00:00The actual landscape's Tom speaking.
00:02Hello, is this a gardener?
00:03This certainly is a gardener, yeah.
00:05I need a gardener to come and fix my garden.
00:09Okay, what's up with the garden?
00:11It's dead black, not flat.
00:13So when I'm playing football my ball just like rolls to the bottom.
00:17We can't be having that.
00:18When I'm playing football I have to be at the top of the garden and then the ball just rolls
00:23down hill and then can't kick the ball back up.
00:27Do you need somebody to come out and have a look for you then?
00:28Yeah, and I need other stuff doing like my paddling pool, the floor's not level so all the water just
00:36tips out.
00:37When you say the floor's not level do you mean just the grass needs cutting?
00:40The grass is long but all my water just pours out.
00:44Okay, how old are you?
00:45I'm three nearly six.
00:47Okay, does your mum and dad know you're phoning?
00:49No, I don't know my real dad and my mum's in bed.
00:52Does your mum not have any tools to do the garden?
00:55My mum do work, are you mad?
00:57Does she not work?
00:58No, she works on sleeping.
01:01Have you not got anybody else who can help you so you get it done for free?
01:05I've got an Uncle Barry but he won't do nothing.
01:08What do you mean do it for free?
01:09Aren't you gonna do it for free?
01:11We can't do it for free.
01:12Why don't you ask Uncle Barry if he'll give you an undo in the garden?
01:15Because he's not allowed round because we're in quarantine.
01:19Why don't you go in the garden?
01:20If you don't have little plastic tools, you can have a go.
01:23Nothing that's gonna fix this jungle.
01:25I need someone to come out, maybe cut the grass and I also need to come out and cut my
01:31mum's bush.
01:56Do you think it's best to wait for your mum to be out of bed to come and have a
02:00look at the bush and the grass?
02:01I definitely need the grass they're in.
02:04If I could just sort it out of my mum's bush.
02:06And my Uncle Barry's got some plants in the attic that need cutting as well.
02:09Plants in the attic?
02:11Yeah.
02:11Okay.
02:12Well, how long have they been up there for then?
02:13Oh, smells like for ages winter off.
02:16They might be a bit dead by now if they've been in the attic with no sunlight.
02:19Oh, they've got loads of light.
02:21They've got fans, they've got lights.
02:23He looks after him but they need cutting.
02:27Right, I'm not sure they're the sort of plants we're gonna be able to plant in the garden.
02:31No, they've never been in the garden.
02:33They've always been in the attic.
02:35And my girlfriend, Chardonnay, I'm always picking plants out of the garden for her.
02:40How old is Chardonnay?
02:41She's a little bit older than me.
02:43She's a cougar.
02:45She's a cougar, is she?
02:46Yeah.
02:48Do you think we should wait till your mum's up so I can speak to your mum about coming over
02:52and sorting the garden out?
02:54No, I'm the man of the house and I'm sorting it.
02:57You can fix the garden and then if you get a little bit of time you can sort out the
03:01plants in the attic.
03:03Do they need a bit of a crop?
03:04Yeah, he's got a full crop.
03:08Okay, well I'll sort the plants in the attic and we'll sort the grass out so you can play football.
03:13And do you think you can fix my seesaw as well?
03:16Yeah, we can have a look at your seesaw too.
03:18Good, and if you get a minute, do you want to go?
03:20Yeah, well it might be a bit heavy but I could give it a go with you.
03:23That'll be fun because I've got no one to play with.
03:25You might not be able to move me on the seesaw though but we can try.
03:29It's alright, I've had loads of practice trying to move my mum.
03:34Okay, no worries, well I'll come and see you then.
03:36Is this going to be that expensive?
03:38Maybe, maybe not.
03:39Well, maybe not, sounds better to me.
03:41Have you got a piggy bank?
03:43I've got a piggy, I call them mum.
03:46Right, well we can come and have a look for you anyway, certainly do that.
03:49And if you want paint, I've still got some chocolate coins from Christmas so you can have them.
03:54Okay, chocolate coins is fine, I like chocolate anyway.
03:56Perfect.
03:57I've just had a good idea as well.
04:00Go on.
04:00You can cut like a little hole in the back garden.
04:04I can sneak out and go to the park rather than walking all the way round.
04:08I'm sure your mum won't be very happy you did that.
04:10Well, she won't know she being bad.
04:12Right, well we'll come over and see you then.
04:14Okay, what's your name?
04:16My name's Tom.
04:16Oh, my name's Tim.
04:18Tim and Tom, there we go.
04:19Tim and Tom, are you my real dad?
04:22That very well could be.
04:23Oh my god, I think my real dad's a gardener.
04:28Alright Tim, well I'll see you very soon.
04:30I'll see you in the best dad.
04:32I love you.
04:33Love you.
04:34Love you.
04:35Love you.
04:36Love you.
04:36Bye my baby.
04:38Bye bye.
