00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers!
01:15Captain, we caught something in the hyperdrench!
01:18Ha-ha! I'd love to go fishing. Let's see what we've caught. Rear it in!
01:25Booty!
01:34Alien spacecraft! Oh, just a small one.
01:38Check the ship directory. Let's see what we've got.
01:41Shake your booty!
01:44Uh-oh!
01:46Uh-oh!
01:47What?
01:48A trash fighter!
01:50Oh! The trash!
01:52Oh, no!
01:53Get rid of it! Send it back into hyperspace!
01:56Too late, Captain. It's firing at us!
01:59Uh-oh!
02:05Emergency procedure! Get us out of here while there's still only one ship!
02:10Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
02:19Oh! Invasion fleet!
02:23Initiate hypershunt! Get us out of here!
02:25Where to, Captain?
02:27Anywhere, as long as it's not here!
02:38Drop a cluster of anti-matter bombs! We'll leave the trash at present!
02:49Initiate hypershunt now!
03:01Where are we going?
03:03Uh, I don't know! Trip space coordinates are damaged!
03:07I think we're headed into human space, Captain!
03:09Human space? Oh, good! Quick! Raise lead colors!
03:20Ah! What's that?
03:22It's a ship, sir!
03:24Ah! A ship!
03:26Go off! Drive!
03:27Ah!
03:29Ah!
03:30Ah!
03:31Ah!
03:33Ah!
03:37Pressure normal! Return to stations!
03:40What the...
03:41Those fools rammed my ship!
03:44It's a ship called the Iron Falcon, sir!
03:47They have a fire emergency and seek assistance!
03:50The Iron Falcon?
03:51That's Captain Kidd and his band of outlaws!
03:55What are they doing in human space?
04:00You crazed, bird-headed bandit!
04:03What do you think you're doing?
04:05Crazed? Bird-headed?
04:07You're under arrest!
04:09For what?
04:11Yeah!
04:12For whatever I can dig out of the computer files!
04:15But human, the trash are coming!
04:17The trash are invading this sector of space!
04:20Trash?
04:21What's he talking about?
04:23I have no idea!
04:24Get that mutated chicken up here!
04:30Okay, kid, start squawking!
04:33Very little is known about the trash, except they tolerate no other life forms in their sector of space!
04:40Well, what are they doing out here?
04:42Uh, one got caught in my hyper-dredge, then their fleet came!
04:47How did you escape?
04:47We fooled them!
04:49We dropped anti-matter bombs to cover our escape!
04:52Oh, heh!
04:53That's a good one!
04:55The Queen of the Crown is so afraid of the trash, that her fleets never engage them!
05:01What does this trash want?
05:03Impossible to say!
05:04They are an insect species!
05:06They swarm and they exterminate all other forms of life!
05:10What?!
05:11In the trash sectors of space, there exists no life but the trash themselves!
05:17And you brought them here!
05:21Get me beta mounted on the free wave!
05:25They're here!
05:27Commander Blake, an unidentified alien fleet has appeared in the system!
05:32You in big trouble, Boyd!
05:35Go to condition red!
05:37Battle stage hits!
05:41Sir, we estimate 1,000 ships!
05:44Fire!
05:59This is Galaxy Ranger Guzman!
06:01All right!
06:02Ranger interceptors closing in!
06:23All fighters, hold your position!
06:25Elma!
06:26Lock in target!
06:28Target locked!
06:35Ranger One!
06:36You're to rendezvous with the Comanche!
06:38Interceptor Squadron has the Dreadnought covered!
06:40The trash fleet is huge!
06:43We're completely outnumbered!
06:44That's where we come in, right?
06:46It's a stalemate!
06:47It's crazy for them just to attack us like this, without provocation!
06:51We have to find a way to communicate before we annihilate each other!
06:55We have the Mind Net device!
06:57We'll try to achieve a Mind Link with the Trash High Command!
07:00I get it!
07:01We're gonna force them to talk to us, even if they don't want to!
07:05The Andorians think the Trash have never communicated with another life form!
07:09Oh, great!
07:10So we're going to be the first!
07:12We either make history or...
07:14We'll never come back!
07:15I should be getting used to this by now!
07:17When you've got a mission that's totally impossible, just send for the Galaxy Rangers!
07:23Initiating Hyperjump, now!
07:36The Trash!
07:37We'll have to outrun them!
07:39The Trash!
07:45Trash fighters closing in!
07:47Take evasive action!
07:58This is the Ranger Interceptor Group!
08:02We've got you covered!
08:04Hold tight, guys!
08:10Congrats, my Gooseman!
08:11That was good shoot!
08:13All in a day's work, Doc!
08:19The Frigate Comanche up ahead!
08:21They're readying a space deck for us!
08:23Give them our beta security code, Doc!
08:25Right, Captain!
08:30We got here as fast as we could!
08:32It's been pretty hot out here by all reports!
08:35You can say that again!
08:36Commander Walsh has briefed us on our mission!
08:39We're to make contact with the Trash High Command!
08:42I just got the orders concerning the mission over the Deep Space Hyperlink!
08:46Beta believes that if we can just break through the front lines and make contact with the Trash, we can
08:50stop the fighting!
08:52Well, we've targeted the Trash High Command in a system near Spica!
08:56Take a look!
08:57Their flagship is nine miles wide!
09:00We're going in on a diversionary attack!
09:03While the Trash are busy dealing with that, we'll drop you guys off on top of the flagship!
09:08Let go of me, swat and dogs!
09:10Galaxy Rangers!
09:12I heard you were here!
09:14Well, Captain Kidd...
09:16Arrest that bird!
09:18No, wait!
09:21Here!
09:27Trash Warriors!
09:31Get me the phone!
09:32I need to call the Exterminator!
09:34That's exactly the problem, Doc!
09:36We're such alien species to each other that the first thing we think of is extermination!
09:42That's why we have to talk to them!
09:43Yeah, well, I tried that once and I...
09:46You communicated with the Trash?
09:48Well, only the Warriors!
09:51Why are you looking at me like that?
09:53You escaped from the Trash?
09:55I thought no one even talked with them!
09:57I did!
09:58But a long time ago!
10:00Kid, you're coming with us!
10:02Oh, me and my big beak!
10:05I was lucky to escape!
10:07I squawked my way out!
10:08You can't do this to me!
10:11Never!
10:11Never!
10:12Never!
10:13Oh yeah?
10:14We'll see about that!
10:15But Captain Kidd, you're the only one who's ever seen a Trash Warrior!
10:20I'll impound your ship and arrest your crew!
10:24The Trash Warriors are demons in battle!
10:29Now that's something I'm curious about!
10:31How did you ever manage to escape?
10:33I listened to the Command Trash!
10:36They used a pattern of whistles to control the warriors and workers!
10:41Like this!
10:46Like a lovesick teenager!
10:48Or a saxophone having a tooth pulled!
10:51So, I imitated the Command Whistles!
10:54I escaped while the Command Trash were still fighting their own warriors!
10:58Well, you'll just have to whistle while we work!
11:02Captain Kidd, let's go!
11:04We've got a date with the Trash High Command!
11:12The Battle Pods will get you onto the outer hull of the flagship!
11:16From there, you're on your own!
11:18Thanks, Nat!
11:19We're ready!
11:22Just get us to the drop point, Commander!
11:25We'll do the rest!
11:26Right, kid?
11:27Hey!
11:28Where's Squeegee?
11:41We're ready!
11:44Hypergrid building!
11:45Hypergrid building!
11:46Coordinates fixed!
11:47Approaching Spica System!
11:49Here we go!
11:55There it is!
11:56All batteries standby!
12:04Decelerate! We've got one chance for the drop!
12:27Three, two, one!
12:31Now!
12:37Now!
12:40Now!
12:51Now!
13:04Now!
13:08Now!
13:22Now!
13:26Now!
13:28Now!
13:28Now!
13:44Now!
13:45Now!
13:52Now!
14:07Now!
14:09Now!
14:10Now!
14:12Now!
14:20Now!
14:39Now!
14:43Now!
14:59Now!
15:00Now!
15:05Now!
15:05Now!
15:05Now!
15:05Now!
15:08Now!
15:08Now!
15:08Now!
15:08Now!
15:10Now!
15:17Now!
15:21Now!
15:25Now!
15:43I'd suggest, Captain Kidd, that you try your command whistle again.
15:46Perhaps in a lower key?
15:48There are more warriors coming from the other direction.
15:51Oh, this is a different flinch.
16:02Kid, hurry it up or we're bug food.
16:05Perhaps you should try a higher key.
16:09Not that either.
16:11It's hard to concentrate.
16:15Boy, these bugs are in for a surprise when they eat Zachary.
16:19Running low on ammo.
16:20Oh, hey, Captain Kidd, do that again.
16:28Mom, wow.
16:33No, higher.
16:36Okay, while they're sleepy, let's get to those controls.
16:40Keep whistling.
16:46Doc, hit those computers.
16:49See what you can do to close those doors.
16:56Pathfinder, tripwire, into action.
17:00You got it, Doc.
17:04Phew, that's a relief.
17:07Gooseman, you have no idea just how much of a relief.
17:11If you'd become one of them permanently, I...
17:13Don't bug me, Doc.
17:23According to Waldo, this has a 50% chance of working.
17:28But it's the only hope we've got of finding out how they think.
17:32Nico, this is one delicate job I'm glad to leave in your hands.
17:39Hey, guys, hurry it up.
17:41I hear something coming.
17:54What are they saying?
17:56I don't know, but here comes trouble.
18:09Use your thunderbolt, Zack.
18:11Kid, start puckering.
18:26How's Nico?
18:27No change.
18:28Nico, are you there?
18:30Yes.
18:31What is it?
18:32The fear.
18:33The terrible fear of all other life.
18:37All life is dangerous.
18:39Is she communicating with them?
18:41By the sound of it, yes.
18:43Oh, the fear.
18:45The two-leg things, they are terrible.
18:49Terrible.
18:50They will attack.
18:52Always the two-leg things attack.
18:54Sounds as if the Andorians were right.
18:57The trash live in fear of other life forms.
18:59We're the two-leg things, right?
19:01Let's see.
19:02One, two.
19:03They're as afraid of us as we are of them.
19:06Captain, we found the trash data bank.
19:09Their computers are pretty old-fashioned.
19:12Programming is virtually antique bubble head.
19:14Can you isolate this chamber?
19:16Can you isolate this chamber?
19:16Nico could use a little more time.
19:18I think so.
19:19You tweakers, hit the security code.
19:21Right!
19:24We mean you no harm.
19:26We are a peaceful race.
19:28There are many systems in the galaxy.
19:30You don't need ours.
19:32You offer peace.
19:33We do not have to fight.
19:35But the two-leg things attack.
19:38We will destroy you if we have to.
19:40We are strong.
19:42You will only decimate your species.
19:44Let us have peace instead.
19:46Peace.
19:47Hmm.
19:48The war has cost us many ships.
19:50Many warriors are missing.
19:53Open your mind to mine.
19:55You will know that we bring you the truth.
19:58We will do this.
19:59Begin.
20:03Never have we known peace.
20:05Then stop the fighting.
20:09This peace is something we have dreamed of.
20:12But always the other things attacked us.
20:15They were frightened of you.
20:17If you accept peace, then other species will leave you alone.
20:22Ho, ho, ho, ho.
20:25It will be done.
20:28Ho, ho, ho, ho.
20:31Ho, ho, ho, ho.
20:39Now I've seen everything.
20:45Well, Captain Kidd, not a bad day's work.
20:48I think I lost weight.
20:50You're still toppy.
20:53Oh.
20:54Zack, how about recruiting Kidd for the Galaxy Rangers?
20:58What do you say, Kidd?
21:00Well, I could blow the whistle on the whole operation.
21:03No, please.
21:05Anything but that.
21:31Well, I would be happy with you.
21:34I could make this a bit more time.
21:37All the clouds go dear
21:39Into this world
21:42The world goes danger
21:43They lie
21:46There's galaxy
21:48Rangers
21:49Hilt in the sky
21:50No cuts, no glory
21:53No pain, no gain
21:57One for all
21:59All for one
22:00Riding on the free
22:02No cuts, no glory
22:05Oh, taking a stand
22:10Ready to move it again
22:15No cuts, no glory
22:35No cuts, no glory
22:37No cuts, no glory
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