00:00Hi, is this like the dating agency?
00:03Yes
00:03I'm just wondering if you can help me find love
00:07Find love?
00:07Yeah, got a girlfriend at the minute called Chardonnay
00:11and she just don't do anything for me
00:13You've got a girlfriend at the moment called Chardonnay?
00:15Yeah, she just don't do anything for me
00:18I'm looking for maybe an older woman
00:21Are you a woman or a man?
00:22I'm a man
00:23Are you a man? Sorry, sorry
00:25Oh my god, I've got no chance if people don't know who I am
00:29No, no, sorry, what's your name?
00:31My name's Tim, as in Timothy
00:33Tim and how old are you Tim?
00:35I'm three nearly six
00:36So I'm looking for a mature lady
00:39Does it really matter?
00:40I'm 26
00:41If you want
00:42Three nearly six
00:44So my girlfriend at the minute
00:46she's just not doing anything for me
00:49So I'm looking for a mature lady
00:51who may be able to look after me
00:53and cuddle me
00:54and tuck me in at night
00:58Oh dear
00:59Oh dear
01:00Okay, well, I'm not really sure we can help you actually
01:03Of course you can
01:03You can help anybody
01:05Love is for everybody
01:07But absolutely, of course love is for everybody
01:09But I'm not sure we can find something to tuck you in at night
01:12Do you work?
01:13I'm always working
01:14I'm always working
01:15I'm always working out what colours go with other colours
01:17to make another colour
01:18I'm in construction
01:20What do you do in construction?
01:29Build Lego
01:29Build Lego?
01:30Yeah, and sometimes my car now
01:34You've got to put things in the right places
01:36to make it work properly
01:39I bet like my heart
01:41Is that your heart?
01:42Heart!
01:43Your heart!
01:44My black bat flipping heartbeat
01:47It's not working because I've not got love
01:49and I want you to help me
01:51Oh dear, I'm so sorry
01:52I think you sound absolutely lovely
01:54and I'm sure you're going to be brilliant making your Lego
01:56and your Meccano
01:57I don't think we can find you love
02:00Shut your mouth
02:00You can find me love
02:02I'm such a catch
02:03I wonder why you're such a catch then?
02:05Because I'm dead sexy
02:10You sound very nice, I have to say
02:12I don't think we can find you love
02:14You can't
02:15Who am I really talking to?
02:17My name's Tim
02:18I just want loving
02:19Oh dear
02:20I want to treat someone light
02:22I want to treat them like a princess
02:24Like a princess?
02:26Yeah
02:26What about you?
02:27Are you up for it?
02:29Come on, who is it really?
02:31You're very funny whoever you are
02:32My name's Tim
02:33I just want some loving
02:35Sugar
02:41My name's Tim
02:52Spill it out
02:53Maybe if you go to Legoland
02:54You can make some Lego
02:56And you can see if you can find any other young people
02:58I'm too advanced for anybody there
03:00I'm my master at building Lego
03:03Women just aren't ready for me yet
03:05No, you're obviously very advanced in years
03:07I can tell
03:08Because I'm a big boy
03:09Yeah, I can tell
03:11Can you?
03:11You sound um
03:13Magical
03:14You do sound magical
03:15I do
03:16Because I want to get rid of my girlfriend Chardonnay
03:18Because she's just not for me
03:20Chardonnay?
03:21No, absolutely
03:22Because sometimes she picks her own nose
03:25Sometimes she picks her nose
03:26That's disgusting isn't it?
03:28It is disgusting and the name's Chardonnay
03:31Yeah
03:31I've seen bottles named after her
03:34Oh, they're wine bottles
03:35My mum says she loves Chardonnay
03:37But not my girlfriend
03:38No, no
03:39Not your girlfriend
03:43You are very funny
03:44Who are you?
03:45Come on
03:45My name's Tim
03:47Do you remember my name?
03:48What's your name?
03:49My name is Fenella
03:51Who?
03:52Fenella
03:53Philadelphia
03:53As in the cheese?
03:55The Philadelphia man likes to be spread
04:03Oh dear Tim, you are very funny
04:05I'm not saying that you like to be spread
04:07I'm just saying the Philadelphia likes to be spread
04:11Yeah, absolutely
04:12Of course it does
04:13So can you help me find blood then?
04:15Unfortunately not
04:16Well this has been a waste of my time hasn't it?
04:19Well it's been 8 minutes and 45 seconds
04:21It's quite a long time Tim isn't it?
04:23Obviously you're a very talkative Tim on the telephone
04:26You're a TTT
04:27My mum said that she's impressed by 8 minutes 45
04:30No
04:32I'm gonna go because you need to find love and you're not helping
04:35I'm not helping, I'm so sorry
04:37And I've got work to do as well
04:38But you've been very entertaining
04:40That's alright
04:41You go back to work and I'll try and find love
04:44Okay, bye
04:44I love you
04:45Bye
04:46I love you
04:47Oh
04:48She didn't love me
