00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies.
00:24Courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:33These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
00:38Into this world of unknown danger, they lie
00:44There's a galaxy ranger's huge in the sky
00:48No, there's no glory
00:51Oh, I didn't understand
00:53I'm ready to prove it again
01:20I don't know what he's got, and I don't care.
01:23Let's take care of Carson while he's sick and forget Fitz Morris
01:28Who put you in charge, Deft?
01:31I say we wait until Fitz Morris returns
01:37Forget Fitz Morris?
01:39Ah! Fitz Morris!
01:43What could you have possibly be making my sweet debt?
01:49Oh, forgive me Fitz Morris, we have a very serious problem and I didn't think it could wait.
01:55Fitz Morris, it's Wildfire
01:57Wildfire? What about Wildfire?
02:00He's out of his mind with space fever
02:03Hmm, that is a problem, isn't it?
02:07Just send you all the blue fire machinery from his ship and bring it to me
02:23Cody? Wake up, Cody!
02:27What in tarnation?
02:34Where's my goods?
02:40Ah, here we are
02:41Birdie, I don't know what I'd do without you
02:44I need that blue fire generator
02:47I'm afraid Cody is expendable much as I like you, Desperado
02:53Deft?
02:54You seemed eager to dispose of Wildfire a moment ago
02:59I'm going to give you your chance
03:05Wildfire!
03:06You low-living
03:08Take care of Wildfire, will ya?
03:10I should've known better than to take up with varmints like you, Clowns
03:15Take care of Wildfire!
03:17I'll take the whole lot of you, Clowns
03:26Cody!
03:28You're sick!
03:29Let us help you
03:31We're your friends
03:34You Clowns have crossed me up one time too many
03:37You side-wagging no good pack of dirty double-crossing!
03:46Hey!
03:48Get him!
03:49Stop that shit!
03:58Get him!
04:16Must protect the ship!
04:26I want that machine that's out there and find car sand!
04:34Captain, I'm picking up something very strange heading in our direction
04:38What is it, Nico?
04:40It's a ship, a small one, in some kind of a self-generated field
04:44What do you reckon the field is for?
04:47Protection of some sort is my guess
04:49Doc, check out the field
04:51Goose, fearship point 062 degrees, starboard
04:59There's something about that ship that seems familiar
05:03I think I can make out a name
05:05The Bug? No, the Buchanan!
05:08That's Wildfire Carson's ship!
05:11Wildfire Carson, that's just what I needed
05:14He's not responding to radio query, but I'm reading a faint life signal
05:18I think he's in trouble, Captain
05:20That figures, put out a tow beam on him
05:23What about that field, Doc?
05:25Seems to be relatively harmless, and besides, we can't leave him adrift
05:41Captain, some kind of energy backlash
05:49What's happening?
05:50I can't believe it, that blue field has infected our electric systems
05:55Ouch!
05:56Is it damaging the ship?
06:00Ouch! It seems to be gaining voltage
06:04I don't know where Cody came up with this, but it's ingenious
06:08It's the best pirate device I've ever seen
06:11It appears that the field infects and consumes electrical energy, Captain
06:16Like a virus
06:18It's really quite amazing
06:28Good thing our boots are insulated
06:32Gooseman, can you divert a little of this energy?
06:34I'll give it a shot
06:56There, that should do the trick
06:58Good one, Goose
07:00Goose, are you alright?
07:02Better than ever
07:03I'm gonna have to get some new shoes, though
07:06Good thing I wore clean socks
07:09Gooseman, get them out of here
07:12Who?
07:15Doc, I want you and Nico to suit up, go over there and find out what's going on
07:19Aye aye, Captain, we're on our way
07:33Q-Ball's Lock Blaster
07:39Well, I'll be, it works!
07:49It's stuffy in here
07:50It's stuffy in here
07:56Greetings, Wildfire
07:58Greetings, Wildfire
08:00Carson's aboard, sir, but unconscious
08:02Until we ascertain the cause, Captain
08:04We should be considered under standard quarantine
08:07Roger
08:10Don't forget, Doc, that Carson has a Type 4 shipboard robotics program
08:14Named Roberta, or RB
08:16I haven't forgot
08:18RB, are you here?
08:21Sorry about the blue fire field
08:24But Cody activated it
08:26Before he passed out
08:29And there was no way for me to countermand
08:32He's been terribly sick
08:34Will you be able to help him?
08:36That's what we're here for, RB
08:38Will you pump symptom data and medical history through our computer so I can do onboard analysis?
08:44Right
08:44How long has he been out, RB?
08:46Cody has been subject to intermittent periods of vivid hallucination, lucidity, and unconsciousness
08:53Since before leaving school
08:55Since when? Since where?
08:58Sorry, Doctor, that information is inaccessible
09:01Doc, Cody's waking up
09:02Doc, Doc, I knew you'd be coming
09:06Easy, Cody, I'm here, you'll be fine
09:09I told them they was messing around with the wrong hombre by Gumball
09:14I knew Doc Holliday would be along
09:17Doc Holliday? Who's that?
09:19Doc Holliday was a famous old American western figure
09:23Cody, listen to me, I'm Doc Hartford, not Holliday
09:28You don't have to hide nothing, Doc, Louisa here is a friend
09:33Louisa?
09:34Best saloon gal in the galaxy
09:36She can step on your foot, pour your drink, and spit your eye without breaking stride
09:42Sounds like fun, Cody
09:44Hey, according to this data, Cody is suffering from a very rare, reoccurring virus called the Don Quixote Syndrome
09:52Since it causes its victims to project hallucinations, Cody picked it up in the jungles of Pimwip
09:58Is it serious?
10:00Physically, it's no worse than a cold
10:02We just have to keep him out of trouble until it runs its course
10:07That's certainly easier said than done
10:10Zachary, I've got an analysis on Cody's problem
10:13He thinks I'm Doc Holliday
10:15And get this, he thinks Nico's some dancehall girl named Louisa
10:19Huh, what a laugh
10:21Who's he, Wyatt Earp?
10:23I remember Doc Holliday, an old 19th century myth
10:27Wasn't there a mid-20th century movie about him? With, who was it?
10:32Kirk Lancaster?
10:33Nah, it was Henry Mature
10:35What are you talking about?
10:39Here it is on the data pack
10:40There was a famous gunfight in Tombstone, Arizona at a place called the O.K. Corral in 1881
10:47Between Marshall Earp, Doc Holliday, and some of Earp's brothers on one side, and the Clantons and McClory's on the
10:53other
10:53It isn't quite clear who the good guys were
10:56Doc, we gotta get them vomits
10:59The bad night camp has got to be stopped
11:03Calm down, Cody
11:05Wyatt Tombstone can wait a while longer
11:08Don't you think we ought to bring Cody in for observation, Doc?
11:12Absolutely, Zachary, as soon as Louisa and I give Cody's ship the once-over
11:18And don't call me Louisa
11:21Gotta be there, high noon on Tombstone
11:29Doc, Nico, what's going on over there?
11:32Boys, saddle up and meet me in Tombstone
11:36What?
11:48We're locked into these coordinates
11:50You mean we can't turn back?
11:53Not till we get there, what I can't figure is, where are we going?
11:59There's nothing but empty rocks around here
12:02I guess we'll find out soon enough
12:04Captain, have you got our position?
12:06We're right behind you
12:09Well, we might as well enjoy the ride
12:11I always did like that about you, Louisa
12:14You always were a real fun-loving gal
12:17She sure is, Wildfire
12:20Why, do you remember the time when Weezy here got up on the table and I...
12:25That'll be enough of that, Doc
12:27Tell me, Bernie, how did you ever get to be such a wild, unruly hombre?
12:33Well, Louisa, the truth of the matter is
12:36One morning, I woke up and realized that every single time I tried to do right, it come up wrong
12:45I got the feeling that in spite of all your law-breaking and trouble-making, you're a pretty good old
12:50guy, Cody
12:51Well, Louisa, the trouble is my middle name
12:56I thought your middle name was Wildfire
12:59Approaching coordinates, estimated time of arrival, and...
13:03Why does she do that?
13:05Cause I've taught her never to say Blackwater
13:09Blackwater?
13:10Zachary, are you listening to this?
13:13Blackwater? I can't believe it
13:16I thought that Outlaw Rock was only a legend
13:18Legend or not, it's dead ahead
13:21Goose, send a message to Beta
13:24Tell him where we are and why
13:26Ask him for backup
13:27Aye, aye, Captain, right away
13:29Look, they're starting to decelerate
13:31We're going in
13:47Doc, if anyone finds out we're Rangers, we're dead
13:50Plus, Cody's out of his mind, he's sick
13:53We shouldn't have let him out of here
13:55I don't really think we can stop him, Louisa
13:57But you're right about the Ranger part
14:00Luckily, I found us a couple of costumes in the locker
14:03Why don't you see if this fits?
14:05If you think for one minute you're going to get me in this, this dance hall outfit
14:10You're crazier than Cody
14:12Better these costumes, Nico, than our Ranger uniforms
14:15First things first, let's go have us a libation
14:20Doc, are you and Louisa coming?
14:22I think it's about time we took a look around town
14:24You about ready, Louisa?
14:27Wow, something
14:29One more Louisa out of you and I'll get you where it hurts
14:39Come on, Doc, this year's the best water in whole west of the Bakers
14:49Be cool, Weezy
14:51Give me a double fettle gooshy and bang
14:54How about you, Doc?
14:57Uh, I'll have a ginger
14:59In a dirty glass
15:02The same for me
15:04Well, look who finally showed, our old pal Wildfire
15:08Yeah, and with friends
15:09I don't ever recall seeing either of them two before
15:13But the dude looks pretty shifty
15:15Go point, go out and tell Mitch Morris that Wildfire's back
15:25I wonder where them dirty dog Clampons might be
15:31Looking for us, Wildfire?
15:34Yeah
15:37I think we just found the bad guys
15:43Cody, Wildfire Carson
15:45I didn't think we'd be seeing you so soon
15:48How you feeling?
15:50Prime, just prime, you old horse thief
15:52And where might that side-winding daddy of yours be hiding himself?
15:57Old Ike Clampon
15:59Don't move, human
16:02I think it'd be a good idea if we went out and had a little talk with old Ike
16:08And wind up with a belly full of lead for my trouble?
16:11No thanks
16:12You know, there was a time when a man could count on his friends
16:16When a pal would watch your back instead of shoving a knife in it
16:19We were pals once, Tori
16:22What happened?
16:23You went soft, Cody, that's what happened
16:26And you ain't no good no more to nobody
16:28Runya punya
16:31You'd better smile when you say that
16:35Runya punya
16:39Wildfire
16:41Helpless old cripple
16:43Look at him, he can't even stand up
16:46Leave him alone
16:48You think you're pretty tough
16:50How a good-looking human like you ever got to be a friend of an old pile of sawdust and
16:57bones like Cody is beyond me
17:00Let's take him, boys
17:06You aren't taking anybody anywhere, slimeball
17:09Let them go
17:11Let them go
17:12And I mean now
17:15Let them go
17:17Cody, you okay?
17:20Thanks
17:22Galaxy Raiders
17:23We got them outnumbered
17:26Everybody scatter
17:45Wait for me!
17:48Why, you are...
17:51Going somewhere?
17:53What the hell?
18:18Oh my!
18:20This certainly is a mess!
18:35Well, what have we here, galaxy rangers?
18:39On Blackwater?
18:42Wildfire, I am extremely disappointed in you!
18:46First you steal my bluefire field generator, and then you bring the rangers to Blackwater!
18:55We will deal with you later!
18:58First, of course, we must deal with these rangers!
19:02These rangers saved my skin on more than one occasion, Fitz Morris, you old swamp frog!
19:09And if you want them, you'll have to go through me first!
19:13Fitz Morris, if I'm not mistaken, that's an Altarian dragon about 1200 years old!
19:23Go through you? Why, the pleasure will be all mine!
19:28Zack, do you see that pink spot midway down his chest?
19:32Altarian dragons are a mite ticklish right there, if I'm not mistaken!
19:53Oh no!
19:54Ha ha ha ha ha! Stop! Stop!
19:56Oh no! Stop!
19:57My chest back will be tickled back!
20:06Boy, the breath on that lizard. I wonder what he eats.
20:11Maybe Cody can tell us.
20:13Looks like Cody has high-tailed it out of here.
20:16Cody and every other wanted criminal in the galaxy.
20:19Oh, I don't think most of them are going to get very far.
20:22And why not?
20:24See, the reason we were a little late is because we had to make a stop at the parking lot.
20:36Goose, I hate to tell you this, but I think you forgot to use your wrench on one of their
20:41ships.
20:45Oh, no. Don't tell me I forgot the Jimmy Cody ship.
20:49However, could I have made such a mistake?
20:53It's a mystery to me.
20:57So long, Galaxy Rangers. Thanks for a whopping good time.
21:14Now and again
21:17We need a hero
21:19When something out there is more and more
21:22Riding the stars
21:24Gathering to ages
21:26Making it right with a phone to school
21:30This is a dream in the dark of the night
21:33Across the last one to hear
21:37That's a mystery to me
21:38Oh, no. Don't turn them back
21:39When the end is inside
21:40There's a drive to be gone
21:43A drive to be won
22:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
22:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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