00:00Good afternoon, this is Totler at Regional. How may I help?
00:03Hi, this is the recruitment company.
00:06It is indeed a recruitment company.
00:07I'm looking at getting a new job.
00:10And what kind of job are you looking for there mate? I've been very happy to help.
00:13Well I don't know because I've got loads of different skills.
00:17I just need to get a bit of money in because my mum's not working at the minute.
00:22And I'm the man of the house and I want to bring in some money.
00:26If you don't mind me asking sir, how old are you?
00:29I'm 306 but I've got loads of experience in different work.
00:35Okay, would you like to talk me through these different work experiences?
00:38So, I'm really good at drawing and I'm good at colouring in as well.
00:43I can stay in the lines and everything.
00:45Okay, I mean obviously you've said you're good at drawing.
00:48Does that mean you're really good at colouring in as well?
00:49I'm the best at colouring in.
00:51My teacher said, word for word, you're the best colouring in a rock I've ever seen in my life.
00:56Mate, do you know what? That's massively impressive.
00:59I'll tell you what, I'm absolutely awful at art and drawing.
01:01I've never been able to do it. So, that's great.
01:03So, you're a great drawer.
01:04I'm a great drawer but I will just say, if you ever need a little bit of help colouring in
01:09and stuff like that, I'm your man.
01:11Oh mate, help train me up and get me better, yeah?
01:14Yeah, it's £45 an hour.
01:17No problem. Do you know what? Our marketing team could really use that type of enthusiasm and creativity.
01:22Do you reckon you'd be interested in coming down to meet with them?
01:24Do they want to come and meet me?
01:26I will try and squeeze them in around my schedule because I'm very busy at the minute.
01:32It's Valentine's Day next month.
01:35That's right.
01:35I'm in the middle of a project making my girlfriend Chardonnay a beautiful card.
01:41Hang on a minute, hang on a minute. You've got a girlfriend. How have you managed that?
01:45I'm also good at construction.
01:48It's funny you should say that because I look after the construction here at Regional
01:52and I could definitely use somebody with your sort of enthusiasm.
01:55What part of construction is it that you enjoy?
01:57Lego.
01:58Mate, have you ever played with Meccano?
01:59Don't talk to me about Meccano.
02:01My older brothers were the Meccano Masters.
02:04I'd go as far as to say we would have a Meccano up and I reckon I could beat you
02:08on that.
02:08Oh, shut your mouth.
02:09I can make the bestest windmill you've seen in your life.
02:13I've actually made Hogwarts from Lego.
02:16That's impressive.
02:18Somebody appreciated it.
02:19My girlfriend didn't and left me the next day.
02:21It's your loss then, innit?
02:22Exactly.
02:23Listen, if you built me Hogwarts out of Lego, I would end up in a relationship with you.
02:31Unfortunately, that's not something that could happen.
02:34It would be highly illegal.
02:35Why?
02:35Because you're underage and I'm an adult and you also have a girlfriend.
02:40It wouldn't be very fair on her, would you?
02:41What? She doesn't know doesn't hurt her?
02:43High five, mate.
02:44I would high five you right now.
02:46Let's stop talking about Chardonnay.
02:48Let's get me a job.
02:49Let's forget that we mean...
02:50Let's talk about my future.
02:52Yes, exactly that.
02:54I'm good at arts and crafts.
02:56I'm good at construction.
02:58I've just had a bit of a brainwave.
02:59You could actually be marketing for the construction division.
03:02How does that sound?
03:03Talk to me about figures.
03:05Do you want to do this in money-to-values or are you happy to be paid in suites?
03:09Money!
03:09Don't cover me with your suites!
03:12I'm not trying to buy you with your suites, but I'll untied you for a second, innit?
03:15You've got to think about that, Ben.
03:16I did have to think about it.
03:18I'm talking about brass buttons there.
03:20That's absolutely fine, mate.
03:21Obviously, with your mum's situation as well, we've got to make sure the bills are all paid up on me,
03:24chat.
03:25Yeah, I didn't think about the bills.
03:26Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
03:29Surely you must give some to your mum as well.
03:31Listen, I don't think we can continue this conversation.
03:35What she doesn't know, doesn't know how to, does it?
03:36You're absolutely right.
03:38What would you spend your money on?
03:39I'm more interested in cars.
03:41Maybe a holiday to Bucklings, maybe.
03:44What about Disneyland?
03:45Does that not interest you at all?
03:46Yeah, it does, but I'm a bit scared of a six-foot duck.
03:50Yeah, yeah.
03:52But I don't blame you.
03:53I had a nightmare once.
03:54I'm absolutely mortified.
03:55You'll never catch me near one again.
03:56I like Donald Duck.
03:57And I like Mickey Mouse.
03:59It's that goofy one I don't trust.
04:00Let's just discuss Disney for a minute.
04:03So Donald Duck wears a waistcoat, right?
04:06Yeah.
04:06And that's it.
04:07But when Donald Duck gets out of the bath, he puts a towel around his waist.
04:12Why does he do that?
04:13It makes no sense when he's naked for the cartoon anyway, isn't it?
04:16Exactly.
04:16And what is Goofy?
04:18Is he a dog?
04:19Is he a man?
04:20It's a tough one.
04:21People think he's a cow.
04:22However, I think Goofy is actually a dog.
04:24I think Goofy's my mum.
04:25That could make me your dad.
04:27Right, I've got to go.
04:29See you later, buddy.
04:30It's been a pleasure.
04:31I'll start work on Monday.
04:33I'll start making a fortune.
04:35I'll get my mum out of bed and then I'll buy you a chomp.
04:38Can I change it for a curly word, eh?
04:39If you want.
04:40What's your favourite chompter?
04:41Probably a double decker.
04:43Funny you should say that.
04:44We've got one in the fridge.
04:45Save the double decker for me and I'll see you on Monday.
04:48I'll save it for you.
04:49Perfect.
04:49Are you my real dad?
04:51To be honest with you, I'm having a few dads.
04:53Without a DNA or without face to face or something or a drawing,
04:56it would be hard for me to distinguish.
04:58Are you good looking?
04:59No.
05:00No, the office has just shouted no.
05:02You're not my dad then.
05:04Right, I'll speak to you in a bit.
05:06Later.
05:06Love you.
05:08Love you, bye.
05:08Love you, bye.
05:10Got myself a job, mate.
