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00:00I made my season-long bet of all the things I would do if Ohio State even lost one game
00:06this year.
00:07And the punishment this week, if Ohio State were to lose, is to eat 10 yellow marshmallow peeps
00:15for every point that Oregon scores on the Buckeyes.
00:19Here's a five spot.
00:21I'm trying a new segment. We're going to call it Walking Peeps, where I have to eat five peeps before
00:26I get to the end of the office.
00:27I have the worst headache in the world. I just sat on the toilet for a half an hour, hunched
00:33over, hands on the ground.
00:35Now we're at Oregon. The repeat.
00:36Repeat.
00:37Oh, I thought you said you were never doing that again.
00:39People want the repeat.
00:40I think repeat is good.
00:41It was classic.
00:42It was classic. It destroyed you.
00:45Yes, it did.
00:45And watching you get destroyed again would be fun.
00:51Ohio State loses 41-28 to Oregon.
00:54I got multiple fuck yous to address, first of all.
00:57First of all, fuck you, Dan Lanning.
00:59Dan Lanning, I know you're going to see this.
01:01Fuck you.
01:01I have to get face paint before I get on the airplane tomorrow.
01:03I need to find some fucking product.
01:05I need some fucking peeps.
01:06I didn't.
01:06Last time I had peeps because I thought we might lose.
01:08I didn't think we were going to lose today.
01:09I don't have any fucking peeps.
01:11My bachelor party starts Friday.
01:13I owe 410 peeps.
01:14I don't even have any fucking peeps.
01:19What?
01:20Do you have a minute?
01:22Do you have a second?
01:22Yeah, honestly a second.
01:24What's up?
01:26I just wanted to see how it keeps you on.
01:28Fucking terrible.
01:29This is a thousand times worse than last time.
01:32I literally feel like I'm going to die.
01:33But also, I'm like racing against the clock because I'm not letting this ruin my bachelor party.
01:38So I'm trying to put as much of a dent in.
01:40I did 160 yesterday.
01:42I've already done 30 this morning.
01:44Dude, it's 830 in the morning.
01:46I got doctors reaching out telling me that I'm trying to do 10 an hour.
01:50They said that's going to elevate your blood sugar consistently and you're going to be fucked.
01:55They said you should go chestnut style and go like 50.
01:58Wait 6 hours, 50.
02:01Everyone knows how to do the peeps until it's time to do the peeps.
02:04Max.
02:04Max.
02:06Max is fired.
02:07Max is fired from being my peeps assistant.
02:10It was a good idea in theory.
02:13Looking back, I wish you guys could have had a camera on this.
02:16First of all, we put 26 peeps into one, into ice cream and milk.
02:22Made a milkshake, a peep shake.
02:25Fun and games at the time.
02:27But I'm trying to avoid sugar.
02:29Yeah.
02:30I didn't approve the cream.
02:31There's no sugar in this, dude.
02:33Can't have you chunk it.
02:376 in there?
02:38Rick, there's 20.
02:39Why don't you add 20 to that?
02:40You, Rick, there's 26 peeps.
02:42There's 26 peeps in here.
02:43Oh, it's a little chunky.
02:44Oh, if that's...
02:49It looks great.
02:50The Max Delente 26 peeps milkshake.
03:04I got on that bus to go home.
03:09I made it one stop.
03:11I went, ran off the bus.
03:14Stop sign, pushed the door up and left.
03:16Get that footage from CTA.
03:19I literally had to go sit, like, sit out, like, outside.
03:23Went to a train, went to another train.
03:25Couldn't get back on the bus.
03:26I'm afraid of the bus right now.
03:27I have a bus fear.
03:28Today, I haven't.
03:30I've eaten way more.
03:31Like, the peeps are going down, like, easier.
03:34But it's got to be worse for my health.
03:36But I just need to be done.
03:38Have you done, like, the math on AI?
03:41I mean, I'm not a 46 cans of soda.
03:43That's it?
03:44For 400 peeps, I would have guessed way more.
03:46We'll order a lot more tomorrow.
03:48I'm interested to see.
03:50What is that?
03:5012?
03:52How many gallons is that?
03:5412 times 66.
03:56I think that's, like, about 800 or so.
03:59I think there's 124.
04:01Where's the mids at?
04:02I came up the stairs and I did a double take.
04:05We're not going to ruin the surprise.
04:07Just look who's in Dave's office right now.
04:15I think it's 128 ounces to a gallon.
04:18Do you want, like, a breakfast sandwich
04:19and put a few peeps on there
04:21and then mix it in a little sauce?
04:23Ooh.
04:24What about peep chili?
04:25Ooh.
04:26I was thinking peep chili.
04:27It's all in the chili.
04:28What are you doing with that?
04:29Does that, does the tomato acid eat it up?
04:32I would assume it dissolves, yeah.
04:34Where's Chef Don?
04:34Is Chef in town?
04:35I'm going to talk to Chef.
04:36He probably has a good idea.
04:37I would guess.
04:38Let's go talk to Chef.
04:39Do you want me to make you a peep chili?
04:43Here's what I learned yesterday.
04:45All jokes aside,
04:46yesterday I learned that, like,
04:47doing the creative shit is, like, fun and funny
04:49and it kills you.
04:50Yeah.
04:51You just got to fucking start.
04:51You're going to die.
04:52You're going to die.
04:53A milkshake was terrible.
04:54Milkshake was the worst idea in the history of it.
04:56Oh, fuck.
04:57I keep wiping my face, too.
04:58Let me call Chef.
05:00See if Chef's coming in.
05:02Are you going to be in the office today?
05:04I'll be in the 70 minutes.
05:05What's up?
05:06Okay.
05:06My friend Tate.
05:08Chef, we were thinking,
05:10what do you know about the acid from tomatoes and chili?
05:14If I put marshmallows in there,
05:15would it, like, dissolve them?
05:17Would it dissolve the marshmallows?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Are you having trouble dissolving them?
05:22Well, I'm having trouble eating them,
05:23and we're trying to think of things that we can put it in
05:25to trick me,
05:26and I was thinking maybe peep chili.
05:28The acid doesn't,
05:30it's not like that kind of acid
05:31where it's going to dissolve something.
05:34Heat's going to cause them to dissolve those.
05:36So if you heat them up,
05:37any time you heat those things up,
05:39they'll melt.
05:40All right.
05:40So you want heat.
05:41All right.
05:42We'll go test out the microwave real quick.
05:45Okay.
05:45That might make it explode.
05:47Where should I heat it up?
05:49Yeah, you want to eat peeps in a microwave.
05:49You've never seen that?
05:50I've never seen that.
05:51His brain is not working to you.
05:52Where, what's the best way to heat them up?
05:55I...
05:55Let's see what happens.
05:57All right.
05:57Well, don't...
05:58No, don't do that.
05:59They explode in the microwave.
06:00Chef Donnie,
06:00what are some optimal ways
06:02for him to eat peeps alternatively?
06:05Milkshake was not good.
06:07What's some other stuff that could work?
06:08No, let me think.
06:10I mean, you could...
06:10Honestly, you're heating them up
06:12and like putting them in a...
06:15A chili's not bad.
06:17A soup isn't bad.
06:18You know, anything that's hot enough to melt them.
06:20Oh, chicken people soup.
06:22I don't have a text from you, I'm a fan.
06:24Just, just, can I show you?
06:26You go first.
06:26Here, this is how it works.
06:28I want to explain something to you.
06:29Regardless that half the people here fucking hate you
06:32and another third despise you,
06:34I love you more than everybody here.
06:36More than Big Cat.
06:37More than Nate.
06:38So, when I, um,
06:42when I plan an event,
06:43you're the first person I text.
06:45Okay, now look.
06:45Just so we look here,
06:46so we have...
06:47Oh, in a business?
06:48I was home doing...
06:48You know I always...
06:50When have I ever not responded?
06:51I responded to your text too much
06:52and you got on me about that this week.
06:53Okay, first of all,
06:54what does this say?
06:55Okay, you got it.
06:56Okay, and what...
06:57Is that your new phone number?
06:59Okay, you want to...
06:59Well, here, look.
07:00Let me show you mine.
07:01I know, but I just want to show you...
07:03I just want to...
07:04Why would I lie, you...
07:06You're not lying.
07:07All right, look.
07:07Monday, the minute I planned it,
07:09I sent you John Allen's thing
07:11and look, here it is, right under.
07:13Oh, it is.
07:14And you sent that ass.
07:16I sent...
07:16I saw the video
07:17and didn't see the thing.
07:19This is my fault.
07:20Okay.
07:20But I never saw the text.
07:22Figures don't lie,
07:23but liars should.
07:24It lies a long time.
07:26I didn't see...
07:26I saw the video.
07:27One of the greatest meals
07:28I've ever had in my life,
07:29Cafe Bionda,
07:30a fucking $1,300 meal with Tip.
07:33I tip a nickel, it's $1,800.
07:34We drank every fucking thing in the place.
07:37We ate everything in the place
07:39from their soup
07:41to their salad
07:42to their pasta
07:44to their appetizers
07:45to their meals
07:46to their cordials for dessert
07:49to their coffee.
07:52Breathtaking.
07:53Cafe Bionda.
07:54That's the only place
07:55you ever need to go in Chicago.
07:56I love Cafe Bionda
07:57and that is...
08:00So we're doing all right.
08:03No one gives a fuck what he does.
08:04Yeah.
08:05I mean, nobody.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Nobody.
08:07His mother,
08:08his Louisiana people,
08:10otherwise, no one,
08:11they hate him.
08:11You know you love me, Steve.
08:13I'm not even joking.
08:14Those are the easiest five people
08:15that I've had yet.
08:16They didn't even split the mode.
08:18Guys, I just don't...
08:19We solved it.
08:20Here, you want to see it?
08:21I got...
08:22They're calling me.
08:23Hey, Graham,
08:24make sure this makes the final cut.
08:26They're calling me the MVP.
08:28The most valuable people.
08:31MVP?
08:31Ha ha ha.
08:32Yeah, thanks.
08:34Thanks.
08:34I like that one.
08:36I'll eat a chicken people soup
08:37in front of you,
08:37but I need...
08:38Can you document someone film it?
08:39Because I think it needs to be documented.
08:41Hopefully someone can film this.
08:42Yeah, I know,
08:43but so...
08:43Because I'm already tweeting
08:44the one right now.
08:45It's what the people want.
08:46Come on.
08:47Ha ha ha ha.
08:49What's...
08:49Is that one soup too?
08:50It's peep barley.
08:51Or peepin' barley?
08:53How do you think
08:53the peeps feeling
08:54that's being water-boarded
08:55in chicken people soup?
08:57Probably pretty good.
08:58Oh, they're candy cane flavored.
09:00Oh, it's cream of chicken.
09:02That's gotta be way worse.
09:03Cream of chicken with mint.
09:08So that's...
09:09Ha ha ha.
09:11That's good.
09:11Six more.
09:12Two-fifteen.
09:13Down.
09:14Two-fifteen.
09:14You're enjoying it
09:16the most you ever had.
09:18Chicken people soup
09:18is hands down
09:19the best thing we've had.
09:21Those are good.
09:21Now, the peep shake,
09:23bad idea.
09:24Chicken people soup,
09:26good idea.
09:26I thought peep shake
09:27was always bad.
09:29Max doesn't know anything
09:30about peeps.
09:31Now,
09:31you're looking at...
09:32Graham, get this.
09:34You're looking at
09:35the people's champion.
09:38I can't wait till tonight.
09:40I'm just, like,
09:40going to get more soup.
09:42I can't, like,
09:44wait till you see the sweet...
09:45It literally goes from me
09:46thinking it was funny
09:46to, like, wait.
09:48This is the way
09:48to eat people.
09:50I'm not joking
09:50when I say this.
09:51Chicken people soup
09:53might be here to stay.
09:54Like, I might be
09:54having chicken people soup
09:56again tonight.
09:58Anything to switch up
09:59the taste.
09:59And it actually, like,
10:00kind of made it soft
10:01and dissolved, like,
10:02way faster.
10:03I had six peeps in there.
10:05Four times
10:06I had minus two,
10:0715.
10:08I have 195 worth.
10:09So you put down six
10:10just like that.
10:11Yeah.
10:12It's pretty good.
10:12If I need...
10:13So I need a nap.
10:14If I can get half done
10:16tonight,
10:16so 100 done tonight,
10:19then I can do 100 a month.
10:20I've had 55.
10:22It's new.
10:23Look, I got some more monsters.
10:25Dude, the monsters
10:26are so good.
10:27I'll be in the same.
10:28Did you hear about
10:29chicken people soup?
10:30Chicken people soup?
10:32Dissolved six of them
10:32into here.
10:33It wasn't bad.
10:34You just gotta eat them.
10:35I know.
10:36I'm at 215.
10:38It's acting like it's easy.
10:40All right, guys.
10:40What's up?
10:40It's Ohio State here.
10:43I'm trying the soup route again.
10:45What is this?
10:45What soup is this?
10:46Beef and barley, I believe.
10:48Beef and barley.
10:49I don't know if there's beef.
10:50This is not...
10:51This is...
10:52Leo!
10:52I told this was beef and barley.
10:53I don't think it's...
10:54I think it's minestrone.
10:55Is it minest...
10:56Rick, is it minestrone?
10:57Minestrone?
10:58Minestrone?
10:59Minestrone?
10:59Minestrone?
11:00This is not beef and barley.
11:01Oh, this is why I was told.
11:03I don't know.
11:03That's what it said.
11:04All right, well, I just ate six on the yak.
11:06Go check the tapes.
11:07So then this is minestrone.
11:09Peep and barley sounded good.
11:11Minest...
11:11I can't think of a peep thing.
11:12Peep astrone?
11:13Peep astrone?
11:15Let's see if it's good.
11:15Peep this.
11:17Oh, that did not seem good.
11:19I'm not like chicken people soup.
11:21No, that seemed really bad.
11:23You want a new soup?
11:26Shut it down.
11:27What is that?
11:27How many was that?
11:28222?
11:29That was not good.
11:30I don't recommend peep astrone.
11:33222.
11:34Ah.
11:36That didn't look good.
11:38It's a game plan over the next 24 hours.
11:40It's good.
11:41In a perfect world, I get to 100 away.
11:45So I can do a peep show.
11:46And then I'm doing wake-up barstool peeps tomorrow.
11:51Big peep show to end it tomorrow night.
11:56We got a vacuum?
12:00Watch out for the drone.
12:02Wait, I need a vacuum.
12:03Where's the...
12:04Chuck, we got a vacuum?
12:07Yeah?
12:07Where?
12:08Wub door?
12:09All right.
12:09That's from back here, right?
12:10You ever see the vacuum or no?
12:12You ever see a vacuum by the wub or no?
12:14You ever see a vacuum by the wub or no?
12:16I'm gonna check the wub.
12:17I'm gonna check the wub by the wub for the closet.
12:19He said, look, he said there's a closet.
12:24Oh my god, this is like legit vacuum.
12:26Somebody just hit the jackpot.
12:28Thanks.
12:41It's a good vacuum.
12:43Take the money for this run.
12:44Remove coffee stains.
12:46Don't ruin the rug.
12:49Don't ruin the rug.
12:50Don't ruin the rug.
12:51Coffee.
12:53Ruined it?
12:53Ruined you.
12:54I was not a ruin the rug.
12:55Coffee stain.
12:56Coffee stain.
12:57Three stain coffee.
12:58The hoodie's gotta stop too.
13:00Because you know how I deal with the OCD.
13:03You have hoodies all over the room.
13:06You know how I get with the OCD, no?
13:08How do I get?
13:09Bad.
13:10That's why I've been avoiding this room.
13:11I did wire job today and tape job.
13:14Look at the new center.
13:15Look, look, look, look, look.
13:16Look how much more wide open it is.
13:18All the wires are taped against the back.
13:21Sandbag's done.
13:22My thing's in this thing's better, right?
13:24It looks so much better.
13:25Yeah.
13:26It was a shit show in there.
13:27Yeah, it was bad.
13:28The wire work.
13:28The hoodie's gotta stop.
13:30No more hoodies.
13:31No more hoodies.
13:31Hoodies gotta stop.
13:32That fair?
13:33Yeah.
13:33You know how I get with the OCD.
13:35Yeah, I could do the no hoodies.
13:36No hoodies policy.
13:37It's for you.
13:39I'll store it.
13:40No, no, we know what we're gonna do.
13:41Lukey, we're gonna get, we're gonna get a...
13:43Command hooks?
13:43Yeah, command hooks back here for the hoodies.
13:45Okay.
13:46We'll do that.
13:47What about jackets?
13:47What about jacket policy?
13:49That's a hand up.
13:50That's me.
13:51This was my jacket.
13:52That's a hand up.
13:53I'm not gonna lie.
13:54To be fair, though, I got like three hoodies over here.
13:56That's a stand up.
13:57Oh, Lukey, take those track jackets home.
13:59Send them one more.
14:00Okay.
14:00I gotta get this out.
14:02I think it's this one.
14:03Pull that.
14:05Pull that one here?
14:06Yeah, pull it.
14:08It's coming.
14:08Keep going.
14:09No, no.
14:11You gotta pull from the, pull from the neck.
14:12Pull from the neck, Lukey.
14:13Right here?
14:14You gotta push the button, Lukey.
14:15Yeah, your way.
14:17No?
14:18Am I tripping?
14:19That's gotta be it, no?
14:20We got a big stream we gotta do.
14:22We're gonna...
14:23A hundo.
14:24Pull the neck.
14:25Pull the neck.
14:25Pull the, pull the base.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:27Pull the base.
14:28I think it's this one.
14:29It's gotta be this, no?
14:30Am I tripping?
14:31I don't know.
14:32This piece.
14:32This piece.
14:33Oh, no, maybe not.
14:34Lock it.
14:34No, it has to be.
14:36It just unclicked, no?
14:37Am I tripping or no?
14:38I heard the click.
14:40I think it's this, Luke.
14:42You're trying to get the head off?
14:43Yeah, because, because I need this.
14:45I need this piece.
14:46Hold on.
14:46Yep.
14:47Yep.
14:48Okay.
14:48That's perfect.
14:53That's way better, right?
14:54Everything's way better, no?
14:55Yeah.
14:56And look, I got the, the, this mic wrapped around.
14:59Coming that way.
14:59Who's this?
15:00You want to destroy these lights?
15:01Those are not mine.
15:02Luke, is this you?
15:02You want to destroy these lights?
15:04I think we just get them out.
15:06That's what I said to Marash.
15:07It's like, you guys need them.
15:09Let's sell them.
15:10What do you think we can get them?
15:11200 bucks for both, maybe?
15:13That's a good deal.
15:14Maybe.
15:14I don't know.
15:15Oh my God.
15:16It got wet.
15:18Oh.
15:25I got, I got to step out.
15:27I got, I got to take a tea.
15:29I mean, you came in a hundred miles per hour.
15:32I don't have a coffee in me.
15:34You're coming at me.
15:35You're coming at me for, for fucking sweatshirts.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Sweatshirts and wires.
15:40You know I've been avoiding the room because of the wire work.
15:42You're never here.
15:43Yeah.
15:44You're avoiding it.
15:44You're staying home.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Because why am I going to record from here with all this shit?
15:48You, you wouldn't come in on until Wednesday either way.
15:52It's right there.
15:54We got no case for that.
15:56There's no case.
15:57I think Stefan has it.
15:59I'm calling you.
15:59I got to go get a fucking haircut.
16:01This is all garbage too.
16:02I want the decimator out of here.
16:04It's yours.
16:04I want to, I want to work off the B-season.
16:14You're at 350?
16:16Yeah.
16:18Almost there.
16:1860 to go.
16:19That's the math, Luke.
16:21What do you want me to say?
16:22Like, you know that's the math.
16:24I'm flicking you off right now.
16:26I don't know if you can tell, but it might, it's in my duct web.
16:28I think it's going to my brain, dude.
16:30How are you feeling?
16:31Terrible, bro.
16:33But I'm getting it done.
16:34I'm hungry.
16:35I'm not hungry.
16:37Fig, literally, but figuratively, I'm hungry.
16:4060 more and I get to go home and just eat a salad or whatever.
16:44Peeps tweeted at me.
16:45See that?
16:45They want me to try a peep-sa.
16:47So we got to get on the peep-sa.
16:49Chef should be in there.
16:50Let's get a peep-sa.
16:57If Dave doesn't like how this looks, I blame one person who told me that the pizza wasn't
17:02done and it needed 10 more minutes.
17:05I said 5 to 10.
17:09I got a quick little story time for you.
17:11I don't even know how to say it.
17:12I'm not pointing fingers, but I'm just covering my ass if you're like, oh, the pizza doesn't
17:17look very good.
17:18That's because my trusty assistant, Luke Blutman, behind the camera over there, left it in.
17:24We were checking it.
17:25We were checking it.
17:25He's like, I'll check it for you.
17:26He comes by.
17:26He's like, it's getting me another 5, 10 more minutes.
17:28So we come back.
17:29It's burnt to a crisp.
17:30It's burnt to a crisp.
17:31One bite.
17:32Everybody knows the rules.
17:33I don't want to do this.
17:38It's really good.
17:40Go crisp.
17:41Peepsa might have been a swing and a miss.
17:42I like the pizza, though.
17:44So that's 44 away.
17:46Then the peepsa.
17:47I was hoping to get more out of the peepsa.
17:495 down, 40 to go.
17:51Peepsa went down bad?
17:52The peepsa?
17:53The peepsa.
17:54The peepsa?
17:55The peepsa.
17:56I thought we were doing shakes, dude.
17:58How is he alive?
18:00Why did you make a peepsa?
18:03What, peepsa?
18:04They said, make a peepsa.
18:05Who's peepsa?
18:07Like pita?
18:08What about a peepshake?
18:09Come on, let's make a peepshake.
18:11I don't think I can end with a peepshake.
18:12Dude, you told me we were doing a peepshake.
18:13I know, but then it's the, I'm at 40 away.
18:15I'm 40 away.
18:16All right, let's do 25 right now.
18:18How nice would it be?
18:19How nice would it be to be down to 15?
18:21I can't.
18:21PFT, stick out.
18:22Come on.
18:23I got an idea.
18:23It is kind of cool.
18:24What if we could do Halloween every day?
18:27What about, uh...
18:29That would crush this.
18:29What about peepzanya?
18:31Like a lasagna.
18:32Oh, no.
18:32Peepzanya?
18:33Tell me what you said.
18:34That's an Italian peep.
18:35An Italian peep?
18:36For dinner?
18:37Yeah.
18:37The only thing that's actually going to do is chicken peeple soup.
18:40Chicken peeple soup.
18:42I had another idea, which is, do we have an ice cream maker?
18:45We have an ice cream maker.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Like, what if, what if you melted down a shitload of peeps turned it into ice cream?
18:51What are you at?
18:52No, I already tried.
18:5340 away.
18:55Just be a man.
18:56Just be a man.
18:57Just be a man.
18:58Be a man.
18:58I've had like 70-something today.
19:00Drink some hot water.
19:02Is that real?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Okay.
19:04I guarantee that'll make you feel better.
19:06Drink some hot water.
19:08Be a man.
19:09Sit down.
19:09Just do it.
19:10All right.
19:10Give me a minute.
19:10Let's just do it.
19:11All right.
19:12All right.
19:12Give me a minute.
19:12You'll be so happy.
19:13Think about how happy you'll be.
19:14I'll be happy.
19:15Because you're not doing it after dark tonight, right?
19:17Correct.
19:17Right.
19:17So, you're not doing it after dark tonight, right?
19:18I'll be doing fucking most of the movies.
19:19When?
19:20Tonight.
19:21Yeah, you go.
19:22Finish it in the next two hours.
19:23All right.
19:23Come on the act and eat the last ones.
19:25All right.
19:26Let's just fucking be done with it.
19:27Because then you have, then you have this afternoon, you have all of tomorrow to rest.
19:31You have all of Thursday.
19:33All right.
19:33I'll be down.
19:34You don't have to come in tomorrow.
19:35You can do yuggernauts.
19:36Give me a second.
19:37I'll be down.
19:37Let's go.
19:38Let's go.
19:39Keep in the arena.
19:40I got to fucking roll it.
19:41I got to pull it.
19:42You just got to do it.
19:43You got 40 lots.
19:44Just do it.
19:45I'll come in in a little bit.
19:46I got to wait.
19:47You got to be done.
19:48I think you just shouldn't do it.
19:49I think you should.
19:50Stop it.
19:51I gave him the option last night.
19:52He quit.
19:53I think you should just quit.
19:53Yeah, he could quit.
19:54He did.
19:54I did.
19:55I gave him the option that he could quit.
19:57I think you should realize this was all a mistake and pretty stupid.
20:00Just quit now.
20:01Maybe try 20 more peeps then.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Use these last.
20:04Yeah.
20:04Use these next 20 to make your decision.
20:06I was at 298.
20:09I'm at 370.
20:12Are you.
20:13Good.
20:14You're almost done with the peeps.
20:15I don't mean to downplay how much that sucked, but there is another game this weekend.
20:20Are you.
20:21Do you have any plan whatsoever?
20:23Because unless you're like way smarter than I think you are, you're just not going to get it.
20:27Look at me.
20:29Yeah.
20:30All right, folks.
20:31Ohio State here.
20:32In the last three days, actually less than three days, I have eaten 407 peeps.
20:39I am three peeps away from 410.
20:42I have made it to the end of the road.
20:43We have three peeps remaining.
20:45These are dedication peeps for Matt Patricia.
20:49This is Matt Patricia.
20:51See his little beard?
20:53See his little beard?
20:54That's Matt Patricia.
20:55Stick with us.
20:56But Ryan Day.
20:58That actually looks exactly like him.
21:00I trusted.
21:01I trusted that we were going to have the boys ready to play.
21:04You get peep.
21:07409.
21:07And finally, I specifically asked you that if you had a chance to run it up on the Buckeyes, that
21:14you not in case I repeat.
21:15So Dan Lanning with the Oregon O.
21:19Peep 410 goes out to Dan Lanning.
21:23Congratulations on the whim.
21:24In a world where everyone is saying, if my team will do this, I'll do this.
21:28And then backing out.
21:30Never forget the three-day stretch where Ohio State finished 410 peeps.
21:37Thank you all for watching.
21:43You have to play tonight?
21:46No.
21:47If you're up 20, you have to play.
21:50That's got to be a chance from three courts over.
21:55Does it make me feel good?
21:58In the long term, sure.
22:00Is that the right word to say?
22:02Sure?
22:03You're asking me what a sure means?
22:05What was the question?
22:07Is sure the right word?
22:08No, like in the long term, I feel good knowing I will go in.
22:14What the fuck are you saying?
22:16Going in if you're down 20 or up 20 in the long term is good.
22:20But right now, tonight doesn't really do any good.
22:23We got it.
22:24What do you mean?
22:25What are you saying?
22:26It does you good because if you're up 20 tonight, you'll go in.
22:30But it's still, it's game two.
22:31Is that really what we want?
22:33You don't want to go in a lot.
22:35Like, I was thinking for the book title, like down the line after the season's over, I'll probably write a
22:41book.
22:41And you'll probably have something like, I don't want to go in, Tate, or something like that.
22:48Or, like, actually, I'm okay not playing today, Tate.
22:53Yeah, like, I forgot my shoes, coach.
22:55So you don't want to play a game two?
22:56I don't want to play a game two.
22:57Maybe not.
22:58Like, you can't turn it now.
23:00Boy, you can win.
23:01You can win.
23:03I asked this on the line tonight because I put in zero preparation for this game.
23:08We were ready to go last week.
23:09We didn't have practice.
23:10We didn't have film.
23:12If we lose tonight, at the current moment, it would be on the head coach.
23:17Speaking of head coaches, Dan Lanning.
23:22I'm torn because he knew what he was doing.
23:28He knew what he was doing, especially when he ran it up at the end of the game.
23:33But also, he won me over by watching the videos, engaging back, talking about the Heisman.
23:40So, right now, I'm still alive, so I'm okay with Dan Lanning.
23:46If I have any health issues, though, I'm taking you to the court.
23:50Because we set a screen, ball, ball, ball.
23:52Come up through the middle, smokes, and Dana, elevator screen, ball fake.
23:56Cody, knock down this three.
23:58Let's go, Cody.
23:59Hey, young top three.
24:01One, two, three, go.
24:03Let's go.
24:04I have no idea what he just said.
24:11Oh!
24:20MVP, Cody.
24:22Great job, great hustle.
24:24LVP, Rick, he missed the second.
24:27Sorry, I'm going to be tough on you.
24:29I expect more out of you.
24:30Hey, Cody, break us down.
24:32Once in a lifetime and never again.
24:34Yuggs on three.
24:35One, two, three, Yuggs.
24:40You got your jersey?
24:43Yeah, I saw you in the chat.
24:45You have it?
24:46Yeah.
24:47Can I wear it?
24:47Of course.
24:48This is, it's unwashed.
24:49Right.
24:50Yeah.
24:51So this is disgusting as fuck.
24:53Yeah.
24:54But I'm going to wear it.
24:55Yeah, but this, I can feel it.
24:56It's moist.
24:57But you understand.
24:57And it was wadded up in your background.
25:00Yeah.
25:00Yeah.
25:01But like...
25:01But yeah, yeah.
25:02But I'll still wear it, you know.
25:04We should sell these.
25:06We should legit sell these.
25:07People were tweeting at me saying,
25:08can we sell a front shirt that says,
25:11what would they say?
25:13Fuck, I forgot what they said.
25:15I guess it's a bad idea.
25:17No, they said orange shirt with a zero on the back
25:19and then like special player on the front.
25:22What?
25:22Special, what does that mean?
25:24Like he's a special player.
25:25Maybe it was a different one.
25:27I don't remember.
25:27Is that a play off of like special agent?
25:30Why wouldn't it just be the jersey?
25:31What do you mean special player on the front?
25:32I don't know.
25:32I haven't slept in like two days.
25:35You played last night.
25:36What do you mean?
25:37I don't know.
25:37It's going to be a fun day.
25:38I don't know.
25:39I kind of...
25:40Proud of you.
25:40I blacked out.
25:41Proud of you.
25:42I was slapping the floor.
25:43Proud of you.
25:44You had five, at least,
25:47five of the worst misses I've ever seen on a basketball.
25:49Well, that was...
25:50Just five horrendous shots.
25:52Those were shots I didn't even want.
25:53But what I love about you
25:54is that you didn't let it bother me.
25:56I'm giving up.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Yeah.
25:57It was next shot mentality.
25:59But that's okay.
25:59No.
26:00Don't let him talk to you like this, dude.
26:01You're moving different.
26:02You're moving different.
26:03My dog.
26:03He wasn't there.
26:04Thanks.
26:04You know what it is?
26:04The TV copy.
26:05He doesn't understand.
26:06No, he's my coat.
26:07He's my personal coat.
26:08Yeah, but saying the shots were bad.
26:09No.
26:10Do you maybe not know
26:11which hand is your dominant hand?
26:13Yes.
26:13But that's fine.
26:14Somebody said,
26:15I don't know if he's left-handed or right-handed.
26:16I said, I'm handed.
26:17I'm God's favorite.
26:18You don't know either.
26:19It doesn't matter.
26:20Well, I mean, Cody,
26:21you and I worked on what
26:22when I was coaching?
26:23Left-handed layups,
26:24which I didn't get a chance to take.
26:26No, you did have one
26:27and it hit off the side of the backboard.
26:28Oh, yeah.
26:28I just kind of.
26:29It's like the only person
26:30you ever watched play basketball
26:33growing up was Joe Kim Noah
26:34and then you're like,
26:35how can I make my shot worse?
26:36Yeah.
26:37That's actually a compliment.
26:38No, it wasn't.
26:39Thanks.
26:39No, it wasn't.