00:00Halloween with the girls and our gay best friend Ryan.
00:05This is Ryan, a straight man pretending to be homosexual.
00:08I'm not even gay. This is just how I get into the sleepovers.
00:11Ryan, I need help picking out a thong, bestie.
00:13So do you think the pink one looks the best?
00:15I don't know. I think I'm going to need to see the black one again.
00:18Again? This is like the third time.
00:21The girls remain oblivious to Ryan's true identity,
00:24blinded by his flawless performance.
00:26We made Ryan take a shower with us when we were getting ready.
00:29He hated it.
00:31Ryan, why aren't you looking at us?
00:33Yeah, Ryan.
00:34I can't.
00:35I didn't hate anything.
00:37I was just trying really hard not to get really hard.
00:40Ryan is not uncomfortable pretending to be something he's not.
00:43So Halloween comes easily for him.
00:46However, this comfort might have tempted him to test his luck.
00:49Hey girls, who wants to carve a pumpkin?
00:51Both of us!
00:52So first you're going to want to stick your hand in the pumpkin
00:55and grab out all this gunk and pull it really...
00:59Stacey, he wasn't done giving directions.
01:01Oh, I'm so sorry Ryan.
01:03Did I cut you off?
01:05You cut something off.
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