00:02Hello, I was just wondering if you can help me buy my mum something for Mother's Day because I've missed
00:09it.
00:11Yeah, that should be no problem at all. Were you looking for anything particular there?
00:16Just something nice for her because I missed it. I bought my dad something and it wasn't even Father's Day,
00:22it was Mother's Day. Stupid me, aren't I?
00:25No, don't worry. Let's have a quick look for you then and see what we've got. So, I mean, what
00:30sort of things do you think would be of interest to her?
00:33My mum, she got something off my dad, right, and I wouldn't have been able to buy it. My dad
00:40bought 20 cigarettes and I can't buy that.
00:44I was thinking something more personal, like a name on a lighter or something.
00:49I see. Well, let's have a quick look for you and see what we've got. I mean, we've got a
00:54range of, you know, quite a lot of different things on our gift section.
00:58Wow, okay.
01:00So, I'll just have a quick look and we'll see if we can find anything that might be suited for
01:04you there.
01:05Million. How much are we looking at? How much do you think it'll be? Because I've got £3.56 and
01:12I've been saving it up for weeks.
01:15Ah, I see. I mean, what's your sort of budget? What would you look to be spending there?
01:20About £3.56. That's all I've got. Because I had to buy some snack attacks, right? Because I was starving
01:26the other day. And I had to buy them out of my own money.
01:30Ah, I see.
01:32So, about £3.56. Something like that.
01:37Yeah, I see if that's what I mean, yeah. Erm, I'm just not going to quite go up now and
01:41see what we can spot.
01:42I'll probably be able to suggest something around that budget that's probably going to be quite suitable.
01:48About a holiday? Can I buy you a holiday?
01:52Say again, sorry?
01:53Can I buy you a holiday? I buy you a holiday, go on an aeroplane and get you a holiday.
01:59Do you do holidays for £3.56?
02:03A holiday? Yeah. A tickle a holiday?
02:08Well, you can't really buy a holiday through a theatre.
02:12Aww. What else have you got?
02:14Unfortunately, we've got, I mean, the range of products we've got. We've got, like, bracelets, jewellery, perfumes, clothing, you know.
02:24I might, I could get her some perfume. I could get her some perfume because she stinks.
02:30Yeah.
02:32That proper stinks.
02:33I wouldn't tell her that's why you're getting it.
02:35I won't say that, but my dad says she's a smelly arse anyway.
02:41Alright, well, maybe some perfumes would be a good option for you then.
02:45What would you recommend?
02:47Well, I'm just having a look here. See, I'm just going to see if we can see, if we've got
02:51anything that fits the budget there.
02:56£3.56, remember?
03:00Sorry, say again.
03:01£3.56. I can't spend a penny more than that.
03:06Yeah, to be honest, I don't think you're going to get any perfume through it like that.
03:09You might, well, you might be able to get, you might be able to get some type of chocolate or,
03:13like, eh.
03:15If I buy the chocolate, if I buy the chocolate, I'll eat them myself because I'm a pig.
03:21What we could do is we could gift wrap it for you.
03:24Oh, why?
03:25So that you wouldn't eat them yourself and that they're all nicely wrapped.
03:28So you wouldn't be able to get into them until, until your mother's opened them, you see.
03:31She better share them with me, aren't she?
03:33Oh, because I'll, I'll never roll otherwise.
03:36Yeah, well, probably the best thing to do, if you're near a John Lewis store, if you pop in and
03:43go to the gift section, we'll probably have some chocolates around there that might be suitable.
03:48Or, alternatively, you can go on to johnlewis.com and have a little browse on our gift section there.
03:55Okay.
03:56I'm not allowed on the internet.
03:58I'm not allowed on the internet anymore because the last time I was on it, I see something that I
04:03shouldn't.
04:04Oh, right, I see.
04:06And my dad shouted at me.
04:07You can get on that at all?
04:09Pardon?
04:10There's no way you can get access to the internet at all?
04:12No, we've been blocked on it.
04:14My dad's not paid the bill and we're not allowed on the internet anymore.
04:19Oh, I see.
04:20It was, it was really, really rude.
04:23If you can buy one of the John Lewis stores, you can always pop in and check out our gift
04:26section there.
04:28Okay.
04:29Do you want to know what I've seen on the internet?
04:33Say again, sorry.
04:34Do you want to know what I've seen on the internet?
04:37Yeah.
04:38It was boobies.
04:40You can have a little browse on it.
04:41It was ladies, boobies.
04:44Probably be quite suited for either.
04:46Oh, the massive tits.
04:48Oh, I didn't mean to say that.
04:51Say again, sorry.
04:52The massive boobies.
04:57Boobies on the internet.
04:59Oh, the massive.
05:00Yeah, you could do.
05:01Yeah, you could spend the full day in there, really.
05:04Yeah, I could do.
05:06Okay.
05:07So, I'll go and buy my mum some chocolates and if she don't share it with me, I'm going
05:11to punch her in the mouth.
05:12Is that my way?
05:14Alright then.
05:15Just make sure she has the first one, right?
05:20Yeah, I will.
05:20And then if she doesn't offer you one, then yeah, go ahead.
05:23Then I'll do the best.
05:23I'll break her legs.
05:25I love my mum.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Alright then.
05:29Well, yeah, that's probably the best thing to do for you there.
05:32Alright.
05:33So, everyone else might be able to help you in.
05:34No, that's everything.
05:35Thank you very much, mate.
05:38That's alright.
05:38You're very welcome.
05:39Have yourself a good evening.
05:41Bye.
05:42Bye-bye.
