00:00Hi, is this the delivery guy?
00:03Yeah, we're a transport company.
00:05I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:07Okay.
00:08You know like we're on lockdown at the minute and people aren't allowed out?
00:13Yeah.
00:13Are you allowed out?
00:15We're allowed out because we're classed as key workers.
00:17Oh that's amazing and I'm just wondering if you can deliver something for me.
00:22Sure.
00:23What is it you want coming?
00:24I don't want anything going but I want it coming.
00:27I want six chicken nugget meal.
00:30Because all the McDonald's are short.
00:33I've not had chicken nuggets for ages and I'm proper starving.
00:39Who's this?
00:40My name's Tim.
00:41I just want a McDonald's.
00:44With a chocolate milkshake.
00:46I want a McDonald's, Tim.
00:47So if you can get a McDonald's then you can get yourself one.
00:54I'm three nearly six and my mum, she's in bed.
00:58Oh that's a good idea.
01:00Maybe you could deliver my mum to the shop so she can go and get some milk and bread.
01:05There's something we can do for you Timmy.
01:07I don't know where we're going to get chicken nuggets from because all the McDonald's are short.
01:12Well you're the driver, you go somewhere and get it.
01:16I'll have to look at me contacts.
01:21Yeah, you getting your contacts and you ring Ronald.
01:25Get him to send me some chicken nuggets and you deliver them.
01:28Where do you want to drop it off to?
01:30In my bedroom.
01:37Right, okay.
01:38So how much McDonald's do you want because that depends on the size of the vehicle.
01:42Or have you got a big wagon?
01:44I've got a very big wagon.
01:45Right, fill it.
01:47I just want one McFlurry because I can't eat two.
01:51So you want me to fill it with just chicken nuggets with one McFlurry.
01:56You know what?
01:57You've got it all up here you have.
01:59That's exactly what I was thinking.
02:02You can have one as well if you want.
02:03I really do appreciate that.
02:04Just the one as payment.
02:06How's that?
02:06Just one chicken nugget, please.
02:12One nugget.
02:13What we'll do is we'll send you an eight...
02:18We'll send you an 18 tonner for all your chicken nuggets and all it'll cost you is one chicken nugget.
02:23Deal.
02:24I need to get hold of me contacts to see if I can get hold of Ronald McDonald's so we
02:28can sort these chicken nuggets out.
02:29It might take me an hour or so but I'll have to get back to you.
02:33That's perfect.
02:34But I do need another favour of you.
02:37Okay.
02:38My Uncle Barry has got loads of plants in the attic and he needs a little bit of help shifting
02:44them.
02:44There are his words, not mine.
02:46Plants in the attic, are they?
02:47Yeah, and they're smelling funny.
02:49They're very special plants.
02:50They are to him.
02:51He spends a lot of time with his plants.
02:53I bet he does.
02:55Yeah.
02:59And Uncle Barry said that he needs to get him to his mate, Smackhead Steve.
03:18Oh my days!
03:20I might not be able to...
03:24Smackhead Steve, eh?
03:26Yeah!
03:26That's his best friend!
03:28Yeah, I bet he is.
03:29That's a sketchy one, that's him.
03:30I'd have to look into that because you may need a specialised vehicle with heating and the right temperature inside
03:36for those specialist plants.
03:38Let me just write this down for you.
03:40So we need to contact Ronald McDonald for a truckload of chicken nuggets.
03:44Yeah!
03:44And one McFlurry.
03:45Just the one because I can't eat two.
03:48You've got to have barbecue sauce with it too.
03:50Yeah, I want barbecue sauce, ketchup and sweet chilli.
03:53Right, how many of those?
03:55Well, how many chicken nuggets have I got?
03:57A few cases in there for you.
03:59Yeah, I need loads of dips.
04:00And then I need to locate a specialised vehicle.
04:04Yeah.
04:05With the right temperature to transport these special plants to...
04:09Was it Smackhead Steve?
04:10Smackhead Steve, yeah.
04:12Right, okay to me.
04:14Right.
04:16Also, I need some flowers delivering to my beautiful girlfriend Chardonnay.
04:22That's a lovely name, Chardonnay.
04:24Right, okay.
04:25She's like a fine wine.
04:26Is she?
04:27Yeah.
04:28I think we're going to struggle getting flowers so I don't want the florists to open at the night.
04:31No, I ain't got the flowers.
04:33I've got flowers in my back garden.
04:35I've got buttercups.
04:37What else have I got?
04:39Dandelions.
04:40I've got some weeds.
04:41A bit of weed as well.
04:42I've got weeds.
04:43It sounds like your uncle's got a weed problem as well.
04:46How do you know?
04:54How are you killing me, sir?
04:56Sorry, I don't want to do that.
05:00I'll get the beautiful flowers from the back garden.
05:03And when do you want them delivering to Chardonnay?
05:05Soon as.
05:07Right, we can dispatch a small one to you today.
05:09Oh, thank you so much.
05:10Oh, this is the best day ever.
05:12I'm having a McDonald's delivery to me.
05:15Yeah, boy.
05:19Wait, I'm going to have to go.
05:21I need to pick the flowers.
05:22Alright, you pick them flowers and tell your uncle and smackhead Steve everything.
05:27Alright, I'll tell him.
05:32Can I just ask you?
05:34Yeah.
05:34Are you my real dad?
05:41It's gone.
05:42I don't think it's my real dad.
05:44My real dad...
05:45Yeah.
05:45Yeah.
05:46It's gone.
05:49I'm going to have to go.
05:49You
