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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back. It is week 11.
00:3211, 11, 11.
00:34Week 11 in the NFL.
00:37Week 11 in the NFL.
00:39We're here. Ashley, Hannah, Jerry, Stu, myself, ready to roll, ready for winners.
00:46One programming note, Henry Lockwood, our producer, is out.
00:50COVID.
00:51He got the vaccine?
00:52He got the vaccine.
00:53No, he did the booster last week.
00:55He got the booster?
00:56You know what happens when he gets the booster.
00:57How many boosters you got? Where are your glasses? You don't got glasses today?
00:59Oh my God, I forgot.
01:00Jesus.
01:01What the fuck? He was sitting here the whole time.
01:04Sorry.
01:05Okay.
01:06You've never taken a COVID shot, right? You've never taken a booster, have you?
01:09No, he did the fake. He faked it. He faked the card.
01:12I had to fake that fake vaccine card.
01:13Is that a felony?
01:15Yeah.
01:15Yeah, whatever. Come on.
01:17Fuck the government.
01:18Many families in your life.
01:19Fuck the government. But here's the thing. Without Hank here, we can say whatever the fuck we want.
01:24I love it.
01:24We can say whatever the fuck we want.
01:26This is a free for all.
01:27Yes. Say what you want, Stu.
01:30Stay. No, that wasn't.
01:31Oh, say what I want?
01:32What did you think I said?
01:34Clit, vagina, wet ass.
01:38My mouth going in on that ass.
01:41Going in on that vagina.
01:42You want me on your vagina.
01:44You want me on your...
01:45Don't get sick, Hank!
01:47Why did you say thank you when I said say whatever you want?
01:51Because I love saying whatever I want.
01:52Okay.
01:53Normally, I'm in a box, and I'm coming off a national show that we do that I have to be G-Stew, so I have to watch my piece of news.
01:59Have you sworn on that show?
02:01Not once ever.
02:01What's the craziest thing you've said on that show?
02:03Nothing.
02:04Nothing?
02:04Nothing.
02:05I don't like that.
02:06I don't like when Stu's in a box.
02:08The craziest thing that happened today is we were talking about, do you like to bet spreads and over-unders or props?
02:18And someone directly asked, Hannah, Hannah, what do you like to do?
02:22And she said, I like spreads.
02:23And I did not react.
02:25What would you have said?
02:26Let's do it again.
02:26Hannah, what do you like to do?
02:28Spreads.
02:29And I want to spread you!
02:30Let's go like cream cheese with butter on a hot toasted bagel.
02:40My dreams!
02:42When I die, you're going to kill me!
02:45That is what it's all about!
02:49That's on me.
02:50I should have known.
02:51That's on me.
02:52Shout out it!
02:52Hannah's mom and dad that are now fans of mine, I didn't know, and it's me, Sandy, Hannah, and Hannah's mommy and daddy.
02:59I'm taking to Maple and Ash, but you can get me a reservation, right?
03:03Yes.
03:03On me!
03:05Sure.
03:06Okay, so that was what you missed on Wake Up Barstool when you had G-Stew.
03:10No, no, I ignored it.
03:11Yeah, you ignored it in your head, in your little brain.
03:14And that little brain of yours was just spinning like, oh my God, what I want to say.
03:17T-Bob said it.
03:19Brandy went like this.
03:22Hannah, are you a prop girl, spread girl?
03:25I would say normally spread, because I'm learning as much as I can, but it's pretty much the easiest thing for me right now.
03:33Brandon, don't give me that look.
03:33I didn't realize.
03:35We let it go!
03:36Stop!
03:37And I didn't even move.
03:38Yeah.
03:38I didn't flinch.
03:39I think the wording was actually worse.
03:41I think he said, are you a spread girl?
03:42Yeah, you said.
03:44No, no, it was crazy.
03:45It was crazy.
03:46They were just trying to do it.
03:47I ignored it.
03:47You know what they're trying to do?
03:48That's entrapment.
03:49They're trying to entrap you.
03:50Give me another three months, it's going to be bar stew, or bar stew with featuring stew finder.
03:58I think you thought I said, Anna Hanna Montoya.
04:00I think you thought I said trap.
04:03Is it entrap?
04:04Entrapment.
04:05Oh, entrapment.
04:05They're trying to trap me.
04:07They're trying to set me up.
04:08No, no, no.
04:09Say, what are they trying to do?
04:11They're trying to set me up.
04:12No, no, but say the word.
04:13Entrapment.
04:14There it is.
04:14What did I say?
04:15Trap.
04:16Oh, trap.
04:16I mean, same thing.
04:18They're trying to trap you.
04:19Correct.
04:19That's basically, you know, like the old Bugs Bunny.
04:23You just have a box with a string, and it just has someone saying, like, hey, Stu, what's
04:28your favorite position?
04:29And he's just like, boom, trapped you.
04:33If you want my favorite position, it is 69, and then doggy.
04:37Okay.
04:37And then doggy.
04:38And then flat out eating ass.
04:40I'm okay with that.
04:41Jesus.
04:42You're already in the neighborhood.
04:43Flat out.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Flat out.
04:44You're in the same zip code.
04:45You just go right down the street.
04:47Exactly.
04:47Right.
04:47Um, I just, can I cut in now for a moment?
04:50Oh, please.
04:51Of course.
04:51I didn't realize you hadn't cut in yet.
04:53Um, Jersey Jerry.
04:54Yeah.
04:55One of the greatest winning profits in the history of props.
04:59Halftime.
05:00Yeah.
05:00Nothing, nothing.
05:01Yeah, but he's a scumbag.
05:02Did you watch?
05:03Heh.
05:04No.
05:05This fucking guy.
05:05Well, can we acknowledge the win?
05:07Yes.
05:08No, no.
05:08Great win.
05:09The win is great.
05:09No, no.
05:09The win is great.
05:10Great win.
05:10I fucked up.
05:11The win is unbelievable.
05:12He's a profit.
05:13The problem with Jersey Jerry is that he is the quintessential guy that if you give him
05:17an inch, he'll take a mile.
05:18Yeah.
05:18If you say, hey, Jerry, here's a cookie, he's like, oh, no, no, no, no pie with that.
05:23Yeah.
05:23Give him a last cookie.
05:24Yeah, yeah, right.
05:24Give him a last cookie.
05:25Yeah.
05:26The setup for that game, when we're going down to the halftime tie, the Packers are
05:31driving.
05:32They're in field goal range.
05:33The only thing that can save the halftime tie is a fumble.
05:37Yeah.
05:37The fumble happens.
05:39The ball is in the air.
05:40It's the perfect play, and Jerry's just screaming, too much time, too much time, too much time.
05:45While the ball is in the air.
05:46While the ball is in the air.
05:47Instead of cheering for the fumble, which was the only play that would save him, he's
05:52screaming about too much time for the Eagles after they recover the fumble.
05:54I was scared.
05:55There was 23 seconds left.
05:56I was scared, terrified Jalen Hurts was going to get two big passes down the field.
06:00But the fumble was what you needed.
06:02Correct, yeah.
06:03You were in field goal range.
06:04You were thinking in the future.
06:06Yes.
06:06Because that's why you've been able to hit these props, because you could look into the
06:10future.
06:10Dan's right, though.
06:11There wasn't too much time.
06:12There wasn't too much time.
06:13There was not.
06:14No.
06:14There wasn't enough time.
06:15No, there was not enough time.
06:15There was never enough time.
06:16So you're saying him being a pig.
06:19He's a pig.
06:19Piggy-wiggy.
06:20He's a piggy-wiggy, Jerry-piggy-wiggy.
06:23He can never have enough.
06:24He literally gets a miracle play to save the halftime tie, and in the middle of the
06:30play, he's like, well, it's actually bad, because there's too much time.
06:33There's 23 seconds left.
06:35Yeah, I mean, you know how I do it, though.
06:37How do you feel about that?
06:37No, I don't think they do.
06:43I don't think we can say that.
06:45Oh, we can't say that?
06:46I don't think they do.
06:46No, no.
06:46All right.
06:47Sorry, Hank!
06:47Do you have anything else?
06:48Yes.
06:50Nine and one, nine and one, nine and one on my barstool specials.
06:53I've never done that.
06:54That's 90%.
06:55Last week, Texan Giants won three straight barstool specials, so the paywall has been amazing,
07:01because, listen, if you're going to charge and you're going to make people pay, you better
07:04win.
07:05Yeah.
07:05And I'm winning 90%.
07:06Three best bets.
07:07$69.
07:08Favorite number, favorite position.
07:09StuFinder.com.
07:10Nine and one, nine and one, nine and one, nine and one, nine and one, nine and one, nine and
07:13one, nine and one, nine and one, nine and one.
07:15Love it.
07:16Nine and one.
07:17Incredible.
07:17Okay.
07:18Let's get to the games.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Week 11.
07:20We actually have an incredible card.
07:22Incredible.
07:23Incredible games.
07:23And we're all even on Mortal?
07:25Big time games.
07:26We are all even on Mortal?
07:27Five and five.
07:28Five and five.
07:28Five and five.
07:30Let's start with Jerry Steelers.
07:32Yeah.
07:32The dog shit Steelers.
07:33Bengals at Steelers.
07:34Steelers are minus five and a half over under his 49 and a half.
07:38Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Pittsburgh on Sunday?
07:41In Pittsburgh, it's going to be 46 degrees with a chance of rain.
07:44Mmm.
07:46Field's tough.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Field's going to be bad.
07:48Field's going to be bad.
07:49Hannah?
07:50This is the 26th meeting between Flacco as a starter and Mike Tomlin as the opposing coach.
07:55In their last 11 meetings, Flacco is seven, three and one against spread versus Tomlin.
08:00And in his career, Flacco is nine, five and one against the spread as an underdog against
08:04Tomlin.
08:05I also have a second stat.
08:06Jerry has a girl wallet.
08:10What?
08:11I thought you were keeping that between us.
08:13Wallet for women.
08:15You have a girl wallet?
08:18I got a wallet that I purchased that it was in the men's section.
08:21Can I see it?
08:25You have a girl wallet?
08:27Are you getting woke?
08:29I don't want to do this, honestly.
08:31No, are you getting woke?
08:32You're going to have to do it.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:36It's like a hot dog style.
08:38It's like he stole Sandy's wallet.
08:41Jerry!
08:42That's a girl wallet, Jerry!
08:45What are you doing?
08:46It's not.
08:46It says JJ in here.
08:47Yeah, what are you doing?
08:48It says JJ in here.
08:49Burberry!
08:50How much cash does he have on him?
08:51How much cash does he have on him?
08:52Damn.
08:53That's a max wallet.
08:54When a guy hits every prop, that's what you'll work.
08:57It's got 40 credit cards.
08:58It's got 30,000 cash.
09:00You've got a girl wallet?
09:02Yeah.
09:02It was in the men's section.
09:03Why do you have a girl wallet?
09:04It was in the men's section.
09:07What the fuck?
09:08I have a lot of cards.
09:08I couldn't fit my cards in the card holder.
09:11And I don't like a wallet, the fat wallet.
09:13I don't like carrying a fat wallet.
09:14This is the biggest wallet.
09:16What are you fucking talking about?
09:17This wallet goes in a purse.
09:18That's my winter wallet, though.
09:20That's your winter wallet?
09:21Yes.
09:21Do you keep that in your front pocket?
09:23Well, that's my winter wallet, so I keep it in my hoodie.
09:26Oh, so you don't keep it in your pocket?
09:27No.
09:27People would say, is that Jerry's?
09:30Wallet, or are you happy to see me?
09:32No, that's your girlfriend's wallet.
09:34She drives you to work every day, and then she gives you the wallet.
09:36It says JJ in it.
09:37That could be anyone.
09:39It could literally be anyone.
09:40Janice James.
09:41Yeah.
09:41Yeah.
09:42I thought it was nice.
09:44I don't know.
09:44You're in touch with your feminine side.
09:47That's like Sue.
09:48Remember, Sue has a girl watch?
09:50Which one?
09:51No, I wouldn't.
09:51No, he's got a real men's watch now.
09:53Here it is, advertising.
09:55Thanksgiving's coming, Christmas coming, Hanukkah coming.
09:58Brick watch.
09:59Brick watch.
10:00Forget Rolex.
10:00I got six of them.
10:01I never wear them.
10:02Forget Cartier.
10:03I got $200,000 Cartier watches.
10:05You know where they are?
10:06In the toilet.
10:08Brick watch.
10:09Brick watch.
10:10He's the last guy doing advertising.
10:11By an American icon, Dave Portnoy.
10:14It was in the mind of Dave Portnoy.
10:17And it's fabulous.
10:19Everyone says, wow, what is that?
10:21I said, that's Dave Portnoy's invention.
10:23And they go, I love Dave Portnoy.
10:24I love Miss Peaches.
10:25And I love you.
10:26Get a brick watch.
10:27It changes your life.
10:29Mincy.
10:30Email Mincy.
10:32He's got the best price.
10:33Do you not remember when Stu had a girl's watch?
10:36She had like a little, tiny watch.
10:38It was so funny.
10:39$40,000 gold Cartier that Sandy bought me in 1990.
10:43They said it's feminine.
10:44My new watch is fixed.
10:45I got broken on the set of snorting fake coke at Sports Advisor.
10:48So this is my time right now.
10:49Did you get that out of one of those 25-cent?
10:52That is the smallest face of a watch I've ever seen.
10:54My wife bought me this in 1988.
10:57Cartier.
10:57$12,500.
10:59There's no chance that's a men's watch.
11:01That's a man's watch.
11:01That's not a man's watch.
11:03Hey, skinny, skinny.
11:04Show us the camera.
11:05Show us the camera.
11:06Hey, thong wearer.
11:07This is a man's watch.
11:08This is a man's watch.
11:10Listen.
11:10This is a man's watch.
11:11That's a man's watch.
11:12This is a man's watch.
11:13You bought bubblegum.
11:14This is $12,500, 1998.
11:17You know what I'm saying?
11:18I'm sitting at a barstool in Manhattan wearing this watch.
11:21That's a woman's watch.
11:22That's a fucking woman's watch.
11:23That's a woman's watch as they come.
11:25You're fucking face-head, dude.
11:27First of all, feel the watch.
11:31Yeah, it's a nice woman's watch.
11:32It's a man's watch!
11:34You think Brick Watch would have did well if Dave sold it for like $250, or no?
11:39I don't know.
11:39What do you mean?
11:40How can he sell for $250?
11:41It costs him $600 to make.
11:42Oh, really?
11:43$680.
11:44The exact number is $680.
11:46Oh, I didn't know that.
11:47I wanted to buy 100 of them for $100 each, and he's hated me ever since.
11:52I didn't know it cost that much to me.
11:53Holy shit.
11:54$680.
11:55He would have lost money, yeah.
11:56Yeah.
11:56Jerry, let's talk about this game.
11:57Yeah.
11:58What do we got?
12:00I'll be honest.
12:02I don't know what this team is.
12:04I mean, I know exactly what they are.
12:05They're the Steelers.
12:06I know, but they're up and down, though.
12:07You know what I mean?
12:08Yeah, they're the Steelers.
12:09They're going to go 9-8.
12:10I'm taking the under in this game only because I feel like the defense the last two weeks,
12:16while I know that they lost that game against the Chargers, they played great against the Colts,
12:20the defense was playing well the last two weeks, especially in the first half.
12:24I think they're going to get off to a hot start on defense.
12:27I'm taking the under in this game.
12:28I really love the under.
12:30I don't have a side in this game.
12:32If the Steelers were minus 4-1-2, I'd probably take them.
12:365-1-2 scares me a little bit.
12:37There's no difference.
12:38Yeah, there is.
12:39No, there's really not.
12:40Yeah, there is.
12:41The difference between 4-1-2 and 5-1-2 is inconsequential.
12:4325-20.
12:45Okay, but how many times does 25-20 happen?
12:47Maybe his team goes for two or something like that.
12:49But you're pretending like 4-1-2 to 5-1-2 is the difference between 2-1-2 to 3-1-2.
12:54Or 6-1-2 to 7-1-2.
12:56Should I have said 4?
12:58Or I should have said 3-1-2.
12:593-1-2, yeah.
12:59Okay, fair.
13:00Football number.
13:01Yeah.
13:01If it was 3-1-2, I would have taken the Steelers.
13:03Okay.
13:04But I'm not.
13:05I think this is a really under game.
13:07I do.
13:07Okay.
13:08Divisional game, I think it's an under game.
13:09All right.
13:10Well, I'm going over 26-1-2 for the Steelers because the Bengals have a historically bad offense.
13:16I'm going to take over 26-1-2 team total for the Steelers.
13:18And I'm also going to take the Steelers, mine, and a 5-1-2.
13:21I would take the Steelers, mine, and a 5-1-2.
13:23I'd take them 6-1-2.
13:23I'd take them 7-1-2.
13:24The offense is bad, though.
13:26The Bengals' defense makes everyone look good.
13:29Fair, fair.
13:29Every single team looks good.
13:31Fair.
13:32That's fair.
13:33The Jets scored 39 on them.
13:35Yeah, true.
13:35So, Stu, I agree with you, Big Cat, so much.
13:40Aaron Rodgers is old.
13:42He is decrepit.
13:43And he's a has-been.
13:44But he can show you signs of brilliance.
13:48And although his mind wants to do certain things, his body just can't.
13:51Certain throws he makes.
13:52He reads.
13:53He knows what's happening.
13:54He's the greatest quarterback maybe arguably ever.
13:57But he's old.
13:58When you're old, I know this.
13:59I'm 64 years old.
14:00Things I used to do in my sleep.
14:02Can't even do anymore.
14:02Steelers round here.
14:05This is a rout.
14:06Rout.
14:07This is a rout.
14:08I'm open.
14:09No, no.
14:10Rout.
14:10R-O-U-T.
14:12Okay.
14:12Rout.
14:13I got to jump on.
14:13Give me the Steelers.
14:14No, no, you can't.
14:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:17Your window's closed.
14:18Your window's closed.
14:18I love the under.
14:20We don't want you on this.
14:21We don't want you on this.
14:22Okay.
14:22Very close.
14:23Very close.
14:24Next game.
14:24Big game.
14:25Bucs at Bills.
14:27Bills are five and a half point favorites.
14:29The over-under is 48 and a half.
14:31Ashley, weather in Buffalo?
14:34In Buffalo, it's going to be 42 degrees and a rainy day.
14:37Mmm.
14:38Ooh, 42 is cold.
14:41Hannah?
14:42Since the beginning of the 2023 season under Todd Bowles,
14:45the Bucs are six and one against the spread the game after,
14:48allowing 28 plus points.
14:49Mmm.
14:50Mmm.
14:52Stuart?
14:53Um.
14:57I hate to say it.
14:58I think the Bucs are done.
14:59Oh.
14:59I think it's over.
15:01Um.
15:02Baker Mayfield cannot be a magician every single game.
15:05And on third down, where his offensive line doesn't help him at all,
15:08he zigzags around and makes an incredible play.
15:10Can't do that the entire year here.
15:12Uh.
15:13This game is a 30-point route.
15:14I'd say 30.
15:15I'd put a 30-point route on this game.
15:17Bucs are going to be exposed to what they are.
15:19And now, listen.
15:20Both, uh, lines.
15:23Offense, defense are hurt.
15:25But I don't give a fuck.
15:25It's NFL.
15:26You've got to play with what you've got.
15:27And I think right now, Bucs win out and go to the AFC championship game.
15:32And let's see where the rocks fall.
15:35Yeah.
15:35But I love Bucs here.
15:36Yeah.
15:36So love them.
15:37Yeah.
15:38I think this is-
15:38This is a Stu Feiner game.
15:41Because I looked at this game, and I said, Bucs plus five and a half.
15:44That's the easiest part of the board.
15:45World's on the Bucs right now.
15:46That's the easiest part of the board.
15:47Shops, public, everybody.
15:48Bills minus five and a half.
15:49I agree.
15:50I concur.
15:51Concur.
15:52That was my thought process, exactly.
15:54Five and a half is crazy.
15:55Okay.
15:55Bills' defense has been horrible.
15:57Like, really bad.
15:58Josh Allen also.
15:59No receivers to throw the ball to at all.
16:02I love the over in this game.
16:03I'm taking the over, but I'm taking the Bucs, too.
16:05Oh, I love that.
16:06I love the Bucs.
16:07I love that.
16:07I love the Bucs.
16:08You love the Bucs?
16:09I love them.
16:09In this spot here, yes.
16:10You love Stephen Shea?
16:13Yeah, I love him.
16:14I love him.
16:14Stevie, Stevie, Stevie.
16:17I love Stephen.
16:17I love Stephen Shea as well.
16:18Stephen Shea and my, and Shea.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Yeah.
16:22What, I said it wrong?
16:23Yeah, yeah.
16:23That was right.
16:24Stephen Shea.
16:24Yeah, Stephen Shea.
16:25Stephen Shea.
16:26Stephen Shea.
16:27Stephen Shea.
16:27I like Stephen Shea.
16:28Stephen Shea.
16:29I don't like his movie reviews.
16:30Okay, yeah.
16:31He's very Superman.
16:32Yeah.
16:33His movie reviews, you've got to understand.
16:34You're a non-woke guy, so you don't like Superman.
16:36Yeah, their movie reviews.
16:37Not that I'm woke, but I love Superman.
16:39Their movie reviews by an idiot, so don't worry about it.
16:41The girls are having breakfast this morning.
16:43Oh, really?
16:44Yeah, they're friends.
16:45Oh, wow.
16:45When Stephen Shea says something that I don't like, it's only performative, but I love when
16:50KB just lifted him up and crashed his fucking body to the ground.
16:54Oh, yeah.
16:54He fucked him up bad.
16:54He bitch slammed him.
16:57Bad.
16:57That showed you what KB had, because if you looked at KB.
17:00Surreal strength.
17:01You would sum him up like, not a big deal, very good looking, but not a big deal.
17:05You know, maybe a cheerleader in high school, you know, male cheerleader.
17:09But the way he picked Stephen Shea and crushed him to the floor.
17:11No.
17:12You don't want to ever mess with KB without a bat.
17:15He's a brolic man.
17:16No, no.
17:16He's a strong guy.
17:17And very confident.
17:18Oh, very confident.
17:19Very confident.
17:20Yeah.
17:20Like, you could say stuff to him, and it just goes off his, like, Superman shoulders.
17:24But anytime Stephen Shea does anything I don't like, I just love it that he just got bitch
17:28slammed.
17:29I like that.
17:29Shout out, KB!
17:30Hey!
17:31Okay.
17:33Next game.
17:34Afternoon game.
17:35You're out of order, Steve.
17:36I know, no, no.
17:37I'm, I'm, I'm, once you say it, I flip.
17:38You're out of order.
17:39You're out of order.
17:39Once you say it, I flip.
17:40You're not giving a pick on that game.
17:41No, no, I know, but I want it still there, so I remember that I won three straight at nine
17:45and one in a bar.
17:46Okay, yeah, because you would have forgotten otherwise.
17:47This game is great.
17:50Rams, Seahawks, Rams are minus two and a half, over-unders 48 and a half.
17:55This is a battle for the NFC West.
17:57Both these teams look so, so good.
18:00Am, am I crazy?
18:01These are the two best teams in the NFL.
18:02It might be.
18:03Seahawks, just every week, just mind-blowing how great they are.
18:07They might be.
18:08I mean, they're great.
18:09Ashley.
18:11Yes, in LA, it's going to be 61 degrees and a little bit rainy.
18:15Mmm.
18:15Mmm.
18:16Hannah.
18:16Sean McVay has dominated the Seahawks.
18:18He is 12-5 against the spread versus Seattle as coach of the Rams, including 11-2 against
18:23the spread since 2019, covering the spread by over 4.9 points per game.
18:27Mmm.
18:29I don't know if I'm walking into a trap, but I love the Rams in this game.
18:31Love them.
18:32Me too.
18:32I love the Rams.
18:33We all do?
18:34Love them.
18:34Well, you know what that is, boy.
18:35It's an end, boy!
18:42I'm dizzy right now.
18:44I'm a little dizzy.
18:45What a beautiful way he just stood up.
18:54What an incredible way he just stood up.
18:57You can't do three at once.
18:59Oh!
19:05He's twerking!
19:07He's twerking!
19:08Tell us 64-year-old Jew twerks.
19:11It's sad.
19:12Yeah, I love the Rams in this game.
19:14I think the Rams are really, really fucking good.
19:16The Seahawks are also really good.
19:18Matthew Stafford, though, is playing at a different level right now, and I think that's the difference
19:22in this game.
19:23He's playing like the old level.
19:24He was always the best quarterback in football, just on the Lions, and they were trash.
19:27Mm-hmm.
19:27And won the Super Bowl one year, and I mean, he's the odds-on favorite right now to win
19:32the MVP, right?
19:33It's Drake May.
19:34Him and Drake.
19:34No, I think they're both plus 300.
19:36Oh, really?
19:36I think they're both tied.
19:38Just unbelievable.
19:39I mean, his...
19:39Rams defense is good, too.
19:40Rams defense?
19:41Really?
19:41Seahawks defense is good.
19:42Seahawks defense is amazing.
19:42Yeah, they're amazing.
19:44I underestimate the Seahawks every week, and I got my dick kicked.
19:47Oh, I got my dick kicked in in the afternoon last week.
19:50Those games suck.
19:52They were shitty.
19:53Oh!
19:54Okay, when we come back, more Barstool Sports Advisors, more games, more picks.
19:58We got two more incredible games.
20:00This is going to be one of the best Sundays of the NFL season.
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20:15Anyone can hit 90% for a day, a couple of days,
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20:23How about you get lucky, and it's a couple of weeks.
20:26But how about this?
20:28I am 90% the first 10 weeks of the show.
20:3390% the first 10 weeks of the show.
20:36I won week 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
20:41Week 7?
20:42Oops.
20:421 and 2.
20:43And then came back strong week 8, 2 and 1.
20:46Week 9, 3 and 0.
20:47And last week, 2 and 1.
20:49So, if you have been following me since the beginning of the season,
20:54you're up a ton of money.
20:55You're up so much money, you don't even know what to do with.
20:57I get emails.
20:58I get texts.
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21:01They hug me.
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21:04Chocolate.
21:05Candy.
21:06Gifts.
21:07Listen.
21:08I don't need any of that.
21:09All I'm asking you to do is pay me $69.
21:14That's it.
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21:16Favorite number.
21:17Favorite position.
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22:27Chiefs at Broncos.
22:29Over-unders 43 and a half.
22:32Hannah, I'll start with you.
22:34Since 2017, Broncos are 3-10 against the spread after the game.
22:38Oh, sorry.
22:39Against the spread the game after facing the Raiders.
22:42You got it?
22:43Got it.
22:43Can you say that one more time?
22:44Say it again?
22:45Since 2017, Broncos are 3-10 against the spread the game after facing the Raiders.
22:51Oh, wow.
22:52Hmm.
22:53Do you want to say, do you want to mansplain anything to her?
22:57No, well, good.
22:58Okay.
22:58Thanks, Andy.
22:58All right.
22:59Thanks.
23:00Good?
23:00Yeah, good.
23:01Yeah.
23:01Everything's good.
23:02That was pretty, what you did last week was cringey.
23:06Cringey.
23:06It was cringeworthy.
23:07I didn't want to disrespect her.
23:08I didn't want to disrespect her.
23:10Listen, that was like.
23:11I didn't want to disrespect her.
23:12No.
23:12Listen.
23:12You did.
23:13You talked down to her.
23:14You talked down to her.
23:14That wasn't.
23:15Very condescending.
23:16You talked down to her.
23:17That was not.
23:17That was out of love and respect.
23:19You were like, consuela, make my coffee, bacon well done, and get me my robe.
23:24No, no.
23:24That's how you spoke to her.
23:25No, consuela.
23:26That's literally how you spoke to her.
23:27You want to mean consuela?
23:28You want to yell at her?
23:29I wasn't going to yell at her.
23:30No, you went the opposite way.
23:31You went effeminate.
23:33Oh, yeah.
23:34You know, two plus two is four.
23:36You went woke.
23:37Yeah.
23:37God, I missed.
23:38You are woke.
23:39I missed Mr. Jerry.
23:39You woked it up.
23:40You went woke.
23:41With that wallet, you have no credibility.
23:42You are woke.
23:43Yeah, you are.
23:44You got vaccines.
23:45You got wallets.
23:46You got girl wallets.
23:47I don't got a vaccine.
23:48No vaccine.
23:48As a man.
23:49Are you transitioning?
23:53What do I look like, bro?
23:54You think I would ever transition?
23:55Let me see your wallet.
23:57You might look like Janice.
23:58Let me see your wallet.
23:59Jay, you already have JJ Janice.
24:00Yeah, you're transitioning.
24:01Yeah, he's transitioning still.
24:04He's transitioning.
24:04Janice transitioning.
24:06How does that even happen, though?
24:08How do you get a wallet like that?
24:09No, no, no, no, no.
24:10Yeah.
24:11How do you transition?
24:12Let's not get into this.
24:13Okay, Ashley.
24:14In Denver, it's going to be 63 degrees with a chance of rain.
24:19Dan's smart.
24:19Dan's smart.
24:20He knew where that was going.
24:22He saved the show.
24:23We can touch.
24:23We can dance.
24:24We can dance right around it.
24:25We're not going all the way in.
24:26Yeah, I almost went all in.
24:28I love this game for one reason.
24:31I love one bet in this game.
24:33It's the Chiefs over 23 and a half points.
24:35I think the Broncos' defense is good.
24:37Not great.
24:37They've been feasting on some bad teams.
24:39The Chiefs are coming off a bye.
24:41You know what to do when Andy Reid comes off a bye.
24:43Chiefs over 23 and a half.
24:45I'm a little nervous about the hook on the three and a half line just because Bo Nix,
24:49he's liable to suck ass for three quarters and then just be the best quarterback in the world.
24:55That's just what he's been doing.
24:56So I'm just going to stick with the Chiefs over 23 and a half.
25:00That's my best bet.
25:01Jerry.
25:02I love the Broncos in this spot.
25:03I do.
25:04I do.
25:05Chiefs off to bye.
25:07Everybody's going to be like Broncos that look terrible on offense.
25:10You're an idiot.
25:11Okay.
25:12But that defense is still really good.
25:14They're a good defense.
25:15They can get after the quarterback.
25:16The Chiefs might blow them out.
25:18Really?
25:18Yeah.
25:19I don't believe that.
25:20Okay.
25:20I'm taking the Broncos in this game.
25:22I think the Broncos could upset them.
25:24I do.
25:25Broncos at home too.
25:26Not an easy place to play.
25:27Give me the Broncos plus three and a half.
25:29I love this play.
25:30I love my card this week.
25:31I love that on record.
25:32This is my favorite card of the year so far.
25:35Card of the year.
25:36I might fade all your...
25:37Card of the year.
25:38Card of the year.
25:38For free too.
25:39For free.
25:40Not paywall.
25:41No.
25:41For free.
25:42Although I'm trying to talk to Dave about stealing JJ from Barstool Sports and putting him on StuFinder.com.
25:50Okay.
25:51Stu.
25:52With a paywall.
25:53What's your pick in this game?
25:54Um, the odds makers and the line is telling you that the Broncos are frauds.
26:01There is no way that they should be an underdog in this game.
26:04They're eating two.
26:05Under any circumstances.
26:07I have no idea what this line is and it's scaring the fuck out of me.
26:12Saying that, uh, like you just spoke about, the Broncos don't play football for the first three quarters.
26:18I don't know what's that about.
26:19I don't know why.
26:20Their offense is prolific in the fourth quarter and incompetent quarter one, two, and three.
26:26I think in this game, wire to wire, out of the box, Broncos just blow the Chiefs out and end the Chiefs' delusion of going to the Super Bowl.
26:34Chiefs are done.
26:35Chiefs are dead.
26:36Patrick Mahomes, you're going to have your worst game as a pro.
26:40Four sacks, two picks, and a fumble.
26:44Wow.
26:44That could be like a prop.
26:45All right.
26:45I'm loading up on this game.
26:47I've decided this is my load up game of the year.
26:48I'm taking the, uh, I'm adding the Chiefs over 12 and a half points in the first half.
26:53I'm also adding the Chiefs minus two and a half in the first half.
26:56So I have Chiefs over 12 and a half first half, Chiefs over 23 and a half for the game, Chiefs minus two and a half in the first half, Chiefs minus three and a half for the game.
27:03Four plays.
27:03Woo!
27:04This could hurt you.
27:05This could hurt me.
27:05Wow.
27:05But it also could be fucking great.
27:08It could be.
27:09It could be.
27:10And guess what?
27:10No risk it, no biscuit.
27:12That's the bottom line.
27:12That's what they say.
27:13You've got to be in the arena.
27:14The man in the arena.
27:15The man in the arena.
27:16You've got to put your balls on the line.
27:17You've got to put them all in the line.
27:18Yeah, they might get chopped off.
27:20Uh, probably will be.
27:21They probably will be.
27:22But you've got to still put them out there.
27:25It's a great, this is a very interesting game.
27:27It's a very interesting game.
27:27I don't know which way to go.
27:29I know I'm going Broncos for my ball sack.
27:32Last game.
27:33It's a ball sack off.
27:35Ball sack off.
27:36One of us is going to leave without a ball sack.
27:37I don't know if my penis is bigger than yours, but my balls are.
27:41I think we both probably are about the same size small.
27:44Balls?
27:45No, my balls are big.
27:46How big?
27:46Show me.
27:47Draw, draw, draw, draw to scale.
27:51Okay.
27:55Those aren't that big, Stu.
27:57Stu, that's not that big, Stu.
27:59If that's to scale, that's a problem.
28:02Stu, that's a problem.
28:03That's not that big, dude.
28:04I'm 64.
28:05I look like prunes.
28:06What do you want from me?
28:07I don't know.
28:08Catch me in my prime.
28:10Catch me.
28:11We've got to have a talk with Sandy if she's saying those are big balls.
28:1364 years old prune balls.
28:15If Sandy's telling you those are, oh, Stu, you have the biggest balls.
28:19No, Sandy's never said that in her life.
28:20She's lying.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Sandy's never said that.
28:22Sandy has said, I love you.
28:24You make me laugh.
28:25You're a giving, good-hearted person.
28:27Big cock and bull.
28:28She's never said that.
28:30Never.
28:31It never came out of her mouth.
28:32Ever.
28:33Ever.
28:34Ever.
28:34Only women I paid for sex have said that.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:38Put it on record.
28:40When I paid for sex.
28:40But got level.
28:41When Sharon got level.
28:42When Sharon got level.
28:42When I paid for sex, they tell me what I want to hear.
28:45Okay.
28:45My wife never.
28:46Never.
28:47Never exaggerates.
28:48Okay.
28:49Peeny penis.
28:50Little tiny penis.
28:53Sunday Night Football.
28:55This is a great game, boys.
28:56Eagles minus 2.5.
28:57Over-unders 46.5.
28:59Eagles off a big win at Lambeau.
29:00Lions off a big win at Commanders.
29:02Dan Campbell is now calling the plays again for the Lions.
29:06I want to know the weather because I kind of want to take the over.
29:08We're due for a good primetime game,
29:11and I don't think it's going to happen on Thursday night with the Patriots and Jets.
29:14So, Ashley.
29:16In Philadelphia, it will be 46 degrees and rainy.
29:20Ooh.
29:21Hmm.
29:22How much rain?
29:24Hmm.
29:24Rainy means...
29:25Quite a bit.
29:26How much rain?
29:27And it's cold and large.
29:28The wind's blowing.
29:29Woo!
29:30Not for sure of the right weather.
29:32Eek.
29:33When Jared Goff and Dan Campbell open as an underdog against any opponent,
29:38they are 28-12 against the spread as a duo.
29:40When they actually end up closing as the dog after opening as so,
29:44they are 22-10 against the spread.
29:46Hmm.
29:47Hmm.
29:47Jerry.
29:48Stu, why don't you get us out of the way?
29:50Okay.
29:51First of all,
29:52Mr. and Mrs. Montoya,
29:55what you have to do this week after you watch the show Friday night?
29:58But that's...
30:01Or Maple and Ash!
30:04Tell Hannah,
30:05and I will deliver.
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30:14It's like,
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30:16Where's your money?
30:18So, I demand money.
30:20Crazy.
30:20But it's only $69.
30:22It's your favorite number,
30:24favorite position.
30:24It's my favorite number,
30:26favorite position.
30:28I'm 9-1.
30:29I don't know what to say.
30:30I won week...
30:31It's 9-1, people!
30:311, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
30:33What do you want to do?
30:33Oops!
30:34Week 7,
30:35and I won 8, 9, 10.
30:36That's unbelievable!
30:37That's phenomenal!
30:38That's fabulous!
30:39Texans and Giants last week
30:41pulled him out of my butt!
30:42So, listen...
30:43Out of his butt!
30:43So, listen!
30:46My butt's big.
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31:24Thank you, Big Cat.
31:25It's why we love you.
31:26It's why we love you.
31:27All right, what are we doing
31:27in this game?
31:29Lions.
31:29Yeah?
31:30Yeah.
31:31What?
31:32Yeah.
31:33They're the better team, Dan.
31:34They're the better team.
31:37You wouldn't agree with that?
31:39I don't necessarily agree with that
31:41in terms of the Eagles,
31:42the way their defense is playing.
31:43I think this Eagles defense
31:45is for real.
31:47And I think the Lions outdoors
31:49are different.
31:51I think...
31:52I don't know.
31:53This game has me twisted.
31:55I kind of want to take A.J. Brown
31:56to score a touchdown
31:57because he is so, so negative
31:59about everything.
32:00Yeah, he's not happy.
32:02He's not happy.
32:02They've got to get him a touchdown.
32:04I just think that the Lions offense
32:05is just so much better
32:08than the Eagles offense.
32:09Like, so much better.
32:10The rain scares me.
32:11But the Lions can run the ball great.
32:13They've got two backs
32:14that can do it.
32:14I'm going to Eagles
32:15minus two and a half.
32:16I'm fading Jerry.
32:16We're on the opposite
32:17of everything.
32:17Yeah, it's going to be a crazy...
32:19Do you have your card of the year?
32:20I have my card of the year.
32:21Yeah, I mean, I got the Lions.
32:22Absolutely free card of the year.
32:24Free.
32:24Free.
32:25Did Stu tell you
32:26he was dying or no?
32:28Stu's dying?
32:29Did you tell nobody that?
32:30Should I have shared that or no?
32:32Sorry.
32:32You can share it.
32:33Okay.
32:34You want to tell the people
32:34or no?
32:35Well, now that you say...
32:37Wait, is this serious?
32:38I don't know if I'm dying.
32:40We're all dying.
32:41But my health is very bad.
32:44What?
32:45This doesn't feel like something
32:47that we just throw out there.
32:48Horrific bad.
32:49I had a phlebotomy,
32:50which is when...
32:51That's not a real thing.
32:52A phlebotomy?
32:53You got a lot of blood drawn, yeah.
32:55Okay.
32:55Where you drain your blood
32:56because my blood has
32:57so many red blood cells in it.
33:00And it's due to the fact that,
33:02you know,
33:02I've been to party my whole life.
33:04I've been to eat them
33:05my whole life.
33:06At 49 years old,
33:07three doctors sat me down
33:09and said,
33:09you have to change your lifestyle.
33:11And I said,
33:12go fuck yourself.
33:13So now at 64,
33:15nobody feels sorry for me.
33:16Like,
33:16if Big Cat gets a call from Sandy
33:18and says,
33:19I'm sorry,
33:19Stu died in your sleep,
33:20you don't feel bad for me.
33:21I've had the best life possible.
33:22Devastating.
33:23If I died at 30 years old,
33:26I had the best life possible.
33:27So I always have
33:28an attitude of gratitude.
33:30And I have not changed my lifestyle.
33:32I party like a rock star.
33:33But I want you to live
33:35for a while.
33:35I live like an all-star
33:35and I fuck like a porn star.
33:37Well,
33:37this is what happened.
33:39This is what happened.
33:40Had a heart-to-heart with Jenks.
33:42And
33:43he said,
33:44no smoking pot
33:45and cut what you're eating
33:46in half.
33:48But I can't stop eating sugar.
33:49Do you realize
33:50at 50 years old,
33:51they told me,
33:51never eat sugar.
33:53And what am I?
33:54I've pissed on them
33:55for 14 years.
33:55I've defied gravity.
33:58I've defied
33:59modern science
34:01and biology
34:02and chemistry.
34:04But one day,
34:05when my pillow
34:06has my head resting
34:08and my dog Aria
34:10on my belly,
34:11I'm dead!
34:13I'm dead!
34:15Wait, but Stu,
34:15are you actually
34:16in bad health?
34:17Very bad health.
34:18What do they say?
34:20They can't do anything
34:21for me
34:21because I don't listen to them.
34:22I'm like a patient
34:23that doesn't listen.
34:23Can you please listen to them?
34:24You gotta listen, Stu.
34:25Do I need to share
34:26cut level with you?
34:27Two straight days
34:28in a row,
34:29I've had for lunch,
34:31I've had a bowl of soup
34:32and a meal,
34:33and then for dinner,
34:34a bowl of soup
34:34and a meal.
34:35That's a lot of food.
34:37No, no,
34:37just one meal.
34:38No appetizers,
34:39just like a 48-ounce steak
34:42with a baked potato
34:43and sour cream.
34:45Or I've had
34:46shrimp fraude diablo
34:48with a giant plate
34:49of pasta and shrimp.
34:50And then for breakfast,
34:51I've only had
34:52oatmeal and fruit.
34:53Stu, we gotta get this fixed.
34:56We need you around.
34:57You cannot die.
34:58Like, I will be devastated.
34:59Can I,
35:00I wanna be honest with you
35:01and it's very sad
35:01because I am
35:03a good, loving person.
35:04I've helped
35:05so many people in life
35:06in all aspects of life.
35:10I don't wanna live
35:11if I can't do it.
35:12Oh, God.
35:14If I die, I die!
35:16Everyone's gonna die!
35:17I die on my terms!
35:19Stu, you know
35:19this show dies with you.
35:20Yeah.
35:22For the fans,
35:23think about your fans.
35:24Think about Alex here.
35:25Or John Allen or Roy.
35:26No, this show is dead
35:27without you.
35:28I'm being,
35:28I'm just being straight up.
35:30What if Sandy sits here
35:31in a thong?
35:32Listen, if,
35:33this is crazy.
35:34If I, if I die,
35:36That would sell!
35:37If I die, this show...
35:37We wouldn't lack advertisers!
35:39No, no, no.
35:40If I die, this show goes on.
35:41If Jerry dies,
35:41this show goes on.
35:43If Stu Feiner dies,
35:44this show is dead.
35:44Dead.
35:45It's dead.
35:45We don't do this show
35:46without you.
35:47It's your show.
35:47I wanna say something
35:48for the record.
35:49Because you have been
35:51so gracious to me,
35:52and you,
35:53and everyone here
35:53and the company.
35:54I have so much money.
35:56If you don't do the show,
35:57I'm done with the show.
35:58I retire.
35:59No, no, no, no.
36:00But, but, I, I,
36:01no, no.
36:02Same with you.
36:02You're getting confused.
36:03Oh, I understand.
36:03You're getting confused.
36:04Yes.
36:04Because I said that
36:05I will do this show
36:06till one of us dies.
36:08Oh.
36:08You, like, or me.
36:10It's happening.
36:11Because if I die,
36:12I won't be able
36:12to do this show.
36:12Next couple of years.
36:13But, I will do this show
36:15for as long as you
36:16can do this show.
36:16But the second you
36:17can't do this show anymore,
36:18the show is dead.
36:19It's your show.
36:20Okay.
36:20Barstool Sports Advisor,
36:21Stu Feiner's show.
36:22I'm just along for the ride.
36:23It's an honor.
36:24I just, I...
36:24I'm just saying, dude.
36:25You can't die.
36:26You can't die.
36:27You can't die, Stu.
36:28How do you go through life
36:29without constant sugar?
36:31What do you want me to do?
36:32You have a great life.
36:34Why don't you want
36:34to live it some more?
36:36Think about the pool, Stu.
36:38Think about 88 degrees.
36:40My motto.
36:41Stu.
36:41Sandy's vagina,
36:42carbs, sugar.
36:43That's it.
36:44Stu.
36:45God bless you.
36:45May God be with you.
36:46Azikazet.
36:47Think about 88 degrees.
36:49Gesundheit.
36:49Stu.
36:50Stu, you die.
36:50That pool's never
36:51going to be 88 degrees again.
36:52No one can fucking keep
36:53up 88 degrees.
36:53They would never do that.
36:54They would never keep
36:54that.
36:55It'll be fucking 80...
36:55You know what it'll be?
36:56It'll be 92.
36:57It'll be disgusting.
36:58Yeah.
36:59That pool's going to be
37:00disgusting if I die.
37:01I have so much money
37:02in the bank right now
37:02that I think one of my
37:03children are going to
37:04kill me.
37:04House is paid.
37:06Sandy's got seven-digit
37:08savings account,
37:10seven-digit bank account
37:12for a thing.
37:13Each kid got $500,000.
37:16Why not off the dad?
37:17I don't want this.
37:18This is bad.
37:19This is bad.
37:20This is bad.
37:22I'm trying.
37:23Turn south quick.
37:25Turn south quick.
37:25Listen, every day
37:26I'm on my knees.
37:26You did that.
37:28What?
37:28Because I was nervous
37:29because he got me
37:30nervous this morning.
37:31Well, every day
37:32I'm on my knees.
37:32And I say,
37:33as you know,
37:34I've said this a million times,
37:35please God give me the strength
37:36to be absent from
37:36my compulsive overeating,
37:39my gambling,
37:40my drug addiction,
37:42my sexual behavior,
37:43my abusive language,
37:45my compulsive spending,
37:46and my selfishness.
37:47I look like I have
37:49the world by the balls.
37:50And I do.
37:51I probably fucked your girl.
37:52But I don't.
37:54If you pull down the cart,
37:55then I'm just
37:56a human being.
37:57Is that before or after
37:58you write down
37:59people you hate
38:00and then you burn it?
38:02After.
38:03Okay.
38:04Love that.
38:05Everyone in the chat,
38:06everyone in the comment section,
38:08please tell Stu
38:08to get his act together.
38:10Phlebotomy!
38:11He's doing fake
38:12fucking surgeries,
38:13phlebotomies and shit.
38:15Phlebotomy.
38:16Phlebotomy.
38:16Then on Friday,
38:18I have to go
38:20because my PSA
38:21is off the fucking roof again.
38:22What's that?
38:22What's a PSA?
38:23Public service announcement?
38:26Prostate.
38:27Okay.
38:27So it's supposed to be
38:28under three.
38:29Mine is like six.
38:31And its high is 11.
38:32I got so many things
38:34that may kill me.
38:35I just might live forever.
38:35I have a great
38:36There you go.
38:37I have a crazy stat
38:38about prostate cancer.
38:39Nine out of every ten men
38:40die with prostate cancer.
38:42What do you think?
38:42Of course.
38:43That's how it does.
38:43I never knew that.
38:44It's a horrible, horrible thing.
38:46I never knew that.
38:47Yeah.
38:47You don't have to worry about it.
38:49Why?
38:49You're transitioning.
38:50All right.
38:52We'll be back
38:52when we get our mortals
38:53back right after this.
38:57Still here.
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39:46I do a great job.
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40:11Time for our mortals.
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40:46Okay, boys.
40:47I lost mine.
40:48Heartbreaker.
40:48Jags up 19.
40:49Crazy.
40:50Fucking lost.
40:51Brutal.
40:51Jets!
40:52Shaka!
40:52Back to 500.
40:53Jets was incredible by you.
40:55Really good.
40:56I'll start.
40:56Go.
40:57Very tough card again
40:58for the moment.
40:58Very tough card,
40:59but I got one
41:00and I love it
41:00because we found out
41:01this morning
41:02that there's one certain
41:04Jameis Winston
41:05starting for the Giants
41:07on Sunday
41:08in Green Bay
41:09and let me tell you
41:10something about
41:10Jameis Winston.
41:11I don't know
41:12where the touchdown
41:13passes are going.
41:14He doesn't know
41:15where the touchdown
41:15passes are going,
41:16but there will be
41:17touchdown passes.
41:18There will be
41:18touchdown passes
41:19to the Packers.
41:20There will be
41:20touchdown passes
41:21to the Giants.
41:21There will be
41:21points in this game
41:22over 43 and a half.
41:23That is my mortal.
41:24I ride with Jameis.
41:25I'm so happy Jameis
41:27is getting another shot.
41:28The man is electric.
41:29He should have been
41:30starting every single game
41:31for the Giants
41:32to start the season.
41:33Jackson Dart
41:34obviously is very good.
41:36Russell Wilson
41:36should never see
41:37a football field again.
41:38Is he done?
41:38You think that's it?
41:38He can never see
41:39a football field again.
41:40Fair.
41:40I'm asking if you think
41:41he's done.
41:42That was it.
41:43Yes.
41:43That was it.
41:43Okay.
41:44Yes.
41:45Great career.
41:45And if we're being honest,
41:47your whole Russie thing
41:48last year,
41:48it's really embarrassing
41:49for not only you,
41:50but for me
41:51and Stu Feiner.
41:52You embarrassed
41:52the whole company.
41:53You're Russie
41:54and Sussie.
41:54You,
41:55the Sussie for Russie
41:58embarrassed the entire company.
42:00And it's why
42:01he bought the wallet.
42:01That's fair.
42:02The feminine thing.
42:03Yeah, it's a feminine thing.
42:04You're a feminine.
42:04You're a feminine guy.
42:05You're very effeminate.
42:06You're a feminine guy.
42:07He did start hot.
42:09No, he didn't.
42:10He had one game.
42:11He had 450 yards.
42:13He looked great.
42:13He was doing okay.
42:15Listen,
42:15he fell off.
42:16What are you going to do?
42:17I think he's done too.
42:18Also,
42:18the Sussie for Russie
42:19that was just a...
42:20That was sussie.
42:21It's performative.
42:21It's performative.
42:22I never liked Russell Wilson.
42:24He's a good guy.
42:25I love him.
42:26He's a great guy.
42:27You think I liked
42:28Russell Wilson?
42:29But wait a second.
42:30His wife
42:31whoo!
42:33Yeah, she's good.
42:33Whoo!
42:34She's good.
42:35She's a baddie?
42:37She a bad bit.
42:37She's unbelievable.
42:38She a bad bit.
42:39She's unbelievable.
42:41When they were engaged
42:42and they didn't make love
42:43for how long?
42:44A year?
42:45Yeah.
42:45That was crazy land.
42:47Yeah.
42:47Yeah.
42:47Whoo!
42:48That's Russie.
42:48That's Russie.
42:49Okay.
42:50Jerry.
42:51Listen.
42:52I got approval for this pick,
42:53okay?
42:53It's a prop.
42:54I got approval.
42:56No.
42:57Who?
42:58Hank,
42:58I showed you the messages.
42:59He's sick.
43:00I could show you the messages.
43:01Let me see.
43:02His brain is not right.
43:03What he says
43:03doesn't matter right now.
43:05Honk, honk, honk.
43:06Henry Lachlan.
43:08Okay.
43:10Sorry.
43:11Can I do a prop
43:12for a parlay?
43:13Sorry.
43:13Can I do a prop
43:14for mortal?
43:14What are the odds?
43:15Plus 120.
43:15Sure.
43:16I'm so sick.
43:17I'm not even there.
43:18You're not in today?
43:19COVID?
43:19I think so.
43:20Shit.
43:20Get better, bro.
43:21I got a booster last week
43:22and I'm feeling horribly.
43:23Fuck.
43:23You got a booster, bro?
43:25You tripping.
43:26They try to push that shit
43:27during winter.
43:27I got banged to feel like death.
43:29So he's approved it.
43:30I don't think that's an approval.
43:32I think that's a guy
43:32in his deathbed.
43:33Yeah.
43:34He's trying to not text with you.
43:35So I can't do the prop.
43:36No, you can do the prop.
43:36So we know that's asleep.
43:37Okay.
43:37You can do the prop.
43:38I mean, this is insane
43:39because we've never done
43:40a prop for mortals.
43:40Never.
43:41Ever.
43:42But go ahead.
43:42I won't do a prop.
43:43I thought,
43:45that's why I asked for approval.
43:47I didn't know he wasn't coming in.
43:47Why don't you give us your mortal
43:49and then you can give out the prop?
43:50We can put the prop on the card.
43:52Fair?
43:53You can't do a prop for a mortal.
43:55We've never done that.
43:56Well, then I don't know.
43:56I've been stopped like 10 times.
43:58We've never done a prop for a mortal.
43:59Okay, fair.
44:00Have some decorum.
44:02Because you're so good right now
44:04and you're such a winning gambler
44:05you've got so much money in the bag.
44:06All right, here we go.
44:06No, no, no, no.
44:08I'm taking the...
44:09No, no, no.
44:10No, no, you can do the prop.
44:11Prop.
44:11You can do the prop.
44:12I agree.
44:12Prop for the mortal.
44:13You sure?
44:13We're letting you do the prop.
44:15If you lose this, though,
44:16you can never, ever say
44:17the word prop again.
44:19On this show.
44:19I don't want to agree to that.
44:22You can't say prop.
44:24Okay.
44:25I can't say it.
44:26You can't say it.
44:27If you say it, I shock you.
44:29With a taser?
44:30Yeah.
44:31Have you ever got shocked by a taser?
44:32It sucks.
44:33It's fucking horrible.
44:34All right.
44:35That's the deal.
44:36You say the word prop.
44:37No, dude, no deal.
44:37I don't want the deal.
44:38Why?
44:38I'm taking...
44:39All you have to do is not say the word prop.
44:40I know.
44:40You can still bet props.
44:41Okay, fair.
44:42All right, fair, fair.
44:43You just can't say the word prop.
44:44Fair.
44:44Have you ever got shocked by a taser?
44:45Yeah.
44:46No, no, taser, no.
44:46Sandy has a taser at the kitchen table.
44:48When I say to her, can we fuck now?
44:50And the kids are around.
44:51She tasers.
44:52No, no.
44:52She says you're a pig.
44:53No.
44:53All right, so it counts.
44:55But you can never say the word taser or prop on this show.
44:57You can say it anywhere else.
44:58Not on the show.
44:59On this show, you cannot say the word prop.
45:01You can bet props.
45:02This is if this loses.
45:04Okay.
45:04If it wins, you're good.
45:05Okay, perfect.
45:05If it wins, you're good.
45:06Deal.
45:06You can say anything.
45:07Okay, so listen.
45:09We, me and Quigs, got a rush of a lifetime when that halftime tie bet hit.
45:14Nobody's ever...
45:15On any of my mortals, nobody has ever said, wow, JJ's so sharp on the under on the mortal.
45:19Nobody has said, oh, JJ, great play.
45:22Steelers plus two and a half.
45:23They won outright.
45:24Nobody's ever said that.
45:25People love the props, and I'm a prop better.
45:28And I'm going to give you a prop as my mortal this week.
45:31This guy is scoring a touchdown.
45:33He's been uninvolved.
45:35He hasn't been catching passes.
45:36He drops a lot of passes.
45:38He gets no separation.
45:40He's averaging 40 yards a game receiving as a wide receiver one.
45:45DK Metcalf, anytime touchdown scorer, plus 120, mortal of the year.
45:51Whoa.
45:52I'm 2-0 in my last two mortals, mortal of the year.
45:55And listen.
45:56DK Metcalf, anytime touchdown scorer.
45:57I'm going to bet it, but if it loses, it'd be a real shame.
46:01It'd be a real shame.
46:02Every single time.
46:03Yeah, because I say prop a lot.
46:05I'll stand to bring the taser.
46:06Yeah.
46:06Oh, I know.
46:06Oh, I have.
46:07I'm a prop better.
46:08I'm not a game better.
46:10I'm a prop better.
46:11People know me.
46:12They say, oh, that's prop king.
46:14You're the parlay king.
46:15You're the parlay king?
46:17Yeah.
46:17I think so.
46:18You're the parlay.
46:19Well, let me see that wallet.
46:23Parlay queen.
46:25Okay, Snoop.
46:26That fucked up.
46:27I don't know why he keeps falling for it.
46:30I like the wallet.
46:31Hold on my card.
46:32I don't know why the Vikings are a three-point favorite.
46:35I made the Bears 2.5 in mini.
46:38Mini's not up to par with the Bears.
46:40Bears are a better team all the way around.
46:43I think the Bears are a better team.
46:46I'm nervous about this game, but yes.
46:47I'm going to lay the three with the Vikings because I think the odds make is they're sucking
46:50you into the Bears.
46:51They're sucking you into Caleb Williams.
46:53They're sucking you into a great running game all of a sudden, and their defense is playing
46:57great, and Ben Johnson has his pulse on the Chicago Bears and on Caleb Williams, and
47:02I think it's just a phenomenal game.
47:05Listen, the Bears could end the Vikings season right now.
47:08Yes.
47:09It's over.
47:10Vikings lose this game.
47:11It's over.
47:12I think the Vikings rebound in a big way here.
47:15I lay the three.
47:16It's my mortal.
47:18Mmm.
47:19Okay.
47:20Barstool Sports Brothers is a fantastic show.
47:22What a show.
47:22Great show.
47:23What a show.
47:23Hopefully I'm here next week.
47:24Let's keep Stu Finer alive.
47:26Everyone comments.
47:27Hopefully I'm here next week.
47:28Hey, feel better.
47:29No more phlebotomies.
47:30Feel better.
47:31No more phlebotomies.
47:32And can we just quickly drop that Rico Bosco did an unbelievable job this morning on Wake
47:38Up Barstool.
47:38When you don't piss him off, when you don't get under his skin because he's easily rattled
47:43and extremely sensitive, he is an amazing analyst.
47:47He flows.
47:48He looks great.
47:49If I had a vagina, he could take it.
47:51I just love Rico Bosco.
47:53Great job, Rico.
47:54I love you.
47:55Okay.
47:56We'll see everyone next week.
47:57Barstool Sports Advisors.
47:58Be advised.
47:59I love you.
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