00:00Thank you for calling for customer services. My name is Tom. How can I help you?
00:03Have you got any kids shows that I'm allowed to go and watch?
00:07For example, Lion King.
00:08Have you got Lion King?
00:10We have Lion King. We have Toy Story 4.
00:13Have you seen it?
00:14No.
00:14You've not seen Lion King?
00:16If you want to see Lion King, it's 5 o'clock, 7.50 p.m.
00:20That's too late for me. I'll be in bed by then.
00:23Have you got the new clown film?
00:25Yes, we have it. Today in 1.50.
00:28Am I able to watch it?
00:30What is your age?
00:31I'm 3, nearly 6.
00:33No, it's impossible. Only kids after 15 years old can watch it.
00:39Awww.
00:40But it's got a clown in it. And I see clowns all the time. My Uncle Barry's a clown.
00:45It's only for the adult who is older than 15.
00:48I'm a big boy. I should be allowed to watch it.
00:51But the staff member will definitely check your age.
00:54What about if I just sneak in? What about if I buy them a Tango Ice Blast?
00:57And then they just let me in. Sneak me in.
01:00I don't know. Maybe you can try.
01:01Maybe I'll just like sneak under the legs. And then crawl in.
01:05And then watch the clown.
01:06Maybe.
01:07What about if I give them some money?
01:09No, no, no, no. Even with the adult you cannot go in.
01:13What about if I just like get them in a headlock and say let me in.
01:17And then they have to let me in then because I'm dead strong.
01:20No, no, no. It's impossible.
01:21Nothing's impossible.
01:23What if I kick them in the ghoulies?
01:25And then I can just run in then.
01:27You can go to the cinema and try.
01:29It depends on the top number.
01:31If they're not very tough then I can just like run in, can't I?
01:35Of course.
01:36Have you seen Frozen?
01:37No.
01:38No.
01:38Do you not know the song in Frozen?
01:41Let it go.
01:43Unfortunately no.
01:45You've definitely heard the song Frozen.
01:48Let it go.
01:49Sing it with me and then I'll go then.
01:52Let it go.
01:53Let it go.
01:55You better let me in for free.
01:58Also we have Aladdin 4.
01:59Toy Story 4.
02:00Toy Story 4?
02:02Do you know what Buzz Lightyear says?
02:04Lion King?
02:05No.
02:05Buzz Lightyear.
02:07Do you know what it says?
02:08Voice.
02:09No.
02:10We didn't have such movie.
02:11What?
02:12You know Buzz Lightyear about the Toy Story?
02:14No.
02:15I didn't watch it.
02:16Everybody knows Buzz Lightyear.
02:18He goes to infinity and beyond.
02:21Can you say that?
02:22No.
02:23No.
02:23Okay then.
02:24Anything else I can help you?
02:26No.
02:26I'm just going to try and sneak in.
02:28Thank you very much.
02:29Thank you too.
02:30Have a nice day.
02:30And you.
02:31Love you.
02:32Bye.
02:35Jesus Christ.
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