying for your enemies.
17:34God bless you.
17:34You deserve the best that life has to offer.
17:37Barstool Sports has lifted me to an unbelievable level.
17:41They can do it for you too.
17:42That's why I'm just putting this out there.
17:46I love you.
17:47Thank you, Jersey.
17:48That was beautiful.
17:49Thank you, Dan.
17:50Thank you, Hank.
17:51Thank you, Hannah.
17:52Thank you, Ashley.
17:53Love it.
17:53Thank you, everyone.
17:54And remember.
17:55That's great.
17:56Burn that paper.
17:57Yes.
17:57You got to.
17:58Yes.
17:59Where do you, you write it down and then you just.
18:02I write all my feelings down on a piece of paper.
18:04Let's say something's really bothering me that I can't after I prayed and it's still sticking
18:10in me and it's affecting me, making me irritable, edgy.
18:13I write it down on a piece of paper.
18:16I write down prayers for the person or the situation that's bothering me.
18:20Take it like this.
18:21Light it up.
18:22And gone.
18:23I love it.
18:24And I was taught that through Over It Is Anonymous, Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics
18:31Anonymous in the 80s when I went to the meetings.
18:33Yeah.
18:34Love it.
18:34We love you, Stu.
18:36You're a living legend.
18:36I say that.
18:37And Dave Portnoy, big hug.
18:39I know you don't like the hug.
18:40Big kiss.
18:41I know you don't like the kiss, although I have sucky nipples.
18:44I love you, David.
18:45Okay.
18:46You're the greatest human alive.
18:48You're the American dream.
18:49You did it all on your own.
18:51You're giving thousands of people a platform to earn.
18:54Thank you, Dave Portnoy.
18:55I love you, Dave Portnoy.
18:57Those are my true feelings.
18:58Anything else I do to shred you is performative to get clicks on the show.
19:02Okay.
19:03Here we go.
19:04Let's get into picks.
19:05Yeah.
19:05Let's do it.
19:06Let's go across the pond.
19:07Again, we have a Sunday morning game.
19:11I fucking hate these games, but we're going Rams-Jags.
19:14Rams minus three.
19:17We'll start with you, Hannah.
19:19All right.
19:19Favorites have excelled in international games.
19:22They are 38-14-1 straight up and 33-20 against the spread.
19:27Oh, I love that stat, by the way.
19:29The over-under is 44.5.
19:32I'm going to take the Rams because of that stat, Hannah.
19:34Ashley, London.
19:37In England, London, it'll be 58 degrees.
19:41Chance of rain.
19:42Chance of rain.
19:44Jerry, I'm taking the Rams.
19:45What are you taking?
19:47Listen, I'm going to go the opposite here.
19:50There's one guy in this game you need to know, and he's not playing.
19:52He's on the sideline.
19:53His name is Liam Cohen, okay?
19:56This is a motivator.
19:58This is the white Mike Tomlin, this guy, okay?
20:00This guy, I'm telling you right now.
20:02Did you see the speech after they lost?
20:04I saw the speech.
20:05Excellent.
20:05Incredible speech.
20:06Excellent speech.
20:07Excellent.
20:07This team's going to come ready to play in London.
20:10I'm taking the plus three.
20:12Don't be surprised if this team wins.
20:14You like the plus three.
20:15I love the plus three.
20:16Love it.
20:17Okay.
20:18Let's do it.
20:22I read the Jaguars wrong last week.
20:24Great mortal.
20:25Oh, I forgot.
20:27Great mortal.
20:28I kicked your fucking ass in the mortals.
20:30Listen, you read the game show.
20:31I was 3-2 on the show.
20:32I'm 18-12, best on the show.
20:33Yeah, but mortals, you know that.
20:34I'm 3-3 on mortals.
20:35Yes, I lost that mortal.
20:37And congratulations.
20:39Fabulous read.
20:40Because I said to you, the line is very low, and you said, yeah, that's because Seattle's going
20:43to win.
20:44And you said it was going to be an under game, and it was.
20:46I was the only person to lose that game.
20:47You went to Seattle.
20:48You went under.
20:49I lost her Jags.
20:50I just want to say I'm 0-3 out of the country.
20:53Oy, oy, oy.
20:55I am 0-3 out of the country.
20:57When I look at those soldiers in London that don't move, like, they go like this, I try
21:02to go 15-15-30 right to their face.
21:0515-15-30.
21:06At 15-15-30 a girl, you know what they do?
21:09They don't move.
21:11They don't move.
21:12Soy, soy.
21:13I'm going to use the Rams in this game.
21:17Rams, London, tea, crumpet, food that's indistinguishable.
21:24Big Ben, Princess Diana's vagina.
21:28Ready to roll.
21:29Rams, 0-3 out of the country.
21:33I'm so sick of these overseas games.
21:35They fucking suck.
21:36Horrible.
21:36I'm so sick of them.
21:37Worst.
21:37I'm so sick of them.
21:38All right, Sunday, back stateside.
21:41Eagles at Vikings.
21:42Vikings are plus one and a half.
21:43Over-under is 43 and a half.
21:45Philadelphia Eagles are in a little bit of trouble, boys.
21:47The Vikings are off a bye.
21:50I'll start with you, Ashley.
21:52In Minnesota, it's going to be 54 degrees with clear skies.
21:56Okay.
21:57Hannah?
21:58Eagles are 4-0 and have now lost two straight.
22:01Since 2015, teams that start 4-0 straight up or better and lose two straight are 9-4 straight up
22:07and 7-5-1 against this red in their next game.
22:12I kind of wanted to use the Vikings here.
22:15That stat makes me a little concerned.
22:16Are the Eagles healthier?
22:18Are they going to get healthier?
22:20Is Quinion Mitchell going to play?
22:22I don't know.
22:23I don't know if he's going to play.
22:24I don't think it matters, though.
22:25You don't think it matters?
22:26No.
22:27Tell us the game.
22:28I think it's the Vikings.
22:29Yeah?
22:30I do.
22:30I really do.
22:31Coming off the bye.
22:32Eagles haven't looked good.
22:34Also, there's a lot wrong with the Eagles.
22:37I mean, a lot.
22:38A lot wrong.
22:38Agreed.
22:40I just feel like they're at the point where they're just going to break.
22:43They're ready to break.
22:44A.J. Brown's ready to go.
22:45Do you think he leaves?
22:47Yes.
22:47His dead cap stays a lot.
22:49I know.
22:49That's the scary part.
22:50But I think they're at the point where they're just going to break.
22:53I mean, in Minnesota, tough place to play.
22:56Not an easy place to play.
22:57Remember, swallow the crackhead.
23:00To me.
23:00Yes.
23:00I'm here.
23:01Yes.
23:01You're here.
23:04That fucked me up a little bit, actually.
23:06People in the chat love the crackhead move.
23:09No, I know.
23:10So many comments.
23:11Yeah.
23:11Like, dude, that was so funny.
23:12You called Jerry a crackhead.
23:13You made me crackhead.
23:13I just wrote a lot of hair.
23:14They loved it.
23:15They loved it.
23:16And by the way, I read every comment.
23:19I read every single comment on all my social media.
23:23Everyone.
23:23That's why I block.
23:24Brandon Walker's blocked 11,000 people.
23:27I block 70,000.
23:2970,000?
23:2970,000 people.
23:32Listen, I'm taking the bike.
23:33I'm going to take a chance here.
23:35I just don't think the Eagles got it.
23:36I don't think they do.
23:37I think they're ready to break.
23:38Stuart?
23:39I think it's simple.
23:41It's extremely simple.
23:42It's as old as time.
23:43It's a tale as old as time.
23:45The Super Bowl champion struggles the next year.
23:49Everything went right last year.
23:51They put together a 100% performance in the Super Bowl.
23:54Whacked the Kansas City Chiefs.
23:56And then the next year, as always, everything goes wrong.
24:00Everything falls apart.
24:02Everybody wants to get paid more money.
24:04The jealousy happens.
24:05People that didn't get the spotlight last year when they did all the grunge, down and dirty work,
24:10now want to really get paid or be shown as how important they were last year.
24:18Problems this year.
24:19They're not living in the moment.
24:21But it's every Super Bowl team.
24:22They're not living in the moment.
24:24That's where the problems happen.
24:26They're still a tremendous team on paper.
24:28Maybe the best team in the NFL.
24:30I'm going to go with JJ here.
24:31I like the Vikings in this spot.
24:33I think the Vikings can put a lot of pressure on Hurts.
24:37And can he beat them with his legs?
24:39Yes.
24:40That's the only way they win, is if Hurts wins with his legs.
24:45Similar how Baker Mayfield, the last three weeks, has won with his legs.
24:49Two of the greatest runs I've ever seen in my life by Baker Mayfield.
24:53Like the Vikings here, I'm going to take the points.
24:56You know you have two and a half.
24:57It's one and a half.
24:58I'm not switching those.
24:59I like that even better.
25:01You like one and a half better than two and a half?
25:02Yeah, because it shows that the Sharps are now buying the game down,
25:05because everyone's on the Eagles.
25:06Everyone figures after they lost two in a row, they're due.
25:09Like Hannah just spit out, there's a lot of stats for Philly.
25:14I hate this game.
25:15Tough game.
25:16I'll say it right now.
25:17I hate this game.
25:17Tough game.
25:18I don't really know what I want to do in this game.
25:20It's a tough one.
25:21God fucking damn it, do I hate this game.
25:24I'm going to take the over 43 and a half.
25:25Wow.
25:26Yeah, I hate this game, though.
25:28I really don't want to bet this game.
25:30I see what you guys are saying.
25:31I think the Vikings are better.
25:32But the Eagles are going to have to have a last stand, right?
25:35They're going to have to have a rally the troops moment.
25:37No.
25:37No?
25:38No, they're coming off winning a Super Bowl.
25:40Okay.
25:41Next game, before we take a break.
25:43Colts at Chargers.
25:44This is a good game, boys.
25:46Break it.
25:48Chargers are minus one and a half.
25:49Over under is 48 and a half.
25:51Jerry.
25:52Yeah.
25:52I got a new philosophy here.
25:54What's your new philosophy here?
25:55If it's going to be a good game on paper, take the under.
25:58What?
25:58Yeah, if you see two teams that are playing pretty good football, both teams are pretty good,
26:02take the under.
26:03It's been working for me the last week.
26:05So I'm going to take the under here.
26:07I hate doing this, but I'm going to take the Chargers as well at home.
26:10Minus one and a half.
26:11I'm going to take the Chargers and the under in this game.
26:13I don't know what's happened here, but you've become sharp.
26:16Really?
26:17You won last week being sharp, and you're sharp again.
26:19You're sharp.
26:20I've been doing research.
26:21I've been studying.
26:21So you're taking the under?
26:22I got a lot of shit last year for fucking not studying, so I'm starting to study.
26:25Yeah, well, you just showed up last year just like, well.
26:27Yeah, last year was a bad year.
26:28It was a bad year.
26:30Chargers and under.
26:31Yes, that's my pick.
26:32I concur with the Chargers.
26:34Yeah.
26:35I'm also on the Chargers.
26:36I like them this week.
26:37It feels like, I mean, the Colts are really good.
26:40Defense is good, too.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Very good.
26:43Take the Chargers.
26:44Chargers minus one and a half.
26:45Stu, what do you got?
26:46Well, you know what?
26:47Before you do that, Ashley and Hannah.
26:49Mm.
26:51Yeah, in L.A., it's going to be 69 degrees and foggy.
26:55What is foggy?
26:56What's that?
26:57Foggy.
26:57You know what foggy is.
26:58Wait.
26:58Have you ever heard of fog?
26:59Big, big, big cloud.
27:00Hold it.
27:00Oh, okay.
27:00Did I hear that right?
27:01Repeat the weather?
27:02So it will be 69 degrees and foggy.
27:06One more time.
27:0769, 69 degrees and foggy.
27:09No significance.
27:14All right.
27:14I love the Chargers.
27:16Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:17You're a hitter.
27:18Oh.
27:19Chargers have lost three consecutive games against the spread versus the Dolphins, Commanders,
27:24and Giants.
27:25In his pro career, Jim Harbaugh has never lost four straight against the spread.
27:29The Chargers themselves haven't lost four straight against the spread since 2020.
27:34Very powerful.
27:35Wow.
27:35That's a crazy stat.
27:36Very powerful.
27:36Very powerful.
27:37And thanks for the win last week.
27:38I would have lost the Browns.
27:40I had the Browns.
27:41I went off the Browns onto the Steelers, directly credited to you.
27:45That's awesome.
27:46That feels good.
27:47Appreciate it.
27:48Thanks for being great.
27:50I love the Chargers in this game.
27:51Nothing?
27:52Nothing about?
27:5369.
27:55Can I just say this?
27:57I said to Sandy, I'm obsessed with Ashley.
28:00I'm obsessed with Hannah.
28:03Any shot would have forced him?
28:05Oh, my God.
28:07What are you talking to?
28:08Oh, my God.
28:09Are you talking to Sandy or are you talking to Ashley and Hannah?
28:11I'm talking to the chat.
28:14I'm talking to the people that unconditionally love me and want to pay.
28:17All right, so chat, you decide.
28:18You know, that was cut out of the show.
28:19You say yes or no.
28:21Yes or no.
28:22They were paying thousands for that.
28:22Keep a comment on the phone.
28:23We'll do a yes or no in the chat.
28:24If there's enough yeses, it's on.
28:26Okay, fair enough.
28:28Sandy responded by, you fucking fat slaw pig.
28:32You're a fucking pig.
28:34I'm never having sex with you again.
28:36So I just want to explain how she responded.
28:39Okay.
28:39Love the Chargers here.
28:41Love the Chargers in this spot.
28:43Love the Chargers.
28:44It is a...
28:46Mike popped out.
28:59That tie looks so good.
29:00Great tie.
29:01You look so good today, Stu.
29:03I don't look bad.
29:03You look great.
29:04I mean, for 64, it has been 34 years past their prime.
29:08I still fuck.
29:09All right.
29:10We're going to take a break.
29:11When we come back, we've got two more games,
29:12and we have our mortals back right after this.
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30:46We have two games to go.
30:48We have the game of the week.
30:50The game of the week.
30:51We will have our parlays for the game of the week on DraftKings.
30:55Commanders at Cowboys.
30:56Cowboys plus two and a half.
30:57Over under 55 and a half.
31:01What are you doing?
31:03Drinking water.
31:04You can't drink water?
31:05I didn't know if we were allowed to tank with the sponsorships and stuff.
31:07I don't know.
31:08We can't drink water?
31:09Yeah, you don't want to show the label.
31:13Media trained.
31:14I get it.
31:15Yeah, you are media trained, but I think we can show the label.
31:18Really?
31:18Body armor.
31:19I've been drinking like that for years.
31:20I don't know.
31:20We love body armor.
31:21We do love body armor.
31:22It's a body armor.
31:23But you look ashamed to drink the body armor.
31:25No, I don't.
31:26I just, I don't, I don't know who's like sponsoring the show.
31:29I don't want body armor to be like, hey, but you know, we didn't pay for that.
31:32Okay.
31:34Commanders at Cowboys.
31:36Let's go with weather first, Ashley.
31:39In Dallas, it's going to be 77 degrees and clear skies.
31:43Okay.
31:43Hannah.
31:44Dak Prescott is 10 and 3 against the spread versus Washington in his career.
31:49The best QB against the spread versus Washington in the last 20 years.
31:53Dak is 6 and 0 straight up and 5 and 1 against the spread at home against Washington.
31:58Okay.
32:03I know you love it.
32:04Is Terry McLaurin going to be back?
32:05I don't think so.
32:07I kind of like the Cowboys in this game.
32:09Without Terry McLaurin, he cannot stretch the field.
32:12And you could see that Jaden Daniels is not healthy.
32:15You could see that he's just a second slower than he was.
32:19Because he was so shifty last year and he avoided so many sacks and so many bad spots.
32:25They're catching him now.
32:26Their offensive line is not what it was last year.
32:28Without Terry McLaurin, you can't stretch the field.
32:31That's a key.
32:31What are you taking?
32:33I'm still going to lay the number with the Commanders because it makes no sense.
32:36I mean, I made the Cowboys 2 and 1⁄2 in this game because of McLaurin's injury.
32:41Minus 2 and 1⁄2?
32:42Yeah.
32:43And they made the Commanders 2 and 1⁄2.
32:45So, the way I read this line is I think that people are going to come in on the Cowboys,
32:50prolific offense, be allowed to score the Commanders.
32:53They watch the Commanders look very poor against your Bears.
32:56Congratulations.
32:57They're good.
32:58Even though the Commanders gave the game away.
33:00But still, the Bears had to win it.
33:02They had to kick the field goals.
33:03They had to do well.
33:04And your quarterback made a couple of amazing throws.
33:08I mean, legit, professional, elite throws.
33:11No bullshit.
33:11Not soft.
33:12Stepped up like a fucking Superman and rifled the ball.
33:16I like the Commanders in this spot.
33:17I'm going to lay this number.
33:19Okay.
33:19Jerry.
33:21I feel like I'm in a sucker spot here, but I'm going to take the Cowboys.
33:24I feel like the sucker spot is the Commanders.
33:26You think so?
33:27I think it's opposite.
33:28I don't know.
33:28Not as far as numbers, shops and public all over Dallas.
33:32I know Dallas' defense is terrible, but something's got to give Dak's playing out of his mind.
33:36He is.
33:36I mean, Dak is, if that team has two more wins, he's in MVP talks.
33:41Easily.
33:42Probably the MVP.
33:43But, yeah, I'm taking the Cowboys.
33:45At home, they need a win bad.
33:47A real bad.
33:48And I don't think the Commanders are, like, that good.
33:50They don't look great.
33:51What's the main, what's Pickens is on.
33:53He's on Unreal.
33:54That was his best game as a pro.
33:55Yeah, yeah.
33:56That was by far his best game as a pro.
33:57That was the first time in my life that I've seen him that I said, George Pickens is an A receiver.
34:02No, yeah.
34:02That was bully ball.
34:03He's going to get paid.
34:04I mean, he caught balls with his fingertips.
34:06He ran excellent routes.
34:08Yeah.
34:08He bullied people.
34:10Wow.
34:10What a game.
34:11I miss him every day.
34:11If you have C.D. Lamb on the other side, how are you ever stopping Dak Prescott?
34:15No.
34:15You're not.
34:16I don't know if he's back.
34:17Is he back?
34:17No.
34:17I don't think he's back.
34:18I don't think he's back.
34:19I thought he's out for the year.
34:21No.
34:21No way.
34:22Oh.
34:23C.D. Lamb?
34:24Oh, so how many weeks is he out?
34:25No, he's not out for the year.
34:26No, no.
34:26He's got to eat.
34:27Maybe next week or the week after maybe.
34:28Let me tell you something.
34:29That's the best offense in football.
34:30Because now, if you have an elite receiver, that is the key to running a great offense.
34:35That's it.
34:36You have an elite receiver because of the way they call things right now and because
34:40of the way, you know, you can't annihilate the quarterback.
34:43You know, Dak will sit there.
34:43You're not covering both of them.
34:45Mm-hmm.
34:45Wow.
34:46Pickens, really.
34:47I was impressed.
34:48Sorry to step on that.
34:48No, no.
34:48No.
34:49I love Pickens talk.
34:52Ah.
34:53This is a tough game.
34:54It is.
34:54A very hard game.
34:56I'll take the Cowboys plus two and a half.
34:57That was what I did.
34:58Ah, no.
34:59But Stu's right.
35:00Stu might be right.
35:03Commanders minus two and a half.
35:04Final answer.
35:05Commanders minus two and a half.
35:06All right, final game.
35:08Sunday night football.
35:09Falcons at 49ers.
35:11Falcons look great.
35:1349ers off a loss.
35:1549ers minus two and a half.
35:16Over-under is 47 and a half.
35:17What is the weather going to be like in San Jose on Sunday, Ashley?
35:22It will be 64 degrees and clear skies.
35:25Mm.
35:25Mm.
35:26Hannah?
35:27Since the start of the last season, the 49ers are 6-17 against the third quarter spread
35:32coming out of the locker room, including 0-6 third quarter against the spread this season.
35:37Say that one more time.
35:39Since the start of the last season, the 49ers are 6-17 against the third quarter spread coming
35:44out of the locker room, including 0-6 third quarter against the spread this season.
35:49Can I make a suggestion?
35:50Yeah.
35:51It's so obscure, that stat.
35:53Can we kill these third quarter stats?
35:56Who's writing the truth?
35:56Oh, wow.
35:57Tell them you don't want any more third quarter stats.
35:59Tommy's a piece of shit.
36:01I mean...
36:01I would like to change my pick for the Commanders and Cowboys.
36:03I would like to change my pick for the Commanders and Cowboys.
36:09What happened?
36:10No spread.
36:11Over first half, 27 and a half.
36:14Okay.
36:15Write it down.
36:16Okay.
36:17Documented.
36:18Documented.
36:19No more third quarter stats?
36:21No, I just think it's obscure.
36:22But be nice for you.
36:24I would die for Hannah.
36:25I would kill Sandy to have Hannah.
36:27What are you talking about?
36:27I can't be any nicer than Hannah.
36:29She knows it.
36:30She owns me.
36:30What are you talking about?
36:31It's just such a shit stat.
36:33It's not a shit stat.
36:34Give a fucking stat on the game.
36:36I don't want to hear third quarter.
36:38We're going to wait until the third quarter.
36:40You know what my pick is going to be?
36:41It's going to be the 49ers, third quarter, minus 122.
36:45Wait, 0-6?
36:46It was the 49ers or 0-6?
36:48It was that...
36:51Do I want to read it again?
36:52Yes.
36:53If you don't know it, you better read it.
36:55The 49ers are 6-17 against the third quarter.
36:58Oh.
36:59Right, coming out of the locker room.
37:00Oh.
37:00Falcons.
37:01Third quarter.
37:01Falcons, plus 102.
37:03Falcons, plus 102.
37:05Okay.
37:06Third quarter.
37:07Third quarter.
37:08I love it.
37:08That's my pick for the game.
37:09I love it.
37:09Third quarter.
37:10What kind of stat is that?
37:10I've got to wait halfway through the game before my pick starts.
37:13There's no other stats on the Sunday night game.
37:15That's trash, by the way.
37:18My pick doesn't start until the third quarter.
37:19If Tommy's writing this stuff, he's sabotaging you because you've overtaken...
37:23He's on the show for seven years.
37:26Nobody...
37:27Tommy who?
37:28No one even knows who he is anymore.
37:29I think he's sabotaging you.
37:31I want to go through your notes before you come on the show from that.
37:33The crazy...
37:34No, I think it's sabotage.
37:35It might be.
37:36I think he's jealous.
37:37You know how...
37:37You know, he doesn't know his sexuality.
37:39His little penis.
37:40Yeah, right.
37:41Come and go.
37:42He's so uncomfortable.
37:42You never heard of Hollywood Tommy?
37:45Do some research on Hollywood Tommy.
37:46It's HD.
37:47I think it's performative.
37:48Really?
37:48Yeah, I don't think he's ever fucked a girl in his life.
37:50No, I don't think so.
37:51Zero.
37:51By the way, I just realized I'm taking the Falcons...
37:54Falcons plus...
37:54Shout out, Roseanne, Tommy's mother.
37:56I love you.
37:57But your son is a virgin.
37:59Falcons...
38:00Falcons plus 102, third quarter.
38:03What happens if the Falcons...
38:07If the 49ers get the kick?
38:08I'm fucked.
38:09It's a ridiculous...
38:11It's a ridiculous bet.
38:13That's why I like it.
38:14Pick the game.
38:15Step up.
38:15I just did.
38:16Third quarter.
38:17Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:18Fair enough.
38:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:19Joe, did you just say what I thought you said?
38:23No.
38:24What did I say?
38:24Did you just say what I thought you said?
38:26I walked into the lion's den.
38:27I don't have the intelligence to know.
38:29You said...
38:29I don't know where I am right now.
38:30I'll tell you.
38:31I got you.
38:32I got you.
38:33I got you.
38:33Lifeline, pick the game.
38:35Stu, what's your pick on this game?
38:38Well, last week, all I know, Sunday night, I had the Chiefs and the under.
38:42The Chiefs and the under.
38:44Chiefs and the under.
38:45Monday night...
38:46Oh, excuse me.
38:47Sunday night parlay.
38:48Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner.
38:49And also on the Barstool special.
38:51Week 1, 2-in-1.
38:52Week 2, 2-in-1.
38:53Week 3, 2-in-1.
38:54Week 4, 2-in-1.
38:55Week 5, 2-in-1.
38:57Last week, 2-in-1.
38:5812 and 6.
38:59Six perfect Barstool specials.
39:01So I'm not going to give you the side and total and parlay for Sunday night.
39:05You've got to pay me on my paywall.
39:06StuFinder.com.
39:07As of right now, 7 straight winning days, 12 of 13 winning days, 6 straight Barstool specials.
39:13Right now, 3 best bets, 3 best bets, 3 best bets, favorite number, favorite position.
39:19StuFinder.com.
39:20Only $69.
39:21StuFinder.com.
39:22Only $69.
39:23And can I just say, shout out Scotty.
39:25Shout out Meredith.
39:27Shout out Bennett.
39:28I love you.
39:29I love you.
39:30I love you.
39:33StuFinder.com.
39:34Pay me, all I do is win.
39:36Great pick on the game, Stu.
39:37Thank you for leading me in like that.
39:38Yes.
39:39That was a pro.
39:39That was a pro.
39:40That was a pro.
39:41Jerry.
39:42I'm going to take the under in this game.
39:44Love it.
39:45Seems like Jeff.
39:46Add it.
39:46Jeff, Jeff Olbrick, right?
39:48Yeah.
39:48The defense coordinator.
39:49Yeah, he's got this defense.
39:50Yeah.
39:51Really played.
39:52Add it.
39:52The old Jets defense coordinator and head coach.
39:54Yeah.
39:55Everyone's going to bet all the Bajon overs in this game because of what he did last.
39:59Drake London.
39:59Is Drake London an A-plus receiver, an A receiver, or a B receiver?
40:04A receiver.
40:05A.
40:05My God, is he great.
40:06Yeah.
40:06Big boy.
40:07I mean, great and great hands.
40:09Big boy, too.
40:10Great hands.
40:11Strong hands.
40:11And wait a second.
40:12Can we say that Penix might be elite?
40:15Only eight games in the pros.
40:17Penix might be elite.
40:18Elite.
40:18Elite.
40:19He has the third least sacks of any quarterback in the NFL.
40:23I didn't know that.
40:24So that means he's super smart.
40:25Who told you that's that?
40:26They said it on Monday night.
40:27Ah.
40:28I had no idea.
40:29Because I love the Falcons.
40:32And I thought Penix was great.
40:33But then I used them as a best bet in Carolina.
40:36Oh.
40:36Playing four and a half.
40:37They got to be 30-0.
40:38Yeah.
40:38So I wrote them off.
40:40But they're elite at home.
40:42If you see their home and away splits, unbelievable.
40:44Night and day.
40:45Yeah.
40:45You know, Jekyll Hyde.
40:47At home, they're elite.
40:48On the road, they're like a paper tagger.
40:50And Carolina put them in their grave.
40:51You know, 30-0.
40:52Yeah.
40:52How did that offense score no points?
40:54Yeah.
40:55Crazy.
40:55How's that possible?
40:56Crazy.
40:57That's what happened.
40:57Jerry, under.
40:58Under, yes.
40:59I'll also take the under.
41:00I love it.
41:00Falcons plus 102 in the third quarter.
41:02Might be my favorite play of the card, actually.
41:03Oh, wow.
41:04Yeah, not immortal, but.
41:05Under 47 and a half.
41:07Okay, when we come back, we will do our mortals.
41:09I won the mortal off last weekend.
41:12Stu.
41:12Yes.
41:12We're now tied three and three.
41:14Yes.
41:14Jerry, what are you in mortals?
41:16Two and four.
41:16Two and four.
41:17All right.
41:17Back right after this with our mortals.
41:21The Polyfans.
41:32Ready to roll.
41:33Ready to roll.
41:33Ready to roll.
41:34Listen.
41:34Listen, all I want to do is make people happy.
41:38All I want to do is make people's lives better.
41:42How do I do that?
41:44Make you laugh.
41:45Make you feel something.
41:47Make you say, that was unbelievable.
41:50One of one.
41:52That's what I do.
41:53I do a cameo.
41:54I do it better than anyone in the world.
41:57Two to five minutes.
41:58Whatever the subject is, your birthday, your anniversary, your graduation, your wedding.
42:05To announce the bachelor party, where it's going to be.
42:09To announce your wedding party.
42:12Who's in it?
42:13Your best man.
42:14The groomsman.
42:15Whatever it is.
42:17How about a pick-me-up?
42:18Somebody's down in the dumps.
42:20You need me to raise their spirits.
42:23Raise their heart.
42:24Raise their soul.
42:25Give them hope.
42:26How about you want to shred someone?
42:28Someone did something to you.
42:30They need an ass kicking.
42:32I'm the guy to do it.
42:34How about somebody did great in fantasy football?
42:36You want to say, great job.
42:37How about somebody did pathetic in fantasy football?
42:39You want to send it in.
42:42Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
42:45Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
42:48Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
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43:37Mmm.
43:38That's good.
43:39Three and three.
43:40Two and four.
43:41Three and three.
43:42Big week.
43:43Yeah.
43:43I, oh shit.
43:45I think we have the same one.
43:47Where?
43:48Here or here?
43:52First.
43:53Okay.
43:53I liked that.
43:54Let's go.
43:54We'll double up on it.
43:55You want to double?
43:56Double up on it.
43:57I just want to say one thing.
43:59When Mincy ran the marathon last week, congratulations.
44:04I'll never forget it.
44:05And if you watched Dave's, um, talking about Dave, Dave Portnoy talking about it, he shredded
44:12Mincy.
44:13He shreds any marathon runner.
44:15He doesn't respect it.
44:16I never knew this.
44:17I ran the marathon in 2017.
44:19And I was so excited to show Dave my medal.
44:23Matter of fact, I was, I gave Dave the medal on the show.
44:28And he said to me, and he undressed me.
44:30Maybe the worst I've ever been undressed in my life.
44:34I didn't even talk back to him.
44:36My mouth was open.
44:38I, inside I was crying like a four-year-old baby.
44:41Inside I was crying like someone f***ed me.
44:43Inside I was crying like someone abused me.
44:45Okay.
44:45But I had a stoic face with Dave.
44:47Dave undressed me.
44:48Not only did he not take the medal, not only did he give it back to me, but he said, you're
44:54a fraud.
44:54You're explaining to me that you want to take credit for running, running straight.
45:01You're not jumping over things, Stuart.
45:03You're running.
45:04It's a hobby.
45:06Anybody could do it.
45:08I just sat there like.
45:10So, Mince, I validate your struggle of getting undressed by Dave Portnoy.
45:13It happened to me in 2017.
45:15But Dave, you can undress me anytime.
45:17Shout out, Dave.
45:18I love you.
45:18In a non-sexual way.
45:20You ain't undressing me.
45:22You're not undressing me.
45:23Okay.
45:25I really.
45:26And let me give my mortal.
45:27Okay.
45:27My mortal.
45:28This is really just like Stu's podcast.
45:30I love it.
45:31My mortal is the Browns over the Dolphins.
45:35That's my mortal.
45:35I don't see how they're favored.
45:37Yes.
45:37I don't see how they're favored.
45:38We had like minds.
45:39I said, the Browns are three-point favorites.
45:41The Browns f***ing suck.
45:43Give me the Browns minus three.
45:45I'm going to lay the number two.
45:46Let's do it.
45:47Let's do it.
45:47So, I don't think we've ever done this before.
45:49Wow.
45:49This is a double mortal.
45:50Double mortal.
45:50Double mortal.
45:52Mortal.
45:52Double mortal.
45:53Mortal.
45:53Double mortal.
45:54Oh, God.
45:55JJ just got it.
45:56Are you okay?
45:57I'm all good.
45:57I'm all good.
45:58I'm all good.
45:59Shout out.
45:59Ready to roll.
46:00What's your mortal?
46:01A little chalky, my mortal.
46:03Chiefs are going for four straight games with 30-plus points.
46:06I think they're back.
46:07They might be the best team in football.
46:08As a matter of fact, I think they're the best team in football right now.
46:11I agree.
46:11Right now, yes.
46:12Right now, yes.
46:14Team total over 28-and-a-half.
46:16They should shred that Raiders defense.
46:18They're dog shit.
46:19Geno Smith might throw two pick sixes.
46:21He's dog shit as well.
46:23Team total over 28-and-a-half.
46:24That's my moral this week.
46:26How does it lose?
46:26I don't see how it loses.
46:27Oh, they could score 28 points.
46:29Or 27, or 26, or 25, or 24.
46:32That's fair.
46:33That's fair.
46:33Have you ever seen a year like this that every week the top five in the NFL changes?
46:39Yeah, it's wild.
46:40Yeah.
46:40I've never seen this.
46:41I've seen them in every week, but yeah.
46:42Pretty much.
46:43Well, now, Chiefs – I said the Chiefs are dead three weeks ago.
46:48No.
46:48And now all of a sudden, all they've done is win.
46:50I said they're going to win the Super Bowl three weeks ago.
46:51Right.
46:52I said they're never going to win another Super Bowl again.
46:54I'm so wrong.
46:56Sorry.
46:56Is Rasheed back?
46:57Sorry.
46:58Rasheed is not back yet.
46:59He just said he's back.
47:00Oh, he might be back.
47:01Yes, week seven.
47:02Yeah, right?
47:03Yeah.
47:03He's back.
47:04He might be back.
47:04I love that.
47:05Wow.
47:05Love that for you.
47:06Love that.
47:07Love that.
47:07Okay.
47:08When we come back – oh, no.
47:10That's it.
47:10That's the show.
47:11Yep.
47:12Great show, everyone.
47:14Marshall Sports Advisor.
47:15We love you.
47:16And make sure you comment yes in the chat if you want to see that.
47:20We love you.
47:21We love you.
47:22I read every comment, every single one.
47:25And then he blocks you.
47:26And then if I don't like what you say, I block you.
47:29Correct?
47:31See, it's my world.
47:32You're living in it.
47:32I'm not going to let you, you know, abuse me.
47:35No.
47:36Be a man.
47:37See me in person and abuse me.
47:38I knock you the fuck out.
47:39Yeah, that's right.
47:4064, I knock you out.
47:42Knock you the fuck out.
47:43I'm taking boxing lessons again because I might try to run a triathlon.
47:47So I want to get tough boxing.
47:49You're not running a triathlon.
47:51A mini triathlon.
47:53A mini 13.1 miles, two miles swim, and then 100 miles on a bike.
47:58Stu, come on.
47:59100 miles on a bike?
48:00Yeah.
48:01You're at the point in your life, just walk.
48:02Just walk.
48:03I don't want to see you get injured.
48:04You tried to do rough and rowdy once.
48:05You tore your tricep in like three seconds.
48:07I'm 64, living in a 20-year-old mind.
48:09So anyway, so I'm boxing with this boxer.
48:12You're going to tear it?
48:13I'm really, I'm tagging him out.
48:15He punches me in the stomach.
48:16I pee right in my pants.
48:17Oh, my God.
48:18I lost my bowels and peed right over my pants.
48:22Oh, man.
48:23I didn't know that's even a thing.
48:24That's why you can't be doing this.
48:26I mean, he hit me so hard in his stomach because I hit him with a jab.
48:30I hit him with a jab, and I faked the jab, and I caught him with an uppercut.
48:33Although we were wearing headgear, but I f***ing caught this guy.
48:36He immediately just pounded me in the stomach.
48:39I peed right over my stomach.
48:40Oh, my God.
48:41Oh, he said to me, next time you pound me like that, I'm going to hit you so hard, you're
48:45going to shit on yourself.
48:49All right, great show.
48:50See you when I see you.