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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, week 15. We're joined, the whole crew's here, Ashley, Hannah, Stu, Jerry, myself. We got some great games. Week 16, I said week 15.
00:42I was going to say that, but I don't want to stop you. Fuck! Fuck! You ever watch that Dan Marino clip? When he screwed up, he's like, and we go to Jacksonville, and the guy gets out. Fuck! And then everyone on the set's like, whoa, dude, Dan Marino, are you a fucking weirdo? And then he never worked in media again.
00:59So yeah, that could have been my day. Did you ever meet him in person? Fuck! Did you ever meet him in person? Watch the clip, it's great. Dan Marino. Have you ever met him in person? Yeah, we can watch the clip. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever met him in person?
01:11Uh, yes, we interviewed him. Oh, 1985, I saw him at the NBA All-Star Game. He literally is the best-looking guy you have saw in your life. That's not true. Because I see you every single Wednesday.
01:23Well, I mean, if you go from 1995 backwards, yeah, I'm hot. But only if you're under 5'5", because I'm short. So people go, God, he's great-looking, but he's what?
01:31Last week in Miami, he was on a bye week, by the way, playing golf. He told me that defense is blocked.
01:36Yeah, everyone's like, oh, this guy's a fucking psycho. You can't work with him anymore.
01:46Week 16, by the way. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
01:52Only four weeks left. Four weeks left.
01:55And we have a great card.
01:56Old business right now out of the box.
01:58Let's go. Get the business out of the box.
02:00I'm on the stream this week. Flying in again. I'm leaving tonight. No, leaving tomorrow morning.
02:06Coming back Sunday morning, I will be on the stream, and I'm bringing bombs.
02:11I'm building parlays. Never done it before, but I'm bringing bombs.
02:15Oh, I love it.
02:15I'm going to make you for free Sunday morning on the stream.
02:17Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out, time out.
02:20What?
02:20What?
02:22You just said you were getting on a plane, and you're bringing bombs.
02:25No, that's tough.
02:27You just said, I'm getting on a plane, and I'm bringing bombs.
02:29Bombs meaning parlays.
02:31Okay, okay.
02:32Bombs not meaning boosies, hydrogen, methane gas. No.
02:39Jesus Christ.
02:40Bombs meaning parlays for you.
02:42Yeah.
02:43I will be on the stream Sunday.
02:44I will be there for the 1 o'clock Eastern games, 4 o'clock Eastern games.
02:48We're not sure if we're doing the Sunday night stream.
02:50We're not doing the Sunday night stream.
02:52So we're going to be partying so hard Sunday.
02:55I'm free.
02:57I am a solo.
02:58No, Sandy's home cooking.
03:01We're getting in trouble.
03:02We're going to jail.
03:03I'll do this right now.
03:05I'll bring 200,000 cash with me.
03:07I'll bail everyone out on the spot.
03:09I will.
03:09Plus I'm like this with Donald Trump.
03:11You might not like that.
03:12I like it.
03:13Fuck you.
03:14He's my fucking president.
03:17Jesus Christ.
03:18I've known him since 1987.
03:21If he walked down the street and saw you, do you think he would say, hey, Stu, what's up?
03:24No.
03:25No.
03:25Okay.
03:25But once I triggered his brain where he stopped me after losing two $100,000 credit lines in 30 minutes,
03:33and he was with Marla Maples, he literally put his hand on my shoulder and squeezed and said,
03:39Stu, calm down.
03:41Yeah.
03:41Your money's not going anywhere.
03:44How many people you got here?
03:45I said eight.
03:46All of you go to the Scheherazade, which is his private restaurant, right at the Taj Mahal at the time.
03:51It was on the high roller table.
03:53You walked off the table right into the restaurant.
03:55So once I bring that up, because I flirted disgustingly in front of him, Marla was that hot.
04:02He would remember me.
04:03Yep.
04:03Because he said, because I was so, like, performative with her.
04:08He went out of his way to say, Stuart, I wish you lost your money after the way you treated my girl.
04:11I love that you were performative with her.
04:13Shout out, Marla.
04:14Shout out, Donald.
04:15So performative with her.
04:16Shout out, Trump Taj Mahal.
04:19This stream on Sunday has the chances.
04:23On my kid's eyes.
04:24This stream on Sunday has the chances to be quite something, because I believe now in attendance will be Stuart Feiner.
04:32Rico Bosco.
04:33Nice.
04:33And Oldie.
04:34We'll all be out.
04:35Oldie!
04:36Yeah.
04:36So a lot of personality.
04:38Oldie, I might want to smell your armpit.
04:40Okay.
04:40You can see his side flaps.
04:43Really?
04:43Yeah.
04:44You ever seen him?
04:44No.
04:45Oh, make you come.
04:46The best.
04:47Side flaps.
04:47Well, that's not saying a lot.
04:49Yeah, that's true.
04:49The wind blows.
04:51Yeah.
04:51Boom.
04:52And I come.
04:53Yeah.
04:53All right, was that all the business?
04:56Old business.
04:57Yes.
04:58Okay.
04:58Anything else?
04:59Well, this morning on Wake Up Barstall,
05:01me and Scotty Scheffler, through a Zoom, hugged it out.
05:07Scotty said he's looking forward to having lunch with me, with Meredith and Bennett.
05:11Oh, wow.
05:12I love you unconditionally.
05:15I love Meredith unconditionally.
05:17And I love Bennett.
05:18And I hope one day when you're, you know, golfing the Best Page Black, I'm only literally
05:22an eighth of a mile away.
05:24You roll up.
05:24Sandy was ready for the Ryder Cup, but I know you had commitments to make you a breathtaking
05:30meal, hang out, and talk with Meredith.
05:33And I hugged Bennett and throw him in the pool and just hugged it out with him.
05:35I can't wait.
05:36Scotty, will you agree to this?
05:37Will you agree to this on air to go to Stu's house next time you're at Best Page Black?
05:40I mean, I have no idea when the next time I'm at Best Page Black.
05:44I asked him straight up if he has another child.
05:47Can he name the boy or the girl Stu?
05:50No response.
05:52I pray to God when they have another child, they name him Scotty Scheffler Stewie.
06:00Hey, morning, y'all.
06:01How you guys doing?
06:02No response.
06:03No response.
06:03I also asked him if having a golf simulator helped your game, and he went out of his way
06:08to say he's never done a golf simulator.
06:11Wow.
06:11Wow.
06:12He doesn't like getting more golf.
06:13He doesn't know it's going to help me after I told him I golfed a 157 and a 171 on the Best
06:18Page Black.
06:18Yeah.
06:18And I didn't cheat.
06:19And he went out of his way to say, you're a man of honor, Stu.
06:22You don't cheat.
06:23I love that.
06:25And we just hugged it out.
06:26It was just a great set.
06:27I love that.
06:27So, also, I want to say something without tearing up, because I numb myself, have the
06:33ability to not tear up.
06:36For everything.
06:37Oh, okay.
06:39Yeah, you're welcome.
06:39It means a lot, because without you, I don't get that hookup.
06:42Oh, come on.
06:43I love you.
06:44No, but it really means a lot.
06:46I appreciate that.
06:47So, thank you.
06:48Is that real?
06:48Is this performative?
06:49No.
06:50That's not performative.
06:50It's performative.
06:51Give me a hug.
06:51Come on.
06:52I fucking love you, Stu.
06:53No, it really does.
06:54I love you to death.
06:55I love you to death.
06:56I don't ever want to take this.
06:58You don't.
06:58You don't.
06:59You don't.
07:00That's why I love you so much.
07:01No, it really...
07:02Now I'm going to fucking cry.
07:03Jesus Christ.
07:05Jerry, say something about, like, pussy or something.
07:07You do.
07:07I fucking...
07:08Get these tears out of her.
07:09Asian pussy's sideways.
07:10You ever seen it?
07:12Okay.
07:13Keep going.
07:14Listen, men shouldn't cry like this.
07:16I know.
07:16Come on, get us.
07:16Get us together.
07:17I hate seeing you guys cry.
07:18Get us.
07:19No, no.
07:19I mean, I love Stu to death.
07:21I'd fucking die for the guy.
07:22And I would die.
07:23But just get us back on track to, you know, so that we're not...
07:25You want game?
07:26Back on track to...
07:26No, no.
07:27Just, no, no.
07:27Genesis Vagina.
07:28Yeah, get us horny.
07:29Think about Genesis Vagina.
07:31Let's get the best.
07:32All right, right now my son, Ryan, is in Columbia.
07:34He's riding horses with his future wife, Beyonce, Yvonne.
07:39They're riding horses in Columbia.
07:41They're visiting Yvonne's father.
07:43Shout out Yvonne.
07:44Shout out Ryan.
07:45Shout out Yvonne's father.
07:46My future father-in-law.
07:49So, as I just spoke to everyone, they're going to be getting married down the road in Columbia.
07:53It will be a destination wedding.
07:57JJ has already said yes.
07:58In.
07:58Big Cat said yes.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Hank said yes.
08:01I haven't asked Ashley where you go to.
08:04Duh.
08:04Okay.
08:05Hannah?
08:06In.
08:06The whole crew, will you go?
08:08Everyone.
08:09Everyone goes to Columbia?
08:10Yeah.
08:10I love it.
08:11I love...
08:12You know, how many kilos can one wedding snort?
08:16It's going to be crazy.
08:17It's going to be crazy.
08:18It's going to be crazy.
08:19Crazy.
08:20Now I'm done.
08:21Loco.
08:22Loco and Cabeza.
08:23Crazy in the head.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Crazy in the head.
08:25All right.
08:26So, let's do it.
08:26Let's get into the games.
08:27We've got a great game to start Saturday night.
08:29Saturday night.
08:31The Green Bay Packers coming to Chicago.
08:33Bears are plus one and a half.
08:36Over-unders, 46 and a half.
08:37The big news, obviously, Micah Parsons tearing his ACL.
08:40We don't know about Zach Tom.
08:42We don't know about Christian Watson.
08:43I'll start here, boys.
08:44I think this is the Bears.
08:46Yeah.
08:47But I'm also nervous.
08:49Because Stu is the Bear Whisperer.
08:51So, I'm going to...
08:52You know what?
08:52Ashley, tell us the weather on Saturday night in Chicago.
08:55In Chicago, it's going to be 32 degrees, partly cloudy.
08:58Okay.
08:59That's not bad.
09:00Hannah?
09:01In the last three seasons, teams coming off a road game in Denver are 6-17 against the spread,
09:06including 0-6 against the spread this season.
09:09Wow.
09:09The Bears stat.
09:10Stu.
09:11You're the Bear Whisperer.
09:13Remember, Packers are no longer the Packers.
09:15Mm-hmm.
09:16Five key injuries.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:18No Micah Parsons.
09:21Jordan Love went backwards in that game.
09:23Yep.
09:23Had Denver dead.
09:25Couldn't put him away at the half.
09:26Couple of key injuries, second half.
09:28And they are not the Green Bay Packers no more.
09:30They were the number one, number two, maybe number three team in the NFL.
09:34You know, we still got to go Rams, then Packers.
09:38This is a big monster game for the Bears.
09:41Big monster game.
09:41If they have Packers wounded, I think they could put them away and really put them out
09:47of the playoff hunt.
09:47I really believe they could bang them up because they're very physical.
09:51I used the Bears on the Barstool special.
09:54Oh.
09:55How's that been doing?
09:5712-3, 12-3, 12-3.
09:59One again.
10:00Bears and Saints.
10:01Bears and Saints.
10:02Bears and Saints.
10:0412-3 Barstool special.
10:06Shout out, I'm great.
10:07Shout out, my best year ever.
10:08Shout out 75% over 15 weeks.
10:10Who does that?
10:10No one.
10:11No one.
10:13I have to wait for the side selection game time Saturday night at 6 o'clock.
10:19But I think there will be no points scored in this game.
10:22Oh, you're going under.
10:23I think this is a defensive walk.
10:25Wow.
10:26A defensive struggle.
10:27I think this is the best game on the card.
10:30This is the most anticipated game for me personally, Stu Finder.
10:34I've already almost right there hit my 11-13 wins predicting for the Chicago Bears.
10:40Only person that did that, as you saw the clip two weeks ago.
10:42I said they'd make the playoffs.
10:44They're already in the playoffs.
10:45Just a matter of where they're going to go.
10:47This is Caleb Williams' night.
10:49Yeah.
10:49It's his night to shine.
10:51I just want to see how banged up the Packers are.
10:55Under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under, under.
10:59Wow.
11:00Under.
11:00Okay.
11:02Jerry?
11:02Yeah, I'm all over the Bears here.
11:04Listen, people last week will say, oh, they played the Browns.
11:07Should us.
11:07Should us.
11:08Should derp.
11:09That defense is great.
11:10The Browns' defense is a really fucking good defense.
11:12Yeah, you're right.
11:13You're right about that, Jerry.
11:14Bears pissed all over them.
11:15Ben Johnson is real.
11:17The Bears aren't a good team.
11:19They're a great football team.
11:20Oh!
11:21They are a great football team.
11:23I'm not there.
11:24I'm there.
11:25I'm in very good.
11:26I'm there.
11:26I'm in very good.
11:27They're great.
11:28Well, I only have one great team in the NFL right now.
11:30It's the Rams.
11:32So it's Rams, great, and then there's a lot of very good.
11:36Okay.
11:36And they're in the very good.
11:37I think the Bears are a great football team.
11:39I think they're going to beat this team minimum seven.
11:42Minimum.
11:43Minimum?
11:43Minimum.
11:44I'm all over the Bears.
11:45That would be incredible.
11:46Yeah, I think the Bears are going to win.
11:47I honestly do.
11:49And here's what the sickos and perverts can take solace in here.
11:52I said to everyone before the first time that we played the Packers two weeks ago,
11:57I said, look, we're sitting here at 9-3.
12:02If we lose this game, the sky isn't falling.
12:04There's not going to be a crash out.
12:05You're not going to get me going, you know, crying in a puddle in the corner and all that shit.
12:10Because we play again in two weeks.
12:13If the Bears lose this one, crash out.
12:16Crash out.
12:17Crash out.
12:18Where does that knock you guys?
12:20Probably down to seven.
12:21Crash out, Jerry.
12:23They could go from number one seed to number seven seed.
12:25Kitty, bullshit, puking, crying, pissing, cum, blood everywhere.
12:31Terrible.
12:32That kind of crash out.
12:33Terrible.
12:33How's the NFC so stacked like that?
12:35It's so stacked, dude.
12:36It's so stacked.
12:37All right, let's go to the clown division.
12:39The Bucs and the Panthers.
12:41I fucking hate this division because we just talked about it.
12:43The Bears could be sitting at 10-6 and go all the way down to the seventh seed.
12:48Meanwhile, these teams suck.
12:50Bucs at Panthers.
12:51E.B.
12:53Panthers are plus three.
12:54Over-under is 45 and a half.
12:55Hannah, I'll start with you.
12:57Oh, let's go.
12:58When Baker hits the road directly after a home game, he is 23-15 against the spread as a starter
13:03and 10-4 against the spread with the Bucs.
13:06Okay.
13:07Ashley?
13:08In North Carolina, it's going to be 55 degrees chance of rain.
13:12Ooh.
13:13Stu.
13:15Let me go first.
13:16Go first.
13:17I hate this team.
13:19I think they stink.
13:22But I'm going to take the Bucs.
13:24I really do think they stink.
13:25I don't think they're good.
13:27I do not think they're good, but I think they're going to find they have enough good players
13:30that they can rally for one.
13:32I also like the over because I think their defense is terrible.
13:35Over 45 and a half and the Bucs minus three.
13:37Stuart, now I'll go to you.
13:39Tampa Bay has had extra rest.
13:41Yep.
13:42After putting up that abortion.
13:43Yep.
13:43Which was humiliating.
13:45Yep.
13:45Panthers lost an unforgivable game to the Saints.
13:50I disagree.
13:51Which I thought they were going to lose because I used it on the Barstool special.
13:53I used it on the Barstool special.
13:53I used it on the Barstool special.
13:5312-3, 12-3, 12-3, 12-3.
13:55But the Buccaneers now will have both of their receivers back with an extra week in practice.
14:03I think I agree with you that Baker will be humming here.
14:07Humming.
14:08I think the Panthers cost their entire season losing last week to the Saints.
14:12I think they lose again.
14:13Big, huge.
14:14I don't see this being close.
14:16I think the Bucs just rout the Panthers.
14:18Wow.
14:18It's a rout.
14:19Wow.
14:20I think their defense will be playing much better.
14:22I think Coach using 20 different F-bombs.
14:25I've never heard an F-bomb out of his mouth.
14:27He was so upset with the Buccaneers' performance.
14:30I think their D will come to play.
14:32This is playoff Buccaneer season from now forward.
14:35They win out.
14:36They go into the playoffs.
14:37They win their first game.
14:38Shock the world.
14:39And now you'll say, wow, where were the Bucs all fucking here?
14:42Oh, my God.
14:43DB is going to be so annoyed if that happens, if they win a playoff game.
14:46What do you say, Jerry?
14:47Man on the Panthers here.
14:48Panthers at home.
14:48That Bucs defense is dog shit.
14:51I think the Panthers could run all over them.
14:53I think this is a Bryce Young game.
14:55I just can't take the – with that loss last week, I can't take the Bucs.
14:59I can't take them, you know, giving three points on the road.
15:02That's exactly why I can take them.
15:04Exactly.
15:04Really?
15:05Yeah.
15:06No, no, stick with your pick.
15:07You did great last week.
15:09I did.
15:09Oh, can we get another win for JJ on the card?
15:11No, you did parlays.
15:13I hit the James Cook.
15:14They didn't give me the James Cook parlay as a win.
15:16They did.
15:17It's green.
15:17But they didn't give it to me in the numbers.
15:20You get one –
15:21I should have got one for that.
15:22I should be 53-61-1.
15:24Oh, okay.
15:25George and Mr. Beach, you get four.
15:27Plus 475.
15:28Can I get four wins?
15:29We never do that.
15:30Hank negated that from day one.
15:32Okay, so it's only one.
15:33Hank negated that.
15:34All right, so 52-61.
15:35But it's a great one.
15:36It's a great one.
15:36It's a –
15:37That was sharp.
15:38It's a mad respect one.
15:39But listen to this one.
15:40I had James – I had – I had Jameson Williams to score and I had Stafford to pick.
15:46And they both hit.
15:47I didn't get the win on those.
15:49What?
15:49Because it's a parlay.
15:50Correct.
15:51But I still hit the leg.
15:52Right.
15:52But why would you get a win on the leg?
15:54Those were sharp plays.
15:56But it's a parlay.
15:56Stop talking.
15:57It's a parlay, Jerry.
15:58What are you doing right now?
15:59You're embarrassing yourself.
16:01You're saying, I hit three of four on a parlay.
16:02I hit two of three on a parlay.
16:03It's a loser.
16:05That's a loser.
16:06It's a loser.
16:07Loser.
16:07That's a loser.
16:09You had skill, but you didn't cross the finish line.
16:13Yeah.
16:13So parlays are dead on the show because I'm not going to get the units for it.
16:16Yeah, so parlays are dead.
16:18It never was.
16:18Parlays are dead.
16:19Yeah, but you're the one who wants to do the parlays.
16:20I think we have this exact conversation every single year.
16:23No one is.
16:23I think every single year –
16:24Yeah, every single year we do this exact same thing where Jerry says,
16:27why can't I do parlays?
16:28Hank won't let me do parlays.
16:29And then we let you do parlays.
16:31Then you hit one.
16:31Then you're like, why aren't I now up 35 units?
16:34And we're like, because it's a straight pick show.
16:36It's Barstool Sports Advisors.
16:38That's how it's always been.
16:40It's over.
16:40Parlays are dead.
16:41That was just – we just did the combo for – that was our – good job.
16:44Book it.
16:44Nice to work.
16:45We did our parlay combo for 2025.
16:47Thank you, everyone, for coming to the 2025.
16:51It's unbelievable.
16:51Why doesn't JJ do parlays?
16:52I don't actually got nothing.
16:54Crazy.
16:55I think it's 21-13-0 at the end of the year.
16:57Yeah, that one counted.
16:58That was – shout out, Stu.
17:00That was – but you did straight – you did straight games.
17:03Yes.
17:04You didn't do like –
17:05I went 3-0.
17:05I specified a three-team poly, three two-team polys, three straight-up bets, paid 17.6.
17:10You round robined it.
17:11Yes.
17:11Wow.
17:12It was one of the greatest things ever.
17:13It was incredible.
17:13I did like a dime.
17:14Incredible.
17:15Incredible.
17:16All right.
17:16Next game, Jaguars at Broncos.
17:18Broncos minus three.
17:19Over-unders 46 and a half.
17:21What's the weather going to be like, Ashley, in Denver on Sunday?
17:26In Denver, it's going to be 50 degrees, partly cloudy.
17:29Okay.
17:30Thanks.
17:31Hannah?
17:32Since 1990, teams on an 11-plus game win streak have been inflated and have struggled to cover,
17:37going 14-36-2 against the spread.
17:40I really want to use the Jaguars here.
17:43Very sharp.
17:44But the Broncos are maybe really good.
17:47I don't know.
17:48I mean, yeah, I guess they're good, right?
17:51What about Sherman?
17:51Richard Sherman, you see that?
17:52What did he say?
17:53He said he doesn't even watch the Jags.
17:54Yeah, he doesn't watch the Jags.
17:55That's crazy.
17:56He hates the Jags.
17:57He can say whatever he wants.
17:58Of course he can, but I mean, he's NFL games.
17:59Lucky Stanford, he's brilliant.
18:00He's had a great career.
18:01Very smart.
18:04I'm going to use the Jaguars.
18:05I don't love it.
18:06Plus three.
18:07I'm going to use the Jaguars.
18:08I think they're good.
18:09I really do.
18:10They're great.
18:11What do you mean they're good?
18:11They're great.
18:12They're in first place.
18:13So what's your pick?
18:14Broncos.
18:15I mean, because every sucker in their mother is on the Jaguars.
18:19Shops, Publix, aunts, uncles, people out of the country,
18:24people in the country, people out of the state, in the state.
18:27They still don't believe in the Broncos.
18:29They don't believe in the Denver Broncos.
18:31They think they're going to fall.
18:32Show Peyton has his team humming.
18:34He's ready to roll right now.
18:35Got rid of Russell Wilson.
18:37Ate his contract.
18:38Off the books.
18:40And he has his team playing very well.
18:43Although, you know what they did to the Packers?
18:45They injured the Packers hitting so hard.
18:48They were so hard.
18:50They knocked the Packers shit out of them.
18:52Yeah.
18:53I think they're going to do the same thing to the Jaguars.
18:56But again, I love laying the three.
18:57No one believes in them.
18:58I believe in them.
18:59I think this is a good solid play here.
19:01Broncos minus three.
19:02You know what?
19:02I'm taking the Jags off the board.
19:04I'm taking the over 46 and a half.
19:05That's my play.
19:06That's my play.
19:07That's my play.
19:08How do you do when you stop midstream and reverse?
19:12How do you do overall?
19:13Bad.
19:14But how do I do when I trust my gut?
19:16Bad.
19:16How do I do when I fade myself?
19:18Bad.
19:18How do I do when I do research?
19:20Bad.
19:20How do I do when I do no research?
19:22Bad.
19:23Well, if you were able to win at everything you just said, you'd be God.
19:27Because in everything else in life, you're perfect.
19:29He's bad.
19:30He's bad.
19:31You know it.
19:32You know it.
19:33Bad.
19:34Bad gambling picks.
19:36Brought to you by Big Cat.
19:38Jerry.
19:38I think this was almost my mortal.
19:40I love the over in this.
19:41How do you not take the Broncos here looking like a fucking cowboy?
19:45Broncos not a cowboy.
19:46Broncos a horse.
19:47Yeah, I know.
19:47But who rides horses, dummy?
19:49Cowboys.
19:49Yeah.
19:50You look like Brokeback Mountain.
19:52Did you like that movie?
19:53I actually never saw that movie because I'm a homophobe.
19:56How about this?
19:57Me and my son.
19:58Joking.
19:59I actually saw it.
20:00I saw it.
20:00Relax.
20:00Oh, okay.
20:01The weekend.
20:01That was good delivery, though.
20:03So my son graduated from Armandale High School, valedictorian.
20:07He only applied to two schools, MIT and Brown.
20:11So we visited MIT, which was so impressive, by the way.
20:14The craziest thing you ever saw in your life.
20:15All it is is concrete and hallways and just nerds, like, looking around, looking around.
20:21It's crazy.
20:22It's crazy.
20:23And then we visited Brown.
20:24But on that weekend specifically, we saw Brokeback Mountain.
20:28Oh.
20:28Okay.
20:29Very memorable.
20:30Right.
20:30No.
20:31Very uncomfortable.
20:31Yeah.
20:32It was the most uncomfortable movie I ever saw in my life.
20:34I just want to share good love.
20:35Why?
20:35I thought it was uncomfortable.
20:36Okay.
20:37I like...
20:38Is this your son that...
20:41Is what?
20:41Is gay?
20:42Yes.
20:43Oh.
20:43I mean, but I didn't know it at the time.
20:45Got it.
20:46He didn't come out yet.
20:47Ah.
20:48So it was even crazier.
20:50Yeah, that is crazier.
20:51It was crazy.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Yeah, yeah.
20:54Okay.
20:54All right.
20:54That makes sense now.
20:55In the movie theater, I had two large popcorns because I was so uncomfortable watching this movie,
20:59watching men, Suck Face.
21:00Not that I have anything against that.
21:02I just wouldn't do it.
21:03And then I had Goobers, Raisinets, Jordan Almonds, Twizzlers, and a Kit Kat.
21:08And the entire rest of the trip, my poopies were loose.
21:11Oh, okay.
21:12Obviously.
21:13Oh.
21:14Popcorn does that to you.
21:15Popcorn's name is oatmeal.
21:16Get you going.
21:17Get you flowing.
21:18It's like, you know, like a diuretic.
21:19Yeah.
21:20A diuretic.
21:20And then the chocolate, and then everything else I ate.
21:23Okay.
21:24Great story.
21:25Story time.
21:25When we come back, we're going to do the next two games, and then we have our mortals back
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23:43We got two more games to get to, and the first one is the Steelers at the Lions.
23:49Lions minus 7, over-under is 51 and a half.
23:53Ashley, I'll start with you.
23:54In Detroit, it's going to be 29 degrees and cloudy.
23:5729 degrees and cloudy.
23:59Hannah?
23:59Jared Goff and Dan Campbell are 19, 12, and 1, straight up, and 23 and 9 against the
24:05spread, awful loss as a duo.
24:07But they've won 15 in a row outright, dating back to November 1st, 2022, going 14 and 1 against
24:14the spread in that spot.
24:15Ooh.
24:16Jerry?
24:16That's what it is.
24:17Jerry?
24:18Yes, that's...
24:18Jerry, you think that this is a Super Bowl team.
24:21Yeah, this team, man.
24:23This fucking team.
24:24The Steelers, the Pittsburgh Steelers.
24:26Listen, Eric texted me during the game.
24:28Who's Eric?
24:29Oh.
24:30Text me during the game, talking about the Steelers, and I said, watch this.
24:35They're going to win this game against Miami.
24:37Everybody's going to say to themselves exactly what Hannah just said.
24:41Oh, the Lions, awful loss.
24:43They're going to win.
24:44They're going to cover.
24:45They're going to blow this.
24:45Wrong-o.
24:46No, no, no, no.
24:48Spread came out minus 5 right away.
24:50The dummies, the suckers, started firing.
24:53Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
24:54All over the Lions, and they're going to lose.
24:57Steelers win this game outright.
24:59Steelers win this game outright.
25:00Bears win their game outright.
25:03Bears are going to the Super Bowl.
25:04Damn.
25:05Wait.
25:06Okay, I like that last part.
25:08That was the most delusional diatribe.
25:10I don't think the Steelers can win.
25:12Rewind this, watch it, laugh in this man's face.
25:15Yeah.
25:16I don't think the Steelers can win this game.
25:17And then get real.
25:18Lunch.
25:18It would obviously be if the Steelers win and the Bears win, the Bears are in the playoffs.
25:23Correct.
25:25Probably one, two seed.
25:26You think the Steelers are going to win this game?
25:29Yes, outright.
25:29No shot.
25:30None.
25:31Outright.
25:32Lunch.
25:33Lunch.
25:34Five to one lunch outright, and a straight up lunch against the spread.
25:38So if the Steelers win outright, I owe you five lunches outright.
25:43Done.
25:43Okay.
25:43And then I owe you one lunch.
25:45Correct.
25:45Yeah.
25:45And then we lay, and then against the seven, we do lunch too.
25:50So it's a double lunch.
25:51So we just, straight up seven, minus seven, plus seven.
25:54That's a lunch.
25:54Shake my hand like a man.
25:55Okay, thank you.
25:57And then if they win outright, I owe you five lunches.
25:59So I would owe you six lunches.
26:01You'd owe me two.
26:02Okay, fair enough.
26:02Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:03That was a good deal.
26:04Yeah, that was a good deal.
26:05All right.
26:06Tell me.
26:07What are you saying?
26:08You're saying yourself.
26:09Yeah, I'm going to go first.
26:10I love the over in this game.
26:11No, I love the over in this game.
26:13I don't think, I think the Steelers' defense is overrated.
26:16The Lions' offense remains elite.
26:18Elite.
26:19Best in the NFL.
26:20They are so, so good.
26:21Time's 100.
26:22And their defense is trash.
26:24And Aaron Rodgers is starting to feel good.
26:25I don't think it's trash.
26:26Why?
26:26I just don't think it's trash.
26:27The Lions' defense?
26:28I think they have had injuries, and in key third-down spots, they have blitzed and got burnt.
26:35But it is not trash.
26:36It's anything but trash.
26:38With a scale of 1 to 10, I make their offense the best in the NFL at 10.
26:43Defensively, I make them a 7.
26:44But for some reason, five straight games, when they've gambled on third down and they've brought the blitz, they've gotten burnt.
26:51But bringing a blitz and not getting home is a trash defense.
26:55I agree, but I—no, no, no.
26:56I agree in years past that Lions' defense is trash.
27:00They are not trash right now.
27:02I know they're injured, so it's not a—
27:04Very injured.
27:04It's very injured.
27:05Five starters.
27:06They're not trash.
27:07I love the over in this game.
27:08Roger's feeling it a little bit again.
27:10He is.
27:10He's going to be indoors.
27:11He knows how to play in Detroit.
27:12Go ahead, Stu.
27:13Aaron Rodgers, you're going to get sacked five times, and you're going to get your dick kicked in.
27:18Your mouth's going to be bleeding.
27:19You're going to be looking like a has-been.
27:21This is your last year.
27:23Steelers, your season's the big deal!
27:26You beat the Miami Dolphins, the worst quarterback in the NFL, the worst team in the NFL, when it's cold.
27:33You've now won, what, 22 in a row Monday night?
27:35That game is a foregone conclusion, even though I used the Dolphins in that game and got him.
27:39Really?
27:39Yeah, absolutely.
27:40Everybody was going, hey, do you know the Dolphins are always 12 in the cold?
27:45Hey, Stu, do you know the fucking—the Steelers have won 22 in a row.
27:48When I hear that, I have to go reverse, and I lose.
27:51But that's why I've won 11 in 13 days.
27:54That's why I've won eight of nine best bets.
27:56That's why I had Washington in the Bulls Saturday night for a 50-dima, and the Ravens on Sunday for 100-dima.
28:02I win! All I do is win!
28:05And Detroit Lions, first of all, Tom Kennedy is going to score a touchdown.
28:10He's going to run a kickoff back for a touchdown.
28:12He's going to run a punt back for a touchdown.
28:14He's going to score three touchdowns.
28:15But this game will be over at halftime, and you'll be seeing, if you look at the Steelers' schedule,
28:21they beat nobody.
28:22They are nobody.
28:25They suck dick!
28:27Aaron Rodgers, the big finger!
28:30We beat the Colts.
28:30I hate you!
28:32Did you beat the Chargers?
28:33No.
28:33No, we lost that game.
28:34We beat the Patriots, though.
28:35Your best win all year is the Ravens on the road.
28:38That was an elite, epic win.
28:40Do you think that was better than the Patriots' win?
28:41100%!
28:42Really?
28:42Yeah, I mean, the Patriots are a paper-tiger team.
28:44They're not really that good.
28:45They're playing amazing.
28:47The quarterback is elite.
28:49They have an elite running back.
28:51Their defense is playing way over their heads.
28:54I mean, I don't even know what I'm watching with the Patriots.
28:56They're a six playing like a ten.
28:59Patriots are one and done in the playoffs.
29:01They have no shot.
29:02They might lose out.
29:03They might not win a game the rest of the year.
29:05Wow.
29:07Lions, Steelers outright over.
29:10Well, I'm taking the, of course I'm taking this plus seven.
29:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:13Okay, Sunday Night Football.
29:15Let's get to Sunday Night Football.
29:17Can we just go to Ash first?
29:18Yeah, let's go to Ash first.
29:18Oh, no, we got to Hannah now.
29:19How many in a row?
29:20They've caught like 12 in a row.
29:22Yeah, yeah, whatever you want.
29:23I'll go, Hannah.
29:24Okay.
29:25Ah!
29:27Ashley, what's the...
29:27Ah!
29:2912 in a row.
29:30Go back.
29:31Go back.
29:32Go back.
29:32By the way, I just want to say this.
29:34I don't know, Hank, if you want to do this,
29:36but I think it was week three or four,
29:39and I put it on my social media and got destroyed.
29:41I said, Patrick Mahomes is a pussy.
29:44I said, Patrick Mahomes has been lucky his entire career.
29:47It's the only reason they won three Super Bowls,
29:49and they got blown out in two.
29:50That should have been the five.
29:51They shouldn't have won any.
29:53Philadelphia outplayed them.
29:54Frisco outplayed them twice.
29:55They came back in the fourth quarter,
29:57and in overtime, and won.
29:58I said, Chiefs are done forever.
30:01I said they would not make the playoffs.
30:03If you can grab that clip somehow,
30:05I don't know who I have to go to,
30:06the powers that be.
30:07Maybe Trey, maybe Quix, maybe somebody.
30:09Can we put it...
30:10Chiefs are a paper tiger.
30:11They're just not what they were.
30:13Very solid team.
30:14Great team.
30:15But I believe their best years are behind them.
30:18I believe Patty Mahomes will do one of these,
30:21never win a Super Bowl for the rest of his life,
30:23never get to the Super Bowl for the rest of his life.
30:26Wow, wow, wow.
30:26His window, I just shut it.
30:29Wow.
30:29No, no, no, no.
30:30I closed the book of life on you, Patty Mahomes.
30:34They have buried me, the Chiefs.
30:37They buried me when they won.
30:38They buried me when they lost.
30:40I hate them.
30:40I'm so happy.
30:41Yeah.
30:42They're done.
30:42Yeah.
30:43Fuck you, Travis Kelsey.
30:44They buried me.
30:44Fuck you, Taylor Swift.
30:46They buried me.
30:47Fuck you, Andy Reid.
30:48Fuck you, Patty Mahomes in the hospital.
30:51Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Baltimore?
30:53We like Patrick Mahomes.
30:55We strike that for...
30:55I love you, Pat.
30:56That one didn't...
30:56No, no, no.
30:57That was performance.
30:57Yeah, that was performance.
30:58Love you, Pat.
30:58In Baltimore...
30:59Love you, Pat.
31:01In Baltimore, it's going to be 39 degrees and rainy.
31:04Ooh, tough game.
31:05Okay, Hannah.
31:07In eight home games in 2025,
31:09Baltimore is 0-8 to their first half team total over,
31:12the worst mark in the NFL.
31:14Mmm.
31:14Mmm.
31:15Stu, let's get you out of the way.
31:19Barstool special, 12-3, 12-3, 12-3.
31:23I don't know what you want to say.
31:2475% for the year.
31:25It's over 15 weeks.
31:26Not one week, not two weeks, 15 weeks.
31:28Last week, Bear Saints, Bear Saints, Bear Saints, Bear Saints.
31:32I don't know what I want to tell you.
31:33What do you want me to tell you?
31:34Last week, again, I won Sunday night.
31:36I'm 9-1 on Best Bet Sunday night.
31:399-1, 9-1, 9-1.
31:40But if you can't add like he can't, it's 90%.
31:45Okay, what's 475 and 231?
31:48You can't add.
31:49Okay, so the bottom line is this.
31:50Get over to StuFiner.com.
31:54StuFiner.com.
31:55StuFiner.com.
31:56My 100-timer, which was the Ravens last week.
32:00My Barstool special, which is 12-3.
32:02And the Sunday night, Sunday night, Sunday night,
32:04so I total poorly.
32:06Best Bet on Sunday night.
32:079-1, 9-1, 9-1.
32:09StuFiner.com.
32:11I like the Patriots in this game, plus three.
32:13Honestly.
32:14I think this is a field goal game.
32:15Have the Ravens impressed us at all?
32:17No.
32:18What have they done to impress us?
32:19Just those couple weeks, they were like,
32:20all the defense is back.
32:21I think they can win this game.
32:23Ravens, obviously.
32:24But I think it's a field goal game.
32:25I think it's a tight game.
32:27I do, too.
32:28Are you taking the Patriots plus three?
32:30I'm taking the under 48 and a half in this game.
32:32Under 48 and a half.
32:33Yeah, I'm taking the under.
32:34That's a high total.
32:35I don't hate that.
32:36I like the under in this game.
32:37Especially with some rain, right, Ashley?
32:38Yeah.
32:39Okay.
32:40You want to throw in a touchdown?
32:42Yeah, let's do it.
32:44Let's do Diggs.
32:46Stephon Diggs, he's due.
32:47He's due.
32:48Right, Tank?
32:49Did they have the child yet?
32:50I know they were doing some yoga together.
32:53Who, Cardi B and him?
32:54Yeah, yeah.
32:56You didn't have an answer?
32:57You just wanted to yell there?
32:58I love Cardi B.
32:59I just want to share a level.
33:00I mean, I don't know.
33:01She might not do it for you, but she does it for me.
33:04Yeah.
33:05I don't know if they've had the child.
33:06I don't know.
33:07I think she was doing some yoga to try to maybe get the contractions going.
33:10Okay.
33:10So maybe that's a touchdown for the...
33:13That's a touchdown, yeah.
33:13Woo!
33:13Touchdown.
33:14Hopefully he has the baby before his game.
33:16Yeah, right before.
33:17I contract when I think of Cardi B.
33:19They had the baby.
33:19They had the baby.
33:20They had the baby.
33:20They had the baby.
33:20They had the baby.
33:20They had the baby.
33:20They had the baby.
33:20They had the baby.
33:21They had the baby.
33:21They had the baby.
33:21A month ago.
33:22Oh, shit.
33:23We didn't send a present.
33:24Has he scored in a month or no?
33:26I don't think he has.
33:26Has he gotten his baby touchdown?
33:27He scored big.
33:28They had the baby.
33:29He scores with Cardi B.
33:30True.
33:31So what do we want to do?
33:32We're taking digs anyway.
33:33All right.
33:33Digs anyway.
33:34All right.
33:34When we come back, Barstool Sports Advisors are mortals, and we'll send you on our way
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35:55Okay, mortal time.
35:57I have to win.
35:58I have to, have to, have to win, and I'm going to go with what I know,
36:03and that is overs, and I'm taking the Atlanta Falcons
36:06and the Arizona Cardinals over 47-1⁄2.
36:09Both these defenses stink.
36:11The Cardinals have kind of been playing some tough teams.
36:13Jacoby Brissett's going to throw, throw, throw.
36:15Michael Wilson's going to score a touchdown.
36:17Kyle Pitts is going to score a touchdown.
36:19Kirk Cousins probably playing to stay in the league.
36:22Over 47-1⁄2.
36:24I love it.
36:26Jerry.
36:26Yeah, this is a game of the life.
36:28Life.
36:28Game of the life.
36:29Life.
36:30All rep, whole season reputation on the line.
36:32Everything.
36:32Everything on the line, this play right here.
36:34I love it.
36:34Okay.
36:34It came out, I jumped all over it.
36:36Go.
36:37Chiefs are dead.
36:38What are they, what are they, what are they, what are they playing for?
36:41I agree with this play.
36:42They're playing for, players are checked out.
36:44Checked out.
36:44Kelsey's getting ready to, in the offseason.
36:46Ride in the sunset.
36:47That's it.
36:48He's done.
36:48See ya.
36:49I've heard this, $5 million is spending on the wedding.
36:51Wow.
36:51Holy shit.
36:52$5 million.
36:52$5 million.
36:53Wow.
36:54Not for her.
36:55There's nothing to play for.
36:56They're done.
36:56Yeah.
36:57They're not playing hard.
36:58They're done.
36:58No.
36:59They're playing video games like me, Call of Duty all night.
37:01Quit.
37:01Nothing to do.
37:02Yep.
37:03Titans plus three and a half.
37:05So, so, so easy.
37:07Yeah.
37:07I like that pick.
37:08Game of the life.
37:09I like that pick.
37:10Game of the life.
37:11Game of the life.
37:12Game of the life.
37:13Stu, finish us off.
37:16He's a real tough mortal.
37:18Because the mortal I wanted to use, which is a mortal.
37:22Because I was five, six, and two on my mortals.
37:24And I said I had to win out.
37:26I've won three in a row.
37:27You have.
37:27Now I'm eight, six, and two.
37:29Incredible.
37:30On mortals.
37:30I wanted to use the Titans.
37:36I don't got the balls.
37:37I wanted to use the Falcons.
37:39I don't got the balls.
37:40I wanted to use the Jets.
37:41I don't got the balls.
37:42Whoa.
37:42So I'm going to have to do something that I don't like to do.
37:45But I did it two weeks ago.
37:46And it was very effective with the Packers.
37:49I doubled up on the show.
37:51Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
37:52Wow.
37:53Shout out Stephen Che.
37:56Stephen Che.
37:56I'll see you at the stream Sunday.
37:58I'm going to sit next to you.
38:00I'm going to hug you.
38:02It's the mortal Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
38:04Stu and Stephen.
38:05Stu and Stephen.
38:07Stephen and Stu.
38:08Stephen and Stu.
38:09Red and all Tampa Bay Buccaneers as my mortal.
38:13I love it.
38:14I love it.
38:15All right.
38:15Martial Sports Advice.
38:16We'll see you week 17.
38:18We'll be back.
38:19We're off week 18.
38:20Then we'll be back for the playoffs.
38:21Doing the stream Sunday.
38:22Week 17.
38:23Doing the stream Sunday.
38:25Be advised.
38:25Getting so fucked up Sunday night you can't believe.
38:30I'm going to have to work out.
38:32I'm going to have to go.
38:32I'll be right back.
38:33See you next time.
38:34You're going to have to be what you might want to be what you they have about.
38:34I'll be right back.
38:36When we're at some tranquility.
38:36We're back.
38:37We're going to have to start that.
38:37Coming down.
38:38I'll be right back.
38:39You're going to have to.
38:39The plan of this is where we can get my tea and I'll be right back.
38:41I'll be right back.
38:42W��.
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