00:00Hello, can I help you?
00:01Hi, is this the driving school?
00:03It is, can I help you?
00:05I want to learn how to drive.
00:07Yes.
00:08I've already had a little bit of practice in my red and yellow car.
00:12Yes.
00:13I'm hoping to drive dead, dead fast.
00:16Do you think you can help me?
00:18Um, he hasn't got any availability until December.
00:22Would that still be okay for you?
00:24That's fine.
00:26When I can pass my test, that'll be like a Christmas present for me.
00:30No, it can only fit you in to start driving in December.
00:34That's fine.
00:35I'll be able to pass by next December.
00:40Right.
00:41Um, do you live in Charlotte?
00:43I live at home.
00:44I just want to learn to drive dead, dead fast.
00:47Because when mum gets out of bed, I'll be able to run her over.
00:52I already know how to drive properly.
00:54With my brake and my clutch and my accelerator.
00:57I can find the biting point, dad easy.
01:00I'll sometimes bite me Uncle Barry.
01:03Right, whereabouts?
01:04Do you live in Chorley?
01:05Yeah, I live at home, yeah.
01:07Whereabouts in Chorley?
01:09Near the school.
01:10Which school?
01:11My school, stupid.
01:12Does your mum know you're making this phone call?
01:15My mum's in bed.
01:17She's snoring her head off.
01:19Really?
01:20Yeah.
01:21Can you drive?
01:23Yes.
01:24Yes.
01:25Do you drive dead fast?
01:26No, not fast.
01:28No.
01:28But efficient?
01:29You drive efficient?
01:30Yes.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Do you think the fuel prices are too high at the minute?
01:35Yes.
01:36I'm only asking because my red and yellow car don't have fuel.
01:40You just use your eggs and you go dead fast.
01:43And it's easy going downhill.
01:46And sometimes if I'm tired and I'm driving, I just fall asleep.
01:51And the worst thing that happens is I just crash into the slide because I'm only allowed
01:56in the park.
01:57Alright, bye bye.
01:58Don't go, I'll ring you back.
02:02Bye bye.
02:04I just want you to help me driving.
02:08Yeah, but...
02:13If you help me drive, then...
02:16I'd love to, but I think you're too young.
02:19I'm not too young.
02:20I'm 3-0-6.
02:21I'm a big boy.
02:22What car have you got?
02:24I've got a Mini.
02:25Well, I'll be able to drive that because I'm only Mini.
02:31I'm as big as a table.
02:33And when you say you've got a Mini, your Mini sounds as big as a table.
02:37So, I'll be sorted, won't I?
02:39You would, yeah.
02:41And I won't crash it, I promise.
02:43I'm going now.
02:45If I do crash it, you're insured.
02:50She's gone.
02:51She's gone to crash a car.
02:57She's gone.
02:58I'm going now.
03:01You
