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00:00Um, the Thanksgiving edition, I think three kids that work.
00:07Oh, you're selling this. He sold it.
00:09No, no.
00:10He sold this.
00:10Sold what?
00:11Go ahead.
00:12No, no, no.
00:13No, continue.
00:14Three kids.
00:14I would never sell anything and then bring them here.
00:17All right, wait, hold on.
00:18Let's start the show.
00:18Hold on.
00:19Let's start the show.
00:19Because this is good.
00:20Well, that was pretty presumptuous.
00:22Yeah, I got it.
00:23I got it.
00:23I got it.
00:24I got it.
00:24No, no, no.
00:25It's not presumptuous.
00:26That was like what?
00:27You sell.
00:28You sell tours.
00:29Never.
00:30You get a little something.
00:32Get dick.
00:34Really?
00:34Listen, the only person in my life that's above my pay grade is you and Dave.
00:39Everyone else, I can't sell anything.
00:41Why don't you start selling me?
00:42The first few years, you were running some type of operation.
00:46Yeah.
00:46Never.
00:47You had like 30 people in the office.
00:48Because I was so excited because I never heard of Barstool and I thought they sucked.
00:52But everyone I met that I told I worked for them was like, oh my God, they're the greatest
00:56thing ever.
00:56I go, those guys are just not funny.
00:58And Dave is like, yeah.
01:00That's what I would tell everyone.
01:01But everyone that I said I work at Barstool, they're like, I love Big Cat.
01:04I love BFD.
01:05I love Hank.
01:06It was in that order, literally.
01:08They didn't say I love Dave.
01:09They said, I love Big Cat.
01:10I love BFD.
01:10I love Hank.
01:11Barstool, my date.
01:12Barstool, my date.
01:21Barstool, my date.
01:28With Jersey Jerry.
01:32Dan, Big Cat Caps.
01:35And the source, Stu Beiner.
01:48Barstool, sports advisors.
01:50We are back.
01:51It is week 10.
01:5310!
01:53Halfway there!
01:54Be careful!
01:55Halfway there!
01:57No, halfway there was last week.
01:59That's week.
02:00We do 20 episodes.
02:01Oh.
02:02I didn't know that we did 20 episodes.
02:0420 episodes.
02:05Okay.
02:05Yeah.
02:05We're halfway there.
02:06Halfway there.
02:07We're joined as always by Ashley, Hannah, Jerry, and Stu.
02:10Stu, you look good today.
02:13Yeah.
02:13I got this from Mr. Formal about three years ago.
02:16Could not fit into it.
02:17And I look like a stuffed sausage.
02:19And I look like a pig.
02:21And I look disgusting.
02:22Which is normally how I look.
02:23But now I fit into it perfectly.
02:26Do I start?
02:27You want me to start?
02:27Or do you just want to roll first and then we go?
02:29All right.
02:30First of all, I gained three pounds.
02:34Okay.
02:34So this Manjaro bullshit.
02:37Oh, we're still on this?
02:37It kills your appetite.
02:39Yeah.
02:39You can't eat.
02:41You'll get sick.
02:41I figured it out because I'm a fucking thief.
02:44You know what I mean?
02:44I'm a gutted drunk.
02:45So I go after what you tell me the ramifications.
02:49You tell me the rules and I smash the rules.
02:50First of all, I ate.
02:52There are no rules for Stu Feiner.
02:53I ate four times the amount I ate the week before.
02:56But all clean.
02:57Steamed green vegetables.
03:00Protein.
03:00I added a protein bar.
03:03I added some carbs.
03:05I added a fourth, fifth, and sixth cup of Stella because I just can't live on three cups.
03:09And I gained three pounds.
03:12That's a fucking problem.
03:14I called my doctor.
03:15The doctor says, it is impossible for you to gain weight on this drug if you're 35 pounds overweight still.
03:21I said, jerk off.
03:23Cunt doctor.
03:24I was talking to break your fucking face.
03:25You call a fucking oral surgeon because I'll break your fucking teeth, you cunt.
03:28I said, I gained three pounds.
03:30He goes, well, we might have to up the dosage.
03:32I go, I'm never up in nothing.
03:33Last time you up those, I threw up.
03:35So now I'm in a quandary.
03:36Now I got to fucking go back to starving.
03:39And I can't stop smoking pot.
03:42No.
03:42No, no.
03:43That might be part of the problem.
03:45No, no.
03:46The doctor said to me, are you smoking pot?
03:48I said, yeah.
03:48I go, how much?
03:49I go, I hit a pen like 50 times a day and I smoke like eight months.
03:55He goes, that's not normal.
03:56He goes, that, the pot is going to override the Manjaro.
04:00So that's why I'm at right now.
04:01So I'm a stoned, on the Manjaro, glorious failure.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Cut out the pot.
04:07You've done it before.
04:08Yeah, you stopped before.
04:09I know, but I can't.
04:10Too many emotions, too many feelings.
04:11Yeah.
04:12I'm a wreck.
04:13No, I'm a wreck.
04:14Yeah, no, I agree.
04:15I agree.
04:15I can't deal with life on life's terms when I'm getting up at 5.30 in the morning and
04:19I'm not going to sleep until 1.30 in the morning with these fucking games.
04:22Yeah.
04:22You know what I mean?
04:23It's very hard.
04:23What about some meetings?
04:24Maybe some meetings.
04:25I have no time for meetings right now.
04:27But yes, there's so many things I can do.
04:29You have time for meetings.
04:31There's so many things I can do.
04:32You want me to sponsor you?
04:33I can sponsor you.
04:34I'll sponsor both of you.
04:35Oh, I don't want to stop soaking pot.
04:36I still got this pen.
04:37I got a fucking blood dump and smoke before breakfast.
04:39I got to smoke that.
04:40Going to the Nick, not Nick's, Bulls, Spurs tonight.
04:43Oh, shit.
04:44Quartzide.
04:45You going to blaze?
04:46Quartzide.
04:47I'm going to blaze.
04:47The second the show's over, I'm running outside and burning.
04:50I might burn with you.
04:51Oh, I would so love that.
04:53Yeah.
04:53I would so love that.
04:56John Allen is almost in the guest cottage.
04:58It's so exciting.
04:59I sent you.
05:01I sent you the clip of my son.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:05It's such a great accomplishment that my son loves me enough with his girl and his wife-to-be
05:10to live like 20 yards away from me.
05:12So I can't wait.
05:13So that's very exciting.
05:15And besides not winning on the show, and last week we gave back a lot of money that we were
05:21up.
05:21We gave back 24% of my money that I was up for the year because it was a rough
05:25week.
05:25But feeling amazing, feeling hopeful, feeling positive, feeling blessed, we've sold 40 shirts
05:29so far.
05:3040 shirts.
05:31I'd like to get to 100.
05:33Can someone just go for their lungs and pay 35 bucks for a shirt that Hannah, Ashley, and
05:37me?
05:38All right?
05:38Have you pumped it yet on your TikTok?
05:40Oh, it's going to be happening.
05:43I desperately, on my hands and knees, licking the floor, putting petals of flowers where
05:50you walk.
05:50I need you.
05:51I promise.
05:52So to get to 100, I need you.
05:53She does.
05:54The fact that she hasn't pumped it is a little disrespectful.
05:58Big Cat, have you pumped it?
05:59She owns me, so.
05:59No, I'm not on the shirt.
06:01Oh, if you're on the shirt, then you will.
06:02I would pump it if I were on the shirt.
06:04I got left out of this year's shirt, so I will not be pumping it.
06:06No, no.
06:06No, no.
06:08Our holiday shirt is coming.
06:09Okay, so I'll pump that one.
06:11We're going to pump it.
06:12Yeah, I'll pump that one.
06:13No, but I don't pump shirts on my part of it.
06:14That is carte blanche.
06:15She can walk all over me.
06:17I'll pump it.
06:18I'll pump it.
06:18She owns me.
06:19Ashley, if you're pumped.
06:20That's all my to-do.
06:21Okay.
06:21We got two.
06:22We got two thirds of the shirt has not pumped.
06:27You put the three of these guys on a shirt, we all pump.
06:29You made the decision to cut me and Jerry.
06:32I got the joke.
06:35Huge for the cameras.
06:35That's for the slow people.
06:37You made the decision.
06:38What's he talking about?
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:42I got it now.
06:43You kept me and Jerry off the shirt.
06:46Jesus Christ.
06:47You decided to go with the ladies, which, fine.
06:51You know?
06:51Out with the old, in with the new.
06:53They don't pump like we pump.
06:55I don't pump.
06:56Can I say something?
06:57The last two shirts that us three have been on, epic bombs.
07:00Yeah.
07:0171 and 51.
07:02That's the amount we've sold the last two years back to back.
07:05That's pretty pathetic.
07:06It's more than 40.
07:07It's more than 40.
07:08We pump.
07:09But this is in its infancy right now.
07:11Oh, it's infancy?
07:12The 40 grows.
07:13I hope so.
07:15It goes to 41.
07:16And then 42.
07:17Then it goes to 42.
07:18Yeah.
07:19All right.
07:19What else you got before we get to the dance?
07:21How was dinner last night?
07:22Can I say Cafe Bionda?
07:24Yeah.
07:24It was absolutely unbelievable.
07:27First of all, first time ever, Ronnie Deutsch.
07:29Oh, best.
07:30He is such a sweetheart.
07:32He is such a sweetheart.
07:32He is a kind human being.
07:34Uh-huh.
07:34And everything I kept feeding him, it's like, this is the best ever.
07:37I've never had this.
07:37This is the best ever.
07:38I've never had it.
07:39Yeah.
07:39So that was great.
07:39Danny Conroy went to the meet.
07:41Conroy?
07:42Yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:42It's Conroy.
07:43Danny was never there.
07:44Did I say his name right?
07:45Yeah, it's close enough.
07:46Sort of?
07:46Close enough.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:47He wasn't there?
07:48He was there.
07:49First time ever.
07:50Okay.
07:50Um, who's that **** we spoke about?
07:53That's number one by Stephen Chey.
07:56Oh, you're referencing Dante.
07:58Yeah, that **** he came in.
07:59How is he the nicest looking guy?
08:01Stephen Chey.
08:03I mean, it shows you.
08:04It shows you what these Chinese like.
08:06They like, like, feminine men.
08:09He picked Dante as number one.
08:11Yeah, we're in a bath house.
08:13How is he number one?
08:16Like, if that guy ain't sucking dick,
08:18I don't know who is.
08:19He's the biggest closet femme we got here.
08:22Closet femme?
08:22So, um, shout out Stephen Chey.
08:25Uh, shout out Dante.
08:26Okay.
08:26I love both of you.
08:27Okay.
08:28I wouldn't do either of you.
08:29Not my types.
08:30I don't do Chinese and I don't do ****.
08:33I just don't.
08:34Will you just say that word now?
08:36No, I don't know.
08:36He's going to bleep it now.
08:38I just think it rolls well and it's funny and it's flowing.
08:41No, it's making me laugh.
08:42So, it's Spider, who's been to a million things.
08:44Stephanie, who's been to a million things.
08:46Um, then we had Annika and Annika's BF from some college that he bragged about.
08:53He's the big man on campus.
08:54Wait, a boyfriend?
08:55Because he's banging Annika.
08:56Yeah, absolutely.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Such a sweet heart of a guy.
08:59Brand new.
09:00He was there.
09:01He came.
09:01Wow.
09:02She's like, I got a new dick.
09:04Can I bring him?
09:04I'm like, sure, bring the dick.
09:05Yeah.
09:06And she did.
09:07So, it was Annika and Dick.
09:08And then it was Dante.
09:10And then it was Ella.
09:12And then it was Mike Kadic.
09:14Let me tell you something.
09:15Ella controls every fucking party she's at.
09:17She choked out Dante to a level where they almost swung.
09:20She's doing jujitsu.
09:22Excuse me.
09:23Jujitsu.
09:24So, she goes around and chokes him the fuck out where he had to get up off his plate and
09:29throw her.
09:30Like, throw her.
09:31Then she choked out Spida.
09:33Yeah.
09:33You know, we ordered everything soup to us.
09:35It was like a $1,300 meal, tip $500, $1,800 meal.
09:38We rocked.
09:39We rocked.
09:41Kadic and Ella, they, Ella showed me the jujitsu that they were doing in the backyard.
09:45They just need a date.
09:46It's enough already.
09:47She's like, oh, check out me and Kadic, like, wrestle in the backyard.
09:50What are you talking about?
09:51Oh, you don't know.
09:53What?
09:53Strike that.
09:54But a great meal.
09:56Yeah.
09:56I mean, unbelievable.
09:57When you want to go there, I'm going, I was going to cancel it the last time.
10:00I was ever going to do these because I can't really go for $2,000 because am I getting
10:04that stipend?
10:06Remember, I asked for the, I asked for all my Ubers and all my food for the last four
10:11years combined, plus $100,000 legacy.
10:14I don't think so.
10:15Boeing's been here nine years.
10:16I don't think so.
10:17Legacy.
10:18I rounded up for a quarter mil.
10:19I don't think so.
10:20I'll settle right now with you for $50,000.
10:22I don't think so.
10:23I can't go backwards and do that?
10:25No, I don't think so.
10:26$25,000?
10:27No, I don't think so.
10:28Jesus Christ.
10:29$10 large?
10:31No, I don't think so.
10:32On a $250,000, you won't settle on $10 large that you owe me?
10:35What is $250,000?
10:37What are you talking about?
10:38$250,000.
10:39All my Ubers, all my food.
10:39Are you going out to dinner every night?
10:42Not every night.
10:43I go breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
10:44Right, but you taking half the office out to dinner, that's not...
10:48Well, that's why I went from $250,000 to $10,000.
10:50I understand that.
10:51I agree with that.
10:52I validate what you just said.
10:53That makes me feel like the $250,000 wasn't real.
10:56It was an absolute real number because I put $100,000 in there as a legacy bonus.
11:01I've been here nine years.
11:02I deserve $100 large.
11:04All right, we'll talk after.
11:05Okay, thank you.
11:05I appreciate it.
11:06And when are we going to the breakfast and when am I coming to the house?
11:10I already told you breakfast is going to be once Pick'em is over, we'll do breakfast.
11:16Okay.
11:16And at your house?
11:19We'll figure it out.
11:20Okay, thank you.
11:21We'll do it.
11:22We'll do it.
11:22I got to...
11:23It's like, you know whenever you have one of those things that you've just been kind
11:27of pushing off, pushing off?
11:29Yeah.
11:31Me being like, hey, honey, Stu wants to come over and bring an Xbox and 500...
11:36She loved me.
11:37500 cans.
11:38She actually loved me.
11:39I love you.
11:41No, she does too.
11:42I love you.
11:42But like, it is, you know, we got to get ourselves ready for it.
11:46Okay, fair enough.
11:46You know, it's like, it's a different thing.
11:48I understand.
11:48The funny man.
11:49My kids love you.
11:50They always say the funny man.
11:51They watch the whole Thanksgiving episode and watching you pie yourself.
11:55Oh, miss themselves.
11:56Did we get pies?
11:57Did we get more pies?
11:58Did we call someone for more pies?
11:59We did.
12:00Okay.
12:00That doesn't...
12:00The pies are the key.
12:01I know Hank's face that.
12:02He did not.
12:04I'm telling you right now, he did not.
12:05But it's just responsibility.
12:06He nodded.
12:07No, he nodded just so that you'd stop asking him.
12:09Okay, I'm going to stop.
12:10No, no, no.
12:11I'm saying the opposite on this case.
12:13Oh.
12:13He has not done anything.
12:14All right.
12:15Can we get like 20 pies?
12:17Pies would be taking care.
12:18All right, pies.
12:19What's that?
12:19All right, 20 pies.
12:20I want 20.
12:2120 pies.
12:2220 pies.
12:23You've got to get some...
12:24And we've got to get a lot of whipped cream so me and Jerry can spray whipped cream.
12:27You can see, I don't want to...
12:29Last time you shitted in your pants and threw up.
12:32Yeah.
12:32And it smelt.
12:33Yeah.
12:34I mean, it's bad.
12:35It's bad.
12:35It was, you know, really interrupted to smell the odor of the show.
12:39I'll gag right now.
12:40No, no, no.
12:41I don't think I can smell your poopies in your body.
12:43No, no, no.
12:44We don't want to do that.
12:45All right.
12:47Let's do some pics.
12:48It's a football show after all.
12:49I am going to do something, boys, this week.
12:51I'm going to go mega.
12:52I'm going to go mega.
12:54I'm going to do a lot of pics.
12:55I think I've gone, like, six weeks.
12:58No, it's not even chasing.
12:59I've gone six weeks in a row where I've gone, like, three and five or four and four.
13:03I'm sick of it.
13:04Yeah, yeah.
13:04I'm ready to take this fucking NFL season by the throat, choke it out, and say, you're
13:08my bitch.
13:09So, let's get into it.
13:11I love that attitude.
13:11You like that?
13:12Thank you for setting the tone.
13:14Yes.
13:15All right.
13:15Here's the first game.
13:16We're going overseas.
13:18Patriots at Lions.
13:20Over-unders 51 and a half.
13:21Lions minus two and a half.
13:24I don't even know where this game's being played, Ashley.
13:26I think it's Germany?
13:27Germany.
13:27Germany.
13:28That's right.
13:29And I believe so that it's Munich.
13:30But in that place, it's going to be 40 degrees and sunny.
13:34Okay, Hannah, what about our Trove stat?
13:37Hey, guys.
13:37Listen up.
13:38Ripping packs on Trove is the most fun I've had on my phone.
13:41It has every major sport, Pokemon, and One Piece.
13:44Every card is expertly curated and PSA certified.
13:47And the odds are shown right up front.
13:49The chase cards update in real time, and new cards drop every day.
13:52There are no hidden fees, no forced sellbacks, none of that shady stuff.
13:55Then there's pack battles, where you go head-to-head live.
13:58I'm picking Jerry because I want the easy win.
14:00If you pull something huge, the buybacks are the best anywhere.
14:03100% of market value in the first minute, 93% for the next hour, and 90% forever.
14:09If you hold your cards, your collection pays you a monthly dividend.
14:12Use code BSA20 for 20% off your first purchase.
14:15The best cards are in Trove.
14:16After the trade deadline, Dan Campbell's teams are 30-15-1 against the spread, 66.7%.
14:23The best of any coach with 30 or more games.
14:26Yep.
14:26Love it.
14:27Love it.
14:27Love it.
14:28Also, I think we're undefeated on the early games.
14:32I think we've had four of them, and we've won every game.
14:34I've won every game.
14:35I had the over last week.
14:36Oh.
14:37I've won every one of them so far.
14:38So that was a personal you or a...
14:41No, I thought all three of us agreed last week.
14:43No, I had the Bengals and the over.
14:44Would you agree?
14:45Under.
14:46I had the under.
14:47Oh, so I was the only one to win?
14:48No, he won.
14:50Oh.
14:50Oh, yeah, the under.
14:51Yeah, the under.
14:51I went under.
14:52What'd you have on the side?
14:53Say it again?
14:54What'd you have on the side?
14:54I didn't have the side.
14:55You didn't have the side.
14:55I had the side.
14:56Yeah.
14:57You had Bengals?
14:57This is my fourth straight.
14:58I don't know if you knew this, but he had the side.
14:59I didn't know you had the side.
15:00Yeah.
15:01I had the side.
15:01Yeah.
15:02The rare winners I get on the show, I got to fucking toot my horn.
15:05There you go.
15:06There you go.
15:0915-15-30 is fully in play right now.
15:11It's back?
15:11I fucked like a porn star.
15:13How did you not lead with that?
15:13I fucked like a porn star.
15:15I fucked like a porn star.
15:17All right.
15:18Scoob, what do you got in this game?
15:19I love the Lions.
15:20I think they'll bury the Patriots.
15:21I cannot believe how bad the Patriots looks against the Packers.
15:25I mean, it's one thing for the Packers to run them over.
15:28It's another thing for the Patriots to help and aid in that process by making penalties,
15:35scheme mistakes, no offensive line, no D-line.
15:39They suck dick.
15:40Lions will murder them.
15:41Patriot season is done.
15:42It's over.
15:43Fuck Drake May.
15:45Fuck the Patriots.
15:46All right.
15:47I got Lions as well.
15:48I got Lions minus 2.5.
15:49I also have the Lions team total over 26.5.
15:52Lions offense kind of looked not great last week against the Dolphins.
15:55Dolphins did a good job.
15:57Also not great against the Vikings.
15:58Pedestrian.
15:59I think they're going to have a good game here.
16:00Pedestrian.
16:01So I'm going to take Lions minus 2.5 and the over 26.5 team total Lions.
16:05Jerry?
16:05I'm on the Lions as well.
16:06Uh-oh.
16:07Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:10Oh!
16:11It's in the way!
16:13It's in the way!
16:15It's in the way!
16:23Oh, no!
16:23Oh, no!
16:25Stewfinder.com!
16:28I don't know.
16:29That didn't really break.
16:32Oh, it ain't good.
16:34It ain't packed.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:38Look at this.
16:39Look at this.
16:42Look at this.
16:43Oh, no!
16:47They're in bubble wrap.
16:50They got the money.
16:52They released the stipend for these.
16:55Thank you, Dave Portnoy, you cunt.
16:59That was amazing.
17:04Okay.
17:05Good fix.
17:07This game.
17:08I don't know.
17:08Shut up, Germany!
17:10Jerry?
17:11You killed my ancestors!
17:13Jerry, by the way, is 37-24-2.
17:1760%.
17:18He's on fire.
17:19So, Jerry...
17:22Yes, Stuart?
17:25He's raising his name.
17:26Oh, he's raising his name.
17:26Yeah.
17:27All right.
17:27So, Jerry...
17:29When is Germany?
17:29All right.
17:30So, Jerry is still picking the games because he's so hot.
17:33This game, I don't understand why he picked, but it's on here.
17:37Jaguars at Titans.
17:39Titans minus 10.5.
17:40Over-unders 46.5.
17:41He picked it because it's an easy one.
17:42Yeah, he picked it because it's easy.
17:43So, the Jaguars are the best team in the NFL right now.
17:45Are we just taking the Jaguars?
17:46No.
17:46Are they the best team in the NFL right now with the three additions at the trade deadline?
17:50Yeah, maybe.
17:51Probably.
17:55I mean...
17:55I mean, 49ers, Bills.
17:56Yes and no.
17:57Rate your top five right now.
17:58Rate top five right now.
17:59Right now.
18:00NFL, top five.
18:03Niners, Bills, Jaguars, Bears, Broncos.
18:10You got the Bears there at four?
18:11Yeah.
18:12I'd have them at three.
18:13Okay.
18:14I'm just showing respect to the Jaguars.
18:15That's fair.
18:16That's fair.
18:17That's fair.
18:18I got Bears, Bills, Jags.
18:20Net order?
18:21Yeah.
18:21Bears, number one.
18:22Niners?
18:23Bills, number two.
18:24Jags, number three.
18:26I don't believe in the 49ers.
18:27Broncos, number four.
18:28I'll put 49ers, five, just because they're the 49ers.
18:31Okay.
18:32So, wait.
18:32So, who do you like in this game, James?
18:34Oh, this is the Titans, plus ten and a half.
18:35Really?
18:36Yeah.
18:36Well, you have to think about it like this.
18:37I mean, this is an easy game because of this exact reason.
18:39You have the hook, ten and a half.
18:41That's a lot of points.
18:43Everybody's seen what the Jags did.
18:44I mean, Stu's talking about it already on the show.
18:46All the suckers are going to be like, oh, my God.
18:48This team is stacked.
18:49They're loaded.
18:50They're going to blow the Titans out.
18:52Wrong, though.
18:53This is the Titans.
18:53You got to think the opposite way, Dan.
18:55I'm taking the Titans, plus ten and a half this week.
18:58At home.
18:59Okay, Ashley, what's the weather in Tennessee?
19:02In Tennessee, it's going to be 51 degrees and cloudy.
19:05Oh, that's nice.
19:06Hannah, give me a pick.
19:08Since 2020, we've seen 78 teams close as a favorite of more than one possession on the road.
19:13Those teams are just 29, 48, and one against the spread.
19:17So, what's that team?
19:18That'd be the Titans.
19:20You got to take the Titans?
19:20Yeah, I'm taking the Titans.
19:22Love the Titans this week.
19:25Can we have some more mugs?
19:27I haven't picked yet.
19:29I'm going to take the Titans.
19:30Okay.
19:31I don't know how, but they haven't quit on Sali yet.
19:35And I think they'll give a good effort.
19:37And I think the Jags will somehow get backdoored.
19:41So, I'm going to take the Titans.
19:43Give me the Jaguars, Mike.
19:44Give me the Jaguars.
19:45A lot of points, Dan.
19:46Yeah, no, I know.
19:47That's kind of – I actually think, in a crazy, fucked-up way,
19:51if it was 9-1⁄2, I'd like the Titans.
19:5310-1⁄2 is like, you got to take the Titans.
19:55But no, I'm one step ahead of you.
19:57I'm taking the Jaguars.
19:59All right, next game.
20:00Chiefs and Falcons.
20:01Falcons plus 3-1⁄2.
20:02Over-under is 45-1⁄2.
20:04We're going to Atlanta.
20:06Hannah, I'll start with you and then, Ashley.
20:07I want to see the weather in Atlanta.
20:09Since 2022, the Falcons have played 15 games as a home underdog in Atlanta.
20:14The under is 11-4 in those games, including 11-4 to the second half under as well.
20:18Mm, mm.
20:21Ashley?
20:22In Atlanta, it's going to be 51 degrees, chance of rain showers.
20:25Okay.
20:26Ooh.
20:27This one's tough, boys.
20:28I feel like the Falcons got to get it right.
20:31The Chiefs have not looked great.
20:33No, they did kind of kill the Jets, though.
20:35I know, I know, but the beginning of the first half of that game was, like, a little weird.
20:38All right, so this is a game that you like one way.
20:42For some reason, I can't quit the Falcons.
20:43Okay.
20:44I can't quit them.
20:45Is that why you put this on?
20:45Yeah, I can't quit them.
20:47I think they're due this week.
20:48I smell an upset ear.
20:50I think they could win outright this game.
20:52I'm on the Falcons, and I'm on the under as well in this game.
20:55On the under?
20:5545 and a half.
20:56Okay.
20:57Stewart?
20:58I like Bijan to score.
21:00I like Drake to score, and Kyle Pitts to score, and I like the Falcons to piss all over the
21:05Chiefs.
21:05Mm.
21:06I mean, blow them the fuck out.
21:08All right.
21:08I hope they sack Mahomes, like, seven times, and I don't want his leg broken.
21:15I'm not going to say that, but I could dream it.
21:18Okay.
21:18You could dream it.
21:18I could dream it.
21:19I love Falcons here.
21:20I really love Falcons in this spot.
21:22Hey, did I say my overall record, even though I gave money back last week?
21:27No, we'll get to it, though.
21:28We'll get to it on Sunday football.
21:30Okay, good.
21:30I just wanted to show you.
21:31I'm going to take over 45 and a half.
21:34Yes.
21:35And over 20 and a half for the Falcons.
21:38I think Falcons' offense shows up in this game.
21:39I hope so.
21:40I like that Falcons' offense.
21:41Where's Drake London been?
21:42Where's Drake London been?
21:43I mean, show up.
21:44What's he doing?
21:45Yeah, come on, bro.
21:45He's getting triple-teamed.
21:46Well, Michael Penix is kind of shitty.
21:47He's getting triple-teamed.
21:48Michael Penix, every time there's a pass rush, he's full.
21:53He's a lefty quarterback.
21:55All right.
21:55When we come back, we've got two more picks, and then our mortals.
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22:2419 wins and eight losses on all the NFL primetime games.
22:2919-8.
22:30Just incredible.
22:31Unbelievable.
22:3241-25-1.
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22:3831-13-1.
22:40My college football run.
22:43Overall, put it together, 30 games over 500.
22:4588-58-2.
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24:43Great uniform matchup in the afternoon.
24:45Great uniform matchup.
24:47The 49ers at the Cowboys.
24:49The over-unders 55 and a half.
24:52Cowboys plus three and a half.
24:53Ashley, what do you got in Dallas on Sunday?
24:56In Dallas, it's going to be 61 degrees with a chance of rain.
25:00Okay.
25:01Hannah?
25:02Dak Prescott has started 42 career games where the total was above 50.
25:06He is just 15-26-1 against the spread in those games.
25:10Mmm.
25:10Oh.
25:11Mmm.
25:11Boys, let's talk.
25:13I'm going shootout.
25:14Yeah?
25:15I'm going shootout.
25:15I mean, you see a total like that.
25:16This is a crazy total, Jerry.
25:18Highest total of the year so far.
25:19Jerry.
25:20You got to go over.
25:21You have to go over.
25:23Jerry.
25:23You got to root for the points.
25:24Got to root for the points.
25:26Stewart.
25:27I think the 49ers will be exposed here.
25:29I think the Cowboys' offense will just shred the fucking defense.
25:31I don't think they're that great.
25:33I just don't.
25:34I think Cowboys will play a great game here and blow the 49ers out.
25:38And we could stop talking about the 49ers being top five team in the NFL.
25:41Mmm.
25:42I think Cowboys will just piss all over them.
25:44I really do.
25:44Is Pickens playing?
25:46I don't know.
25:47Hamstring?
25:47I don't know.
25:47Is he playing, guys?
25:48I don't know.
25:49Pickens?
25:49It's Wednesday.
25:50I don't know.
25:50Okay.
25:51He's kind of been irrelevant this year a little bit.
25:53Yes, he's not having a great year.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Jerry.
25:55But CD's epic.
25:56You got me pretty excited about this game now, Jerry.
25:58Highest total of the year.
25:59How could you not bet the over?
26:01Give me the over.
26:02Yeah.
26:03Give me the 49ers over 30 and a half.
26:05Oh, my God.
26:07Give me the Cowboys over 25 and a half.
26:10Is that their team total?
26:11Yeah.
26:1230 and a half?
26:1325 and a half?
26:13Yeah.
26:14Oh, so you're going all in.
26:16You're all in here.
26:17You know their fullback Usyk?
26:19Yes.
26:20So.
26:21Quiggs.
26:22Quiggs.
26:23His wife hates Quiggs.
26:24Wants him dead.
26:25Wait a second.
26:26His wife's the one that makes the jacket.
26:27Wants Quiggs dead.
26:28So my son, Ryan, provided a beautiful, beautiful TV setup to Usyk.
26:38In that speaker, they have a house.
26:40Met the wife.
26:41Wife's fucking a gem.
26:42Why does she hate you?
26:42Oh, yeah.
26:43No.
26:43Usyk is the man.
26:44We love him.
26:45Right.
26:45But his.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Why does his wife hate you?
26:47I said her outfits were tacky.
26:49Yeah.
26:50Quiggs called her outfits tacky.
26:51And then I immediately got a text from Kittle being like, who's this guy?
26:55By the way, does Kyle Usyk hate us?
26:58Why?
26:58For Quiggs.
27:00Yeah.
27:00Who's Quiggs?
27:01Yeah.
27:01So for people who don't know, Quiggs.
27:03Who's Quiggs?
27:05Quiggs is a great editor.
27:06What are we doing?
27:07Quiggs tweeted, I'm commenting on all of her name's Kristen.
27:12Kristen.
27:12Kristen Usyk's Instagram posts with her jackets just saying tacky.
27:18Kristen found that tweet and replied and was like, that's not very nice.
27:21I saw the response.
27:23George texted me a screenshot.
27:25He said, who the fuck is this guy?
27:26I'm going to beat his ass.
27:28Really?
27:29Yeah.
27:29That really went down?
27:31Yeah.
27:31We talked about it last year.
27:32Yeah, we talked about it last year.
27:33But listen, Kittle's like the best.
27:35I fucking love, I would die for George Kittle.
27:37And Usyk is a great dude.
27:38But it's Usyk's wife.
27:40Usyk's wife.
27:40Right.
27:41Exactly.
27:41She makes these $15,000, $50,000, $100,000 jackets.
27:45I tend to think they are.
27:47Right.
27:47That's a swift wear.
27:49Yeah.
27:49And all those things.
27:50I tend to think they are tastefully done and refined and beautiful.
27:54So I disagree with Quig's.
27:56Quig's got no sense of fashion.
27:58Come on.
27:58Quig's is a genius guy.
27:59Very funny guy.
28:00Guy wears a hoodie everywhere.
28:02What are we talking about?
28:04Quig said he's being absolutely dummied down and being replaced by AI.
28:11Is that true, Quig?
28:11That's what he said.
28:12Listen, this is what he said.
28:13Oh.
28:15He just said that's the opposite of what he said.
28:17He used to say it took nine hours to do this show.
28:19Now it takes him 15 minutes.
28:22Okay.
28:22Good for him.
28:23More free time.
28:24More time to do coke.
28:25Yeah.
28:26There you go.
28:27More time to do coke.
28:28All right.
28:30We've got everyone's picks in this game.
28:32Let's go to Sunday Night Football.
28:35Oh, boy.
28:36Oh, boy.
28:37Let's start with Ashley.
28:39What's the weather going to be like in Cincinnati on Sunday night?
28:42Gotcha.
28:43In Cincinnati, the weather is going to be 40 degrees and cloudy.
28:48Hannah.
28:49At home in AFC North games, Joe Burrow is just 6-8 straight up and 5-9 against the spread.
28:54In the first nine weeks of the season, Burrow is 0-5 straight up at home versus AFC North
28:58and is 6-3 straight up in week 10 on.
29:03Stuart.
29:05Stuart, give us your fucking not pick.
29:08First of all, this year has been a career year because I win.
29:12Of course.
29:13I win big.
29:14But for you to really reap the benefits of that, you have to go in your pocket and pay
29:19me via PayPal and via Zelle.
29:21That's all I take.
29:2319-8 primetime run.
29:2519-8 primetime run.
29:2741-25-1, full NFL run.
29:3031-13-1, full college football run.
29:33And if you put them together, 88-58-2 over a run, 30 games over 500.
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29:58Because gambling's for the rich.
29:59Have fun and lose money.
30:00But you're paying me to get hot, to streak.
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30:08Jerry, let's talk about it.
30:09I mean, this is the game of the year so far.
30:11Let's talk about it.
30:11Let's talk about it, yeah.
30:12I think the Steelers are good.
30:14I think they're really good, yeah.
30:16Yeah.
30:16I do.
30:17I do.
30:17And this is what I'll say about this game.
30:20This team's going to take the field, right?
30:22You're going to know what this Steelers team is going to be like first quarter.
30:26You're going to know what's going to happen in the game right away.
30:29Joe Burrow, I mean, great quarterback.
30:31He struggles against Pittsburgh.
30:33Yeah.
30:33He struggles against Pittsburgh.
30:34Cincinnati was in Spain.
30:36Yeah.
30:37Travel.
30:37Travel.
30:38Pittsburgh off a bye?
30:39Off a bye.
30:39That seems like a pretty significant rest change.
30:42Big Mike.
30:42I mean, the defense is doing.
30:44Big Mike.
30:44They're playing their balls off this defense, I will say.
30:47They're playing.
30:48Patrick Graham has these guys right.
30:50Aaron Rodgers, if you give him some time, he can make every throw.
30:54Mm-hmm.
30:54Every throw any quarterback can make, he can still do it.
30:57Mm-hmm.
30:58Listen, I think the Bengals are a really good team.
31:00I just think the Steelers are a better team right now.
31:02Are you worried about the revenge factor?
31:05From earlier, no.
31:06Yeah.
31:07No, no.
31:07Because this is a Bengals team that started the year.
31:10Obviously, they're really hot right now.
31:12But, like, I still don't trust that defense.
31:14I can't trust that defense.
31:16Are you in on the Steelers potentially making a run in the playoffs?
31:20This game has everything to do with it.
31:21Okay.
31:22I mean, they.
31:22So, this game is basically, if the Steelers win, run in the playoffs.
31:25Yeah.
31:25If the Steelers lose, Jerry's going to be doing, like, fucking random tournament streams.
31:30No, no, no, no, no.
31:31Oh, I had no idea that I was supposed to stream the football that's been scheduled for years.
31:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
31:36I have a tournament that if I win, I win two grand.
31:40Two grand.
31:40I want to say something.
31:41If D.K. Metcalf doesn't show up in this game, he's been invisible.
31:46But, if he doesn't show up.
31:48He doesn't know.
31:49He doesn't know.
31:49If he doesn't show up for a touchdown, they're not winning.
31:52Get ready to learn Jeremy, buddy.
31:53D.K. Metcalf.
31:54Go nuts.
31:55Touchdown.
31:56Anytime touchdown.
31:58Oh, really?
31:59Anytime.
31:59Did you just give a pick for Sunday night football?
32:01Yes.
32:02Wow.
32:03D.K. Metcalf.
32:05Anytime touchdown.
32:07Add this to the corn.
32:08D.K. Metcalf, anytime touchdown.
32:11But he also brings up a good point.
32:12They don't even, like, D.K. hasn't done nothing.
32:14Nothing.
32:15He doesn't even need him to win.
32:15Invisible D.K. Metcalf.
32:17I mean, they have Fryermuth, Darnell Washington, Jeremy.
32:20Mm-hmm.
32:21You know, like, Jalen Warren, top five running back in the NFL, easy.
32:25Yeah.
32:26He's, he.
32:26So, you're taking the Steelers.
32:27Of course.
32:28I'm taking the over.
32:29Okay.
32:30I'm taking a lot of overs, but that's fine.
32:32I think the Steelers' defense is not as good as we think.
32:35I think the Bengals' defense is not as good as we think.
32:37Really?
32:37The offense is better than we think.
32:39I'm going to do.
32:39The Bengals' offense might be the best in football right now.
32:42I mean, they're scary.
32:43I'm going to give you one.
32:43I'm going to give you one.
32:44Okay?
32:44I'm going to give you one right now.
32:45And then you can take one away from my card.
32:48If this loses, take a win off my card.
32:52Take the Steelers.
32:54I'm giving you a win.
32:56I'm giving you a win.
32:57You need the win.
32:58I mean, I'm hot.
32:59I haven't lost in weeks.
33:00I'm giving you a win.
33:01Just take the win.
33:02Take the worst.
33:05Bengals minus three and a half.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:08I mean, what are you doing?
33:09When you do this.
33:10He knows me.
33:11You know, I know you.
33:12You know, I actually don't like a side, but you just went so far
33:18to put up a win of yours.
33:20Come on.
33:20Get out of here.
33:21You going to stream this game or you going to be on the Call of Duty stuff?
33:23No, let's stream, of course.
33:24Okay.
33:25You sure?
33:26Yeah.
33:27We're streaming it, no?
33:28Have you been sleeping?
33:29No.
33:30I've been in a bad spot recently.
33:32Stop streaming until four in the morning, dude.
33:34It's more than that.
33:35What is it?
33:36I can't stop eating.
33:37Oh, why?
33:38I don't know.
33:39In my brain.
33:40Are you pregnant?
33:41No, I'm not pregnant.
33:42I'm a man.
33:43What?
33:44That's not what I saw election night.
33:46You have dueling addictions right now.
33:48You have the drugs down.
33:50Yeah, the drugs are gone.
33:51You're a power of example for over a decade.
33:54Yeah.
33:54Switch to eating.
33:55But the sugar and the carbs.
33:56The sugar.
33:56That's the problem.
33:57The sugar.
33:58The sugar and the carbs sets up a phenomenon of craving.
34:01Yeah.
34:02That as an addict, as a gutted drunk that you are, that I am, it stays in your mind and
34:07it owns you.
34:08Can't get it out.
34:09It owns you.
34:10And the more you eat, the more you want.
34:10I need to go to Overeaters Anonymous.
34:12They got that?
34:12It helped me.
34:13It saved my life.
34:14Yeah, I got to go to that.
34:15You know.
34:15You got to find a meeting.
34:16You got to find a meeting.
34:17Do it.
34:18I'd be dead without it.
34:19All right.
34:19Me too.
34:20Partial sports prizes.
34:21You don't need to look like Frank the Tank.
34:22We'll be back after this with our mortals.
34:50You want to tell everyone who's in your wedding party.
34:54You want to announce through a cameo, you had a baby.
34:58You want to announce you just got engaged.
35:01Whatever it is.
35:02I write the script.
35:04You write the script.
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36:34You laid it up.
36:35I let you blow it.
36:36That's fine.
36:37You blew it.
36:37Don't jump the gun.
36:39You said you premature ejaculated.
36:41And you did.
36:42All right.
36:42Nothing else.
36:43Nothing else.
36:43I won't do it.
36:44All right.
36:44I have a lot to say.
36:45What?
36:46First of all.
36:47No, no.
36:48First of all.
36:49Well, Friday, upcoming, I'm going to Barstow, New York.
36:53I'm seeing all the people sharing gut level, hugging it out.
36:56Might do some pod work.
36:57We'll see what happens.
36:58But it is Frank the Tank's 51st birthday.
37:03Okay.
37:04So when this show is being filmed, it'll be Frank's 51st birthday.
37:08I thought he was in his 40th.
37:09What are you talking about?
37:10Last year was his 50th.
37:11This year I was going to throw a fucking $100,000 party.
37:13If he ever got under $250, because he'd be able to dive off my diving board, you've got
37:17to be $250 or below.
37:18But now he's struggling at $290, he's back up to going to $400,000.
37:21So I would like everyone right now to sing to Frank the Tank.
37:25It's his birthday.
37:26Happy birthday to you.
37:30Happy birthday to you.
37:33Happy birthday, dear Frank.
37:3651, 51, 51, 51.
37:39Happy birthday to you, you.
37:43Okay.
37:45I just, I had to add that.
37:46It was critical.
37:47It was very important.
37:49His birthday would have been ruined.
37:50Well, I mean, it is Frank.
37:52Yeah.
37:52I love Frank.
37:53Frank is the best.
37:54He's one of the greatest success stories ever at Barstool.
37:58Agreed.
37:58Came in here owing $200,000, his fucking credit cards, being a court clerk at 500 fucking pounds.
38:04Now he's under $300,000.
38:06He's got $200,000 in a bank, makes a quarter of a million a year, all fucking cameo because
38:10of this company, makes another quarter of a million, working a year, half a million dollar
38:14fucking guy, smartest guy in the room, loving, giving.
38:18Frank, fuck off and die.
38:19We had enough of you.
38:20All right?
38:20What the fuck?
38:21He's joking, Frank.
38:22Who the fuck are you?
38:23We love you, Frank.
38:23You ain't nobody.
38:25We love you, Frank.
38:26I'll see you Friday for dinner and lunch on me.
38:29And maybe some pods.
38:30Of course it's on me.
38:31You're a cheap fuck.
38:32You never went in your pocket in your life.
38:34What's your pick?
38:34I'm going to Frank for like $150,000.
38:35You think he'd ever go into his pocket?
38:37Never.
38:37No.
38:38No, he did twice.
38:39Okay.
38:39He paid for lunch twice.
38:40Okay.
38:41What's your pick?
38:43Let me just say it again.
38:4419-8 primetime run.
38:4641-25 NFL run.
38:4831-13-1 college football run.
38:5088-58-2 overall run.
38:52StuFinder.com gets you to Sunday Night Parley for $99 on the best primetime and the Barstool
38:57special.
38:58Three best bets.
38:58Favorite number, favorite position.
38:59In the biggest, strongest, most important game on the card here.
39:03I love the Minnesota Vikings.
39:05I love the Vikings.
39:07They're pouring the Packers to sleep.
39:09Bye-bye, Jordan Love.
39:11Suck my dick, Packers.
39:13Suck my dick, cheeseheads.
39:15Yeah, fuck you.
39:16You think you're going anywhere?
39:18You're going nowhere.
39:19You're going down.
39:20Vikings piss on you.
39:22Seven sacks on Jordan Love.
39:25Seven.
39:26Seven sacks.
39:28They're murdering them.
39:30Love the Vikings here.
39:34Vikings defense right now is better than Seattle's defense last year.
39:38Now you give them Kirk Cousins.
39:40They are going to challenge the Bears to go to the Super Bowl.
39:45And Caleb Williams is going to have to pull something out of his ass like he did last year
39:48in the playoffs to beat them.
39:49But the Vikings right now are equal with the Bears as the two best teams in the NFL,
39:55slightly above the Buffalo Bills.
39:58Okay.
40:00My pick.
40:00It's easy.
40:01You mentioned the Buffalo Bills.
40:03I should have won my Immortal last week because it actually dropped to 46.5.
40:08I got it 47.5.
40:09It landed on 47.
40:10The Jets cannot play a lick of defense.
40:12The Jets cannot play a lick of defense.
40:13The Jets cannot play a lick of defense.
40:15They will let the Bills go up and down the field.
40:17And guess what?
40:18The Bills' defense has looked a lot better.
40:20They have also played Carson Wentz and Snoop Hundley slash Joe Fagnano.
40:25I'm taking the Jets' Bills over 50.5.
40:28Did I say his name right?
40:28No.
40:29What's his name?
40:29Fagnano.
40:30Okay.
40:30Jets' Bills over 50.5.
40:32That is my pick.
40:33I love it.
40:33I love it.
40:34I love it.
40:35But I'm also dogshitting mortal, so don't take it.
40:37And it's going to rain really hard on Sunday.
40:39God fucking damn it, Snoop.
40:40It's going to rain super hard.
40:42Yeah.
40:43My neighbor is having a...
40:45I can't say.
40:47Because he doesn't know about it yet, so I can't say what I was going to say.
40:49Did you know I had a fire yesterday at my house?
40:50So if you watch the show, it just blew with something, so I can't say.
40:53Dan, my house caught on fire.
40:55You caught on fire?
40:56No, not the house caught on fire.
40:58The grill caught on fire.
41:00Where?
41:00In my house.
41:01In my home.
41:02Did you have the grill on?
41:03All right, what's the weather on?
41:04Look, I'll show you.
41:05Look at this.
41:07New York, New Jersey.
41:08Oh, my God.
41:09Yeah.
41:10I forgot the grill was on.
41:12I forgot.
41:13It blacked out.
41:13How many hours?
41:14New Jersey looks sunny on Sunday.
41:1630 minutes.
41:16I'm sticking with my pick.
41:17Go.
41:1730 minutes.
41:18Go.
41:18Mortal.
41:19Okay.
41:20I love this game.
41:22Yeah?
41:22This is a mortal that I love the most up to this date this year.
41:26Wow.
41:27The Panthers are frauds.
41:29Ooh.
41:30The Panthers are full-on fraudulent.
41:34Saints at home.
41:35They're running the ball really good.
41:38Bryce Young is probably going to throw for two picks this game.
41:40Probably more.
41:40Their defensive line, they got a guy back this week.
41:43They're going to get to Bryce Young.
41:45I'm taking the Saints this week.
41:46Ooh.
41:46I'm trying to get back to 500 on my mortals.
41:48I think I'm four and five.
41:50I love the Saints.
41:51And I believe in Shuck.
41:52Shuck had a great clip.
41:53Did you see that clip about Shuck?
41:54The guy fumbled last week, right, in the Browns game.
41:59Shuck.
41:59Shuck pulls the guy to the side.
42:00He said, yo.
42:01He did the meme.
42:01He did the meme.
42:02Head up.
42:02I'm going to actually use it.
42:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:04Head up.
42:04Head up.
42:05Now you're going to get to rock again.
42:06Yep.
42:07Head up.
42:07You're going to get to rock again.
42:08Head up.
42:10It's like a PES dispenser.
42:12You're going to get to rock again.
42:12It hurts my fingers hard if your head is big.
42:15It's a big head.
42:16It's a heavy head.
42:17It's like a lard head.
42:18That's tough.
42:18Hey, what is this shit?
42:19What is this shit with Stephen Shea ranking the best-looking males?
42:23And Dave gave me a hard time ranking the best-looking females.
42:27And it wasn't even ranking them.
42:28I just said.
42:31It wasn't ranking them at all.
42:33It was me personally saying.
42:36Can I bring it back?
42:39Barstool Sports Advisors, we will see you next week.
42:42The 11 in the NFL.
42:44I don't stand.
42:44Be advised.
42:45Well, I don't stand.
42:46Be advised.
42:47Well, what's the problem?