00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving foreign order across the new frontier
00:32and deep inside the adventures of the galaxy rangers.
00:38Into these worlds of unknown danger they ride
00:44There's a galaxy ranger's healed in the sky
00:48No guts, no glory
00:51Oh, digging a snake
00:53I'm ready to prove it again
01:14Experiment 7B is go!
01:17Texton Moonbase is on Orange Alert! Repeat Orange Alert!
01:25Fire accelerator number one
01:30Accelerator one, firing
01:36Fire accelerator number two, sir!
01:39Accelerator two, firing
01:48Switch to Collision Course
01:53Particles on Collision Course
02:08Particles on Collision Course
02:10The particle collision wasn't strong enough!
02:14The collision was way beyond safety limits
02:16Doctor O'Gratko, this is completely illegal. I'm going to call Beta
02:21Seize him!
02:23Huh?
02:24I'm sorry, Gems
02:26Once my theory of a parallel universe is confirmed, I will need Beta or the League of Planets
02:33You're crazy! The galaxy rangers will hunt you down!
02:37Ah, a bunch of space cowboys aren't going to give us any problem
02:42Doctor O'Gratko, in view of the fact that you are emotionally unwell, I am forced to activate the security
02:48program
02:49I don't take orders from an over-programmed piece of silicon
02:57Doctor O'Gratko, this is an illegal invasion of my memory banks
03:02Ah, tell that to Crunch 100!
03:05Crunch 100, tie that stupid program down, put a tank!
03:11Prepare for Experiment 7C, and this time we are going for energy levels beyond those of the Big Bang!
03:18Beyond the Big Bang?
03:20We'll blast a hole right through this universe!
03:26Calling Beta, come in please!
03:28Mayday! Mayday! Emergency! Emergency!
03:32The Sam Texton facility is in danger!
03:38That's the message, we picked it up on the Beta emergency line
03:41Trouble in Texton? Sabotage?
03:44The super accelerator machine named Sam has awesome potential
03:48The base is headed up by Doctor Albert O'Gratko
03:51A brilliant man, but of late he's been... erratic
03:56He was asked to retire at the end of the current experiment series
03:59We've been out of hyperlink contact with the Texton base ever since that message
04:03We've got to move fast!
04:05We're on it, Commander!
04:18This is Ranger One, Zachary Fox in command
04:21Come in, Texton Moonbase
04:23This is Dr. O'Gratko
04:25Welcome, Galaxy Ranger
04:27What can we do for you?
04:29There's been a breakdown in communications
04:31Beta was concerned that you might be in trouble
04:34Just a temporary problem with the hyperlink, that's all
04:38My owners specify that I land and check things out myself
04:42Hope you don't mind
04:43Err, we're in the middle of an important series of experiments
04:47My owners are quite specific, so I must insist you clear us for landing on Texton
04:52Oh, well, of course we will cooperate
05:02I'm sorry you had to come such a long way for nothing, but that's the fact of it
05:08Dr. O'Gratko, how about a little plug time on the Sam computer?
05:12I've never hacked before with one of those babies
05:14What did you say, Ranger Hartford?
05:17I'd like a tour of your mainframe computer here, Sam
05:21We are very busy here, and we don't have time to let computer jockeys go freaking about in the mainframe
05:30Dr. O'Gratko, I must insist that we at least check out the ring system
05:35Alright, I'll show you where the warts are
05:39Through this tube, we accelerate payloads to energy levels beyond anything dream possible
05:46What are those little guys?
05:49Those are WORTs
05:50They help us keep the interior of the tunnel in proper working order
05:55They also serve as high-speed transports around the ring
05:58As you know, the SAM ring goes all the way around the moon
06:02The computer is busy right now, so you'll have to catch your own
06:07You space cowboys should have no trouble with these guys
06:22Let's see
06:23Let's see
06:25Yahoo!
06:29Nothing to it
06:33Go, Nico!
06:35Yeah!
06:45Whoa!
06:46Ha!
06:46Yee-haw!
06:48Woo!
06:48Ha!
06:48Ha!
06:51Ha!
06:52Ha!
06:52Come on, Doc!
06:53Jack, this is great
07:01This is easy
07:03How fun, Galaxy Ranger!
07:10Woo!
07:12Yee-haw!
07:14Woo!
07:15Woo!
07:15Woo!
07:16Woo!
07:18Woo!
07:19Woo!
07:19Woo!
07:21Woo!
07:22Space Cowboys? Nah, come on, let's prep the experiment.
07:32Bubble table just ahead.
07:44Welcome. I am the Super Acceleration Machine, but you can call me Sam.
07:51Hi, we're the Galaxy Rangers.
07:54Galaxy Rangers?
08:00What's the problem? Tell the doctor.
08:04Our tour begins here in the Bubble Chamber.
08:07This is where the accelerated particles are rubbed together and made to collide.
08:13What's going on around here?
08:15Something funny. The computer seems to be suffering from a split personality.
08:18When we have accelerated payloads to near light speed, we smash them together in gear.
08:24Hey, check out these readings from the last collision.
08:29Nothing. Not even Sam is big enough to handle these energy levels.
08:33Could O'Grabgo be endangering this station?
08:43The last collision was about ten times past the safety level of this machine.
08:49I don't know how Sam held this place together.
08:53Doc, can you talk to this tin can?
08:56The doctor will operate.
09:04Pathfinder, find out what's bugging this super computer.
09:07Okay, Doc.
09:10Try it now, Doc.
09:12Sam, you readin' me?
09:14Yes, Ranger Hartford.
09:16What's going on around here?
09:18Dr. O'Grabgo is...
09:22Help, Doc! It's a combat problem!
09:25Hang on.
09:28Wow, that was close!
09:31Sam!
09:32Sam! Come in, Sam!
09:35Sam is tired!
09:38We've got to call beta!
09:40It looks like we've got galaxy rangers snooping about where they shouldn't be!
09:45I'm afraid we'll have to add a bit of extra matter to the plasma stream!
09:50Fire!
09:51But, sir!
09:52I said fire!
09:54Get off!
09:59What is going on?
10:01Move out!
10:06The accelerator has fired!
10:09Hey, open up!
10:17Stand back!
10:37Come here!
10:38You haveala!
10:39The sun is too scared!
10:39That's right!
10:42You're not too scared!
10:43We're all right!
10:45And you can get an eye!
10:50Come here!
10:51It's the last one!
10:53You need to move!
10:53You're the next one!
10:58Gooseman.
11:05Gooseman!
11:07Gooseman!
11:10Shane!
11:17Shane!
11:25He's not playing.
11:30No!
11:32I just can't.
11:36I just can't.
11:41No.
11:44I'm not playing.
11:46No!
11:46I'm not playing.
11:49No!
11:53The End
12:03I've done it! Recreated the Big Bird!
12:11Sir, the complete system is overloaded. The reaction is now out of control.
12:17He says the gravity god of this little moon is too small to handle it.
12:32Sir, the moon seems to be stabilizing, but I don't know how.
12:37Get our data. We'll get out of here while we have the chance.
12:41Where? Where? Where am I?
12:45Sam, what's the matter with you?
12:48I cannot stay in these circuits for long.
12:51Sam, what's cutting into you?
12:53I am not of your universe.
13:04Oh no, Shane!
13:06He's gone. Come on, we've got to get out of here.
13:15Two suits. Somebody has to stay here.
13:19Captain, check this out.
13:22You must leave. You don't have much time.
13:26Doc, dig out what you can. We're going after a grab-goat, right?
13:33There's some kind of energy data inside Sam.
13:37Russia, locate and capture!
13:42Where am I?
13:44The Texton moon in the Hesperus system.
13:48Why did you bring me here?
13:50It was an accident. Who are you?
13:52I am M-Zam-Zar.
13:59Gooseman, what are you doing in there?
14:01Doc, somehow I've been absorbed into this computer.
14:06There's someone else in there using Sam to communicate with us.
14:09I need you to fight the combat program.
14:15Doc, there's a combat program in here.
14:18Easy, Byte-Man.
14:20You've got the doctor on your side.
14:21Easy for you to say.
14:29Hold on, Byte-Man.
14:31I'll get Pathfinder and Tripwire.
14:39No, not trying!
14:42What do you tell me?
14:43Oh, God.
14:52Have you noticed that?
15:08Doc, get me out of here.
15:14Zach, I can't stop thinking about Goose.
15:17I know.
15:29Shane!
15:30Goose, but how?
15:32Doc, what are you doing?
15:37No signs of life now, but that was Shane.
15:40Goose is alive somewhere.
15:42Doc, come in.
15:43Everything's under control, Captain.
15:45Gooseman, come back to me.
15:48Doc, don't do that.
15:50Sorry.
15:50Now who's in there with you?
15:53I don't know.
15:54Some creepy alien.
15:55I beg your pardon.
15:57Gooseman, be polite.
15:59Doc, can you blip me closer to this thing?
16:02Hang on.
16:06Sir, all data is transferred and secured.
16:10Man, I think it's time for us to depart.
16:13I'll get rid of all the evidence.
16:20Benson, set sound for auto-destruct.
16:32Not yet.
16:34After we leave.
16:36But I get inserted.
16:45Stugger on back.
16:46Right, Captain.
16:57I can't hold this small moon together much longer.
17:03How are you holding it together at all?
17:06I want an arson.
17:08You're an arson.
17:15They've got to take your ship.
17:17It's the only way out of here.
17:21I order you to brand the engine.
17:25No way.
17:25Without a proper ID, I cannot unlock the controls.
17:29That's what you think.
17:31Brands 100, do your stuff.
17:35Oh, you're rude.
17:38Take off.
17:45Oh, grab go.
17:47You're under arrest.
18:00I don't know what, but something is holding this rock together.
18:04Nico, take charge while I go for Doc.
18:07Doc, come in.
18:10Easy, G-D.
18:16Shane!
18:18Nico, is that you?
18:19Yes, Shane.
18:21Where are you?
18:22I'm inside the computer, protecting some plasma beam.
18:26The particle collision blew open a space warp, and an alien fell through the doorway.
18:32Sam and the alien must have saved you, Goose.
18:35Goose man, you bite man, I've got you now.
18:39Nico, that's it.
18:40Doc?
18:43Goose!
18:46I had it, but I thought...
18:49I had it, but I thought...
19:19So, finally we meet.
19:21Your experiments have brought you to the brink of disaster.
19:25Didn't do much for you, either.
19:28If I leave this moon, it will disintegrate, and yet I must return home or die.
19:34You saved our lives.
19:37I will not leave until you depart.
19:41If my hacker friend gets it together...
19:44I heard that.
19:45Come on, Doc, get him out.
19:49Goose man, I'm coming to get you.
19:50Sam, do you copy?
19:52Sam is ready.
19:54I will leave them out.
19:56Goodbye, friends.
20:05Hey, what's happening?
20:07Shane, you're alive.
20:10Uh, don't all thank me at once.
20:12How do you feel?
20:13Never felt better.
20:15What happened?
20:16I had to go down and say hello to the man in the moon.
20:19Get us out of here.
20:20This moon is history.
20:43Too bad we can't thank Sam.
20:46That's what you think.
20:47Oh, Gramko copied all of Sam's databanks.
20:50Greetings.
20:51I am pleased that you are safe.
20:54Thanks, Sam.
20:55I hope there's something we can do for you.
20:57You must dedicate my programs to the preservation of all life.
21:02I couldn't have programmed it better.
21:05For me.
21:12Now and again, we need a hero.
21:17When something out there is going home.
21:20Riding the stars, getting to reach.
21:24Picking it right with a focus scrolls.
21:28We're blazing until it's a dark of the night.
21:31Cross the last for the Här.
21:34We're not turning back when the end is inside.
21:38Times are just done.
21:40We're about to be one.
21:44We're just like no one.
21:47Whenever we get you to call, baby, we'll see the storm
21:52We just have forever
21:55We just have forever
21:58Whenever we get you to call, baby, we'll see the storm
22:02We just have forever
22:05Danger out there in the skies
22:09If you're real, come from mine
22:11We just have to see you right on the floor
22:13We just have forever
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