00:01Hi, I'm in a lot of trouble. I was upstairs, playing with my kitchen in my bedroom and I've spilt
00:08fruit fruit all over my cooker.
00:10Who is it?
00:11My name's Tim. Is that something that you could help me with?
00:14Can you just start another minute please?
00:16Yeah.
00:26I'm sorry I don't know a Tim and I can't help you.
00:30It's really not going to know me are you?
00:32I've got fruit fruit everywhere. My mum, when she sees me, she's going to go mad.
00:37Okay.
00:37It's not okay. You don't know my mum. She's going to flippin' go mental at me.
00:43I'm sorry I can't help you, darling. I'm at work.
00:46Oh, leave work and come and sort my kitchen out.
00:49Really?
00:50Yeah. I'll have to pinch my Uncle Barry's car to pay off.
00:55Right, okay. You'll have to pinch Uncle Barry's car off you.
00:57Yeah, and then I can pay. Okay.
00:59Or, I can raid my copper jar and you can get paid in cash in hand.
01:03You've got everybody giggling in the office, eh?
01:05It's not left in my house. Mum's going to kick me head in.
01:12Oh, I'm sure she won't sleep that.
01:14She don't know my mum. She's going to go mental.
01:17Is she?
01:18Yeah, she kicked off the other week because I was pouring cereal.
01:22And I've got some of this. Who's ringing the doorbell there? Is that my dad?
01:25Yeah, but your dad's just sitting up.
01:31Do you want a seat to him?
01:33Tell my dad that he owes me a load of money.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Because you've not seen him for three, nearly six years.
01:39Right.
01:40And my mum, she told me that he left to get milk and he didn't come back.
01:45Okay. Oh dear. How sad.
01:46Instead of saying how sad it is, let's talk about the-
01:50You want me to come to your house and clean up your fruit sheet?
01:52Well, I'm sorry that's not going to happen.
01:55You're going to let my mum kick me head in?
01:57She's not going to kick your head in. Go to your neighbour.
02:00I'm not allowed out my room.
02:01You definitely won't be allowed to let me in your house then, would you?
02:04If Uncle Barry's allowed to sell plants out of the attic and Smackhead Steve can come round,
02:09then you can come round and clean the kitchen.
02:11Okay. I'm going to have to put you on hold. Just hold on a moment.
02:17I'm going to give me a kitchen and I'm on hold.
02:22Oh, she's just un-goop now. Give me a kitchen for a messy kitchen now.
02:26Hello, stay bright.
02:28Hi. I'm just wondering if you can help me.
02:30I've got a kitchen in my bedroom and I've spilled juice all over my oven.
02:37Who's this?
02:38My name's Tim. I don't want my mum shouting at me.
02:44Okay. Kim?
02:45Yeah.
02:45Yes. And what have you done, Tim?
02:48I spilled my fruit fruit on my cooker in my bedroom.
02:51I was playing and then I just spilled fruit fruit everywhere.
02:55And my mum's going to go mad.
02:58Hi, Tim.
02:59Hello.
03:00Hi. I'm afraid I can't help with that.
03:03Why? I thought you cleaned ovens.
03:06Okay, Tim. I'm going to go now.
03:08And you're not coming to clean the oven?
03:09No.
03:11My mum's going to go mad at me.
03:14Is she?
03:15Yeah. Thanks for that.
03:16Alright. Bye.
03:18Love you.
03:19My oven's a mess.
03:21Hello. I'm Sir Lovington.
03:22Hi. Is this the oven cleaners?
03:24It is.
03:25I'm just wondering if you can help me.
03:27I was upstairs playing with my kitchen and I've spilled fruit fruit all over my cooker.
03:33Okay.
03:34Are you able to clean it for me?
03:36Yeah, but not for about two months.
03:38Why?
03:39I'm fully booked.
03:40Sorry, I can't help.
03:41Definitely not. Can you just like come round in a bit?
03:43No. Sorry.
03:44I'll be your best mate if I do.
03:46Okay. Thanks. Bye.
03:48Alright. Bye.
03:50It's going to kick my head in.
