00:00In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:06In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:17We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:22courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice,
00:26and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:30These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:14This is Grana Flight Tower. You are cleared for landing, Galaxy Rangers.
01:18Roger, Grana Tower. Well, here we are. Planet Grana.
01:25Wow. Thousands of square miles of super wheat.
01:29Let's hope kiwi vegetables take to the soil as well.
01:32Yeah. I remember a kiwi strawberry the size of a basketball.
01:36Tasted like it had been through a hoop a million times.
01:39Our experiments have come a long way since then.
01:42Yeah? Well, I remember planet Floco, too.
01:55Well, Nico, all our tests have shown very little gene displacement so far.
02:01The wheat clones are holding up just fine.
02:04And today's the first day of the harvest, too.
02:06That's good news.
02:08Yep, that's a big party day for us.
02:10I haven't been to a party in Young's.
02:13Yep, no Floco.
02:16Floco? What's that?
02:17You haven't heard about the planet Floco on this side of the frontier, then?
02:21I guess I'm glad.
02:23Ha, ha, ha, ha. That was wild.
02:25The kiwi vegetables mutated into flying plants.
02:29Ha, ha, ha. Ooh-wee.
02:31That's a good one, Goose-o-Roy.
02:33Thanks a lot, Shane.
02:35And I thought I could live that one down.
02:38Ha, ha, ha.
02:39Hey, that ain't funny.
02:42What happened?
02:43The plant slipped into a bacterial mutation.
02:45So we seeded some clouds and got some good rains going.
02:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:50It smelled so bad that I stayed in the spaceship behind good airlocks.
02:56Ha, ha. You know what I mean?
02:58Ha, ha, ha.
02:58Ha, hoo-hoo-ee.
03:00Stop it. You're killing me.
03:01Cheer up, Arnold.
03:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:03You do realize this is purely a survey mission.
03:07Uh, yeah. Well now, Ambassador Zozo, I'd like to see your printouts on these new kiwi vegetables.
03:14You needn't worry. All the new vegetables have been completely redesigned.
03:23All this wheat.
03:24They'll be feeding all the exploration groups this side of the League of Planets.
03:29Ah, yes.
03:30Yes. I think our new dwarf bung plant will grow very well here.
03:34Survey Sector A2 has prime soil conditions.
03:38All right with you, Zozo.
03:40All looks good to me. Let's do it.
03:46This thumper will use echo studies to complete an underground survey map.
03:51The heavy soundings will give us essential soil data.
03:55Okay, I'm starting this puppy up.
04:10Hey, guys. It's party time.
04:13YAH!
04:30YAH!
04:37Ouch!
04:43Hey, any of you kids ever hear tale of the scarecrow?
04:48Gosh, no.
04:50On harvest night, one just like this, when the folks are all having a big party,
04:58out in the fields, under the full moon, the scarecrow starts a-twitching.
05:05It comes to life, and climbs down from its pole.
05:09Johnny, what does it want?
05:12The graveyard, of course.
05:14It does.
05:19What does it want in the graveyard, Johnny?
05:22It wants to see if there's anybody freshly buried.
05:26Yeah, and what if there is?
05:28Then it digs it up, and brings it back to life again.
05:34Eww, that's creepy.
05:37What if there isn't anybody freshly buried?
05:39Then it goes on into the town, to get somebody still living.
05:44What does it want them for, Johnny?
05:46Well, that's the scary part.
05:48Eww!
05:50Eww!
05:52Eww!
05:55Because nobody knows.
05:58Now, that's enough of that scary nonsense, Johnny.
06:01Eww!
06:02Eww!
06:02Eww!
06:03Eww!
06:03Eww!
06:04Eww!
06:06Eww!
06:26Can you imagine the kind of fun the Galaxy Rangers get into?
06:30Now that's my idea of police work!
06:33Yeah!
06:37Who's out here in this storm?
06:41Hey mister, you need help?
06:44What in the world?
06:48Hey, you can't do that!
06:50Get away from me!
06:51Whoa!
06:52Whoa!
06:55Whoa!
06:58Whoa!
07:00Whoa!
07:02Whoa!
07:04Whoa!
07:06Okay, superhero, the fun's over.
07:09Oh, Johnny, don't be so jealous.
07:18Come on, let's take a walk, Norma.
07:20But it's raining, Johnny.
07:23I'm so pretty.
07:26You will be mine.
07:30No one but Shane Gooseman shall ride me.
07:35Good, I shall enjoy like that.
07:39Now feel my will.
07:51So, what is the name of your girlfriend, Goose?
07:55Girlfriend?
07:56Come on, Shane, I was watching you.
07:58She is very pretty.
08:00She already has a date, and so do I.
08:06Help, please!
08:08Johnny's been shot!
08:14Triton!
08:21Nico, Zozo, let's move!
08:30Hey, that's my Jeep!
08:32Move it or lose it, Kimball.
08:44What was that thing?
08:46Quiet!
08:47Nico, can you spot anything?
08:50Negative.
08:50Disability about zero.
08:55This is the strangest thing.
08:57I've never seen such a heavy fog.
09:00I don't know how he's keeping Triton under control.
09:03That horse is programmed to let only me ride it.
09:11He's heading into Misty Boggs!
09:13Hang on.
09:14We can't go in there.
09:19Come on, Mel.
09:21You can catch him.
09:22Triton is usually faster than I, but he's not running well tonight.
09:41Where are we?
09:44We'll never find him in the Misty Boggs.
09:47Shh!
09:47I think I hear something.
09:51That dirtbag's taking Triton.
09:54Some of the bogs are ten feet deep.
09:57Shh!
09:57You guys, listen!
10:04Triton!
10:08Triton!
10:10Triton!
10:11Triton!
10:17Triton!
10:23Don't shoot!
10:25It's me, your little Kiwi buddy!
10:28Zozo, throw me a line.
10:31That thing will regret taking my horse.
10:35There it is!
10:48He's coming.
10:49Niko.
10:49Right.
11:05Niko!
11:13How's Johnny?
11:14The doc say he'll pull through.
11:17You look pretty as ever.
11:19Thank you, Zozo.
11:21Can you remember anything more?
11:23I remember Triton glowing as if he was carrying some kind of electric charge.
11:29And then I got hit.
11:30And then I don't remember anything more.
11:33I'm sorry, Goose, but I don't.
11:34It's weird.
11:36People said they saw the chief officer of Hodown Police riding Triton.
11:40And today they found the chief and his assistant out on the highway.
11:43The thumper was destroyed as well.
11:46Nobody but me can ride Triton.
11:48He wouldn't let them.
11:50Well, this someone did, and we've got to find him.
11:53You're staying put.
11:54I'm going back out.
11:55I'll take Mel.
11:56Be careful, Shane.
12:02Funny thing about lying in the ground for a hundred million years, you store up the urge to talk.
12:12Ha!
12:13That's easy for you to say.
12:15What do you call this stuff?
12:17Why, that's my best coffee, Officer Box.
12:20Hmm.
12:20And what's this food called?
12:23Them's eggs and hash browns with bacon and mushrooms, of course.
12:30Oh, this needs a little something.
12:34Don't you think Officer Box is acting peculiar?
12:39What have you got in the cupboard?
12:44Huh?
12:46But Officer Box, that's not people food.
13:00Maybe so, but it tastes great.
13:06What's the plan, Goose?
13:08Okay, Mel.
13:09Try and pick up on Triton's beta field.
13:12It should be showing if he's powered up.
13:14Initiating scan now.
13:21We'll cover the fields on this side of the highway first.
13:24What do you think we're looking for?
13:26I don't know, Zozo.
13:27We don't know what we're dealing with.
13:29Anyone who can make Triton carry him must have some powerful weapons.
13:43All right, my beauty.
13:46Now we shall ride the night to find a spaceship.
14:12Shane.
14:14Shane.
14:37Goose, come in.
14:41Goose, come in.
14:46You have a spaceship docked on this planet.
14:50Give me the command codes.
14:53Why did you shoot the boy?
14:54And that policeman?
14:56After a hundred million years, my life force grew weary and I needed theirs.
15:01What are you?
15:04I am as beyond you as you are of the insects.
15:09Now, little insect, give me those codes.
15:16Oh, man, you are overdrawn on your account.
15:37Scarecrow!
15:40Eat light!
15:48He went that-a-way!
15:58Easy, babe.
16:00Sleep now.
16:09My sensors show that Triton is being controlled by an alien power field of some unknown type.
16:15I was right.
16:16That is how he's riding Triton.
16:25Come on, Mel, faster!
16:27I will try, but Triton is a Model 6 racing chassis.
16:34I detect very strange power fields.
16:38You don't say.
16:45What do you want?
16:47Where did he go?
16:49Who?
16:49The Scarecrow.
16:50He was just ahead of me.
16:52Why don't you look in the barn?
17:09Oh, no!
17:11Triton!
17:14Goose, my friend!
17:23Easy, boy.
17:25Your energy flux is overloaded.
17:27The time has come.
17:30You must beat your best with a good, Galaxy Ranger.
17:35You're gonna have to try me, Scarecrow.
17:38Scarecrow?
17:39Aha!
17:40I like that.
17:42I will take that for my name in this new life.
18:16Drop your gun, or else...
18:27Fire!
18:31Help!
18:34Go!
18:35Go!
18:36Go!
18:36Go!
18:37Go!
18:37Go!
18:37Go!
18:54That's the last we'll see of him, at least.
18:57I wouldn't bet on it.
19:02This is Granite Tower, Ranger One. You are fueled and cleared for takeoff.
19:10Thanks for everything, Galaxy Rangers. Y'all come back now, yeah?
19:29A completely different kind of life form. So alien, we could never imagine what kind of world it came from.
19:36More powerful than mutated kiwi vegetables?
20:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:05Ha ha ha ha ha!
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