00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:09This is Beta Flight Control. Ranger One is fueled and clear for liftoff.
01:24We're all set, right, Doc?
01:27And to think, they almost gave this mission a goose.
01:40All passengers for the S.S. Christie bound for Andor, please report to gate 1313.
01:45Final call for the S.S. Christie.
01:47Hey, Madonna, my peach. We are traveling on the finest, most luxurious space line of ever design.
01:56Oh, cute.
01:57Once we arrive on Andor, we'll be taken immediately to the defense center to tour the facilities.
02:03Fine. If this Andorian defense shield is all it's trumped up to be, I'll see that it's installed on Earth
02:11at once.
02:12There'll be no need for the Galaxy Rangers or Beta.
02:16That's nice, dear.
02:18Great. We have to protect Premier Dutch so he can put us out of a job.
02:22The Andorian planetary defense shield is vital for protecting Earth, no matter how much it costs.
02:28Maybe so, but I have the feeling this is going to be a long trip.
02:33Almost there, sir.
02:38Hey, wasn't that...
02:40Yeah, that's the furball that hangs out with...
02:43Here, Squeegee! Squeegee! Come here, you idiot purple furball!
02:48Well, if it isn't Captain Kid.
02:50What shady business do you have on Andor, Captain?
02:54Hey, even outlaws go on vacation.
02:57How rude.
02:58Come on aboard. The journey begins. Danger is lurking and death waits within.
03:03What was that?
03:05Don't worry, my plum. I'm sure he's traveling, Coach.
03:10Nimrod the Gamester, what's he up to?
03:12Probably no good, as usual.
03:15All passengers, final boarding for S.S. Christie.
03:39I have important work in my study. You'll be summoned if I need you.
03:44That suits me fine, QB. I mean, sir.
03:47Meh.
03:52And to think they almost gave this mission to Goose.
03:55Say, isn't that your room?
03:59That's strange.
04:00Maybe this is Dutch's way of saying thanks.
04:03I doubt that.
04:05I bet it's fruit. I love fruit.
04:08Pretty paper, ribbon and twine.
04:10Beware of gifts that might be thine.
04:13Come on already. I love surprises.
04:16This just doesn't feel right.
04:18Let me see.
04:30Okay.
04:31Still in one piece. And you?
04:33Oh, just Ducky. Can you get a fix on who sent us that thing?
04:36That's what I was doing.
04:41Doc, my power charge is gone.
04:44My charge seems to be working.
04:49Rangers!
04:54Well, that's great.
04:56What if someone should need our help?
04:58Help!
04:59Help!
05:00Over here! Help!
05:03Premier Dutch, it's the Galaxy Rangers.
05:06Doors open.
05:07Kubla Dutch, are you in here?
05:10What was that?
05:12I can't see with the lights out.
05:14Got it.
05:17Oh, no!
05:19Kubi!
05:21No shields for you! No shields for you!
05:25Got away!
05:27Come back here, you furball!
05:34Squeege, my little furry buddy.
05:37Freeze, Big Bird!
05:39Mixing business with pleasure, Galaxy Rangers.
05:43Where were you when Premier Dutch was murdered?
05:46Dutch dead?
05:47As if you didn't know.
05:50Aren't you a bit overdressed for bedtime?
05:53So are you.
05:54Yeah, but we didn't kill him.
05:56You can't go convicting me with wild guesswork, Hartford.
06:01Kid, we'll nail your feathers to the wall, so you better start squawking.
06:06I'll leave you a wake-up call. Good night.
06:08Good night!
06:11Good night!
06:20We're sorry about your husband.
06:25Would you like a glass of water?
06:27Thank you. I'll get it.
06:31What's that?
06:32The room service transporter.
06:34I can beam up anything I want from the ship's kitchen.
06:37We don't have one of them.
06:39They don't have them in coach.
06:43I still can't believe anyone would want to harm my Dutchie-Poo.
06:49I know it is hard to believe.
06:51But could anyone have gotten in his study?
06:53I don't see how.
06:55You needed a key card to get in.
06:57And only Goobla and Snivel had cards.
07:02Snivel, you say?
07:03I said that?
07:04Thank you, ma'am.
07:05You've been very helpful.
07:11Open up, Snivel.
07:13Nobody's home.
07:14Sure. Snivel gets a first-class cabin.
07:18Let's take a look inside before he gets back.
07:24Okay, guys. It's showtime.
07:26Come on. Pick the lock.
07:29How about you, Searchlight?
07:31Lifeline? Anyone at all?
07:34Come on, Doc.
07:35Oh. Well, if you want to open it that way.
07:43Doc, look what I found. The key card.
07:46I can top that.
07:49It's been fired recently. I can still smell the ozone.
07:56Halt in the name of the law.
08:03Get back here, you vigilante!
08:16Niko, where'd he go?
08:18What am I, psychic?
08:20You go that-a-way, I'll go this-a-way.
08:26Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28Not you again.
08:30Just what do you want here, Nimrod?
08:32I'll give you no grief, but a word to the wise.
08:35I tell you beware of the fiend in disguise.
08:38The man has struck once, he'll strike twice or more.
08:42So be ready for trouble from here to Andor.
08:45Hey! Don't give me that alien jive.
08:56Doc, in here!
08:58Snibble, give yourself up!
09:00No! Leave me alone!
09:02Don't send me back!
09:04Back?
09:06Who killed pre-man Dutch?
09:10I didn't do it! It wasn't me!
09:16Help!
09:20Quick, to the control tower!
09:22Snibble, hang on!
09:26Help! There's a dangerous killer loose!
09:31Hurry up, Doc! Hurry!
09:33I'm trying, but I'm running on manual, remember?
09:40Whoa!
09:44He'll be okay.
09:45I don't think he's the killer, Doc.
09:48What makes you so sure?
09:50Someone tried to prevent Snibble from talking to us.
09:54Oh, that's ridiculous!
10:03Well, I have been wrong before.
10:16All right, kid. This is your wake-up call.
10:21What's the meaning of this?
10:23Lose one of these lately?
10:25Breakfast?
10:28Where did you get that?
10:30From a wall about two centimeters from my head.
10:34Did you see who threw it?
10:36Oh, I suppose you didn't.
10:37Not my style, sweetie.
10:40Kid, we've got our eyes on you.
10:47Take a little to hen house.
10:49Take a little to hen house.
10:51Do you read?
10:52This is hen house.
10:53Go ahead, chicken little.
10:55Everything's proceeding as planned.
10:57The galaxy rangers are exactly where I want them.
11:01We're paying you a lot of money.
11:03Your plan better work.
11:05The kid is out.
11:06The squeeze is out!
11:11There's a killer on the loose, on the loose, on the loose, and he's gonna cook your goose, S.S.
11:19Christie.
11:20There's a killer on the loose, on the loose.
11:37It's impossible!
11:38Besides that, there is a simple key to solve this mystery.
11:43It is a clue that's not a clue, so search for it with care, for it will make its presence
11:50felt by never being there.
11:52Thanks for clearing that up.
12:04We've searched through all this already.
12:11What are we looking for?
12:13We'll know as soon as we don't find it.
12:16That makes sense.
12:17Uh-huh. We never looked in here.
12:23Now you know why.
12:26The man who invented this was an idiot.
12:29Doc, I find it hard to believe that you're going on the word of that Nimrod.
12:33I can't explain it. Call it man's intuition, but he knows something we don't.
12:40So we're looking for something that isn't here, right, Doc?
12:43You got it.
12:44Then what makes you think we'll find it?
12:47We're galaxy rangers, Nico. We always get our man.
12:52Whoa!
12:54Well, we haven't got him yet. And it still could be anybody.
12:59Remember what Squeegee said?
13:02Squeegee? He only repeats what someone else says.
13:06Exactly. He said no shields for you.
13:09So?
13:10It's elementary. Whoever killed Dutch wanted to keep Earth from getting the Andorian defense shields.
13:17So who did it?
13:19I'm getting to that.
13:22Obviously someone wanted us to think that it was Snivel.
13:25Well, he was the only man with the keycard.
13:27Hmm. Ah! Nico! That's it!
13:32We must assemble all the passengers in Dutch's cabin.
13:42A little crowded in here, isn't it, Nico?
13:45Well, you did say all the passengers.
13:50Okay. Can I have your attention, everybody?
13:53My partner and I have solved the murder.
13:57Ah!
13:59Someone in this room killed Premier Dutch.
14:05Ooh!
14:07Well, who did it?
14:09We have the vital piece of evidence, safely locked away in the late Premier's study.
14:14And it will remain there until we arrive on Andor, where the arrest will be made.
14:21Any questions?
14:23This stuff is a bluff.
14:25I don't think they solved anything.
14:29Always exciting with the galaxy rangers around.
14:32I don't know what you're up to, kid.
14:35Who, me?
14:36Who, him?
14:38Come, Squeegee. Let's go play shuffleboard.
14:42Whoopee!
14:57You!
14:58You!
14:59You!
15:01You!
15:03Two Madonnas?
15:05I found the real Mrs. Dutch in a supply locker.
15:08I was in there all night.
15:11Ha!
15:11Then who is this?
15:13Isn't this a slaver, Amulet?
15:16Get away from me!
15:24The Reaper! The Queen's top assassin!
15:27Just as I suspected.
15:29You're under arrest for the murder of Coopla Dutch.
15:33Come along!
15:34You fools!
15:35I am the Reaper!
15:38Galaxy rangers!
15:42Hey!
15:43Wait for me!
15:52Excuse me!
15:53Whoa!
15:54I'm going to bust him up!
15:56Move out!
16:00Which way did they go, Georgie?
16:07Who turned off the lights?
16:09Doc, watch where you're going!
16:18Now the hunter is the hunted.
16:21And by Nimrod, he's confronted.
16:24Hey!
16:25Out of the way, you Nimrod!
16:27Whoa!
16:34Whoa!
16:39It was the Queen who wanted to keep Earth from getting the shields.
16:43She knew Dutch was pushing for a better defense system.
16:47So she had him eliminated.
16:48I knew that.
16:56Doc, look out!
16:58Yipe!
16:59How do you stop the thing?
17:08We found him!
17:09Try to take this guy alive.
17:11You take the cables on the left.
17:13I'll get the ones on the right.
17:24He's right over the matter-antimatter grid.
17:31Take my hand!
17:33The Earth will never win!
17:36Humans will serve the Queen!
17:40The Reaper will return!
17:45The Reaper will return!
17:50Doc, hang on!
17:52Good idea!
18:06The reason why Snivel ran away from you is because he didn't have Earth's citizenship papers.
18:13An illegal alien.
18:16There's one thing I don't understand.
18:18How did the Reaper get in my husband's study?
18:22Only Kubla and Snivel had key cards.
18:25Simplicity itself.
18:33Bake Madonna transferred the key from the study to her room.
18:37And then transferred it back after the crime.
18:40That was the clue that wasn't there.
18:42Case closed.
18:59Thank you, Galaxy Rangers.
19:02My clients will be happy to know the Reaper is out of the way.
19:07You were great.
19:08And I'm going to make a bundle.
19:10You're lucky we don't bust you, kid.
19:12Me?
19:13For what?
19:14You know me!
19:15Why were you here, Nimrod?
19:17The thrill of the hunt is why I'm on this cruise.
19:21And I had a great time feeding you all these clues.
19:24I've stalked the Dread Reaper for many a moon, hoping to mount him in my trophy room.
19:29And so we have come to the end of the trail.
19:32The mystery is solved to the smallest detail.
19:39Keep in touch, Shakespeare.
19:44Ranger Nico?
19:46Ranger Hartford?
19:47I'd like to thank you for all your help.
19:50Just doing our jobs, ma'am.
19:51Your husband will be sorely missed.
19:53He was a...
19:55A beloved leader of men.
19:57An inspiration.
20:00Oh, boo-hoo.
20:02Kill me.
20:03Huh?
20:04A bumbling fool!
20:06Premier!
20:07Kill me!
20:08Josh, you're alive!
20:10No kidding, Sherlock.
20:12You don't really think I'd use a commercial space liner for this mission.
20:17I got here by Federation Hypershunt.
20:19Then who were we traveling with?
20:22My android, of course.
20:24I use him from time to time.
20:27After all, the Queen's top assassin is after me.
20:31Did you know that?
20:32We heard something about it.
20:35Come along, Madonna.
20:37My tour of inspection is completed and I'm anxious to get home.
20:40I'm so glad you're alive, QB.
20:43I look dreadful in black.
20:48Coming, galaxy rangers.
20:50And to think, they almost gave this mission to Goose.
20:54itation hypers.
21:04Yes!
21:05And that's the secret place...
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