00:00In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:06In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:17We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:22courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice,
00:26and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:30These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:10All teams, maintain your positions.
01:13Coming in to scanning range.
01:18Computer scans operating.
01:21All wings, watch the gravitational crosswinds.
01:23Their station is balanced on Entropy's edge, the most powerful force in the entire universe.
01:33The slightest mistake, and you can be thrown into oblivion.
01:37Coming in to scanning range.
01:40Target on screen.
01:42Incredible.
01:44Asteroid about 30 kilometers long.
01:46Perfectly balanced on the edge.
01:50Looks like 12 ships, boss.
01:52Fools.
01:54They dare attack our hideout?
01:56You'll blast them into infinity.
01:59Small ships?
02:01They could maneuver the black hole winds like our ships.
02:04They could, but I doubt it.
02:07Sound battle stations.
02:28All wings, here we go.
02:31This is Captain Zachary Fox of the Galaxy Rangers.
02:35Disarm your weapons and come out with your hands up.
02:38You have a brave group, Captain, to risk such close exposure to Entropy's edge.
02:44Let me know what it's like to fall into a black hole.
02:47We've never heard from anyone who survived, because no one has.
02:53This is your last chance to give up peacefully.
02:56The next sound you hear will be our blasters.
03:00Galaxy Rangers, out.
03:02All gun position.
03:03Select your targets.
03:05They're coming in.
03:07Ha ha ha.
03:07This is gonna be good.
03:09Wing leaders, move your interceptor squadrons into attack formations.
03:16Gold wing into position.
03:20Blue wing into position.
03:24Green wing into position.
03:27Doc, feed us our approach vectors.
03:30Coming up, Captain.
03:31All ships must fly within these green vector lines to remain stable in the cross-navigational currents.
03:38If any ship falls outside into the red, the ship will drag you over the edge and into the drainpipe
03:46of the universe.
03:51Gold leader, your wing will join my red wing.
03:55We're going straight down the middle.
03:57Yo, gee.
04:01Not yet.
04:03Excellent shields.
04:04Fire!
04:20Red 2 and 3 go for the power station.
04:33This is red 2.
04:34I'm hit.
04:37Pull out, red 2.
04:38Watch those gravity vectors.
04:40Can't hold it.
04:42Ah!
04:47Gold 3.
04:49Watch those side guns.
04:50Ha ha ha.
05:21All right, green wing, let's knock out those guns.
05:31Green leader, maintain position.
05:35Heavy duty.
05:43We have to go for the main power housing.
05:46Here it is, on the far side.
05:49Blue wing, take it out.
05:55Blue wing is going in.
06:03Blue wing is going in.
06:06Steady, hold position.
06:19I'm hit.
06:20I'm hit.
06:20Maintain position, blue 4.
06:31Blue 4.
06:32Blue 4 and 4.
06:32I'm going for it. Target locked.
06:40Firepower is too heavy. I'm hit.
06:43Need to deflect that power.
06:46Pull out, Blue Leader. They have you locked.
06:49Goldwing, follow me.
07:01Elma, lock in target coordinates.
07:04Target locked, please.
07:07Fire main batteries.
07:16Goldwing, do you copy?
07:18My Gooseman!
07:25Boom! Power down! Weapons out!
07:27Curses! To the ships!
07:30Every man for himself!
07:35Elma, full emergency power!
07:39Emergency systems in order.
07:43Gold Leader, do you copy?
07:45Goos, come in!
07:49Keep all those shields of Elma!
07:55Elma!
07:56Elma!
08:15Elma!
08:32Oh, wow.
08:56Good job, Galaxy Ranger team!
08:59Goose, come in!
09:00Zachary, can you track him?
09:02Negatory. He's vanished.
09:04I got a last position calibration.
09:07He may have slingshot himself through the hole.
09:10Can we compute a search area?
09:12I can use the main computer on Laredo to try.
09:14If he survived the stress forces, he can warp out anywhere.
09:22I am...
09:42Stample my systems. Give me some power.
09:46Now function.
09:47All systems go.
10:00Unable to sustain.
10:02Goose, you must eject.
10:06Goose, it has been a pleasure to serve you.
10:21I've calculated the last pulse from Elma before she disappeared.
10:26The best we can do is cover this area in the empty zone.
10:31Hopefully we can track him once we get closer.
10:33Needle in a haystack?
10:35We must try.
10:36If he's alive, we'll find him.
10:38All right, let's get Ranger One.
10:48Help!
10:50Help!
10:52Help!
10:55Help!
10:56Help!
10:57Help!
10:59Help!
11:00Help!
11:06Help!
11:07Help!
11:13Help!
11:16Help!
11:24Help!
11:27Help!
11:49Shane Gooseman
11:57Annie, where? What happened?
12:00Easy, you've had a terrible accident
12:03Belle's saying thank you
12:05What for?
12:06You saved our lives
12:07I can't remember what happened
12:10I spotted your ship go down
12:13We must leave here
12:14If the local elders saw your ship crash, they'll have patrols out
12:18Easy, we must get back to my village
12:20It's a good three-day ride
12:34It's down to three planets in this sector
12:36Ozark, Tuscaloosa, and Brimstone
12:38Can't you isolate that pulse working on it?
12:41Something's wrong
12:42I can feel it
12:44At least we know he's
12:45Still alive?
12:47Let's try Ozark
12:49Right
12:59What do we have here?
13:02Harboring off-worlders is a dangerous offense, girl
13:06Hey, you let go of me
13:08Take your hands off her dirtbag
13:11Shut your mouth off, worlder
13:14Get down from that horse
13:15You heard him
13:19Stand back
13:20I'll show you how we deal with off-world slime
13:24No!
13:30What kind of sorcery is this?
13:35Monster! It's a monster!
13:44Goose!
13:48We've got to get help
13:49Take the girl
13:51No, you're making a mistake
13:52Shut up
13:53Harboring off-world mutants is a serious offense
13:57Let's go
14:07What kind of sorcery is this?
14:09What's that?
14:09What kind of sorcery is this?
14:10Let's go
14:10We'll be here
14:12What kind of sorcery is this?
14:19Bye-bye
14:21Hy
14:22How are you?
14:26Oh, what kind of sorcery is this?
14:30are you in charge here i'm lord miller i run milltown where are you from gal bucks county
14:39other side of the smokies long way from home aren't you it's a free planet i can explore
14:46where i choose you stand accused of aiding an off-world monster how do you plead he was
14:54no monster he was a galaxy ranger i saw it it was a stranger thing as ever i hope to
15:02see
15:03all quivering and glowing weren't no ranger i'll tell you that my patrols will bring this thing in
15:11meanwhile little girl you stay put no doc you're a darn good navigator don't thank me
15:21hold one emergency sleep now i'm going to see if i can get a trace on him
15:39his implant is malfunctioning he can't control his bio defenses well at least can you get a heading
15:46so we can track him yes northwest let's go
15:52people around here don't take kindly to monsters then they must hate you bucks county ain't them
16:01coward elders live there i hear they even have off-worlders living with them your brain must be
16:08the size of a pea why i ought to oh you're real tough on the other side of cell bars
16:24oh you had it
16:33what the
16:37oh
16:39oh
16:56get your weapons we'll finish this thing once and for all
17:00oh
17:14we got him now
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18:12Someone help me, please! He's sinking!
18:19No! Let go of me! No!
18:24No!
18:28Keep away from him! The next man who raises a weapon gets blasted to Atom!
18:35You have no jurisdiction here, Galaxy Rangers! This is a local affair!
18:41Get out of my way, harebrain! He's one of my men! Doc, check him out!
18:48My Gooseman, is that you? That's you!
18:52He doesn't recognize us!
18:54Let me through!
18:57Easy, Goose! I'm here!
19:00Okay, Doc! Go to it!
19:04Lifeline! You'll go in and deactivate the implant!
19:08Repair whatever you can!
19:10Right, Doc!
19:13No, Goose! They're your friends! They'll help you!
19:20Ooh!
19:29What, my Gooseman? Get out of my face!
19:33You're welcome!
19:37Well, Beauty and the Goose!
19:44All right, Goose! Ready to blast off!
19:46Be right there, Captain!
19:48Will it always be goodbye for us, Shane?
19:52Watch the skies. Every star that falls brings my heart back to you.
20:11Come on, Belle. Come on, Belle. We got a lot of stargazing to do.
20:15Goose!
20:23Goose!
20:33You're welcome!
20:37Eugene, the star!
20:38We'll be right back!
20:39Ooh!
20:40Goose!
20:41Goose!
20:42Are we right now?
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