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The Runaways Part 03
Schneider uses CB radio to search for Julie and her boyfriend.
Schneider uses CB radio to search for Julie and her boyfriend.
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00:01This is it. This is it. This is life. The one you get to go and have a ball. This
00:10is it. This is it. Straight ahead and rest assured you can't be sure at all.
00:16So while you're here, enjoy the view. Keep on doing what you do. Hold on tight, we'll muddle through one
00:25day at a time. So up on your feet, somewhere there's music playing. Don't you worry, love. Just take it
00:36like it's off one day at a time.
00:38One day at a time.
01:08Row after row, a clean, low mileage car. So folks, if you can't sleep, worried about that clunk you're a
01:15-driving, y'all come on down to Tex O'Toole's Night Owl Jubilee and take advantage of a big pre-dawn
01:22discount.
01:23But y'all hurry before I take my wife and kitties off to church. Always feel better if I've helped
01:30a fellow human being before I offer my thanks to the Almighty.
01:34And now back to our feature film starring Hoot Gibson and Smiley Burnett.
01:58Mom?
01:59Julie.
02:02I'm sorry, Barbara.
02:04What are you doing up?
02:08I couldn't stop thinking about Julie running away.
02:14Join the club.
02:17I never thought I'd miss her so much.
02:21You know, she used to talk in her sleep.
02:23Pete! Pete, no!
02:25No, stop it, Pete!
02:26Pete! Pete, stop it!
02:28Stop it some more!
02:32I used to lie there getting jealous until I caught her with one eye open.
02:37That's our Julie.
02:39I guess now she'd say,
02:41No, Pete, no, no.
02:43I'm sorry, I can't go play miniature golf with you.
02:45I promised Chuck I'd run away with him.
02:50I'm a fan.
02:53Damn him anyway.
02:54Mom, it's not all Chuck's fault.
02:57I know, I know, I know.
02:58He's really a pretty straight guy.
03:00Well, he took Julie and me to his church picnic, and he was great in the sack.
03:06Sack race, Ma.
03:07Sack race.
03:11It made you smile.
03:12It's worth something.
03:15Oh, my darling.
03:18I'm very glad you got up.
03:22I feel very alone.
03:25David would have come down.
03:27Yeah, I couldn't ask him.
03:28He's, uh, flying out to California this morning to consult on a case.
03:36Oh, Barbara, it's all so frustrating.
03:40You live your life, you make mistakes, you try to learn by them.
03:44When you try to pass that knowledge on to your kids, they not only don't learn, they resent you for
03:48it.
03:49But let Chucky Poo, from his 19 years of wisdom, say anything, and it's gospel.
03:54Why?
03:55I guess it's because he says what she wants to hear.
03:57Come on, Barbara, do you really want a parent who tells you what you want to hear?
04:01Yes, sometimes.
04:04Oh, Mom, it's frustrating for kids, too.
04:07First you say, grow up, make your own decisions.
04:10Then when we do make our own decisions, you say, what did you do that for?
04:13I went out and bought my own t-shirt with my own money, and you made me take it back.
04:18I'm the only girl in school who doesn't have a t-shirt with something dirty written on it.
04:23I'm sorry.
04:25I apologize.
04:27Huh.
04:28It all seems so unimportant.
04:30Come on.
04:31Let's go to bed.
04:32Mom, you're not listening.
04:34You ask me about it, and then when we start talking, you say, let's go to bed.
04:38I'll bet when Julie wants to talk, Chuck doesn't say, let's go to bed.
04:48Even money.
04:53Who is that?
04:54What's the big idea, Ms. Romano, getting your super out of bed at 4 o'clock in the morning
04:58to fix a leaky faucet?
05:00I mean, I put in an 18-hour day as it is here around here.
05:04I mean, I don't get any overtime.
05:06Snyder, I don't have a leaky...
05:07Shh.
05:09I am just trying to protect your reputation from nosy ears.
05:13What do I want?
05:14What do I want?
05:14I want to give you the news that came in over to CB.
05:18Rest Stop Rosie was wheeling in on 35, and she eyeballed a fun house.
05:23Who?
05:23Rest Stop Rosie.
05:25She's a lady truck driver.
05:26She can downshare 14 gears and roll a cigarette all at the same time.
05:30Oh, listen.
05:31I rigged an aerial on the roof.
05:32We can plug in a CB down here.
05:35Rest Stop Rosie?
05:36Ah, she's a beautiful person.
05:38Drives in high heels.
05:40Anyway, she spotted the fun house.
05:43Fun house?
05:44The van.
05:47Chuck's van.
05:48Where?
05:48When?
05:48Now relax.
05:49Like I told you, Rest Stop was coming in on 35, and that's when she passed the van, see?
05:53But she didn't know then that we wanted it.
05:55Now she does.
05:56She went back to check it out.
05:57I can probably signify it right now.
05:58Now, break a 1-9, this is Super Stud.
06:06This is Super Stud calling Rest Stop Rosie.
06:09Come in, Rosie.
06:1114 gears.
06:13I wonder if she likes a double clutch.
06:16Hey, good buddy, Rest Stop here.
06:19Pass the word to Carrot Top.
06:20I checked out the fun house.
06:22Where?
06:22Where's the van?
06:23Who's Carrot Top?
06:24That's your mom.
06:25Here, you talk to her.
06:26Um, hi.
06:28Uh, Rest Stop?
06:29Press the button.
06:30Oh.
06:32Um, hi, Rest Stop.
06:33This is Julie's mother.
06:34Carrot Top.
06:35Never give your right name.
06:36Schneider.
06:36Go ahead.
06:37Um, hi.
06:39This is Carrot Top Rest Stop.
06:41Um, uh, where's the van?
06:43Let up the button.
06:44Uh, good buddy?
06:45Let up the button.
06:46How come she has a hand?
06:47Let up the button.
06:48Oh.
06:49Um, where's the van?
06:50The fun house.
06:51The fun house.
06:52I'm not gonna say that.
06:52The fun house.
06:53Let up the button.
06:54Let go of the button, honey.
06:58It's parked on the side of the road.
07:00Um, it has leopard spots.
07:03No, it's got tiger stripes and a sign that says honk if you love Jesus.
07:12Uh, listen, Rest Stop, I think what you got there is a revival van.
07:17Oh, sorry, Carrot Top.
07:19Well, keep looking.
07:2010-4, super stud.
07:2410-4, Rosie, and let us know if you've seen anything, huh?
07:27Mom, we're gonna find her.
07:29I'm really sorry, Ms. Romano.
07:31I, uh, I really thought we found Julie, you know?
07:34Yeah.
07:36I really am sorry.
07:38I'm causing you nothing but misery.
07:39Oh, that's not true, Dwayne.
07:41You're trying.
07:42Well, I mean, I could have checked that out.
07:44That's no big deal.
07:46I tell you what, I'll, uh, I'll let you know if I hear anything, huh?
07:50Dwayne, have you been on that thing all night?
07:52Oh, well, you know me.
07:53I mean, I'm night people.
07:57Thanks.
07:59Schneider, you really love Julie, don't you?
08:02I'm, uh, I'm fine of Julie.
08:04I mean, I'm fine of her.
08:05I don't have any kids of my own.
08:07And, uh, and you, you people, uh, you're two weeks behind in your rent.
08:12What?
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:21Uh, well, thank God the rest of the tenants don't have leaky faucets at 4 a.m. in the morning.
08:25I, uh, I probably have to sit up all night with my plumber's helper, and he's got a face...
08:38Oh, Barbara, what is Julie doing out there all alone?
08:42She's not alone.
08:43She's with Chuck.
08:44And there's two other people that they picked up.
08:46That's another thing.
08:47What does she know about them?
08:49Who are they?
08:50She trusts everybody except me.
08:54Damn it, what is she trying to do?
09:25Oh, hi, sunshine.
09:28How are you this morning?
09:32Oh, I'm great.
09:34I'm great.
09:36How are you?
09:37I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm stiff, and I'm hungry.
09:41Oh, and I'm so glad to be here.
09:45And I need a shower.
09:50It's not you, it's them.
09:53What's the time?
09:54Can you ask what time it is?
09:56I'm starving.
09:58Oh!
10:00Ow!
10:01Watch it, stupid ass!
10:03I'm sorry.
10:04What are you doing?
10:04You're stepping on my foot there.
10:06What do you think you're kicking?
10:06What do you think you're kicking?
10:07What?
10:07I lost my face.
10:11Hey.
10:12I lost my toothbrush.
10:14Hey, man.
10:16Use ours.
10:19Uh, no thanks, ma'am.
10:22Where's my boot?
10:23Oh, and I was using it as a pillow.
10:25Right.
10:27Oh!
10:28Hey, I like your beads.
10:30Did you make them?
10:31No, Chuck did.
10:32See, each one represents a date.
10:34This is for the bike-a-thon, and this is for the sock hop, and this is for the church
10:38pillow.
10:40Hey, where are you guys from?
10:44Indianapolis.
10:45Thrill City.
10:47Uh, uh, uh.
10:50How long have you two been on the road, anyway?
10:53Ten months.
10:54I split a year ago when I was 15.
10:57You're only 16?
10:59Yeah.
11:00It's the way I do my hair.
11:04Where did you two meet?
11:05In L.A.
11:06Doing pornos.
11:09She was in porno movies?
11:10Not her.
11:11Me, man.
11:13The director said I was naturally photogenic.
11:18Control yourself.
11:22Anyway, you going to L.A.?
11:23Maybe I can give you a reference.
11:25Oh, uh, no thanks.
11:25I mean, I have a job, uh, washing cars.
11:28Oh.
11:29Some job.
11:32Hey, who needs work, anyway?
11:33You can always pick up a buck here and there.
11:36Yeah.
11:37All you gotta do is stand around in a nice neighborhood, and somebody's gonna give you money to go take
11:42a bath.
11:44That's begging.
11:45You don't have to beg.
11:46The world is full of opportunities.
11:48Hey, the world is a crock.
11:51Not if you need somebody you love.
11:53Love is a crock.
11:57I'm hungry, baby.
11:59Hey, you guys got any food stamps?
12:02No.
12:03Forget it.
12:05Hey, let's go out to a diner and have a big feed, huh?
12:07Oh, hey, we're kind of watching our money now.
12:09You got money?
12:10How much?
12:12Oh, not much.
12:14Well, all you need is a quarter.
12:16A quarter?
12:16Yeah.
12:17You just sit down at the counter, and you order some ham and eggs.
12:22And then you wait till some guy next to you comes in and orders just coffee.
12:26Then you switch to checks on them.
12:31Let's go eat, huh?
12:34We'll be right out.
12:35All right.
12:36All right.
12:40What do you want to pick them up for, anyway?
12:42Well, they're paying us three bucks a night.
12:43They haven't paid yet.
12:45Come on, Chuck.
12:47Is that what we want?
12:48To be like them?
12:49Eh, eh, eh.
12:52No.
12:53No, of course not.
12:55Well, come on.
12:56Be honest now.
12:57We agreed always to be honest, okay?
12:59Now, you wanted to be free.
13:01Well, so did you.
13:02But not like them.
13:04Julie, we didn't break away to be bums, and you know it.
13:07We took off to do our own thing.
13:09When are we going to start doing it?
13:11We're doing it now.
13:12Washing cars?
13:13Oh, hey.
13:14Come on.
13:15Would you give me a break?
13:16I mean, this is just a start.
13:24Okay, look, Julie, you said be honest, right?
13:27Are you sorry you ran away with me?
13:30Chuck, I'm not sorry.
13:32Well, I just kind of thought it would be nicer.
13:34Oh, hey, come on now.
13:38It will be sunshine.
13:40It will be.
13:51Hey, Danny.
13:53Yeah?
13:54Did you see their tape deck?
13:56Right.
13:57I could bring 40 bucks.
14:00It will be.
14:01It will be.
14:08Now stir 20 times.
14:111, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
14:20hello 11 12 hi david how's california 13 14 we're making brownies 15 16 no we haven't heard a word
14:31yet but we've checked with the police at least 20 times 21 22 where was i thank you 17 18
14:40yeah
14:41i'll tell mom you called okay bye-bye 19 20 21 22 22 21 20 hi hi mom how was
15:02work huh work how was it oh
15:07okay did you uh tell them julie ran away i had to tell my boss i missed two days
15:13what did he say said he wished his daughter would run away
15:21she's 34
15:24uh were there any calls zillion david just called dad called chuck spokes called and the indianapolis star
15:31called the indianapolis star they know about it no they wanted us to buy a subscription
15:37oh barbara all right okay all right barbie out of the kitchen there take this and set it up okay
15:49you kick off your shoes pop off your girdle and set your mojo down over here
15:59what is this this is relax because the schneid is taken over now you're so upset about julie that you
16:06can't even fix any dinner what we have here is duane schneider's instant international delight
16:15tony's garbanzo bean salad we have some cheese burritos from el toro we have some wufang's kosher dills
16:26and some boneless sardines from norway with a heeny-peeny-feen
16:33schneider that sounds great wait there is more after dinner i am taking you both over to the indianapolis
16:39500 wax museum they got a new display any granitelli drink in a can of stp
16:47noto we can't go out julie might call
16:50miss romano uh julie has been gone for three days
16:53now you can't sit around and moat forever
16:58life must go on you know who said that gunga din
17:02huh it's uh dinner here you just relax breaker one nine breaker one nine this is barbie's massage
17:10parlor calling all you handsome gear jammers and if by chance very funny very funny now every truck
17:16within 50 miles is probably in a skid
17:23barbie's massage parlor this is beer belly uh what's your location how late are you open
17:31breaker one nine beer belly this is super stud uh take your foot off the brake before you jackknife
17:36the rig it was just some jailbait fooling around hey super stud where you been boy we found your
17:44teeny drifters in their fun house uh you sure now i mean this isn't any false alarm is that i
17:50got
17:50carrot top right here leopard spotted van license number 93 x one five four two uh belly uh belly
17:59push the button uh uh listen are they safe uh who's breaking in uh this is uh carrot top are
18:07they
18:07safe yeah the state police picked up the van with the kids in it it's a bad scene they're hopping
18:14mad the girl kicked smoky in the shins now uh don't sweat it carrot top everything is cool
18:22they're bringing them on home here julie's coming home mom julie's coming home yeah they picked up the
18:32kids now where else they're gonna take them 31 flavors oh thanks belly thanks belly thanks belly hey i like
18:45you're 10-4 hey listen belly that was good work kid i i owe you one huh you keep your
18:54nose between the
18:55ditches and smoky the bear out of your britches okay
19:02uh carrot top calling super stud carrot top calling super stud oh good work 10-4 good buddy
19:11i go to button
19:14uh okay uh barbara i want you to uh uh call your father and call chuck's folks and call david
19:21oh carrot top's a little shaky oh you sure you don't want another coat of dough no no no uh
19:40thank
19:40you i i can't eat and see the thing is i don't know what to say to her once it
19:46comes in i mean do i
19:47say hi what's new or do i say go straight to your room i forgive you if you forgive me
19:55do the handcuffs hurt
20:01now barbara she's not gonna be handcuffed she's just a runaway who kicked the cop
20:07she's not exactly coming home on her own free will i know that that's why i'm so afraid of how
20:14i'm gonna
20:14handle it i don't want her to run away again well how do you know she wants to do that
20:18i mean maybe
20:19just maybe she wants to come back
20:24mr mrs butterfield are they here yet no yeah come on in we would have been here sooner but she
20:30had to
20:30fix her hair i wouldn't want chuck to come home and see his mother in curlers
20:36um you remember um mr schneider our superintendent hi oh yeah yeah hi your hair looks terrific
20:49oh thank you alice i just hope chuck doesn't have to get married please look see i think that we
20:59should present a common front for when julie and chuck get here right charles is not going to know
21:05what hit him you said that you wouldn't lay a hand on him when he came home that was before
21:11i knew he
21:12was coming home well it's a wonder he is coming home to you well somebody has to make a man
21:20out of him
21:20you're the one who still turns on his nightlight well you're the one who hit him with his violin
21:28that was 14 years ago don't you ever forget anything all i know is that the police are
21:34bringing my boy home well don't blame me blame her hot to trot daughter julie is not hot to trot
21:44watch your
21:45tongue frimpy i'm sorry mrs romano miz
22:04miz romano look i have been a nervous wreck i have been too i've been pacing my floor in my
22:12room for
22:12the last three nights well i have been pacing in my room too dear no wonder they're a nervous wreck
22:22where do you meet in a linen closet
22:27look uh see what has happened has happened now there is nothing we can do to change that
22:33see the thing is uh we don't want them to run off again and we don't want them to stay
22:38here hating us
22:44believe me half of me wants to kick her in the butt and the other half wants to grab her
22:49and hold
22:49on tight i'm not sure that anything we do will make any difference now i'm gonna call my mom and
22:57tell her i love her
23:02oh that's got to be julie that's got to be julie
23:07uh mrs romano yes okay this is it bring them in
23:11hey kids you're finally home watch it
23:17hey hey that ain't them i told you you stupid cop we didn't rip off the van we bought it
23:24these aren't your kids lady
23:30no officer no i told you well who the hell are they
23:35what's going on here well what happened here they stole a van we bought it we lost the receipt
23:42mom that's julie's necklace hey she gave it to me you're lying
23:47chuck made that for her she'd never give that hand i saw her give it to her she gave it
23:51to her
23:51i saw her now where is julie
23:54mrs romano be sure to watch next week for the concluding episode of the runaways
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