00:00love you I'm gonna get the table I'm gonna get the cable ties on it
00:10that was a boy
00:14hello hi is this the sweet shop it is hi I'm just wondering if you can help me
00:21I don't know do you need help yeah you know like it's Valentine's Day next month
00:25yeah I'm looking at getting some sweets and chocolates for my girlfriend
00:30chardonnay okay I love you but not something says I want to commit my rest
00:40of my life with you okay to see what I mean something that says I love you but
00:47maybe like a broken heart okay if you do any chocolate with all that on it that's
00:53fine because I'll break the heart and I'll eat half of it and I'll give her the
00:57other half oh that's a good idea that is a good idea innit I'm full of them do you do
01:03cobstoppers yeah but only the little ones only the little ones yeah we don't do the
01:08massive ones oh because I was gonna give my mum a Mathis one so I can stop her from
01:14talking to me because she's always having a go at me that's terrible I know do you do sherbet yeah
01:20we do sherbet
01:21my uncle Barry he does sherbet it's in little white see-through bags he sells them to his friends
01:28oh that's nice of him I know he's dead nice like that his mate smackhead steve is around it all
01:34the time buying sherbet
01:36is he yeah that might be why they call him smackhead steve sure you should be called sherbet steve
01:43that's a good point a little bag like that he sells it for 30 pound i'm feeling a bit cheaper
01:49than that
01:50my uncle barry sells it by the gram how much do you sell your sherbet oh our sherbet's only 99p
01:56for 100 grams
01:5899p for 100 grams uncle barry i think we're on a deal here i don't think it'll give you the
02:05same reaction as the other sherbet
02:07surely i'll get a sugar rush off on both are you having sherbet now
02:13i could do with some but i've only got coffee do you do little chocolate mice no we don't do
02:19chocolate mice we only have real ones here
02:21why don't you bank one on the head and then cover it in chocolate all right i'm just full of
02:26good ideas
02:27do you do chewing gum yeah we do i'm gonna get a load of chewing gum and i'm gonna eat
02:32it
02:33and then i'm gonna throw it in my mom's hair that's harsh that'll really do a red in that won't
02:39it
02:39i'm sure yeah and she won't be able to shout at me because she'll have a mouth full of cop
02:44stoppers
02:44have you got any strawberry laces as well i've only got big laces left right perfect i'm gonna use them
02:51i'm gonna tie my mom up that way she won't be able to chase me because i remember going in
02:57my mom's room
02:57once and she was all tied up she had a blindfold on oh you know when you get them teeth
03:03teeth and gums
03:05have you got any of them we don't have them oh god i need some of them for me uncle
03:10barry has not got
03:11of the teeth when he smiles it looks like a piano so have you got loads of sherbet left we've
03:17got loads
03:18of sherbet left i'm thinking if yours is 99p for 100 grams i can sell one gram for 30 quid
03:26yeah with
03:27the help of my uncle barry yeah yeah yeah that'd be helping him out i could make a fortune you
03:33could if
03:33someone comes in and tries to undercut me yeah i've got loads of room to negotiate with aren't i
03:40loads of room absolutely tons what flavor sherbet's have you got i've only got fruit flavors or the
03:46american cream soda it's got a bit of a pink twinge to it no one called barry's is just proper
03:52white
03:53oh i like the way i'll be cheaper i'm missing i think that's purely through too much sugar quite
03:59possibly do you do the snakes sweetest snakes yes we have snakes i'm gonna put one of them on top
04:07of
04:07my mom's door and when she opens it i'm gonna get it to fall on her head i might fasten
04:13it to a brick
04:14so i'm gonna have a think about what i'm gonna get i definitely want some sherbet and i'll be able
04:19to
04:19flog that rapid definitely i'll come and get some sherbet i'll get some gobstoppers get some snakes
04:26get some cable ties not cable ties cable ties yeah i don't mean cable ties i mean laces
04:35and then i'm gonna plan what i'm gonna do with it you do that and now see you soon then
04:40all right
04:40thanks for your help no worries love you bye love you love you love you i'm gonna get my table
04:49cut i'm gonna get the cable ties on him
04:56he's a boy that was a boy i'm gonna get the cable ties on him
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