00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice,
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:32Don't stop shooting till everyone's gone.
01:46Oh, no.
01:49Mayday, mayday.
01:50This is Audra Miles calling Beta.
01:53Oh, darn.
01:57Turn it down so they won't come back.
02:26Come on, come on.
02:33Doesn't anything work around here?
02:35Let it just play out, boss.
02:37Okay, let's get our equipment.
02:41Here we are, two experienced Galaxy Rangers, ready for another adventure on an unknown world.
02:48Strictly routine.
02:50I'm sure Audra won't agree.
02:52Audra has studied Bisti Finocchi for six months, and Beta needs a report.
02:56And I'm sure we can handle anything that comes up.
03:09Where is everybody?
03:11They must have had some party here last night.
03:15What's all that buzzing?
03:19Local insects.
03:22Q-Ball's new sonic insect repeller.
03:29That works well.
03:31Turn that off.
03:37Mist Walker says that frequency attracts the insects.
03:41Dr. Audra Miles, I presume?
03:44Yes, and this is Mist Walker.
03:46Are we glad to see you.
03:48Bing, bing, bing.
03:48I'm Zachary Fox.
03:50He's Zozo.
03:51What happened?
03:52Off-worlders attacked.
03:54These poor, helpless people couldn't defend themselves.
03:58Why didn't you beam a mayday?
04:00The wildlife eats machinery.
04:02And everything with audible vibrations, like weapons or commo units.
04:06Hands off, bubs.
04:09Some very ferocious beasts hang out here in Finocchi.
04:13And they home in on the vibrations.
04:15Hey, Zach.
04:16These folks know a class act when they see one.
04:20They're wondering how you'd taste.
04:25Don't worry.
04:26That's pest repellent, not barbecue sauce.
04:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:30Huh?
04:32Hey.
04:33Now that's funny.
04:36Bip-peo, bip-dee-dim.
04:38Hey, wait.
04:39Come back.
04:40We have to plan strategy.
04:43Where's she going?
04:45To find the off-worlders.
04:48These natives don't have a chance against off-worlders.
04:54Hey, wait up, guys.
04:56I've only got kiwi legs.
05:04Ranger survival manual rule number one.
05:07Help!
05:08Help!
05:09Help!
05:11Bozo.
05:12Ah-ha!
05:14My ears!
05:16Watch it, bird brain.
05:20Look, you two.
05:21We are the guests here.
05:27Let's hold up.
05:28I hear something.
05:29Bim-ba-pin-nel.
05:31I thought I said that.
05:32They're the ones who fired on us and burned the village.
05:35What do they want?
05:36Get those machines moving.
05:41That's the Black Hole Gang!
05:44Die, Bug.
05:46Let's find those star stones and get off this stagnant mud hole of a planet.
05:52There's Macross himself.
05:54They're looking for star stones.
05:57Audra, do your friends have any of them?
05:59I've never seen any.
06:01These are primitive people.
06:02They wouldn't know what star stones are.
06:04Bim-bim-bop-bop.
06:06I thought you said machinery and weapons broke down in Bistifinoki.
06:11They must have some kind of electronic shield.
06:14This is more serious than I thought.
06:17We're going to the ship to call for backup.
06:19We've got to get these natives out of here before...
06:23Hey, wait!
06:24Come back here.
06:27Too late.
06:28Nobody move.
06:34Hey, good night to the back.
06:39Stand back. I'll stop them.
06:47Yo!
06:50Something must be wrong with the bionic circuitry.
06:53Galaxy Rangers! Get them!
06:56Bip-bip-bop.
07:00Let's get out of here!
07:02Bip-bip-bip!
07:04Bip-bip-bip!
07:05Bip-bip-bip!
07:06Ranger One's this way, isn't it?
07:08Bip-bip-bip!
07:09Bip-bip-bip-bip!
07:10Stop arguing and come on!
07:17Get out, varmints.
07:29All right.
07:30I guess we take the local route.
07:37By the way, your friend is crazy.
07:41You're not very well prepared yourself.
07:44We drop by for a friendly visit.
07:46Not a war.
07:57There.
08:10Let's keep moving.
08:21What's she doing now?
08:36Get back undercover.
08:38No.
08:39Move it, Captain.
08:47Get her, boys.
09:15That was close.
09:30I'll cover us.
09:44I told you, no shooting.
09:46How were you two chosen for this mission anyway?
09:50Alphabetical order.
09:51I wish they'd started at the other end of the alphabet.
09:54Nico would know what to do.
09:55And what about these poor, helpless people you've been studying?
10:00I'm not.
10:06Watch out for the vines.
10:16Get us out of here.
10:20Those vines won't hold them for long.
10:28What was that, an incantation?
10:31She said just add water.
10:33River slush, dummy.
10:41Hey.
10:47Hey.
10:48What's going on?
10:49Get out and push.
10:53I'm beginning to think this was a bad idea.
10:57Audrey, you didn't tell us Mistwalker had a green thumb.
11:00I thought she was just a sweet old grandmother.
11:03Grandmother or the big bad wolf?
11:10I think I have it working now.
11:13That did something.
11:20What's going on?
11:23We haven't won yet.
11:24This is no time to celebrate.
11:27We gotta get those rangers before they blow the whistle on us.
11:40Zachary, do you hear something?
11:59Planet Crusher.
12:04Audra, tell your witch doctor to watch a real magician at work.
12:09Now what?
12:11Bumply, weak warm.
12:12She says sometimes the magic doesn't work.
12:16Come on, magic man.
12:21Maybe my implant charges low.
12:30Don't shoot.
12:37Quicksand.
12:38That's what my heart feels like right now.
12:45She says we have to swim.
12:48Tell Mistwalker that while I have the greatest respect for her skill,
12:52I entertain serious doubts about her sanity.
12:55Don't cough.
12:56She says to suit yourself.
12:58She will perform the proper rituals over your bones.
13:10Vic, what now, magic man?
13:14What now, magic man?
13:14Hey.
13:17Here's where I learn the finoki crawl.
13:23It's a good thing my expense account includes cleaning bills.
13:27Take us across.
13:39A planet crusher named the Titanic.
13:43A planet crusher named the Titanic.
13:57A planet crusher named the Titanic.
13:58Captain, come on.
14:06Dim dim.
14:09Great.
14:09We can cross the river on those logs.
14:12Mistwalker says to wait.
14:14No time to waste.
14:18Pin hit.
14:24Whoops.
14:26Thanks, Mistwalker.
14:28Dim dim.
14:32Now what?
14:34Mistwalker can put some of them to sleep, but not this many.
14:37Dim dim.
14:37She wants to know if you can tune your magic mosquito wand to her hum.
14:42I'll try.
14:57Are you sure this is working?
14:59No.
15:00No.
15:01No.
15:01No.
15:02No.
15:04No.
15:05No.
15:05No.
15:07No.
15:07No.
15:07No.
15:14We got him now, boys.
15:20Rangers, I'll get you.
15:22And Stilts, I'll use you for a feather duster.
15:31Will we wake those sleeping beauties?
15:55Odra, why did she wait so long?
15:58She says she didn't want to take unfair advantage.
16:13Dumpy, dumpy, dumpy.
16:20Hey, wait for us.
16:24There must be an easier way to make a living.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Holographing hurricanes from a glider kite.
16:43It's a hunting lure.
16:45It's a hunting lure.
16:45A swamp deer's distress call.
16:50What is that?
16:53A horned harrowing.
16:54Brilliant.
16:55Brilliant.
16:56Brilliant.
16:56Brilliant.
16:56My ocular organ.
16:57Mistwalker's demented.
16:59A horned harrowing.
17:05Brilliant.
17:06My ocular organ.
17:12Mistwalker's demented.
17:15How much?
17:17Come get up.
17:18We must remain.
17:28steps. We're almost there. Where?
17:59Whose idea was this? There aren't any star stones in a hundred light-years of this place.
18:05Get me out! Help!
18:26Well, I guess we've got a full load for the trip home.
18:30There goes McCross, but at least he'll know better than to come back here.
18:36Move it.
18:40Home.
18:41I thought we were miles from here.
18:43We make magic circles. Beginning, end, all same.
18:49You understood our language the whole time.
18:52I tried to teach her, but she didn't seem to catch on.
18:55I'm the one who didn't catch on.
19:03We'll need backup. Mistwalker, can you fix this?
19:13Music to soothe the savage beast.
19:21Can you help us find a safe frequency?
19:24Yes.
19:25Why didn't you tell me you could fix things?
19:28Oh, one who asks many questions. You never asked me that.
19:38Audra's right about one thing, Zozo. These people don't have star stones.
19:46Hoo-wee!
19:51My people will bring in the other dim bees.
19:55But how will you find them?
19:57Birds will show them to us.
20:02Audra, do you want to go back to Beta with us?
20:05No, my studies here are just beginning. I have a lot to learn.
20:12Take this and remember us.
20:17For you.
20:24Goodbye, friends.
20:36Oh.
20:48This flute doesn't work right.
20:50I guess I'll have to wait for Q-ball to fix my arm.
20:53You know what Mistwalker says.
20:56What's that?
20:57Sometimes the magic doesn't always work.
21:00It's a magic turn now.
21:01Oh, no!
21:05I have to wait for that man.
21:07You laugh it up.
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