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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back. It is week 14 in the NFL. We're joined, as always, by Ashley. We have Megan in place.
00:39Megan, thank you, buddy. Let's go, Megan.
00:42And then we've got Stu, Megan Legend, and J.J. without a jacket.
00:50No jacket.
00:50What was that? That's your thing?
00:53Pussy.
00:53Like, if you scored a touchdown, you'd do that?
00:55I ate pussy last night. Latina pussy. Incredible.
01:00Shout out Genesis!
01:01Did she fake him?
01:03She might have fake him.
01:03Shout out Genesis!
01:06Okay, we are here. By the way, we have a little studio audience today, because Stu did his Make-A-Wish.
01:12I'm wondering how much he charged his neighbors for this trip, because I know Stu-
01:17Pat and John, come on, yeah!
01:18He did something! There's something up here!
01:20No, they're my best friends!
01:21They are going to be, when I travel the world, we're going all over the world, it's me, Sandy, Pat and John.
01:26Is that maybe because he's got 30 mil?
01:29No, I pay my way, and I like to pay for everything when they go. It's not about the money.
01:33Okay.
01:34Listen, he runs with people that 30 million is not a lot of money. He runs with a quarter of a billion, half a billion billion dollar people.
01:40Wow, wow, okay.
01:41He's the poorest out of the group.
01:43Well, no, you're the poorest out of the group.
01:46Yes!
01:49I'm a wannabe Italian, so I'm not really in the group, but I am in the group.
01:52Yes, okay, all right.
01:53Old business.
01:55Oh, you have something for us.
01:56Old business.
01:57Old business.
01:58I got in the mail.
02:00Oh, I got that as well.
02:01I got in the mail the Jeremiah Love Heisman Trophy Packet.
02:07Yep.
02:08It talks about how great of a human he is, how great of Notre Dame is, and how we love Jeremiah Love because he was on Wake Up Barstool, and he loved me because I pumped him, and Frank the Tank reached out.
02:20He pumped him?
02:21He pumped him.
02:21I didn't sexually pump him, although if I had a vagina, I would.
02:25The guy's fucking gorgeous.
02:26He's gorgeous.
02:27But I don't have a vagina, and I don't like anything up my ass besides Sandy's finger.
02:31So, bear my love.
02:33Sandy's here.
02:33I will be rooting for you.
02:34Sandy's here in the studio audience.
02:35I love you, and these little mints say one love.
02:38Do you think each of us should eat one of these little mints?
02:40I don't want one.
02:41You know?
02:41No, I'm good.
02:43Are there no THC or anything?
02:44I'm a little upset because I have a Heisman future on him, and it's not going to work out.
02:49He got hurt in the Stanford game.
02:50If he had scored like four touchdowns, I think we would have had a case for it, but.
02:53That's dead?
02:54It's dead?
02:54It's dead.
02:54What a catch!
02:56It's dead.
02:56Who ever sits in that chair?
02:57Who's going to win it?
02:58Great, great hands.
02:59That was a 10.
03:01Sander Mendoza?
03:02How are you done?
03:03Sander Mendoza.
03:04Enjoy Frisco, how are you done?
03:06Sander Mendoza?
03:08Who are they?
03:09You look like a lesbian right now with those glasses.
03:12I'm on 48 hours.
03:14You're Jerry's on The View right now.
03:20Lifestyle with Jerry on The View.
03:22I'm on 48 hours on Newborn Watch.
03:24Yeah, wait, so who's got the newborn right now?
03:26I had the newborn for 48 hours solo.
03:29Oh, yeah, because Genesis came back because she ate her pussy.
03:31She came back last night late.
03:33Two in the morning, she landed.
03:34She said, babe, what are you doing?
03:35I said, I just got off call of duty.
03:37She said, I just got home.
03:38Let's go upstairs real quick.
03:39Went upstairs.
03:40Ate box.
03:41Went back to sleep.
03:42Shout out.
03:43Shout out.
03:43You didn't fuck it out after?
03:44I didn't even do anything.
03:47No, I didn't even come.
03:49I didn't realize that.
03:49You forgot?
03:50You forgot?
03:51What does that mean?
03:51You didn't come?
03:52You forgot?
03:53We didn't have sex.
03:54You ate a box.
03:55And then I went downstairs.
03:56You don't come when you eat a box?
03:58No.
03:58Can I explain?
03:59If I ate a box, I'd come.
04:00I just want to say that.
04:01Although I am 65 and she's an 11.
04:03Oh, all right.
04:05Shout out, Sandy.
04:05I hope you don't mind.
04:06Football show.
04:07Football show.
04:08Great episode, by the way.
04:10Yeah, okay, of course.
04:13Cocaine will never be legal in this country, probably.
04:17Who's to say?
04:18Okay.
04:19Well, prostitution is only legal in one county in this country, in Nevada, correct?
04:26Right.
04:26Okay.
04:26So let's assume it's never going to be legal.
04:29Yep.
04:29But when I washed my hands this morning at the airport or yesterday at the airport,
04:34they have this new thing.
04:35So you have the water, then you have the soap, then you have the dryer.
04:40Right there.
04:40Do you understand what I'm saying?
04:41When you go there, you put the soap.
04:43I'm a little confused.
04:44What do you mean?
04:44After you take a pee-pee or a poopy in the airport, when you go to the sink now, they don't
04:52have towels, they don't have these air blowers right in front of you.
04:56At the sink, where you wash your hands, they have the soap.
04:58Sink.
04:59Then they have the water.
05:00Yep.
05:01And then they have the blower right there.
05:02So convenient.
05:03Wow.
05:04We're living in some crazy times.
05:05Here.
05:06But listen.
05:07I was being facetious.
05:08I understand that, of course.
05:10Performative.
05:10You're the smartest guy in the room.
05:11No, I'm performative.
05:12You're the smartest guy in the room.
05:12I was being performative.
05:14You described to us a bathroom, Stu.
05:16No, no.
05:16What do you want me to say?
05:17I'm trying.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:18Can I get to my point?
05:19Okay, yes.
05:20Performative.
05:21Okay.
05:21I think, and this is a billion dollar idea.
05:25Okay.
05:26In the bathroom, if they are lenient about maybe one day prostitution being legal, we should
05:34have like an AI where you go into the bathroom and you have like a screen of whoever you want
05:43to dream about and then you go right to your hands, lotion, rub one out, wash your hands
05:49and then dry your penis.
05:52Okay.
05:53At the O'Hare bathroom.
05:54No, for 10 bucks.
05:55Right.
05:56Do you think that could work?
05:57I think the phone does everything.
05:59Yeah.
05:59The phone is like, you could just go on porn.
06:01You just invented porn.
06:02Why kill my idea?
06:04Why did you step on his idea?
06:05Why did you step on the office?
06:06I got a better idea.
06:07Okay.
06:07All right.
06:08Let's hear Jerry's idea.
06:08Why did I don't make any money?
06:10Let's hear Jerry's idea.
06:11Every office should have a, you see those robots?
06:15Mm-hmm.
06:16You know, if you want like a 20-minute break, you have 20 minutes with a robot.
06:19You could get a blowjob from the robot.
06:20So we're just fucking in the airport.
06:22We're fucking in the office.
06:23Well, no, there's a robot.
06:24There's a robot.
06:25How about we just fuck at home?
06:27Yeah, we could do that.
06:28Yeah, I think.
06:29Yeah, but we're perverts.
06:30Give it up, baby.
06:31Man, you're American perverts.
06:33Shout out, perverts.
06:34Perverts, there's a necessary means for perverts.
06:38Okay, let's go.
06:39Go!
06:40By the way, great show last week.
06:42It was an instant classic.
06:43Best ever.
06:44I was crying laughing watching it back.
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48I don't usually watch the show back.
06:50I watched the whole show back.
06:51I was crying laughing.
06:53The two highlights is when I put throw up from JJ on my head and George throwing up in the garbage can.
06:59I don't know how we're going to top it next year.
07:02Yeah.
07:02You're going to have to throw up in his mouth.
07:05Oh.
07:06I'll eat your ass.
07:08I'll eat your ass.
07:11I was thinking about eating the piece of paper that you wiped off.
07:14Oh, no.
07:16Listen, I do anything for views.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Anything.
07:19There's nothing I won't do.
07:21You know you put Quiggs in the IR.
07:23Yeah.
07:23He left.
07:24I know.
07:24He felt queasy the rest of the day.
07:26He left.
07:26The rest of the day.
07:28I got my heart checked.
07:29You got his heart checked.
07:30That's what this show does to people.
07:33Shout out.
07:33We almost killed Quiggs.
07:35It's the best.
07:36It's the best.
07:37It was the ultimate.
07:38Oh, man.
07:39The ultimate.
07:39Okay.
07:40Week 14.
07:42This is a big week.
07:43We got some massive, massive games.
07:45Right now, I'm back to under 500.
07:48Stu, you're hovering at 500.
07:50Oh, no.
07:50Sorry.
07:51Where are you, Stu?
07:51I'm 35-28-2 on the All-World Red Dead.
07:53Oh, so you're killing it.
07:54Six, six, and one on Mortals.
07:55Jerry, you got to pick it up.
07:57I got to pick it up.
07:57You got to pick it up.
07:58You guys got to pick it up.
07:59You got to pick it up.
07:59I love the board.
08:00I'm counting the whole show on my shoulders.
08:01Can we help?
08:01I love the board.
08:02I love the board.
08:03I love the board.
08:03I need some help.
08:04Let's start in Buffalo on Sunday.
08:06The Bengals at the Bills.
08:08The Bills minus 5-1⁄2.
08:10The over-under is 52-1⁄2.
08:12Hannah, or sorry, Ashley, I'll start with you.
08:15In Buffalo, it's going to be 24 degrees with a chance of snow.
08:21Josh Allen weather.
08:22Josh Allen weather.
08:23Megan?
08:25Yeah, when Josh Allen and the Bills are facing a team on extended prep time,
08:29they're 14-11 ATS, and when they're at home in that same spot,
08:33they're 8-4 ATS.
08:35Okay, okay, okay, okay.
08:38I love the Bills in this game.
08:40I do.
08:41I think something happened.
08:42When your scumbag team hit Josh Allen late,
08:46and the whole team rallied around them,
08:49after that they fucking smashed the Steelers.
08:51Smoke them, smoke them, smoke them.
08:51And I think the Bengals, look, the Bengals are nice.
08:53The Bengals are every year is the same.
08:55We get to December.
08:56Everyone says, don't let the Bengals in the playoffs.
08:58And guess what?
08:58They're not going to make the playoffs because they're already 4-8 or whatever.
09:01They're done.
09:02I love the Bills.
09:03I'm taking the Bills minus 5-1-1.
09:04Okay.
09:05And this feels like a little bit of a rat line where it's like,
09:07Bengals off a win, 5-1-1?
09:09How can you not the Bengals?
09:10Yeah, big win against the Ravens, yeah.
09:11Bills, Bills, Bills, Bills.
09:13I like it.
09:14I'm taking the Bills as well.
09:15Oh!
09:15Love the Bills.
09:16And let me say something.
09:1644-49-1, not a good year.
09:20But now my brain's clear.
09:21Steelers carry, like, nothing in my brain.
09:24I don't even think about them anymore.
09:26I don't have to worry about them.
09:27I'm all football.
09:28I'm all picks.
09:29Can I explain something without you making faces, Hank?
09:32Every show I do, when I start to talk, you make faces.
09:35I'm telling the people I'm going to turn it around now so I start to ride heavy with my picks.
09:39Why don't the Steelers make the playoffs?
09:41But nothing in my brain.
09:43I don't think about them no more.
09:44What about yesterday when you—
09:44They could make the playoffs.
09:45Do I think they're going to win the Super Bowl anymore?
09:47No.
09:48You thought they were?
09:49Yeah, I did.
09:50Okay.
09:51What about Adam Thielen?
09:53You said thinking soupy.
09:55That was for clicks.
09:56Okay.
09:57That was for clicks.
09:57That's performative.
09:58Performative.
09:59Listen, I'm taking the Bills.
10:00I'm taking the over as well in this game.
10:02I think it's a shootout.
10:03Okay.
10:03The Bills can score.
10:04They can score a ton of points.
10:05Stu?
10:06I got to concur.
10:07It's Bills in a row.
10:08Uh-oh.
10:08It's an earlier ass, Mike.
10:10Oh!
10:13Oh!
10:14Assist, assist, assist.
10:16Oh!
10:20I like how the mug—
10:21Shut up, Pat John Sandy!
10:23Ow!
10:24Oh!
10:24Oh!
10:27Provocative!
10:31Provocative!
10:32Oh, man, he got him.
10:34All right.
10:36Hmm.
10:39What else?
10:41Which way are you going?
10:43I'll go—
10:43I'll go which way.
10:44Which way are you going?
10:45Are we going with the greatest woman handicapper in the world, Megan making money, or are we going
10:50with the most beautiful woman in the world, Weather Girl?
10:53Ashley, where are you going?
10:54You go.
10:58Okay.
10:59Colts and Jaguars.
11:00Colts and Jaguars.
11:01Jaguars are plus one and a half.
11:03The over-under is 47 and a half.
11:05The Colts never win at the Jaguars.
11:06No.
11:07They never win at the Jaguars.
11:08I don't understand this line.
11:09How are the Jaguars not a favorite?
11:11I agree.
11:12I concur.
11:12I concur.
11:13I concur.
11:13Confounded.
11:14I think I have a stat for you guys about the Colts and the Jaguars real quick.
11:18I'm not going to step on Megan, but I got to find it.
11:20I just think that—
11:22India's 3-16 against the spread in Jacksonville?
11:28Wow.
11:29Since 2015?
11:30Okay, that's why.
11:31Holy shit.
11:32Because I made Jacksonville four and a half, and they made the Colts one and a half.
11:34It scares the fuck out of me.
11:35Also, that stat doesn't make sense, because that's way too many games.
11:37Either way, they never win there.
11:40Megan, what's your stat?
11:42So, the correct stat is, since 2015, Indy is 3-16-1 against the spread.
11:48In that span, none of the nine Colts quarterbacks are above 500 against the spread against Jacksonville.
11:54Oh, that's 3-16-1 against the Jaguars.
11:57Wow.
11:59Wow.
11:59That makes sense.
12:00Wow.
12:01But how are the Colts favored?
12:03Public and show-ups are now on the Colts.
12:06It scares me.
12:06I don't know, and Daniel Jones has a broken fibula.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Ashley.
12:12In Jacksonville, it's going to be 64 degrees with a chance of rain.
12:16All right, let's talk this out, boys.
12:17A little rain.
12:18It's the toughest game on the card.
12:19The line makes no sense.
12:21Normally, I would be so on the Colts, saying Colts are going to win, especially after they
12:27looked like shit last week and murdered me.
12:29But I'm going to take the Jaguars.
12:31I'm not going to fall for that trap.
12:33This year, for some reason, against the grain, against the public, doesn't always win.
12:39It never always wins, but normally it's at least 60-70%.
12:42I'm going to take Jaguars here.
12:43Let's go.
12:44Okay.
12:45Jags.
12:45Jags.
12:46Jags.
12:46Jags.
12:47I'm taking the under in this game.
12:48Under?
12:48I'm taking a defensive battle, running the ball a lot.
12:50I'm going to take the under, 47-and-a-half.
12:51All right, I'm with Stu.
12:52I like the Jags.
12:53The Jags have been a good team.
12:55They've impressed me.
12:56I'm selling on the Colts right now.
12:58I think Daniel Jones, it was a nice start.
13:02Yeah.
13:02But he is what he is, right?
13:04Yeah, he's not the guy.
13:04He is what he is.
13:06Okay, next one is a big one.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Steelers are Ravens.
13:11Ravens minus six.
13:12Over under is 42-and-a-half.
13:14You got a retirement home on your fans, buddy.
13:16Yeah.
13:17You got a retirement home.
13:18Tough day yesterday.
13:18That's where you are.
13:19Aaron Rodgers' 42nd birthday.
13:22They signed a 35-year-old wide receiver the same day.
13:26You got a retirement home.
13:27Yeah, we do.
13:28Listen, it is what it is.
13:29But, okay, let's start with the weather because I want to know what the weather is like for this AFC North battle.
13:33In Baltimore, it's going to be 42 degrees, chance of snow.
13:38Chance of snow.
13:40Okay.
13:41Megan?
13:42So, in the regular season, the underdog is 24-7-3 against the spread when Tomlin and Harbaugh face off.
13:48That's what's scaring me.
13:49I think the Steelers fucking stink.
13:51They might win.
13:52But they always play these games, and this is the Tomlin spot.
13:56It is.
13:56The heat is starting to turn up on Tomlin.
14:00You see everyone talking about it.
14:02Yeah.
14:02That was a trash performance by the Ravens against the Bengals.
14:06Yeah, it was.
14:06What kind of performance was that?
14:07Horrible, horrible.
14:08You need the game for your life.
14:09It's Thanksgiving.
14:10Everyone's watching you.
14:11It's Thursday night, and you just put a dud out there?
14:14Yeah.
14:14Choke job?
14:15I mean, what was that?
14:17What was that?
14:17Here's the thing, though.
14:19The Ravens kind of stink.
14:20Yeah, your Rays do.
14:21They do.
14:21I mean, I don't know what.
14:22Lamar has not been good.
14:24Besides the playoff game last year against Pittsburgh where the Ravens did whatever they wanted,
14:28Mike Tomlin has Lamar figured out pretty much.
14:30They play Lamar really, really tough.
14:32They make it very difficult for him.
14:34What do you got?
14:35I'm taking the Steelers in this game.
14:36And listen, not because I'm a homer.
14:37I think the Steelers are not.
14:39You said you're no longer a homer.
14:39I'm not.
14:40The Steelers season is probably the opposite of a homer.
14:42They might win the division.
14:43They might.
14:44A woke homo.
14:47They might win the division, but they're not going to do much this year.
14:49They might win this game.
14:51You woke?
14:51I ain't woke.
14:53I heard you were.
14:54Listen, you know my name.
14:55Listen, that diatribe about the Steelers, that was woke.
14:58Yeah, it was.
14:58What?
14:59It was woke.
14:59Pussy shit.
15:00You turned your back on your team.
15:02Oh, I don't like my team anymore.
15:03In front of the public.
15:05Because I said they can't win the Super Bowl?
15:06No, you said a lot of other things about them.
15:08They're done, they're dead, they're geriatric, they suck, Mike Tomlin's a communist.
15:14He's a horrible coach.
15:14Why is he a communist?
15:15He's a horrible coach.
15:16Can you spell communist?
15:18For 10,000 cash, could you spell communist right now?
15:21Yes and no, I don't want you to spell it.
15:22No, I want him to spell it.
15:23Spell it.
15:24Communist.
15:24Can I write it down?
15:25No!
15:25All right.
15:27The origin is commune.
15:29C-O-M-M.
15:30Yep.
15:31Greek.
15:31Latin.
15:32U-N.
15:34I-C-S-T.
15:36No.
15:36Of course not.
15:37You added a C in there.
15:39Yeah.
15:39I-S-T.
15:40That was horrible.
15:41I don't know.
15:41I-S-T.
15:42All right, so you owe Stu $10,000.
15:4410K.
15:4510K.
15:45God, I'm sorry.
15:46So what's your pick in this game?
15:47I mean, everybody's pick should be the Steelers because they're going to keep this game close
15:51and they might win this game.
15:51That's just what they do.
15:52What about DK Metcalf touchdown?
15:54No.
15:55What about DK Metcalf touchdown?
15:57No.
15:57I can't take it.
15:58What about DK Metcalf to score a touchdown?
16:01Add it to my code.
16:02Oh, you fucking rat.
16:04All right, Stu.
16:05I got to lay the number with the Ravens.
16:06I cannot believe they're this bad.
16:07I cannot believe they played so bad Thanksgiving night.
16:11I'm shocked.
16:12I'm stunned.
16:13I have no answer.
16:14The NFL right now is like throw a dart because any week every team could look great and then
16:20the Panthers beat the Rams last week.
16:22It was unbelievable.
16:23So I'm going to lay it on with the Ravens.
16:25I think they'll route the Steelers and put them out of their misery forever.
16:28Hopefully Aaron Rodgers dies on the field, carry him off in a body bag.
16:35Bye-bye, Aaron.
16:36I got a tip.
16:37Aaron, show us your wife.
16:38I got a sad tip.
16:39Listen.
16:40No, no.
16:40Who's this wife?
16:41I got a sad tip.
16:43Can I say allegedly?
16:44Of course you can.
16:46Can I say it or not?
16:46You can say it.
16:47Say it.
16:48Whisper it first.
16:48Allegedly, there was a Halloween party.
16:52Aaron Rodgers invited everybody over and his wife wasn't there.
16:57Absolutely say it.
16:58No, no, no.
16:58Don't keep it on the show.
16:59What do you mean?
17:01Yeah, I heard what you said.
17:02That's crazy.
17:03Allegedly say it.
17:04What if she was dressed up as a ghost?
17:06I didn't even think of that.
17:07Yeah.
17:08How about, yeah, she could have been dressed up?
17:10Yeah.
17:10No one knows?
17:11No one knows.
17:12True.
17:12I don't even know.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Is she real?
17:15I don't know.
17:16Does that, who cares?
17:17Does Aaron Rodgers?
17:18Who cares?
17:18I don't know.
17:18I hate him.
17:19Who cares?
17:20I mean, he definitely fucks.
17:21I mean, who cares?
17:22I know he fucks.
17:22Who cares?
17:23What do you mean?
17:24Multi-millionaire quarterback?
17:26Who knows with him?
17:27He fucks.
17:28I'm going to take the under in this game.
17:30I love the under in this game.
17:31I don't like unders.
17:32You know me.
17:33Sharp.
17:33I bet overs.
17:34Sharp play.
17:34Under in this game.
17:35The Steelers can't do anything.
17:37No, they can't.
17:37They can't.
17:38And I know Tomlin, if he's going to try to win this game, he's going to try to make it
17:41a fucking fight in a phone booth.
17:43Yep.
17:43Okay?
17:43He's going to try to make this a slow-scoring, one-possession game,
17:48late, he's probably going to punt when he shouldn't, all that bullshit,
17:52under 42 and a half, put it on my card.
17:54Is that a run you're starting?
17:56Yeah.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Okay.
17:57When we come back, we've got two more games.
17:59Big games.
18:00Big games.
18:01Big games.
18:01Big games.
18:02Huge.
18:02Back right after this Barstool Sports Devices.
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18:19The Barstool Special has been 11-2, 11-2, 11-2 since the inception of the show this year,
18:282025.
18:29One week.
18:30One, two, three, four, five, six.
18:33Week seven.
18:35Oopsie.
18:35One week.
18:36Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
18:38Last week, I'm hitting a special of the Panthers outright over the ramps and I told you they'd
18:45win outright and the Dolphins, fuck me, giving up a touchdown with a minute and 17 laps.
18:51So, week 13.
18:53Oopsie.
18:54I'm coming right back this week.
18:56Three games of the year.
18:58Three games you can bet everything you want on.
19:00Three games you put your bankroll all in.
19:04Responsibly.
19:05Responsibly.
19:07Responsibly.
19:08$69.
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19:10Favorite position.
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19:28Big week for the Bush Saturday.
19:32Feel free to stop by the stream
19:33if you're not doing nothing Saturday.
19:34I know you're busy with the kids.
19:36All right, here we go.
19:39Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
19:40We got a big game, huge game.
19:44Jerry's trying to get me to go to a Bush stream.
19:47I just...
19:48On Saturday.
19:48Got a free shout-out.
19:49What time?
19:5011 a.m.
19:51Oh, no.
19:52Fair.
19:53I mean, I'm busy.
19:53Fair, that's fair.
19:54Come on.
19:54Why did I get asked?
19:56Because you're not going to be in town.
19:57True.
19:58Yeah.
19:58Okay, let's focus on the game.
20:00This is a huge game.
20:01Bears are Packers.
20:02Bears are 6.5-point underdogs.
20:04Over-under is 44.5.
20:06Ashley.
20:07In Green Bay, it's going to be 13 degrees and snowy.
20:11Whoa.
20:11Very cold.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Can I say something about cold?
20:16Obviously, three and a half hours went to Philly.
20:19Lincoln Financial Field.
20:21Which is absolutely breathtaking, by the way.
20:22Sweet setup.
20:24I was treated like a king.
20:25I was treated like a god.
20:26As you should be.
20:27It is so cold watching a football game.
20:30It was 39 degrees.
20:32Wait, you were in a suite, though.
20:33Well, the first half, I was in the second row in the end zone at the pylon, which is unbelievable
20:39because I had to hug it out with the fans.
20:41In a suite, you don't get the feeling.
20:42Yeah, you're right.
20:43You have to be with the fans.
20:44Common man.
20:45Hate a suite.
20:45You have to be with the fans.
20:46Took so many snaps, so many pictures, hugged it out.
20:49Can I say something about the Philly fans?
20:51A woman, a four-year-old child, a man.
20:54Every person says, fuck.
20:56They're like, fuck you, it hurts.
20:58Fuck you.
20:59I love it.
21:00They were just, it was, they were crazy.
21:02Now, it is so cold.
21:04Maybe because I'm going to be 65.
21:06My bones were hurting.
21:08My hips were hurting.
21:10My knees were hurting.
21:11They were hurting.
21:12I barely could walk.
21:14It is cold.
21:15When you go to a football game and you don't dress properly, I had no gloves.
21:18I didn't have a hat.
21:19You got to dress properly.
21:21Oh, my God.
21:21You got to dress properly.
21:22I didn't dress properly.
21:23I had the best time ever.
21:24I just want to say that.
21:25You got to dress properly.
21:26Shout out to some of the melons and say shout out to.
21:28I love you.
21:29Okay.
21:30So proud of you, by the way, because I think that is the best game the Bears have ever
21:35had a lot to do with it.
21:36In their life.
21:37I mean.
21:38It was incredible.
21:39They murdered the Eagles.
21:40They murdered them.
21:40Yeah.
21:41And they get no respect.
21:42They ran it down their throat.
21:44They kept running into the end zone, screaming, yelling while people were going, fuck you.
21:48We hate you.
21:49Fuck you, Bears.
21:50It was wild.
21:51It was fun.
21:52It is wild.
21:53The Eagles crowd is crazy.
21:55Crazy.
21:56Crazy.
21:56Crazy.
21:57Bunch of maxes.
21:58Congratulations to you.
21:59Listen, job's not fit.
22:01We got a lot of season left.
22:02Megan.
22:02Job's not done.
22:03I don't really love this stat for you, Dan, but since the 2009 season, the Bears have
22:09only been favored four times against the Packers in 33 meetings.
22:14And across the 20-year span they've played, the Bears are only 12 and 27 against the spread,
22:19just 31% against the Packers.
22:22Okay.
22:23That's fine.
22:23That's fine.
22:24New year, though.
22:24I got a stat for everyone.
22:26I'm ready.
22:272025, the year we're in.
22:28Yeah.
22:30The Bears are 1-0 against the Packers.
22:33We beat them in Lambeau last year.
22:35People forget that.
22:35At the end of the year.
22:37End of the year.
22:37Beat the Packers in Lambeau.
22:39Without Ben Johnson.
22:40Game-ending field goal, right?
22:43Yes.
22:44Yes.
22:44Cairo Santos.
22:45Game-ending field goal.
22:46He was going like that down the field.
22:51I think the Bears can win this game.
22:53I do, too.
22:53Six and a half is disrespectful.
22:55This team has a culture.
23:00They're going to run the ball down the Packers' throat.
23:03I'm a little worried about Jordan Love because Toyotathon and all that bullshit.
23:06What's that, Toyotathon?
23:07It's just every time Toyotathon starts, he starts playing well.
23:11Really?
23:11Yeah.
23:12Yeah, and Toyotathon started.
23:13Is he sponsored by Toyota?
23:14I don't know, but it's Toyotathon, so I'm a little worried about that.
23:17I'm going to hit and kick.
23:18Bless you.
23:19May God be with you.
23:20Zung tight.
23:21Ziegazind.
23:22That was crazy.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Stu, what do you got in the game?
23:26I think you got to take off your rose-colored glasses.
23:28No.
23:29You listen.
23:29All right, let me take him off.
23:30Okay.
23:31Bears.
23:32You are a sharp.
23:33Yeah.
23:33You're one of the sharpest humans alive.
23:35Not true.
23:36In every aspect of life.
23:38None of that is true.
23:39Physically, emotionally.
23:40None of that.
23:41Spiritually.
23:42Nope.
23:42Mentally.
23:43Mentally, yes.
23:44Sexually.
23:44Nope.
23:45Kindness.
23:46Great husband.
23:47Kindness, maybe.
23:47Great father.
23:48Yep.
23:49Great friend.
23:50Yep.
23:50Great performer.
23:51Yep.
23:51Number one sports gambling podcast, sports podcast.
23:54Matter of fact, any podcast in the world, 11 million downloads on a Saturday.
23:59So, you are an unprecedented human.
24:02All right, it's 12.5 million, but I wanted to download it a little bit.
24:05Okay.
24:05Keep me humble.
24:07Packers are going to murder them.
24:08No!
24:09Stu!
24:10Listen, if the Bears had a prayer, they'd be plus three and a half, maybe plus four and
24:16a half.
24:16They gave you six and a half, because every sucker in their month is going to say, give
24:21me the Bears.
24:22Give me the Bears.
24:22Give me six and a half.
24:23Even if they don't win, they will at least cover.
24:27Nonsense.
24:28Nada.
24:29None.
24:29Zero.
24:31Zygazan.
24:32Whatever the fuck that lists in.
24:33Hey, this could be the biggest game I've ever given out, Mike.
24:38Oh, no.
24:39And I haven't done that all year on the show.
24:41You haven't.
24:42You haven't.
24:43Packers are the route.
24:44Oh.
24:45And don't you play them not next week, the week after.
24:47Yes.
24:47So you'll get them at home, and you might wax them, but you're not waxing them at Lambeau
24:51Field with the cheese.
24:53I mean, I do.
24:53I am taking the approach we've got to go one and one against them, but I think we can win
24:57this game.
24:57How?
24:58Because I think everyone just thinks the Bears stink.
25:00They don't stink.
25:01What are they?
25:02Ten and three?
25:03Nine and three?
25:03Nine and three, but they've beaten some bad teams, but I think that along the way, people
25:08have just like, they haven't figured out that this team is good.
25:11They can run the football.
25:12Caleb can make a couple big plays in the fourth quarter.
25:15Our defense has gotten healthier.
25:17After last week, where they ran the ball down the Eagles' throat, and when the game got
25:23close, they put the game away, and in all aspects of the game, they pissed on the Eagles.
25:27I think everyone knows the Bears are real.
25:29The Bears are real forever now.
25:31You just said they're going to get killed at six and a half point line.
25:33In this game, they're dead.
25:34Okay.
25:35They are so dead.
25:36Jerry?
25:37It's a foregone conclusion.
25:38I'm taking the Bears in this game.
25:40This is going to hurt.
25:41I'm taking the Bears.
25:41Steve's right.
25:42I am right.
25:43What do you mean?
25:43I'm always right.
25:45I think that's right.
25:45Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
25:46They're going to win, though.
25:46They're going to find a way to keep this game close.
25:48I think they're going to win.
25:49They could win.
25:51I think the Bears are, like, a really fucking good team.
25:53I think they're really good.
25:54Didn't you predict the Bears to have, like, an incredible season to beat the Bears?
25:57Listen, if we run the first, if we can go back to week one, I said the Bears are going
26:03to make the playoffs, have a great year, and the Jaguars and the Panthers are going to
26:08over-excel and bet them.
26:09I think the Bears are going to have a shockingly good year, and over eight and a half is such
26:16a human.
26:17It is like.
26:19I think the Bears are going to shock the world and win between 11 and 13 games.
26:24Wow.
26:25Hey.
26:25Holy shit.
26:25I think the Jacksonville Jaguars are going to be a great bet the entire year.
26:32I think the Carolina Panthers are going to be a great bet the entire year.
26:35I would like both of those teams to be bet every single week, no matter what.
26:40I am 3-0, 3-0 on that.
26:41That's true.
26:42Can I do something?
26:43I want to recreate.
26:44Of course.
26:45My greatest moment from 1990 on the Sports Advisors show.
26:48Yes.
26:49Okay.
26:49That Dave Portnoy, for the first two years of the show, opened the show saying that it
26:53was my favorite clip.
26:54He literally went out of his way to say, Stu, I actually don't like you, but I love this
26:58clip.
26:59Bill Simmons brought it up last week.
27:00Shout out to Bill Simmons.
27:02If it seems like I'm always winning, it's because I am.
27:07I am.
27:08And listen.
27:09Shout out Dave Portnoy.
27:10Shout out Bill Simmons.
27:12Shout out Stuart Mitchell Finer.
27:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:16My middle name's Mitchell.
27:18Never mention it.
27:19Give Mitchell.
27:20I didn't know that.
27:22Stuart Mitchell Finer.
27:24SMS.
27:26Sandy the best.
27:27Is that his middle name?
27:29That is his middle name.
27:30Shout out Sandy.
27:31Anyone ever call you Bitchel?
27:33No, but have them call me Bitch.
27:35Okay.
27:35Bitch face.
27:36Listen.
27:36Listen.
27:36Stu.
27:37I do.
27:38I love that.
27:39I love that.
27:39Legit lowlife, scumbag, thief, con artist.
27:44And Stu's got to.
27:45I can go on, but the show's only 45 minutes.
27:48People got to know, too.
27:49Whoah!
27:49If Stu doesn't win, it's a whoopsie.
27:52Yeah.
27:52And also, if I fucked a girl, she'd know what she's been missing.
27:55Shout it out.
27:56You know it's right.
27:57Ask your girl, your mother, your grandmother.
28:01Go through the weeks this year of how you've done.
28:04I don't know.
28:05I'm overall 35, 28.
28:06No, I don't.
28:06Give us the weeks.
28:07Oh, 11-2, 11-2, 11-2, 11-2, 11-2.
28:11One week.
28:11One, two, three, four, five, six.
28:13Week seven.
28:15Oopsie.
28:15One, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12.
28:18Week 13.
28:20Oopsie.
28:21Oh, no.
28:22And I just said I had the Panthers out right over the ranch.
28:24And the Dolphins let up a touchdown with a minute and 17 seconds left.
28:29Otherwise, I'm in a 12-1, 12-1, 12-1.
28:32But this week, I'm winning.
28:35Oopsie.
28:35Oopsie.
28:37You got Bears.
28:38I got Bears.
28:38You got Packers.
28:39All right, last game.
28:40Great game.
28:41Another one.
28:42Elimination game.
28:43Texans and Chiefs.
28:44Chiefs are three-and-a-half point favorites.
28:45Overrunners 41-and-a-half.
28:47Megan, I'll start with you.
28:48Then we'll go to Ashley for the weather.
28:49Sounds good.
28:50Since November 1 of last year, Mahomes is 9-15 against the spread in 24 starts,
28:56including the playoffs.
28:58That is the least profitable against the spread quarterback in the NFL.
29:02Okay.
29:03Ashley?
29:04In Kansas City, it's going to be 30 degrees and cloudy.
29:07Okay, guys.
29:09Listen.
29:10I've been burned by the Chiefs this year.
29:11Want to get me out of the way?
29:12Yeah, go get out of the way.
29:14I just want to say I don't know why.
29:15Because I'm as dumb as a stump.
29:18I'm like half an hour.
29:20I'm like onset dementia, onset Alzheimer's since I've been 12.
29:25For some reason, Megan, I feel so much smarter, more articulate.
29:31You being on this show.
29:33You've raised the level of competence, gambling acumen, and all-around sexiness.
29:41Thanks, Steve.
29:42Shout out Megan.
29:42No shot at Hannah?
29:46I would die for Hannah.
29:47Okay.
29:47I almost got in trouble.
29:48I almost crossed the line with Hannah.
29:50You know what I'm saying?
29:51I had a tweet.
29:52You know?
29:52Kelly had to open her mouth and blah, blah in.
29:55You know, like I stopped.
29:57Shout out Kelly Cleggs.
29:58I love you.
29:59Kelly Cleggs.
29:59You know I love you, Keegs.
30:01Kelly Cleggs.
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30:38Love it.
30:39Thank you, Dan.
30:40Jerry.
30:41Thank you, Jerry.
30:41You know, of course.
30:43It was incredible.
30:43Thank you, man.
30:44Ashley, thank you.
30:45Jerry.
30:46I think everybody's going to take the Chiefs here.
30:48I think people are going to say to themselves, oh, they can't lose this game.
30:52Listen, all great things come to an end.
30:54And this might be the end.
30:56I'm taking the Texans in this game, plus three and a half.
30:58That defense is the realest defense in the NFL.
31:02I actually think the Chiefs will win this game, but I'm going to take the three and a half.
31:05Yeah.
31:05Because I don't know.
31:06They can't blow anyone out.
31:08And the Texans are just, they're nasty on defense.
31:10Defense is incredible.
31:12Nasty.
31:13And CJ Stroud's back.
31:15He gives him an element.
31:16Downfield threat.
31:17Chiefs defense hasn't looked great.
31:19I'm going to take the Texans, plus three and a half.
31:21When we come back.
31:21No, no, no.
31:22Add Dolan Schultz to our cards.
31:24No, I'm done with Dolan Schultz.
31:25Do you fucking bet him every single week?
31:26One time.
31:27It's going to happen.
31:28Just add it to the card.
31:29Trust.
31:30Plus three fifty.
31:31No.
31:33Add it to my card.
31:34Dolan Schultz to our card.
31:34Great.
31:35I can't do it.
31:36Fair.
31:37I can't.
31:37I can do it every single week.
31:38I can do it.
31:38Every single week we do Dalton Schultz.
31:40Fair.
31:41He never even gets a target.
31:42Fair.
31:43When we come back, our mortals.
31:45Right after this.
31:46It's the holiday season.
31:58It's the season to give.
32:00You need to give someone something special.
32:05Why buy him a car?
32:07Why get him gold?
32:09Why get him jewelry?
32:11Why get him flowers?
32:12Why get him candy?
32:15Why do you want to do that?
32:16You've done it before.
32:18Means nothing.
32:19How about this?
32:21New idea.
32:22Give him a cameo.
32:24That's right.
32:25Give him a cameo.
32:26I'll write the script.
32:28You give me the script.
32:30Bachelor parties.
32:32Birthdays.
32:33Anniversaries.
32:35Graduations.
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32:37Shred someone.
32:38An update on fantasy football.
32:40How about you want to announce your wedding party?
32:46How about a Christmas send?
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34:00Mortal time.
34:01I got to win.
34:02I have to win.
34:03I'm 6-7.
34:04Stu, you're 6-6.
34:05Jerry, you're 5-8.
34:06I have to win.
34:08Stuart.
34:10I'm going to double up on the Packers.
34:12I'm on the show.
34:13I'm going to make my mortal.
34:14I'm going to make my mortal.
34:15I have to be true to myself, true to my being, in my heart, in my soul.
34:22I would love the Bears to win.
34:23I'm a Chicago Bear fan.
34:25I'm a homer.
34:26I love the Bears.
34:28But money is what this show's all about.
34:32Winning is what this show's all about.
34:33Six, six, and one on my mortals.
34:3635, 28, and two overall.
34:38I'm going to be above 500 here.
34:41Lay the Packers all day, twice on Sunday.
34:44It will not be close.
34:45I don't want to put it in the atmosphere.
34:48I don't want to put it in the air.
34:48No, you did.
34:49You did.
34:49You did.
34:50Caleb Williams.
34:50Oh, no.
34:51No, no.
34:52Season-ending injury.
34:53No, no.
34:54Stop it, Stu.
34:54Season-ending injury.
34:56Cut that.
34:57What are we doing?
34:58Caleb, I love you.
34:59They're going to be with you.
35:00Shut the fuck up, Stu.
35:01On the sidelines, you'll be freezing like I did last week.
35:04Take it back, Stu.
35:05Take it back.
35:06Caleb Williams' season-ending injury.
35:07Take it back, Stu.
35:08Take it back right now.
35:09I'm dribbling down on it.
35:10Take it back.
35:11I'm canceling the show if it happens.
35:12Take it back.
35:13Caleb's going to have an unbelievable game.
35:15300 yards, 11 touchdowns.
35:17Thank you, thank you, thank you.
35:18In the hospital!
35:20Oh, God.
35:22All right.
35:23I got a game.
35:24I love this game.
35:25What was the most surprising outcome of last week?
35:28Panthers beating the Rams.
35:30Correct.
35:31I think the Rams bounce back.
35:33Rams minus eight against the Arizona Cardinals.
35:35You see that game.
35:36You're like, oh, my God.
35:37The Rams, they suck.
35:38No, they're going back indoors.
35:39Seven and a half.
35:39Seven and a half.
35:39Seven and a half.
35:40They're playing against Arizona.
35:41The Cardinals are out of the playoffs.
35:43Jacoby Brissett, he's fine.
35:44He holds the ball for way too long.
35:45He's going to get sacked ten times.
35:47Ten times.
35:49Give me the Rams minus seven and a half, Jerry.
35:51Love it.
35:51Listen, a lot of people are going to like this pick, but this is a team that's fighting.
35:54Oh, no.
35:55It's a team that's fighting right now.
35:56Are you?
36:00No, no, no, no.
36:01Okay, all right.
36:01No, that's just us.
36:02I wish.
36:03I'm taking the Jets plus two and a half at home.
36:05Home dog against Miami.
36:08Head coach, Aaron Glenn.
36:10I mean, he seems pumped up.
36:11He's fighting.
36:11He's trying.
36:13I think they win the game outright.
36:14I'm taking the plus two and a half.
36:15Okay, cold weather game for the Dolphins, too.
36:16Yeah.
36:17Candy-ass uniforms.
36:19Oh, it's terrible.
36:19Tua, Tua, Tua.
36:20Tua.
36:20Okay, that's our show.
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