00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving war and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers!
00:38Into this world where there are no danger they ride
00:44There are the galaxy rangers yielding the sky
00:48No, that's no glory, or taking a stand
00:53I'm ready to do it again
01:13Niko, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but we have a briefing scheduled for 0900 hours.
01:18I haven't forgotten, Zyger. I'll be there.
01:22Duty calls.
01:24But mind and body must be in harmony with spirit and duty to be served.
01:35Not bad!
01:38Learn a little something every day. That's what Ariel always said.
01:43What?
01:46Oh no!
01:50Ariel!
01:56Now this is really cool!
01:58Ha ha!
02:01Not bad!
02:07Oh, Niko!
02:08I was just checking out this new control unit for my cyborg arm.
02:12What's wrong?
02:14Zachary!
02:15I need a ranger interceptor!
02:17I've been summoned!
02:19Summoned by whom?
02:20By my mentor!
02:21My... my teacher!
02:22There's danger, Zachary!
02:24Tremendous danger!
02:25And I have to help fight it!
02:27Well, if there's danger, we're in it together.
02:30Commander Walsh will issue a ship.
02:33Spaceships!
02:34Machines!
02:36Machines are such primitive things!
02:42It's little good machines will do you, Ranger Fox,
02:46if the Megamind destroys all life in the universe.
02:50I don't believe we've met, ma'am.
02:52He's very gallant.
02:54Handsome, too.
02:56Just as you said, my child.
02:58Ariel!
02:59Sorry, Niko dear.
03:01Did I say something wrong?
03:03My noble Ranger Fox,
03:05I am Ariel, Niko's teacher, or as we would say, her mentor.
03:09It's an honor, Ariel.
03:12This is an ultra-security zone.
03:15Would you mind telling me how you got in?
03:18Why, what a dear, naive young man you are.
03:22Madam, I hold advanced degrees in...
03:25Machines and computers.
03:27Hasn't Niko told you yet how inferior they are to the power of the mind?
03:32Ariel, what about the Megamind?
03:35My child is broken free and overcome all the other members of the Circle of Thought.
03:41You and I must reach Xanadu and stop it.
03:45What is this Megamind?
03:47One of my powers is that of image, as in imagination.
03:55I am a mentor of the Circle of Thought, a society as old as time itself.
04:02We are teachers and philosophers, and we seek out and train others who are as gifted as we.
04:08But we have one terrible enemy.
04:11The Megamind seeks to consume the Circle of Thought and use our power for evil.
04:17Theons of course.
04:19We defeated the Megamind and imprisoned it in a mind-space singularity.
04:25We have directed our powers to secure the mighty prison that holds the Megamind.
04:31And somehow, it has escaped.
04:42If I'd been there when it got free, I'd be a prisoner too.
04:47Niko and I must get to Xanadu and attack the Megamind.
04:51Before it can drain the Circle members completely.
04:55But you need help. We've got laboratories and technicians and...
04:58Zachary dear, your technology cannot help us.
05:13It's a war I've already lost, fools!
05:19Get behind me, both of you! It follows me!
05:33Aero, you will provide me my greatest challenge!
05:36So you think your student Mido can help you!
05:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
05:44-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:46Ha-ha-ha-ha! Come to Xanadu then!
05:49Come to me, Aero and Mido, meet your doom!
06:09And just to make it interesting for you, I'll take one more, must it?
06:16Zachary, no!
06:35We must hurry to Xanadu!
06:40Nico, will you forget those foolish toys?
06:44Sometimes they come in handy, Ariel.
06:46I'll be ready as soon as I recharge my Series 5 implant.
06:51Technology is useless against the Megamine's power.
07:00Hyperspace travel is not quite as dramatic, however it does get us there.
07:12Really, child, I prefer my own travel arrangements.
07:17Sorry to slow you down, Ariel, but some of us need spaceships to get around.
07:22Teleportation's just another trick of the trade that you'll learn someday, child. Xanadu is just ahead.
07:28Warning, warning! There is no staff system on the planet anywhere in this region.
07:33Don't trouble your little chips about your computer.
07:37You're not supposed to know if there's anything here.
07:40See what I mean about technology, Nico?
07:43Then why did you and the other Circle members encourage me to join Beta?
07:47Your rangers do some good in their own way.
07:50Besides, you did volunteer.
07:52And I have no regrets.
07:54Caution! Caution!
07:56There is absolutely nothing at these coordinates.
07:59So much for machines.
08:03Come, Ariel, with your little student.
08:06I've waited a long time for this.
08:21Oh, no!
08:26Look what the Megamind has done to beautiful Xanadu.
08:31Just think what it'll do to the universe if it gets the chance.
08:35Now prepare yourself, my child.
08:38We will be attacked and tested from this point on.
08:42Oh, and Nico?
08:44Yes, Ariel?
08:47One more thing.
08:49You're the best pupil I've ever had.
08:51And I'm glad you're here.
08:53Even if you do have an uncouth love of machines.
08:57Let's restore your planet, Ariel.
09:00That's my Nico.
09:03The Megamind will be drawing images from our own minds.
09:07Incredible.
09:11Those who would enter must pass the test.
09:14Well, this certainly isn't one of my images, Nico.
09:18Sorry, the Sphinx is an ancient myth.
09:21New in your archaeology.
09:23So what is this test, Rocky?
09:26You must answer the riddle of the Sphinx or die.
09:30If you succeed, you ask me a riddle of your own.
09:34What if I answer?
09:36I know, I know, we die.
09:39Hear me.
09:40In a room, there is a cat in each of four corners.
09:45And a cat sitting opposite each cat.
09:48A cat is looking at each cat.
09:50And a cat is sitting on each cat's tail.
09:53How many cats are in the room?
09:56Huh.
09:57Let's see.
09:58One in each corner.
09:59Plus one looking at each.
10:01Sixteen.
10:02Right, Ariel?
10:03Tuck-tuck.
10:05Mind over mathematics, child.
10:08Four cats.
10:09Ariel, what about the ones on their tails?
10:12They're sitting on their own tails.
10:25Sore loser.
10:27Ask your riddle, and woe to you if I answer it.
10:31It will attack us no matter what.
10:32I know.
10:33You go for position while I keep our friend busy.
10:37Oh, eternal Sphinx.
10:40What occurs?
10:41Once in every minute.
10:43Twice in every moment.
10:45And yet never once.
10:47In 100,000 years.
10:50What?
10:51You're cheating.
10:53Nothing can occur once in every minute.
10:56Twice in every moment.
10:59And yet never in 100,000 years.
11:02The letter M does, pussy cat.
11:19You lost.
11:21You lost.
11:22You lost again.
11:23You lost.
11:24You lost again.
11:27Nobody can CIA-
11:45I'll catch you.
11:49You lost again.
11:51You lost again.
11:52You lost again.
11:55Rip on the illusion.
12:02He's changed everything.
12:04We must find the vault of eternity.
12:10Have you any idea what I do to rude rabbits, bunny brain?
12:15Follow me!
12:17Don't blame this one on me.
12:19We all have our childhood memories.
12:22Just remember, if we weaken the Megamind's control of the illusions, we weaken his power.
12:29What does that mean?
12:31It means we don't play his game if we can help it. Ready?
12:36Geronimo!
12:53Curiouser and curiouser.
12:56Come along, Miriam. Let's kill time.
12:59You mean for good?
13:02Forever.
13:03Play along.
13:05You can't win, you know.
13:08Why not?
13:09Because I will control the universe.
13:12From what we've seen, you won't do a very good job of it.
13:17Don't let them throw your bus.
13:19I'm running things here.
13:21Really?
13:22How do you know?
13:23This scene isn't exactly what I want it to be.
13:30You're playing right into my hands, you know.
13:33I'll show you.
13:38If we play it his way, we reinforce his control.
13:42But if we throw him off guard, we can rattle him.
13:46I'm open to suggestions.
13:48The choice of weapons is ours.
14:19Creighton.
14:33Please show yourself so that I can shoot you.
14:36You're being very rude.
14:38Does that mean we won't be invited back?
14:42Why, I...
14:46Ha, ha, ha.
14:47Hmm.
14:52I'll kill you, dirty copper's mercy.
14:55La, la, la, la, la, la.
15:00Wrong fantasy.
15:02La, la, la, la.
15:09Stop this.
15:11It's not supposed to happen like this.
15:14You're ruining everything.
15:17You spoiled my beautiful time.
15:20That's life, chum.
15:22Now you've made me mad.
15:30We did it, Nico.
15:32Yeah.
15:54It's not supposed to happen like this.
15:57It's not supposed to happen.
15:59Oh, no.
16:02We shall see who is strongest.
16:27The student is of no threat to me.
16:30I shall dispose of the mentor first.
16:43Try some of wrong medicine.
16:53Is that the best you can do, Ariel?
16:56I never should have feared your pupil or you!
17:15Wait! What's this? You're not Ariel!
17:24It's an illusion, your Miko!
17:27Had you going, didn't I?
17:29No!
17:33Now that you've used up so much power on a student, let's see how you do against a mentor!
17:49Are you deceiving me?
17:52Haven't you heard? War is deception!
17:54It's an illusion, and illusion is a specialty of mine!
18:04You still cannot win!
18:11And soon you will be exhausted, Ariel!
18:19Oh!
18:21Ah!
18:25Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:47Sometimes these toys come in handy.
19:06Come on, that's it. Come on!
19:14Wait, what are you doing?
19:18It cannot be!
19:20No!
19:22Now what do you think of technology, Ariel?
19:25I believe you've made your point, my child.
19:30Join me, members of the Circle of Fox.
19:33The Megaminds must be confined once more!
19:40I won't let you!
19:43Return now to your imprisonment, a ghostly intellect without the power to do harm.
20:12The Circle of Thought would be such a tremendous help to Beta and the League of Planets.
20:17Individual members are free to do as they choose.
20:21But our society does not concern itself with governments or their wars.
20:26We have other responsibilities.
20:28Maybe someday you'll reconsider.
20:30You have our help, Ranger Fox.
20:33You have the best pupil I've ever trained.
20:44Will the Circle let me remember all this when we get home?
20:47Well, one's mind belongs to oneself, Zachary.
20:51That's our strongest law.
20:53Good, because there are a few million questions I'd like to ask you.
20:57And I might even answer some of them.
21:15Now and again, we need a hero
21:19When something out there is more and more
21:22Riding his thoughts, getting too many years
21:26Make it right with a focus call
21:30Leasing a trend in the dark of the night
21:33Across the last four tears
21:37So turning back with the end is a sign
21:40Just a drive to be done, a fight to be won
21:47Riding yourself forever
21:50Whenever we get you to come
21:52And we're here to sing this song
21:54We're just like forever
21:57We're just like forever
22:00Whenever we get you to come
22:02And we're here to sing this song
22:05We're just like forever
22:08Danger out there in the skies
22:11If you're real, don't be nice
22:13We're just like right on the floor
22:18We're just like forever
22:28Forever
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