00:00Yeah, your documentary hard as hell, Dr. Blaine.
00:02We was thinking you could help us squash our beef.
00:04You guys want me to help you squash your beef?
00:08Hell yeah!
00:10Alright, well, how long have you guys been dating?
00:12Dating?
00:13Bro actually thinks we gay.
00:24Still think we gay?
00:26Yes.
00:27Bro, we are not gay, bro.
00:28Then why did you guys sign up for couples therapy?
00:31Because we are a couple.
00:32Huh?
00:33A couple of straight dudes.
00:34Oh, that shit hard.
00:35Okay, well, what brings you two straight dudes to couples therapy?
00:39We just be beefing all day long, bro.
00:42Do you guys work together or something?
00:43Nah, but we be putting in work, though.
00:47So you're both unemployed?
00:49Yeah.
00:50Well, it sounds like you both have too much time on your hands.
00:52So what should we do?
00:53Oh, I don't know.
00:54Maybe get a fucking job like everyone else your age?
00:57I don't really fuck with jobs, bro.
01:00You don't fuck with jobs?
01:01Not really my thing, bro.
01:03Well, it's never too late to go back to school.
01:05I mean...
01:05I ain't allowed around schools no more ever since the incident.
01:08Or playgrounds.
01:09Because Ray don't play.
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