00:00Good afternoon Antichrist, I'm speaking.
00:02Hello, is this the recruitment company?
00:04It is, yep.
00:05I'm just wondering if you can help me find a job.
00:08Right, okay. What kind of work is it you're looking for?
00:11Anything really, because my mum said that I've got to start bringing some money in.
00:16Okay, fair enough.
00:18Because she's not.
00:19Is she not?
00:20No, she's not doing anything, so I'm wondering if you can help me find work.
00:24Okay, what kind of background do you have?
00:27I went to school.
00:28Okay, what did you do at school?
00:30We did colouring, we did play time, we did golden hour.
00:39What's your name?
00:40My name's Tim. I did really well in colouring. I didn't go out the lines or anything.
00:46Right, okay, brilliant.
00:47Professional.
00:48You're professional at colouring are you?
00:50Yeah, don't go out the lines or anything.
00:52There was this other girl in my class and she tried copying my colouring.
00:57Did she?
00:58Yeah.
00:58Did she go outside the lines though or?
01:00She did a bit and I laughed at her for going out the lines.
01:04Well, she shouldn't be going out the lines then should she?
01:07Well, maybe you've had more practice than she has.
01:10Probably.
01:11Yeah.
01:11She spent most of the time eating crayons.
01:14Did she?
01:15Yeah.
01:17What do you think I'd be good at?
01:19Um, I think if I had a job that was a professional colouring job I think you'd be really, really
01:24good at that.
01:25Yeah, I agree.
01:26Is the pay alright though? Does it pay well?
01:29It's not the best pay, I will be honest.
01:31But, you know, it will give your mum some money while she's not doing anything.
01:35Let's move away from that if it doesn't pay well.
01:38What about, I've got good social skills.
01:41Have you?
01:42Okay, you do sound like you'd be very good at talking to people.
01:45Yeah, cause I was always the go to guy at play time.
01:49Okay, yeah, well that's a really good thing to be, most definitely.
01:53So, would you be good at caring for people?
01:55Yeah, I care for my mum most of the time.
02:03Oh, okay, fair enough.
02:05So, sometimes when you do stuff where you have to care for people, you have to wipe people often.
02:09How would you feel about that?
02:11I'm not doing that.
02:15That's definitely not for me.
02:16I had to wipe my Uncle Barry's bum once, cause he came home from the pub drunk.
02:21Oh dear, too many beers, was it?
02:24It looked like it, yeah.
02:26Oh gosh.
02:28Let's move on, cause it's bringing back bad memories.
02:31Okay, well let's not talk about that then.
02:34I feel sick now.
02:35What do you think I'd be good at?
02:37Um, so, to be honest, I'm not really sure.
02:40So, maybe you'd be good in a customer service job where you're talking to people and helping them,
02:45rather than wiping their bottoms.
02:47That sounds promising.
02:48How does that pay?
02:50Um, the pay on that is okay.
02:51And will I be speaking to different people?
02:53Yeah, you would be speaking to different people, yeah.
02:56Interesting.
02:57What would I be talking to people about?
02:59It could be all sorts of different things.
03:01You could be talking to them about insurance, delivery, buying things.
03:06It could be all sorts of different things.
03:08What about football?
03:09Um, no.
03:10Probably wouldn't talk to people too much about football, unless you spoke to a customer
03:14that wanted to talk to you about football.
03:16Do you want to talk to me about football?
03:18I don't really want to talk to you about football.
03:21It's not something that I know a lot about.
03:23Maybe customer service isn't best for you?
03:26No, you're probably right there, actually.
03:28So, what sort of job do you want?
03:30That's a very good question.
03:32I don't really know the answer to that one.
03:33I'm still trying to work it out.
03:34Well, maybe I could get you a job.
03:37Yeah, that's a good idea.
03:39What sort of job would you get for me?
03:40Do you want to come and clean my room?
03:42No, I won't do that.
03:43I'll come and do some colouring for you, though.
03:44I don't need any help with that at all.
03:47I'm perfect at it.
03:48Have you got any wrapping jobs?
03:51Any wrapping jobs?
03:53Yeah.
03:53What, as in like M&M style wrapping?
03:55Well, yeah.
03:56I'm good like that.
03:58Are you?
03:58Okay.
03:59Well, give me a little wrap then, and we'll see if you're good at wrapping.
04:02I could do bee boxing as well.
04:04Do you want to hear that?
04:05Yeah, go on then.
04:06Okay.
04:07Are you ready?
04:07I'm ready.
04:08Okay.
04:15My name is Tiny Tim.
04:19My mum puts me in the bin.
04:24I am clever.
04:26I'm not thick.
04:29I have got a really big dog.
04:36Yeah, you're pretty good, I have to say.
04:39I know.
04:39Do you want to give me a job wrapping?
04:42Yeah, I think I would give you a job wrapping.
04:44Definitely.
04:45Just kick M&M out.
04:47I don't need them anymore.
04:48You've got me.
04:49Rightio.
04:50Brilliant.
04:50I am pretty good, aren't I?
04:52You definitely are, yeah.
04:53Can you do wrapping?
04:55I can't really wrap.
04:56I can just wrap presents.
04:57I can't really wrap.
04:58You can wrap presents?
05:00I can wrap presents, yeah.
05:02Oh my god.
05:02Do you work for Father Christmas?
05:04No, but I was thinking about applying.
05:06Are you an elf?
05:07Not quite, no.
05:08But, you know, I might apply to be one of his giant elves.
05:11I don't think he has in there.
05:12Because we've done a bit of research about Father Christmas.
05:15And you might just have to take your legs off.
05:18And then you...
05:18I have to what?
05:19Take my head off?
05:19No, take your legs off.
05:21Not your head.
05:22Oh, right.
05:23It's not Game of Thrones.
05:25Oh, okay.
05:26Just take your legs off and then you'll be dead short.
05:29Oh, right.
05:30Then you can be an elf then, can't you?
05:33Yeah, yeah.
05:33I might try that actually.
05:35That would be a good job, wouldn't it?
05:36It would.
05:37This just feels like I'm getting you a job now and you're not getting me a job.
05:41I know, yeah.
05:43I must be in the wrong job, I reckon.
05:44I'm gonna go down the rapper's route and then you can go down the rapper's route yourself.
05:50Different...
05:50Yeah, that's it.
05:51We'll go down the different rapping routes.
05:53Different avenues.
05:55Obviously, I'm gonna be making more money with my album sales and everything.
05:59I'll be making people happy.
06:00I'm happy with that.
06:01I'll make people happy.
06:03You might make them a bit miserable, actually.
06:04Rapping is quite miserable, isn't it?
06:06Wow.
06:06They say lots of naughty words and different things.
06:09Well, I won't be saying naughty words.
06:11I'm not allowed.
06:12No, good.
06:13Because my mum, she'll go mad.
06:15Will she?
06:16Yeah.
06:16Can you stay away from those naughty words, then?
06:18I will do.
06:19And you make sure you do good at rapping, okay?
06:22Alright, I will do.
06:23If you do good at Christmas, you might get a present wrapped by me.
06:26Oh, yes.
06:28Well, thank you very much and you have a good day, okay?
06:31You're welcome.
06:32You too.
06:33Good luck with your rapping.
06:34Bye.
06:35Love you.
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06:44Oh, she don't move me.
06:46Ah, she don't move me?
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