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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back. It is week 15 in the NFL.
00:341, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. And now we're here.
00:39Stu can count to 15. We got Ashley. We got Hannah. We got Stu.
00:44And we got this crumbum piece of shit who disrespects us.
00:49Stu. Look at this guy.
00:52Because he looks like a Colombian drug lord?
00:54Last week, Stu. Can I tell you a quick story, Stu?
00:57Yes, sir. Last week, when Jerry showed up looking like a lesbian on The View, I was like, all right, you know what?
01:05This guy's going through a phase. I'm not going to get involved. He's going through a phase. He's doing his thing.
01:10You know, live and let live. I'm a big whatever makes you happy makes you happy.
01:14You want to go suck a dick? You want to go eat a pussy? Whatever you want to do, just be happy.
01:19But I saw a couple people say, hey, the disrespect he's showing to Stu and Big Cat to not put on a coat.
01:26And I said, you know what? They're kind of right.
01:29So I sat back and I said, you know what? This week, I'll just wait. I'll see. I'll show up. I'll see what he wears.
01:35I mean, this is incredible.
01:36What the fuck are you wearing today? Looks like you're going to sell some fucking popsicles at the beach.
01:41What are you wearing?
01:42What are you wearing?
01:43I'm trying to switch things up. I've been ice cold in a suit.
01:45Do you find it disrespectful?
01:48Give me three tacos and an empenade.
01:49Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
01:51I'll take a fucking Modelo.
01:53And some chips and salsa, buddy.
01:58Make sure you bring a towel to my beach chair.
02:00Looks good.
02:01What are you wearing?
02:02The jumpsuit.
02:03It's a nice suit.
02:05I love it.
02:06All right, you've got to win. You're bad. You're bad.
02:08You're really bad.
02:08Listen, I'm horrible. Ever since that one point, Dave was right. He said it on the show.
02:12Jerry's not going to hit another bet for the next five years.
02:14Yeah, and I've bet every single one of them.
02:16I mean, I've been bad. I don't know. I have 3-0 on the Call of Duty picks, but I mean.
02:19We don't give a fuck about your Call of Duty picks.
02:21Fair, fair, fair. But I mean, I can't pick a game. I'm sorry.
02:23You are that. You're that friend now where you're going to walk around and you've just
02:26made Call of Duty your entire personality.
02:29Right now it is. Yeah. Right now, yeah.
02:31It's a little too much.
02:32It's a little too much.
02:33Parlay's been hard. Like, usually when I'm a parlay guy, usually I'll miss out on two,
02:37three legs. I'm missing six, seven legs.
02:39You're not. We're not even touching.
02:40No, we're not even hitting a leg.
02:43I want a touchdown parlay for every game this week.
02:46I love that.
02:47Yeah.
02:48What's this? What's this? What was that?
02:50I totally can't do this.
02:51Why? He can't do this?
02:53I'm not going to do that.
02:54Oh, Jacob was doing six, seven?
02:58Six, seven.
02:59That was good. Good pull, Jacob. Six, seven.
03:02Six, seven.
03:03Jacob, you're allowed to do it.
03:04Shout out six, seven.
03:05Yeah, Jacob's allowed to do it.
03:07I would like a parlay on every single game from you.
03:10Okay. Do I have to pick the spread?
03:13Nah. I don't know. You're so bad, you don't fucking care.
03:17Like, what's your record?
03:1947 and 55.
03:20Okay.
03:21Mortals, five and nine.
03:22Oh.
03:22Mortals are back.
03:24Raiders, probably one of the worst picks of all time.
03:25You have to pick a regular mortal.
03:27Okay, fair.
03:28No, you have to pick everything.
03:29Pick a spread or a total and then throw it a parlay on top.
03:33I love that.
03:33Yeah, I love that.
03:34See, I can get into that.
03:35Yeah, okay.
03:36So start speaking some Spanish.
03:38Let's go.
03:39Shout out, Pablo.
03:41Let's do it.
03:41Shout out, Pablo.
03:42How are you doing, Stu?
03:43I feel amazing.
03:44I feel hopeful.
03:45I feel positive.
03:46I feel blessed.
03:47I won Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
03:50As of this team.
03:51Wait, what happened on Wednesday?
03:55It's tonight.
03:56Oh, okay.
03:56It's tonight.
03:57But what last?
03:58Last Thursday started with my NFL.
04:00Got it, got it.
04:01Tonight, game of the year, the Lions, Friday, Boise State, Saturday, Duke, Sunday, the Packers,
04:07Monday, hitting the parlay, Chargers and under, last night, Knicks, Michigan, and tonight.
04:13I'm fired.
04:13So it's a nice role.
04:14It's a nice role.
04:16I feel hopeful.
04:17I got to win.
04:19The only way I make money is winning.
04:21I'm under a lot of pressure.
04:22I'm under a lot of stress.
04:24I'm carrying more clients than I've ever carried into December.
04:27I have not had that wipeout week, two weeks, three weeks, where I just murdered everyone
04:33and restarted.
04:34I'm carrying people still from August, and I'm banging them.
04:38Wow.
04:39I'm just banging them.
04:40You is right.
04:41I saw the picks.
04:42He sent me the under and the Chargers.
04:45And Chargers.
04:45I actually went into, I'll tell you this, Stu.
04:48Yes, sir.
04:48That Packers-Bears game.
04:50I mean, phenomenally played game.
04:52Great game.
04:52High stakes, everything.
04:53I went into that game, and I was confident all week.
04:56And then what you said on Advisors, and you were like, I know the score before the game
05:01starts.
05:01I was like, we're fucked.
05:04Like, I believe that you do know those type of things.
05:06Well, I am the Chicago Bear Whisperer, as we-
05:09Well, and you're the sharpest man in the world.
05:11You're the source.
05:11Yes, I'm extremely sharp.
05:12I am the source.
05:13But I am the Chicago Bear Whisperer.
05:15You are.
05:15There is nobody alive that said the Bears are going to win 11 or 13 games but me.
05:19Thank God we have it on tape, because no one would believe me.
05:21And no one said they were going to make the playoffs like me.
05:24Yeah.
05:24And, you know, look, I mean, this week they're playing the Browns.
05:28They're not going to lose that game.
05:29Okay.
05:29So now-
05:30All right, that's good.
05:31Their entire season goes into Bears-Packers.
05:33Are you going to go to that Saturday game?
05:34I will be streaming it for the people.
05:36Yeah, they want to see that.
05:37It's freezing.
05:38It's going to be freezing that day.
05:38Yeah, it's going to be freezing.
05:39But you've got to be proud of your team, because they were right there.
05:42Yeah, we don't do proud-ofs.
05:43We don't do proud-ofs.
05:44I know what you're saying.
05:45We don't do proud-ofs.
05:45You've got to win the game.
05:46You've got to win the game.
05:47They were right there.
05:48Yeah, yeah, they were right there.
05:49Right there.
05:49They were right there.
05:50If Caleb Williams throws that ball a second earlier, that's a touchdown.
05:54Yep.
05:54Yep.
05:55Agreed.
05:55And they go into overtime and anything can happen.
05:57Agreed.
05:57Okay.
05:58Well, let's get into it.
05:59Week 15 in the NFL.
06:01Yes.
06:01And 38-30.
06:0238-30.
06:03Sorry to step.
06:0438-30 overall.
06:057-6-1 on my mortals.
06:07Finally over 500.
06:09Yep.
06:09This is the latest in the year I've ever had to struggle to get there.
06:12I'm looking to win out.
06:14Okay.
06:14To win out.
06:15You know what?
06:15I'm going to do the same.
06:16Because I got some confidence last week with that Rams.
06:19That was the easiest pick you've ever seen.
06:20You literally turned the TV off after five minutes of the game.
06:24Maybe the greatest mortal ever in the history of mortals.
06:26It was every time I looked up, because I was watching the Bears-Packers, it was just the
06:30Rams going into the end zone.
06:31It just felt like that.
06:32Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
06:34We're not allowed to use the word, but when someone makes a key and puts it in a door,
06:39he's called a lock.
06:41Mm-hmm.
06:42That's how stupid it was.
06:43Felt good.
06:44Shout out, someone that puts a key in a door, lock.
06:48That's big count.
06:50You look ridiculous.
06:52I thought I looked good.
06:53Okay.
06:53Quig said I looked good.
06:55He said I like the fit.
06:56Some difference.
06:57Spice it up a little bit, no?
06:59Listen, I'm trying.
07:00I'm trying to put extra cheese on my hot fries.
07:03I mean, I just look at this, I don't know what you're talking about.
07:05He makes me hungry.
07:06Did you fuck after you won your Call of Duty tournament?
07:09No, she was asleep.
07:10Oh, man.
07:11Yeah, she was asleep.
07:12Because that's a big moment.
07:13You guys won all $200 to split seven ways?
07:18We won $1,800.
07:19The team won $1,800.
07:20Austin won $200.
07:24What do you mean?
07:26Well, Dave won $200.
07:28He's the owner.
07:29Dave, yeah.
07:30And how did the team win $1,800?
07:32They placed first.
07:33Oh, okay.
07:33So the rest of the players got $1,800 and Dave got $200.
07:36So you didn't win anything?
07:38Zero, no.
07:38Yeah, you don't even own the team.
07:41We're working towards it, obviously.
07:43We're working.
07:43We're going to play.
07:44We're going to play.
07:45Start somewhere.
07:45All right, let's go.
07:46Let's start somewhere.
07:47We got the Bills at the Patriots on Sunday to kick off the slate.
07:52Patriots plus one and a half.
07:54Over-under is 50 and a half.
07:55I'll start with you, Ashley.
07:57Weather in Foxborough on Sunday.
07:59It is going to be 32 degrees with a chance of snow.
08:03Ooh, another snow game.
08:05That snow game was so great last week.
08:06That was so cool.
08:07Such a cool game.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:09Hannah.
08:10Home teams off a bye facing a team not off a bye are 6-3 straight up this season,
08:15including winning 63% of games dating back 20 years.
08:19Home teams off a bye.
08:2120 years.
08:22The Patriots here.
08:24Stu.
08:27I mean, if the line's telling you the winner, I mean, shout out John Allen Fonda,
08:31the biggest Patriot fan you've ever seen in your life.
08:33Loves Drake May.
08:34Wants that card, by the way.
08:36Yeah.
08:36Would you give me, like, a really low ball price if I bought that card?
08:39I'd give you it for what I got it for.
08:41Okay.
08:41That's very fair.
08:43John, you're not getting it because you paid $8,000.
08:45But shout out John Allen Fonda.
08:47I'm not spending $8,000 on the kid.
08:49Whatever.
08:49I mean, let's be fucking real here.
08:51I think, Biket, the line is giving you the winner.
08:55There's no way the Patriots, if they had a prayer in this game of winning or covering, would be an underdog.
09:01They don't.
09:02Their body of work really has proven that they can be a prohibited favorite in this game.
09:08I made the game Patriots 4.
09:10I made the game Patriots 4.
09:11They make the Bills 1 1⁄2.
09:13Is that what we're looking here?
09:14I'm going to lay the Bills here.
09:16I think the Bills might win out.
09:18And you know something?
09:20It might be working out.
09:21This might be the Bills' first Super Bowl ever.
09:25What?
09:26It might be the Bills' first Super Bowl ever.
09:28What?
09:28It might be.
09:29Okay.
09:30It's so wide open in the AFC.
09:32The NFC obviously is loaded.
09:34You've got to say Rams.
09:38That's it.
09:39Oh.
09:39That's it.
09:40There is no one else.
09:42I was waiting for another.
09:43There really isn't.
09:44I mean, there really isn't right now.
09:45It looks like they're going to crash.
09:47And what a Super Bowl that would be.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:48What a Super Bowl.
09:49Where's the Super Bowl this year?
09:50Frisco?
09:51Frisco.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Bills-Rams.
09:52Yeah, Frisco.
09:53They love it when you call it Frisco.
09:54Okay.
09:55You have the Bills here because your numbers are off.
09:58You have the Patriots minus 4 1⁄2.
09:59And the Bills minus 1 1⁄2.
10:01I mean, everybody in their mouth is betting the Patriots.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Shops, public, you know.
10:07Suckers.
10:07Everything.
10:08Everybody.
10:09It's all Patriots money.
10:10So I'm going to take the Bills.
10:12Shout out, Bills.
10:13Shout out your friend.
10:14Jerry.
10:16Oh, Josh Allen.
10:17Yeah.
10:17Shout out, Josh.
10:18Great.
10:18Josh Allen's the best.
10:19I'm with Stu.
10:19I like the Bills here.
10:21I really do.
10:22Josh Allen looked in.
10:24I love the Pats, man.
10:25Drake May.
10:26I mean, listen.
10:27This guy.
10:27No, go with your guy.
10:28No, no, no, no.
10:28Don't let Stu deter you.
10:30I didn't say anything.
10:31I just said fuck.
10:32He doesn't want me to be honest.
10:33He doesn't want me to be honest.
10:34No, no.
10:34It doesn't fucking matter, dude.
10:35I'm insignificant when it comes.
10:37This is your part of the show.
10:38This is your part of the show.
10:39This is why you're the greatest living.
10:40I'm with Stu.
10:41This is why you won $200,000.
10:43You're still up money.
10:44Even though you haven't won in six weeks, you're still up money.
10:46Are you still up money?
10:47You didn't go into your kids' funding.
10:49No, I didn't go into the kids' funding.
10:50Stop.
10:50Oh, you want money?
10:52Yeah, I'm up.
10:53The kids, it's in the fund already.
10:54Right.
10:54But what I had left, I'm down.
10:57I put 60-something K in the fund.
10:59Right.
11:00The rest, I'm down.
11:00But that's down.
11:01Yeah, see ya.
11:02See ya.
11:03All right, fair enough.
11:04Jerry, listen to me.
11:05You're Jerry, okay?
11:06You're Jersey Jerry.
11:07Yeah.
11:08One, two, three, four, five.
11:10Everybody.
11:13I heard that before.
11:14Yeah.
11:14That's you right now.
11:15Love it.
11:15You're Mambo No. 5.
11:16Listen.
11:16It's like you're in the music video, you fucking loser.
11:19Whatever.
11:20I'm with Stu.
11:21Listen, I had the Patriots being a favorite in this game at home.
11:25Josh Allen looks so good.
11:27How's everyone's lines wrong?
11:28Josh Allen looks so good, man.
11:30Yeah.
11:30I mean, he's incredible to watch.
11:32You know, I was a hater for a long time, but you just have to grow to appreciate the guy.
11:35He's all world talent.
11:37I love the Bills here, and I really like James Cook.
11:40Not only do I like James Cook for one, I like James Cook for two-plus touchdowns.
11:44That's your other bet.
11:45That's my other bet.
11:45Okay.
11:46So take the Bills, spread, and then you bet James Cook two-plus.
11:50I got something in this game I hate.
11:52I absolutely hate.
11:54Listen, this is a playoff game.
11:56The Bills are playing for trying to stay alive in the AFC East.
11:59The Patriots are playing for the number one spot.
12:02This is when things get intense.
12:04This is when teams get a little tighter.
12:07I'm going to take the under 50-and-a-half.
12:09I fucking hate it.
12:10I hate it, but I think that both these teams, there's a familiarity.
12:13You know each other.
12:14Yeah.
12:14There might be some weather involved.
12:17And I feel like these type of games, you play it a little bit tighter.
12:21You try to control the clock a little bit more.
12:23Sharp.
12:24Under 50-and-a-half.
12:25Both these teams, both these quarterbacks are playing lights out.
12:28You see the number 50-and-a-half.
12:30You're like, this is a fucking joke.
12:31They're going to throw it all over the yard.
12:33No, no, no.
12:34Opposite.
12:35What do you think?
12:35You like that?
12:36You like that reasoning?
12:37I love the reasoning.
12:38Okay.
12:39Okay.
12:39I don't know if I have the balls.
12:41I know.
12:42I know.
12:42I kind of hate it.
12:43You need balls.
12:43I hate it.
12:44I hate it.
12:44You need a big set of balls.
12:45I fucking hate betting unders.
12:46Chargers.
12:59Okay.
13:00Next up, Chargers at Chiefs.
13:02Chiefs are minus four-and-a-half.
13:03Overrunners 41-and-a-half.
13:05The Kansas City Chiefs are dead.
13:06Can we agree?
13:07I don't know if we can agree because I'm looking everything up.
13:10I see they still have a chance.
13:11They don't, though.
13:12One-and-a-half percent.
13:14They don't.
13:15The fucking Chargers have to lose, like, multiple games or lose the Broncos in Week 18.
13:21The Broncos might not be starting anyone.
13:23This is just—it's over.
13:24Okay.
13:25I'm just saying it's over.
13:26All right.
13:26I believe you, then.
13:27It's over.
13:27Finish them.
13:28That's it.
13:28Dead.
13:28Hannah, what do you got for a stat?
13:31Mahomes is 18-5 straight up at home when avenging a loss to an opponent in his previous meeting.
13:36Can we agree?
13:37And this is nothing against you, Hannah, because you do a wonderful job in the stats of the stats.
13:41Can we agree, though, that this year we've got to just throw all the stats out for the Chiefs?
13:44They stink.
13:44Yes.
13:45Like, none of these stats—like, we can do these stats maybe next year when we reset.
13:50They stink.
13:51Yeah.
13:51Well, I mean, they stink because they have no offensive line because they have three key injuries.
13:55And for some reason, their fucking receivers can't catch the ball.
13:59Right.
14:00I mean, we spoke about—
14:01Andy Reid's got shit for brains.
14:02We spoke about it before the show.
14:04What kind of call is that?
14:06He's a fucking moron.
14:07Andy, stick those chicken McNuggets in your mouth and choke.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Choke on them.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Yeah.
14:13You pig.
14:15You fucking pig.
14:16What's the matter with you?
14:17What's the matter with you?
14:19You got shit for brains.
14:20Shit for brains.
14:21What—I mean, what kind of call is that?
14:24What kind of call is that?
14:25They played the best third quarter defensively I've ever seen in my life.
14:29Texans went three and out, three and out, three and out, three and out.
14:32It looked like all the momentum's there.
14:34Punt the fucking ball.
14:36Punt it.
14:36You're down seven, Andy.
14:38You fucking moron.
14:39You're not a gambler.
14:40You're a fat man.
14:41You're a fat fuck.
14:43Jesus Christ.
14:45I felt good, Stu, right?
14:46Because we got it off our chest.
14:48You get it off my chest.
14:49All right, Ashley, what's the weather like on Sunday?
14:52In Kansas City, it's going to be 24 degrees and cloudy.
14:56So with all that said, I think I'm going to take the Chiefs.
14:59I don't really fucking know.
15:01I mean, I don't like them.
15:03They stink.
15:05I just—Chargers off a short week, going to Kansas City.
15:09They don't have an offensive line.
15:11I don't fucking know.
15:13I hate this game.
15:14I hate this game.
15:14I hate this game.
15:15I hate the Chiefs.
15:16I'm done with the Chiefs.
15:16I'm taking the Chiefs minus four and a half.
15:18Actually, I'll probably bring it up to six and a half.
15:20They might win by ten and a half.
15:22Wow.
15:22One of the most incredible, gutsy, lay-your-heart-on-the-line performances by Herbert on Monday night time.
15:31I mean, he got fucking knocked down like nine times.
15:33They tried to break his fucking opposite hand.
15:36They kept stepping on—he was running like a king.
15:38I mean, he played an incredible game.
15:41It was one of the greatest games I've ever seen.
15:42Like, disgusting, ugly.
15:44Yeah, I was going to say, like, he was—
15:45But it was just back and forth.
15:47It was like a rollercoaster.
15:48Yeah.
15:48One team had momentum.
15:49Pick.
15:50One team had momentum.
15:51Fumble.
15:52Yeah.
15:52It was unbelievable.
15:53It was crazy.
15:54All right, so what do you got in this game, Stu?
15:56I'm going with the Chiefs.
15:57Going with the Chiefs.
15:57It makes no sense.
15:59They keep making them four and a half.
16:00Didn't make no sense making them a three and a half point favorite.
16:03They went to four and a half against the Texans.
16:04What's going on here?
16:06But I'm going to be a sucker.
16:07Maybe I am a sucker.
16:08I don't know if I'm a sucker.
16:10But I'm laying the number.
16:11Okay.
16:12Jerry.
16:12Yeah, I'm going to take the points with the Chargers here.
16:14Yeah, hey.
16:17Can we—
16:18Can the adults talk for a second?
16:20Yes.
16:22He's a sucker.
16:23Thank God.
16:23Yeah, thank God for it.
16:24Thank God for it.
16:25Thank you, Lord.
16:26Listen, four and a half is just too much points.
16:28They just beat the Eagles.
16:30Right.
16:30Right?
16:31Right.
16:32The Chargers could run the ball.
16:33Chiefs can't run the ball.
16:35Mahomes is turning the ball over.
16:36They don't look the same.
16:38They're dead.
16:39The season's over.
16:39I'm taking the Chargers.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Good point.
16:42Can I say something?
16:43Yeah.
16:44This is really bothering me.
16:45It sounds—
16:46Yeah.
16:46It's a thing.
16:47It's a thing.
16:48No, no, wait, wait.
16:49I think what you should put on is the—
16:51You know.
16:53The boss.
16:53The boss in the sauce shirt.
16:54You know, at the Barstool store right now, we've sold over 200 units, trying to get
16:58the 500.
16:59What a shit.
16:59Wow.
17:00I don't think we're going to get there, but here it is.
17:02We sold over 200?
17:03No, 100 and say.
17:04Well, it's the stew-finer exaggeration factor.
17:09I didn't mean to embarrass you.
17:11You always sold it.
17:11It's performative.
17:12It's performative.
17:13I didn't mean to embarrass you.
17:14I'm sorry.
17:14No, you tell the truth to such a phrase.
17:16It's performative.
17:17106.
17:17Performative.
17:17I'd like to get to 107.
17:21It's on the Barstool store.
17:22Give it as a gift.
17:23Give it as a gift to anybody you love.
17:26Okay.
17:26Only like 35 beans.
17:28Okay.
17:28Here we go.
17:29Shut up, Dave.
17:30Another great game.
17:31Another great game.
17:32This is a great slate, boys.
17:33Packers and Broncos.
17:34Oh, I didn't do a parlay for the—
17:35Oh, go ahead.
17:36Sorry, guys.
17:37That's on me.
17:38I mean, it doesn't matter.
17:39It's going to lose.
17:40Give me Gadsden, the second, plus 310.
17:44And give me the over 41 and a half.
17:48And then you can give me a worthy touchdown with that.
17:50That's a three-leg parlay.
17:53It's a good parlay.
17:55Why?
17:56You said you wanted me to do a parlay for everything?
17:57No, but why is it a good parlay?
17:59You just looked at that sheet, and you did not—
18:03There's nothing behind it other than just names.
18:06You're just like, yeah, that, that, that.
18:07That's a good parlay.
18:07Well, worthy's due.
18:09He's due to score.
18:10And the Chiefs linebackers aren't very good.
18:13But Gadsden can light them up.
18:15Okay.
18:15And then I like the over.
18:16Okay, all right, fine.
18:17You know what?
18:17There was a lot more reasoning than I thought behind that.
18:19All right, Packers and Broncos.
18:21Broncos, plus 2.5.
18:22Overrunners, 43.5.
18:25Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Denver on Sunday?
18:28In Denver, it's going to be 56 degrees, partly cloudy.
18:31Okay.
18:32Hannah?
18:33Teams with a 70-plus win percentage in December or later
18:36who are listed as underdogs are just 54, 80, and 4 against the spread,
18:40dating back to 2003, including 10, 18, and 1 against the spread
18:45when they're home underdogs in that matchup.
18:47Sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp!
18:49That was sharp.
18:49Sharp!
18:50That's my stat.
18:51So sharp, so articulate.
18:53That's the stat.
18:54Teams with a...
18:54How can you have it all?
18:56How can one woman have it all?
18:58Intellect, fame, fortune, prestige.
19:04How?
19:06Good.
19:06Not fair!
19:07Good stop, good stop, good stop at prestige.
19:11Good stop at prestige.
19:13All right, I'm...
19:14I don't want to be canceled!
19:15Yeah, I know, I'm saying that was a good stop.
19:18That was a really good stop.
19:19Don't hold my composure!
19:22Shaking.
19:23I know, I see it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
19:25They made fun of me.
19:26Why are you standing up?
19:27Why are you standing up?
19:28What?
19:29They made fun of me this morning.
19:31Is this Ty Too Long?
19:33Yeah, but that's your look!
19:34That's your look!
19:35Shout out, Ty Too Long!
19:37That's good!
19:38Covering the pee.
19:39Yeah, you pee on it.
19:41You pee on it.
19:42Listen.
19:45I don't know why you're standing up.
19:46That made me nervous when he stopped at prestige.
19:49I stood up.
19:50All right, that is a sharp stat.
19:52I think the Packers win this game.
19:53I really do.
19:54I concur with you.
19:56Yeah.
19:56I mean, again, it's the same thing as the Bills-Patriots.
19:59Why are the Bills favored?
20:00Because they're going to win.
20:00Why are the Packers favored?
20:02Because they're going to win.
20:02They should not be favored in this game.
20:04They are not better than the Broncos.
20:06Straight up this year, look at the body of work.
20:08Yep.
20:08Especially Broncos at home.
20:10Packers are going to roll.
20:11Every single person in America is going to line up and say,
20:14the Broncos are getting points at home?
20:16Oh my God, I'm going to take it.
20:17Correct.
20:18Packers.
20:19Go ahead, take it.
20:20This prestige.
20:21That was my reason.
20:22What?
20:22Never drops it.
20:23What do you like?
20:24Never.
20:24I mean, Broncos at home.
20:25How do you not?
20:26You like the Broncos at home?
20:27They're getting points.
20:28This guy.
20:29Sorry.
20:29This guy's on fire today.
20:30Tough place to play.
20:31Everybody's going to be like, oh my God,
20:32Packers look incredible against the Bears.
20:34Listen, Broncos are in every game.
20:36Every game is tight.
20:37So you're taking the Broncos at home?
20:38Yeah, you got to take the two and a half at home.
20:41It's mandatory.
20:42You got to.
20:42And for my parlay, I'm doing Cortland Sutton.
20:44Five plus catches.
20:46Listen to me.
20:46Keep talking.
20:47Five plus catches.
20:49Tease the under.
20:50Down to 40 and a half.
20:52The gift that keeps giving.
20:53And give me a Jacob 50 plus rushing yards.
20:57Fish hook.
20:59You can't get out of that.
21:04You can't get out of it.
21:06You can't even bite.
21:06Did you see him trying to bite his way out of it?
21:08He couldn't bite his way out of it.
21:09Oh, because you hooked him.
21:10Yeah, I hooked him.
21:11I hooked him.
21:11I got the hook.
21:11I hooked him.
21:12Did you get the parlay all square, Hank?
21:14All good?
21:14Did you get the hook?
21:16You got the hook?
21:1740 and a half.
21:18That was the under.
21:18You got the hook?
21:18I teased it down.
21:21Let me ask you.
21:23If somebody, let's say somebody breaks.
21:25I just hooked him and he just like, whatever.
21:29That's what I love about you.
21:30Bounce back.
21:30Someone breaks into your house.
21:32Yeah.
21:32Genesis is the age of two children.
21:34Yep.
21:35You can't go for your shotgun.
21:37You can't go for your handgun.
21:39You can't go for your Uzi.
21:40What about his AK?
21:41You can't go for the AK-47 or the Colt or the Barretta, which are loaded, by the way.
21:45All of them.
21:45I know.
21:45I've been to the house.
21:46Guy runs in.
21:48What's your first move?
21:50Are you tackling the man?
21:52Are you looking to throw the left and throw the right?
21:54What is your move?
21:55Probably.
21:56Are you going to kick him right in his burls?
21:57First move would probably be the panic room.
21:59Yeah, he's got a panic room.
22:01That would probably be the first move.
22:02What do you mean?
22:03He's coming through the door.
22:03How are you getting him to the panic room?
22:04Well, I feel like.
22:05No, he's going to the panic room.
22:07Me and my family are going to the panic room.
22:09No, you have no time.
22:10No time?
22:11Because this guy, if he kills you.
22:12Ruffles.
22:12He's going upstairs.
22:13Ruffles.
22:13Ruffles, guy.
22:14Ruffles got him.
22:15Ruffles will bury him.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Ruffles will bury him.
22:17Unless it's during the day, though.
22:19Let's say Ruffles.
22:19Correct.
22:20Yeah, during the day, Ruffles is not there.
22:21What is your first physical move when he comes through the door?
22:26What's your first move?
22:27Are you tackling him?
22:28I'd tell him straight up.
22:29You make another move, I'm going to kill you.
22:30No, no, no.
22:31He's not talking.
22:32This guy's violent.
22:32Oh, then it's, yeah.
22:33Run.
22:33You tackle.
22:34Headbutt.
22:34Headbutt.
22:35So it's a tackle and a headbutt.
22:36Tackle.
22:36Try to slam and then fucking headbutt elbows.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Elbows.
22:40Yeah.
22:40Okay, fair enough.
22:41Fuck his eyes up.
22:42Yeah, he can do everything.
22:44Finger in the ass, everything.
22:45That was too far.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:47You're going to put your finger in his ass?
22:48Well, I'm saying that's just what it is.
22:51You mean when the body's laying there, you're just supposed to...
22:54No, no.
22:54You came in the wrong house.
22:55No.
22:56You came in the wrong house.
22:57No.
22:57And then, would you smell your finger?
22:59No.
23:00Yeah, you would.
23:00Yeah, you would.
23:02Invest in a panic room.
23:03Yes.
23:04Panic room.
23:04Okay, when we come back, we have the Lions and Rams, our Mortals, and Vikings Cowboys.
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25:01Genghis Khan?
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25:24What was that?
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25:45Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
25:46We got two more games on Sunday's slate, and a massive one in the afternoon.
25:51Lions and Rams.
25:53Rams are minus five and a half.
25:55Overrunner is 55 and a half.
25:57The Lions are fighting for their playoff life.
25:59They're in the eighth spot right now.
26:01The Rams are fighting for the one seed.
26:04This game has all the implications.
26:06It has Matthew Stafford against his former team, Dan Campbell, going to LA.
26:13Let's start with the weather, Ashley.
26:15In LA, it's going to be 69 degrees and foggy.
26:18Okay.
26:20Hannah.
26:21As an underdog of five.
26:22Favorite number, favorite position!
26:23Oh, man!
26:24Favorite number, favorite position!
26:26You're losing a step.
26:28Favorite number, favorite position.
26:29You're right, because JJ had to say it.
26:31Yeah, I know.
26:32Scooby, did you just hear the weather?
26:34Shout out, Ashley!
26:35Mm-hmm.
26:3669, favorite number, favorite position.
26:38Now we got it.
26:39Hannah?
26:40As an underdog of four points or more as a duo,
26:44the Lions with Goff and Campbell are 17 and three against the spread.
26:48Mmm.
26:49Mmm.
26:50Mmm.
26:51I like the Lions, plus five and a half.
26:53Easy.
26:54I think the Rams are the best team in the NFL.
26:56I will say that.
26:58The Lions are in that category.
27:00They can beat anyone or get beat by anyone,
27:03and I think you're going to get the best Lions tonight in this game.
27:06They're on extra rest.
27:08It's Lions, plus five and a half.
27:10Easy.
27:11Yeah?
27:12Listen, for anybody else out there that doesn't know this,
27:14NFL is rigged, okay?
27:16NFL is rigged.
27:17It's rigged.
27:18No reason to watch.
27:19It is 100% rigged.
27:20If you think the Lions are going to play this game
27:23and lose this game outright, you're dead wrong.
27:25They can just go away like that.
27:27Mm-hmm.
27:28They're one of NFL's favorite fucking teams.
27:30They love the Lions.
27:31They love Dan Campbell.
27:32Listen, I'm going to take the five and a half
27:34because that's what the cheat shows.
27:35For the parlay, you give me the Rams money line, okay?
27:38You start off...
27:39Oh, I mean...
27:40Oh, sorry.
27:41No, oopsie.
27:42Oh, no!
27:43No, no, no, no.
27:44Lions money...
27:45Oh, no!
27:46No, no, no.
27:47I was looking at it.
27:48That's why I said it.
27:49Lions money line.
27:50They're going to win this game outright.
27:51And give me a J-Mo touchdown added to this card, okay?
27:54And you could throw in there a Matthew Stafford interception.
27:57Three-leg...
27:58I'm doing three-leg parlays on these.
27:59You see that, Hank?
28:00You like that?
28:01What's the parlay?
28:02Lions money line.
28:03Jameer Gibb...
28:04I mean, Jameson Williams.
28:06Anytime touchdown score at plus 175 and a Matthew Stafford interception.
28:09Are you going to put all these in?
28:10I am, actually.
28:11I'm not going to bet any...
28:12I'm not even going to come up with any other parlays.
28:14I'm just going to do the show parlays.
28:15But it's got to be, like, each game by game.
28:17Correct.
28:18Not all together.
28:19And a round robin we've got to do.
28:20One round robin.
28:21One round robin.
28:22I can only afford one.
28:23Quigs, they got...
28:24You should have seen the cave when I hit 40K on Harold Fan and round robin.
28:30They were like, what?
28:31How'd you make that bet?
28:32Yeah, Jerry, yeah.
28:33He likes it.
28:34He likes it.
28:35I love round robins now.
28:36Stu, what do you got in this game?
28:37I got to go against you.
28:38Oh, Stu.
28:39All right.
28:40Listen, both of you intellectually are correct.
28:43Mm-hmm.
28:44Lions are getting a beefy number here on rest.
28:47Beefy.
28:48Beefy on three days rest.
28:50Beefy number.
28:51It's a key game for the Lions.
28:53But the odds makers are sharper than everyone here.
28:58Shops and public right now are all over the Lions.
29:02Everybody's betting the Lions.
29:03I've never seen a game.
29:04It's like a jailbreak.
29:05Give me the Lions.
29:06Give me the Lions.
29:07Give me the Lions.
29:08Give me the Lions.
29:09Sprinkle a little Lions money line.
29:10Rams big.
29:11I'd say probably a 14 point route.
29:13Holy shit.
29:14Wow.
29:15Really?
29:16I'd say 14.
29:17Yeah, Rams are going to just lay it on them.
29:18It's one of those going to be a Lions stinkers.
29:20Wow.
29:21Are the Lions done pretty much?
29:22No.
29:23No.
29:24I mean, I want the Lions to lose.
29:25I just, I think they're going to be in this game.
29:27My heart's with the Lions.
29:28Tom Kenny.
29:29Shout out Tom Kenny.
29:30Shout out Kelsey.
29:31Shout out Puppy Club.
29:32On Sunday.
29:33Yep.
29:34And the Bears win on Sunday.
29:36The Bears will, no matter what, be playing for something week 18.
29:40Wow.
29:41Gotcha.
29:42That's massive.
29:43So the Lions will, like, the Lions would then have to win the next two games.
29:45And we'll see how it goes.
29:46But, like, no matter, like, most likely week 18 would be a winner goes in.
29:51Gotcha.
29:52Yeah.
29:53It's one of the games when you lay the number with the Rams here.
29:55You hate it the second you bet it.
29:57Yeah.
29:58You're like, how did I just give the Lions five and a half points here?
30:01It's a horrific bet.
30:03But at the end of the day, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
30:07Cash the ticket.
30:08Ash, you ready?
30:09Ash, you ready, Ryan?
30:10Prepared.
30:11God, it's unbelievable.
30:12Ashley and Hannah, greatest hands in the world.
30:14They dropped nothing.
30:15It's unbelievable.
30:16Vikings at Cowboys, Sunday night football.
30:19Ashley, what is the weather going to be like in Dallas?
30:22In Dallas, it's going to be 52 degrees and rainy.
30:25Hannah?
30:26Dallas is 9-4 to the over this year, best mark in the NFL.
30:30Dallas is also 11-2 to their team total over, best mark in the NFL.
30:35Wow.
30:36You believe in nine?
30:37No.
30:38You don't?
30:39No.
30:40We don't.
30:41Not even a little bit.
30:42Okay, Stu, you go ahead, get out of the way, and then we'll talk it out.
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32:12What do you got in this game, Jerry?
32:14I'm gonna take the over.
32:15I hate this game.
32:1647 and a half.
32:17I'm gonna root for-
32:18I'm just gonna root for points.
32:20I don't fucking like this game.
32:21It makes no sense to me.
32:23The Cowboys, I can't-
32:24You know, they're good.
32:25They're the hottest team in the world.
32:26One minute.
32:27Yeah, they fucked me.
32:28Then they're the worst team in the world.
32:29The next.
32:30Oh, Lions.
32:31I had them 90-1.
32:32I had them 90-1.
32:33To win the Super Bowl?
32:34Yeah.
32:35Oh, that was stupid.
32:36Two weeks ago.
32:37Okay.
32:38What do you got in this game?
32:39But if they won their last-
32:40I mean, we would've been like, oh shit.
32:41Yeah, true.
32:42You know what I mean?
32:43They could still make the playoffs.
32:44I know.
32:45The Eagles go 4-0.
32:46They're in the playoffs.
32:472-2.
32:48The Eagles go 2-2.
32:49Ooh.
32:50And the Cowboys go 4-0.
32:51The Cowboys are in the playoffs.
32:52The Eagles are playing bums.
32:53They got the Raiders, right?
32:54They got-
32:55They got the Raiders and the Commanders twice.
32:56I mean, it sucks.
32:57Whatever.
32:58Listen.
32:59I got the Cowboys here.
33:00I love the boys in this spot.
33:01Five and a half.
33:02They could beat this team by fucking 20.
33:04Vikings are dog shit.
33:05Their season's dead.
33:06Nine is dead.
33:08Jefferson, he's just not even playing anymore.
33:12I'm taking the Cowboys.
33:13And for the parlay, I'm going three legs here.
33:16Very simple, okay?
33:18CeeDee Lamb, touchdown.
33:21George Pickens, touchdown.
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:24Jake Ferguson, touchdown.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:26Three-leg parlay.
33:27Mm-hmm.
33:28Okay.
33:29Million points.
33:30When we come back.
33:31Million points.
33:32When we come back, our mortals.
33:33Ooh.
33:34Back right after this.
33:42How you doing?
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35:09That's it.
35:11No.
35:12That's it.
35:13I think I lose.
35:14Which one I want to do?
35:28You're going to call, Stu?
35:32I'd answer, too.
35:34Hello.
35:35Yes, I'll take 30,000 shares at 14.
35:38Yeah, there we go.
35:39Oh, man.
35:45The person just called me.
35:47He has no idea what just happened.
35:50I didn't even ask who it was.
35:51All right, here we go.
35:54I have no idea who it was.
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36:37Boys, I have a mortal dilemma, okay?
36:42And I would like to go to my consigliere Jerry
36:46and my trusted source, Stu Finer, to help me out
36:48with this mortal dilemma.
36:50I have two games that I'm looking at.
36:51They both feel like sucker bets, okay?
36:55Go.
36:55The first one is the Saints.
36:56Or sorry, the Panthers minus 2.5.
36:58They lost to the Saints earlier this year.
37:01I feel like off a bye, Panthers will be ready for them,
37:04minus 2.5.
37:05The other one is the Ravens minus 2.5 against the Bengals.
37:09T. Higgins back in concussion protocol.
37:11The Bengals dead.
37:15Oh, wow.
37:17You go first.
37:20Oh, the Ravens!
37:21Yeah.
37:23What kind of...
37:24How is this possible?
37:25How are the Bengals home dogs?
37:27I mean, the Ravens and the Bengals, abortions of years.
37:32Just underperformed.
37:33Everything could go wrong.
37:34And it keeps going wrong.
37:35And it looks like you figure they're going to break out.
37:37They're going to get better.
37:38They get Joe Burrow back.
37:39No.
37:40Not happened.
37:41Doesn't happen.
37:42I'm going to lay this down with the Ravens because I just...
37:44I made the Bengals 3.5.
37:46I made the Ravens 2.5.
37:48It made me look at myself, look at my soul, look at my heart.
37:52I'm 7-6-1 on mortals.
37:54I promised you, I almost guaranteed you, I'm going to win out on the mortals.
37:58I'm going to back Lamar.
37:59I don't know why.
38:01I don't know how.
38:02He does not deserve my trust.
38:05He doesn't deserve my money.
38:07And I'm putting everyone at Barstool Sports Advisors, all our clients, all our fans, on the Ravens.
38:14It's not deserving, but I'm still doing it, Dan.
38:17Okay.
38:19I'll go with the Panthers then.
38:21I'll go Panthers minus 2.5.
38:22I don't want to double up on mortals.
38:24Listen, I think this Panthers team can make the playoffs.
38:26I think they have everything in front of them.
38:28They're off a bye.
38:29They're playing good football.
38:30And the fact that they lost to the Saints earlier in the year makes me like them even more.
38:34They're going to be ready for this game.
38:36They're not going to take it lightly.
38:38They know what's at stake.
38:39I'm taking the Panthers minus 2.5.
38:41Jerry.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Bad news.
38:44Pinky.
38:45Yo, it's bad.
38:46It's in trouble.
38:47It's bad, dude.
38:48It's in trouble.
38:48It's bad.
38:49The Texans are good.
38:50Texans are good.
38:51Just share with the audience.
38:52I have to cut off the tip, tip, very tip of my pinky.
38:55So, like, right above the bone.
38:57If what?
38:58The Texans win the Super Bowl.
39:03They can't win the Super Bowl.
39:04I hope so.
39:05They can make some noise, though.
39:06Yeah.
39:07That team is, that defense is so real.
39:09A little bit of noise.
39:10Might be the best defense I've ever seen.
39:13Their offense, though, is bad.
39:14Offense is bad.
39:15And so, the 9.5 is scaring me a lot.
39:18But, they're playing the fucking Cardinals, dude.
39:20I mean, Brissette's going to throw the ball 40 times.
39:22They'll have two picks.
39:23I'm taking the Texans in this game.
39:25I think they make a statement.
39:26I think they could put up 24 to 30 points against this team.
39:30I do think they cover the 9.5.
39:31I don't see the Cardinals putting up anything against them.
39:33Okay.
39:34So, 9.5.
39:35Okay.
39:35The Texans.
39:36You've got to cover 9.5 with a bad offense.
39:39They do.
39:39And can we talk real quick?
39:41Yeah.
39:41Yes.
39:41Yeah.
39:42It doesn't even have to be real quick.
39:44It doesn't.
39:45Take your time.
39:46Take your time.
39:47This is five games this year where Dalton Schultz has scored a touchdown, and they take it back.
39:53And we bet him every single time.
39:54Are you serious?
39:55Yes.
39:56Very serious.
39:57I bet him every week.
39:58Every week, Stu.
39:59He bets him.
39:59Dude, it's crazy.
40:00It's like the NFL doesn't want him to score.
40:03What was that?
40:04Is that from my jacket?
40:05It's from you.
40:06That scared the hell out of me.
40:08That's crazy.
40:08I didn't know what that was.
40:09I don't know what that was.
40:11I just don't know.
40:13I don't know.
40:15But you had it last week with me.
40:17Of course I did.
40:18So he scores a touchdown penalty.
40:20It could be like a holding, or it could be like illegal formation, offensive pass interference.
40:25It's garbage.
40:26It's crazy.
40:27That's rubbish.
40:27The NFL is against Dalton Schultz.
40:29Yeah.
40:29The NFL is against Dalton Schultz.
40:30You know what we're going to do?
40:31We're going to take him this week again.
40:33Okay.
40:33We're going to take him.
40:34I personally guarantee you.
40:36Oh!
40:37This is the week he scores.
40:40Okay.
40:40I promise you he will score.
40:42What are the odds?
40:44350 going to be.
40:45He's not going to score.
40:46Okay.
40:47Barstool Sports Advice.
40:48Week 15 in the books.
40:49Great show.
40:50I love you.
40:51God bless you.
40:51Week 16.
40:53How many weeks we got left, by the way?
40:55Well, we're doing week 16.
40:57Right.
40:57Week 17.
40:58Right.
40:59Then we're off of that.
41:00We're off of week 18.
41:03And then playoffs.
41:05First two rounds of the playoffs.
41:06First two rounds.
41:06So how many shows does that make?
41:08That makes four shows.
41:08Four more shows.
41:09Four more shows.
41:10Four more shows.
41:11We're going to miss you.
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