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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we're back. Week 4, Tommy's back. Ashley, Jerry, Stu. What's up, guys? Dan, how you doing? 1-11. 1-11. More importantly, how much did you lose to your DraftKings? A lot. No, what's a lot?
00:47Tell the public so they learn. I'm working for free. This week? Last four weeks. Last four weeks. All right, what are we down? 200,000? Quarter mil? More. I'm not going to say a number, but more. More. Gambling is for the rich, which he is, to have fun, which he's not, and lose money. Just remember that, okay? 1-11. Rams. Two biggest winners in the world in life. Dave Portnoy, Big Cat. Biggest fucking losers. They suck DraftKings cock. It was fact. Working for free.
01:17What they do. 1-11. Rams. Bullshit. Cowboys, Bears. Bullshit. Yeah. Over that game, right, Dan? Over. Yeah. It went under. Yeah. 1-11. I don't know what to do, fellas. I'm out.
01:35No, he's not out. No, he's not out. He's not out. He's not out.
01:38Well, can I say something? What? Pain feels pain. So, about quarter to two, Sunday. The fuck was that?
01:49Well, I'm starting my story. I made a statement, definitive statement. Pain feels pain.
01:54Pain feels pain. Quarter to two, maybe two o'clock. Vikings are up by 30. Rams are up by 14.
01:59Packers are 10-0. So, I'm dreaming about 15-1 to open the show. Or 12-1 to open the show.
02:08I figured Vikings are a lock. Rams are a lock. Packers are a lock. And all of a sudden, it switched.
02:13Instead, I went one and four and shit to bed. Now, I'm 10-5.
02:15Oh, yeah. Broncos.
02:16But again! Can I just say?
02:18Yeah.
02:19Fourth week in a row. Barstool special. How many weeks?
02:22Three weeks in a row. Barstool special one. One week one. One week two. One week three.
02:26Those are the games that people bet for $10,000 to a million a game.
02:29Pay me. Only 69. Favorite number. Favorite position.
02:32I gotta find the winners. I gotta find deep inside myself where the winners are.
02:36In my defense.
02:37Yeah.
02:38I won for you Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Swept Saturday.
02:42Second week in a row, I swept Saturday.
02:44I did lose Sunday for you, but the week before I swept. And I went 5-0 Monday and 5-0 Tuesday.
02:49So, although you're down, downtrodden, beaten to the pulp, the scum of the earth.
02:54Uh, you should be up money.
02:57You know how this works.
02:58I do.
02:58If I jump on you right now, you will lose every bet for the next two weeks.
03:02That's not true.
03:03That's absolutely true.
03:03No, no, no, no. I am so zoned in right now.
03:06Okay.
03:06I took the pathetic Mets.
03:07That's absolutely true.
03:08From being 0-81, being down, going into the eighth inning, and they won last night. I'm hot.
03:14Okay.
03:15I'm hot. Men want to be me. Women want to be with me.
03:1916-0, remember?
03:20I remember 16-0.
03:21You remember 16-0.
03:22I got that in there somewhere.
03:24It's in there.
03:25You can get it back.
03:25I have to win.
03:27You think I could win this week?
03:28No, I'm just trying to get that shot.
03:29I'm trying to get that shot.
03:30He went 16-0.
03:31He has no shot.
03:32He went 16-0.
03:33You think I could win?
03:34The gambling god.
03:35Ashley, you think I could win?
03:37It's possible.
03:37You think I could win this week?
03:38I need to win.
03:39No.
03:39Do you think I could win this week?
03:40All right, then fuck it.
03:41I'll keep all the shit on.
03:42I won't do any energy.
03:43No, take it all.
03:43You don't need that stuff.
03:44I'm trying to change it around, Stu, and you're telling me I'm a fucking loser.
03:47They can win.
03:47Do you think I could win this week?
03:49Don't fucking hit me.
03:50Do you think I could win this week?
03:52You have small hands, but incredible strength.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:54You have the strength of a six-foot-eight guy, but you're three-foot-one with hands of
03:58like a five-year-old.
03:59Stuart fighter.
04:00Yes.
04:00Can you win?
04:01Will I win this week?
04:02No.
04:03Can I explain why?
04:05And it's an existential question, and it really is a life lesson to our clients, to
04:11the world.
04:12You're done gambling.
04:14The end of five years from now, it's going to be, Dan Big Cat, rob the bank.
04:18No, I'm not.
04:19No, I'm not.
04:19Stove 50 million to pay his gambling debts.
04:21Stop gambling.
04:22Or take a zero off, big shot.
04:25You don't need to bet 50 dimes.
04:26Bet five.
04:27No, listen.
04:27You don't.
04:28But that would be.
04:29First of all.
04:29You could lose all day that.
04:30First of all, I will not rob a bank.
04:32I will just do cameos, and you'll be in trouble when I do cameos, because everyone's going
04:36to ask for my cameos, not your cameos, buddy.
04:38Second of all, could you maybe.
04:40Listen.
04:41Could you do as good a cameo, not better?
04:43Could you maybe just fucking lie to me for one second and tell me I can win this week?
04:47No, because my love for you.
04:48You motherfucker.
04:49You piece of shit.
04:49My love for you is above the line.
04:51You piece of shit.
04:51Everyone lies to you.
04:52Everyone kisses your ass to like, big cat.
04:55I love you.
04:56You piece of shit.
04:56All right, here we're going to do.
04:58Here's what we're going to do.
04:59What?
05:00Here's what we're going to do.
05:01I'm going to go pick off with Stu Feiner this week.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:03I'm going to go pick off.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:05I'm going to go pick off.
05:06Okay?
05:07I'm going to go pick off.
05:07You name the stakes.
05:09I'm going to fucking stop being a sad sack.
05:11I'm going to win.
05:12I'm going to pick every game, probably twice.
05:15Tommy's back.
05:16That's what I needed.
05:17Yeah.
05:17None of this woke bullshit with Hannah Montoya.
05:20Yeah, my God.
05:22Hannah, just because you're gorgeous and you're one of one and everyone loves you, Hannah.
05:27You ain't all that.
05:28I'm putting my things back on.
05:29Although I got your husband, he's a billionaire.
05:31Do you know something?
05:31Real life?
05:32Real life.
05:33I got Hannah Montoya's husband, Rob Shea.
05:37His father owns Ocean's Casino.
05:39What are you talking about?
05:41I'm telling you, Rob Shea and Eric and Ephraim are coming on the YAC the end of October.
05:47No, they aren't.
05:47Okay.
05:48Here we go.
05:49No, they aren't.
05:49Here's what I'm going to do.
05:50Here's what I'm going to do.
05:50Shut the fuck up for a second, Stu.
05:52There we go.
05:52Get your balls back.
05:53All I do is fucking hear you say.
05:54Take control, bitch.
05:55Can I say something?
05:56Can I say something?
05:56Can you say a thousand things?
05:58Maybe one time have it be one thing.
06:00When you say, can I say something?
06:02Just say one thing.
06:03Wow.
06:04I don't run like that.
06:04I'm going to fucking win this week and I'm going to prove this fucking asshole wrong.
06:08Who here believes that I can win this week?
06:10I do.
06:10I do.
06:11I want it on the record.
06:12I will book everyone at Big Cat's Bet.
06:15No big.
06:15You couldn't fucking handle what I bet.
06:17No way.
06:18You wouldn't be able to pay.
06:19You'd have to re-fucking-mortgage your house for the 10th time.
06:23House is paid.
06:24Yeah.
06:25$400,000 in the bank.
06:26Yeah.
06:27I'm about to quit this show.
06:28Yeah.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I'm never quitting.
06:32You're never fucking quitting.
06:34All right.
06:34Let's go.
06:35Come on.
06:35Let's get into the pants.
06:36Let's go.
06:36Let's go.
06:37No more feeling bad for myself.
06:39Let's go.
06:401-11.
06:41It was so bad.
06:42It was so bad.
06:43Can I just say something?
06:44Can I say something?
06:44Yes.
06:44Yes.
06:45And I'll actually only say one thing.
06:46Yes.
06:46It was so bad on Sunday night.
06:50Hank said to me, he's like, I was like, I have the under in this game, which I did pick.
06:54That was my one winner last week.
06:56Nice job.
06:56Hank thought I had, he just thought I had the Giants because he thought I'd just lose
07:01so bad.
07:01He was like, oh, don't you have the Giants on advisors?
07:03He's just giving me extra losers.
07:05That's how bad I've been.
07:07I've been so fucking bad, people just assume if a bet loses, I had it.
07:12That's how bad I've been.
07:13There's no, listen.
07:15You are.
07:15I love gambling, Stu.
07:17I'm not going to stop gambling.
07:18I fucking love it.
07:19It's the only thing I love.
07:20But it's a sickness now.
07:21No, it's not.
07:22It's not a sickness.
07:22You're a beautiful, loving person.
07:24You got a hobby.
07:26You do 15, 15, 30.
07:28We got to hear about you eating fucking Sandy's vagina every week.
07:31I can't talk about gambling.
07:33No, no.
07:34But in other words, eating my wife's vagina makes me a better leg.
07:38Vagina.
07:38And I'm a human.
07:41Vagina, listen.
07:41Why don't you just be positive for once?
07:43Why don't you give me some positive reinforcement so that I can get some confidence back and win
07:47some fucking bets?
07:49I'm 64 years old.
07:50I know life.
07:51I know what I forgot about life.
07:53You and Dave Portnoy are never going to know.
07:55And this is what I know.
07:57God made you a movie star in life.
08:01You're gorgeous.
08:02You have a great heart.
08:03You have a one-of-one wife.
08:05Your children are amazing.
08:07The house that you live in is off-the-wall gorgeous.
08:10There's no way in God's name God's going to let you win gambling.
08:14That's true.
08:14You would be God.
08:15And you're not God.
08:16What about one week?
08:18No.
08:19You're never going to win the rest of your life.
08:20He won't give me anything.
08:21What's the pick-up?
08:21No, there's no pick-up.
08:22He's being an asshole.
08:24I'm going to pick in spite of him.
08:26You're on the road to his fight.
08:27I was about to hug it out with you, but now I'm not.
08:30You can hug it out with me telling you the truth.
08:31I'm not going to hug it out with you.
08:32This is tough love.
08:34I can't be bought.
08:35I want an apology from Stu Feiner week five.
08:38That's false.
08:39You can definitely be bought.
08:41Can't be bought.
08:41I can do-
08:42Can't be bought.
08:44I need the apartment on the water in Chicago, though.
08:49Let me see.
08:50Let me see what he's doing.
08:52Let me see if I can be bought.
08:58Let me see what we got here.
09:00I know Dave Portnoy can't buy me.
09:02Because you never offered me a dollar, you scumbag!
09:04Can't buy what you don't give!
09:09There's only one stipulation.
09:11Only one stipulation.
09:15Is that per year?
09:16Yeah.
09:17And when do I have to move to Chicago?
09:19Whatever you want, but I'll just read the stipulation.
09:23Do you know who's the best gambler that ever was?
09:26Yeah!
09:26Dan Fats.
09:27Let's go!
09:28Dan Fats.
09:29Let's go!
09:30He is God Jesus Moses Allah.
09:32Hug it out!
09:32This man is going to win!
09:36He's going to win so bad!
09:38All right, we're back.
09:39We're back.
09:39Braff Kings, you're going down!
09:41Let's go!
09:42Everyone, sell!
09:49We're going to fuck him up!
09:51Big Cat, send it in!
09:52We're going to fuck him!
09:53I'm going to put my dick down their throat!
09:55Let's fucking go!
09:56All right, week four, NFL.
09:58This is judgment week.
09:59I'm going to win.
10:00We're going to start overseas.
10:02Ashley, Ireland.
10:04Ireland, did you know the game was in Ireland?
10:06Minnesota Vikings versus the Pittsburgh Steelers.
10:08That I sure did, but the weather in Ireland is going to be 69 degrees and cloudy.
10:13Great fucking accent.
10:15Tommy?
10:15Hey, here's the story, brother.
10:17You know I love Mike Tomlin as an underdog.
10:19Covered 65%.
10:20But here's some more good crack for you.
10:22Teams that win by 35 or more points the next week, just 19 and 37 against the spread.
10:27Like the Vikings here, brother.
10:29Oh, Stuart!
10:32I've been practicing all morning.
10:33Well, Stuart!
10:36Since I am a goodwill ambassador for Ireland, really proper 12 whiskey, really the president
10:43of Ireland is going to be Conor McGregor.
10:45He follows me.
10:47Get back in the accent.
10:49Uh, I, oi, I don't know.
10:51Uh, Big Ben!
10:53Big Ben!
10:54Big Ben!
10:55It's in Ireland!
10:56Princess Diana's vagina!
10:58Um...
10:59She's dead.
11:00All Vikings here.
11:02All Vikings.
11:03All Vikings.
11:04Ooh!
11:04All Vikings.
11:07Ireland Vikings.
11:09Jerry.
11:09They impregnated all the Ireland people when they conquered.
11:12What were those people called from Ireland?
11:15The Ireland?
11:15Vikings.
11:16No, what are they called?
11:16Vikings.
11:17Vikings.
11:17Vikings.
11:18They rampaged and pillaged.
11:19Mm-hmm.
11:20And took women.
11:21They raped and murdered.
11:21Raped.
11:22Really?
11:23Yes.
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:24So you picked them?
11:25Yeah.
11:26Well, the steal is steal.
11:28I'd rather, I'd rather rape and pillage than steal.
11:30No, that's steal.
11:31No, that's steal, like, the actual thing.
11:33Steal.
11:34S-T-E-A-L-E-R-S.
11:35No, no, no, it's stealers.
11:37No, it's stealers.
11:37It's stealers.
11:38Well, Franco Harris stole fucking John Madden's first Super Bowl.
11:43He had to wait until 76.
11:44Should have won in 75.
11:45You stole the Super Bowl.
11:46You bring it up every year.
11:47Didn't hit George Atkinson's fucking shoulder pad.
11:49No.
11:49Went in the air.
11:50Franco Harris caught the ball.
11:51Touchdown.
11:52Fuck that shit.
11:52Okay, Jerry.
11:53Whatever.
11:53Listen.
11:56Stealers stink.
11:57They don't stink.
11:58No, they don't stink.
11:59No, you're wrong.
12:00It feels like I'm in Germany in a concentration camp.
12:02No, you're wrong.
12:03You're the sucker that's going to pick the Vikings this week.
12:06Mike Tomlin, this is going to be a one-score.
12:09Accent?
12:09It's Ireland.
12:10Mike Tomlin?
12:11I always do the Indian accent.
12:13That's all right.
12:13That's okay.
12:14You can do that.
12:15Mike Tomlin, one-score games.
12:18Very good coach.
12:19I can't do it, Irene.
12:22Do you in, do you in, do you in, do you in here?
12:24I can't even swam over that.
12:26Mike Tomlin, one-score game type of coach.
12:28Always good in the clutch.
12:30This will be a one-score game.
12:32Steelers' defense will come out ready to play.
12:34Ready to play.
12:34Carson Wentz, certified pussy.
12:37I'm taking the Steelers plus two and a half this week.
12:40Thank you, Jerry.
12:41All right.
12:42This is an easy double bet for me.
12:44I'm going to take the Vikings with Stewart.
12:46And I'm going to take the under, 41 and a half.
12:49It's going to be an early game, body clock game.
12:51Ireland, they fucking, Hank loves when they play these games overseas.
12:55I fucking hate it.
12:56It's an American sport.
12:58It should stay in America.
12:59But I'll take the Vikings and the under.
13:02All right.
13:02Back to stateside.
13:03Eagles at Bucs.
13:05Bucs are plus three and a half.
13:06Eagles fucked me so hard last week.
13:08So goddamn hard.
13:09Jordan Davis, just go down, you fat fuck.
13:12Over-under is 43 and a half.
13:14Stu, I'll start with you.
13:15Yeah, it was one of my worst losses of my career at the Rams.
13:18I was counting the money.
13:20Need a hotline.
13:20I counted the money from the first quarter.
13:23Yeah.
13:24So to lose that game was really devastating because I already, like, I put it in my book as a W.
13:28Yeah, right.
13:29Like I had the W next to it.
13:30It's a double loss then.
13:32100%.
13:33Double loss.
13:34And it's the worst.
13:35The worst.
13:35And you knew that was going to dictate the rest of the day.
13:38Oh, you saw the rest of my day.
13:40Well, the rest of my day, too.
13:41The rest of my day was a joke.
13:43Correct.
13:44Me, too.
13:45Same.
13:46Concur.
13:47I concur.
13:47No, I concur.
13:48I'm going to be on the world champs here.
13:49I think the world champs showed a lot.
13:54They never quit.
13:56They never stopped.
13:58They wore the Rams down.
13:59Yep.
14:00And in situational football, the one situation that they had to do, block the kick, run it
14:05back.
14:06They did.
14:08Bucs are loaded.
14:09I love the Bucs.
14:10Very well run team.
14:12Very well coached.
14:14Very well disciplined.
14:15And as it turns out, maybe five or ten years from now, Baker Mayfield might go down as
14:19the most underrated quarterback in the history of the NFL.
14:23But in this, I'm going to lay the points and bet with the home team.
14:26Excuse me.
14:27Bet with the road team.
14:29Yeah.
14:29But I will bet with the Super Bowl champs.
14:31Love the Eagles.
14:32Shout out Saquon.
14:33Shout out Dom.
14:34They were mad at me, by the way.
14:35Why?
14:35Shout out Nick Sirianni.
14:36Because in the locker room of the Eagles, I'm king shit.
14:40Right.
14:40They loved the 15, 15, 30.
14:42They loved the ready the roll.
14:43They loved promises, made promises, delivered.
14:45And when I went against them last week, when Ken Ketz came back from camp, they were like,
14:49Stu, everybody's pissed at you.
14:51Yeah.
14:51What do you mean?
14:52They're like, Saquon's pissed at you.
14:53Big Dom said, why is Stu going against us?
14:54Went against the family.
14:55Exactly.
14:56Yeah.
14:56Exactly.
14:57I apologize humbly.
14:59You threw egg on my face.
15:01I deserve it.
15:02I won't make that mistake again.
15:04Shout out world champs.
15:05Tommy.
15:05Baker Mayfield, been great as an underdog since joining the Bucs, 15 and 7 against the
15:10spread when getting points.
15:11Whoa.
15:12At home.
15:13Is it going to be hot there, Ashley?
15:15Well, it's going to be 85 degrees with thunderstorms in Tampa Bay.
15:18Ooh.
15:20Ashley, they got the fat guy back.
15:22Do you like being back to being the hottest girl on the show?
15:26Yeah.
15:27I'm glad my stats are back up there.
15:28I'm feeling good.
15:30Shout out Ash.
15:31Tommy makes actually a pretty woman when he cross-dresses.
15:35Truth be told, are you heterosexual or are you gay?
15:39Heterosexual, yeah.
15:39You are?
15:40Okay.
15:40All right.
15:40Confirmed.
15:41A lot of people don't think so, right?
15:43No, I've never.
15:43No, but a lot of my friends think you're a f***.
15:47Yeah.
15:47I'm feminine.
15:48I don't have a ton of sex possible.
15:49They think you have a feminine, you know.
15:51I like, I fucking love boobs and shit.
15:53I love fucking pussy.
15:55Mm-hmm.
15:55Listen, you don't have to curse.
15:57No, I love...
15:57You don't have to curse.
15:58Your mother's watching the show.
16:00I asked you a simple question.
16:01Yeah, I'm straight.
16:03Because your puberty was so late that I thought a man got you from back end, and that's how
16:08you are.
16:08My testosterone is low, but I recently got it tested.
16:11It's not low enough.
16:12Why don't you take a shot?
16:13TRT.
16:14TRT.
16:14Take a shot.
16:15I would consider that.
16:15Tommy, listen.
16:16Take a shot.
16:17Take a shot.
16:17You're amongst friends here.
16:17You don't have to pretend that you like women.
16:19I fucking love chicks.
16:20Okay.
16:21All right.
16:21I love chicks, Tommy.
16:22All right, so guys, lay off of me.
16:23He's not feminine.
16:24How could anyone possibly think I'm gay?
16:26Everyone stop saying that to us.
16:28Stop saying Tommy's a woman.
16:30Mm-hmm.
16:31Right?
16:32Right.
16:32Right.
16:33I'll stop.
16:33Right.
16:34And the commenters, don't say it.
16:36Don't say Tommy's a woman.
16:38Yeah, don't say it.
16:38Even when I met his mother at the Jet preseason game, she said to me, can you get a girl or
16:42a guy for my son?
16:43Yeah.
16:46I'll, Ms. Scabelli, I love you.
16:49God bless you.
16:50Roseanne.
16:52May God be with you.
16:53I'll do the best I can.
16:53Now it's going to be a woman, but maybe someday it might be.
16:56Still might be a man.
16:57She does check in every now and then.
16:58She'll be like, are you dating anyone?
17:00I'll be like, no.
17:00She'll be like, and you're straight, right?
17:01Yeah, right.
17:02Right, right, right.
17:03That's what any mother who loves you.
17:04The longer, how old are you?
17:06I'm only 29.
17:07Yeah, people start asking questions around 30.
17:09You really don't figure it out until I'm a player.
17:11All right, Jerry.
17:14Yeah, hand up.
17:14I was wrong last week.
17:16Jalen heard someone apologize.
17:17No one can see your hand up.
17:18You're too small.
17:19Listen, I was wrong, okay?
17:23Little tiny hands, Jerry.
17:24Tiny.
17:25Quick, Jerry.
17:25Little tiny.
17:26Don't do the edit.
17:27Little tiny chit.
17:27Don't do the edit.
17:28Little tiny hands, Jerry.
17:29Little tiny.
17:30They're so tiny.
17:31He's so tiny.
17:32Whatever.
17:32I got small hands.
17:34So when you're making love to a woman, you put your finger in there.
17:39Do they say, is it in?
17:40Yeah.
17:40They say, hey, wait.
17:41Well, do you know how to penetrate where you can have a one inch?
17:44Has anyone ever said to you, I thought you said you were about to finger me, after you
17:48have your fingers in there?
17:49No, they never have.
17:50Okay.
17:51No.
17:51I think that's a lie.
17:53They never said it.
17:54I mean, maybe they thought it, but they never said it.
17:56Yeah, yeah.
17:57They're like, hey, Jerry, what happened to your finger?
17:58Why are they?
17:59They're not even that bad.
18:00Like, they're fine.
18:00They're not even.
18:01No, they're gorgeous.
18:02Yeah, they're so beautiful.
18:03They're like a 13-year-old girl.
18:05They're gorgeous.
18:06They're so beautiful that Tommy would probably want.
18:10He'd probably want you to jerk him off.
18:12Jerk Tommy off.
18:13Yeah, yeah.
18:14Listen, let's get back to a picture, because I'm hot.
18:17Okay, go.
18:17I'm hot.
18:18I have one last question about your hands.
18:20Fine, go ahead.
18:20Okay, like, when you were a teenager, and you jerked off, you have tiny hands, so you're
18:26probably like, oh my God, I'm so hung.
18:28And then the first time, were they like, whoa, that's it?
18:31And you're like, what do you mean?
18:33And then you had to put your hands on it to be like, look, see?
18:36I could put two hands on my dick.
18:40That's not because your dick's big.
18:41No.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Because my hands are so small.
18:44Listen, I'm hot.
18:47I'm going to stay hot.
18:48I was wrong.
18:49Okay?
18:50Jalen Hurts, he's a good quarterback.
18:52Yeah.
18:52He's a really good quarterback.
18:53Yeah.
18:54I was wrong.
18:55He shoved it in my face last week in the third and fourth quarter.
18:59But listen, the Bucs are getting Tristan back.
19:02He'll be back.
19:02He's back.
19:03I think I'm almost positive.
19:04Don't quote me.
19:05I'm going to look it up.
19:05I think he's back this week.
19:08I know Mike Evans is out.
19:09But I think this is one of those games where people see the Bucs struggled last week with the Jets.
19:15And the Eagles came back.
19:17They won the game late.
19:19Showed fight.
19:20I'm going to take the Bucs with the three and a half.
19:22With the hook.
19:22I think the hook is massive here.
19:24I think it's the Bucs this week.
19:25I really do.
19:26Baker's a dog.
19:28I mean, he is just a dog.
19:29Amazing.
19:31Tristan Wirth's back at practice.
19:32Yeah.
19:32So, I mean, that's huge for them.
19:34Really big for them.
19:35Okay.
19:36So, I'm taking the Bucs.
19:37All right.
19:38I'm going to take the over, 43 and a half.
19:39I think the Bucs' offense is humming.
19:41I think their defense, you know, that Eagles offense in the second half impressed the fuck out of me.
19:46They opened it up.
19:47Yeah.
19:47They threw it everywhere.
19:49I'm taking the over.
19:50All right.
19:50Next one.
19:51Great game.
19:51Colts at Rams.
19:52The Colts are the story to start the season.
19:54Rams are minus three.
19:55Over on us, 49 and a half.
19:57Tommy, I'll start with you.
19:58Colts have been a great early season team under Shane Steichen.
20:0213-4 against the spread week seven or earlier.
20:05And the Rams covered just four of their last 14 home games after flying back from the East Coast.
20:10Oh, shit.
20:12What's the weather going to be like in L.A.?
20:14Yeah, in L.A., it's going to be 69 degrees and foggy.
20:18L.A.'s a shithole.
20:19Yeah, you don't like it?
20:20It's a shithole.
20:22Really?
20:22I went once.
20:23I'll never go again.
20:24Never?
20:24No.
20:24You watched Jimmy Kimmel last night?
20:27He's a fraud.
20:27I mean, Jimmy's a fraud.
20:30Jerry messages Jimmy Kimmel.
20:31Once a year on January 2nd.
20:32But also you messaged him when he got his show taken off.
20:35I did.
20:35But I don't want to.
20:36What did you say to him?
20:37I'm out of politics.
20:38But what did you say to him?
20:38I'm out of politics.
20:39It says under the politics.
20:40I'm out of politics.
20:41What did you say to him?
20:41What did you message Jimmy Kimmel when his show got taken off?
20:43Sucks to suck, Libcock.
20:47But now he's back.
20:48But I'm out of politics.
20:48Imagine if he responded to it, been like, how do you like me now, bitch?
20:52Oh, he'd bury me.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Yeah, he'd bury me.
20:54Decades ago, Jimmy Kimmel used to pick sports.
20:56Oh, really?
20:57Yeah.
20:57Really?
20:58Yeah, he was a decent handicapper.
20:59Yeah.
20:59I didn't know that.
21:00Legitimate.
21:02I did not know that.
21:02Oh, Rams-Colts.
21:04Yes.
21:05This is like the biggest toss-up on the card this week.
21:09For me, at least.
21:10I like the Colts.
21:12I really do.
21:12I think their offensive line is great.
21:14But I think the Rams at home, I think they're pissed after that loss.
21:19It's three, right?
21:20We don't have the hook here.
21:21Three.
21:21Okay, because it opened up as the hook.
21:23Yeah, yeah, three.
21:24And I was going to take the Colts with the hook.
21:25No.
21:26It's down to three.
21:27Down to three.
21:29I think that Rams offense is too much.
21:31And their D-line is very good, but I know the Colts have a great offensive line.
21:35I'm going to take McVay at home, minus three.
21:37Okay, I'm also going to take the Rams.
21:38I think bounce-back game.
21:40The Colts are riding so high.
21:42Yes, they've looked great, but they've also played some not great teams.
21:45Yes, Dolphins, right?
21:46Dolphins, Titans.
21:47Yeah.
21:48I think the Rams bounce-back game.
21:50You get your best effort.
21:51I'm going to just pretend Tommy didn't say his stats.
21:53Stu, give us a pick.
21:55Well, I mean, if Philly's the best team in the NFL, they're the Super Bowl champs, the
21:58reigning champs.
21:59Power rankings, go.
22:00Right now?
22:01Yeah.
22:04Philly, Buffalo, Baltimore.
22:07Baltimore.
22:08Baltimore.
22:08Rams.
22:09Wow.
22:10Oh, no.
22:15He's stumped.
22:17Oh, no.
22:18Charges.
22:19Okay.
22:20I think the Rams quite possibly can win the Super Bowl.
22:24I mean, there's no two ways about it.
22:26They're going to blow out the Colts here.
22:27All right.
22:27Colts show is over.
22:29It is an earthquake, and we're ready to roll.
22:31Yeah!
22:32I like that, Stu.
22:42I'm going to bet this game like I know the final score beforehand.
22:46I don't know if it's that strong.
22:47Yeah.
22:48You made me think it was that strong.
22:50I'm ready.
22:50Okay.
22:51We're all in.
22:51We're all in.
22:51All right.
22:52All right.
22:52Let's take a break.
22:53When we come back, we've got two more games.
22:54Great games.
22:55Incredible games.
22:56Back right after this.
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24:13What kind?
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24:46We got some great games in the afternoon.
24:48Great games.
24:49Ravens at Chiefs.
24:51Chiefs are 2.5 point dogs at home.
24:54The over-under is 48.5.
24:55Tommy, I'll start with you.
24:57Mahomes, great as an underdog.
24:5912-3 against the spread.
25:00But he's also 18-3 straight up when playing an opponent on short rest.
25:04Ravens coming off Monday Night Football.
25:061-2 versus 1-2.
25:08One of these teams is going to be 1-3.
25:10Can't believe it.
25:11Ashley, weather.
25:13In Kansas City, it's going to be 74 degrees and clear skies.
25:17Oh, love it.
25:18Stuart, this game is tough.
25:21Nah, it's a blowout.
25:22Really?
25:23Ravens are two plays away, two Derrick Henry fumbles away from being 3-0 right now and perennial
25:31Super Bowl favorites, darlings of the world.
25:35I don't look at anything the Ravens did as being wrong at all.
25:39They're loaded top to bottom, inside out, up and down, east-west, long, short, whatever
25:47you want to do.
25:48Chiefs are a paper tiger.
25:50They're just not what they were.
25:52Very solid team.
25:53Great team.
25:54But I believe their best years are behind them.
25:57I believe Patty Mahomes will do one of these, never win a Super Bowl for the rest of his life,
26:02never get to the Super Bowl for the rest of his life.
26:05Wow.
26:05His window, I just shut it.
26:07Wow.
26:08No, no, no, no.
26:09I closed the book of life on you, Patty Mahomes.
26:12Wow.
26:13The book of life.
26:14Gone.
26:14He's closed.
26:16Ravens are out.
26:17They'll win by between, I don't know, 17 to 50.
26:20You have the Chiefs circled.
26:21You have the Chiefs circled.
26:22No.
26:24No.
26:25Yeah, you do.
26:26Listen.
26:27You have the Chiefs circled.
26:28Of course, you're all looking at a sheet.
26:30You cannot read the hieroglyphics I have here so that you don't cheat on me.
26:35So I sucked you in by saying the Chiefs and I...
26:38Oh.
26:39You think the Ravens are going to kill him?
26:41I think it's a wrap.
26:42Okay.
26:43Steal of the Week.
26:44Steal of the Week.
26:45I'm taking that pick with you, Stu.
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27:49Do you know Jerry has a broken finger?
27:51Yeah, always.
27:52So why don't you put it in a splint and heal it?
27:55It's unhealable.
27:56Can't.
27:57Can't.
27:58I would have to get surgery.
28:00Yeah.
28:00Why don't you get surgery?
28:01For what?
28:03For your finger.
28:04That's very well.
28:04I don't need this finger.
28:05I finger with my right hand.
28:07All right.
28:09Jerry.
28:10Yeah.
28:10I stole Stu's pick.
28:11You did.
28:12I'm taking the Ravens with him.
28:14I could see that.
28:16If you're following me on Instagram, you would have seen last night.
28:21Did you get hacked again?
28:22Yesterday?
28:23No.
28:23No.
28:23Like last week?
28:24Two weeks.
28:24Yeah, a week ago.
28:25Yeah, I did.
28:25What keeps happening?
28:26You clicking links?
28:26DMs.
28:27DMs.
28:27You click links?
28:28I like the links.
28:28Yeah, but they're not like sexual links or anything like that.
28:32Yeah, but you click them.
28:33Yeah, like if you want to win like 15,000.
28:35You just click it.
28:37That's how easy it is.
28:38I'm trying to come up.
28:38I'm trying to come up.
28:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:40Listen, if you follow me on Instagram, you would have seen I am.
28:43I'm pretty hot right now.
28:44Yeah.
28:44I had the mercury outright last night.
28:46You did?
28:46Outright.
28:47WNBA, Jerry.
28:48Plus eight and a half.
28:48I was sharp on that.
28:5020-point comeback.
28:51This was almost my mortal.
28:55I think this is a rock fight.
28:56I think the Chiefs' defense is really good.
28:58I don't think Lamar is going to be able to go up and down the field like he did against the Lions.
29:02I like the under.
29:04Hank, what was that?
29:05You in the seat, buddy?
29:06You in the seat?
29:07You go 4-2 last week?
29:08Put a jersey on.
29:09Put a jersey on.
29:10Yeah, you went 4-2 last week?
29:11Put a jersey on.
29:12All right.
29:12I like the under this week.
29:14You like the over.
29:16Put a jersey on.
29:16Let's put $1,000 on it then, Pop.
29:18Let's go.
29:19Done.
29:19Done.
29:2048 and a half.
29:20Put $1,000 on it.
29:21Oh.
29:22You got the over, 48 and a half.
29:23I got the under.
29:23Love that.
29:24Cool.
29:24I want the cash if I win next Wednesday on the show.
29:27Cash on the show.
29:28On the show, want the cash.
29:30Great bet.
29:32Game Cowboys, Packers, Packers at Cowboys.
29:36Cowboys are plus 7.
29:37Over, under is 47 and a half.
29:39Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Dallas, even though it's a dome?
29:43In Dallas, it's going to be 84 degrees and partly cloudy.
29:46Tommy, I'm going to take whatever stat you give me here.
29:48All right.
29:48Well, this is a mind-blowing one.
29:50Over the last few seasons, home dogs of 7 or more points in week 9 or earlier,
29:56first half of the season, 19, 1, and 2.
29:59Oh, my gosh.
30:00Damn it.
30:00I was going to take the Packers.
30:03Wow.
30:03God fucking damn it.
30:04I blew my balls off.
30:06Wow.
30:06Damn it.
30:07That's a hell of a stat.
30:08Great stat.
30:09That's a hell of a stat.
30:11Yeah.
30:11That's why I get paid the big bucks.
30:12100%.
30:12Holy shit.
30:13Hannah couldn't even get through a stat last week.
30:15He could, yeah.
30:16She was stuttering fucking five times.
30:19Yeah.
30:19But Hannah's a lot more attractive than Tommy.
30:23I mean, please.
30:23That's a fact.
30:24Tommy does not.
30:25When people see Tommy, they want to puke.
30:28Yeah.
30:29I don't know if that's true.
30:30I like Tommy.
30:31I think Tommy's a good-looking guy.
30:32No, very good-looking.
30:33I think so.
30:34He's very much the bad.
30:34That's why I thought he was gay.
30:36He's too good-looking.
30:37Yeah.
30:37His eyes are breathtaking.
30:39His cheeks are unbelievable.
30:41His eyebrows are perfect.
30:42Did you see him at Beach House?
30:43He always dresses immaculately.
30:44He was fucking girls.
30:45He was fucking thin.
30:47Yeah.
30:48Have you seen the Beach House?
30:49Listen.
30:50He was fucking thin.
30:50I had a vagina.
30:51Tommy had it.
30:52Yeah.
30:52Blonde area.
30:53But as it turns out, if I have a penis tarring me my head.
30:55Yeah, he's going to have it all.
30:56Tommy's going to have it all.
30:57Roseanne, I'm so confused.
30:59Oh, Tommy's going to have it all.
31:00He's your kid.
31:02All right.
31:02Stu, you're not going to give us a pic, so give us something else.
31:05So, my focus on the show, obviously, is to be performative, to make you laugh, to make you
31:11comfortable, to give you life lessons, and also to make you money.
31:16Now, obviously, I give the free games to make you money, the mortal to make you money.
31:19Oh, the mortal to make you money.
31:21No other word.
31:23But I charge money.
31:25I have a paywall.
31:27I have a stoofunder.com.
31:28It's how I make my money.
31:29It's how I go out to dinner, buy my Coke, you know, travel the world.
31:33Three best bets.
31:34Pepsi.
31:35Pepsi.
31:35Pepsi.
31:36We're Pepsi-sponsored.
31:37Oh, I hate Coke.
31:39It burns.
31:40I love Pepsi.
31:41Diet Pepsi, by the way.
31:42Yeah.
31:43Okay.
31:43So, every week, I have a barstool special.
31:45$69.
31:46Favorite number.
31:46Favorite position.
31:47StuFinder.com.
31:48Week one, one.
31:49Week two, one.
31:50Week three, one big.
31:52I'll win again.
31:53Three best bets.
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31:55Plus, a separate sale.
31:57Saw a total parley Sunday night.
31:59Running to roll.
32:00I'm looking at the lines right now.
32:02This stat that Tommy gave me just fucked me up so bad.
32:05Well, I mean, the public is so on Green Bay.
32:08It's scary.
32:09Yeah.
32:09I mean, they are, it's like, going to be the biggest public bet game on the card.
32:1484% of the bets right now.
32:15Everything.
32:16Yeah.
32:17Shops.
32:17All right.
32:17Public.
32:18Everything.
32:18Yeah.
32:18Give me the over and also over Packers, 27 and a half.
32:22Oh, my God.
32:23Really?
32:24Is that okay?
32:25Look what I have.
32:25The under?
32:26I have the Packers team total under 27 and a half.
32:28I think this is going to be like when you swing with a batting donut.
32:31You're playing against the Browns.
32:32That defense is incredible.
32:34Then you play against the Cowboys.
32:35That defense is trash.
32:36Give me the over.
32:37Give me the Packers over.
32:38Mmm, wow.
32:39I took the Packers team total under because I feel like everybody's going to think they're
32:44going to score a million points.
32:45I think that's me.
32:46I think they're going to score a million points.
32:47Yeah, I think the Cowboys defense is really bad.
32:50Really bad.
32:50Like really, really bad.
32:51Really bad.
32:51The way the Browns played as well as they played defensively against the Packers, they were
32:55down 10-0.
32:56They easily could have quit.
32:57They came back and they shut out the Packers.
32:59It really shows you that if Deshaun Watson wasn't such a degenerate and such a disaster
33:06health-wise, they literally could have won a Super Bowl.
33:10Right.
33:11Because that is a Super Bowl winning defense.
33:13And Deshaun Watson's best games are Super Bowl quarterback level.
33:18Yep.
33:18Yeah.
33:19And instead, all they do is lose every year.
33:21It's a great point.
33:21I mean, that's why if you're a Browns fan, you're pulling your hair out.
33:25Right.
33:25Except right now, you might jump on the Guardians because the Guardians might be a sleeper to
33:29win the World Series.
33:30They're hot.
33:30They've won 16 of 17.
33:32They're hot.
33:32I think they've won like 10 straight.
33:33Jerry.
33:34And they won for me last night as my best bet.
33:35Yeah, I got the Packers team total under.
33:37Okay.
33:37Yeah.
33:37Okay.
33:38All right.
33:38Hey.
33:38I'm going to stick with it.
33:39Hey.
33:39Let's do it.
33:40Want to bet a thousand?
33:41No.
33:41I can't afford it.
33:42Why?
33:42I can't even afford a thousand.
33:45Didn't we speak about not betting?
33:46Didn't we speak about performatively saying you're betting, but actually not betting?
33:50No.
33:50All this.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Calling you out in front of a fucking 10 million viewers.
33:5310 million.
33:53And you just like baited you in.
33:57You think so?
33:57Yeah.
33:58He did a little.
33:58He baited you in a little bit.
33:59He did a little bit.
33:59He did a little baited you.
34:01And he like went like, oof.
34:02Like, who are you going to pick that?
34:03Yeah.
34:03He sucked you in.
34:05He went like this and reeled you in and just robbed you out of a dime.
34:08And now he's holding you up.
34:09Not a very big fish.
34:10Bet's off.
34:11No.
34:12Bet's on.
34:12That's not.
34:14No, no, no, no.
34:15Do not take the bet off.
34:15No, no.
34:16You're not allowed anymore.
34:17No.
34:17Fair.
34:17Fair.
34:17Fair.
34:18Fair.
34:18Fair.
34:18Fair.
34:18Fair.
34:18Fair.
34:18Fair.
34:18When the handshake.
34:19We're men here.
34:20Don't break that.
34:21That's fair.
34:21But what I'm sharing with you is you constantly make, do you want to be him when you grow up?
34:25Yes.
34:26Do you want to be losing a hundred larger people?
34:27He is grown up.
34:28I'm grown up.
34:29Every day they have a meeting in DraftKings and they go, first thing they say is, good
34:33morning, everyone.
34:34And can everyone stand and please thank Dan Katz?
34:36Yeah.
34:36No, that's true.
34:37That's a fact.
34:38That's a fact.
34:38Please thank Dave Portnoy.
34:39That's a fact.
34:40And then they go on them every way.
34:42Yeah.
34:42No, that's a fact.
34:43That's a fact.
34:44All right.
34:44You got the under.
34:45I got the over.
34:46We'll be back right after this.
34:48We got our mortals coming up.
34:50Got to win our mortals.
34:51Got to win our mortals.
34:52Got to win our mortals.
34:53Back right after this.
34:53A little lax on the mortals.
34:54Yeah.
34:55Yeah.
34:55Yeah.
34:55Yeah.
34:55Yeah.
34:56We're going to rob an entire country.
35:06The Arintero was an ordinary ship.
35:07Skip it.
35:08No story.
35:09Just tell them about the plan.
35:10I want to know the story.
35:11It's treasure.
35:11It'll be in New York tomorrow.
35:12That's plenty.
35:14So you're the criminals that want to help with our mission.
35:17Zack the Mundo.
35:19You're dealing with a different class.
35:21You're out of your league.
35:24Back up.
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35:34Thank you for allowing me to work for you.
35:37Thank you for the trust and the opportunity.
35:39Again, I'm number one in the world on Cameo.
35:43Number one on Cameo.
35:45And I appreciate the business.
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35:51Whether it's an anniversary.
35:53Whether it's a graduation.
35:54Whether you had a baby.
35:57Whether you're getting married.
36:00How about this?
36:01You need a pick-me-up.
36:03You're down in the dumps.
36:04Maybe gambling losses.
36:06Maybe life losses.
36:08Maybe you lost your special someone.
36:10I pick you up like nobody else.
36:12How about this?
36:13You want to shred someone.
36:14You want to tear someone a new butt.
36:16I do that too.
36:18How about this?
36:19Let's update how we're doing in fantasy football.
36:21Maybe somebody's done amazing through week three.
36:24Maybe someone's in the toilet through week three.
36:27You want me to send it in?
36:28I do it the best there is.
36:30I spend three to five minutes.
36:32Or at least two to five minutes.
36:34On each Cameo.
36:35Pay me.
36:36I will make you smile and laugh like you've never seen me before.
36:42Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
36:47Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
36:51Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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37:50Okay, mortals.
37:51You know what?
37:51I'm going to do something different.
37:52Okay.
37:53You want to say you're mortal?
37:55Yeah.
37:56Can I start?
37:56Yeah, go ahead.
37:57Okay, I'm going to start my mortal.
37:58Listen, this is a spite pick for me.
38:01Blitzboy on the Raiders.
38:04Certified scumbag.
38:05Piece of shit pussy.
38:06Three years ago, outside of Bounce Nightclub, I asked him for a picture.
38:09Who are you talking about?
38:10Jamal Adams.
38:11Okay.
38:11He plays for the Raiders, correct?
38:13Yep.
38:13Yeah, he's a scumbag piece of shit.
38:15I hope he...
38:16We love to say that.
38:24No.
38:25We can cut that.
38:26That's fine.
38:26No, we did cut it.
38:27Cut it.
38:28Okay, listen.
38:31Embarrassed me in front of my friends three or four years ago in front of Bounce Nightclub
38:35in New York.
38:38I drove 45 minutes.
38:40I was guaranteed a picture with Blitzboy.
38:43He said no to my face.
38:45I've been rooting for him to fail ever since.
38:48I love the Bears.
38:50I think the Bears are pretty damn good.
38:53That defense is very good.
38:55No, it's...
38:56No, no, listen.
38:57No, it's not.
38:57No, their defense is not bad.
38:59No, it is bad.
39:00Their secondary is bad.
39:02Their D-line is not that bad.
39:03We're not that good.
39:05Maybe you didn't watch the Lions.
39:06I did.
39:07Okay, yeah, but the Lions...
39:08They're 50.
39:08The Lions are one of the best teams in football, Stu.
39:12Okay.
39:13They're a top five team.
39:15Okay.
39:16Raiders are a top five team?
39:17No, but I'm just saying...
39:18Top 10 team?
39:19No, I'm just saying...
39:20Top 15 team.
39:20I wouldn't start with our defense is great.
39:23Let me get into the offense.
39:25Go.
39:26Go into the offense.
39:26They're going to start rolling now.
39:28That was the game they needed.
39:30They're going to beat this Raiders team by 20.
39:32Okay.
39:33Minimum.
39:33I like that.
39:34Minimum.
39:34It's a must win.
39:35It's a must win.
39:35Must win.
39:36They're going to blow them out.
39:37It's a must win.
39:37Crush them.
39:38It's a must win, Stu.
39:41I'm using the Patriots over the Panthers,
39:44and the reason I'm doing it is the Panthers last week
39:47cost me $100,000.
39:49Yeah.
39:49So this pick has nothing to do with stats,
39:53nothing to do with trends,
39:54nothing to do with my last minute syndicate people
39:57that bet $100 million a game
39:58grouped together with thousands of people,
40:01biggest bettors in the world,
40:01give me information.
40:02This is a spite pick.
40:05I am being spiteful here.
40:08Bryce Young and the Panthers played an A++ game
40:12and fucked me.
40:14I'm fucking you this week.
40:15Patriots mortal.
40:18It's a spite play.
40:20I like a spite play.
40:22Spiteful.
40:23I like a spite play.
40:23I like that spiteful play.
40:25You take my Milano cookie when it's the last one there
40:27and I say I don't want it, you can have it.
40:29I really want it, but I just be like a douche.
40:33Yep.
40:34All right, here's what I'm going to do.
40:36I'm going to do the grossest pick I could find.
40:38It's the total.
40:39Do you want to pick it out?
40:39You did good on the grossest pick.
40:41Yeah.
40:41Do you want to pick it out?
40:42Titans total?
40:43Titans, Texans, over 38 and a half.
40:45Yeah, that's gross.
40:46That's so fucking disgusting.
40:47Yeah, that's bad.
40:48Oh, my God.
40:49I want to puke just thinking about it.
40:50It's 38 and a half.
40:51That's bad.
40:52I'm going to need some shit happening.
40:54I'm going to need a punt return.
40:55I'm going to need a pick six.
40:56And you're going over?
40:57Over 38 and a half.
40:58You need like eight turnovers, which could happen.
40:59Yeah, I could have eight turnovers.
41:01Yeah, Titans are good for two and three a week.
41:02It's disgusting.
41:03It's disgusting, but it's going to get me back.
41:04It's sharp.
41:05It's sharp.
41:05Very sharp.
41:06No one's going to want to touch that over.
41:08Well, you're a winning gambler.
41:09I am.
41:09You're a winner.
41:09That's true.
41:10I am a winner.
41:11You've changed the tide.
41:12I'm a winner.
41:13You know, first three weeks were struggling, and they lulled you into false self-security.
41:17Most people would quit right now.
41:18No, not me.
41:19Mm-mm.
41:19You are.
41:20Mm-mm.
41:20Your powder is dry, and you're coming hard week four.
41:24I'm going to remember who doubted me.
41:26Who doubted me?
41:28I didn't doubt you.
41:28Yeah, you did.
41:29No, I didn't.
41:30Yeah, you did.
41:30I turned it around.
41:31Barstool.
41:32You looked me in the eye, and you said, Stu, I'm going to show you.
41:37Okay.
41:37And then I jumped on your back.
41:39You're right.
41:39Kirby Puckett.
41:40All right.
41:41Half a million reasons why.
41:42Barstool.
41:43Barstool Sports.
41:44I forgot about the contract.
41:46Barstool Sports Advisors.
41:48Great show, everyone.
41:49We'll see you for week five.
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