00:00Hello? Hello is that the makeup lady? In your makeup, yeah. I'm just wondering if you can help me? Yeah,
00:06what would you like to help with? I need my girlfriend Chardonnay to look beautiful for our school disco when
00:14we're out of lockdown. The school disco? How old are you? I'm 306 but Chardonnay's a little bit older, she's
00:21a cougar. I'm thinking maybe getting my makeup done as well, what do you think? Your makeup as well?
00:27I just want to look not too girly but maybe a little bit macho. Has your mummy told you to
00:34ring me? No, my mum don't know I'm ringing. And I speak to her because I'd have to ask your
00:38mummy, wouldn't I? She's in bed, she's fast asleep. Oh right, what about your daddy then? I don't know my
00:44dad. You don't know your dad? No. Do you know your boyfriend? I'm with my dog, he's Mathis. He's Mathis?
00:50Yeah. Are you one of my Nova's friends, Nova's free as well? Nova. Nova, are you coming to say hello?
00:56I think you've got all these friends on the phone.
00:58Hello? Hello, Nova. Hello, Nova. Is it your friend? What's her name? Mia. Mia? Is your name Mia? I'm a
01:07boy. What are you on about? I'm a boy. Hi, boss. Hi, Nova.
01:13You rang me asking me to do his makeup. Have you sent my number to somebody? Yeah. Yeah? That's my
01:19friend. It's your friend? Yeah. Alright. And this little boy wants me to do his makeup. Nova? What? Does your
01:26mum do your makeup? Yeah. Do you know my girlfriend Shard and I? Yeah. Do you know his mummy? Yeah.
01:32Who's his mummy's name because I'm going to try and ring her.
01:35It's Amy. Amy. Amy? No, that's me. Who's his mummy? Because Dad. What's your mummy's name? Mum. Does she not
01:44have another name that other people call her last?
01:46Uncle Barry calls a load of different names but I'm not allowed to say them. Mum! Can I get my
01:55makeup done? She said yeah. Is she awake now? Yeah. She just flies in bed. She used to watch Jeremy
02:03Kyle all the time. But now she just lies in bed doing nothing.
02:07I'm sorry. It should have been on Jeremy Kyle. She should have been on yeah. But they won't wet her
02:12up because she's got all her teeth.
02:16What's that amazing? Do you know what I'm doing? I just want a good strong jawline. I just want a
02:21good strong jawline. Do you want some contouring done?
02:23Yeah. And Shard and I, she needs loads of work doing. I'm always a bit awkward. Watch your mouth. You
02:30know that's my girlfriend.
02:33I'm sorry. But you're not wrong. She needs a full face doing. Do you want the full work?
02:39Yeah. She does. I just want a strong jawline. And maybe just do my eyelashes as well. Your eyelashes. Make
02:46your eyes pop a bit.
02:47Yeah. Because I've got beautiful eyes. All right. Okay. And how much money have you got to pay for your
02:52makeup to be done?
02:53I've not got that much money so. How much are you going to charge me?
02:57A hundred pounds. That's how much it's going to cost. A hundred pounds? Do you have that money? A hundred
03:02pounds it's going to be.
03:04A hundred pounds? Yes. Stay like robbery that is. Oh my god.
03:10I'm only joking. If you want your makeup doing for your school then I will do it for you. As
03:15long as your mummy says that's okay and she will come with you.
03:19Oh my god. Really? Yeah. That's fine. It's amazing. Thank you so much. I'm going to look beautiful aren't I?
03:26I know. You'll look really beautiful. But only if your mummy comes with you yeah? Yeah. Make sure my mum
03:30comes. I'll see if she'll get up. How long will it take?
03:34For you because you just want a strong job alive. It'll take about ten minutes. But if you want Shire
03:39made, everything doing is going to take me a couple of hours.
03:42A couple of hours? More like a couple of days. Right. I'm going to go because I need to go
03:47and tell my mum that we need to come there.
03:49Okay. Well make sure you tell your mummy. Tell her to ring me if she wants to book you in
03:53okay?
03:53I will do. And tell Nova I said bye bye. Nova. Your friend said bye bye. Bye. Bye Nova. Bye.
04:01See you soon. Love you. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye.
04:08Oh my god. Don't know Nova.
