00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies.
00:24Courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the galaxy rangers.
00:38Into these worlds but no danger than I
00:44There's a galaxy rangers here in the sky
00:48No, that's no glory
00:50Oh, taking a stand
00:55Ready to prove it again
01:18Hmm, these are the latest kiwi gene vegetables. Here Waldo, have a taste.
01:27I'm afraid it won't agree with me
01:32Oh, goodness, excuse me
01:34It came from Q-Ball's lab
01:37What's so unusual about that?
01:48Stay away from the door, it's red hot
01:55Q-Ball, where are you?
02:00Q-Ball, you okay?
02:02Okay, I'm wonderful
02:05Q-Ball, your lab's been destroyed
02:07What in Endor's name?
02:10I'm afraid I caused this chaos
02:13It's all my fault
02:14Who is that?
02:17My latest, most magnificent creation
02:20Ladies and gentlemen, meet Rusty
02:25I am very honored to meet you
02:27Whoa!
02:30Q-Ball, she's adorable
02:31Big deal, another tin can
02:34On the contrary, my good goose
02:37Rusty's a synthesis of our strongest metals
02:40With circuits from over a hundred different beta memory units
02:43Unfortunately, Rusty's molecular fusion chamber
02:47Was destroyed by a violent energy backlash
02:50But Rusty survived
02:52Wow, when you made Rusty, you really broke the mold
02:56A mobile computer droid as brilliant as anything on Beta Mountain?
03:01She's something to look at, Q-Ball
03:03But smarter than all of Beta's master computers?
03:07I don't buy that
03:08If a test would be deemed appropriate, I would gladly cooperate
03:12You got it, lady
03:14Give me the square root of the antimatter hyperdrive fraction K-Q to the fifteenth power
03:27What do you think, Waldo?
03:29I think he stumped her
03:31Not even the Andorian physicists know the precise root of their hyperdrive equation
03:36I believe the answer to your question
03:42Is the fourth dimensional number a lean?
03:46Amazing!
03:47I don't believe it! She's discovered a new number!
03:51Oh, my God!
03:55Cube, speak to us!
03:57Was it something I said?
04:01This Beta Control prepare Ranger One for cargo transport
04:05RUMBO is ready for transport
04:16RUMBO is ready for transport
04:20Ranger One is go!
04:45Thank you for accompanying me on my first mission, Ranger Hartford
04:49No problem, Rusty!
04:51However, I am proficient in the operation of the Pursuities' new RUMBO machine
04:56Are you trying to say me and my tweakers aren't in your league?
05:00No, merely that your presence here is pointless
05:05Ah... Rusty the robot!
05:08Approaching Planet Pursuit
05:27Come on, you demons! Get a move on!
05:33Ah, shut up, you little jerk!
05:36Do you know who you're talking to, you fat-headed demon?
05:39I'm Larry!
05:41Special assistant and apprentice in training
05:44For the great space sorcerer, Mogul the Magnificent!
05:48Special stooge in training is more like it!
06:00After we bring back Mogul his magic stuff, he'll make me a real magician!
06:05Larry the sorcerer! What a boob!
06:08I'm going to be the biggest sorcerer ever and I'll show everybody!
06:14She's pretty, isn't she, Daddy?
06:17Yes, daughter. You're a beautiful machine, Rusty
06:19Thank you, Miss Judy!
06:22Now, if you come this way, Iktar
06:25Your brand new RUMBO 44!
06:35We'll just fire this puppy up!
06:44The RUMBO is made of pure titanium steel
06:47It is completely mobile and has many functions
06:51It can dig into my shovel
06:58And it can drill into mountainsides
07:16Splendid! Yeah!
07:18Thank you for the demonstration, Ranger Hartford
07:20This machine will be a great boon to our mining operations
07:24Rusty here is going to help locate deposits of minerals
07:27Allow me
07:34What's she doing?
07:36Rusty's checking the soil under the village for mineral residue
07:39She may even find some star stones
07:41She is indeed amazing!
07:44A computer with eyelashes, if you ask me
07:46I do not need them
07:48I do not need them
07:56Now, where is it?
07:59Looks like some magic stuff up here
08:12Oh, boy, am I going to yell that
08:16What is this stuff all over me?
08:18There it is!
08:20Mogul spell book!
08:23Hmm...
08:24Hmm...
08:25Ooh...
08:26Igna Plagnum
08:30Ooh...
08:31Wow!
08:32I turned on Mogul's computer ball
08:34Larry the Saucer
08:36I like it!
08:38Oh, it's those pesky fur balls in the village
08:42Oh, sorry!
08:45She...
08:46She's beautiful!
08:48I've never felt this way before
08:50I feel I could leap into the air and fly!
08:53Ouch!
08:56It must be love
08:58That's the only explanation
09:00But how can I meet her?
09:03Of course!
09:04Larry the Saucerer!
09:12No star stone particles in this patch, Ranger Hartford
09:15Shall we look further?
09:18No, Rusty
09:19It'll be dark soon
09:20And just...
09:21Call me Doc, okay?
09:22Ranger Hartford
09:24Beta Bylaw 813
09:26Specifically states that no drawer or machine of a lower rank may...
09:33Where in the world?
09:36What?
09:36Has Mogul returned?
09:37I did it!
09:38I did it!
09:39Ha-ha!
09:40Beloved!
09:41I am Larry!
09:42Warlock of the Cosmos!
09:45Woof!
09:45And I am Rusty CompuDroid from Earth
09:48Not your beloved
09:51Rusty, what a beautiful name
09:52It rose off the tongue like a dew of a flower
09:55Yeah!
09:56Listen, Harry!
09:57Dance to Harry
09:59If you don't mind, Rusty and I are gonna head back where we came from, okay?
10:04Got that, Jerry?
10:05Eeeh!
10:07The name is Larry!
10:08Yeah, well, I'm a galaxy ranger and your name doesn't mean squat to me!
10:13Eeeh!
10:13Galaxy rangers?
10:15Oh, no!
10:19Rusty, wake my glittering goddess!
10:22Listen to this!
10:24Sweet, hot, snooki-wooki!
10:27Parts of town!
10:28Priggy-brucky!
10:30Huh?
10:41Rusty!
10:42Awake it, Rusty!
10:43And you will see the one you love most in all the universe!
10:47The one you love most!
10:50Oh, Doc!
10:52You cutie pie!
10:53Oh!
10:54No!
10:55Uh, Rusty!
10:57Ducky-poo, can I help it if my circuit's been all warm and syrupy when I look at you?
11:02What have I done?
11:04My life is ruined!
11:06Bury the sorcerer!
11:08Great!
11:08Come on, Rusty!
11:10We're getting out of here!
11:11I'll follow you anywhere, Doc, my darling!
11:14Rusty!
11:15Baby!
11:16Come back!
11:17I'll find another more powerful spell to make Rusty fall in love with me!
11:22Finally!
11:23I thought we'd never find our way out!
11:26We've got to warn Vader the demons are back!
11:29Oh, Doc, let's just stay here together!
11:32Don't worry, Galaxy Rangers, you're not going anyplace!
11:38How did you get into the castle?
11:41No!
11:44Gee, fellas, can we talk this over?
11:47There's nothing to discuss with these ugly goons, Doc-y-poo!
11:52No!
11:55Take that!
11:57Mogul will reward us well for capturing a Galaxy Ranger!
12:04Whoops!
12:08Come and get it!
12:13Oh, Doc, you're so brave!
12:16I agree!
12:17Well, thank goodness that's all over!
12:21Secubi!
12:22Nola Lobis!
12:25Some of this!
12:26Some of this!
12:29Something else!
12:31Some of this!
12:33And some of this!
12:35Rats, I can't even do a simple spell!
12:40Aaaaahhh!
12:46What?!
12:48I don't know!
12:54Aaaaaahhh!
12:56Aaaaaahhh!
12:58Hey!
13:10Holy heart failure! Let's get out of here!
13:29Oh, Doctor Who, what's a girl to be afraid of when she's protected by a big, strong galaxy ranger like
13:36you?
13:39How about being crushed? Woah!
13:44Oh, why don't we just cuddle up and stay here all day?
13:48Rusty, knock it off! We gotta do something before that big, lovesick loon finds us!
13:54Nay, why, oh why must I be so irresistible?
13:57That's it! Rusty, you're the key! You've got holographic capability, right?
14:03Darling, what kind of concert droid do you think I am?
14:16Quick, Firefly! Zip into Rusty's circuits and give her a power boost!
14:21Alright!
14:24I want you to project an image of yourself as large as possible, Rusty!
14:30Anything for you, darling!
14:35Yoo-hoo, Larry, honey!
14:39Wow!
14:43Oh, Doc, isn't it romantic?
14:46Will you come on? We gotta warn the Busyutti!
14:53He-he-he-he-he-he-he!
14:55He-he-he-he-he-he!
15:11Clear out the women and children fast, cause there's a mean giant coming this way!
15:16Oh, Doc, how I love a man to chase charge!
15:19A giant?
15:24Is that...
15:25Yep!
15:30Rusty, baby!
15:35Rusty, you helped Iktar evacuate the place!
15:38I'm gonna knock the wind out of that 20-story Romeo!
15:41Oh, Doc-y-poo, be careful!
15:45Shucks!
15:46Galaxy Ranger, ho!
15:49Come!
15:50Come to Ranger One!
15:54Maybe this'll cool off, old lover boy!
15:56Err-errr-er!
16:01Err-er-err!
16:04Err-err!
16:06Err-err!
16:07Err-err!
16:10The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
16:15Err-err!
16:17Err!
16:18Err-err!
16:19Err-err!
16:21Err-err!
16:24Err-er-er!
16:26Doki-Poo! I can't bear to move!
16:29I'm sure Ranger Hartford knows exactly what he's doing.
16:33You don't know my Doki-Poo. He hasn't the slightest idea what he's doing.
16:47Doki, come back!
17:04Time for some unlicensed dental work.
17:23Oh, no! My poor, poor Doki-Poo!
17:32Oh, no! My poor, poor Doki-Poo!
17:36No!
17:38Rusty? Oh, no!
17:43Now you've done it, you giant moron! You've destroyed her! You've destroyed Rusty!
17:50Rusty, I'm sorry!
18:03I'm sorry. I just wanted to make her like me.
18:07Don't you realize you can't force people to like you?
18:10You can't use magic to do that.
18:13Just simple kindness is enough.
18:16If you're nice to someone, Larry, chances are they'll be nice to you in return.
18:21But now it's too late.
18:29You've destroyed my computer! My spellbook! My crystal ball! Everything!
18:38I'll go back! I can explain!
18:40Save it! From now on you'll be lucky if I let you carry my cloak!
18:48Goodbye, Rusty. I'll never forget you.
18:52Whoa!
18:59She was a machine lady, wasn't she?
19:02Yeah.
19:04Please, Becca.
19:04But if we can find all the parts, he can put her back together, can't he?
19:10You're right, Becca. If you and your people can collect all of Rusty's parts, just maybe I could do it.
19:18Let's go, everybody!
19:20Let's go, everybody!
19:26The doctor will operate!
19:33Here we go, Lifeline!
19:35The most important circuit connection.
19:39Go inside and find me the correct fusing point. And be careful!
19:49This is it!
19:56This is it!
20:09He's this!
20:10Everybody cross your fingers!
20:12What?
20:12What?
20:18Rusty?
20:21Rusty? Rusty, speak to me.
20:24It's me, Doc-y-poo.
20:28Doc-y-poo?
20:31Wahoo! Rusty, you're alive!
20:34Please, Ranger Hartford.
20:37I find this emotional outburst quite unnecessary.
20:41Thank you for repairing me.
20:43I am now functioning in tip-top condition.
20:46Oh, and by the way, what exactly is a...
20:49Doc-y-poo?
20:51Ha-ha...
20:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
20:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
20:59-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
21:00Ha!
21:01Hey! What am I laughing at?
21:03Doc, you are one funny dude.
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