00:00Dear your highness, future grandma, I'm just writing to you because I have been
00:07hearing about the current affairs of Prince Harry and Meghan. I have a great
00:12idea, I'm hoping you think it's good as well. First, so you know a bit about me I
00:20live with my mum who doesn't get out of bed. Her favourite pastime is wrestling
00:28and eating like a pig. She's my queen but I am not her prince and Uncle Barry also
00:38lives with us. Not my real uncle but he definitely is not my king but he has
00:47teached me some skills about gardening from his plants up in the attic. That's
00:53the only nice thing I can say about him. I feel that this opportunity has my
00:58name written all over it. That's why I suggest I become the new Prince of
01:04England aka Prince Tiny Tim. I'll be a great leader. I sometimes am the leader in PE
01:13and a great grandson to you grandma. I have experience in being a leader as a lot of
01:21my friends especially Ben from year 3 are my minions. I can also replace Meghan with my
01:28long-term girlfriend Chardonnay. She has great speech skills except a lisp and she
01:40can't pronounce the T's and I feel like she'll be an inspiration to other women as
01:47she is a high achiever. She was probably trained at three and she can write a name.
01:53Brilliant. We may have to get her a crown specially ordered as her head is Mathis. I'm sure you
02:00could get this from Palm World and if you're worried about money I can buy it out of my spends.
02:07You can even tell everyone I'm Harry if you like as I'm also ginger and therefore don't look much
02:14different except for the age gap. If anything Chardonnay says I'm more handsome.
02:22Don't worry about giving me my own arse as I'm happy with the red and yellow car that I've already
02:28got.
02:28It does need windows putting in though if you want to go halves. Also no need to worry about a
02:35crown as I've already
02:36picked my own. I want to work my way up the ladder and hopefully one day I can give a
02:43Christmas speech. Looking forward to you writing back. Lots of love Tiny Tim aka Prince Tim your grandson.
02:54Love you. Bye.
